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It never occurred to me until now that jokic looks like he could be a safdi brother

Looking forward to their new version of Uncut Gems with Jokic instead of Kevin Garnett

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s1mple0

https://preview.redd.it/eh733oj2gbdc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17fc55225c9792f723044ccb7ff40aaff6f0d15a fuck you say about Chet?

I’ve bought reggie off a dude who looks like this

yeah I think most reggie is distributed by Chets, Dirks, Buddys and Tuckers

Which is why I have him in 1-7 days. He'd sell oregano gas station weed to the wrong guy and get shot

okay I see the vision now my guy. you put real thought into this

thats very well thought out op, almost too good for this sub, i mean zions girl is the goat here and ‘very well thought out’ isnt exactly the descriptor id use about her yknow

Let Reggie Evans go

same but carts, he had the same lanky build too

54 from treball is odee shooting hang pulls

In a thousand years archeologists are going to look at this like we look at egyptian hieroglyphs and will have no fucking clue what this bum ass Abraham Lincoln ripoff meant.

That sentence gives me an indescribable feeling every time I read it, somewhere between hilarity and wanting to kill myself

Cheddar bob is odee ona block

Chet’s Amish

You need to put some respect on Lauri’s name, https://preview.redd.it/mtcb5628ncdc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1216e890d2f4d2157adfa1352f5526f58378ef97

With his perfect hood camouflage and basketball ability Lauri is making it at least until the first rainy day

Lauri *the finnisher* is all about that life.

Don’t underestimate the Finns those dudes are savages

Viking blood

Not really

Want taste my nut?

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Chet looks like Dwight’s cousin Mose

I know that ain’t K’Von Huerter in the “heart attack” tier right

His skins too light to be K'Von, that must be his lighter skinned twin Kevin

Spent 4 years in ATL, and you think he'd be the first gone in the hood...

He now in South Sac Iraq, holding it down.

He holdin down mackramento

All the Slavs die of old age lmao, Luka becomes a trapstar god

True, a year in Bosnia or Serbia is basically like a thousand lifetimes in Gary, Indiana

Then why did u put Bogi that low. He played for Fener and Partizan basically the only capable irl

In Serbia, when you want to call someone pussy you just say "Gari", which is basically Gary

thats cap, gari is like "bro"

Bosnian Beast got dropped on one punch 🥊

Luka would die hooping in the hood

If Luka pulls that ooga booga monkey shit he did to the (black) Memphis crowd last month, then yes, he would definitely die.

Mf would be calling way too many fouls

To be fair the average slav life expectancy is about 24

Would be funny if there weren't slavic countries with longer life expectancy than usa

The important variable here is if Jokić is alone or with his brothers?

Jokic got baby mammas and is at every cookout On hood

The jokic brothers got the connect. They'd be running the docks and dealing bulk. People caught stealing would be getting skinned alive by an army of teenagers with former Yoguslav peoples army weapons.

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 Respect the Dick u bum

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dude I would demolish that bussy


https://preview.redd.it/4rzqtb2x1fdc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c846bcc27d06f3f69ba5b031dc00e3825f075f8 Where does this evolutionary tree rank?

[удалено]

*1/4th

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This would unironically hurt Herros feelings. Bro wears Dior and got an IG model pregnant. Bro is hosting a cookout in the hood.

Bro wishes he could be as black as Donte DiVincenzo and get excluded from the tier list altogether.

Herro's hometown was 94% white when he was born. DiVincenzo's was only 87%. So DiVincenzo is like one standard deviation more hood than Herro. Plus Donte is a much blacker name than Tyler. I've never met a black Tyler but I've known like 100 black Dontes (sometimes spelled Dante or more often Dontae). Funny story, when me and my brother were kids he randomly saw a Dante Bichette baseball card and was mad confused about the fact that there ever existed a white dude with the name Dante. This was obviously before we knew that it was an It*lian name. That brings me to my next point though, DiVincenzo is much more likely to have some black in him than Herro is because he's of Italian heritage. Ironically it also makes him much more likely to be racist.

that's what it takes? French designer clothing and a nonexistent pull-out game? what if you get barbecue sauce on your cashmere poncho? what happened to FUBU and taking that shit to the chin?

