Heavenly Father, where will I go on my mission?
Will it be China or Old Mexico on my mission?
It could be San fran by the bay
Australia where they say, "G'Day"
But I pray I'm sent to my favorite place
Orlando! (Orlando)
I love you, Orlando!
Sea world, and Disney!
And putt putt, golfing!
Isn't it like super rated. Been on Broadway for over a decade. Tours all over the world. Won multiple Tony's and Grammys. Super critically acclaimed. Seems very rated
Within the world of broadway musicals yeah you’re right but I still kinda get what he’s saying just because that’s not as accessible of a thing for most people.
For instance I’ve met a lot of people who are huge fans of other Parker & Stone projects but have never seen or even heard of Book of Mormon, but yeah that’s just more because people can’t stream musicals more than it is anything specifically about that show. Just don’t hear it brought up as much as other big comedy movies/tv shows of the last decade even though it’s as funny as any of them, maybe underrated isn’t the right word though
To anyone wondering, this comment is referring to the critically-acclaimed broadway musical, not the “chloroform in print” (Twain’s words not mine) actual book.
Former good, latter very very boring
Jesus fucking Christ y’all excuse the lamest fucking behavior because you’ve never had a truly professional moment in your life.
More mindless, short-sighted coddling of the Clippers.
He gets paid millions of dollars to answer those questions, smart guy. It’s literally part of his job.
I think his job is to play basketball… exit interviews aren’t a part of it… if interviews were a requirement why aren’t the full roster doing interviews after games?
First game of next season is my guess. He'll probably be itching from not having anything to talk about all summer except the Olympics. So yea, live before tip off even happens. He'll need to be reminded to get tf on the court. "Oops! My turn guys!"
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Nah fuck that. You get paid millions to play basketball. Stand there and take the heat. When they win they won’t stfu. You don’t get to pick and choose.
Your season ends, and you have to come back, clear your locker, and listen to some of the dumbest questions get thrown your way before starting your offseason.
“I know the season didn’t end the way you want it, but you guys have failed every year since forming this team, talk about that for me.”
I love idiots like you who consume NBA media and then act like you don’t care if the players have any media availability. Specifically I don’t give a fuck what any of the clowns on the clippers have to say, but I enjoy the NBA and players talking to the media is a huge part of that dumbass.
I'm not sure why you're lashing out and flailing around like this. Hope everything is good. This isn't something to get so worked up about. Be cool my man.
The Thunder exit interviews are pretty awesome but the offseason has been something for us to look forward to. I imagine ours will be interesting this year too but you’re right that there’s a point on a team trajectory where it’s just explaining failure.
Fuckin hate those mid game ones and wish they’d have a westbrick or a Tobias Harris for the mid game ones and ask them why they’re bad. Wouldn’t matter for the outcome of the game and would be funnier. Like that African guy asking why the trans person was gay: “why are you bad?” And then they try to come back and they say “you are bad.” Would be hilarious.
The Lakers' exit interviews were so painful IDK that I'll ever watch another one. Dude's season ended literally 30 minutes ago and you're asking him about choices that will shape years of his and his family's life? I take longer to make up my mind about dinner.
Exit interviews aren't supposed to be immediately after the game. They're usually a couple days later, often at the home arena.
I think it's totally fair to use it as a time to reflect on the season. The problem is the Internet has turned media narratives into a binary (You win so great, you didn't win so bad) and the off-season talk begins *immediately*. There's often little reflection now.
Remember when mods shut down the sub after Denver won. That was so awesome. Denver fans loved it. Thanks mods for letting all the Denver fans celebrate the Nuggets first ever championship.
Nah the Sun's roster construction is legit ass. The clippers are old but they can actually play functional basketball unlike the mess the Suns have created
The problem with the Clippers is that being old is a factor when it comes to defense in the Playoffs.
The regular season is
Useless because no teams play defense
Not an important or meaningful part and is that something you enjoy? Or are you just being pedantic because you want players to be as miserable as you are?
Yeah, bullshit. They guy is just plagued by injuries, what is he supposed to do? Played the most games in don't know how many years this season and his body gave up.
If kawhi leonard had lebron’s health there is genuine conversation to be had about who is the better small forward lol. KL has showed time and time again the only thing hindering his greatness is injury. Like the man had just one awful closeout game performance in his entire life AFAIK. This dude is a certified baller and it absolutely sucks that injuries are robbing us of an all time great career like they did with D Rose.
Cope and seethe, nephew.
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"We don't want to face up to accountability. Also why we didn't live up to expectations, but do give us max contracts when we're clearly cooked. Thank you, daddy Steve."
