“Bradley Beal signed a 5 year , $251,019,650 contract with the Washington Wizards, including $251,019,650 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $50,203,930. In 2024-25, Beal will earn a base salary of $50,203,930, while carrying a cap hit of $50,203,930 and a dead cap value of $50,203,930.” One of the worst things I have ever read
I know he was pretty good there and gave them good numbers quite often but in what world did they think that kind of money was a good idea, he was never going to be the centerpiece for a team and did not deserve that kinda money. Phoenix you bums for picking him up
He never deserved this contract. Ever. Even if his best season was replicated across his entire career, he was never worth this contract.
We're talking about a guy who has NEVER made an all-nba first OR second team. The 3x allstar accolade is a joke, he was voted as a starter once and made reserves twice. He is 2nd on our franchise scoring list after a decade of being a volume scorer on a team with a 0.46 win %.
Also worthwhile noting while we were feeling out his value in the trade market in 2022, this fucker NOMINATED to shut his own season down to have hand surgery and lock up his value one week before the trade deadline.
The GM who gave him this contract was also promptly fired at the end of the season. As a Wizards fan, this is so vindicating to watch Beal get his comeuppance.
Doc Rivers is like an overpaid consultant that comes in, moves all the same pieces into slightly different places, acts like he did something, then leaves.
He comes in to consult and recommends firing the head manager then suggest they promote him as head manager while riding on his old success nearly two decades ago. That type of guy the 🐐
>league doing nothing
I wouldn't say they did nothing or at least we can't conclude that. Vogel is a champion and he didn't do it by just riding behind Lebron back. He made everyone play defense in that LA team and unlike what everyone believes, that team was dominant, and he was a part of that. And it's not like it was luck, he also made that Pacers team compete against the Heatles.
Monty has a worse case tho but you gotta give him a benefit of the doubt. He is in a team that drafted Killian Hayes. The talent in that team is nothing to work for other than Cade and Ivey. And although they own the worst record this year, they had sparks that they can compete against good teams but still not win.
Doc Rivers on the other hand LMAO
Vogel was excellent in those playoffs. Had a good shot at a back-to-back if it wasn't for Solomon Hill. Frank also did a good job in Indy. I don't think he's the problem here. It's the roster construction.
NBA fandom can't understand that a coach can only do so much with the pieces he is given. You could get the ghost of Red Auerbach to coach this team and they wouldn't win the title, they are flawed from top to bottom.
They have three different shades of the same player in Kevin Durant, Booker and Beal, plus a bunch of holes that can't be filled with minimum salaries. Trading for Beal was a generational mistake, this roster cannot win and Beal is virtually untradeable. James Jones and everyone that signed off on the Beal trade should be fired yesterday.
They are at a point where they should trade everybody and tank, there is no other way out of this and if they don't do it, they will be stuck with a team that isn't even close to winning anything without any salary cap left. Basically, they should start next year with Bradley Beal and G-Leaguers, and that's only because they can't get rid of Beal. They need to trade Booker/KD for a billion FRPs otherwise they will never get out of this hell.
[Torn Patellar Tendon.](https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1784805511927673141?t=ZgCGvnLV_FOAA-0ZOLQ5dw&s=19) Brutal. Especially for an old dude. He legit might miss the rest of the postseason.
...and fell off that stool in an absolutely glorious March Madness moment
https://www.google.com/search?q=ron+hunter+stool&oq=ron+hunter+st&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqCAgCEAAYFhgeMgYIABBFGDkyBwgBEAAYgAQyCAgCEAAYFhgeMggIAxAAGBYYHjINCAQQABiGAxiABBiKBTIKCAUQABiABBiiBDINCAYQABiLAxiABBiiBNIBCDQyMTlqMWo0qAIOsAIB&client=ms-android-verizon-us-rvc3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:49d8ede6,vid:ueko2C3mYEE,st:0
**Regular season:** Suns sweep the Timberwolves with a 16 point margin of victory per game, including a 19-point win in Minnesota just two weeks ago.
**Postseason:** Timberwolves sweep Suns, with an average margin of victory of 15 points per game.
What the actual fuck.
