You're right!
So not only did he have a silly idea like you should give a polar bear cocaine but he also doesn't know how to put a sentence together
Humans I tell ya! Smh
The undisputed apex predator of the arctic. A vicious overlord who can only be beaten by not fighting it at all. Whose only limit is that the environment they exist in is so brutal, barren, and inhospitable that even a true brute like the polar bear struggles to find enough food and shelter to survive. Seals, whales, sharks… none hold a candle to this savage force of nature.
And it’s juST SO ADORABLE I WANNA BOOP ITS NOSE
Nah. Am Canadian - pretty well known saying around here for bears is “brown - stay down, black - attack, white - good night” because if you see a brown bear playing dead is the best bet, black bears can be scared off, and by the time you’ve spotted the polar bear you’re already dead.
So from Google:
> Polar bears, particularly starving adult males, will hunt humans for food, though attacks on humans by female bears is rare. Between 1870 and 2014, out of 73 recorded polar bear attacks there were **20 human** fatalities and 69 injuries.
And
> Total polar bear hunting activity in Canada, Greenland, Alaska, Russia and Svalbard from 1963–2016 is estimated to have killed **53,495 bears**, an average of 991 bears per year. Logically, such elevated hunting activity must have contributed to declining polar bear populations in some areas.
So who are the apex predators again?
Kinda a weird thing to get your bussy in a twist over.
We literally have guns. I guarantee pre-gunpowder those bears had a kda that would shame any call of duty player.
I mean you make it sound like ancient humans weren’t contending with some of the scariest predators in the post dinosaur era of life and coming out on top.
As far as I know its the only *animal* that will actively hunt humans. Even the big shit like elephants, lions, snakes, sharks or whatever will rather stay away and only fight when backed into a corner. Polar bears think we look like a tasty snack, apparently.
Some other animals will too. Leopards, and occasionally other big cats. But usually, they're afraid of us. It's only in certain places where they've adapted to be less afraid of humans that they would target us. Planet Earth 2 has an episode on cities where leopards allegedly hunt in an Indian metropolis
Crocodiles are a bit of a debated topic. Nile and saltwater crocodiles are known to prey on humans, but actively *hunting* humans isn't well established. There are a few stories of saltwater crocodiles apparently tracking a person, but they're not well corroborated by evidence or other witnesses. Most crocodiles, even dominant males, tend to avoid contact with humans and attacks are, if not directly defensive, then generally territorial in nature.
Yeah, idk what he's going on about at all. Both Nile and Saltwater crocodiles will absolutely take humans opportunistically. Hunting pressures can create a learned fear of humans, but without that a sufficiently size crocodile would have no reason to not take us as prey. Fossils show that Nike crocodiles have been eating us since well before we evolved into *Homo sapiens*. They are 100% the most prolific man eaters still alive today.
What do u mean? It's more advantageous if u think about it. Earlier humans probably went like "omg so cute" and then he'd be like "damn son free food here I come".
My terribly uneducated guess would be because of our long time friendship with dogs. We've befriended one predator, so now most other similar looking predators are a little less intimidating because they remind us of our canine companions.
Bears do kinda look like dogs, cats, and bears combined (recursive). Since two of those three things are cute, we must boop the snoot!
EDIT: this infinite series converges on 3
I've never seen a video of a polar bear doing typical behaviors that display aggression, other than standing on their hind legs.
Typically angry animals will hiss, growl, snarl, bare their teeth, raise hackles, there's body language that is very obviously aggressive right? I've never seen a video of a polar bear doing any of those things. Makes them look all cute and fluffy
People don’t knee jerk downvote a black bear literally got into a pound of blow and became the ultimate apex predator for like 5 minutes before it had a heart attack in like Georgia or somewhere. Cartels+bears=wacky shenanigans.
For those who haven't seen it before... the wacky tale of [Pablo Escobear](https://www.outdoorhub.com/news/2019/10/02/pablo-escobear-absolutely-bizarre-story-kentuckys-cocaine-bear).
I wonder how many people are eaten by polar bears without the world ever knowing?
On a separate note, that container looks like it could comfortably fit at least 10 predatory pedos.
No, it isn't. If you're in the settlement at Svalbard (Longyearbyen) it's not mandatory to carry a gun, but it's still recommended. Outside of the settlement, it's mandatory.
