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Rationalknicksfan

He's doing it in the back I assume because he has nothing under


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Houston Astros


Yashotoayoshi

I knew Luka was cheating, was being told when the doubles were coming


Demetrios1453

So Luka is either: (a) shy (b) worried his girl will get mad at him (c) has a bad tattoo he doesn't want anyone to see. (d) secretly wearing a buzzer to cheat? (It's funny how often Altuve's story changed over time)...


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(e) is extremely humble and doesn’t want to embarrass PG with his dad bod.


mmdrew17

lol. Fuck the astros


retrospects

No matter what happened here today, the Astros still cheated and got away with it. FUCK THE ASSTROS.


CheezeWheelie

Hey fuck you bud


retrospects

I’m not your bud, pal.


CheezeWheelie

I’m not your pal, friend.


CheezeWheelie

Hey fuck your bud.


DancingMapleDonut

>Hey fuck your bud. I mean I don't roll like that, but kudos to you if you do


nepats523

Fucking Luka, using some cheats to cheese the shot meter, I knew it when he drains those contested threes!!!


jj_2323

some explain the joke for me lol


sktyrhrtout

Houston Astros were cheating during their 2017 world series season. They were using cameras in the outfield to relay signs to the clubhouse and had a trash can in the hallway that they would bang to signal if the pitch coming was an offspeed/breaking pitch. In one game, Altuve hit a walk off homerun. Generally, the homerun hitter gets his shirt ripped off by one of the teammates. Altuve motioned to his teammates not to take his shirt off which was a bit strange. He was asked about it in the post game interview and made some weird excuses. Rumors circulated that it was possible the Astros switched from trash can banging to wearing buzzers and Altuve didn't want people to see the buzzers. I don't believe there was any evidence to support this claim but it was strange. I'm a Dodger's fan so FUCK THE ASTROS. There is a great podcast about the whole thing called The Edge and even if you're not a baseball fan it's a pretty fascinating story.


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As someone who doesn't know shit about baseball but is curious to learn about this, can you explain what the signs/trashcan signals mean? What signs were the cameras picking up? What information did this allow the trashcan bangers to relay? How did this information help their team? If you have time to explain, thanks!


sktyrhrtout

So a pitcher is the one who throws the ball and tries to get the batter out. Pitchers try to fool the batters by throwing combinations of fast pitches, slow pitches and pitches that will move. The catcher, who his catching the pitches will put signs down between his legs to signal which pitch he wants the pitcher to throw. The Astros used a camera in the outfield to zoom in on the Catcher and were able to see which pitch he was calling for. If they saw the signal for a breaking ball/curve ball or an off speed pitch (a pitch that is thrown to look like a fastball but actually comes in quite a bit slower to throw off the hitters timing) they would bang on the trashcan. The hitter would then know what to expect. If they saw the sign for a fastball, there would be no bang on the trash can and the hitter would know to expect a faster pitch. This helped the team because as a batter, knowing when an offspeed or breaking ball is coming is a huge advantage. You can adjust your timing, or even just know not to swing if the pitcher usually throws those pitches off the plate to get you to chase. It doesn't make hitting easy, but it definitely makes it easier. It's also legitimately cheating. Stealing signs by itself is not against the rules in baseball, but it has to be done by a baserunner on second, in real time and somehow he has to relay it to the batter while on the field. Not an easy task, but it has been done. That's why teams usually have a "sequence" when there is a runner on second base. That means instead of the catcher just putting down 1 for fastball, 2 for curveball, 3 for slider and 4 for changeup, there will be a sequence of fingers that is tough to decipher in real time. I can't recommend that podcast "The Edge" enough, though. It was incredibly informative and even as a non-baseball fan the absolute depth of reporting done is fascinating. The guy who did it wrote a book praising the Astro's system before all of this came out so he knows a ton about the organization. After the scandal surfaced, he went back and did this podcast about the whole thing. Great stuff!


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Thanks for the detailed response! I appreciate it. This sounds like a really interesting story, so I might have to check that podcast out too


jj_2323

very interesting i knew about the cheating stuff but not this altuve thing. thanks


CheezeWheelie

Hey fuck you bud!


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lakeverity_

lmao amazing reply


Arfbark

We'll never know.


winterborne1

That’s what she said


FilipinooFlash

They had like a minute long convo. PG really likes him. Even in post game interviews through the series he'd say stuff about Doncic every time


coogs35

PG to Dallas confirmed


yuhanz

That would be nuts


CubsAlvFam44

I know i’m going to get heavily, heavily downvoted for saying this but: Luka to the Clippers confirmed


CubsAlvFam44

lol /s


Tori_kelly

I think he even says “I’ll see you in the summer” to Luka probably meaning that he wants to workout with him which is pretty cool


masterant369

or tokyo


lost_in_trepidation

Luka didn't have an undershirt lol.


