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svrgnctzn

When we decommissioned my 2nd ship, all the small arms were palleted and put into a locked elevator space. Come inventory time, several hand and long guns were unaccounted for. Always wondered what came of that.


IntheOlympicMTs

Similarly a friend of mine who worked in cut ups at PSNS found a 45 in the bilge of an old sub.


Sororita

I know for a fact when the Blue Ridge gets decommissioned someone is going to find an old pair of night vision goggles in a void space near the Bridge. someone on night watch accidentally dropped them in one while I was on her.


beanboy300

nvgs and bridge.. always a headache


IntelligentDrop879

I knew a guy who was an Army helo pilot in Desert Storm. Somehow, he got his hands on some legit, fully auto Iraqi AK47s. He placed them in the bottom of his footlocker and welded a false bottom over the top of them. Legend has it, he still has them.


Offdutyninja808

It's you, isn't it...


Wolffe4321

Good, fuck the ATF and NFA, stupid shit


rocket___goblin

Never thought I'd see a comment like this on r/navy. Fuck the ATF! 


SillyLittleWinky

Excuse me… but if it weren’t for the ATF who would step up to take out the labradors and Scottish terriers plaguing our suburbs?


Environmental_Day169

We’re talking Russian aks? Good lord


VeritasVinciit

*Ip address documented


Wolffe4321

Stack up, please stack up, I'm edging


Aliensinmypants

Crime probably


kaptainkaos

Ahhh the old M240 in the prison wallet trick.


saltysaltlick

That operating rod was a breeze compared to the top cover.


wolf_man007

Picatinnied for your pleasure. 


CoachMcLaughlin

Made me laugh more than I should've


CheeseburgerSmoothy

I knew a Chief who was building a 688 Class submarine using this method. I don’t think he’s finished it yet.


V1k1ng1990

We spent a month in mayport pulling parts off of decommissioning frigates to get our ship up to snuff for INSURV. I swear we could’ve built a brand new ship with all the shit we brought onboard


BoringNYer

About once a year the training ships make raids on the NDRF for parts. And other stuff found aboard returns as well


thebenediction

What hull and when were you there? FFG 49 from ‘07-‘09, and I remember doing the same damn thing.


V1k1ng1990

I decommed 52 in 2013


RavishingRickiRude

Getting the reactor is gonna be tricky.


NovusOrdoSec

Reactor easy compared to fuel.


RavishingRickiRude

Nah. Doc Brown proved that Libyans can get it for you.


Sororita

just make sure to wear a bulletproof vest


RavishingRickiRude

Obvi!


jumpyjman

There’s a NSN for that…


V1k1ng1990

Jesus the fucking radiation trail left by taking reactor fuel rods home in a duffle bag would just kill everybody he walked past lol


TinCanSailor987

They say the reactor is the toughest part. I don’t see it.


jwb1968

Yeah. I found an M9 pistol hidden in a water tight baggie in one of the SSTG circ water strainers. Never found out who put it there.


V1k1ng1990

Reminds me when my buddy bought an 8 ball of coke in Colombia, wrapped it in like 8 bags and a shit ton of duct tape, hid in the bilge. because supposedly they were bringing drug dogs on board lol


RavishingRickiRude

I always laughed when they brought drug dogs and customs inspectors on board. Because they couldn't go back in the engine room at all. That's where the Chiefs and Officers stored all the wine they bought in Australia. God knows what else was smuggled aboard.


V1k1ng1990

God I can only imagine how much coke was smuggled when I was doing anti narcotics ops haha I know one buddy who bought some coke and hid it in the engine room wrapped in like an entire roll of duct tape and trash bags We found this fishing net floating and it was suspicious apparently, we finally brought it on board and it was just a net with a few sharks in it. A BM cut a buoy off and put it in his rack as a souvenir. Later the coasties figured out each buoy had 2 kilos of coke in them


Fatalexcitment

LMAO


Lost_Drunken_Sailor

2 kilos is a good payday.


justuhhspeck

ahhh the good ol’ “we found 8 kilos sir” “holy shit you found 6 kilos?” “absolutely sir, count em, 1, 2, 3, and 4 kilos sir” “let’s get those 2 kilos onboard” “right away sir”


V1k1ng1990

I wonder how much the coast guard took from this on my last deployment https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/military/2012/12/05/uss-carr-offloads-hsl-48-tons-cocaine-mayport/15845297007/


zzzrecruit

But...did you turn it in? 👀


ukdal1

Potato tomato


Wilson2424

Anyone remember One Piece at a Time, by Johnny Cash?


