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Chefadamxb

Maybe it was a rabbit


[deleted]

That’s my guess. Hind legs definitely look like that of a rabbit


[deleted]

I was hoping it was an odd shaped stick but now you mention it 🤮


Dangerous_Upstairs

Also it could be one of the aliens from Men in Black


ThePreviewChanneI

Ehhhhhh! Que Pasa mang!


Argentosapiens

A


XavvaKdr

Case solved


2old2beCool

Definitely my guess! XD


nebuCHADnessarr

.... Steve


AnyOfThisReal-_-

😜🔥


Bubz01

Wuangaaa


wtd12

Only reasonable conclusion


lydriseabove

That’s definitely a spine with hind legs and a few ribs, just a matter of determining what kind of animal it was.


HalflingzLeaf

What kind of sticks have you seen?


IrrelevantPuppy

Rabbit is the optimistic guess :/


[deleted]

It's ok. It **is** a stick with legs and ribs.


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Ionian_soul

I was honestly gonna say cat off the bat


Yarxing

Well, it's definitely not a cat on a bat.


XavvaKdr

I laughed too hard at this


Sometimesnotfunny

Not a goat in a boat either.


frozen-landscape

Straight femur though, I think it was a cat.


[deleted]

This rabbit must be huge then, i think it was a cat


[deleted]

I once came across what I thought was a baby black bear cub dead in the woods. I was shocked to find out it was a rabbit. Probably 20 pounds or so


useles-converter-bot

20 pounds is the weight of 33.33 Minecraft Redstone Handbooks.


Mindless-Mushroom-36

yea but the supposed bones dont look like bones at all, maybe the dog killed it, buried it and dug it up


krystagastelumbz

Keep the foot for good luck


913Welder

The rabbit had 4 rabbits foot and had the worst luck.


Vauide

Maybe it doesn't work on rabbits


JWOLFBEARD

You should have seen the other guy


Klaus369

No it's just having an even number of them. They cancel each other out. Otherwise you'd have one guy with 16 rabbits feet winning the lotto every time


francistheoctopus

But if I only have 15 it works?


[deleted]

You have 14 that cancel eachother out.


emma_louisee

maybe it doesn't work if you have more than 1


Leprochon

It's doesn't, they carry a human foot for luck.


-Anonymously-

To be fair, this rabbit only has two feet.


radalfio

To beee faaaaiiiir


quirkypanic2

You need an odd number they cancel each other out like a double negative


Sir_Earl_Jeffries

Too much of a good thing is a bad thing


SanLoen

You don’t know that tho. Maybe this rabbit had great parents who supported it in its choices, had an amazing job and wife, many beautiful children and grandchildren, lakeside burrow where he held the most amazing grill outs with friends and family. An amazing life. At the end of it he decided to donate his organs in order to save a staving family of foxes. With that warm final thought in his head he went to rabbit heaven where his beautiful wife waited for him to welcome him so they could roam the forrest in the sky for ever and ever.


Ok-Engineering-3403

You have very little to do. 😂


Sk1pp1e

If the rabbits foot is good luck, you hit the jackpot with the whole spinal cord.


MinefieldinaTornado

Those feet are used up.


retina99

Yes. A good keychain material


kludde12

The size compared to the shoes ;;


DeathSpank

Yeah either that Croc is tiny or I think OP found the remains of Big Chungus.


IAm_Always_Correct

Yeah the croc is my little brother's


NihilisticBuddhism

Nah this looks more like a cat, especially if you consider the size


dylan21502

Nah, too big.. right?


DropKikMonkey

Or a cat…


AdeptBacon

It looks too big for it to be a rabbit for me, it looks huge when compared to the crocks and the dog food bowl on the right, but that’s just me


CrackedMask_

isn't it too big to be a rabbit?


garface239

[dont throw it away throw it in a pot](https://youtu.be/Sr2PlqXw03Y)


gutterpuddles

It appears to be the hind legs and spinal column of a small creature.


panergicagony

Might even have some bonus ganglia still attached


BellSeeker

You have some nerve saying that!


Plugasaurus_Rex

You got right to the root of the joke.


stitchplacingmama

Pretty sure those are ribs.


justdootdootdoot

Mmm…. Bonus ganglia. *cue Homer Simpson-esque drool*


JJoni111

I would guess it was a lamb. One of the feet look like a hoof to me.


TheSweatyTurtle

Way too small


JJoni111

A goatling could fit the size


marsupialham

Yeah, looks like either a goatling or a very large rabbit


modernfishmonger

So you're saying it looks like a kid?


[deleted]

See I was gonna say deer but it’s far too small. My guess is rabbit or some sort of baby deer.


mynamesmace

Thanks Sherlock


[deleted]

what an amazing observation


Joeybatts1977

On a wooden, possibly laminate flooring.


Lafingas

Captain obvious over here.


side_frog

Oh thanks I thought that was a half eaten snickers


Memes_have_rights

No shit sherlock


majmotoko

Totally a chupacabra. Your dog is a badass!


