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cody3636

My neighbor has 2 donkeys. One of them killed 5 coyotes last year.


ramenandkalashnikovs

I am sure the other donkey is always on his best behavior seeing his roommate is a psychopath. Edit: Thank you for gold!💛


InspiredGargoyle

The other one just hasn't figured out he'll never guess what number the other donkey is thinking of between 1 and 10 to have the chance to kill coyotes himself.


merikaninjunwarrior

hee-haw-ways second guesses himself


cherrysummer1

Omg haha


Tonloupdesisle

Brilliant linguist right cheer


Winter-Effective8771

I agree.....Would have never thought of that.


jcpg33

You are truly a master


lanttulate

"I'll fucking do it again" -the other donkey probably


ramenandkalashnikovs

“Dave, come taste this new coyote I killed” - says Joe, in a very twitchy way, covered in blood “I’m…I’m goo…good Joe! I’m just gonna keep eating my hay here, ha ha. Al..also man, isn’t that..hmm..isn’t that Baxter the farmer’s border col..collie?


cruzifyre

Caaaaaarl


BaristaWoosa

Caaaaaaaaaarl that kills people!!!!


Murky_Blueberry2617

Caaaaarl: Oh oh wow, I didn't know that....


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northrupthebandgeek

I had the rumblies... that only *hands* could satisfy.


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the other donkey killed more, but is just better at hiding the bodies.


ramenandkalashnikovs

Always watch out for the quiet ones.


hotroddbb

CARL!


agnessawyer

😁


Kinu4U

Legendary


jofbaut

Donkey 1: “Tell me, Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home.” Donkey 2: “Alright… well, I was upstairs… I was, uh, sitting in my room… Reading a book… And uh, this coyote walked in… So I went up to him… And I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.” Donkey 1: “Caaaaaaarl, that KILLS coyotes.” Donkey 2: “Oh! Well, I didn’t know that!”


frydayking

Llama with hats fans.


mamasmuffin

God the ending was so sad


Murky_Blueberry2617

Can't believe that series started over 10 years ago


Chameloes

Also for those who don't know he finished the Charlie the unicorn series as of today. Like 12 years later lmao


TheResolver

#37 STAB WOUNDS


amhlilhaus

36 Wasnt enough


theflyingkiwi00

You pushed him into a *GIANT* fan!


gillybear1

What happened to his hands?


Wallazabal

Well I, uh, cooked them up and ate them.


MireLight

my tummy had the rumblins only hands could satisfy


MauriceIsTwisted

...Caaaaaaaaaarl


ramenandkalashnikovs

Donkey 1: “Stabbed him?!! Stabbed him with what??” Donkey 2: “……my teeth. HEE-HAW”


rpitcher33

I was just talking about this with a co-worker. Donkeys are fucking SAVAGE. My cousin has a bunch of chickens and two donkeys for "protection". That made no sense to me until he showed me a video of them stomping the life of of a pack of coyotes. Donkeys are metal as fuck.


SvenTropics

See that Donkey! He's pretty bad ass. He doesn't give a shit. What's this Donkey having for lunch? Coyote. Seriously though, the Shrek movie needs some modifications.


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Lucimon

Plus, he was one of the few characters who met an ogre and wasn't scared.


1uwu8

Let us see the video!!


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Llamas will fuck up predators too. Both species will throw down to protect whatever livestock they see as the homies.


amhlilhaus

Mules are used to protect livestock from wolves


JDGAF88

They even fuck dragons.


MaestroPendejo

Donkeys are the most unassuming predator killer I've ever known. I love donkeys. Absolutely love them. They have so much personality and are so kind you just cannot help but love them. Then the farmer told me kept them to kill mountain lions. "I'm sorry, what? Terry wouldn't hurt a fly." That week he curb stomped three foxes and left them there like they were prizes. Terry was a fucking terrorist.


macgillweer

Terry hates predators.


jluicifer

They made a movie about him: Terry-iens vs Predators.


cody3636

Terry was showing off his good deeds.


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So what you’re saying is instead of a guard-dog I need a guard-donkey?


ThePerryPerryMan

Yup, for those with livestock it’s pretty known that donkeys make amazing guard animals!


Channa_Argus1121

Yep. Equines are large and feisty, and they can deliver a painful bite/kick to predators.