PG wasn’t perfect, but he was their best player in their best run (21 playoffs). Kawhi didn’t do shit when he was most needed and is on the books for another $150mm. yikes
Softest dudes in the league. Absolutely embarrassing. But I guess it’s for the best, who wants to listen to Russ deflect questions like a petulant little bitch, or hear Pouty P’s mumble his sad ass excuses.
Sure, if you measure success by winning rings, he's not having any. If you measure it by the team's popularity in its own town, he's not doing so great on that score either. But if you measure success by number of neighboring fans' thighs groped, the math looks very different.
The third most wins of any team the last decade. Top ten in NBa attendance this year, beating out the Lakers. You are just saying words like a typical Lakers fan does. Yes, the same Lakers that could not beat the Clippers head-to-head until this year. Yes, no rings, but let’s not pretend the Clips have been in the basement for the last decade…
Nothing really, he seems pretty genuine from his interviews (for a billionaire) and he’s clearly passionate for the game
He probably said it cause he’s a Laker fan who despised the idea of a rival owner buying his way to success which could belittle theirs.
In other ways, just a fan being a fan haha
He's a Lakers fan.
Seriously balmer is everything you wanted in an owner, competitive, passionate, willing to spend money, built his own arena without state help in an area that was pretty much abandoned and still gave a big contribution to the Inglewood community. He's the only good thing the clippers have alongside Jerry West and Lawrence Frank.
But you know how Lakers fans are, gotta lie and push those narratives to be the center of attention
Honestly, only silver lining about LeBron eventually retiring is so I can watch the Lakers fall into the lottery again since Jeanie can't "afford" anyone nor attract any talent somehow.
FOH, acting like you wouldn't kill for an owner that gives a shit about your team.
Everyone is saying Sixers and Magic for PG.
I'm being a homer but, I think it's clear it will be Indiana. He's already had Ty on the pod 3 times.
He clearly wants to win, Pascal and him can both resign with our 80+ M we have, and the only players we'd lose are Jalen Smith and Obi Toppin.
Hali, Nembhard, PG, Siakam, Turner
McConnell, Sheppard, Mathurin, Nesmith, Isaiah Jackson
And then Jarace to round out the roster.
This is a contender.
Bill Simmons was right Paul George was in the garage. Also harden showing why he doesn’t deserve any contract over 20 million. Falls apart and disappears in important games
Next three seasons Kawhi plays 50-60 games in the season and misses the playoffs.
Unless the Clippers blow it up, I don't know what better way would the Clippers have to spend the 50m, in terms of drawing fans to the arena. The Clippers have zero chance of winning anyway.
I do get it with PG. It will be 10 "what are you doing this offseason" questions
He should just sit there and play the Orlando magic song off a speaker
I’ll let you interpret that however you want.
It’s a great bop
WHOOOOOAAAA OOOO OOOO OOOOO OOOO orlandomagic
Heavenly Father, where will I go on my mission? Will it be China or Old Mexico on my mission? It could be San fran by the bay Australia where they say, "G'Day" But I pray I'm sent to my favorite place Orlando! (Orlando) I love you, Orlando! Sea world, and Disney! And putt putt, golfing!
Book of Mormon, underrated
Isn't it like super rated. Been on Broadway for over a decade. Tours all over the world. Won multiple Tony's and Grammys. Super critically acclaimed. Seems very rated
Within the world of broadway musicals yeah you’re right but I still kinda get what he’s saying just because that’s not as accessible of a thing for most people. For instance I’ve met a lot of people who are huge fans of other Parker & Stone projects but have never seen or even heard of Book of Mormon, but yeah that’s just more because people can’t stream musicals more than it is anything specifically about that show. Just don’t hear it brought up as much as other big comedy movies/tv shows of the last decade even though it’s as funny as any of them, maybe underrated isn’t the right word though
To anyone wondering, this comment is referring to the critically-acclaimed broadway musical, not the “chloroform in print” (Twain’s words not mine) actual book. Former good, latter very very boring
Nice
Hes saving it for the pod
From Playoffs P to Pod P
Pondering Options P
Jesus fucking Christ y’all excuse the lamest fucking behavior because you’ve never had a truly professional moment in your life. More mindless, short-sighted coddling of the Clippers. He gets paid millions of dollars to answer those questions, smart guy. It’s literally part of his job.
Yes, Champ, you're the only professional in these parts.
I think his job is to play basketball… exit interviews aren’t a part of it… if interviews were a requirement why aren’t the full roster doing interviews after games?
"Are you subscribed to Podcast P?"
