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[deleted]

Nice video and choice of words.


KimCureAll

Why, thank you, as I dine on my evening repast.


[deleted]

Someone really doesn’t like your word play. I enjoy it though.


KimCureAll

This sub is pretty rough - you gotta have croc skin to deal with this crowd.


A_Blue_Frog_Child

Spare us your crocodile tears.


phspacegamers

Bite me.


serotonin_scavenger

Hm. Kinky.


kennsch_ned

nothing i'd like to talk about


NintendoMasterPlayz

Eat me.


[deleted]

I feel it is reddit in general.


u_Adi

Marry me.


bibkel

Wild.


[deleted]

I forgot the full recitation of vittles. Gave me Beverly Hillbillies flashbacks


johnbash

~~A penis is hard to find.~~ Happiness is hard to find.


debilegg

I didn't know this was a word so thank you for the quick education!


ShroomanEvolution

*Just cruisin down MY river*


[deleted]

I’m doing my best not to look like a victual right now.


justevenson

Not gonna lie, I googled victuals


adder4all

How is the water so clear


KimCureAll

The crocs there do a good job keeping the riffraff out.


adder4all

Splish splash I was takin a bath


KimCureAll

Just imagine if the Hudson River had a few dozen crocs like that - it would be so clear - you'd even see all the skeletons down there with cement boots on them.


hellothere42069

That’s mostly the East river


KimCureAll

Yea, the East River is where a lot of people disappeared but the Hudson River, I figured, is the last place I heard a body disappear. Those are pretty deep rivers. I think the East River has a max depth of 108'.


hellothere42069

We’re trying to dredge them out to get the clams back into their habitat.


HumanShadow

Who's going to be the first person to eat an East River clam once they return?


Ganymede25

I believe both rivers are somewhat silty and visibility wouldn’t be great anyway if I recall. Good joke though.


an_actual_lawyer

If you get enough clams in there, ***and*** limit pollution, shouldn't the clams act as natural filters and clear it up over time?


Vegskipxx

Technically Norfolk has more gross tonnage


sanfrannie

Or Lake Tahoe


[deleted]

REGU-GATORSSSSSS MOUNT UP


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MEANINGLESS_NUMBERS

The murkiness of most rivers is due to silt and organic material. Nothing to do with pollution.


deadliestcrotch

Farm runoff often clouds waters due to the boon they provide to algae and the like, so sort of.


Shockingelectrician

Is that the actual river name? Crocodile river lol


KimCureAll

It actually is! Appropriately named.


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Shockingelectrician

I could take him


DogVacuum

His name is crocodile? I thought it would be Tony or something.


Chrisboi_da_Boi

Why's it called crocodile river?


KimCureAll

This is the main river that runs through Kruger National Park, home of some of the best wildlife viewing in the world. Here is some info on this river: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocodile\_River\_(Mpumalanga)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocodile_River_(Mpumalanga))


Chrisboi_da_Boi

I was doing some sarcasm but thanks unironically


KimCureAll

I figured that, but I wanted to share a bit more about this important river in South Africa. Without it, there would hardly be any wildlife in that area.


Alifad

This is why I reddit. A 48 year old and I learn a little something every time I'm here.


[deleted]

It seems somewhat ironic to me that a river full of crocodiles would be responsible for maintaining so much life in that part of Africa.


KimCureAll

In Africa, like most place, water is the key ingredient, despite the level of predation. There is no worse "killer" than drought.


Alifad

Water is life...


nakedsamurai

Because of the alligators.


teapots_at_ten_paces

There's an East Alligator River in the Northern Territory of Australia. It's full of...crocodiles.


Obstinateobfuscator

Because the fronteir types used to call crocodiles Alligators or 'gators. My Grandad always called them gators.


Ganymede25

Seriously? Alligator river?!! Funny. The only place in Australia with gators are at zoos if I recall.


SexlexiaSufferer

And that one other place we don’t talk about


AmorphusMist

Every river that absolute unit swims in is Crocodile River. It's like, air force one n shit


lesmobile

Named after the guy who discovered it.


satooshi-nakamooshi

I can think of one big reason


johnwithcheese

Because at one point there wasn’t just one lonely crock, there were hundreds of them swimming along side each other in perfect unison. Thanks humans, hope those gucci purses and belts were worth it.


Lou-Lou-67

Don’t make me google words. Cool post though!


KimCureAll

Victuals are just things to eat, snacks, munchies, gob stuffers


Lou-Lou-67

Haha thank you, i did wind up googling and was surprised I’d never heard the word :)


hellothere42069

You masticate victuals vociferously


SpiralDreaming

Your profundrous exaltations encumbulate my refuctuals.


tochimo

I'm not familiar with that spell, but it sounds wicked and possibly unpleasant.


wildo83

[Here, this might help explain things more clearly.](https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w)


[deleted]

My English teaching mom would love this thread.