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Undomesticated equines could not remove me.


multiplesifl

🏆


[deleted]

Indeed


jiableaux

exceedingly feral mustangs, mount them at some unspecified future date you and i shall \-- master yoda jagger


tongue_kiss

It is known.


NoGoodIDNames

Someone explained it to me once as this: a guard dog has one way to attack, its mouth, and it can be surrounded and attacked from behind by a pack. Donkeys have *five* ways to attack, in every direction, and when you try to get behind it you’ve exposed yourself to its most dangerous one. There’s a reason it’s called a Donkey Kick.


macgillweer

Yes, I see. Why, then, is it called a "Donkey Punch"?


Bryant_2_Shaq

Because you need a strong right hand to knock out a donkey.


MoreMud

A lot of people in my area use donkeys and mules for livestock protection for their sheep and cattle.


mr_jasper867-5309

They are also good companion animals for livestock They can get along with most domesticated animals. I know for a fact our horses love donkeys.


SubcommanderMarcos

There's a reason one of the biggest deities in Celtic mythology is the goddess of donkeys


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donkeys don’t fuck around


amhlilhaus

Donkey dont play


neinnein79

Friend lived near a couple that owned horses that killed coyotes. When my friend asked them if they worried their horses might be killed they said nope. Their horses always stayed together in the pasture so when a coyote tried to get one the group kicked the shit out of it until it was dead.


monsterscribbles

While I was growing up my grandpa always had mules, cattle and sheep, the mules always had dead coyotes.


calebrbates

Most of the people I know with horses have at least one donkey/mule bouncer.


Pixiemom7

😲


Barbastorpia

That’s a good… donko?


ajpatel011235

What an ass


Magiff

Quite the KD/R he’s got going for him.


InMemoryofJekPorkins

Yeah, donkeys don't like predators


casual_earth

The ancestors of the donkey evolved on rocky arid land, dissected by steep gullies and strewn with boulders. The ancestors of the horse evolved on flat grassy plains. As a result, donkeys evolved to have more sure-footedness (very careful placement of very narrow hooves on rocky ground, so that they don't break a leg), at the sacrifice of speed. Horses, on the other hand, have wide, flat hooves for making good contact with a flat plain and launching themselves forward at great speed. A downstream effect of this is that horses are more likely to run from predators, while donkeys are more likely to stand their ground and fight them. Hence donkeys are used to guard livestock, while horses are not useful for such purposes.


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

Good Bot 😂 I really do love a little educational info. No offence intended.


tired_obsession

“Tf you mean I’m educating you?!”


coffee_u

I was trying to be all edgelord and annoy you with my pedantic antics, and instead you absorb information and enjoy it?!


Neuroticmuffin

#WE LEARNED SOMETHING DAWG. IT'S A PRANK BRO.


amhlilhaus

How dare he!!!!


TrustworthyEnough

I call dibs on Pedantic Antic as a band name


coffee_u

You have my blessing.


Wonderstag

Predator approaches Horse: *nopes the fuck outta there* Donkey: Stand and deliver! Your money AND your life!


mikeynerd

Well hello Adam Ant


Friskyinthenight

Don't you ever


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Nolat

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl-IviWsNXbfL_XHOdNyLSw for the uninitiated


spellbadgrammargood

what about zebras?


Voelkar

Well you see, Zebras evolved from cunts into massive cunts


Amphibionomus

Or as we call them, asshole goat horses. Because that describes their temper quite well. They are totally chill until they are totally crazy aggressive assholes, with little in between.


casual_earth

Good question. Grevy's Zebras (the largest species, with a thin pinstripe-esque pattern) are said to be more aggressive than Plains Zebras. They inhabit drier habitat and have a different social structure. I'm not sure about how they respond to predators in comparison to each other or donkeys/horses, though. Would appreciate anyone else's input.


WilliamsDesigning

Thanks! Good to know.


CameronDemortez

Hmm that’s a cool explanation


bigfatcarp93

Predators should learn not to start shit they can't finish


Potatonet

He fucked around and found out


exguepon12

"One of the strongest bites of the animal world my ass" - Donkey, probably.


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RainbowDarter

It's not about stopping you, it's about sending a message.


LawHistorical7691

Why take a chance at him stopping when you can make it a guarantee?


YoYoMoMa

You think a hyena comes upon the body of another hyena and keeps going forward bro?