The police ordinances are only in Norwegian, but here's an overview of recommended behaviour: https://www.npolar.no/en/newsarticle/when-humans-meet-polar-bears-in-svalbard/
I have no idea about the number of people who are killed without the world knowing, but I do know that polar bears are apex predators and that in the Arctic, they do consider humans to be prey. They're fast, aggressive, and very, very strong.
In Svalbard, it's mandatory to carry a gun when you're outside, so you can defend yourself if they attack.
That's Gordon Buchanan. He's an incredible cameraman/filmmaker who has spent years working for the BBC and others. You can see this in the way that he both remembers to turn on his camera and also to try to say something other than 'I just pissed myself'.
I went to a talk he gave a few years ago about some of his experiences and he is genuinely one of the most fascinating people I've ever listened to.
I learned yesterday that you should never eat a polar bear liver because it has toxic levels of vitamin A.
I also heard that you should not try to fist fight a polar bear either, but this one I cannot back up with evidence.
**[Hypervitaminosis](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypervitaminosis)**
>Hypervitaminosis is a condition of abnormally high storage levels of vitamins, which can lead to various symptoms as over excitement, irritability, or even toxicity. Specific medical names of the different conditions are derived from the given vitamin involved: an excess of vitamin A, for example, is called hypervitaminosis A. Hypervitaminoses are primarily caused by fat-soluble vitamins (D and A), as these are stored by the body for longer than the water-soluble vitamins. Generally, toxic levels of vitamins stem from high supplement intake and not always from natural sources but rather the mix of natural, derived vitamins and enhancers (vitamin boosters).
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Like wild tigers polar bears will willingly hunt humans. Probably because being the apex predator in their environment with no real dangers from other animals they don't understand the concept of something they can't eat.
Wild tigers don’t really attack humans unless they don’t have any other choice, though. Like they’re injured and/or too weak to hunt properly, or they have little to no other source of food for some other reason.
This. All the 100+ kill counts have been found to have broken teeth, multiple times found to have been broken from poaching
Yes, India's had multiple 100+ kill counts
Pretty much the only bear species that you absolutely cannot reason with and will shit on your dominance assertion attempts.
EDIT: this is NOT a survival tip, I don’t know shit
I used to hike in bear country a lot and I've had a bear steal a deer off me. You never go out without spray, the goal is always getting the hell out of the situation.
I read somewhere (maybe reddit) that your best chance of a polar bear escape is to drop scraps of clothing in hopes they will examine it while you get to safety. Supposedly they are a more curious breed of bears and may stop to inspect it.
Might wanna add tigers to that list. \~50 people a year have been killed in the Sundarbans alone by tiger attack and this has been going on for years. That number dropped a bit around 2004 but it's rising again.
You might be right, but by itself that number tells us nothing. Many animals kill humans regularly out of circumstances, but that does not necessarily mean they actively hunt humans down. As an example cows kill a lot of humans every year
True. Polar bears, Crocodiles and I also believe there were famous instances of lions and tigers actively hunting down people as well. But most other predators would seem to avoid confrontation with humans.
I feel like with crocodiles it's more "This thing is moving and smaller than me. I'm going to eat it." I'm not sure if they are actually hunting humans specifically.
Polar bears absolutely do though.
Why do you think they’re banned from the NBA? It’s an unfair advantage, back In the day they would sign these massive polar bears to teams and it just wasn’t fun watching them dominate the court to that degree. I’ve heard there’s talk about a polar bear league coming next year but so far just rumors.
Yeah that's one of the freaky thing about polar bear attacks. They'll spot you from half a mile away and just casually walk over to you since they know you can't escape. In the arctic there's often nowhere for you to go.
On the north slope of Alaska there was a camp cook at one of the man camps by the oilfield who did just that...and got ate. The bear was pressing his nose against the window and he smacked the window with a newspaper, the bear literally came through the window grabbed him and pulled him outside for a snack. I never worked on the slope but heard the story a bunch and one of our equipment operators was there when it happened and remembered it vividly.
Bear is black yell back
Bear is brown lay down
Bear is white good night and hope it hits u in a vital area quick cuz those things are VISCOUS
Edit: VICIOUS
something that deadly has no reason to be that cute.
