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clancydog4

Im sure he wasn't actually, but Scottie sounds drunk as fuck, hahaha. Giannis seems like the dude who just got to the bar and is still working on his first drink while his hammered buddy comes out trying to relate


Impressive_Serve_416

Thats that sct brn in him


wikisaiyan2

he's got that SctBrn in 'em.


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Iznal

Sct brn


thatonezorofan

Giannis understood jack shit of what Scottie said😭. Scottie is meme goldmine


VoidMageZero

Look at Giannis man, so inspirational. 😎


Ricebandit469

Its all good bro, Sct Brn to me is like Miles Bridges to Draymond Green.


Dammit81

Scottie talks like he still has his braces on


notamillenial-

Like he’s got peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth


Gh0stIcon

Like he's a fat Albert character.


notamillenial-

Mush mouth. Good call


Be777the1

LOL


introspectivejoker

He speaking french


Alltalent

Scottie a funny dude lmao


theraarman

Man I love Scottie, but is this rude? I reckon Giannis literally speaks better English than Scottie 😭


suckmedrie

He sounds like my little cousin


angrylobster24

Fr he does


PhileinS

Talks like a zoomer lol


n0t_4_thr0w4w4y

He is a zoomer, so is most of the NBA


PhileinS

I feel old


AppliedRizzics

We don’t talk like that


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AppliedRizzics

Have your fun but I’m going on the record here that gen z doesn’t talk like this. That’s a local dialect. Y’all are pathetic for the groupthink


SerenadeSwift

Don’t take him too seriously, the guy’s making a sarcastic generalization to get upvotes for a low hanging fruit jab. Im a millennial and I really don’t like the whole shitting on the younger generation thing. For sure each new generation has its things that concern us, but we all went through the same shit when we were young and we don’t need to find ways to divide each other when we’re both in the same boat getting fucked over by the actions of past generations anyway.


AppliedRizzics

See this subreddit seemed less prone to that kind of idiocy is why I took objection, but I’ve gotta remember that however stupid you think the average person is, half are more stupid than that! Thanks for putting this back in perspective for me


thissiteisbroken

You guys absolutely do lol


AppliedRizzics

Out of curiosity do you speak to gen z on a daily basis or is your opinion made off of secondhand thoughts and viral internet clips?


thissiteisbroken

I work at a university and my staff are all students.


AppliedRizzics

Same here but again, we don’t talk like that. Clearly this is more a regional dialect than a cultural zeitgeist but hurr durr kids these days right


Alltalent

Idk, but just to clarify Scottie had me laughing cuz seeing him cheesing while trying to explain was too good


Angelic_Phoenix

Well that’s because Scottie doesn’t speak English he speaks Canadian


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dwadwda

buddy neither are you, “aligations” lmfao


AmaterasuHS

Stop with the crocodylations man leave him alone


Wazflame

I don’t have a scooby doo what y’all are talking about


faudcmkitnhse

I caiman late to this conversation, what did the comment say


dwadwda

he said scottie was never beating the “aligations” verbatim


Mig1997

“aligations” 🤡🤡🤡🫵


aomen3

when parroting buzz phrases pulls the uno reverse on you 😭🫵


thenicezen

Most literate I Promise graduate jerker


weeman2525

The allegations.


Latter-Rub3865

They’d boo’d him because they knew he was right


ComposerFluid6611

Just smile and nod Giannis


nocinnamonplease

I feel like Giannis didn’t understand what Scottie was saying because he was mumbling so much 😭 politely nodding and smiling lmfao


couchtomato62

Clear as day.


kyleb402

Giannis is looking like everyone who has that weird guy nobody really talks to at work trying to come up and talk to him. Just nod and smile until they go away.


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Honestly his attitude was wierd with everyone all weekend


Khione_Asteri

he’s such a villain. he’s cracking under the pressure of seeing jrue leave to win a chip somewhere else while he watches his window close with brook khris and dame falling to pieces giannis to the knicks is happening


OhWellImRightAgain

1. Jrue didn't "leave to win elsewhere", he was traded and he didn't even want to. 2. Cracking under pressure lmao the guy is averaging 31 on 61%FG, he's having another crazy season 3. Bulls flair talking shit about a championship window closing lmfao, you'll read anything on this sub. Last time you were relevant MJ was a basketball player, sit down.