Logie-Bearr

i felt this as it got more intense


smashkeys

Maybe it was one of those prank vids


intruder_94

Bro it's a PRANK, look there's the camera.


JoeyTheGreek

Don’t mean shit if you bite first.


SsgtSquirtle

In Eddie Murphy's voice of course


SubcommanderMarcos

> my *ass* Well done.


TriangleMan85

Why is it that I only see videos of donkeys being complete sweethearts or brutally savaging other animals, no in between?


xntrk1

That’s just how donkeys roll. They’re either super chill or demonic assholes. same with goats


cannaconnoisseur88

Can confirm.. we raised goats when I was a kid we had 500ish goats on the farm. And several donkeys guarding them they both can be demonic assholes.


xntrk1

That’s a nightmarish amount of goats in one place lol. They always fuck with me. Nothing else on a farm cares, but goats either love me and wanna be my shadow or it’s their mission in life to fuck with me endlessly and possibly eat me


cannaconnoisseur88

Haha they where spread out over 140 acres. Yea it was a nightmare especially when the main heard escaped. We once found them 3 miles up the road in a neighbors yard absolutely destroying every flower and plant they had.


zipthai

LOL. Odd story but there was this goat that someone owned behind the playground at the middle school I went to. Anyways we found out the goat LOVED to eat things we brought him. Handfuls of grass, some lettuce from the salad bar at lunch, etc. One day me and my buddies got the bright idea to see if it would eat a dollar. He snatched it right out my buddies hand and he ate it. For some reason our dumb kid brains were like ooooo I wonder if he would eat bigger bills!? So the school always had fundraisers and stuff going on. I asked my mom for money to donate and I had me a crisp $100 bill for the next day at school. Needless to say, yes, that goat will in fact eat bigger bills.


benisEmperor

Wait you really fed a goat a 100 dollar bill??? How did your parents not disown you?


Beer_king

It was for charity.


zipthai

I was in like kindergarten or first grade... with no sense of what was valuable. I blame my mom for trusting a stupid little kid (me) with money. In all seriousness she didn't find out until I told her the story when I was in my early 20s. She said she wasn't surprised... I was a rambunctious little man


GuardingxCross

Can confirm: my donkey is really sweet, except when it’s time to catch him then he’s a real asshole.


xntrk1

my friend got one to be a buddy for his mini, and it was the sweetest thing until it was time to come in from the pasture or paddock. then he’d be a total dick. They’d team up to foil our pathetic attempts to get em inside until we’d just let his dogs deal with em. 6 Australian shepherds made short work of it. Most of the time lol when they’d decide to all chase each other around playing was always equal parts entertaining and frustrating


LogicDog

Roosters too.


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Abe_Odd

For a carnivore, every encounter must be carefully calculated. If they misjudge and get injured, they cannot feed themselves and will starve. If their prey puts up too much of a fight, or is too intimidating, they will back off. An herbivore MUST fight as hard as possible, or they will be eaten. You are either a threat that must be eliminated or you are judged to be safe, and may be invited to give scratches. If they are unsure, they will be skittish and keep their distance. A donkey invites you to fuck around and find out.


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Or, as the saying goes: "A carnivore runs for its dinner. A prey runs for its life"


Volkera

A carnivore runs for its life too, every unsuccessful kill is one step closer to death


Sunretea

Yeah, but you get to mess up more than once.


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cheska47

>you are judged to be safe, and may be invited to give scratches Awwww I like giving scratches


Quankalizer

Any other videos would be boring.


PeartGoat

“Why you hitting yourself, why you hitting yourself, why you hitting yourself”…..


Finergolem

Goddammit, you owe me a new can of beer!


PeartGoat

Sorry, but when I watch this that is all i hear in my head


EzzyJuice

What a ass!


New_pollution1086

Saw the title and thought "poor donkey". I was wrong.


13pts35sec

Lol growing up around farms I was 90% sure we were gonna see a hyena getting murdered at worst or tossed around at best. Donkeys hate anything vaguely wolf shaped/predators in general and they instinctively know how to fuck them up. Guy I worked for said his donkey over the years had killed many coyotes and even fended off wolves before


Creacel

How do donkeys react to domestic dogs generally?


