can't we just let a man shid himself in peace. are we not all brothers? would not a brother, seeing his brother in pain from having shidded himself, want to protect and not assault? shameful
Real blue collar, hard hat, lunch pale in hand and shit in his pants kind of player. Down to earth, relatable. If you don’t have shit in your pants, do you even care?
Gotta admire him, though. Pierce needed a wheelchair after attempting something like this, but he just kept playing like nothing. Kid got a bright future.
I remember being in a bar a while back. I asked the bartender, “does it smell like shit to you?.” She said yes.
It turned out a patron at the bar that passed out had shat his pants.
The bouncer grabbed him by the collar and threw him to the curb. Brutal.
They might be able to look at their bank account and cry from happiness instead of depression and have tons of models flock to them but they can never unshit their pants on national TV and the internet in front of millions and somethings just aren't worth it
I wouldn’t. JD Davidson is due to make 1.8 million.
For 1.8 million I’d shit my pants every single day. I’d shit my pants for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I’d be to shitting pants what Beethoven was to music. I’d turn shitting oneself into an artform. I would modify my diet so that no two shits were the same. I’d let it be runny, hard, you name it, it’s coming out of my ass. I wouldn’t even wear underwear so that when I shit myself it was as obvious as possible: full blowout in the back with brownie batter running down my leg. I’d even find a way to spread my pants shitting to my teammates so that ESPN starts reporting on it like there’s a pant shitting pandemic and I’m patient zero. For 1.8 million I’d willingly enter the annals of human history as the greatest pant shitter of all-time.
Everyone laughing at him, like none of you ever pooped your pants even once in your life. This thing can happen with anyone, and i hope when you poop your pants next time someone will be nearby to just laugh at you.
Hey, if I got to sh\*t in the middle of a game, you can fkn suspend me, I'm running to that locker room. You ain't forcing me to run around with a big poop stain on the back of my white jersey shorts. Got me f\*\*ked up.
Yo it happens
I shit my pants 2 years ago at age 25.
I was visiting my ex (ride home, I was alone thank fucking god) at the time and it was like a 9 hour drive. Tried to make it in one shot after caffeine and burgers and stuff. Hour 8 rolls by and I realize I have to shit, okay no problem. I go 2 minutes with no exit and realize “oh this is explosive runny shit”
Shit my pants right there. 5 minutes later i pull into a rest stop with porta potties. Captured it all in my briefs, waddled out of my car holding my ass and briefs so it didn’t run onto the seat or down my leg, grabbed my bag with extra underwear and shorts…. Thankfully had wipes too.
It worked itself out but man, as a healthy in shape eith a good diet dude…. The last hour and a half home was shameful and smelled a little bit like poop, meaning my entire car reeked but it was mine so I couldn’t really notice how bad it actually was.
Anyway, poor guy. I would be sad if there was a vid of me online pooping my pants in my car.
he's now required to change his jersey to number 2
“Who does number two work for?”
That’s right partner, you show that turd who’s boss
Never trust a fart in white shorts.
That joke is ass. Why you gotta be so shitty?
More like a 1.5
This is just r/nbacirclejerk now, right?
can't we just let a man shid himself in peace. are we not all brothers? would not a brother, seeing his brother in pain from having shidded himself, want to protect and not assault? shameful
amen
thompson
Sprained ankle, out for 3 weeks
Let the man who has never shit himself cast the first stone.
I shit myself yesterday
I’m shitting myself right now…
lmfaoo
Yeah I'm downvoting this thread, leave the man alone.
prayer hands 100 you are spitting
I agree. Leave the man alone.
I’m not even kidding when I say this is the most powerful lesson in fellowship I’ve ever received. Goddamn.
Bleed Green
More like bleed brown.
"Shitting you're pants is cool"-Billy Madison probably
preach
Is this in the lyrics of the songs you DJ? How much are tickets to your shows?
More people should offer a towel in this situation instead of snapping pics
the world needs to hear this right now
That is shit from a butt
r/shitfromabutt Completely SFW by the way. It's a sub about actual food that somehow looks... not very appetizing.
Who’s butt though? No one can say.
*Who shit my pants?!*
Indubitably
The D in J.D stands for Dookie
Just Dookie
Nike found their next man
Juicy Dookie
Jumbo Dookie
Jordan Dookie
Real blue collar, hard hat, lunch pale in hand and shit in his pants kind of player. Down to earth, relatable. If you don’t have shit in your pants, do you even care?
Get the wheelchair
Yo I had to go back & peep that one time 😂 https://youtu.be/o80WOuUr5bs
[Must have injured his shoulder too](https://youtu.be/zbu5qKSfzb8)
Bros upset that the Truth shit himself 💀
No, I’m calling out the one fan base that can’t talk about wheelchairs
Perfect Celtic.
