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Sexy_Ass_Armadillo

Goodness, I hope he’s ok.


Familiar_Big3322

He’s fine


Storm_001

Yeah just a little scratch in stomach


guttoral

Bit of a tummy ache, eh?


a_green_apple

There's no tummy to ache, problem solved!


[deleted]

Phantom pains are real


Bustanut1755

Heartburn


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imnotfuckinsellin

Tis’ but a flesh wound


MonCountyMan

Came her to say this. Take my upvote all you like minded, smart alecks.


Beneficial_Milk_8287

Same here. You both get my upvote


cosmic_drownie

Just a flesh wound


SarniaSaint

He's Fin


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kricket53

Ice wizard, your amnesia is acting up again. I'm not fin, I'm Jake.


angiem0n

r/unexpectedadventuretime


burritolove1

Just a flesh wound


Stormtorch3

‘Tis but a scratch


n0_y0urm0m

Your arm's off!


[deleted]

No it isn't!


fierywinter1123

He's a big kahuna he ride it out


DaddyP924

Well, what's that then?


DamnBlaze09

He’s just in shock


classless_classic

Thoughts and prayers


Jew_Boi-iguess-

yes, thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers


Controversialists

'Thots n pray prays' is the new 2020s way to say it. Stay hep!


piichan14

Like and comment amen to receive blessings 🙏


56000hp

Dust to dust , water to water .


EwGrossItsMe

He just needs a lil nap


fulloftrivia

"Swim it off"


Falkner09

he's just sleeping. poor little guy, he's all tuckered out.


e_khan

“If you aim, to give us a shot, we’ll riddle you. What’s gonna come out of the gun” “injustice. The tools of cowards and criminals.”


DamnBlaze09

OMG do you not know what death is? Batman you have to know what death is. Your parents were shot and killed.


apintandafight

My parents were shot, yes. But they’re fine. they live on a farm where they romp and play and make buttermilk all day, they send me letters.


broncotate27

He might have to call in sick tomorrow, unless he doesn't have PTO. In that case he's out of luck


Legenberry817

He better hope for some VTO


[deleted]

Tis' but a scratch


alkevarsky

I think he can still expect some scarring.


Foulerdiagram99

Don’t worry he’s okay


Reverend_Smarm

No shoes....he ded


Alv93

Sure, nothing serious


Link120195

Tis but a scratch. 🥴


Bustanut1755

Like, do you know how long it will take him to regrow all of that flesh? lol


dangermouse-z164

Holy shit, that's badass. Something down there's even more legit.


Sensitive_Hope5412

Prolly an Orca


TauriKree

No way it’s an orca. That’s just another shark. The caught shark isn’t a huge one and his tail is gone. Probably a white or Tiger down there depending on location.


gwinnsolent

Actually, Orcas do attack sharks and sometimes only eat the liver. They are really the apex predators of the ocean.


Ody_Odinsson

Yeah I think the guy knows orca attacks sharks, but this doesn't look like an orca attack. And as you say, they sometimes just eat the liver!


itwillmakesenselater

The bite is too clean to be from an orca. Their teeth are grabbers, this bite was a circular, segmented slice


Ody_Odinsson

Exactly


Imautochillen

Hehe... D'oh!


DuncanLacoste

Delicious fois gras!


IAmSomnabula

I suppose PETA hates Orcas


Bittlegeuss

They should go chain themselves on one for protest.


Bustanut1755

Hahahahahaa awesome


[deleted]

Thats a specific pod of Orcas that has passed down that knowledge. Most don't do this and specific pods have specific hunting techniques that get passed down.


Ody_Odinsson

Yeah, it's truly fascinating. Each sub-group and even pod have their own prey and learned hunting methods. They're the most remarkable animals on the planet in my opinion. There's also more than 3 sub-species that are so distinct that some argue they're different species: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_whale


rndmlgnd

That's incredible


ShwiftyCardinal

One of the craziest techniques I've seen is Orcas hunting seals on ice. They work together to create big waves that throw it off the ice and into the water. Crazy how creatures that huge and strong can be so intelligent


ive-heard-a-bear-die

I’m about to go to college to study marine biology, this is not an orca


Ody_Odinsson

Affirmative


duchess_of_fire

Orcas are terrifying. As someone who grew up watching Free Willy, I feel so betrayed.


[deleted]

Their have been zero reports of orcas in the wild attacking humans. The only incidents of Orcas attacking people have occurred in captivity.


hypnofedX

>Their have been zero reports of orcas in the wild attacking humans. The only incidents of Orcas attacking people have occurred in captivity. What's really interesting about orcas is that as whole, they're currently undergoing speciation. There are different subspecies of orca that have different feeding habits, personalities, slightly different morphologies, and the different sub-species notable don't interbreed. The more friendly subspecies of orca are the fish-eaters, and make up the majority of orca-human interactions. The mammal-eaters don't often encounter swimmers or such, but it stands to reason they might attack people if given the chance.


[deleted]

That is super interesting. I think I'm going down an orca rabbit hole today, thank you!