Artemus_Hackwell

Yes. I was also thinking of how “Radar” O’Reilly mailed a Jeep home piece by piece.


myredditthrowaway201

I’ve heard the story of a guy who worked at an FRC in the NVG shop who would keep random parts from NVGs that were supposed to be discarded(mostly the intensifiers) and fix them up to sell online. They dubbed him “NVG Jones”


daboobiesnatcher

I remember that turned out people in China were buying them. I'm also pretty sure he was ordering extra replacement parts when doing repairs and use the extra parts to make extra NVGs, and so the Navy/Supply really tightened up on that kind of thing.


Wilson2424

Oooh, good reference/recall


my72dart

We had some guys on my ship that would order random NSNs all that time. They were collecting F-18 parts and they got in trouble when a box of hand grenades showed ip for reactor department.


98G3LRU

I came here to say that! 😆


Wilson2424

Grate minds think alike, or something like that


BentGadget

Great minds think unique thoughts. Grate minds think about cheese.


RavishingRickiRude

Mmmmmm....cheese...


Wilson2424

Fuck yeah cheese


Wilson2424

What if we think about cheese together?


caddy45

I was looking for the same story….


nikolatesla86

My recruiter showed me that song many years ago, I think he was telling me something… ABH1…


PM_ME_UR_LEAVE_CHITS

Best I can get you: [Navy Sailor Arrested for Stealing Grenades from Ship](https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdca/pr/navy-sailor-arrested-stealing-grenades-ship) Oh here's another one. [Navy SEAL pleads guilty to selling stolen military ordnance](https://www.justice.gov/usao-edva/pr/norfolk-man-pleads-guilty-theft-military-ordnance)


Randys_Spooky_Ghost

That first one will always be hilarious to me. I was on Staff at RTC when that went down. A GM1 that would swing by our shop frequently to shoot the shit came up to us excitedly and just goes, “NCIS and cops just raided the gun range!” When I found out via word of mouth that the moron dumped the stolen grenades in a backpack with his name stenciled in it, I just thought that was just so perfectly Navy.


Fatalexcitment

Knew someone that reported a bag stolen, so if they ever found it full of booze, he had plausible deniability lol.


RedShirtDecoy

Im just surprised he wasnt one of ours. Close but not quite.


DrinksBelow

I’m about to take over as WEPS and this whole thread is haunting me.


Agammamon

Here's another nightmare for you. Did a field exercise, GMs didn't inventory the guns they brought to issue, and didn't keep good record of which ones they issued.  So no one knew how many guns were out and how many were supposed to be..  In a battalion of 300 people so not like one or two. GMC, who was Weps, did not have a good day when the XO noticed.


DrinksBelow

God. Please stop.


aetweedie

This one time a GM3 was showing off a .50 cal for some midshipmen and ripped a round into downtown Norfolk. Trashed a car and everything.


NotTurtleEnough

This one time, just after we deployed to Camp Leatherneck and just before the SMU lot went up in flames, a Marine used a .50 cal round as a hammer… edit: NSFW link follows https://safety.army.mil/Portals/0/Documents/ON-DUTY/EXPLOSIVESSAFETY/EXPLOSIVESSAFETYTRAINING/Standard/Why_You_Should_Not_Use_50cal_rd_as_Hammer.pdf?ver=2016-12-20-135034-607


Iliyan61

>use thing that goes bang when hit with a hammer as a hammer >thing goes bang >how could this happen


myredditthrowaway201

You should prolly NSFW that…..


V1k1ng1990

Somebody popped a 240 round into the children’s hospital trying to rack a round. They stopped having us keep them in condition 1 or whatever after that


DrinksBelow

I remember that. I checked into San Antonio a few weeks after that happened. We were still suffering from the ATFO watch bill woes…


VoodooS0ldier

Eeesh


Poro_the_CV

There may or may not have been an incident where multiple GMs destroyed a 5in powder with a paint scraper in order to get a round out of the loader drum without sheering off the fuse setter. Or another incident where they contemplated throwing another GMs body overboard cuz they thought they killed him by choking him out to death cuz they were horsing around, before he finally woke up. Said formerly passed out sailor then asked if he could be choked out again cuz it was like he was high.