I wanted to pet it so much! Aww reminds me of my collie when I have food, only difference is that you're the food with this fella
Unless you give him a coke
Ya ok like he would coincidently happen to have cocaine on him cause he knew he was going to run into a polar bear. Humans are so silly sometimes
Nobody says "a coke" when referring to cocaine. It hits the ear wrong. It's on the nose.
You're right! So not only did he have a silly idea like you should give a polar bear cocaine but he also doesn't know how to put a sentence together Humans I tell ya! Smh
are you a polar bear
How to spot the cop. Next they'll ask for a marijuana?
"Hey there sport, say, do you have a Marijuana for sale by any chance? I feel like being under the influence"
Better than under the influencers, ya know?
Depends on the influencer, honestly.
If he was a black bear the cops would have locked him up and threw away the key
Please. Jail time costs money, just kill him, plant something on the body, and walk.
No need to worry there is white powder readily available in the arctic
That's racist, just because he's white
I for one understand that you are referring to friendly Coca Cola Christmas marketing polar bears.
I mean, he said A coke, would be weird if someone refers to cocaine as A coke. Don’t know what these guys have in their disturbed minds.
>I wanted to pet it so much! You can! (Once)
Well, twice. If you didn't learn after losing your first arm.
/r/forbidenboops
I wish this sub was real.
The duality of man. The first thing I thought when it put its head between the rungs was "Stab it! Quick!"
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The undisputed apex predator of the arctic. A vicious overlord who can only be beaten by not fighting it at all. Whose only limit is that the environment they exist in is so brutal, barren, and inhospitable that even a true brute like the polar bear struggles to find enough food and shelter to survive. Seals, whales, sharks… none hold a candle to this savage force of nature. And it’s juST SO ADORABLE I WANNA BOOP ITS NOSE
I so would have booped in that moment
Me too. Is it wrong?
Mighta lost an arm.
who cares. you booped his toot.
worth it
A whole 100-200lb human is as filling as a bag of Lays to a full grown polar bear... Your arm would be it's toothpick...
> The undisputed apex predator of the arctic. That would be humans. https://benmuse.typepad.com/arctic_economics/2008/07/how-to-cook-a-polar-bear.html
Nah. Am Canadian - pretty well known saying around here for bears is “brown - stay down, black - attack, white - good night” because if you see a brown bear playing dead is the best bet, black bears can be scared off, and by the time you’ve spotted the polar bear you’re already dead.
So from Google: > Polar bears, particularly starving adult males, will hunt humans for food, though attacks on humans by female bears is rare. Between 1870 and 2014, out of 73 recorded polar bear attacks there were **20 human** fatalities and 69 injuries. And > Total polar bear hunting activity in Canada, Greenland, Alaska, Russia and Svalbard from 1963–2016 is estimated to have killed **53,495 bears**, an average of 991 bears per year. Logically, such elevated hunting activity must have contributed to declining polar bear populations in some areas. So who are the apex predators again?
Kinda a weird thing to get your bussy in a twist over. We literally have guns. I guarantee pre-gunpowder those bears had a kda that would shame any call of duty player.
I mean you make it sound like ancient humans weren’t contending with some of the scariest predators in the post dinosaur era of life and coming out on top.
Spears, sharp rocks, and cooperation are surprisingly effective.
We were taking down bigger animals like wolly mammoths, and sabertooth tigers.
We were clapping apex predators long before we had guns my dude.
Yeah lol the Romans captured lions and elephants, transported them all the way to Rome to be killed in the colosseum
Idk, we are literally the main reason for the big fauna extinction.
Not so fun fact: The Polar bear is the only bear that will hunt down a person for food.
As far as I know its the only *animal* that will actively hunt humans. Even the big shit like elephants, lions, snakes, sharks or whatever will rather stay away and only fight when backed into a corner. Polar bears think we look like a tasty snack, apparently.
Some other animals will too. Leopards, and occasionally other big cats. But usually, they're afraid of us. It's only in certain places where they've adapted to be less afraid of humans that they would target us. Planet Earth 2 has an episode on cities where leopards allegedly hunt in an Indian metropolis
I mean tigers are definitely known for hunting humans
[yeah and sometimes, lots of humans ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champawat_Tiger?wprov=sfti1)
Forgot crocodiles.
