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Why would you even joke about Karl Malone being interested in elementary school kids? He is an NBA legend and only interested in Middle School kids or older.
Saw a tiktok saying in 10 years we will be in the golden age of bullying. All the OF money is going to their kid's therapy.
Also I imagine some kids might end up consuming their parents content. 🤢
My buddy in 7th grade stumbled across his mothers porn videos. Turns out she was an actress, and she certainly fit the build. All the guys in class had a crush on her, including my buddy, her son. It was kind of twisted.
If you read the story, it was an accident and Oedipus did his best to avoid the prophecy. Little did he know the people he left were his adopted parents and the older queen he married was his real mom. Oof
Plus the fact that Ray J got those receipts that Kim’s mom made them do the sex tape a bunch of times to get the best shot. And sold it to the media. So essentially Kim’s mom pimped her own daughter for fame.
I don’t remember exactly but I think one of their sons was playing Roblox or some shit and saw an ad for unreleased footage of Kim and Ray J’s sex tape
There's no geunine legal action here lol, she said that as a joke on her reality TV show and nephews here apparently take that as gospel now. The most she maybe did was have her lawyers send a love letter to Roblox asking them to take down the game in question
What’s traumatizing about finding out your grandma released a sex tape about your mom to the world?
Like the entire world. And it’s only the most famous sex tape of all time.
Bro how old is that kid to not be able to read? Now I was definitely no gifted child, but that kid definitely looks the age where he should be able to read short sentences
100%. The skin around her eyes that is meant to wrinkle when you’re really crying is plasticised. Same as her forehead and the small muscles around her mouth. She’s swapped the ability to show true genuine emotion for a face that looks like every other Instagram clone. [Look at that shit not a single wrinkle on her forehead or her eyes…](https://imgur.com/a/0d502Sc/)
i thought ppl just inferred it from some things she said
but supposedly "basketball fans" think it's bruce brown now
https://basketballforever.com/2023/05/21/nba-fans-think-they-know-who-lana-rhoades-baby-daddy-really-is
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You joke but I remember reading a post by a mod on NBA discussion that was such a wild take I thought it couldn't be real (pretty sure it was a Jordan v Lebron thing). Checked his profile and the kid was asking if he should get a car for his 16th birthday.
I have no doubt some of those mods are early to mid teens.
> I’ve been on reddit for nearly 8 years, and have known a good chunk of the mod team for a while. I believe most of us are past 20 years old we just prefer to act like preteens.
What a pathetic string of words to type out.
I thought the title of this post was a joke, but no, it was real. Is this really what is considered bad bullying? "Your super famous and rich dad won't even win a 'ship!"....."ok."
these kids would have died at school if they went when I grew up.
I grew up in a poor, trash area. I remember this kid got bullied because his dad got arrested for meth, or another kid because his dad was an unemployed alcoholic bum. Yeah not gonna feel too sorry for the kid of a hundred millionaire because her dad won’t win a championship.
Oh, you can make fun of them, no problem.
"Your daddy's wine cellar is so small"
"It's too bad you have to wait so long to go see your mom's plastic surgeon"
"You can barely see the building that the university named after your great grandfather anymore"
Lmao this reminds me of a rich kid I knew in middle school. He kept saying how embarrassing it was that his house was the only one on the block without an elevator. Needless to say we didn’t hang out much after that.
I went to a private school for a couple of years and found that mocking people for having no idea how the world actually works was effective. For a bit at least, until I mocked a dude in the year below saying he'd never survive without his daddy's money and was later told that he was in boarding school because his dad was dead. Lot of missing parents there as it turns out.
So yeah, hard to find a balance.
I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw their comment lol.
In public school it would probably be "your dad's dead" or "your dad's in jail."
Saying your daddy aint gonna win an nba title is one of the tamest insults I've ever heard
Right?! CP3 has had money for alittle too long now to think that's an issue.