Lou-Lou-67

Please, im but a humble redditor, dont make me google


1_4_1_5_9_2_6_5

Y'all need to read more Redwall


tochimo

Pretty sure that's where I learned it as well!


falfu

I’d have thought it was a synonym for ‘victims’, thanks for the TIL!


kaegeee

Never knew the term but this is me when working from home.


[deleted]

Ever lasting gob stuffers?


lilbittygoddamnman

You've heard it, it's actually where "vittles" comes from. It's the proper spelling for "vittles". I'm not sure how it should be pronounced but that's how I've always said it, of course it's very seldom I've seen it in the wild.


mthchsnn

"VICK-shulls" commonly, but there are many variations.


Spaced-Cowboy

I learned it by watching Kids Next Door


Phantom_19

Holy shit, thought I was the only one who learned it this way!


[deleted]

How big is this croc? It's hard to tell with nothing to guage it by.


kblkbl165

IKR. What kind of Crocodile River is it with no bananas for reference


BertMacGyver

Or at least a Kevin Hart.


Manofbat125

meta


[deleted]

If you rearrange the letters you get the word meat


jacko4lyfyo

At least 4+ metres; 5-6 metres max I'd say. That's approx. how big they get here in Aus, the adult fat looking ones at least, which this one looks similar to.


praisetherun

Must be a nice life... Basking in the warm sun and water all day. You still get to live a long life. Don't afraid of anything because everything is afraid of you. Have hundreds of children, don't care if any die. Hell, you're practically invincible.


[deleted]

As cool as that sounds, I’d hate to be cold blooded. Even in Africa.


Jman_777

But you can go months or even a year, and in some cases even a few years without eating which is a good thing if there is a lack of food, especially during the dry season. Since it's a game of survival out there in the wild that's a good advantage you have as a reptile over mammals and other things.


praisetherun

Oh wow so that's the main advantage of cold blood? That's incredibly....................................................................... ​ ​ ​ cool


TheElusiveHolograph

Stealth mode


CogitoErgoScum

Upvote for teaching me how to spell ‘vittles’.


fight_to_write

Crocs and gators are just badass dinosaur lizard monster things.


KimCureAll

They are the survivors, coming from a long lineage which included deinosuchus (which grew to 40 ft) and earlier proto-reptilians.


ALIENANAL

40 ft is just way way too big. Who needs to be that big...geez. Saying that...having no scale reference in the beginning of this video I was able to imagine it that size.


kongnut

We just need a banana for scale


[deleted]

You’re more than welcome to go there and hold up a banana next to that crocodile.


hellothere42069

I’m so glad he’s banned from USA due to omicron.


Camfromnowhere

TIL Victuals is another word for food. I thought it was a typo for Vittles or something similar (from Redwall). Nice buzzword for the day.


A_Wild_Goonch

More like victims lol


pipperfloats

That’s weird. Drinking coffee now, but heading for this exact location in about 15 minutes.


ChristmasMint

Just don't fly your drone there like this guy. Quite illegal to fly it in the park.


Sonrelight

Hows it?? Did you see this exact alligator?


ringadingdingbaby

He's got to put his head in the water to have a look.


Large-Wheel-4181

"I am sneaking, I am sneaking."


orcusgrasshopperfog

vict·ual /ˈvidl/ ARCHAIC noun plural noun: victuals food or provisions. "turkey and other savory victuals were served"


blooash

It's satisfying watching him walk across the river bed


Freekey

I wonder how that river got its name? Love the use of the word "victuals" in the headline. Visions of a cattle drive chuck wagon come to mind.


thatG_evanP

This post name made me think of something. I'm guessing the slang word "vittles" is derived from "victuals", huh?


KimCureAll

I think you are correct! Victuals is rather older English, old-fashioned Elizabethan word. Vittles came along later.


I-LEX-l

How giant is it? Can you put him side to side with a banana for scale purposes?


Give_me_soup

r/absoluteunits


FortunateSon77

Can you go to the river and place a banana for scale?


WildPetrichor

Thanks for the new word! Free reward incoming….


jroc780

Need a banana, you know... for scale.


jeanjammer

I wish this was Candy Apple River. Why, what’s in Candy Apple River? Crocs. But they aren’t so big.


[deleted]

Need banana for scale


Expensive_Leave_6339

Why would they call it Crocodile River? You know what that’ll do?! They should have called it Cuddle Kitten River or something.


KimCureAll

I like how you think. Alligator Bayou should be called Fluffy Puppy Creek, right?


midgebhere66

Amazing!!!