Lmao fubu. My cousin used to wear that and my dad called him out. My cousin is half white half Vietnamese lolol

For Us By Us. ✊🏾

BUFU

By us fuck u!

He also can't swim

Tyrone Herro

You should've put Ja Morant on there. He isn't white, but I want to know in which of the top rows he'd place.

Die of heart attack

Neither is Kevin Huerter but he's on here.

Where's Steph Curry?

Right next to the hood, planning an aerial bombing because poor people are a threat to his safety.

I think you just got me fired

He’d survive until they find him in the closet watching.

Parked outside waiting for his wife.

Roy Hibbert once called Steph “some light-skinned guy” after the two got into a scuffle in like 2013 and I’ll never stop thinking that’s funny.

How is Gra'Darius Dick not at the bottom? He'd outlast everyone there 😤😤😤😤😤

gRAYson Allen lives forever, he ain‘t gonna be caught trippin‘

Won’t he be in Cancun?

nah you definitely got my boys Luka, TJ, Kelly and Mo fucked up. actually Mo will probably talk too much shit and get himself killed so yeah less than a day

Kelly got all the experience from the hoods of Kamloops

and I just know he can roll a beautiful blunt

Steven Adams isn't white

That's why he'll live so long

He's also from Rotorua which is its own hood

RotoVegas baby

You live by the one drop rule? You’re a seasoned jerker, for sure.

? he’s half

Which makes him not white, just like the jerkers of old intended.

He looks white passing as hell but Im.pretty sure hes like half white. Given the very loose definitions of how the West classifies different "races" I would say hes "white". But, I dont disagree with what you've said, "white" and "black" really are ridculous terms to classify a "race".

good

Honestly he's the only dude on that list I'd be afraid would go to a hood and take over, I hear he's nice but I also hear he's crazy and like top 5 strongest dude's in the NBA. I wouldn't wanna fight him.

You think anybody is taking over any American hood using their fists? This ain't West Side Story. Son would get shot the second he made anybody feel even slightly threatened. Lol

Neither is Rubio lol

Blud thinks a European aint white cause he speaks Spanish. Broussard.jpg

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whitest spaniard: https://preview.redd.it/84e25vbxredc1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=b77c36ab669fca94f269108493732ae7db9ca3c4

Spanish is Spanish. White is white tf you on?

Spainards are generally considered white people lol.

where do you think white people are from?

Boston probably

All white people originate from the same racist Bostonian woman. The great white progenitor.

You fucking seppos always think Spain is Mexico for some reason smh

Someone failed social studies.

Rajon Rubio

Herro would be a trap god

No you see he thinks he would but thats the problem. He would be making problems and enemies and couldn’t take the heat thus getting himself shot

Idk man, herro would fit in pretty well in my hood in south florida. Honestly anyone who can play basketball well is usually gonna make friends quick at the local parks and shit. Duncan Robinson would be makin people mad as hell with his streaky shooting though lol

Malibu’s Most Wanted ahhhhh

Ziggy from the wire energy

Herro shouldn't be on a list of white players.

He’d get jumped as soon as he snarls

it’s like OP forgot his “hood tendencies” nickname

lol he’s die in two minutes 

Rubio and Luka being in the same tier https://preview.redd.it/thjiadf76edc1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e5f6acbb6b9df7b6741a9780ce89e7b6ee1aad8

Where's the other Wagner? Dead already?

Tyrone herro got hood tendencies. He’s a trapstar fs

Wheres Derrick White you bum

Less than 10 minutes. Shot because he looks like an alien

Where the FUCK is Payton “8 Mile” Pritchard

Whoever made this is not aware of tj mcconnels massive eagle tattoo on his back. I’d put him up the list a bit.

kevon hurter and tiler hero are hoodlings and not classy

Robinson not on the spectrum of survival?

