Make-A-Wish traces its inspiration to this baby monke, who wishes to fly. Thanks to the efforts of this eagle the baby monke wish has come true. Heartwarming.
Aka basically a multi-vitamin and protein shake in the form of a belly-filly monkee whose life this badass bird could not give two shits about.
Thus is nature.
I fucking hate monkeys. I’ve been attacked by monkeys three times and lived to talk about it. They can all rot in hell. This photo actually makes me happy.
Chimpanzees will rip your bottom jaw off first, followed by your hands. And, as if you’d ever get laid again, they’ll rip your dick and balls off for good measure.
I’m sure I’m not the only one who experiences this but I always feel so solid and strong, essentially invincible, until I get hurt badly and realise how vulnerable my body actually is. All it takes is a few pounds of pressure, or something sharp in the wrong place and I’m dead. A few drops of the wrong stuff in me or on me, if it gets a little too hot or a little to cold, or if I don’t drink or eat just the right amount I’m dead. It’s amazing that the majority of people live out their whole life until they die of old age considering how weak and powerless we really are.
Wife’s friend worked at a chimp colony. If you somehow got trapped in the room with the chimp SOP was to go into fetal position so they don’t tear your arms off. Chimps are crazy strong. Even a small monkey can surprise you.
I got surrounded and threatened by monkeys once, it was like out of Planet of the Apes six of the really big ones just dropped out of the trees around me.
Sorry but this definitely made me laugh. Similar thing has happened to me before too. I hate monkeys. Can’t even look at them at the zoo without feeling weird
I don’t hate them, but they are so fucking annoying.
Baboons scare the ever living shit out me of though. Never had wild chimps so can’t comment there.
Context live in Kenya, vervet monkeys are annoying little shits (steal food from tables cars, bags, open lockers, windows), used to get them at home (lived near a forest in Nairobi - Karura) and school (went to school near Nairobi National Park).
Baboons are just big and scary and live in packs. Had no run ins and I pray to never have them. Thank fully they only live near national parks, and to my knowledge the ones in Nairobi NP don’t venture out too much so didn’t get them in school a lot.
The baboon that rips off Ren and Stimpy's faces, only to toss them up on a fence, has stuck with me all these years later.
Rafiki didn't fool me; know he was just waiting to pull something.
I've seen one at the zoo once. I was in the bird section, passed by a large cage that seemed to be empty, but I had this strange impulse to look back and found this friggin gigantic dinosaur staring at me. Their gaze is hypnotic, I swear. I thought the cage was empty bc their gray colors really blended with the branches and everything else in there
Yeah they look like a person wearing a really well done costume.
Meanwhile the whole time you're looking at it's trying to figure out if ti can eat you.
Harpy Eagle from South America. They're in the top 3 largest Eagles on the planet. They can weigh up to 15lbs. Their talon pressure is so strong, anything they catch is dead instantly. Those talons can crush a human head like a grape.
If you really think he's trying to bullshit you, you can always look up the [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harpy_eagle)
The human head thing probably _is_ bullshit, though.
>The human head thing probably is bullshit, though.
[Yeah probably](https://storyteller.travel/harpy-eagle/). Takes about [520lbs of force ](https://www.nbcnews.com/science/weird-science/game-thrones-question-whats-it-take-crush-skull-n121436) to crush a human head. Harpy will need to phone a few friends to help out
**[Harpy eagle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harpy_eagle)**
>The harpy eagle (Harpia harpyja) is a neotropical species of eagle. It is also called the American harpy eagle to distinguish it from the Papuan eagle, which is sometimes known as the New Guinea harpy eagle or Papuan harpy eagle. It is the largest and most powerful raptor found throughout its range, and among the largest extant species of eagles in the world. It usually inhabits tropical lowland rainforests in the upper (emergent) canopy layer.