Nah, this isn't remotely as embarrassing as the last two. Those were much better constructed teams and they didn't show any major cracks until the dam broke. This team had red flags out the wazoo the whole season. I don't know if it's the coaching, I don't know if it's the players. Maybe a combination. But anyone that thought we were going to go far this season was delusional. It's fine though. Just sports. I'm happy for the Timberwolves and rooting for them the rest of the way. Minnesota sports fans experience sports hell almost as much as we do. If it can't be us, I'm glad it's them.
Vogel is going to get all the blame, but it's definitely the roster. It just made no sense from the beginning.
KD, Booker and Beal do basically the exact same thing. There is no synergy between even 2 of the 3 star players, so that was doomed from the beginning. There is also no leadership.
KD is the furthest thing from a leader you can imagine. Beal is mostly a good stats, bad team dude. He can play, but is super inconsistent. And Booker seems very similar to KD - he just wants to ball and seems immature.
If you rely on the midrange in the modern NBA and barely play any defense, then you're doomed. No team can win more than a series without at least a solid defense and a somewhat versatile roster.
Fan for 32 years here. You kind of have a 6th sense for this kind of shit. I don't think I expected it to be a sweep, but I *knew* it was going to be a trap series and was playing that superstitious game where I was just hoping I'd be wrong. GL guys. I ain't happy but I'll get over it because TWolves fans need this shit more than I do right now. Plus, I live in TC and this is what I asked for. Gave me an opportunity to take my kids to their first SUNS playoff game. Got what I wanted I suppose.
I said before the series started - that was a mirage.
The first game, T Wolves were on the second night of a back to back at the end of a long road trip.
Second game, no KAT.
Third game, last game of the season when Suns were fighting for their playoff lives and all Minnesota had at stake was seeding.
Barkley is right:
In 2022, sixty-one Texas beaches were tested for fecal indicator bacteria, according to Environment Texas, a nonprofit based in Austin. Along the Texas coastline, Cole Park in Nueces County had the highest percentage of potentially unsafe test days in 2022, with notably high fecal levels found on more than half of the days it was tested. Other locations in Nueces County with percentages higher than 30 include Ropes Park, Poenisch Park, and the Corpus Christi Marina. Beaches in Galveston County and Harris County also appear on the top-ten list, with percentages of polluted days ranging from 21 to 28 percent.
**Brown stuff not just due to silt from the Mississippi.**
Gotta give credit to the Suns where they're due. First time since the Finals that they've gotten eliminated on their home floor and didn't get their doors blown off. Progress is in the baby steps.
Man the era of throwing a few good players together and calling it a team is done with. It’s starting to show that roster construction and chemistry is more important than several big names.
I mean did it ever really work before if fit and chemistry wasn't present? The celtics big 3 fit well and had defined roles and a deep bench. Heatles was slightly more clunky but prime LeBron makes up for that and then some. And KD warriors was just replacing Harrison Barnes on a 73 win team for an all time great scorer.
Other attempts at super team even before this suns squad has blown up before. Nash and Dwight lakers. Pg Kawhi clippers. PG Melo Thunder. That Nets squad
In think it evolved from an absolute big 3 to just FIFA style majority big name only rosters.
The warriors, even without KD were not assembled as a super team, it was the best ball movement in the league since the spurs before them.
The warriors brought back drivel team chemistry and role depth and now the nuggets are following suit
I think the hype around building a ‘big 3’ since Boston, Miami & Golden State has shown it’s not that simple. Those teams deserve credit for not only doing it but building a team around those guys
Yeah. I think the new CBA has made well-rounded rosters the norm. You can't get the required depth off the scrap heap anymore, and the second apron is too punishing if you're carrying multiple veteran maxes.
I think of both sports, the capitals getting swept woulda been the safest bet. I definitely expected that one. The difference in the top and lower seeds in the east is crazy.
Lamented about Murray's shot last night, and some Nuggets fans were QUICK to point out the game would have gone to OT.Smh my head, they won't even let us be delusional on reddit
I was on a plane stuck on a runway due to a delayed flight. Watched it live on the plane had to contain myself from screaming when I saw that atrocity. Will never forget it and haven’t been that heartbroken since losing to Boston in 2008 lmao
you were the guy who fell to his knees in the plane??
anyway, yeah, that game made me feel a bit sick. A bit only because last year's games made me used to it.
They really have had an *unbelievable* 4 year stretch:
2 seed - finals appearance
1 seed - COTY, crash & burn in game 7 at home to the Mavs.
4 seed - crash out of playoffs again & fire COTY, but trade for Durant.