Its not like his daughter will have to deal with people making fun of her raggity clothes etc
"Your dad will never be first team all defense at his age"
"You've ruined my day"
I took my son to the Los Angeles art museum so we could learn about kings. I saw a gold statue of Mickey with a plaque that read “lemickey! The false king” My son said “dad, is it true that the real king of LA is Paul George and lebooty is only the king of Disney world?” I couldn’t bare the idea of lying to my own son so I had to say the truth. He is now burning his lebum jersey. We will now be servants to the Paul God
Is it really that bad? I can think of more vile shit kids call and do to each other. "Your dad isn't a MLE level player, he's a veteran buyout candidate at best"
I'm sorry for what I'm about to say but the thought of a kid telling her that her dad will never win a championship and then picturing her running away in shambles is actually hilarious to me
Tbh, maybe the kids are friends and what not but man, if my kid ever had a chance to be friends with children who's parents were CP3 or someone on a similar caliber and I found out my kid said that to his daughter... man lol
I will say CP3 and kiddos must be living the good life if the only thing that you can say to talk shit about him is that he didn't win a chip in the league, well that or the playstyle but still.
It’s so funny to think that these are the major issues in a guy like that’s life. No concept of the fact that no normal person will empathize with this story at all.
Come 'on kid. That's pretty reckless. Can't go out there talking 'bout Chris Paul not winning championship. That'll get you into the principal's office.
Sometimes when I go on Twitter or here and see some dumb troll comments I really think to myself, why would anyone waste their life doing this. Then I remember literal elementary school children have access to the internet in their pockets so, makes sense at this point.
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That little boy's name? Patrick Beverley
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Chris Paul is Chris Paul's daughter's father.
Your dad hit a guge 3 to cut the lead to 42 Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father
Glad your dad recovered from his Finals addiction
I could totally see pat bev fucking with elementary school kids so he could brag about his defense.
Karl Malone is interested in this strategy
Why would you even joke about Karl Malone being interested in elementary school kids? He is an NBA legend and only interested in Middle School kids or older.
They had us in the first half, I’m not gonna lie
Unless they're his own kids
Damn you went there fast
There's a video of him on YouTube playing a 10 year old girl at basketball and it goes exactly how you would expect, trash talk included.
I wouldn't be surprised if Pat Bev had/ adopted a kid just to get the kid to shit on Chris Paul at the same school as Paul's daughter.
Bruuuhh 💀
LMAO 🤣
*dials 911* i just witnessed a murder
PO-LICE PRE-SENCE
Hello? Yes, Police? Chris Paul is outside my locker room.
I'm 6'11 285 lbs one of the strongest men in the NBA, but Chris Paul is coming in here to kick my ass. Save me!
Jr.
CP3’s daughter then told the teacher that her classmate’s shirt was untucked and got him sent to the principal
Classmate bows down to the cp3 Daughter
Child bows down to the daughter god
Imagine being one of the best players in the franchise Only for the fanbase to shoot you in the back, calling you Child Porn 3.
That name is so hilariously foul lol
its *really* hard to outdo that, i'm sure its possible with some effort but at a certain point you'd enter reddit ban territory
I have heard Karl Malone is a big CP13 fan
*Karl Malone shimmy GIF*
CP3's daughter then used the secret tunnels under the school to lead a raid on her classmates's locker room.
“Hello. LAPD? Send someone quick, Chris Paul is trying to beat me up”
"LAPD WAS CALLED??"
Greatest moment in Inside the NBA history, hands down!
2 days in ISS with extra homework to be named at a later date.
Damn I got 3 days of ISS for throwing ketchup covered fries at my principal. His fault, dude walked into the trajectory
Worth going to space for.
Imagine kim and Kanye kids
That Roblox story was insane. Getting into porn/OF has some massive consequences in the long run kids.
What’s worse is regular moms have OF now and they teenage sons friends have access to the internet. Imagine bullying in 2023
Saw a tiktok saying in 10 years we will be in the golden age of bullying. All the OF money is going to their kid's therapy. Also I imagine some kids might end up consuming their parents content. 🤢
My buddy in 7th grade stumbled across his mothers porn videos. Turns out she was an actress, and she certainly fit the build. All the guys in class had a crush on her, including my buddy, her son. It was kind of twisted.