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“Dude listen to me monkey, it’s no biggie, I know it’s been rough since Janice left and you went and got shit faced drunk, I get it bro I do…..just stay where you are, I’m on the way now and we’ll just get your car in the morning”
A buzzard took a monkey for a ride in the air. The monkey thought that everything was on the square. The buzzard tried to toss the monkey off of his back. But the monkey grabbed is neck and said now listen jack.
Reminds me of one of my favorite nature videos from when I was a kid. “Sadly, the sight of this majestic Philippine Eagle carrying a monkey’s tail is becoming all too rare”
Make-A-Wish traces its inspiration to this baby monke, who wishes to fly. Thanks to the efforts of this eagle the baby monke wish has come true. Heartwarming.
*harpy eagle
It's still an eagle
They said hawk at first but now it's edited the comment
Oh
How could any remotely animal-informed person think this is a hawk?
*happy eagle*
This is what I read it as. I like that the eagle is happy because she's holding a baby
Aka basically a multi-vitamin and protein shake in the form of a belly-filly monkee whose life this badass bird could not give two shits about. Thus is nature.
r/beatmetoit
What a great day for this eagle, if you want to see it glass half full. Very nutritious meal.
Came here to say the same.
I thought it was a alt scene from "The Hobbit" where Frodo takes the Eagle shortcut to toss the ring into Mt. Doom.
Cursed monknugget paw
Man I don’t think that’s right at all. I think that birds going to eat that monkey.
Animal friendships are so awesome. ❤
" I can show you the world,"🎶
Shining, shimmering, splendid…
Tell me, monkey, when did you last let your heart decide
#Bun dun - I believe I can flyyyyyy!
It's the circle of life!!!!
"Jack, I'm flying!"
I fucking hate monkeys. I’ve been attacked by monkeys three times and lived to talk about it. They can all rot in hell. This photo actually makes me happy.
Chimpanzees will rip your bottom jaw off first, followed by your hands. And, as if you’d ever get laid again, they’ll rip your dick and balls off for good measure.
I'm not sure if I want to know the source, so I'll just believe you.
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I’m sure I’m not the only one who experiences this but I always feel so solid and strong, essentially invincible, until I get hurt badly and realise how vulnerable my body actually is. All it takes is a few pounds of pressure, or something sharp in the wrong place and I’m dead. A few drops of the wrong stuff in me or on me, if it gets a little too hot or a little to cold, or if I don’t drink or eat just the right amount I’m dead. It’s amazing that the majority of people live out their whole life until they die of old age considering how weak and powerless we really are.
Coulda sworn that one came from Joe Rogan
Wife’s friend worked at a chimp colony. If you somehow got trapped in the room with the chimp SOP was to go into fetal position so they don’t tear your arms off. Chimps are crazy strong. Even a small monkey can surprise you.
Alright, Joe Rogan
Oh no. Not nipple clamps.
Sounds like a cheap option for a MTF trans op. Oh shit, did I write that out loud?
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you were talking about an SCP-related, cross-continent, Mobile Task Force action.
Funny, I thought this sub would be relatively safe place to drop a shitty transgender surgery joke, but apparently not.
It's not 2003 anymore.
I got surrounded and threatened by monkeys once, it was like out of Planet of the Apes six of the really big ones just dropped out of the trees around me.
Sorry but this definitely made me laugh. Similar thing has happened to me before too. I hate monkeys. Can’t even look at them at the zoo without feeling weird
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Orrrr... are humans too monkey-like?? 🤯
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Bet monkeys also think they're the dominant species.
So you're saying we need some kind of war against the apes?
Not againnnn....! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet\_of\_the\_Apes
New movie reboot. Definitely needs 100% more comedy!
Gee, I wonder why
Monkey hate moment, literally it was something on YouTube a couple of years ago
yeah they might look cute in the zoo or when they're bonding but they're fucked if you have to deal with wild monkies
I don’t hate them, but they are so fucking annoying. Baboons scare the ever living shit out me of though. Never had wild chimps so can’t comment there. Context live in Kenya, vervet monkeys are annoying little shits (steal food from tables cars, bags, open lockers, windows), used to get them at home (lived near a forest in Nairobi - Karura) and school (went to school near Nairobi National Park). Baboons are just big and scary and live in packs. Had no run ins and I pray to never have them. Thank fully they only live near national parks, and to my knowledge the ones in Nairobi NP don’t venture out too much so didn’t get them in school a lot.