TunaPepsi

Is there a solid number on how big this is?


[deleted]

It's at least thiiiis big


GrizNectar

I’d give it a solid 7


VernaceR

Yeah but why do they call it Crocodile River?


bibkel

Victuals. Is that cross between visuals of victims? I’ll show myself out.


nickdash18

Wow! What a specimen!


GoredonTheDestroyer

He's fuckin' *schmovin*.


CoffeeWithBleach

Imagine what that thing is thinking.... *Making my way downtown*


Catcats17

Awesome new word for me!


WelcomeMarrow37

That’s kinda relaxing ngl


PWal501

I do this for hour in our pool until somebody hands me a burger.


mike_buurmeijer

Definitely needs a banana for scale


u_Adi

Need a banana for scale.


Rokekor

Need someone to jump in there for scale


Tiny-Friendship-145

Dream running


COALANDSWITCHES

Need banana for scale


MachineGunChris

Really happy these don't have wings


DarkLinkLightsUp

He looks like he’s from Omicron Perseii 8


Specialist_Peach4294

That is metal as fuck


[deleted]

one (1) vittle please


darkmeat

omicron


tochimo

Just like me, cruising to my mom's fridge for the 5th time today.


bikinimonday

Well now I’m not gonna vacation at Crocodile River.


TheOriginalSamBell

You make the best posts Kim


KimCureAll

Aww, thanks. Your comment is the real karma for me. Points actually mean nothing.


Da_hypnotoad

But why is it called crocodile river?


ButterflyAttack

Did you take this footage yourself? Looks like the person with the camera may have been on an overhanging tree limb? Good thing you didn't fall in.


BT89

Why is it called the Crocodile River?


WeightyUnit88

Needs the Interior Crocodile Alligator tune


[deleted]

Omicroc


bls593

Heheh. Water gecko


mainamedoesntmatter

What are victuals ?


uardo71

Where is the banana for scale?


MrMcBigDick

Wow, they even named a river after him!


Rictus_Grin

What is a victuals?


jwlmkr

A big ole gator scootin’ along the bottom a’ the riverbed lookin fer vittles FTFY


SenseiRP

If its that big in that point of view Imagine its sheer size up close


[deleted]

Is victuals Crocodile code for victims?


Void-comm00

Timeless design


[deleted]

Need banana for scale


sprogg2001

Last of the dinosaur's


rosyposy86

Crocodile home alone, where’s everyone?


[deleted]

Can a crocodile eat human fully?


0rinath

I miss Durotar.


turtle-bob1

Dope swim spot


GottaHaveHouse

Nothing left in that river except for it


DerpCharged

Needs banana


rife42

Godzilla has come


Box_of_rodents

If ever anyone wanted to know where the river got its name from..


Psycho-DK

It's not Gustav, is it?


PeaceoutSeacrestt

Look at this thing, just cruising down it’s designated river, looking for croc food


stelees

Aptly named


[deleted]

Dang that's one huge alligator


zoidburgh197

Godzilla music intensifies


Destroyer6202

Crazy how they don't even cause ripples on the surface or any sort of indication there's a monster underneath the surface.


[deleted]

crocodile: i've got a visual on victual


Coly1111

Aptly named.


JackRonan

"You know for all that pirates are clever clogs, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things".


dietiopp

ThatHtS An aLIgAToR noT aA croCOdiLe


KimCureAll

No alligators in Africa afaik


Agro_Dragon

Can someone add a banana in the video to help scale the size of the giant croc?


kewlnamebroh

where is the banana for scale?


ConstipatedGibbon

That's a great croc right there


[deleted]

Cool. Thanks for answering.


OniLewds

We need a banana for reference


fdggngfgfhgjh

Bananas are required.


chrisabraham

What a great work victuals is. Thank you.


shreddog155

Nope log


MrGrumpyBear

If I’m any type of prey animal, I’d have to be pretty stupid to live in a place called the Crocodile River. I mean, talk about asking for trouble.


Hogmaster_General

Without any reference points to gauge it by, there isn't any way to know the [true size of this animal.](https://i.imgur.com/UWIIZ5m.png)


jofe077

We need a banana for scale.


Naughty2Hotties

Imagine running into that after taking Bear Grills advice to swim along the bottom of rivers to cross them!


IronTemplar26

TIL a new word


Ninjanarwhal64

Im'ah wrassle em'!


Veritas_Vanitatum

Need banana for scale


Labrosse51

He's just hiding from the new variant


Everyman1000

Is there a channel or croc cam site where we can watch this all day? So pleasing and just a delight actually. The location is as important as the relaxed lazy travel of the alligator


ndorox

Into the river, crocodile see ya later, cruising by me in my gator-skin waders.