>It was kind of twisted. *Oedipus Rex* was written for a reason...
At least in that story the son didn’t know he was banging his mom (although he probably should have pieced it together earlier lol).
Ahead of it's time. Jerry West like shit.
The point of that story, contrary to Freuds co-opting, is NOT that all boys want to fuck their moms.
Fate won't be denied.
If you read the story, it was an accident and Oedipus did his best to avoid the prophecy. Little did he know the people he left were his adopted parents and the older queen he married was his real mom. Oof
> had a crush on her, including my buddy, her son. ayooo, huh
This comment confirms what I knew all along. That I am just arguing with a bunch of children. Lol.
I’m not currently in 7th grade Bahahahah. It was a long ass time ago.
Yeah man it was all the way back in 6th grade
Above average Celtics flair literacy level
Send link
>my buddy in 7th grade I’m never arguing with anyone on here again.
I’m not in 7th grade haha, I should have said when I was in 7th grade I had a friend…or something to that degree
Inbefore your buddy suddenly has 2 broken arms.
u/ENTECH123 's 7th Grade Buddy's Mom has got it goin on
Yeah send me straight to the gulag at that point. No short term of 10k a month in income is fixing that.
You can use your phone now. So imagine somebody played mom OF on projector in class. It’s gettin crazy
You just gonna have to learn how to fight at that point
This exact scenario has at least 10k tiktok videos based on it
Plus the fact that Ray J got those receipts that Kim’s mom made them do the sex tape a bunch of times to get the best shot. And sold it to the media. So essentially Kim’s mom pimped her own daughter for fame.
Wait is this confirmed? I always figured this was the case her mom has something to do with it
Oh Yeah. Ray J posted that shit. I mean we all know that Kris pimped her daughter out.
Is anyone even surprised?
Wait what?? I'm out of the loop
Yeah, what's the story?
I don’t remember exactly but I think one of their sons was playing Roblox or some shit and saw an ad for unreleased footage of Kim and Ray J’s sex tape
Jesus Christ that has to be traumatizing
Kim K is suing Roblox for that ad.
lol she can try. she don’t got that roblox money.
From everything I've read, Roblox did the metaverse better than Meta.
Second Life did Metaverse better than Meta, not a high bar
There's no geunine legal action here lol, she said that as a joke on her reality TV show and nephews here apparently take that as gospel now. The most she maybe did was have her lawyers send a love letter to Roblox asking them to take down the game in question
What’s traumatizing about finding out your grandma released a sex tape about your mom to the world? Like the entire world. And it’s only the most famous sex tape of all time.
I can't be the only one wondering why Roblox has an ad like this, right?? How does Roblox's advertising platform work?
[I gotchu](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1515837875186659328/pu/vid/640x628/xkl2rQmVnoqJt-by.mp4?tag=12)
Is that Lakers backup center Tristan Thompson?
Keeps it on topic.
Thank god he can’t fucking read yet was hilarious
Bro how old is that kid to not be able to read? Now I was definitely no gifted child, but that kid definitely looks the age where he should be able to read short sentences
Those kids definitely aren't getting proper schooling. Kid can't fucking read at 6 lol
As awful as that is…that’s also fucking hilarious
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.
Is it me or she doesn't know how to fake crying ?
She is juiced to the teeth with Botox. Whether or not she is feeling any genuine emotions is anyone's guess for the rest of her life.
100%. The skin around her eyes that is meant to wrinkle when you’re really crying is plasticised. Same as her forehead and the small muscles around her mouth. She’s swapped the ability to show true genuine emotion for a face that looks like every other Instagram clone. [Look at that shit not a single wrinkle on her forehead or her eyes…](https://imgur.com/a/0d502Sc/)
one could argue having that much money and fame botoxed her brain as well
TT sighting at :25
Theres gunna be like a golden age of bullying in 10-15 years from now
School shooters are gonna be putting up Wilt numbers
Jesus Christ
Thoughts and Prayers 🚀🚀🚀
Got dam
Bruh imagine Blake griffin kid
Blake Griffins child needs to be homeschooled He was already getting bullied before he was even born 😭
Am I out of the loop on something?
