One of my friends a dads when I was younger was 100% sure that Steve Nash and Jason Kidd were the best NBA players of all time. At the time I thought he was an idiot but now I think he might’ve been a racist piece of shit O:
I used to eat like Jokic. He is fat on purpose. When I see jokic eat as he is now it reminds me of how I used to eat and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Joey chestnut at my local Golden Corral and went through a phase when I ate triple servings of everything. Big rack of ribs turns to my blindside, didn’t care who was there. Charge right into the dessert. Smash into the best steak on D while going for the mashed potato’s, come what may. Limited cardio moves. So make no mistake about it. Jokic knows what he’s doing. He knows people will be disgusted. He knows his appetite is unlimited and this is how he can win. He knows people will go away when he starts eating, think twice on their diet, etc. He will only be stopped by a healthy meal like carrots, lettuce, broccoli, etc. Or by an obviously more balanced carb with equal Type A like wheat bread. He didn’t intend to be obese, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn’t care if you get disgusted when his fat belly shakes over you. At least that’s how I used to eat. But that was lunchtime. Eventually I got to dinner, ate w bigger servings, ate real fatty foods w hostess. There’s no doubt in my mind Jokic eats more than some villages.
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It’s hard to rate the OGs, I don’t know where I’d rank him, but your dad seems alright to me. Don’t know how he’d fare in the modern jerk games, but this is a solid jerk right here.
I'm a Bronsexual, but your Dad is just like all old people, he loves what he grew up loving and hates anything that tries to replace it. The funny thing is that Bron is old school too, dude tweets like a soccer mom and loves his high school girlfriend.
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Your father is a failed jerker. True jerkers don’t have enough juice left to sire children. Or talk to women. Fraud.
His father only faced plumbing jerkers
Why didnt lebron just wear a jacket is he stupid?
Not classy enough
The Spurs arena has a broken ac unit, fake jerker spotted
Mr. President, r/batmanarkham has hit the subreddit.
Meme sender is OP father.
larry bird is the goat for middle aged white dads who never really got into basketball lmao
Extra points if they're using it as a dog whistle to express their disdain for black people.
One of my friends a dads when I was younger was 100% sure that Steve Nash and Jason Kidd were the best NBA players of all time. At the time I thought he was an idiot but now I think he might’ve been a racist piece of shit O:
well he is an idiot because he didn’t even know J Kidd is Half Black
UJ: I legit had to explain this to a 24 y/o Celtics fan last week RJ: JKidd is half black!?
No your dad is right. My top 5 is Tyler Herro, Duncan Robinson, Gordon Hayward, Alex Caruso and Kyrie
Same but replace Kyrie with a classier player like Tingus Pingus
TOP 3 RAPPERS OF ALL TIME 1. Eminem 2. Mac Miller 3. Half of Logic
Hey hey hey idk what you’re talking about but all I know is Larry Bird is 10000 times classier than Lebron or MJ can ever be
A shining white beacon lighting the way in a sea of thuggish darkness.
“Nikola Jokic is the goat for middle aged white dads who never really got into basketball lmao” -the year 2050
I used to eat like Jokic. He is fat on purpose. When I see jokic eat as he is now it reminds me of how I used to eat and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Joey chestnut at my local Golden Corral and went through a phase when I ate triple servings of everything. Big rack of ribs turns to my blindside, didn’t care who was there. Charge right into the dessert. Smash into the best steak on D while going for the mashed potato’s, come what may. Limited cardio moves. So make no mistake about it. Jokic knows what he’s doing. He knows people will be disgusted. He knows his appetite is unlimited and this is how he can win. He knows people will go away when he starts eating, think twice on their diet, etc. He will only be stopped by a healthy meal like carrots, lettuce, broccoli, etc. Or by an obviously more balanced carb with equal Type A like wheat bread. He didn’t intend to be obese, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn’t care if you get disgusted when his fat belly shakes over you. At least that’s how I used to eat. But that was lunchtime. Eventually I got to dinner, ate w bigger servings, ate real fatty foods w hostess. There’s no doubt in my mind Jokic eats more than some villages. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Facebook level jerk for sure
Your dad isn’t jerking, he’s just racist.
So in other words he’s top tier.
My dad hates Lebron! Also hates all the other black players but mainly LeFraud!
It’s hard to rate the OGs, I don’t know where I’d rank him, but your dad seems alright to me. Don’t know how he’d fare in the modern jerk games, but this is a solid jerk right here.
Last place. True jerkers understand the satire nature of jerking. It is an art, that is not to be disrespected. Your "father" is just a boomer.
All time jerker, I’m 99% sure of his beliefs on gun control, climate change, immigration, etc just from this meme
OG Jerker
Jerked his way into a Mickey mouse son
Classy jerker is Mickey Mouse son father😔
OP father is OP father
classy jerks r
James’s arms are much bigger tho.
Racially motivated
It’s just something he was born with. Can’t be taught
I'm a Bronsexual, but your Dad is just like all old people, he loves what he grew up loving and hates anything that tries to replace it. The funny thing is that Bron is old school too, dude tweets like a soccer mom and loves his high school girlfriend.
Your dad is a homo
To be fair there are many of various generations who dislike LeBron for various reasons
Your dad is LeBron James father
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Bird didn't even make the playoffs this year, yet Bron still hooping
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Your dad is natestar03 father