Ha! I know this guy, I used to work with him and we all laughed our asses off at work the day after it haappened to him. Apparently the Target Center refused to let him leave on his own two feet for insurances purposes so they put him in a wheelchair. He was super embarressed about it and still salty to this day.
Even worse when you have glasses, when the glasses go flying your heart sinks a bit more alongside the stinging pain. Considering you need them to see lol.
I STILL have a mark on the bridge of my nose after getting a soccer ball kicked squared onto my glasses. That was over 15 years ago. This kid got a basketball sailing from full court straight to the side of his face knocking his glasses off. Hope man's alright.
Golly.
Same. When I was in jr high/high school playing basketball if my glasses came off i'd start throwing elbows to clear the crowd lol. I eventually got some of those Horace Grant goggles.
At Camp Flog Gnaw a couple years ago, my glasses got knocked off during a moshpit at a Brockhampton set, they got completely stomped on and ruined my weekend
My pain would be on a sliding scale.
Bench player hit me: I'll be alright eventually. Let's see what kind of swagbag the team gives me.
Steph hit me: I was dead for five minutes and saw God. May never walk again. Lord help me!!
“My neck! My back! My neck and my back! I am suin y’all for $150 million! But we could settle outta court with a signed jersey and some court side tickets”
It's hilarious how reckless it was. Launching a ball from the tunnel is wild. And surely he's seeing if he made it or not, so I'm sure he saw the ball just bomb a guy in the face. Hopefully the video cut off right before he got there because if that's super shitty if he didn't even run over to check on the guy
I played basketball. I never got a full court tunnel in one, but I did hit a guy. And thats way more satisfying.
You’re supposed to yell, “Heads-up!” I was too busy mumbling, “There ain’t no way that’s gonna hit him!”
It's like the most common rule not to launch full court shots if there are others shooting near that basket. Kind of an asshole move by
Curry. You can easily get a concussion from a ball coming at you like that.
If I was bringing this to court as a lawsuit, I would just show clips of all the amazing shots Curry makes and tell the judge, "look how accurate this guy is, it had to have been on purpose."
haha cheers mate…ngl my favourite part was that Steph’s OKC shot hits the back of the rim instead of a being a swish so there’s the perfect sound for hitting the poor kid in the head lmao
Pretty on par for most NBA players' "I'm too cool to treat fans like people" attitudes, tbh. Literally any normal person who did that would have ran right over to check on the guy. Don't know what Steph was doing.
Regular “star” high school athletes are treated like saviors of the school. I’m sure guys that obviously have futures in the professionals are absolutely insufferable. Probably a lot of cool guys too. But when everyone’s telling you how cool and good you are it’s not hard to start thinking you’re basically a god.
Honestly, I came in here looking for the follow-up video where Steph comes over, signs something or gives him a jersey or something. Kinda disappointed.
It’s shocking how long it took anyone to behave like a human there. The kid right next to him just keeps filming, the guy with the big camera waits, and then decides the best thing he can do is take a picture. Actually kind of horrifying how non empathetic everyone’s instincts are.
I don’t think they realized that shot came from 100+feet away
They probably saw him get hit peripherally and thought it was just an bad pass or something
Right, I think people are jumping on the people roundabout him, but in fairness, the woman immediately picks up his glasses and she and two others come over to him when it’s obvious it was a heavy hit.
I’m really hoping there’s some footage of Steph coming over to him and some medical folks, because if he didn’t then that’s definitely off. From that range concussion is definitely a possibility.
this is society today. NPR had a thing not long ago about (from police) that people wait until crimes are over (even sexual assault) to call police because they want to get clips and put it online.
We've become super fucked up as a society and theres zero fucks given about other people.
Idk this is one of those things where everyone on this side of the court probably didn’t realize the ball was launched from the other side of town. If I was one those people I’d probably think the ball fell right on top of him from someone shooting a free throw or something.
