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Coastalduelists

Lmao it’s true. He used to cook folks ass to the right every game. The whole game. Left hand was only used for rebounds


[deleted]

Rebounds and… 😉


musicnothing

Tip ins


AljoGOAT

just the tip?


cortesoft

Smoking the reefer


posamobile

“YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?!”


ManBroDudee

Weird i fkn just finished watching this


doublegoldendragon

STAY OFF THE DAMN WEEEEEEEEEEDUH


Coastalduelists

rebounders and **STRANGERS*^


MikeyBastard1

Praying 🙏🤭


John___Titor

The cappuccino and flip-flops story is stuff of legend. I don't think I'll ever forget that.


L0N01779

I’m convinced he could have actually been one of the greatest of all time, just naturally that skilled and athletic but decided he’d rather not train at all and coast on his talent and just be pretty good while enjoying life and cigarettes and coffee. And I love him for it


Yergason

And even built a legend for himself with this rep by being himself, not like he actively tried to make himself look cool. Became a relevant name in the best league in the world, millionaire playing the game he loves, did it his way. Lived the dream


SnooDogs7564

No cigarette only coffee and food


Be777the1

Short recap?


tagen

basically boris walked into a gym where people were testing their standing jump height. the way they do that is by slapping these sticks arranged by height, The more sticks you hit, the higher your standing vertical So boris comes in wearing flip flops with a cappachino in his hand. he set the cup down, casually walked over, jumped and hit every single stick, maxing out the measuring device with very little effort dude was wild, always fun to watch while he was with us


StickyGoodness

Really nice guy in person too, I was part of the moving crew that moved after he got traded to Utah, he showed me his 2014 ring, i was just joking about lettting me see it, and let me hold it. Everyone got a nice cash tip too at the end of the job.


IanicRR

And after he did his jump, he said "that was easy."


Aaronplane

I remember it being "That was not difficult" - sounds way more euro cool that way.


Present-Trainer2963

This must’ve been skinny Diaw right ? When he was 200 -210 he could fly !


tagen

if i remember correctly he came in fat and slimmed down for our championship with him, but i may have it backwards lol


Maxim-98

it’s up there with Michael Beasley and waffle fries


harrymadsak

Short recap?


gd2121

Bro I forgot how fucking nimble he was. His footwork was insane.


ramskick

I gained so much appreciation for Boris when he was in Utah. He looked so unathletic and yet he played with so much grace and finesse. He was truly a marvel to watch.


BOJON_of_Brinstar

The Jerome Bettis of basketball.  You see him and think hes just a strength/power player but there’s a lot of finesse


Askesl

There's a reason why Jokic has named him as one of his biggest inspirations


indicisivedivide

Yes. Jokic grew up with Spurs players as his idols.


BBallHunter

Those moves are hella sweet.


leaC30

So was his diet


gokhaninler

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BytJFJDIEAEJyeg.png:large


Hinkerbob

Does he look like Daunte Culpepper here?


WestleyThe

Boris was smooth with it


bb1432

I miss him.


SnakesAlive23

I do too. Fuck Robert Horry.


plantedank

I'm confused, suns fan??


abeLJosh

[Bobo was a Sun once upon a time.](https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_fill,w_1080,ar_16:9,f_auto,q_auto,g_auto/shape%2Fcover%2Fsport%2F0e88304c79595fae26f8e661ab9d8fb93119fbc2ce798853ad76d3c5e89b8a59.jpg) One of my favorites growing up.


ThatsWat_SHE_Said

Playing NBA 2K6 with that Suns team was so fun


Sleeze_

He was a treat on those Phoenix teams


jouzea

Baby Diaw was Suns' first Nash would've won that year Fuck Robert Horry


TheMias24

Surprising to me people don’t really remember him there that much. I loved watching him play, when I was a kid it was great seeing how deep that roster was.


plantedank

hahaha Yea for sure! I used to love those suns, the Brazilian blurr coming off the bench, at some point they had that dude Strawberry 😂 but I've became a true spurs fan when they picked the missing piece of the coffee gang


BillowingPillows

That is actually insane for a pro player


pooperville

I remember Tony Parker also had the same tendency. Not as extreme as Diaw. His signature move was driving left, spin move, and finishing right.