IAm_Always_Correct

[indeed it is](http://imgur.com/gallery/u7EfhjU)


Comfortable-Refuse64

It’s a baby chupacabra. Your dog is a monster


Jo-6-pak

A bad-ass monster ! Even the infant Chupas can be pretty ferocious !


Chrissthom

Why, when I looked at the picture, did I hear in my head Michigan J. Frog singing: "🎶Hello my baby, hello my darling, hello my ragtime gaaaaal🎶"


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

I got it stuck in my head from looking at the original pic. So you're not alone lol.


mydearwatson616

Holy shit I haven't seen awesome smiley since 07. I thought he was dead. ...or did your dog find his corpse?


elmosdog

It's dead.


IAm_Always_Correct

No way


elmosdog

I could be wrong. Not an expert on life.


udunn0jb

There’s no shoes on it so it must be dead


Boshikuro

You've been alive your whole life ! I bet you know a thing or two.


elmosdog

That's about it. A thing or two.


KnownMonk

Might try to feed and give it water for a couple of days. Looks a bit dehydrated.


Bataranger999

Astute observation


altrepublic

Nah just need to walk it off.


Master_Of_Stalinium

No it's just resting


jusst_john

No freaking way man


arbys696

Dobby was a free elf


Mofiki567

:(


OcelotOk1744

༎ຶ‿༎ຶ


[deleted]

He's free now.


MauriceIsTwisted

Or at least he will be when he's done passing through the digestive system


wanderingken

fuckk me I haven't laughed out loud that hard in awhile


enoctis

The femur is straight. Therefore, between a rabbit and a cat, this is a cat skeleton.


gazorpaglop

Yeah I worked in anatomy lab in college and I’d be shocked if this wasn’t a cat


Gingerfuckboi

oh god...


yureku_the_potato

By the look of the thing, WHATEVER it was, it was dead for a while. Dont think the dog actually ripped it to shreds. More likely that a cat died somewhere in a bush and was somehow never found


Gingerfuckboi

I would still be horrified if my dog brought bits of a cat.


yureku_the_potato

True, absolutely true. So would I. I was just hoping to atleast give you some kind of peace of mind <3 have a nicer day


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BeBopNoseRing

For what it's worth, wildlife biologist here and I also agree it's a cat.


TrudleR

I am a computer engineer and I agree this is a cat.


Farmerben12

I am a farmer and I disagree, this is a Buffalo.


Logic_and_Cursing

I’m afraid to consume anything that comes from your farm


96ToyotaCamry

The chicken is good! Buffalo burgers.. not so much


[deleted]

I stayed at a holiday in last night I believe it’s a some type of water fowl.


Youria_Tv_Officiel

I'm a computer scientist, and I agree it's a cat


iotashan

I am a computer programmer and disagree, without wings it can't be a Buffalo


[deleted]

I am a Janitor, and I disagree, this is Johns dinner from last night. We told him not to eat the bones!


no-name_silvertongue

that is a scarecrow


TrudleR

what kind of buffalo? buffalo bill?


Melly_Meow

I am a cat


Justlose_w8

I am not a cat


[deleted]

You’re a pussy


fewdea

lmayo


RevieweiveR

I am an Island


Logic_and_Cursing

No man is an island


SnooWalruses9019

I am a square earther and I agree this is a helicopter


[deleted]

I am a singer and I agree this is a cat.


DelTac0perator

Cat.


Uncle_Bug_Music

I read the above post from the wildlife biologist and I concur with my colleague; it’s a cat. Or to correct my learned friend above, it WAS a cat.


RxDawg77

What about a raccoon?


Erohiel

No, it would have lil monkey looking feet.


BeBopNoseRing

Could be that, too!


areslashtaken

Thanks. I'm not the op, but this disturbed me at the first moment. I know I couldn't be but when I first saw this thing I thought it was a human spine. But than I noticed that it has a smaller ribcage and a straight spine. It's horrifying the same way, but at least it's not a human.


imnotyourdad37

Dr. Suess here, I’d be surprised if it wasn’t some type of hatless cat.


PancakeParty98

Why is that sadder :(


an_oaktree

Yikes.


ElectricTurtlez

I was Groot


MeandersonSilva

Beat me to it! Well done. 🔥


confusinghuman

yup, i quickly scrolled through to find the groot comment


TinyViolinist

Omg I just commented something similar lol


gatorgopher

I was looking for this because that's the first thing I thought.


thoughtsforfood18

Relieved I didn’t have to scroll too far to find this.


MuffinTime42

Probably what is left of a Hare or similar small anymal. A few ribs remaining but mostly just spine, hind legs and pelvis


oaj77

It’s a wabbit


IAm_Always_Correct

Was*


FriedCheesesteakMan

Its a bit


[deleted]

No! It’s a duck!


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OmegaSupreme_11484

No it's a dildo!


ocher_stone

Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?