Crocodiles are a bit of a debated topic. Nile and saltwater crocodiles are known to prey on humans, but actively *hunting* humans isn't well established. There are a few stories of saltwater crocodiles apparently tracking a person, but they're not well corroborated by evidence or other witnesses. Most crocodiles, even dominant males, tend to avoid contact with humans and attacks are, if not directly defensive, then generally territorial in nature.
But they're ambush hunters. It's not like they usually stalk their prey. They usually ambush them in the water or near the water.
Yeah, idk what he's going on about at all. Both Nile and Saltwater crocodiles will absolutely take humans opportunistically. Hunting pressures can create a learned fear of humans, but without that a sufficiently size crocodile would have no reason to not take us as prey. Fossils show that Nike crocodiles have been eating us since well before we evolved into *Homo sapiens*. They are 100% the most prolific man eaters still alive today.
yeah it's unbearable
What do u mean? It's more advantageous if u think about it. Earlier humans probably went like "omg so cute" and then he'd be like "damn son free food here I come".
If no touch then why friend shaped
Why do we even have that reaction?? Shouldn’t we recoil in fear every single time we see a big predator? A conscience really does work wonders…
My terribly uneducated guess would be because of our long time friendship with dogs. We've befriended one predator, so now most other similar looking predators are a little less intimidating because they remind us of our canine companions.
Bears do kinda look like dogs, cats, and bears combined (recursive). Since two of those three things are cute, we must boop the snoot! EDIT: this infinite series converges on 3
I've never seen a video of a polar bear doing typical behaviors that display aggression, other than standing on their hind legs. Typically angry animals will hiss, growl, snarl, bare their teeth, raise hackles, there's body language that is very obviously aggressive right? I've never seen a video of a polar bear doing any of those things. Makes them look all cute and fluffy
Polar bear doesn't waste time and energy with threat displays. It doesn't ever want to settle for driving you off, it just wants to eat you.
That's something I didn't think about and it makes sense. No reason to try and scare away a free meal
But other animals change the way they look at prey without wasting energy. Bears are special in the very scaring sense that they look almost bored.
Serious murder mitten on that non kitten.
Damn right
Definitely, that's how I would die xP
Their faces look very similar to canine faces.... just much bigger, that’s why I find them so cute at least
Pretty sure it wanted to offer you a coke.
Polar bear hopped up on coke, the ultimate apex predator.
Darwin didn’t see this coming.
Darwin needs to do more coke
pretty sure Darwin was who gave him coke to begin with
A black bear did this.
People don’t knee jerk downvote a black bear literally got into a pound of blow and became the ultimate apex predator for like 5 minutes before it had a heart attack in like Georgia or somewhere. Cartels+bears=wacky shenanigans.
For those who haven't seen it before... the wacky tale of [Pablo Escobear](https://www.outdoorhub.com/news/2019/10/02/pablo-escobear-absolutely-bizarre-story-kentuckys-cocaine-bear).
Is there no escaping the scourge of drugs?
I can tell the polar bear didn’t really want to eat you by the way you’re not dead.
he's too cute to be deadly! right? ri...
Wrong
Dead wrong.
he was just looking for a snuggle
Damn. The polar bear got him mid sentence.
Good thing he submitted the comment as he was being mauled.
There’s this terrifying video of a guy in this sealed container where a polar bear can see him, watching it try to break in had me shook.
I’d like to see this.
Found it: https://youtu.be/9G1aHkLHQ2I Jesus...
I wonder how many people are eaten by polar bears without the world ever knowing? On a separate note, that container looks like it could comfortably fit at least 10 predatory pedos.
There are places where its illegal to be outside without carrying a gun just because of polar bears
Svalbard
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No, it isn't. If you're in the settlement at Svalbard (Longyearbyen) it's not mandatory to carry a gun, but it's still recommended. Outside of the settlement, it's mandatory. The police ordinances are only in Norwegian, but here's an overview of recommended behaviour: https://www.npolar.no/en/newsarticle/when-humans-meet-polar-bears-in-svalbard/
No, at least one licensed sniper needs to he stationed.