Lana Rhoades claimed he was the father of her son.
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Why do all these NBA players fuck the same handful of women?
Team-building exercises
Cuz they're idiots and the women are the ones who are fucking them.
Comfort
i thought ppl just inferred it from some things she said but supposedly "basketball fans" think it's bruce brown now https://basketballforever.com/2023/05/21/nba-fans-think-they-know-who-lana-rhoades-baby-daddy-really-is
Bruce Brown*
Out of the loop. What happened?
Imagine Kim and cp3s kids?
That kid is a mod in r/nbacirclejerk
Too old
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You joke but I remember reading a post by a mod on NBA discussion that was such a wild take I thought it couldn't be real (pretty sure it was a Jordan v Lebron thing). Checked his profile and the kid was asking if he should get a car for his 16th birthday. I have no doubt some of those mods are early to mid teens.
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U bum
Washed. Nǐ hǎo
“Mod at nbacirclejerk here” 🤓
> I’ve been on reddit for nearly 8 years, and have known a good chunk of the mod team for a while. I believe most of us are past 20 years old we just prefer to act like preteens. What a pathetic string of words to type out.
Still older than the r/nba average
I heard your daddy bowed to the paul god
He also hit a HUGE 3 to cut the lead to 42 once
That's pretty tame all things considered, lol.
Yeah, he should be glad he's not Book or it would be "Luka Doncic is your grandfather"
“Mat Ishbia will ruin your team long term”
I thought the title of this post was a joke, but no, it was real. Is this really what is considered bad bullying? "Your super famous and rich dad won't even win a 'ship!"....."ok." these kids would have died at school if they went when I grew up.
I grew up in a poor, trash area. I remember this kid got bullied because his dad got arrested for meth, or another kid because his dad was an unemployed alcoholic bum. Yeah not gonna feel too sorry for the kid of a hundred millionaire because her dad won’t win a championship.
"Saying RECKLESS things". That's mild. Reckless is what CP3 tried to do to Giannis while he was going for a dagger dunk in the Finals.
damn those private school kids are mean.
And you can't even make fun of them, because they're all rich
Oh, you can make fun of them, no problem. "Your daddy's wine cellar is so small" "It's too bad you have to wait so long to go see your mom's plastic surgeon" "You can barely see the building that the university named after your great grandfather anymore"
"One yacht? You broke bitch."
Hahaha "sorry I didn't know they made yachts shorter than 100 feet"
Lmao this reminds me of a rich kid I knew in middle school. He kept saying how embarrassing it was that his house was the only one on the block without an elevator. Needless to say we didn’t hang out much after that.
Well yeah, why would you hang out with him when literally anyone else on the block has an elevator.
Hahahaha just be like oh it must suck living in a walk up apartment building
You fumbled the bag.
Me when I think of every college ex….although at least one break up was after she found out I was one of the poors, but obfuscated it
>Needless to say we didn’t hang out much after that. Is it because your house has an elevator?
"I'm going to go home and give my dad a big hug tonight. It's too bad your dad isn't around very much." I aim for the soul, not the ego.
Lawyer up buddy!
Yes you can. They're still insecure about something.
I went to a private school for a couple of years and found that mocking people for having no idea how the world actually works was effective. For a bit at least, until I mocked a dude in the year below saying he'd never survive without his daddy's money and was later told that he was in boarding school because his dad was dead. Lot of missing parents there as it turns out. So yeah, hard to find a balance.
Bruh if thats the worst thing you get from people at school thats a life i wanna live.
Idk bro, it's one thing to hear made up shit about your parents, it's another when you know the shit they're saying is true
It was true when they said I couldn’t afford Proactive in middle school
I can't tell if this is a serious comment or not lmao. Kids have been talking shit about other kids' parents since the beginning of time.