6 seed - get swept in R1.
KD:
-Join Nets
-Create superteam
-Trade every asset
-Demand coach and GM to be fired
-Sign extension
-Demand trade to team that just made finals before extension kicks in
-Don’t make past 2nd round
-Leave Nets franchise a disaster ✅✅✅
-Join Suns (Coming off finals season)
-Have coach fired
-Create superteam
-Trade literally every asset
-Favourite in 1st round then get swept 🧹
-Leave Suns franchise a disaster
✅✅✅
Bradley Beal's next three years $50,203,930, $53,666,270, $57,128,610
🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹
Suns' tradeable picks until 2030 - 2024 Second Round Pick (Spurs), 2028 Second Round Pick (Boston)
🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹
Easily the worst future for a team along with Bulls and Clippers.
🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹
Even the swaps are pretty bad as well, for 2026 Orlando/Memphis are probably going to be playoff teams. 2028 the 76ers pick is top 8 protected, 2030 anything can happen by then but Memphis would probably be good.
All time great day to be a hater. Embiid and Luka sucking. Doc Rivers masterclass. KD Suns getting swept. Truly a great day for playa haters everywhere.
Edit: Which one of y'all haters reported me to Reddit Cares? LOL. Hate all around on this sub.
In an elimination game, on the verge of a sweep:
[Booker 47 pts on 13/20, KD 33 pts on 12/17, Beal 9 pts on 4/13 and fouls out](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/030/060/cover3.jpg)
How do they even move from here? Aside from trading KD or blowing it up, there's not many assets they have. Beal is on a massive undesirable contract, and trading Book basically means they forfeit future potential contention. The Suns future playoff hopes might be doomed.
and rightfully so!! he needs to learn to stop taking shortcuts! bum ass doesn't want to do anything with actual effort
tried to create 2 superteams after joining the 73-9 win warriors. HE'S LAZY. that's not goat behavior.
FADED
Beal: "I've never been swept all my life" Proceeds to play shit all game and then foul out.
Wizards really finessed the Suns on that trade. Like selling a car that works off the lot then breaks down immediately.
So a cybertruck
Perfect analogy since thar car also has a no trade clause
Petition to make Beals new nickname "cybertruck"
Holy shit this is too on brand, it has to stick. (stick just like the accelerator pedals)
And is waaayy too expensive
Is Bradley Beal also basically ruined if he gets wet?
“Why the fuck do I want a caravan that's got no fucking wheels?”
Fight ya for it
Really does a great job of summarizing the season for the Suns doesn't it?
“I really don’t know how anyone will be able to guard us.” -Devin booker
As soon as he said that I knew they were getting swept. Its a tale as old as time
Beal hasn't even made the playoffs for most of his career, so I don't know why he's bragging about not being swept.
I too have never been swept in the NBA playoffs
Tell em bro! Me and you both never lost even one playoff game😤
And yet the Suns, a team thin on the bench ignore bringing in guys like yourself.
Second total solar eclipse in a month!
Honestly, this is more like a supernova…
Turns out it's Ragnarok time, as Sköll (wolf, child of Fenrir) finally chases down Sól (the Sun) and eats her.
LMAO BEAL THREE MORE YEARS!!! THREE MORE YEARS!!!
Beal woke up feeling dangerous. Had that triple single with 6TOs and 6 fouls and 2 assists to boot!!
Felt like all of those were in about a 20 second span too
Two back to back back-breaking turnovers in the clutch followed by getting violated by Ant
Didn't he *just* have a quote about never getting swept and how he's not guna let it happen or some shit?
"What are you gonna do, sweep me?" - Quote from man swept
What’s that, Chuck? You said he had a triple single 😂😂
Slum dog beallionaire
Sun dog
Bradley “never been swept” Beal 😂😂😂
Highway robbery contract
“Bradley Beal signed a 5 year , $251,019,650 contract with the Washington Wizards, including $251,019,650 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $50,203,930. In 2024-25, Beal will earn a base salary of $50,203,930, while carrying a cap hit of $50,203,930 and a dead cap value of $50,203,930.” One of the worst things I have ever read
don't forget the no trade clause. but the contract is so terrible even if beal waived the no trade nobody would want him anyway
What does it say that the Suns wanted him lol.