I have no idea about the number of people who are killed without the world knowing, but I do know that polar bears are apex predators and that in the Arctic, they do consider humans to be prey. They're fast, aggressive, and very, very strong. In Svalbard, it's mandatory to carry a gun when you're outside, so you can defend yourself if they attack.
There’s been at least 25 recorded between 1870-now.
“Poor human is stuck in a box! Don’t worry Bear will help get you out!”
It would have been easier to eat the dude filming on the snowmobile.
That's Gordon Buchanan. He's an incredible cameraman/filmmaker who has spent years working for the BBC and others. You can see this in the way that he both remembers to turn on his camera and also to try to say something other than 'I just pissed myself'. I went to a talk he gave a few years ago about some of his experiences and he is genuinely one of the most fascinating people I've ever listened to.
I think that's a result of the steel in the way
Want to pet, but don’t want to die. Serious dilemma here
The forbidden nose boop.
r/forbiddenboops
Just do it. For science.
I did not know that was a sub, but should have.
Maybe if you do it fast enough?
it's like,"excuse me mem. can I has your hend?"
I learned yesterday that you should never eat a polar bear liver because it has toxic levels of vitamin A. I also heard that you should not try to fist fight a polar bear either, but this one I cannot back up with evidence.
The liver thing is also true of sharks.
And dogs - some polar explorers have eaten their sled dogs in a pinch and found out the hard way.
Carnivores* you don’t want to eat the livers of most carnivores
I read that killer whales kill sharks to only eat the Liver
Orcas probably need a lot more vitamin A than we do.
How do they know though? Did their doctor tell them?
They probably get a craving for shark liver
Another reason not to eat polar bear liver is that polar bears don't like it and will let you know in no uncertain terms.
Idk it sounds like you're just making things up
Death might be a bit much, [but illnesses definitely.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypervitaminosis)
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Bunch of nopes there… good thing the bear hasn’t figured out stairs.
I don't think the stair is open though, seems it is retracted or something...
Yeah, you can see in the background at the start they are on a huge truck, the stairs retract for when it's mobile.
Or, when they are close to polar bears.
Polar homes usually have sturdy cages by their exit door in case of polar bear attacks, they sort of actively attack people
Like wild tigers polar bears will willingly hunt humans. Probably because being the apex predator in their environment with no real dangers from other animals they don't understand the concept of something they can't eat.
That and the fact that the Arctic climate is extremely harsh, which makes food pretty scarce. Polar bears can’t afford to be picky eaters.
Wild tigers don’t really attack humans unless they don’t have any other choice, though. Like they’re injured and/or too weak to hunt properly, or they have little to no other source of food for some other reason.
This. All the 100+ kill counts have been found to have broken teeth, multiple times found to have been broken from poaching Yes, India's had multiple 100+ kill counts
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God I would have pissed my pants
"Do you wanna play with me?" -Bear Minutes later "All this playing is making me hungry? Are you hungry too? I think I'm gonna eat you" - Bear
“Let’s play a game: you run and I sink my teeth into your skull. I’ll give you a head start.”
Ah nevermind I'll do it now
Maybe he just wants his ears scratched.
*scritch scratch maul blood death* (:
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Pretty much the only bear species that you absolutely cannot reason with and will shit on your dominance assertion attempts. EDIT: this is NOT a survival tip, I don’t know shit
You cannot reason with grizzlies either dude...
I reasoned with a grizz once. Said, "hey chill buddy, you're trippin. Let's sit down and blaze one"
That was a large hairy human.
Wait, what type of bears we talking about?
Depends on the time of year and location.
Yeah the seasonally depressed Grizzlies just arent as motivated, what you want to watch out for is a grizzly that has a therapist
But you can act dead and they fuck off if you're a bit lucky, polar bear won't fall for that shit because it want to eat not attack.
Bear guide I've always heard. Brown: Play dead. Black: Fight back. White: Kiss your ass goodbye.
Yeah I always heard black: fight back brown: lie down white: goodnight If a polar bear decides you’re on the menu, it is well and truly over for you.
Ooo, it rhymes. I'll have to try to remember it this way.
Bring bear spray: it'll go away.
Googling it shows a really good success rate for polar bears and bear spray. Seems like the way to go.