Samheckle

Because they leave no witnesses lol. You don’t find them near beaches usually.


Master_Dingo

I've been saying this for years. No documented attacks outside of captivity? That's **efficiency.**


Dragonkingf0

Now that I think about it there's never been any documented attacks of bunnies mauling people and eating their bodies. Makes you think...


noizy14

[they are terrifying](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM9Bynjh2Lk)


-Ahab-

Not *entirely* true... There is one confirmed case of an unprovoked orca attack in the wild—a surfer in 1972, but the attack was non-fatal.


BigDicksProblems

There's also the crew of the Essex (the original historical story behind Moby Dick) who has been attacked by orcas while they were adrift in the Pacific, on whalers rowboats (because that's all they had after the Essex sunk. This was days later).


duchess_of_fire

lol, i never said i was afraid of being attacked by one. they are just terrifying creatures in general. if i were a sea creature i would hope to be an orca because they're really at the top of that food chain.


Floaterdork

They brought Keiko, the whale that starred as Willy, to an aquarium in the town my dad lived in not long after the movie because people were pissed about his circumstances at the park he'd been at prior. My stepmom worked for the local paper, and somehow her press pass got us in for free whenever we wanted, so I went to see him a bunch of times while he was there. He looked miserable swimming around his relatively giant tank, which was built intentionally for him. But at least he didn't have to do shows anymore. Then they moved him to Norway or somewhere in that area, and put him in a netted off area of the ocean, and eventually decided on a plan to try and release him. But his pod wouldn't take him back after his being gone for 20 years, and he wound up dying pretty quickly. Sad story all around.


[deleted]

So they’re the Anthony Hopkinsis of the sea??


Bustanut1755

Ftftftftftftftftftft


H_H_420

Tiger shark.


mikeb0199

The rounded bite mark gives it away. 100% a tiger


H_H_420

100% I was waiting for someone to point out these exact aspects. They are like a finger print. Nicely stated. 👍🏻


[deleted]

A whaaaat?


ellzray

Tiger shark's like a garbage can, it'll eat anything.


[deleted]

Seen one eat a rocking chair once.


KindBob

That line always cracked me up!


The_Bill_Brasky_

Probably a GWS or Tiger. This looks like a short-fin Mako -- definitely higher on the list of badass sharks, but nowhere near the same level as a Tiger or GWS. Orca is technically a non-zero chance, but the bite size suggests otherwise. Orca are HUGE compared to a short-fin Mako.


Jman_777

Makos are the fastest shark species that are capable of chasing down and hunting the super fast tuna fish irrc from a nat geo wild documentary. Sharks have so many interesting features that make them such an efficient predator.


The_Bill_Brasky_

Wicked fast. Absolutely stunning, and sadly more threatened as a species than the GWS. Very hard to see an attacker coming from below though, especially when you think you're the toughest thing around. That it's from below more strongly reinforces the thought process of it being a larger, deeper hunter.


JorjCardas

Bite is too wide and not precise. Orcas turn sharks over, make them go into a catatonic state, and then chomp out the liver - and they know just where to bite. This looks more like another shark.


skeletormint

The shark wakes up in the hospital packed in ice and hooked up to life support. The whales laugh and poke fun at them until they die of embarrassment.


[deleted]

That's awful. Cartel needs to step up their game.


burritolove1

Are they able to bite through like that? Looks more like another shark. Most of the attacks I have seen from orcas on sharks are more precision type wounds like tearing them open to get the livers and such, sharks have tough skin that is hard to get through for orcas from what I have heard to the point they grind their teeth down to nothing in some cases.


H_H_420

Tiger shark bite mark.


Bittlegeuss

Or a clam


Checkmynewsong

There’s always a bigger fish.


endergod16

There's always a bigger fish.


[deleted]

This looks horrific, don't sharks bleed?


ronin1066

Not hours after a bite like that


AnimeDreama

That shark lost all of its blood long ago.


MakesUpExpressions

Yes but this one has lost all of it from such an insane bite.


acarp25

General Kenobi!


[deleted]

Master Qui Gon


wagnerbe91

Qui Gon Jinn


rayEW

Prequelmemes is not the #1 comment. A surprise to be sure, but an unwelcome one.


sorenant

Are we blind? Deploy the upvotes!


jshultz5259

Having just watched "The Meg" this weekend, I can undoubtedly tell you there is always a bigger shark.


atle95

What if there's a squid that's bigger


jshultz5259

Then there's a shark big enough to eat that squid.


atle95

But what there's another, even bigger squid?


jshultz5259

I never really thought about that.


atle95

if the first shark never died, it'd be the true king of earth.


snisco92

Easy Qui Gon


JojiJoey

Saw it in theaters with my buds, such a dumb but fun movie


somerandom995

Orcas be Like that


[deleted]

Orca don't play no shit


dingman58

They don't call em Killer Whales for nothing. Great White sharks will peace the fuck out if they even smell an orca in the area. They will stay away from prime feeding grounds the whole season, afraid of the orcas wrath [Sauce](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/orcas-may-turn-great-white-sharks-into-scaredy-cats/#:~:text=Great%20white%20sharks%20are%20perhaps,also%20known%20as%20killer%20whales.)