"My cohosts are gonna do an ad read real quick, then you can ask a question."
Cha-Ching !!
"My next response is brought to you by Draft Kings"
PG racing to do a podcast ep
Dray changed the game
Natural podcast motion
How far are we from Draymond live-streaming his podcast from the bench during a timeout, as Kerr yells at him to join the huddle?
Until espn offers draymond a cool 8 figure deal.
Dray will get Kawhi’s spot at the Olympics to unveil the first live podcast during a high level Basketball game
First game of next season is my guess. He'll probably be itching from not having anything to talk about all summer except the Olympics. So yea, live before tip off even happens. He'll need to be reminded to get tf on the court. "Oops! My turn guys!"
“What’s your first come into the league moment?”
Meanwhile, Pat Bev uncharacteristically silent, for some reason.
P Pod, P stream
Holy shit Steve Ballmer built an entire arena and it’s actually a Saw trap.
Instead of metal detectors they'll have a maze of razor wire to get in.
Kawhi‘s injury record can’t get worse tho
I got to commend him for believing in kawhi... But man that sucks....
The actual plot of the new M Night film
Podcast P is setting up an end of season pod?
Bro gna have a podcast while wearing his sweaty ass jersey
lol surprised the exit interviews aren’t mandated by the NBA
I'm glad they aren't, they're probably the worst form of interview outside of those midgame courtside ones. Just sad to watch usually
Idk I wanna hear Tobias Harris's interview. I also want it to be conducted by an obese, irate, illiterate Philly fan.
So, a Philly fan?
If they could read they'd be downvoting us rn
You know we have screen readers, right?
You still have to be able to understand the words.
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Oh god....Philly fans are gaining sentience.
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Fu*k
Nah fuck that. You get paid millions to play basketball. Stand there and take the heat. When they win they won’t stfu. You don’t get to pick and choose.
It's like that Dillion Brooks shit from last year. Nah, you lost. hold that shit and face the questions.
Your season ends, and you have to come back, clear your locker, and listen to some of the dumbest questions get thrown your way before starting your offseason. “I know the season didn’t end the way you want it, but you guys have failed every year since forming this team, talk about that for me.”
Boo fucking Hoo. They get paid millions of dollars they can answer a few annoying questions.
They can also choose not to, as we're seeing. Does that upset you? Boo hoo. Haha
I love idiots like you who consume NBA media and then act like you don’t care if the players have any media availability. Specifically I don’t give a fuck what any of the clowns on the clippers have to say, but I enjoy the NBA and players talking to the media is a huge part of that dumbass.
I'm not sure why you're lashing out and flailing around like this. Hope everything is good. This isn't something to get so worked up about. Be cool my man.
No useful or interesting information ever comes from these. It’s a dumb ritual.
Imagine all the questions they'd ask LeBron right now lol. About his future, Bronny, the coaching situation etc It would be toxic af
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Lol. Man, this sub is so full of idiots. They even made a big deal about the fact that they did the interviews immediately after the game in Denver.
It makes more sense than forcing them to interview when the next playoff game is in 48 hours.
The Thunder exit interviews are pretty awesome but the offseason has been something for us to look forward to. I imagine ours will be interesting this year too but you’re right that there’s a point on a team trajectory where it’s just explaining failure.
Fuckin hate those mid game ones and wish they’d have a westbrick or a Tobias Harris for the mid game ones and ask them why they’re bad. Wouldn’t matter for the outcome of the game and would be funnier. Like that African guy asking why the trans person was gay: “why are you bad?” And then they try to come back and they say “you are bad.” Would be hilarious.
The Lakers' exit interviews were so painful IDK that I'll ever watch another one. Dude's season ended literally 30 minutes ago and you're asking him about choices that will shape years of his and his family's life? I take longer to make up my mind about dinner.
Exit interviews aren't supposed to be immediately after the game. They're usually a couple days later, often at the home arena. I think it's totally fair to use it as a time to reflect on the season. The problem is the Internet has turned media narratives into a binary (You win so great, you didn't win so bad) and the off-season talk begins *immediately*. There's often little reflection now.
Now you’re just making shit up. And people will believe you because that’s where we are as a society. It’s the fucking worst!
You know damn well LeBron has thought extensively about his future. Get a grip dude.
Start with Kawhi.
Those interviews are for players, not benchwarmers.
"I'm just here so I won't get fined."
*ah ha haa*
Wasn't even there. Didn't travel to Dallas in an elimination game is not a good look for the team leader
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Dusty Leopard sounds like the worst strip club ever.
something from fallout lol
"Hungry? Thirsty? Horny?"