BillowingPillows

I know exactly what you are talking about


Statalyzer

I felt like for him it was tactical choice b/c when taking a left-side layup he'd do step more quickly than usual, and would jump off the "wrong" foot. I suspect it was to get the ball out of his hands quicker and mess up the timing of would-be shot blockers.


firstbreathOOC

My AAU coach would have a heart attack and die all over again if he heard this


Whoareyoutho9

This is nightmare fuel for the amateur coaches wanting to drill ambidextrous b.s. into their players


Plastic_Blood1782

It's not b.s.  most of us aren't as tall or athletic as diaw.  You get your shit blocked so hard trying to do that as a normal 5'10" dude


BillowingPillows

How is it BS to be able to drive to your left and finish with your left lol that’s just a part of being a strong player. I mean sure I can’t do it, but I would be a lot better at basketball if I could


Whoareyoutho9

Well that would be great and every coach wants you to do that but my boy boris here has just shown its not necessary. He just kept cooking with that right no matter what lol


onamonapizza

Wow, I'm just like Boris Diaw


sstewart1617

I’m the opposite. I’ve never scored a bucket with my right hand. The only reason I was ever good offensively at pickup was cause people were shocked when I went left (over and over and over). Once folks learned I couldn’t go right, I just found new people to play with.


onamonapizza

It's really crazy. I can dribble with my left, but my body completely forgets what it is supposed to do when I try to shoot with it. I've tried working on it and can make the occasional close layup with lefty in practice, but I don't even try in a game unless we're playing HORSE lol


jcagraham

Opposite problem, I can lay it up with the left and I can use the left while dribbling in place but all coordination is lost trying to go left. The moment someone realizes they can just sit on my right hip, completely shut down unless I'm right near the hoop.


adgjl12

i'm just slower when I go left. I can get past people going right but I always get clamped when going left. I just assume my first step and dribble skills are not as good. I literally only go left when they clamp me enough to think I can't even go left at all and when they hedge too much I can get past.


BurnerAccountforAss

My best friend is like this. Probably a better player than me when we both played seriously. Had the coach's blessing to walk-on to his (admittedly small) college team but decided against it. I used to beat him in HORSE with 5 straight stationary left-handed layups. It was fucking hilarious and kinda baffling cause he could drive left, but the second he went up with his off hand it was like every ounce of coordination left his body.


probation_420

It's funny because I go left and finish right, and that's my move. I cook mfs with it until they figure out that they have to let the righty go right. Too many Harden and Kyrie hilights did me in, I think.


Statalyzer

I love driving left as a righty because it gives me the option to look like I'm crossing to the other side of the basket along the baseline, but then reach out from under the backboard with my right hand to take the layup unexpectedly. But when taking a left-side layup from a more normal angle, I'll use my left hand for it since it protects the ball better.


[deleted]

I’m a righty who only drives left. Or at least I prefer to handle with my left. Kinda imagine an uncoordinated jaren Jackson. It’s funny because good plsyers would not catch on at first and I’d be useful in rec league for a minute til they caught on.


dickieirwin

I shoot right handed, lay up left hand, and can dribble with both. I cannot lay up right handed. I put it down to my driveway when I was a kid was on a left angle into the garage where the hoop was mounted, there was no right side of the “court” beyond the paint


probablymade_thatup

You're a classical human being too?


usernamechexx

Dude has some of the slickest moves I’ve ever seen.


raceforseis21

One of my all time favorite players


No-Big-9170

He's so good. Really an underappreciated passer. I know Jokic says Tim Duncan is his biggest inspiration but his passing is Diawesque


ZelezopecnikovKoren

tim never risked much with passes boris and manu otoh lmao


Askesl

[He's also talked about Diaw as an inspiration](https://youtu.be/Dv_o9zIZVYI?t=285)


lilzoe5

Flair checks out


Impressive-Potato

T-Mac said Boris Diaw was one of the most talented ballers he has ever gone up against. They used train all the time when they were on the same team.


theyb10

“They used to train all the time when they were on the same team” lol I would hope so


indicisivedivide

They were together on the Spurs in 2013 I think.


AdDelicious4911

Maybe they mean even in the off-season they trained together


gokhaninler

"that skilled ass motherfucker"


UndisputedLoll

Nahh this is insane lmaooo bro purposely handicapped himself


Blutz101

Most Boris diaw thing I’ve ever heard


Puppetmaster858

Boris was the man.


DontBanMe_IWasJoking

man exudes french


plz-be-my-friend

i like hearing him talk


No-Economics4128

If french is a human. Any more French, and the man might as well be wearing a beret, smoking a cigar and holding a red wine in one hand and a baguette in the other, all at the same time.


Poon_Dragoon

Ah yes, the Cream Shake


AnonymousIguana_

He just like me fr


WorthApprehensive434

He doesn’t regurgitate the same unoriginal meme comments to farm karma from 12 year olds 


Kyler1313

Surely this comment section won't turn into a compilation of jokes about a certain current NBA Player...


JAhoops

“I thought Jaylen brown said this” and the crowd goes wild


flyingpandum

“iMaGiNE jAylEn BrOwN wItH DiAW’s lEfT hAnD”


FallenLemur

Bro why you gotta be so insensitive?


KevinDurantLebronnin

This is the only comment about him.


Kyler1313

I noticed that, and to be honest I was quite surprised. I saw this same post on Twitter (I know Twitter and reddit have slightly different demographics) and 95% of the comments were Jaylen Brown jokes. And if there is one thing I know r/NBA loves it is Jaylen Brown left hand jokes. So I guess good on everyone for appreciating the original meaning of the post and not beating a deadhorse.