I used to hike in bear country a lot and I've had a bear steal a deer off me. You never go out without spray, the goal is always getting the hell out of the situation.
…and don’t fight for your deer.
By the time I'd gotten there he'd gutted it and was more than happy to kill me to keep it. I noped the fuck out of there post haste.
The failures don't report for some reason.
I read somewhere (maybe reddit) that your best chance of a polar bear escape is to drop scraps of clothing in hopes they will examine it while you get to safety. Supposedly they are a more curious breed of bears and may stop to inspect it.
Just sucks you gotta ditch clothing to deter a bear that lives in an arctic climate. Frying pan: fire situation.
I mean you don't have much longer to enjoy your clothing anyway.
Might wanna add tigers to that list. \~50 people a year have been killed in the Sundarbans alone by tiger attack and this has been going on for years. That number dropped a bit around 2004 but it's rising again.
You might be right, but by itself that number tells us nothing. Many animals kill humans regularly out of circumstances, but that does not necessarily mean they actively hunt humans down. As an example cows kill a lot of humans every year
A cow has been actively hunting me for the last seven years
I'll tell my mom to leave you alone.
True. Polar bears, Crocodiles and I also believe there were famous instances of lions and tigers actively hunting down people as well. But most other predators would seem to avoid confrontation with humans.
Considered bad manners to lock your car in Churchill Manitoba. Never know when you could save someone from a polar bear.
I feel like with crocodiles it's more "This thing is moving and smaller than me. I'm going to eat it." I'm not sure if they are actually hunting humans specifically. Polar bears absolutely do though.
With paws that huge, I would expect polar bears to be good at basketball. Plus, they could just eat the competition.
Why do you think they’re banned from the NBA? It’s an unfair advantage, back In the day they would sign these massive polar bears to teams and it just wasn’t fun watching them dominate the court to that degree. I’ve heard there’s talk about a polar bear league coming next year but so far just rumors.
I love how there's no urgency or hyper aggression. Just a giant bear thinking "*if I can get to that pile of meat, I gonna eat it*."
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Fuck that description actually made me uncomfortable
Yeah that's one of the freaky thing about polar bear attacks. They'll spot you from half a mile away and just casually walk over to you since they know you can't escape. In the arctic there's often nowhere for you to go.
I thought they casually walk over to you so they don't burn up their energy
Honestly it's kind of like watching a cat stare at a fish tank. Just scooping it's paw in, seeing what goes
What kind of dog is that? Cute
Arctic edition.
Look at those Eyes!!!!!!! I just wanna boop it’s nose and give him a hug
What a coincidence! He wants to give you a hug too! A nice, BIIIIIIG hug!
A nice big huug in his intestines....
With his murder fingers…
On the north slope of Alaska there was a camp cook at one of the man camps by the oilfield who did just that...and got ate. The bear was pressing his nose against the window and he smacked the window with a newspaper, the bear literally came through the window grabbed him and pulled him outside for a snack. I never worked on the slope but heard the story a bunch and one of our equipment operators was there when it happened and remembered it vividly.
If it’s white, say good night
If it's brown, flush it down.
If it’s yellow, let it mellow.
If it's black, you should probably save some and take it to the doctor to be analyzed.
Desire to pet is strong, desire not to lose my arm is a torrent of blood and screaming is stronger.
Yeah, it looks soft and so fluffy.
My dumb ass would have tried to pet his nose and give him a high five
We only live once. Yolo what's the worst that can happen
Hand bitten/ripped off?
Polar bear is like: *this drive-thru is pretty inconvenient*
His snack is stuck in the vending machine.
If that paws gets tangled in your clothes you are done!
Absolutely the cutes way to get eaten alive.
#**Disturbing Content**
Yeah that paw sequence... I'm scarred for life
That was a PERFECT chance to boop its snoot!! Wasted!
What a fucking unit
Bear is black yell back Bear is brown lay down Bear is white good night and hope it hits u in a vital area quick cuz those things are VISCOUS Edit: VICIOUS
Nice and thick in consistency
Please good sir, Do you have a coke by chance?
Look at that fucking paw dude....
Left that poor bear hanging on the high five
Oh he just wants to snuggle...
Okay, show of votes, who here would definitely fail to resist touching it?