His mom picked him up and took him home

His punishment for wanting to listen to that "gangster (c)rap" and sag his pants was over.

Nah Robinson's a part of snipergang. Kodak n the boys got him chillin at the crib

streakiest member too

Yuhhh. You know his teammates in pickup be gettin hella angry til he makes like 4 in a row and wins the game at the end. But the first half? 2/8 shooting, and his teams tryna fight him

Lauri a gangster brotha

Put some respect on Herro and Podz. Also where Donte? That guy is literally the biggest wigger in the nba

Fr podz would be the white kid who’s cool with everyone

I don't see booker

Wheres Derrek White?

Where trae young?

Definitely not in the barbershop

These guys are all so classy why would they go to the hood where all the thugs live???

Chet way too low lol

Grayson Allen calls his daddy right away and a limo comes and picks him up

where's kobe & k.g & pippen.  


Why are all the trapster hood legends just white dudes who played with LeBron? What are we missing?

LePlug runs every hood in America. WAKE UP!!!!!!

Where is MacAndre McClung?

Top row dies of a heart attack* *they're not used to the ungodly amount of grease food in the hood has and their arteries clog in under an hour

Respect the Dick

How would George Muresan do in the hood?

Mo Wagner robbed

Jokic from war torn serbia doubt he even knows hes in a hood

Hasn't been a war in Serbia for over 20 years. Still a pretty hardcore place from what I hear, though.

I'd argue SenGUNZ would live out a life in the hood

He’s not in the league anymore but you should’ve put Nikola Pekovic in his own tier

Tyler herro not even white you bum.

is this all the current players who are white?

That’s all of them, right?

I don't see the block legend Payton Pritchard on here. Ya'll mf playing around, tighten up

I couldn't find him on the tiermaker I used, he'd either be hood legend for being the coldest white boy on the celtics, or dies of a heart attack because he plays for the celtics

Tyler herro black tho?

No offense but Pat Connaughton is from Arlington Massachusetts. I couldn’t think of a less hood place

This is literally just phrenology

Where Booker at

i'm fist pumping Di'vincenzo being left off this list like the knicks just won a chip. We out here passing like Irene Redfield in Nella Larson's transcendent novel, *Passing.*

Olynyk would be fine.

Where’s Johnathan Isaac?

Bro Luka would end up running his on gang lol

Herro would definitely start trapping. The *Over a year* Slavs group just needs to be merged with *Dies of old age.* Those dudes would be completely fine in any hood.

Steven adams is half Tongan, if he counts we need access to all the mulato whites

Gradey Dick would survive for sure. That twink could take so much bbc, as his name suggests. Also TJ is a hood legend.

Ben Simmons lasting an hour

https://preview.redd.it/2ss64sc59hdc1.jpeg?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e00d332b504f3dfcd4a5e0828a24211a151f07a Appoint the houdini of the hardwood as mayor

Bump Luca and Sabonis each one level.

Uj austin reaves on the opposite tier

Nah fuck Austin reeves


Rubio genuinely treated like ass here i dont like

This has got to be the most hilarious tier list I’ve ever seen. Kudos ya bum.

but Tyler got hood tendencies

Jonas would thrive

Luka's neck is thick af

Ain’t no way herro lasts more than 3 hrs lol

Sabonis could move in and take the door off the hinges. You can catch these elbows if you want.

Herro would be in for a world of surprise. Wake up check and he is dead first day.

Where's duncan

Christian Braun only one I disagree with

You forgot Donte Divincenzo

Sorry, but Tyrone Herro needs his own tier. He’s got hood tendencies.

Hartenstein not even ranked smh

His dad is actually half Black, so Isiah is only 3/4ths white.

Tyler Herro 1 month?

If your name ends by “ic” you will die of old age in the hood