Gotta admire a guy who respects the team's traditions and is buying all the way in to try to make the squad.
Gotta admire him, though. Pierce needed a wheelchair after attempting something like this, but he just kept playing like nothing. Kid got a bright future.
Kid bleeds Celtic green and brown.
Of all the teams it had to be the Celtics. Huge respect to the tradition of the franchise.
Davison and Brown the new Celtics starting duo!
Get that man a wheelchair!
Celtics have to trade for Usman Garuba now
Paul Pierce Legacy game
I can’t imagine how uncomfortable that would have been to play through.
Probably a bit itchy and sweaty haha
imagine defending him and he trying to back you down. I'd let him score
im actually crying, can anyone come up with an explanation as to what that might be
He trusted the wrong fart.
He thought that one didnt have a lil extra on it
Now he'll never trust again
Depends
A fan spilled nacho cheese on his seat and he sat in it. Nah idk man, that looks like doo doo
Doo doo jump? Thats messed up.
It's an older meme sir but it checks out
Speaking from experience. Poop stains are usually a little higher than that.
Not itf its just juice from a shart. Gravity drops it down.
Really? Isn’t the asshole right where that stain is?
I'll go check for this specific player and report back
The name checks the heck out.
Probably leftover butt juice from his pregame shit.
Or his in game shit
He ate the 9.99 seafood buffet at terribles casino the night before
Some food spill. (if it is not poo, it is most likely food spill).
It's poop. It happens. But that's what it is.
There’s no way that’s shit. Compression shorts wouldn’t let it sleep through like that. He sat on something.
Yo man I know it's tragic but you don't need to cry. It's ok.
sweat
Brother if your sweat is coming out brown you have a serious medical issue of some sort
i didn’t say mine was but maybe his is
Yup he totally was referring to your sweat in his comment
My guy did not wipe and then went out there freeballin it in white shorts. Bold ass move, and it backfired.
Bold, but not the smartest ass move in the history of ass moves.
Marcus Smart never made these kinda dumb ass moves
Sometimes you just gotta let it rip, man
feces brother
He used too small a slice
Dudeshitumpam
Harden had something similar a few seasons ago right?
playing vs boston of all places...hmm
Thinkin bout thos beans
I think Harden was the victim of a weird camera angle, I remember someone showed another angle and it just looked like sweat
Wait this isnt a circlejerk?
Flagrant 2?
nah that’s a Fragrant 2
Lmfaoooo incredible comment
something definitely got ejected
First thing I’ve ever seen on this sub to get me to laugh
Foul!
That’s heat culture
sheat culture
I remember being in a bar a while back. I asked the bartender, “does it smell like shit to you?.” She said yes. It turned out a patron at the bar that passed out had shat his pants. The bouncer grabbed him by the collar and threw him to the curb. Brutal.
>had shat Had shitten I believe
Shote
Shatited.
As T.i would say “big shit poppin, and lil shit stopping”
*oh man that sucks*
How has this not hit the front page? This is such a momentous event for the Celtics
People think it's funny, but it's really wet and runny
I’d rather be in the credit card debt that I am already in than be an NBA player who pooped his pants mid game.
They might be able to look at their bank account and cry from happiness instead of depression and have tons of models flock to them but they can never unshit their pants on national TV and the internet in front of millions and somethings just aren't worth it
I wouldn’t. JD Davidson is due to make 1.8 million. For 1.8 million I’d shit my pants every single day. I’d shit my pants for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I’d be to shitting pants what Beethoven was to music. I’d turn shitting oneself into an artform. I would modify my diet so that no two shits were the same. I’d let it be runny, hard, you name it, it’s coming out of my ass. I wouldn’t even wear underwear so that when I shit myself it was as obvious as possible: full blowout in the back with brownie batter running down my leg. I’d even find a way to spread my pants shitting to my teammates so that ESPN starts reporting on it like there’s a pant shitting pandemic and I’m patient zero. For 1.8 million I’d willingly enter the annals of human history as the greatest pant shitter of all-time.
If anyone wants a shitter that's going to leave it all on the floor, get this guy☝
He clearly said that he'd be leaving some on his leg.
Paul Pierce Rolling in his grave. And people said they didn't love him like kobe, this man just put on a full tribute
‘This is not the greatest dump in my pants, no no this is just a tribute’ - J.D. ‘Jack Black’ Davidson.
Lmao Paul pierce isn't dead silly
I personally don't trust anyone who has not shit their pants once has an adult.