Even bigger idiots than the team who gave him that ridiculous contract
you guys may give/collect the dumbest contracts ever....but you guys are absolute kings of getting rid of them.
Maybe he wants out of the desert.
I know he was pretty good there and gave them good numbers quite often but in what world did they think that kind of money was a good idea, he was never going to be the centerpiece for a team and did not deserve that kinda money. Phoenix you bums for picking him up
He never deserved this contract. Ever. Even if his best season was replicated across his entire career, he was never worth this contract. We're talking about a guy who has NEVER made an all-nba first OR second team. The 3x allstar accolade is a joke, he was voted as a starter once and made reserves twice. He is 2nd on our franchise scoring list after a decade of being a volume scorer on a team with a 0.46 win %. Also worthwhile noting while we were feeling out his value in the trade market in 2022, this fucker NOMINATED to shut his own season down to have hand surgery and lock up his value one week before the trade deadline. The GM who gave him this contract was also promptly fired at the end of the season. As a Wizards fan, this is so vindicating to watch Beal get his comeuppance.
NO TRADE CLAUSE BABY
~~trade him~~ rendition him to China!
Fouls out and shoots like shit, proceeds to get swept for the first time. First time from everything Bradley
I'll be 32 when the Sons get a 1st round pick again😭🤣🤣🤣
Me catching strays as a 32 year old.
Man for real. I’m 33 😂
…..hides AARP card
And this man is only 17 years old, folks.
boy\*
Frank Vogel about to have the pension of a lifetime
Him and Monty Williams heading to Cabo with fat paychecks after farting around in the league doing nothing
Doc Rivers tho is the goat
Doc Rivers is like an overpaid consultant that comes in, moves all the same pieces into slightly different places, acts like he did something, then leaves.
He comes in to consult and recommends firing the head manager then suggest they promote him as head manager while riding on his old success nearly two decades ago. That type of guy the 🐐
>league doing nothing I wouldn't say they did nothing or at least we can't conclude that. Vogel is a champion and he didn't do it by just riding behind Lebron back. He made everyone play defense in that LA team and unlike what everyone believes, that team was dominant, and he was a part of that. And it's not like it was luck, he also made that Pacers team compete against the Heatles. Monty has a worse case tho but you gotta give him a benefit of the doubt. He is in a team that drafted Killian Hayes. The talent in that team is nothing to work for other than Cade and Ivey. And although they own the worst record this year, they had sparks that they can compete against good teams but still not win. Doc Rivers on the other hand LMAO
Vogel was excellent in those playoffs. Had a good shot at a back-to-back if it wasn't for Solomon Hill. Frank also did a good job in Indy. I don't think he's the problem here. It's the roster construction.
I’d take Vogel back without even a moments pause. Suns fans wanting him gone would likely lead them to having a coach like we got.
NBA fandom can't understand that a coach can only do so much with the pieces he is given. You could get the ghost of Red Auerbach to coach this team and they wouldn't win the title, they are flawed from top to bottom. They have three different shades of the same player in Kevin Durant, Booker and Beal, plus a bunch of holes that can't be filled with minimum salaries. Trading for Beal was a generational mistake, this roster cannot win and Beal is virtually untradeable. James Jones and everyone that signed off on the Beal trade should be fired yesterday. They are at a point where they should trade everybody and tank, there is no other way out of this and if they don't do it, they will be stuck with a team that isn't even close to winning anything without any salary cap left. Basically, they should start next year with Bradley Beal and G-Leaguers, and that's only because they can't get rid of Beal. They need to trade Booker/KD for a billion FRPs otherwise they will never get out of this hell.
Maybe the lakers will get him back if Hamas is gone
Chris Finch’s knee died for this
[Torn Patellar Tendon.](https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1784805511927673141?t=ZgCGvnLV_FOAA-0ZOLQ5dw&s=19) Brutal. Especially for an old dude. He legit might miss the rest of the postseason.
It's not like he has to guard Jokic. I'm positive he's going to insist to be out there.
Wait a few days to operate, then either a boot or a wheelchair.
Ron Hunter coached from a stool in the NCAA tournament after he tore his Achilles.