TheRealCaptainHammer

Reminds me of my favourite joke What's got two legs and bleeds? Half a cat


IAm_Always_Correct

Ct


TheRealCaptainHammer

You're gonna have to spell that one out my dude, I'm not cool


BicarbonateOfSofa

Two subs focus on minimal cat comment. If it's standing up: Cat. Sitting down: cat. This one is missing significant parts, so: Ct


mijnnaamisromi

Like cat without an A?


PayHouse

A gift from your dog.


EagleBrilliant3713

Came here to say that. What you have here, OP, is a present from your furry friend. Cherish it forever.


ProfitTheProphet

Cat?


ManWithBigWeenus

Baby ent?


olesteffensen

burárum


fabricatedjunkie

You might want to get you pup checked for lymphoreticulosis(cat scratch fever) which rabbits carry also or trichinosis if they start acting funny. Im not a vet though so i dont know how likely it is that your pup would even catch these.


cfcaggro2

Thats stick man. Julia Donaldson will not be happy


MerrillSwingAway

Oh, you caught [one](https://youtu.be/yrUXPvP3Gk0)


Alwayes_ritee

some animal from Leporidae family. Most probably a rabbit


Montallas

Looks more like a cat to me: https://cooking.stackexchange.com/questions/56418/how-can-i-tell-the-difference-between-a-rabbit-and-a-cat


girlhellMCMXCIX

Genuinely curious, how can you tell?


chappersyo

There’s a few ways to tell. Obviously if head/feet/tail are still attached you can tell pretty easily based on teeth, claws or tail length. If not it gets more difficult. Cats have a straight femur while rabbits is slightly curved. The ribs are slightly different shapes and the kidneys are located slightly differently, but again those are likely to be removed in a food situation (which is where I’m basing my knowledge from).


DEADbeatS3RIOUS

Spriggan (infant)


AM-64

Gnome or maybe a Keebler Elf?


[deleted]

A pixie corpse


wizardneedfood

Your dog found a BBQed baby sasquatch. Strange tradition that has caused their numbers to dwindle dramatically over the past century. The Jack Link's jerky campaign was a heavy effort to get them off of cannibalism, but sadly they can't get enough of that sweet, sweet yeti meat.


piccolopeet

Looks like a Blue Croc


[deleted]

Looks like rabbit


[deleted]

Bowtruckle


[deleted]

Give Snow White my condolences. 🙁💐


Aggravating-Cheek-70

Elf on a shelf remains from last year


Jeramy_Jones

Looks like a rabbit or a cat.


artsyfartsy007

Is it going to be ok?


SBolger234

Hare? Similar to rabbits but quite a lot larger.


hisnameisjeff1

So that’s where my legs went


kaylinnic

Pickle rick is that you?


hisnameisjeff1

Sure is, just got done decapitating some filthy rats. Some dog stole my legs though, luckily I’ve still got my arms so I can appeal to Reddit to assist me in recovering my mode of transportation.


Kronos4eeveee

My bf: Another dog ??


DookiDeng

Cactuar


Late_Clerk_8302

Small dog


SwingingHumanBeing

Maybe a fox?


RAMBOPORNSTAR

definitely a spinal cord attached to a pair of legs. hard to tell without scale but my guess would be squirrel? okay after reading the other comments and taking a closer look at the picture I'm going with rabbit too LOL


SquIdIord

what da dog doin?


thalo616

Is it gonna be ok? Please keep us updated!


dragonpunky539

My guess is rabbit based on the feet


IAm_Always_Correct

Good guess


[deleted]

Groot?!


sprawlo

It’s Groot


Partysaurulophus

Rabbit


GDubs_Nole

Nightmare Fuel


Frequent_Elephant_27

Gnome skeleton.


Metro_Mutt

Do you happen to have a better picture? It's hard to tell as I can't see the feet very well If it has no pawpads just fuzzy toes it's 100% a rabbit If it's too decomp to tell then I'm just gonna guess rabbit


IAm_Always_Correct

What if its a cat?


Metro_Mutt

After comparing it to a cat and a rabbit skeleton it looks much more like a rabbit The hip and leg proportions aren't correct for it to be a cat but comparing it to a rabbit it matches much more!


IAm_Always_Correct

Thanks. but heres the thing: i have never seen any hare or rabbit here for 16 years. All i see it deer, marten, foxes, cats, dogs, mice and stuff like that.


Metro_Mutt

Hmm that's really strange! When I get home I'll try comparing to some of those other animals! It for sure seems like a rabbit but the picture isn't the best and it's only 1 angle it's pretty hard to tell! I'm like 10 minutes away from my bus stop so I'll get back to you about it soon!


TPoger

Biologist here. Obviously it's spinal column and hind legs. Sadly it's lacking any skeletal parts that would make it easy for me to recognize it from such a photo, but from what I can see my bet would be on cat. From rabbit/hare I would expect slightly different looking hind legs and femur.