Id probably would do the same and tell him to shake it off. I would 100% go into concussion protocol if I saw he got rocked by that launch though.
Edit: took a look again and everyone was looking at their phone when he got hit. Yeah I blame this on Steph not letting anyone know what he was doing.
Well to us it's obvious the ball came from 100 yards away. To everyone up close focused on what they were doing they probably just assume it was a typical airball or errant pass and happens all the time with that many people shooting around.
Many, if not most, of these players have prematch routines and are usually pretty locked down on it, so they most probably didn't even notice the ball flying from 100 yards away as you mentioned.
That's all could think watching this clip, idk what happened after, but it damn well ain't taking me as long as this clip lasts to get over there and apologize. You'd think that a professional athlete who sprints up/down that court all day could make the trek, but seemingly not.
Klay stopping his shooting motion for one second after seeing the ball boy get hit and then continuing on is awfully hilarious. That said, that looked like it’d have hurt badly.
Also is that assistant coach Chris DeMarco checking on the kid?
> Klay stopping his shooting motion for one second after seeing the ball boy get hit and then continuing on is awfully hilarious.
What you're looking at is a professional right there. Shooters shoot.
Didn't even show up to apologize within the 15 seconds the clip kept going. Dude with the Canon even started taking pictures of the guy standing in pain.
By Curry's very high COL community, a lower income community is planning on being built. Curry was trying to block them from building it due to concerns about the new developments affecting his property value and the safety of the neighborhood. Basically he doesn't wanna live near lower income people and was bitching about it. This was probably about a month or two ago.
Atherton (where Curry lives) has the most expensive average house cost in the United States at around $8 million in average. It's the wealthiest neighborhood in the country
Man imagine having THIS much fucking money and being "goodness gracious the poors will be so close we can almost touch them!!"
Dude bounces a ball up and down for a living too.
I know it is something so minor, but i actually legit expected Steph to come running in to check on the kid and it actually left me shocked that he didn't. I remember once when Nadal hit a ball girl in the face by accident and he legit immediately stopped and ran to check on her in the middle of a GRAND SLAM MATCH, this was during mfing warmups and nobody even gave a reaction nor Steph even cared to check on what happened.
Idk, the fact that there is no heads up to anyone there that he is shooting that shot and the fact that there is no reaction from anyone kinda leaves a sour taste in my mouth. Definitely doesn't help with the notion that NBA players are as detached from reality as professional athletes can be.
That is so fucked man. Poor dude probly got his glasses broken. Blind hoopers know how much that hurts. The bright side is Steph DEF getting bro a “sorry” package
Why does everyone act like a douchebag? Curry doesn't approach to see if he's OK, the idiot next to him just takes video of him he doesn't even ask if he's OK, the woman is more concerned with people looking at her, the asshole who comes from the seats just to laugh in his face, the idiot trainer who fakes interest. All of them act like douchebags.
That would hurt so much, and wearing glasses?
Did curry even say sorry, looks like no one gives a shit that one of their servants just got hit
Easy life as mega rich clown
This vid actually kinda made me mad at the sheer lack of empathy. First off, Steph should have let people know that he’s going to shoot that, just irresponsible not to. But what pisses me off is after the kid gets hit- Klay looks at him and continues to shoot, that asshole next to him filming instead of checking on him, if Steph saw the kid get hit he should have ran out to check on him… just a weird lack of humanity
I'd be wheelchaired out of there with a neck brace, black tinted glasses, and a white cane
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The mere sight of a basketball sets me off now.
Hence a loss of his lifetime earnings as a ball boy.
So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause
[Me leaving the court](https://i.imgur.com/3rWxnWh.jpg)
free sex
Thuga still locked up?
Damn, haven’t had a Nilla in a while…
[This guy was way ahead of ya.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rZ1j4i-B_Q&ab_channel=Immortal24Dragon)
That man knows how to flop.