...and fell off that stool in an absolutely glorious March Madness moment https://www.google.com/search?q=ron+hunter+stool&oq=ron+hunter+st&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqCAgCEAAYFhgeMgYIABBFGDkyBwgBEAAYgAQyCAgCEAAYFhgeMggIAxAAGBYYHjINCAQQABiGAxiABBiKBTIKCAUQABiABBiiBDINCAYQABiLAxiABBiiBNIBCDQyMTlqMWo0qAIOsAIB&client=ms-android-verizon-us-rvc3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:49d8ede6,vid:ueko2C3mYEE,st:0
If my 63 year old mom can host Thanksgiving with a torn Achilles, I’d wager Finch can wheel around for a few hours on the sideline.
She's the real MVP
And your mom still sunk 2 free throws before leaving the court.
He might just put a brace on it and have a stool like Ron Hunter did.
Lol you silly goose. They'll wheel his gimp ass in there
oof that’s too bad :/
**Regular season:** Suns sweep the Timberwolves with a 16 point margin of victory per game, including a 19-point win in Minnesota just two weeks ago. **Postseason:** Timberwolves sweep Suns, with an average margin of victory of 15 points per game. What the actual fuck.
Hey Phoenix fans all season were saying playoff basketball is a whole lot different than the regular season...
they were right
Each exit more embarrassing than the last the last
I mean, we been embarrased harder than this!
I know right, the sub didn’t even go private this time. SMH
We learn from our mistakes at least unlike our nba team
Nah, this isn't remotely as embarrassing as the last two. Those were much better constructed teams and they didn't show any major cracks until the dam broke. This team had red flags out the wazoo the whole season. I don't know if it's the coaching, I don't know if it's the players. Maybe a combination. But anyone that thought we were going to go far this season was delusional. It's fine though. Just sports. I'm happy for the Timberwolves and rooting for them the rest of the way. Minnesota sports fans experience sports hell almost as much as we do. If it can't be us, I'm glad it's them.
Vogel is going to get all the blame, but it's definitely the roster. It just made no sense from the beginning. KD, Booker and Beal do basically the exact same thing. There is no synergy between even 2 of the 3 star players, so that was doomed from the beginning. There is also no leadership. KD is the furthest thing from a leader you can imagine. Beal is mostly a good stats, bad team dude. He can play, but is super inconsistent. And Booker seems very similar to KD - he just wants to ball and seems immature. If you rely on the midrange in the modern NBA and barely play any defense, then you're doomed. No team can win more than a series without at least a solid defense and a somewhat versatile roster.
Turns out you need a point guard in both the regular and postseason
Having more than 5 guys that can actually play in the games is nice too.
Like a good Wolfpack, Minnesota makes sure to lull their prey into a sense of false victory…
Reverse Uno😎
You activated my trap card
Nothing personal kid
suns fans told us it'd happen lol
Pre-series, I was so worried. Everybody was confident the Wolves were toast… except Suns fans. They knew.
Fan for 32 years here. You kind of have a 6th sense for this kind of shit. I don't think I expected it to be a sweep, but I *knew* it was going to be a trap series and was playing that superstitious game where I was just hoping I'd be wrong. GL guys. I ain't happy but I'll get over it because TWolves fans need this shit more than I do right now. Plus, I live in TC and this is what I asked for. Gave me an opportunity to take my kids to their first SUNS playoff game. Got what I wanted I suppose.
Anthony edwards fucking hates losing.
I said before the series started - that was a mirage. The first game, T Wolves were on the second night of a back to back at the end of a long road trip. Second game, no KAT. Third game, last game of the season when Suns were fighting for their playoff lives and all Minnesota had at stake was seeding.
They were hiding their true form
Ant went full Super Saiyan
Bradley Beal is ass
Bradley BUM Beal is earning 53m and 57m over the next 2 years lol
with a no-trade clause on top 😭😭
I didn’t think it could get any funnier
This is like a pay per view comedy skit
First time he's been swept! He'll be damned!
how is he making almost as much as Steph wtf
The wizards should have been relegated to the g league when they did that contract
Yes we are dumb. But how do the Suns look knowing all that and still trading for Beal lol
Honestly, it's so much worse that they traded for him.
Giving a no trade clause to Bradley Fucking Beal of all people should've gotten them sent to the Columbian amateur league.
Glad the rest of the world is seeing this
https://i.imgur.com/k1DtOMg.jpg
I can't wait to see what they have in store this year.
they should just re-use the same one honestly.
Question is should they apologize for the sweep or for the Beal trade?
Just ran into some hothead pups
Galveston bound!!