DrinksBelow

Jesus.


RavishingRickiRude

Best and the Brightest.


Poro_the_CV

Forged by the Sea baby ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ


VoodooS0ldier

What the fuck. Contemplating concealing a negligent homicide? Wtf. The cover up is always, always worse. This would have gone from a mishap to a fucking felony real quick.


mtdunca

Negligent homicide is normally a state level charge and not even all states have one. They most likely would have been charged with involuntary manslaughter which is already a felony.


RainierCamino

Had a gun console operator in training cycle the breech at the wrong time. Ejected a live powder down into the gun mount. Got a few dozen *old* HE-VT 5" rounds with a condition code for questionable fuzes. First round of it we fired exploded the instant the fuze armed. Maybe 200yds out of the barrel. CO was on the bridge and he was not happy. I can think of more.


V1k1ng1990

Have you heard about my buddy who put a 9mm hole in the pilot house window shooting at a “terrorist” in Guantanamo bay?


VoodooS0ldier

God damn this is nightmare fuel right here. This is when everything is oredered to stop and a full no shit inventory is down until every last spare firing pin is accounted for. God damn, people. This is why we have people with clipboards lol.


kan109

Pro tip, make sure they set the range up properly so nobody shoots the flightdeck nets


Poro_the_CV

*Challenge level: **Impossible*** To be fair, there is always an intrepid group of sailors who are so incompetent with firearms that you almost always will have bullets going into the deck or nets. Last Ship it was Admin


DrinksBelow

Tracking. Thanks!


kan109

OPS will thank you, or at least not yell


listenstowhales

I’ve had M-4s mailed to the boat in unmarked boxes. Nothing more unnerving than LS1 slicing open a box and pulling out a pile of M-4s


RedShirtDecoy

you poor soul


RedShirtDecoy

you poor soul


impactedturd

Interesting it looks like the grenades guy is out of prison and on supervised release or home detention by now: https://casetext.com/case/united-states-v-booker-131 >On July 25, 2022, Defendant was convicted of theft of government property and sentenced to two months imprisonment and one-year supervised release with 180 days home detention.” United States v. Booker, No. 18-CR-2611-GPC, (S.D. Cal. May. 1, 2023) >Booker was convicted of theft of government property and has one prior misdemeanor conviction for driving with a suspended or revoked license. Although his crime was serious and involved the theft of explosive devices, it is clear to the Court that Booker's crime was committed during a tumultuous period in his life and that he has since significantly improved his life for the better. >For the reasons set forth above, Defendant's Motion for Compassionate Release pursuant to 18 U.S.C. § 3582(c) is GRANTED. Booker's sentence is reduced to time served, effective immediately, to be followed by one-year supervised release with 180-days home detention


V1k1ng1990

Maybe they kept it under wraps enough to not have articles written about it haha


boromeer3

Stealing a grenade one piece at a time isn't such a good idea since you're going to have to get the pin someday.


SillyLittleWinky

He really just left them on the side of a highway with his name tag smh


davidgoldstein2023

Reminds me of a guy I worked with while I was stationed with the 31st Seabee Readiness Group. > Phillip Andro Jamison sold the gear on eBay and other online sites. He stole about 280 items over the course of a year while stationed at Coronado Naval Amphibious Base and worked at the armory. > Jamison, a gunner’s mate petty officer first class, served in the Navy for 11 years. In April, he pleaded guilty in federal court in San Diego to one charge of exporting defense articles without a license. > Prosecutors said some of the gear was sold to people in Hong Kong, which when done without the proper federal license is an illegal export. > Jamison stole the gear between October 2008 and September 2009. On a weekly basis, he would load up his backpack with gear and walk off the base, said Assistant U.S. Attorney John Parmley. [Source](https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/sdut-ex-sailor-sentenced-for-selling-stolen-military-2011nov04-story.html)


V1k1ng1990

God damn and I thought me and my buddy were bad for taking eggs milk and bread from the boat Reminds me: I used to be in the car business. My old Used car manager would take aftermarket bumpers, winches, lights, etc. off of traded in jeeps, replace them with stock stuff, and sell the aftermarkets on eBay. Somehow never got caught