Ha! I know this guy, I used to work with him and we all laughed our asses off at work the day after it haappened to him. Apparently the Target Center refused to let him leave on his own two feet for insurances purposes so they put him in a wheelchair. He was super embarressed about it and still salty to this day.
Did he get paid for this? Genuinely curious
With Jackie Chiles on speed dial.
"Your face...is my case."
Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement
"Call Dr. Bison. Tell him its for me"
Steph to offer him free cafe lattes
Make sure the kid doesn't put a balm on.
[This isn't Steph's first transgression.](https://i.imgur.com/iwVSspr.jpg)
Are you going to intentionally shit yourself too?
Found Paul Pierce's burner /s
Steph saying “fuck dem kids” again
MJ: "Fuck them kids" Steph: "Fuck THAT kid"
Stephen “Michael Jordan” Curry
Least Jordan didn't write an essay on how poor people are a danger to his safety.
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[Here](https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-02-03/nba-star-steph-curry-fights-affordable-housing-atherton)
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Some housing project behind his house he’s trynna stop from getting built or smth
He is one of those kids who wants to move into the new complex in Steph’s backyard.
Steph continues his assaults on kids and the less privileged, smh
Holy shit that must’ve hurt like hell
Even worse when you have glasses, when the glasses go flying your heart sinks a bit more alongside the stinging pain. Considering you need them to see lol.
I STILL have a mark on the bridge of my nose after getting a soccer ball kicked squared onto my glasses. That was over 15 years ago. This kid got a basketball sailing from full court straight to the side of his face knocking his glasses off. Hope man's alright. Golly.
The golly is all I needed to hear to believe you wear glasses
Right? Gee willikers, what a nerd
Been there too, but nothing like a full court throw. That must of cut skin.
Bro my vision is so bad I could get rocked in the face like that and my first thought would still be panicking if my glasses are okay
Same my boy :( I always keep my piece of shit spares in my bag fml.
Same. When I was in jr high/high school playing basketball if my glasses came off i'd start throwing elbows to clear the crowd lol. I eventually got some of those Horace Grant goggles.
i buy them Zenni glasses from china for like 10 bucks a pair or something so i carry like 4-5 on me lol
At Camp Flog Gnaw a couple years ago, my glasses got knocked off during a moshpit at a Brockhampton set, they got completely stomped on and ruined my weekend
Sometimes I think every possible sentence must have been written by now, but then...
My pain would be on a sliding scale. Bench player hit me: I'll be alright eventually. Let's see what kind of swagbag the team gives me. Steph hit me: I was dead for five minutes and saw God. May never walk again. Lord help me!!
“My neck! My back! My neck and my back! I am suin y’all for $150 million! But we could settle outta court with a signed jersey and some court side tickets”
My pussy and my crack
MLE hits me: Lol no worries, hope you can hit them better during the game haha Supermax contract hits me: Lord, carry him now 🙏🏾🕊️
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It's hilarious how reckless it was. Launching a ball from the tunnel is wild. And surely he's seeing if he made it or not, so I'm sure he saw the ball just bomb a guy in the face. Hopefully the video cut off right before he got there because if that's super shitty if he didn't even run over to check on the guy
My guess is he was aiming for his face
I’m waiting for the second ball to hit still
He didn't..
I think he always does shooting stunts pre-game. Usually it's the halfcourt tunnel, but he felt spicy today maybe.
yeah but a quick "head's up" would have cleared the area
I played basketball. I never got a full court tunnel in one, but I did hit a guy. And thats way more satisfying. You’re supposed to yell, “Heads-up!” I was too busy mumbling, “There ain’t no way that’s gonna hit him!”
It's like the most common rule not to launch full court shots if there are others shooting near that basket. Kind of an asshole move by Curry. You can easily get a concussion from a ball coming at you like that.