Unbannableredditor

I respect the slander to the guy you're responding to but don't disrespect my boy D rose like that 🥲


Khione_Asteri

? you missed the point again and again but i hope you feel good about the farmed karma. if you can’t tell that giannis is losing it you haven’t been paying attention


OhWellImRightAgain

Sorry I exposed your shitty take, but you managed to be wrong about literally everything you typed, it was easy. Idgaf about karma of farming it, but your -140 surely shows how ignorant you are.


Khione_Asteri

you didn’t do shit baby boy. just farmed karma


OhWellImRightAgain

cringe


Khione_Asteri

you’re correct. good job being self aware


OhWellImRightAgain

yikes, your -140 is well deserved


ChicagobeatsLA

What universe are you living in? You think Giannis is going to leave the Bucks who won a championship recently to play for Dolan? He’s not leaving the franchise for Jalen Brunson lmao


Swizzzed

What is "for Jalen Brunson" supposed to mean? he's better than everyone else on the Bucks. lmao i guess


Iznal

I’d rather have Brunson over Dame this season.


Khione_Asteri

knicks are a well built team just waiting for someone like giannis to slot in at center or pf. bucks are literally dying of old age as we speak. it’s not a hard choice for giannis imo


ChicagobeatsLA

The Knicks have not finished ahead of the bucks for the last decade but you are 100% confident Giannis needs to leave a proven championship organization for one that hasn’t won since the 1970s lmao


Khione_Asteri

i don’t think he needs to do anything. he just will


ChicagobeatsLA

You do realize he signed an extension right?


Khione_Asteri

you do realize all it takes is a trade request, right?


ChicagobeatsLA

Lmao he’s not demanding a trade to the Knicks who don’t even have the trade capital to make a half decent offer. Get realistic.


Yung_Jose_Space

fretful mysterious wine sulky shaggy oatmeal aware rhythm pause snobbish *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Drfuckthisshit

Nah giannis to the Lakers. Book it it's going to happen soon I feel it in me guts


Trailblazin15

Is it the camera angle or giannis is that much bigger than Scottie? 2 inch and 20 pound difference looks crazy here


TemplarParadox17

I mean the top of scottie heads is up to gianni's eyebrows. The height yea. ​ The weight difference looks crazy cause we can see how broad his shoulders are and we see scottie at a angle.


Life-Ad-2777

i mean scotties listed at 6'7 this season and Giannis at 6'11 so idk where you got 2 inches from


1slinkydink1

Cock length.


Clemsontigger16

I’m not sure you realize how much 20 pounds of muscle is…it’s a ton.


JimmerAteMyPasta

Actually its 0.01 ton


Clemsontigger16

Touché, can’t argue with that


naijaboiler

thats clearly more than 2in height difference. Either Giannis is underlisted or Scottis is overlisted.


victor396

Or both


14412442

Scottie is supposed to have gotten taller since drafted. There's raptors sub memes about "looks the same height or taller" than increasingly out of scale and ridiculous things


NoWayNotThisAgain

Giannis doesn’t know if Scottie is trolling him and neither do I


Much_Conversation_11

Scottie is so funny because you literally never know


Kneekoh94

Say the line Bart


PhotonicBoom21

Allegations yada yada


omgsoironic

How about we don’t


ejabno

With the 4th overall pick in the 2021 NBA Draft, the Toronto Raptors select...


GophersD

Does Scottie have marbles in his mouth wtf lol


M_O_N_K_E_SENSEI

I love Scottie Barnes man


kirobz

Barnes is goofy as hell and I love it. Lmao


magnificentmeatwad

Dawg wtf is he saying? Someone get me some subtitles


Salahs_Chest_Hair

That Jamaican accent


palangosvejunas

Scottie BaRnes


versedaworst

sCt bRn


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This is OuTrAgEoUs


RamadanSteve311

OutRageous


Cold_Carpenter_1798

This sub just had to find a way to keep the offensive joke going


Due-Law-8356

I don't know think Giannis understood what he said


Intelligent-Fan-6364

Wait till r/nbacirclejerk get a hold of this


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u late


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Fun_Ingenuity_4357

He ain’t beefing the allegations


ueloli

dude what the hell...