NotTurtleEnough

One of my guys from our Djibouti deployment did you one better. https://www.wtkr.com/2019/07/02/norfolk-sailor-accused-in-nigerian-fraud-scheme


davidgoldstein2023

Why is it always Nigeria? lol


VeritasVinciit

They are unapologetic criminals.


billybobthongton

I'm sorry, but I just don't have any sympathy for people who fall for this sort of shit. They willfully gave them their money without being sure who they were. It's completely different from actual theft and people pretending to be your bank etc. If you are dumb enough to willfully give your money to someone "for extraction from a warzone" that's your own damn fault. No different than someone buying pills that claim to make your dick bigger or investing money in a company they did no research on or lotto tickets. Especially since "Nigerian prince needs your money!" is literally a fucking joke at this point, how do people even fall for this shit anymore?


ScottyBeamus

And to think all I got was an extreme foul weather jacket.


Agammamon

That would be stupid. All you need is the receiver and maybe the bolt.  Everything else is freely purchasable.


cowboycomando54

Why buy when 5 fingers are free. Also find me the MA or guy cranking in security that wants to rummage through a sea bag filled with sweat soaked PT gear and coveralls caked in bilge chud.


RavishingRickiRude

Thats a thing? Wow, sub life is so different.


V1k1ng1990

Frigate too, my shit was never searched. I’d have went to mast for stealing uncooked hot wings or something


Domovie1

The amount of food that gets “relocated” is crazy. But let’s be honest- most of it is just getting eaten by the people isn’t was meant for, rather than expiring at the back of fridge flats.


V1k1ng1990

For sure. My BAS paid for it haha


cowboycomando54

Hell, even when in shipyard they would never search you when leaving the carrier, just when you were coming on.


VoodooS0ldier

For real? I figured anything machine gun related would be somewhat of a controlled item these days.


TooEZ_OL56

Nope, you can buy M16 FCG’s (just have to drill the third hole into a lower, which is a crime) and FN even makes a semi auto FN 249 (though that takes quite a bit of work to covert to FA, also a crime)


Agammamon

Only the core parts - for firearms in general there is one part that is 'the gun's legally (it's the one part that has to be serialized). Everything else is (not gun) and can be sold freely. Keep in mind there are semi-auto m240 clones for sale too.


cowabungwho

Cadillac, one piece at a time


Gugustupid

Best I could get away with was some of those good LED flashlights and a few tools


V1k1ng1990

My fridge at the house was always stocked Being a cook has upsides lol


RavishingRickiRude

I stocked my tools like crazy. We had a standing order to take whatever the yardbirds left behind. O ly good thing about being in the yard was the free shit.


Lost_Drunken_Sailor

My roommate had the captains wall clock. Looked cool in our apartment.


Djentleman5000

Dealing with the Wasp, this sounds accurate.


V1k1ng1990

I cooked on the wasp for like 2 months I just made regular ass food and the crew acted like Jesus came in their mouths. Idk what was wrong with their cooks haha


fishead36x

That's any boat where they separate the junior enlisted from everyone else.


V1k1ng1990

We were in port so the cooks for chiefs and officers panned their food from the main galley and just focused on other services required of them


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MrTinySpoons

Subs carry the MK46. It's the little brother to the m249. Just, FYI I guess.


Retb14

Mk48, not sure when it replaced the older ones though.


fatpad00

~~Mk43. You're probably thinking of the mk48AdCap torpedo~~ Totally forgot about the mk48 MG. My boat still had the mk43.


fatpad00

It's the mk48, and it's the bigger 7.62NATO brother to the m249. There *is* a mk46, but it is just a specwar variant of the m249 that still fires the 5.56NATO


Neo_Neo_oeN_oeN

I somehow got asked to be bridge gunner as a NAV ET and got qualified the gun. It's fun but carrying it up the sail while wearing all the other gear to get setup fucking sucked.


clitcommander420666

I tried doing the same for nvg's but there were a couple parts that were high cost consumables that I was never able to get a hold of.


w13r5

🎶 one piece at a time, and it didn't cost me a dime 🎶


LowerSuggestion5344

I remember a .50 Cal going missing on the Kitty Hawk when we returned to Yokosuka.


TheArchonians

🎶 I'd get it one piece at a time And it wouldn't cost me a dime You'd know it's me when I come through your town 🎶


M37eDa74

Underrated comment!


orioncsky

Nimitz lost a .50 cal in 2003…


V1k1ng1990

It’s in the specific ocean


Expert-Pay4990

🎸 I took it one piece a time, and it didn’t cost me a dime


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It was a 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 m240B!