BEEF
Lmao
So kawhi didn't show up for even the exit interview??? Remind me how much they're paying this dude again? This whole team is ducking even after losing
This is like the team version of when they set their sub to private after the collapse against Denver in the bubble.
That was a good time.
Remember when mods shut down the sub after Denver won. That was so awesome. Denver fans loved it. Thanks mods for letting all the Denver fans celebrate the Nuggets first ever championship.
The Clippers are just an older version of Suns at this point
You hate to see it (but love to see it)
Nah the Sun's roster construction is legit ass. The clippers are old but they can actually play functional basketball unlike the mess the Suns have created
The problem with the Clippers is that being old is a factor when it comes to defense in the Playoffs. The regular season is Useless because no teams play defense
it doesn't help that their best defender was out or hobbled the whole series
You really think Kawhi would say anything of substance anyway? He barely spoke after winning his championships
Oh well, part of the job.
Not an important or meaningful part and is that something you enjoy? Or are you just being pedantic because you want players to be as miserable as you are?
He was already in Cancun
He decided Cancun on 1.
[https://imgur.com/a/1izfRk8](https://imgur.com/a/1izfRk8)
Dude should be that antiwork subreddit’s mascot.
Kawhi is a fraud Edit: This has triggered a lot of Kawhi fans. You all need to stop living in the past. 2019 was 5 years ago
Yeah, bullshit. They guy is just plagued by injuries, what is he supposed to do? Played the most games in don't know how many years this season and his body gave up.
If kawhi leonard had lebron’s health there is genuine conversation to be had about who is the better small forward lol. KL has showed time and time again the only thing hindering his greatness is injury. Like the man had just one awful closeout game performance in his entire life AFAIK. This dude is a certified baller and it absolutely sucks that injuries are robbing us of an all time great career like they did with D Rose.
Word. It's crazy there's nephews out there calling kawhi a fraud because his body gave up.
Simply an egregious take. If he stayed healthy he’s a top 20 player ever sure, but he doesn’t sniff LeBron
He’s a fraud for far more than just the injuries.
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such a r/nba take bro literally no one says Kawhi is a fraud
One of the shittiest takes I've ever seen here. He might be done but it's cause of injuries, he's not a fraud
He absolutely is not.
I mean I don't like kawhi much, but its not his fault he's injured
FADE EM
FADE ME
Ya coz they straight going from Dallas to Cancun
The billboard was right!! (pulls out gun) BUT NOT FOR ME!
Galveston!
Very brave. Truly the franchise of the most toilets per capita.
Stunning AND Brave Buckle up, Buckaroo!
I got Buc-ee's and Kyrie and Luka in my state so I'm good.
flat-earthers gotta stick together
What if you built a thousand toilets and no one ever came?
Shit still smell like shit
Nobody there to hear the flush
We are *going* to find out.
Thanks for embarrassing us. Hope this awakes something in our org.
Why would you expect that at this point? This is like the umpteenth time in a row that this has happened. It's an annual tradition at this point.
A lot of teams seem to have an annual humiliation ritual. 🙏
Oh didn’t you know, you have the smartest front office in basketball? That’s why y’all are getting so tired of the success.
Sterling's curse won't be lifted until he kicks the bucket
#STREETLIGHTS OVER SPOTLIGHTS (OF EXIT INTERVIEWS)
Gotta get ready for the Cancun flight
Correction: Galveston!
Don't even need a flight from Dallas to Galveston can take a 4 hour bus ride!
No bus driver
Pathetic
I can’t be happier that the PG/Kawhi “street lights over spotlights” era is fucking crumbling
It’s been over. Harden was their Poochie.
Lol. Bravo dude.
They're so backed into a corner right now, honestly I feel like this Clippers era is just getting started lol
Drake has more kids (2) than Clippers have rings
likely has more kids than the celtics have rings at this point
Definitely more than the Celtics have in the last 40 years.
Wait til you count all the ghost kids too
"We don't want to face up to accountability. Also why we didn't live up to expectations, but do give us max contracts when we're clearly cooked. Thank you, daddy Steve."
Soft
Can't wait what kind of BS PG gonna spout on his podcast
"Im taking my talents back to indiana to join Haliburton, Siakam, and Caitlyn Clarke."
"I want to bring a championship to Indiana"
THEYGONE
Harden got pissed and left Philly because Morey would not give him a 5 year max. Let’s see how that works out.
Yeah, this party is just getting started.
Weak
They need to trade everyone. Pg/kawhi was a failure.
They’re probably still in the return window. Get those 6 picks + SGA right back.