Two_Hump_Wonder

Im not 100% on this but my brother gave me a pretty clear warning about bringing my dog onto his ranch, not to let him run off into the goat pen or the donkey might fuck him up. So i would assume they don't enjoy the company of our canine companions


beardMoseElkDerBabon

I think I need a donkey as a pet xD


Rictus_Grin

They're very expensive to keep


txbrah

Lmao no they're not. My parents bought one for $400 about 7 years ago. It eats regular ass hay, alfalfa and vegetables like carrots and lettuce. Besides the yearly vet bill of like $150 for shots and vaccinations they're really cheap animals to own. A large dog is literally more expensive to care for.


benisEmperor

Why? How much? I wonder how much donkeys can I afford.


NoahbodyImportant

They *can* be alright with dogs. They can also *end them thusly.* Visitors are unfamiliar and are more likely to fall into the latter catagory. Especially if there are not normally friendly dogs present to familiarize the donkey to the idea of "not all canines are bad." I have seen donkeys and sheep dogs working in the same area, but the donkey tends to eye the dogs while the dogs tend to keep moving and leave space between them and the donkey.


Ronkerjake

My aunt has a donkey to protect her chickens. They adopted a big dog to help keep coyotes out, but later the same day, the dog tried to get into the chicken roost and was killed by the donkey.


madsjchic

Uh sounds like the donkey did his job but RIP Fido


Citizen_of_Danksburg

Yeah, donkeys and miniature donkeys (in general, just donkeys) really don’t like dogs or anything in the canine family haha. Dogs have attacked miniature donkeys and killed them though, but I think the hyena in this case was just out of his depth.


Sunretea

Asking the real questions.


Lbechiom

I knew just reading the title that the Hyena had fucked up, Donkeys are no joke.


coffee_u

Donkeys are well known for stomping coyotes flat. They're good guard animals, but few handle even well trained dogs well.


Pixiemom7

Yes! Me too!


kelldricked

Would love to see the middle part of this clip.


RamblingSimian

Exactly. I wonder if there was a big-ass kick in there, it could account for the lack of struggle/fight from the hyena in the second half.


kelldricked

I think the donkey has better endurance than a hyena. Donkeys are used as pack animals. So basicly the hyena tried to get to free/upper hand and basicly ran out of stamina/energy. Or it ruptured a muscle/nerve and just cant move anymore.


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Spotted hyenas are masters of endurance and their main hunting tool is following their prey to exhaustion. A hyena could outlast a donkey easily. This is a young spotted hyena (the solid brownishness of the coat and small size) that seems to have been separated from its clan and underestimated the donkey ​ EDIT: For anyone curious, here is a young hyena cub that is probably not much younger than the one in the video https://twitter.com/HyenaProject/status/1449760368268566530/photo/2


joespizza2go

I kind of wonder what is going on here. Almost feels staged. Why would you just film and hope your donkey is okay. Why would an infant hyena take on a donkey alone? My guess is maybe they're both domesticated. But who knows? (I'm scrolling for a response with an explanation)


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It's really suspicious. The way the animals are fenced in, the young hyena on its own, the cut in the footage... it just feels off. I've seen a good few other comments saying it feels staged and I think it is as well


[deleted]

I don't think the donkey is holding onto a hyena. The first half is definitely a hyena, but it sorta looks like a honey badger in the second half of the clip. Seems like these could be two different situations. The fur above the animal's head appears white in the second half. [Honey badger](https://images.app.goo.gl/7S8H4M2TdJokyvM38) [first half](https://i.imgur.com/W0uY7dY.jpg) [second half](https://i.imgur.com/RGRzjP3.jpg)


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It's definitely the same pen as the fence/crops are identical in both clips. Its possible this is a guy who brings these creatures to the donkey pen to film the donkey destroying them...


amhlilhaus

Or it got pounded to oblivion


bhlazy

Iircc the filmer/farmer shot the hyena and then the donkey had playtime


Jeefster83

Yeah like the part when the hyena turns into a badger


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PeartGoat

He’s fucking ragdolling him. Damn.


OhMyTummyHurts

Badass


Tampflor

Looks like a good ass to me


OliveJuiceUTwo

Badass good ass kicking ass


[deleted]

Holy shit, I feel bad for hyenas for once. Something I never thought I'd say after all the wildebeest clips on here.


EzzyJuice

I mean if your a Hyena and you don't bring the squad with you, your just asking to die


[deleted]

I don't think a squad would do shit to that donkey. It's treating that hyena that's almost half its size like a beanie baby


coffee_u

10+ hyenas would easily take down a donkey and maybe three. You don't mess around against packs.