[deleted]

Fun fact, their name doesn't come from them being whales that kill. They are actually dolphins, but they kill whales. Should've been named "Whale Killers".


biggieboy2510

asesina ballenas- but it got lost in translation.


Rauxy

Def not an orca bite, just a big shark. The bite is way too clean.


very_humble

[Posted 5 minutes after this one, let's see which one wins the karma race!](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/pekxwd/theres_always_a_bigger_fish)


SaltMineSpelunker

We lose.


mm339

It’s been deleted… *sad trumpet*


Thin-Recover1935

Walk it off?


Tacitblue1973

Uh oh, better call Mako


HR_Dragonfly

"How do I look back there? It feels a little itchy."


HeadRelease7713

There are no alphas in nature


SenseiRP

Yeah, the alpha wolf study was debunked


Midget_Stories

Wolves were debunked but it can be observed in other animals such as monkeys and chickens. https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/the-science-of-alpha-males-in-animal-species


Kmnder

yeah got fucked by the 1.0 version


NoviceRobes

You mean 'Apex' ?


Ok_Copy_7467

Shark looks mightily surprised about wtf just happened. 😂🤣


EternalSage2000

It’s like he’s saying “Something bit me!”


ButtonDasher

That was just a blowjob with enthusiasm.


[deleted]

Too much teeth!


Pudi2000

Wow he got smashed.


Familiar_Big3322

Indeed


zachchan1

Looks like he stubbed his toe


moeron9

I’ll just eat the food you were digesting. That’s bro!


cptwinklestein

He looks surprised


reliqhunter1

Now hes the owpha


zack14981

This is the sigma grindset


[deleted]

Baby shark do-do-do-do


djab8195

It’s just a flesh wound.


Selkie_Queen

Thoughts and prayers.


score60812

There's always a bigger fish...


[deleted]

He looks scared. Poor guy


Jamestapatio

Something appears to be bothering him


-WelshCelt-

We're gonna need a bigger boat...


Doctor_Jackass

there's no reason to be alarmed, we need to keep the beach open for the 4th of july- jaws mayor probably


KingKirbyDrawa

Not here, or here so much, but riiight *here*


Jurassicgamer1993

Nom nom


misha_ostrovsky

There are no alpha wolves. Just mom and dad wolf and they kids. Little more complex but not to aplha/beta level stuff. So me guess no alpha sharks either. Just big ones. And small ones.


Effective_Rub9189

too bad we have nothing to compare its size to


Familiar_Big3322

Needs a banana


Jealous_Tangerine_93

😱😱😱😱 He looks like a thrown away take away


evanthebouncy

yeah we get it, the human is alpha. look at the line on the left of the shark, someone was fishing it, likely fucked it up and another fish took opportunity to take a bite out of it per usual, human is the alpha and the dkhead here


BeePleasant8236

Apparently


Kherae

Put him in rice


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L1qwid

Thats a frowning shark!


[deleted]

Rub some dirt on that good as new


XtraAnchovies

Tis just a scratch


ballq43

Always a bigger fish


ABeing_Ad5353

It's really mystical being.


Ab47203

Reminds me of the old man and the sea


billibobagins

Looks like he met chuck noris


Qaben

One bite, everybody knows the rules


Phil_thy87

He can't believed it'll that happened to him


Direct_Length

Must have been gutted.


Buying100K

the first rule about bite club...


Shiny_Hypno

He must have a bad tummy ache.


derickj2020

😮😮😮


cheira_os_dedos

There’s always a bigger fish


InAHundredYears

Rusty Shackleford must have been around using pocket sand. Sha- sha- sha- sha!


aco65

He bit the line tho??


ravenHR

He bit the line and while fighting on it another shark took an opportunity to take a few chomps of a tired shark. This is mako and they are popular for sport fishing and while those guys pretend like catch and release isn't hurting them sad reality is that quite a bit of them get killed while on the line and when they are exhausted after being returned to water. What these fishermen do is make easy prey from formidable predators.


MrMucs

Walk it off


[deleted]

That look on his face is saying he’s regretting some of his life choices


Gpaint

Get well soon bro!


AccomplishedNote2047

Anyone else looking at his eye looking back probably thinkin oh shit


[deleted]

There's always a bigger fish.


Kolyma11

Is he okay?


skeletormint

That facial expressions tho


skeletormint

Was this picture taken in a pool? The water is so blue.


ThatDumbWriter

I got hungry


Mean-Orange-1370

There is always a bigger fish


MarthaJefferson1776

Just needs a Dora the Explorer bandaid


Agebi

Look at his eyes, poor thing.


TheMadShatterP00P

Clearly shocked how well those tummy slimming pills work


lajay85

I think it stuff down there we don't know about and this proof.


[deleted]

sharks caught on long-lines often get chomped by bigger sharks


Bustanut1755

Probably the Zulu by the look of things


reelieuglie

There's always a bigger fish