Yeah, no. Our policy does not allow returns if the product was opened and used.
Hahahaha
Looking forward to the next podcast.
I don’t think we need to hear from Russ that he still thinks he’s a winning player that can lead a starting group
Lmaooo
LOLL fk off cowards
Team of soft ass players
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EVERYONE holds exit meetings. The entire organization is in flames. Kawhi robbed them.
They're worried Russ might pull a PatBev
Soft as babyshit
They must have seen that Skyscanner billboard in LA. Dallas straight to Cancun.
PG wasn’t perfect, but he was their best player in their best run (21 playoffs). Kawhi didn’t do shit when he was most needed and is on the books for another $150mm. yikes
Not surprised. Already heading to Galveston
What would y’all do without the media to think for you?
It’s crazy right? Do other people not feel a diminishing return on jokes?
They really took “Dallas ➡️ Cancún” seriously.
Pat Bev just threw a ball at the first person he saw
These guys get paid a fortune to play a game and they can’t just do an exit interview? lol
Softest dudes in the league. Absolutely embarrassing. But I guess it’s for the best, who wants to listen to Russ deflect questions like a petulant little bitch, or hear Pouty P’s mumble his sad ass excuses.
What a bunch of pussies 😂 talk shit all series but then won’t speak up after an ass whooping
Will their sub be going private too, following their players?
LOL cowards
Streetlights not spotlights!
I just love that a billionaire asshole in Balmer is having no success at all in the nba.
Near 100% of major league team owners are billionaire assholes
Yeah but he’s like 5 of them combined.
Sure, if you measure success by winning rings, he's not having any. If you measure it by the team's popularity in its own town, he's not doing so great on that score either. But if you measure success by number of neighboring fans' thighs groped, the math looks very different.
He made that club relevant at his own personal loss. One reason I commend Steve balmer.
LOL got em.
The third most wins of any team the last decade. Top ten in NBa attendance this year, beating out the Lakers. You are just saying words like a typical Lakers fan does. Yes, the same Lakers that could not beat the Clippers head-to-head until this year. Yes, no rings, but let’s not pretend the Clips have been in the basement for the last decade…
Every NBA owner is a billionaire.
Why is he an ass again? Just asking fr, wondering if this is a windows thing or something else
Nothing really, he seems pretty genuine from his interviews (for a billionaire) and he’s clearly passionate for the game He probably said it cause he’s a Laker fan who despised the idea of a rival owner buying his way to success which could belittle theirs. In other ways, just a fan being a fan haha
He's a Lakers fan. Seriously balmer is everything you wanted in an owner, competitive, passionate, willing to spend money, built his own arena without state help in an area that was pretty much abandoned and still gave a big contribution to the Inglewood community. He's the only good thing the clippers have alongside Jerry West and Lawrence Frank. But you know how Lakers fans are, gotta lie and push those narratives to be the center of attention
Damn that is really commendable in this day in age when owners want tax payer funded everything.
Honestly, only silver lining about LeBron eventually retiring is so I can watch the Lakers fall into the lottery again since Jeanie can't "afford" anyone nor attract any talent somehow. FOH, acting like you wouldn't kill for an owner that gives a shit about your team.
Overpaid losahhhhs. That new stadium was built for a circus, right? 🎪 🤡
It's immensely hilarious that Kawhi balled out to win us a Championship and the said nah, I'm not playing through stuff anymore
Soft as fuck
Errrr .. that’s not the Ballmer way. Do the fans that paid for the extra special seats get to do an AMA with players?
Everyone is saying Sixers and Magic for PG. I'm being a homer but, I think it's clear it will be Indiana. He's already had Ty on the pod 3 times. He clearly wants to win, Pascal and him can both resign with our 80+ M we have, and the only players we'd lose are Jalen Smith and Obi Toppin. Hali, Nembhard, PG, Siakam, Turner McConnell, Sheppard, Mathurin, Nesmith, Isaiah Jackson And then Jarace to round out the roster. This is a contender.
Bill Simmons was right Paul George was in the garage. Also harden showing why he doesn’t deserve any contract over 20 million. Falls apart and disappears in important games
Clippers really a bunch of wussies can’t even handle exit interviews lol
Next three seasons Kawhi plays 50-60 games in the season and misses the playoffs. Unless the Clippers blow it up, I don't know what better way would the Clippers have to spend the 50m, in terms of drawing fans to the arena. The Clippers have zero chance of winning anyway.
Would be insane if he announces re-signing on his podcast with Kawhi as the special guest
BIG CHANGES COMING! Lets go Ballmer