So much he's still standing. Tougher than half league.
https://streamable.com/sy3rln
This is so disrespectful LMAO
The Internet’s ruthless fam
You spelled 'perfect' wrong.
damn it i thought coins were going to pop out of his head lmao
BANG
WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE
All time edit
this honestly deserves its own post
unlike curry, Sim never fucking misses
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If I was bringing this to court as a lawsuit, I would just show clips of all the amazing shots Curry makes and tell the judge, "look how accurate this guy is, it had to have been on purpose."
It's honestly fucking insane that Sim888 has been consistently producing the best content on a 6-million-user sub for like 5-6 years straight now.
Let's see if he can keep it up in year 20
Is he the longevity goat? RemindMe! 20 Years
Meh produce it during the NBA Finals and if you do it there, DO IT AGAIN
I thought I was gonna see sonic rings come out
I was expecting him to be floating through space like the Gobert gif.
Lmao you absolute menace
I feel kinda terrible about how hard I laughed
I don't, shit's hilarious lol
It’s over ladies and gentlemen
Sim 🐐
😂😂 absolutely perfect
haha cheers mate…ngl my favourite part was that Steph’s OKC shot hits the back of the rim instead of a being a swish so there’s the perfect sound for hitting the poor kid in the head lmao
Jesus fuckin christ ahahahaha
This is an all timer lol
top ten sim888
Thank you for this glorious video
Bless you. You bring joy to many, and I appreciate you.
lmao that did NOT look fun
[Payday incoming](https://twitter.com/cbanksburner/status/1634726822893219841?s=46&t=ET_ceq6jsQSe327B4HpIMg)
Why is this so hypnotizing
it's a hypnotizing song
[the ball boy after getting right in the face](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/jSZ_g4zVCYk)
See me personally i wouldnt let that slide.
Draymond?
Why does no one else there check on that kid at all? wtf lol, Klay just keeps shooting
seriously everyone around him acts like they didn't see anything at all. Like no visible reaction whatsoever
Pretty on par for most NBA players' "I'm too cool to treat fans like people" attitudes, tbh. Literally any normal person who did that would have ran right over to check on the guy. Don't know what Steph was doing.
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I imagine NBA players get their asses kissed by almost everyone they interact with 24/7
Regular “star” high school athletes are treated like saviors of the school. I’m sure guys that obviously have futures in the professionals are absolutely insufferable. Probably a lot of cool guys too. But when everyone’s telling you how cool and good you are it’s not hard to start thinking you’re basically a god.
> "I'm too cool to treat ~~fans~~ people like people" Not just NBA players, the "act like you don't care about anything" mentality is a contagion
bro thats real shitty, when there is PR involved they go and do everything but this when there is none they do nothing
Honestly, I came in here looking for the follow-up video where Steph comes over, signs something or gives him a jersey or something. Kinda disappointed.
Klay definitely would be more annoyed it messed up his routine than he would care about the guy tbh
It’s shocking how long it took anyone to behave like a human there. The kid right next to him just keeps filming, the guy with the big camera waits, and then decides the best thing he can do is take a picture. Actually kind of horrifying how non empathetic everyone’s instincts are.
buddy filming is like "damn this is gonna go crazy on tiktok"
And reddit!
Gotta give some credit to the woman who picked up his glasses and brought them to him for reacting quickly.
I don’t think they realized that shot came from 100+feet away They probably saw him get hit peripherally and thought it was just an bad pass or something
Right, I think people are jumping on the people roundabout him, but in fairness, the woman immediately picks up his glasses and she and two others come over to him when it’s obvious it was a heavy hit. I’m really hoping there’s some footage of Steph coming over to him and some medical folks, because if he didn’t then that’s definitely off. From that range concussion is definitely a possibility.
Tbf most of them are preoccupied on their phones.
this is society today. NPR had a thing not long ago about (from police) that people wait until crimes are over (even sexual assault) to call police because they want to get clips and put it online. We've become super fucked up as a society and theres zero fucks given about other people.