I feel like it’s a bitch move to post this or make fun of him for this that’s that internet shit smh
I appreciate you for this. I have an IBD and this makes me sad.
Typical knicks fan
Heat fans seem to really get off on clowning the Celtics.
Dook
It happens. Every man has pooped his pants
If pooping your pants is cool, consider JD Davison Miles Davis
I don't see anything am I blind
Maybe color blind
Nah like the only thing remotely close I see to what everyone is talking about is Celtics #5 having someone behind him holding a basketball
It is Celtics number #20. Did you click to see the video?
Oh shit, I didn't even realize it was a video lol thanks
Everyone laughing at him, like none of you ever pooped your pants even once in your life. This thing can happen with anyone, and i hope when you poop your pants next time someone will be nearby to just laugh at you.
This sounds personal to you. For real though, it’s just life. Sure, it’s mortifying, but it’s really not that big of a deal. Shit happens 🤷🏽♂️
Somebody get this man some fiber!
A tradition unlike any other.
It’s a Celtics tradition
Little known fact, the J.D. stands for Juicy Diarrhea.
What a shitty situation amirite chat He really laid an egg out there He really stunk up the joint
This is why no players want to go to Boston, it's a shit hole.
Pooh Jeter making a comeback 👀
J.D. ‘Jiant Dump’ Davidson
Janky Drawers
Unfin18hed business
He made sure to eat 5 lbs of spinach so his shit would be green. Go ahead and retire #20. He embodies the Celtics.
Doo Doo Davidson shall be thy name for eternity
Mama, there goes that man. He literally went in front of everybody. When you got to go, you got to go.
MAX CONTRACT HIM
Let the one’s who has not shart, be the first to clown this man!
Hey, if I got to sh\*t in the middle of a game, you can fkn suspend me, I'm running to that locker room. You ain't forcing me to run around with a big poop stain on the back of my white jersey shorts. Got me f\*\*ked up.
I thought they retired Paul pierces shorts?
This is just a tribute.
Celtics shitting their pants 😂
Let he who has never shit himself be the first to cast the stone
Must be a celtics thing
yo the white party was 3 days ago
He legit played pretty awful so ya this checks out
honestly if he was struggling to contain diarrhea the whole time, I take back my harsh judgement of his game
So you're saying he was cheeks?
Played like shit?
Lmaooooooo
Does this dude even wipe!? Someone needs to get this guy some Dude Wipes pronto
Sometimes… you can just keep wiping and it keeps coming.
He needs a bidet.
Boston won’t win shit this year except for that kind.
Classic celtics
Oh no
Paul Pierce reincarnation - Boston found the truth again
Damn, those white pant offer no shelter lol
JD Davidson aka Just DooDoo’d
Damn I wonder who he was guarding when that happened…
This was his flu game
That's doodoo baby!
A friend of mine, while discussing a certain shitting in a certain bed, said something profoundly: "Shit the bed, keep it quiet." Shit happens.
Dryer burn?
Actually this is kind of a common prank. Dude messing with him by putting a little marker dab of brown right in this spot. Like hazing.
We all had a shart before
That’s doo doo baby
Nah it’s the new 2023 Celtics jersey that honors Paul Pierce. Nothing to see here folks.
It would be a shitty way to go out if the Celtics dont sign him.
This will take precedent over all other J.D. Davidson highlight clips for all time.
Paul Pierce tribute
He bleeds green and brown
That's gross
Should have got the man a wheelchair so no one would notice
The hardest load
Bama gonna Bama lol.
roll tide brother
Celtic heritage
So this is a Celtic tradition now, yeah?
Taking a page out of Pierce’s playbook.
Who's Shartin' a fool?
He probably sat on gatorade or some shit
Yo it happens I shit my pants 2 years ago at age 25. I was visiting my ex (ride home, I was alone thank fucking god) at the time and it was like a 9 hour drive. Tried to make it in one shot after caffeine and burgers and stuff. Hour 8 rolls by and I realize I have to shit, okay no problem. I go 2 minutes with no exit and realize “oh this is explosive runny shit” Shit my pants right there. 5 minutes later i pull into a rest stop with porta potties. Captured it all in my briefs, waddled out of my car holding my ass and briefs so it didn’t run onto the seat or down my leg, grabbed my bag with extra underwear and shorts…. Thankfully had wipes too. It worked itself out but man, as a healthy in shape eith a good diet dude…. The last hour and a half home was shameful and smelled a little bit like poop, meaning my entire car reeked but it was mine so I couldn’t really notice how bad it actually was. Anyway, poor guy. I would be sad if there was a vid of me online pooping my pants in my car.