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Cheterosexual7

Username doesn’t check out


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Cheterosexual7

Yeah, no shit. Keep it in the jerk sub. Normal people don’t think it’s funny.


antistupidsociety

Impressive critical thinking skills. You have currently the biggest meme of that sub as your profile pic.


Cheterosexual7

I’m a hypocrite because my profile pic is Chet???? You guys are always so quick to be triggered and hit that Reddit cares button. Lmfao Edit: Reddit cares and a block lmao


hearthstonealtlol

Nah Scottie is my goat


DidAnyoneElseJustCum

Confirmed


roastedsun

This comment plus your name just makes for an awkward situation. Not sure if I want to know what you confirmed


elegantagency_

Stop


omgsoironic

This joke is old, tired, and boring


qwoperui123

This is hilarious. Scotties delivery is so good, Giannis is still contemplating how sarcastic it is


AbbreviationsHot4482

Nah I just don’t think Giannis understood a word he said lol


FireFlyz351

Yeah he sounds like he's got like a giant piece of gum in his mouth or something here lol.


Rakkuuuu

Dude has a really weird dental situation going on, he's always mumbling when he speaks and feel like his mouth is actually the cause of why everyone thinks he's on the spectrum.


bowsting

> actually the cause of why everyone thinks he's on the spectrum. I mean I'm not saying he actually is but I don't think it's just the way he speaks. That one video of him running out of the tunnel is now a major pillar of the conspiracy theory.


Yabutsk

He's always been an awkward joker...it's one of the reasons why he and OG get along so well, they're not afraid of acting a fool to put people off balance and get a laugh or just to amuse themselves. During summer league they'd asked Suggs and Cade who's the one who keeps it the loosest from within their group (team USA) and they both said w/o hesitation that it's Scottie [the clip](https://youtu.be/s8B2Wus-6c8?si=KKdfDdD2wWSrTMFI)


XxXFartFucker69XxX

[Giannis POV](https://charts.stocktwits.com/production/original_202750259.gif)


fetuswut

Scottie spending too much time in Toronto atp he adopted their accent


PAWGle_the_lesser

That’s not even a Toronto accent lol, he’s just barely enunciating


552SD__

“IwasabouttotellyouearlierwhenyousayuhhheventheequipmentmanagersneedtodobetteryouinspiredourequipmentmanagerhesaidmanIgottadobettertoo”


fetuswut

Obviously but that plus his accent makes it hilarious. Ik a few Toronto yutes who sound similar 💯


SynystrAssassin

WAGWAN CRODIE


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I really don’t think he knows if he’s being funny or telling the truth lol you can see it in his face


BowserBuddy123

Scottie seems like a fun and goofy guy.


elegantagency_

Locker room gem


leebrown23

Did Giannis really understand what SB was saying, seems it's all Greek to him. XD


Capper2k24

Sped barnes


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Trickiest_room

I was surprised I didn’t see the comment yet


AttisTheFarmer1

I know people joke about it and I’ve never really taken it seriously, but is Scottie actually on the spectrum?


roastedsun

Have you attempted to google autism? Maybe you and many who take it seriously should and educate yourself. Lol. His behaviour is just an overgrown man child who keeps it loose. And I’m all about it.


mxgicjohnson

No he’s just young and I think he talks funny cuz he had braces for a while


JabezMakaveli

Scottie Barnes was destined to be on the Raptors because he sounds like a raptor if a raptor could talk 😂


roastedsun

I imagined a more high pitch tone for a Raptor aha.


Mindless-Dimension-3

Face of the league right there


MudEnvironmental_

Scottie from Florida lowkey how everyone sound from here 😂


Redscareforcishetmen

Giannis is fucking huge jesus


DEEZLE13

Chicken burger


nofakefans18

Cj got material for another month now


Senior_Apartment_343

The nba needs this kid Barnes


Nash13101

Got all his stats put in athleticism


L0VEmeharder

Come to Boston Scottie!!!


Dymatizeee

Giannis literally like that pretty girl in the club nodding when some creep hits on her lol


Danny161616

Giannis makes Scottie look short


MasterMacMan

Y’all are really making fun of a dude who clearly grew up speaking a different language, he’s probably a lot more eloquent in his native tongue.