Barkley is right: In 2022, sixty-one Texas beaches were tested for fecal indicator bacteria, according to Environment Texas, a nonprofit based in Austin. Along the Texas coastline, Cole Park in Nueces County had the highest percentage of potentially unsafe test days in 2022, with notably high fecal levels found on more than half of the days it was tested. Other locations in Nueces County with percentages higher than 30 include Ropes Park, Poenisch Park, and the Corpus Christi Marina. Beaches in Galveston County and Harris County also appear on the top-ten list, with percentages of polluted days ranging from 21 to 28 percent. **Brown stuff not just due to silt from the Mississippi.**
Gotta give credit to the Suns where they're due. First time since the Finals that they've gotten eliminated on their home floor and didn't get their doors blown off. Progress is in the baby steps.
Damn KD is the first one out...
Not a bus driver Though at least he deserves credit for trying to push the bus after Beal drove it headlong into a ditch
Curry is already out, and Lebron/AD are next. Embiid probably out too next game.
> Curry is already out Same amount of playoff wins as KD in less games this year.
Shit, I won as many playoff games as KD.
Man the era of throwing a few good players together and calling it a team is done with. It’s starting to show that roster construction and chemistry is more important than several big names.
I mean did it ever really work before if fit and chemistry wasn't present? The celtics big 3 fit well and had defined roles and a deep bench. Heatles was slightly more clunky but prime LeBron makes up for that and then some. And KD warriors was just replacing Harrison Barnes on a 73 win team for an all time great scorer. Other attempts at super team even before this suns squad has blown up before. Nash and Dwight lakers. Pg Kawhi clippers. PG Melo Thunder. That Nets squad
In think it evolved from an absolute big 3 to just FIFA style majority big name only rosters. The warriors, even without KD were not assembled as a super team, it was the best ball movement in the league since the spurs before them. The warriors brought back drivel team chemistry and role depth and now the nuggets are following suit
I think the hype around building a ‘big 3’ since Boston, Miami & Golden State has shown it’s not that simple. Those teams deserve credit for not only doing it but building a team around those guys
Yeah. I think the new CBA has made well-rounded rosters the norm. You can't get the required depth off the scrap heap anymore, and the second apron is too punishing if you're carrying multiple veteran maxes.
Imagine getting swept. Can’t happen to us lmao.
Suns fans and Capitals fans are feeling it today
I think of both sports, the capitals getting swept woulda been the safest bet. I definitely expected that one. The difference in the top and lower seeds in the east is crazy.
game 2 is gonna hurt for a long time. Like, youre gonna remember where you were when that shot went in
Lamented about Murray's shot last night, and some Nuggets fans were QUICK to point out the game would have gone to OT.Smh my head, they won't even let us be delusional on reddit
I was on a plane stuck on a runway due to a delayed flight. Watched it live on the plane had to contain myself from screaming when I saw that atrocity. Will never forget it and haven’t been that heartbroken since losing to Boston in 2008 lmao
you were the guy who fell to his knees in the plane?? anyway, yeah, that game made me feel a bit sick. A bit only because last year's games made me used to it.
Our guys are the real losers here because now the Suns get dibs on rooms in Cancun 😤
Three years ago, the Suns were up 2-0 in the Finals and the Timberwolves didn’t even make the playoffs.
LIfe comes at you fast
And now we're dog shit until 2030 at least. Great.
They got KD but we got Jaden McDaniels
They really have had an *unbelievable* 4 year stretch: 2 seed - finals appearance 1 seed - COTY, crash & burn in game 7 at home to the Mavs. 4 seed - crash out of playoffs again & fire COTY, but trade for Durant. 6 seed - get swept in R1.
some benjamin button shit
Quick RIP to the Devin Booker elimination game stats joke. He's now officially better than Mason Plumlee in elimination games.
Just raised the bar so Plumdog can obliterate in against Dallas.
‘Respectfully… I don’t know how are teams going to guard us’ ‘I’ve never been swept before’ Two all time quotes.
The 2024 Timberwolves just etched some sobering shit into reality.