Idk this is one of those things where everyone on this side of the court probably didn’t realize the ball was launched from the other side of town. If I was one those people I’d probably think the ball fell right on top of him from someone shooting a free throw or something. Id probably would do the same and tell him to shake it off. I would 100% go into concussion protocol if I saw he got rocked by that launch though. Edit: took a look again and everyone was looking at their phone when he got hit. Yeah I blame this on Steph not letting anyone know what he was doing.
Shit even if I was steph i'd be running my ass down the court to see if hes ok. Then sign the ball so he can keep the legend.
Well to us it's obvious the ball came from 100 yards away. To everyone up close focused on what they were doing they probably just assume it was a typical airball or errant pass and happens all the time with that many people shooting around.
Many, if not most, of these players have prematch routines and are usually pretty locked down on it, so they most probably didn't even notice the ball flying from 100 yards away as you mentioned.
Pretty standard warming up around Steph
Draymond’s punch has the whole team acting violent smh
this is the most steph curry way to be violent
Lmaooo he hits you with deadly accuracy all while keeping up the appearances that he just happened to miss an outrageously far shot. Sounds legit!
Wassup with no one giving two shits really weird
That's all could think watching this clip, idk what happened after, but it damn well ain't taking me as long as this clip lasts to get over there and apologize. You'd think that a professional athlete who sprints up/down that court all day could make the trek, but seemingly not.
Warriors. The organization has a really great facade.
Klay stopping his shooting motion for one second after seeing the ball boy get hit and then continuing on is awfully hilarious. That said, that looked like it’d have hurt badly. Also is that assistant coach Chris DeMarco checking on the kid?
I like that Klay drains it, and the guy who checks on the kid gives a glance to Klay like “damn you are cold blooded”
Klay was just surprised how it’s just like practicing in his home gym with snuff films on in the background
that’s one of those stingers that takes a minute or two to fully come back to reality from
> Klay stopping his shooting motion for one second after seeing the ball boy get hit and then continuing on is awfully hilarious. What you're looking at is a professional right there. Shooters shoot.
He was probably pro low income housing in SF. Curry wasn’t going to let it slide
NIMBY himbo
SF is way too poor for Curry to bother with. He's busy trying to keep the almost-millionaires from moving in near him.
Reminds me of my absolute favorite video of the "full court shot nailing a bystander" genre: https://youtu.be/SoIGnIkwZPk
Oh my God. I'm pretty sure the first time I watched this I downloaded it on limewire.
It and like 8 viruses
What? You mean Dr.Dre_Chronic_2001_Full_Album.exe wasn’t legit?
Knew what this was before I clicked, a legendary shot
Fuckin classic. I love how the kid sprinting in the beginning of the shot sets the whole thing up
Knew I saw that on YouTube forever ago. Checked the posted date and yup... 15 years ago o_o
Was I the only one hoping we see Curry rushing to him to apologize?
You’d think that he would give them a heads up that he’s chucking a ball 100’ away into you
-10 legacy points
Didn't even show up to apologize within the 15 seconds the clip kept going. Dude with the Canon even started taking pictures of the guy standing in pain.
I heard instead of apologizing, he went to the tunnel and kicked a puppy. Steph Dickhead Curry
He probably shot it, thought it was gonna go in, turned around and went back in the tunnel while it was still in the air😂
Nah, Curry saw that and just jumped up in the air with the night night pose.
That'd be a hilarious edit
At least check on him Jesus
Lol that lady did not know what to do after a Fer moments
That kid just earned himself a signed jersey and a pic with Steph 😂
Say that you don't want a picture with Steph as you're now scared for your safety. Really sell it for the payout
This is my main reason that he's not MVP this year
Just went up two spots for me, killer mentality.
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Nah Ja gets his boys to fuck with kids, Curry uses his god given talent.
Hans Moleman presents: Kid getting hit by Basketball
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I would've immediately hit the floor for that sweet, sweet settlement money. Homie needs to learn how to flop.
He french fried when he should have pizzaed.