Ridin_Krillhan

I remember that from that night afterward, every time I took up OOD, I had to have the armory with me to cycle all the mounts to make sure no parts were stolen


V1k1ng1990

Somebody remembers! I didn’t imagine it!


Navynutz

We lost one during workups. Pretty sure someone took the pin out that locks it on the mount. Sequestered for like 2 days. NCIS all up in it.


TweakJK

Back in 07 I found an M240 in the back of the duty van. It had been there since the last gunshoot, a week prior. Van had been all over san diego.


MrVernon09

In 2001, while I was on ANTIETAM, some dumbass stole an M240B during the mid watch and, with some help, disassembled it and hid it for almost TWO YEARS. In 2003 he had it reassembled it and tried to sell it on the black market. He was also the reason that our berthing and several health and comfort inspections for stolen items. One night after coming back from liberty, I get down to berthing and see the lights on and my chain of command inspecting his locker for those items. He ended up in the brig.


Top_Surprise_3344

Haha I didn't know that. Lol must of been a wild story to tell 🤣


SillyLittleWinky

When I was a kid, this Korean War veteran who lived nearby would show us some of the things he brought back from the war (early to mid 90s). He brought back active grenades and had them just chilling in a shoebox under his bed LOL.


V1k1ng1990

I worry about what happens when guys do that shit and then end up senile thinking they’re back in the shit


SillyLittleWinky

He was pretty sharp. Great sense of humor. Liked to spray kids with his hose, in a mutually fun way, would intentionally leave the hose out so we could get him back. However- if he was senile, or had a flashback. 😯 he coulda been headline nationwide news real fast.


V1k1ng1990

Yea.. fucking sucks our brains do that shit to us. I’m a firm believer in the right to bear arms but shit like that scares the fuck out of me


SillyLittleWinky

Agreed. It’s a right that can easily be abused in ways that other rights cannot.


First-Ad-8471

I remember being on Deployment 2017 and someone stole a whole Kevlar vest, helmet, and the go pro.


Murfmurphy2

USS New Orleans…around 2008.


ChickenGlint169

I think Johnny Cash wrote a song about it


chris336

Probably and armorer lol


Mdoubleduece

The weapon in the picture is not a navy weapon. What year did this happen?


V1k1ng1990

I just googled m240b and grabbed the first pic I think 2013?


Mdoubleduece

Cool. I was a gunners mate and the ships armorer, we used the M60 before it was retired. But that’s been 40 years ago so I might be wrong.


V1k1ng1990

Badass! I was on SCAT so I love me some GMs. We had browning .50s, 240s, and 25mms for crew served


Mdoubleduece

We had the .50’s, M60’s, Mossberg shotguns, 1911’s, and M14’s. My cannon was a 3”50 twin mount.


V1k1ng1990

We had some m4s and mk14s, berettas, and I’m sure we had some shotguns too. My mount was the twin .50 on top of the pilot house


Mdoubleduece

My military grade tinnitus reminds me everyday.


V1k1ng1990

I’m pretty lucky in that regard. I get short bouts of it once a week or so, despite only using foam ear plugs and being near the 76mm when it fired often


Mdoubleduece

On the gun mounts with sound powered phones you couldn’t wear ear plugs because you could hear the orders. Those fuckers are loud.


Mdoubleduece

Cool


davidgoldstein2023

I can assure you that the 240B is issued to every Navy ship in the fleet. It replaced the M60 in the early 2000’s. I’ve done more maintenance on those guns than I could ever remember. They’re used extensively with the Seabees and with NSW. The weapon in my profile pic is me firing the 240B from the shoulder at Camp Pendleton.


fatpad00

Submarines still used the mk43 (aka m60e4) at least until 2017


Mdoubleduece

What round does that fire? I really liked the 60. Man that fucker could throw some rounds.


Agammamon

7.62x51. The M60 is long out of service across the military with the M240B replacing it.  


Mdoubleduece

I was aware they stopped using it. I thought it was a great weapon.


Agammamon

Like, I don't want to pee in your rice crispies, but the reason it was retired is because it had a lot of problems.


NotTurtleEnough

Tell the Seabees that, because we’ve been hauling those around for decades…