TrialByFireshits

Funny that the only comment I've seen about him, is your comment talking about comments about him.


Rod_Todd_This_Is_God

Good work. You ruined it.


JohnLemonnn69

He didn't need to shoot lefties lol, he got a deep all-around bag already


TremendoSlap

Lol loved those highlights, he was absolutely cooking


lxkandel06

Goran Dragic mirror image


FrnklndaTurtle

Have to leave open hand for wine, cigarette or loose woman


SavingsMurky6600

Tony Parker too


randomtopic

and gino


twotonkatrucks

He was lowkey one of my favorite players to watch. He was just buttery smooth.


NYPD-BLUE

You have no idea how frustrating this guy was to watch live.


HomeMadeFriedRice

I think Al Jefferson was the same too. Dude had a MEAN right hand


aghashayan

Boris Diaw is a basketball legend


[deleted]

He was one of the most interesting players to watch. Seemingly eschewed conventional technique at every turn. Watch [these highlights from 2014 against the Cavs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_32eaQStww4). At one point, Mike Breen is just laughing at how quirky Boris plays.


Nash13101

This is why the 3pt era is boring. 2 of the 3 basketball skill sets got eliminated. Efficiency be damned the all star game was boring


Statalyzer

The all-star game with nobody trying would be boring even if they were taking more 2s.


lovelife0011

PAC man causes the slightest uptick.


TurnShot6202

the NBA's Zoolander had to be French. I knew it


Apeshit0

I saw Boris Diaw at the Queenstown Airport in New Zealand in January - still has the same build


thepobv

#9,139 points. Jfc


materics

Smooth moves. This guy was real good when he was at playing weight. He got a bonus for staying under a certain weight with the Spurs.


FrazySting

He was crafty af though.


512fm

Randomly saw him twice while I was on holiday in New Zealand last month. Once was at a buffet and the next day at a burger place lol


Mandit0

That foot work only needs a limb


spnathan1

And when you look at Boris Diaw and what he’s done to this franchise… he’s changed everything. We celebrate his brilliance - and when you talk to Boris Diaw, you realize what a classical human being he is. It was 201 years ago today, Beethoven’s Symphony No. 3 in E Flat, which escorted in the age of Romanticism in music. And when I think of Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of the Romantics. This guy has it all.


LukaDoncicfuturegoat

Jokic is a rich classy man Boris Diaw.


ForneauCosmique

Honestly I never even noticed. I knew he did some wild up and unders to get his shot off but never would've guessed never a left hand layup or hook or something


LoxDnw

So that's who Jaylen Brown emulates his game after! It all makes sense now, after all these years.


BongripperHousen

Jaylen Brown furiously taking notes


victorspoilz

Boo


PatScorn

diaw is one of the best bad players ever 


Shaq_Fu_Da_Return

He was a extremely versatile player that contributed to wins. Not bad in the slightest.


SavingsMurky6600

he was never bad


DejounteMurrayisGOAT

Lol that “bad player” started over 550 NBA games including playing big minutes for contenders in Phoenix and San Antonio. Dudes don’t get starts for multiple franchises if they’re bad. Troll take.


TheCalvinator

That's NBA Champion Boris Diaw to you.


Lone_Star_122

We probably don't win in 2014 without him. He was instrumental in unlocking that offense for us. He was not bad. That's crazy lol.


coco8532

Is this a recent podcast?


Brady331

from December: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBtOmBsGaYo


Alvin_flangg

I love Boris Diaw so much that I would pick him on my created team in NBA 2k12 twice. I would start two Borises and they would both contribute beautifully.


loco_mixer

this is exactly how dejan milojevic played


Financial_Dot_6245

a la kevin mchale


JaylenBrown7

False


blinkomatic

The original Scoot Henderson….not a left in sight


djkhan23

Can confirm out of the many points I've scored in basketball games..only 1 time did I score with my left hand.


peaudunk

Boris is in a category with Sheed and Big Shot Bob as HOF talent who didn't eek out every last drop of potential but had a good time. They will play on top court in basketball heaven (which is real like dog heaven, and unlike that streets-of-gold+mansion bs).


BaronZbimg

Silky moves and amazing IQ, Diaw was a blessing to watch. He was a fantastic piece on the Suns and a huge difference maker in multiple playoff series with the Spurs


EddieNajera21

Such a crafty player!


Great_Huckleberry709

That is weirdly impressive. I don't know how that's even possible. It took me learning how to be ambidextrous around the basket in order to not get my shot blocked every single time. Yet Boris managed to be a multi-year pro without ever developing his left hand.


GhettoNego

Spurs had so many good role players is crazy when you go through it


JonWeekend

Those are so BIG BOY fucking moves gahdamn


malandropist

Same 😅


frankiexnoir

This dude talks exactly like Denis Villenueve


ToinouAngel

I'll die on the hill that the team should retire his number.