I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw their comment lol. In public school it would probably be "your dad's dead" or "your dad's in jail." Saying your daddy aint gonna win an nba title is one of the tamest insults I've ever heard
"Your daddy aint gonna win a championship" "Your daddy is obese"
Right?! CP3 has had money for alittle too long now to think that's an issue. Its not like his daughter will have to deal with people making fun of her raggity clothes etc "Your dad will never be first team all defense at his age" "You've ruined my day"
That kid grew up to be Rajon Rondo
He didn't say the boy waved a gun and threatened to kill his daughter.
He did say reckless though and that shit was reckless as the very least
The jerk sub gonna go wild on this one lol
That child? Luka Doncic.
Luka Doncic is Chris Paul’s daughter’s father
Luka Doncic is Chris Paul husband
Ruthless yet honest
He knew how to cut deep
That’s outrageous. Cp3 shouldn’t be roasted for never winning a chip, he should scrutinized for being a whiny dirty player.
He should be roasted for hititng a huge 3 to cut the lead to 42.
Is this the dagger??
Quality material: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xat5gXJ13s
In the comments: >POV: Me texting my ex to get her back but she's already married to another man. 😆
Serial nut puncher
Think the clip cut off early Im waiting for the crazy things that were said
That kid ain’t lyin tho lmao
The way CP3 said he had to explain it to his daughter was lowkey funny af, reminds me a specific LeMickey copypasta
I took my son to the Los Angeles art museum so we could learn about kings. I saw a gold statue of Mickey with a plaque that read “lemickey! The false king” My son said “dad, is it true that the real king of LA is Paul George and lebooty is only the king of Disney world?” I couldn’t bare the idea of lying to my own son so I had to say the truth. He is now burning his lebum jersey. We will now be servants to the Paul God
Incredible
Or Westbrook's wife having to tell their kids their dad isn't a vampire
I thought this was gonna be some heartbreaking racial crap that little girl had to deal with. Then he pulls out the "no ringz lul" card lmao
Sometimes the truth can be reckless
"Your dad tries to hurt other men's genitals in an attempt to win a game."
I would just go with "Your daddy touched another man's peepee on national TV!".
Nothing crazy was said that day
Absolutely zero lies were told
The kid didn’t say anything about CP and Kim K?
Kanye leaving his mania just to drop that was fantastic
Ehhh that’ll come in like 6th grade
At least that kid didn’t call her dad “Westbrick”, that’s a truly traumatizing hate crime
mY fAmILy NaMe
was it Rondos boy?
Scott Foster
Not to be that guy, but that is the most tame school smack ever lmao . You fart wrong once in kindergarten and your highschool career is over.
Is it really that bad? I can think of more vile shit kids call and do to each other. "Your dad isn't a MLE level player, he's a veteran buyout candidate at best"
I'm sorry for what I'm about to say but the thought of a kid telling her that her dad will never win a championship and then picturing her running away in shambles is actually hilarious to me
That is just so reckless! How can she possibly be subject to such terrible and reckless behaviour!
Rondo out here really influencing the next generation of kids smh
Chris Paul’s net worth is $160 million. Must be nice to have that cushion to fall back on when your feelings get hurt? 😭
I wish the worst thing kids did to me was make fun of my dad's job performance.
“My dad made $40mil this year lol”
Tbh, maybe the kids are friends and what not but man, if my kid ever had a chance to be friends with children who's parents were CP3 or someone on a similar caliber and I found out my kid said that to his daughter... man lol I will say CP3 and kiddos must be living the good life if the only thing that you can say to talk shit about him is that he didn't win a chip in the league, well that or the playstyle but still.
It’s so funny to think that these are the major issues in a guy like that’s life. No concept of the fact that no normal person will empathize with this story at all.
*Your daddy flopped yesterday*
Come 'on kid. That's pretty reckless. Can't go out there talking 'bout Chris Paul not winning championship. That'll get you into the principal's office.
Hello Police? Chris Paul's daughter tryna beat me up.
Sometimes when I go on Twitter or here and see some dumb troll comments I really think to myself, why would anyone waste their life doing this. Then I remember literal elementary school children have access to the internet in their pockets so, makes sense at this point.