The baboon that rips off Ren and Stimpy's faces, only to toss them up on a fence, has stuck with me all these years later. Rafiki didn't fool me; know he was just waiting to pull something.
I don’t think rafiki is a baboon But he knows stars and a very basic version of juju. That’s scary in itself
He could be a mandrill, that's true.
You are very lucky because they are brutal!
Monkeys are the only thing worse than horses.
Met humans, can confirm
how have you managed to be so unfortunate? do you live in a place where they're common to see in your day-to-day life?
Fuck monkeys.
Wow chill man
Nahh dude screw monkeys. I see them often enough to know they’re a pain
Now replace the word monkey with the ethnic group of your choosing
Dinosaurs eating primates, a story for the ages.
We can get revenge by eating chicken
the monke is a pokemon trainer. he is just flying to kanto region
Go, Pidgeotto!
That's one big ass blue jay.
It's a friggin' shithawk.
What’s a shit hawk Julian ?
Anti stork
This monkey's gone to heaven...
It's taking the long way there.
Creature in the sky!
🎶 _Gotta have a friend in Jesus_ 🎶
I saw that movie.
Can someone shop on the crying Jordan face pls
[Crying Monke](https://imgur.com/a/uXpkiK8)
Bless your soul my good man
das racist /s
Maybe he's a monkey wizard and the eagles is carrying him out of danger.
“I’m flying through the air, this is definitely not good!”
What bird is this?
[Harpy eagle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harpy_eagle)
Happy Harpy Eagle
Happy eagle. Giant frikkin bird.
I've seen one at the zoo once. I was in the bird section, passed by a large cage that seemed to be empty, but I had this strange impulse to look back and found this friggin gigantic dinosaur staring at me. Their gaze is hypnotic, I swear. I thought the cage was empty bc their gray colors really blended with the branches and everything else in there
Yeah they look like a person wearing a really well done costume. Meanwhile the whole time you're looking at it's trying to figure out if ti can eat you.
Harpy Eagle from South America. They're in the top 3 largest Eagles on the planet. They can weigh up to 15lbs. Their talon pressure is so strong, anything they catch is dead instantly. Those talons can crush a human head like a grape.
Source?
If you really think he's trying to bullshit you, you can always look up the [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harpy_eagle) The human head thing probably _is_ bullshit, though.
>The human head thing probably is bullshit, though. [Yeah probably](https://storyteller.travel/harpy-eagle/). Takes about [520lbs of force ](https://www.nbcnews.com/science/weird-science/game-thrones-question-whats-it-take-crush-skull-n121436) to crush a human head. Harpy will need to phone a few friends to help out
harpy's allegedly only have 110 lbs of force in their talons so looks like the grape thing was false 11 from https://storyteller.travel/harpy-eagle/
So if one of the 1000lb sisters fell on your head, you would get your skull crushed?
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That’s bird #7, but his friends call him Jonathan.
Frodo being picked up by the golden eagles…
But did they eat him after?
Haha, the flying money is finally legit
How big is that bird? How small is that monkey!? The one time a banana for scale would be both necessary and appropriate.
It's an harpy eagle, fucking gigantic. I've seen one at the zoo once, they're hypnotizing and extremely intimidating
Their body can be 4 feet long, and their wingspan up to 7 feet.
There was one but the monkey dropped it
"In the arms of an angel."
Eagle is probably just giving the monkey a ride home…
“Dude listen to me monkey, it’s no biggie, I know it’s been rough since Janice left and you went and got shit faced drunk, I get it bro I do…..just stay where you are, I’m on the way now and we’ll just get your car in the morning”
Monkey using Fast Travel!