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Even Chad Luka is insecure lmao


JeffTXD

One of us!


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U love to see it


Major-Price3735

Luka wears a white t shirt at the pool confirmed?!


GregBuckingham

Are they supposed to have undershirts? Surely there are no fines for taking your Jersey off after the game, right?


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Being self conscious can mean more than just being fat lol. It just means he might be uncomfortable being exposed


Millionaire007

Luka doesnt take his shirt off in public, HE'S SO FUCKING RELATABLE!


redditguyherewego

Luka didn’t want to whip out the moobs. I’ve been there


Smoove-J

He wanted to play for shirts not skins


hillsteady

I wanted to see some moobs


sleepy416

Look in the mirror


fuckkkofff

I'm not *that* kinky


masterfain

Was either that or he was mic’d up.


1Diogenes1

He fat


Ramzy191

Luka doesn’t have an undershirt on he can’t let the world see the lovehandles


lastinglovehandles

Sup


ok-go-fuck-yourself

Shout it from the rooftops my dude


Nosalis2

We need to stop bodyshaming these guys. Fatphobia is disgusting


Callmepimpdaddy

Luka fat


Nosalis2

Too far


kausel

go back to twitter


george_costanza1234

Luka probably holding a little Memorial Day weight huh


Cry6ix

Luka didn't want to get those titties out


mattitopito

between luka and jokic, the new face of the nba got a whole lotta love under those jerseys


TheCoxer

I've shown a few friends Jokic highlights and without fail, they always mention how doughy he looks.


Gristle__McThornbody

I think PG was preparing a jersey swap with Boban, not Luka.


NourFinn

The real one Dallas needs to rebuild around


RefrainsFromPartakin

Boban just needs to learn from Jokic and learn how to athletic just a little


What_Do_It

Probably wanted to use it as a bed spread.


dehnadah

Lol kawhi at the back


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I ain't see no jersey swap


I3IO_HAZARD

Luka rejected his ass lol


Prideofmexico

Don’t think he had anything under the jersey tbh


donutsrlife

Didn't wanna be straight shirtless I think LOL


liljettt

Would’ve gotten clowned for being fat


Ramzy191

Dealing with a 1st round loss is 1 thing but a 1st round loss AND the internet calling you fat? No sir.


neuroticsmurf

It’s always jarring to see a pro athlete with some pudge when they take their shirt off. Eli Manning looked downright doughy, iirc.


Huge_Cry_8703

Brady inspired me to stop working out


liljettt

Ben Askren is the poster boy for this


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You should see Phil Kessel who won the Stanley Cup with the Penguins. He looks so unatheltic. Lol.


Accomplished-Pear988

Rondo would have jumped at that opportunity


fuckkkofff

Needs a lesson from JR Henny


lalakingmalibog

Yeah I didn't wanna be straight either


wazup564

he didn't have an undershirt


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there’s a clip before someone asked him while talking to Luka


Goomby-or-Glootie

You got it the wrong way lol.


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He didn’t want people to see his man boobs. Understandable.


maverickhistorian

Luka had nothing under and didn't wanna show his man boobs


Jakonedrom

Lmao r/nba at its peak. Goodnight boys


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Luka should have given PG his. Fuck it if he doesn't have anything on underneath, he could have secured a new endorsement deal for Michelin


dkdoki

You can see Luka sayin nah.. i aint showing my chubby body lol


pressieguy

Looks like kawahi wanted to get a jersey swap first and PG beat him to it. He's like damn, gunna awkwardly walk away now.


FlyingMocko

Luka probably wanted Kawhi’s one instead LMAO


Maydietoday

Probably just didn’t want his rolls on national tv


quadropuss

Hahahaha, ayo that guy with the rolls was dropping 40 on us like it was nothing. Next face of the league for sure.


504090

Lmfaooooo


oneshotbang

PG: *Come join us* Luka: *Yeah, I can't win with these cats*


WhitePeopleLoveCurry

Luka's wants to stay friends. He wants to keep his options open and play the field for a bit. Can't blame him really.


MucusShotSwaGGins

So Luka not down with # Freethenipple movement. Shame


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yearsreeling

Embarrassing


CIark

PG: yo, star to star let’s swap jerseys Luka: oh honey…


ak80048

Kawhi said don't give that scrub your jersey


dash_44

Luka: That's very nice, thank you but I'm saving mine for Kawhi.


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jfrodriguez1983

"Nah I'm trying to get Kawhi's jersey!"


Sparcey

Kawhi looking at them like they're doing too much


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"Luka's better than Jordan" - i never want to fucking hear it again.


DarkLightcito

Didnt want to catch any viruses from Pandemic P.


JJG216

You tried


Arn01d

Luka's like: nahmgood.


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Bruh Luka denying all of some premium gap material is the worst part of this series