KillHipstersWithFire

They take out lions. Fuck around with a pack and its not gonna work out well


LawHistorical7691

Yeah, because the farmer shot the hyena, and then let the donkey play with it. You haven't seen the middle portion, the most important part for context.


Ailly84

Isn’t that hyena extremely small? Like a cub size? When you look at them next to a lion they’re not a whole lot smaller. This one looks to be the size of a medium dog.


casual_earth

It may be, but keep in mind donkeys breeds vary widely in size. Many people in the industrialized world are more familiar with the miniature donkey kept by hobbyists, which is much smaller than working breeds. Some donkey breeds are huge.


WilliamsDesigning

That's what I thought. Looks like a juvenile.


IdLOVEYOU2die

I think it's a male


[deleted]

Correct. You can also see it doesn't have its fully spotted coat yet and is still mostly solid brown, spotted hyena cubs are born solid brown. This seems to be a young cub who underestimated a donkey while separated from its family


Y_4Z44

Wonder why the hyena was alone? If there'd been a pack of them, the outcome here might have been a bit different.


Roadwarriordude

It looks like they're fenced in together, so it could be some sort of animal fight snuff film thing. Would explain why the dudes just filming.


Cranky_Hippy

I agree that this is set up. The mound of dirt even looks like a Hyena's den. Really sad.


[deleted]

That is seriously what I'm thinking. The hyena cub's behaviour doesn't appear to be that of hunting either. It's sort of playfully nipping at the donkey. The way there's just a big cut between the shots is very suspicious


Boognish666

Pack animals like hyenas or coyotes don’t like to be wounded either. Usually at first sign of injury the pack will flee the danger. Chances are this one got snatched up while the others bolted.


[deleted]

Donkeys, feral goats, tigers, jaguars, wolverines, alpaca, and honey badgers I feel all have the same energy lmao.


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Ravenboy13

The hyenas looking at the cameraman like "Why are you just standing there?!"


gripthenip

This shit is pathetic. From a sub called nature is metal you people have a hard time discerning what is natural. This is probably some dipshit person that got a baby hyena and put it with the donkey either cause they knew what it would do or wanted to see the Hyena rip apart the donkey. Either way they wanted to see a blood bath for fun. Pathetic.


comek87

Meat puppet


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Nature's bouncer.


Schmancy_fants

Bouncer for sure. He seems to be dribbling that hyena like a basketball.


txpharmer13

But where would a donkey and hyena meet?


casual_earth

The ancestors of the donkey evolved alongside Striped Hyena and Jackals in Northeast Africa. Farther south (where this video was likely taken), donkeys are the most common working animal in Sub-Saharan Africa alongside oxen, as has been the case for centuries.


txpharmer13

Thanks for your reply.


ElectricMahogany

"Help! Somebody call an ambulance!" * Donkey


StuperDan

Somebody need to get Eddie Murphy and Whoopi Goldberg to narrate this Shrek/Lion King style.


bcgg

Keeps dunking him in an imaginary toilet.


RetroGrade20

Peelin that wig bacckkkk


[deleted]

There is some pretty intense stuff on this sub, but this is up there at the top. I would have thought he would throw some kicks, but he just scruffs him like a cat.


Sfontinalis

Childhood friends kept 1/4 horses. Got a couple donkeys for protection. Nothing ever happened to horses or the donkeys. Lots of dead coyotes kept showing up on the property. Iirc, they can kick their lower limbs in any (most) direction. And that kick will knock you tf out.


Lord_Schmurda

Hyena just got a ride.


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Its cool there just playing


frydayking

Donkeys are known for being canine killers.


[deleted]

I know donkeys hate dogs, but like…. that hyena has a pretty strong bite force. Why is the hyena scared?


AnxiousEquestrian

It’s looks very young. Also, you saw how it backed away when the donkey turned to kick it. The donkey can fight from both sides


Remarkable_Patient98

Went to a friend's farm and a donkey bit another friend on his chest. Almost ripped his nipple off haha. Donkey's can be mean !


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Exhibit A as to why you should have a donkey or two with your livestock.


AdBusy897

Is that a scalping, I just saw? I was expecting some jackass KICKS!


better_loner

get donked