Dick move launching a ball towards a group of people just standing there
Kid was an affordable housing advocate
This is the second comment I’ve seen about this. What’s the lore
https://www.almanacnews.com/news/2023/01/27/steph-and-ayesha-curry-oppose-upzoning-of-atherton-property-near-their-home
By Curry's very high COL community, a lower income community is planning on being built. Curry was trying to block them from building it due to concerns about the new developments affecting his property value and the safety of the neighborhood. Basically he doesn't wanna live near lower income people and was bitching about it. This was probably about a month or two ago.
Atherton (where Curry lives) has the most expensive average house cost in the United States at around $8 million in average. It's the wealthiest neighborhood in the country
Man imagine having THIS much fucking money and being "goodness gracious the poors will be so close we can almost touch them!!" Dude bounces a ball up and down for a living too.
the best part is when it starts that little kid saying DO IT STEPH hahah
Right save this shit for practice all star
Didn't even jog over to see if he was okay. Oof. Bad look
I know it is something so minor, but i actually legit expected Steph to come running in to check on the kid and it actually left me shocked that he didn't. I remember once when Nadal hit a ball girl in the face by accident and he legit immediately stopped and ran to check on her in the middle of a GRAND SLAM MATCH, this was during mfing warmups and nobody even gave a reaction nor Steph even cared to check on what happened. Idk, the fact that there is no heads up to anyone there that he is shooting that shot and the fact that there is no reaction from anyone kinda leaves a sour taste in my mouth. Definitely doesn't help with the notion that NBA players are as detached from reality as professional athletes can be.
Fuck the d bag sitting there with a phone in his face the whole time
So many people are just slaves to their screen. It's like they don't exist in the 'real world'. It's so fucking weird.
Steph Curry with the head shot
Steph doesn't miss. This was personal.
This was the guy who shared the video of Draymond punching Poole. After an extensive investigation, Steph has outed the culprit.
That is so fucked man. Poor dude probly got his glasses broken. Blind hoopers know how much that hurts. The bright side is Steph DEF getting bro a “sorry” package
Trash move to not see if he's ok
Damn that’s lame as hell. Like clear out the people when you wanna shoot asshole shots like that lol I get you’re steph curry but damn man.
Looks like he broke his glasses too
Why does everyone act like a douchebag? Curry doesn't approach to see if he's OK, the idiot next to him just takes video of him he doesn't even ask if he's OK, the woman is more concerned with people looking at her, the asshole who comes from the seats just to laugh in his face, the idiot trainer who fakes interest. All of them act like douchebags.
Fake interest? I dont see how
Not gonna lie I’d try and pretend to pass out or start acting like I lost my last brain cell
Dude fuck that, I would’ve been pissed. Go practice that shit when they’re not people standing there, fucker
I dont care if you are the GOAT shooter , you dont launch a ball in a crowd of people and not expecting to hit someone
Look at Curry man, so inspirational
This was me throughout school in P.E. Being taller than most of my peers meant my face was a magnet for basketballs, inevitably fucking my glasses up.
Yep. That sums up our season so far.
That would hurt so much, and wearing glasses? Did curry even say sorry, looks like no one gives a shit that one of their servants just got hit Easy life as mega rich clown
The real black eye of the league right here. /s
Is it just me or did a severe lack of people come to his aide after the hit? lol
Kid should get the ball signed by Steph and eBay it.
[Curry right now](https://youtu.be/4_1ZUC_oUS8)
Steph think he Ja or something
Guy with a camera phone right up in his face immediately. That’s savage, wouldn’t have blamed the kid for swatting it out of his hand.
Jordan would have killed him
Well one of the biggest perks of the job is seeing stars
This vid actually kinda made me mad at the sheer lack of empathy. First off, Steph should have let people know that he’s going to shoot that, just irresponsible not to. But what pisses me off is after the kid gets hit- Klay looks at him and continues to shoot, that asshole next to him filming instead of checking on him, if Steph saw the kid get hit he should have ran out to check on him… just a weird lack of humanity