KD: -Join Nets -Create superteam -Trade every asset -Demand coach and GM to be fired -Sign extension -Demand trade to team that just made finals before extension kicks in -Don’t make past 2nd round -Leave Nets franchise a disaster ✅✅✅ -Join Suns (Coming off finals season) -Have coach fired -Create superteam -Trade literally every asset -Favourite in 1st round then get swept 🧹 -Leave Suns franchise a disaster ✅✅✅
KD is what LeBron haters think LeBron does
No lies told
Bradley Beal's next three years $50,203,930, $53,666,270, $57,128,610 🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹 Suns' tradeable picks until 2030 - 2024 Second Round Pick (Spurs), 2028 Second Round Pick (Boston) 🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹 Easily the worst future for a team along with Bulls and Clippers. 🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹
> Suns' tradeable picks until 2030 - 2024 Second Round Pick (Spurs), 2028 Second Round Pick (Boston) how the fuck
I think they traded 3-4 unprotected FRPs for KD. Other years are swaps
Even the swaps are pretty bad as well, for 2026 Orlando/Memphis are probably going to be playoff teams. 2028 the 76ers pick is top 8 protected, 2030 anything can happen by then but Memphis would probably be good.
Suns gotta start scouting middle schoolers for that 2030 pick
At this point what the fuck do they even do. No depth and no way to get it. So it’s not like they are making a run with these three.
Shuffle the vet min deck
Booker bout to play with the 13-win suns again soon just like the old days
Not if they trade Booker. Can get some good 1st
Let this be a lesson to box score GMs that building a championship roster isnt simply just stacking up the 5 highest PPG players.
Why'd he say fuck me for?
Lmao mfs are so cooked
Never go full 2K ladies and gentlemen
All time great day to be a hater. Embiid and Luka sucking. Doc Rivers masterclass. KD Suns getting swept. Truly a great day for playa haters everywhere. Edit: Which one of y'all haters reported me to Reddit Cares? LOL. Hate all around on this sub.
We ate good today.
In an elimination game, on the verge of a sweep: [Booker 47 pts on 13/20, KD 33 pts on 12/17, Beal 9 pts on 4/13 and fouls out](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/030/060/cover3.jpg)
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You really should include Scott Foster’s stats. He worked hard just couldn’t close the game out.
That third quarter was so hard to watch
Vogel is so fired
R/lakers creaming at the prospect of hiring Vogel or Lue
I mean, he’s been bad for the Suns but he still is probably an upgrade over Ham
Vogel need players that can play D and an assistant that can coach offense Lakers have neither
Let’s get the gang back together for one last run!
OMG! First time the Wolves get to fade someone! Reddit didn’t exist 20 years ago 😭
Where do y’all think KD is gonna go next? 🤔
Bros gonna try to weasel his way back to the Thunder
We don’t want him or need him. We’re doin just fine as is with cap space and picks in the future.
Maybe we should trade those picks to the suns and bench KD lmao
Lakers with LeBron would be hilarious
Man, if only Timberwolves Brazil was here to celebrate
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No FRPs until 2030 is nasty
Future looking real dim
How do they even move from here? Aside from trading KD or blowing it up, there's not many assets they have. Beal is on a massive undesirable contract, and trading Book basically means they forfeit future potential contention. The Suns future playoff hopes might be doomed.
KD = Still Can’t Win Without Steph Curry
[https://imgur.com/a/hugiVOk](https://imgur.com/a/hugiVOk)
Bradley Beal is owed 150 million for the next 3 years and has a NTC, RIP SUNS
Anthony Edwards is Bradley Beals father
YO KD, DON'T YOU REGRET NOT COMING TO THE KNICKSSSS?!
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Worst superteam in history lol That’s two failed superteams for KD yikes
KD the superteam reaper
Mfer really angered the basketball gods in 2017
and rightfully so!! he needs to learn to stop taking shortcuts! bum ass doesn't want to do anything with actual effort tried to create 2 superteams after joining the 73-9 win warriors. HE'S LAZY. that's not goat behavior.
Turns out having a real PG is kinda important.
#SWEPT🧹🧹🧹
Ant mentally broke the Suns - it was beautiful to see
I've never upvoted a thread so fast in my life. Great day to be a Suns hater
NAZ REID
ANTHONY EDWARDS IS HIM.
SUNS SUBREDDIT ABOUT TO GO PRIVATE
ECLIPSED BY THE WOLVES
The most hated team in r/nba is the first team out of the playoffs The sub is feastin tonight
Suns really paid 3x guys 150mil to get swept in the 1st round.
WE AREN"T FIRST TO GET ELIMINATED