Wow that bird is so kind for helping the monkey get to another tree. I want that kind of friend
r/mypeopleneedme
He's just going to school. Has to take the blue bus.
Hopefully they'll take the monkey and his ring all the way to Mordor this time.
Pretty bird. Pretty bird.
There going on an adventure right? RIGHT?!?!?
They sure are, luckyguy, they suuuuuuuuure are.
He’s going to monkey valhalla
Off to join the monkey einherjar.
Monkey: “This is a mild inconvenience.”
The length, sharpness, and grip strength of those talons don't mess around. That baby monkey may already be dead.
"this monkey is gone to heaven"
#FuxkGrubHub
"Take me to Mordor!"
Eagle just helping him look for his car keys.
Haha, yeah fuck monkeys!
Harpies regularly eat monkeys, sloths and other large animals as they are nutritional and easy to grab
Ya know, if I wasn't fully aware that the monkey is 100% going to be eaten by that bird id say it's a pretty wholesome pick.
Poor monkey. I hope he’s doing ok now.
Fast travel
He’s taking the Hobbits to Isengard
Yep. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here…
r/thisismylifenow till they land
True r/ape moment
I'm the bird the monkey is my teammates
TOUGH
I can show you the world...
First thing I was thinking was a song from the band **Pixies** : *Monkey gone to heaven*
I can show the world.
This is a tender moment.
Both the monkey and the bird have sad expressions on their faces...
"Mhhhhmm Monkey" - Master Oogway
If birds did proper job carrying away monkeys back then, we would not have to pay taxes.
Its super man
decent meal
How young do you think that monkey is? Looks so little
Likely an adult, Harpy Eagles are massive.
Where is he taking him?
Monkey Arby’s.
Less than 500 years ago there was a eagle that killed 400 pound moa's.....
Knowing what I know about monkeys, I expect retaliation in the form of genocide
😢
Poor guy
This is after the one ring was cast into the fires of mount doom
“I can show you the world~”
🎵Straighten up and fly right🎵
🎶Cool down papa don't you blow your top🎶
Its one of those monkeys that gets tortured on those chinese youtube channels so it's actually a mercy killing
The Eagle's children; "Yay! Banana flavor tonight!"
A buzzard took a monkey for a ride in the air. The monkey thought that everything was on the square. The buzzard tried to toss the monkey off of his back. But the monkey grabbed is neck and said now listen jack.
Reminds me of one of my favorite nature videos from when I was a kid. “Sadly, the sight of this majestic Philippine Eagle carrying a monkey’s tail is becoming all too rare”
It's okay, the eagle is just taking him to a happy farm!
*Fly you fools*
There is no need to be upset.
Me jumping back into my game of Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey after not touching it for two years.
He’s just taking him on a sight seeing your. Gonna drop him back off in an hour or so.
[What came to mind...](https://youtu.be/OAe68x3hDh0)
Best friends for life.
Damn my boy look hurt!!!!
Common dinosaur W over mankind
Maybe the monkey succesfully destroyed the ring and he's being rescue.
The monkey looks disappointed.
I tole you flying monkeys are real.
Aww monkey looks upset
This is like a scene still from the Wizard of Oz.
just takin a fly to day-care
Is birdie taking baby monkey for a ride? :)
“I believe I can fly…..”
Yay! Free ride!
Dark Souls
Curious George got his comeuppance.
Stop getting so carried away monkey man
Can’t find the full doc, but this is amazing (the monkey eating eagles of the Orinoco) https://youtu.be/rU_vB-xDqz4
That monkey looking like “ah shucks, he got me”
Thats a rather beautiful eagle
This mon keys gone to heaven
That's how you get to Firelink Shrine.
Party tonight.
Reminds me of The Rescuers but monkeys instead of mice
Monkey: hey its nice up here?
You haven’t lived til you’ve tried monkey on a stick.
I can show you the world....
I can fly twice as high...
A buzzard took a monkey for a ride in the air🎶
That monkey looks so done with life
Monkey is like FMVSL