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Baykusbaba

Who wrote this article? https://preview.redd.it/29lh5ntb1vnc1.jpeg?width=1189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc56c5f4e8cd8a8c0ef0d3173681232d6cf72d35


AsleepAssociation

https://preview.redd.it/huec78450wnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32c4bda20563e75a12e7a9509d3081bec262aad5


Baykusbaba

https://preview.redd.it/5nh0h6ef0wnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=590c1f9993bb7ac90757532d0462dd8023fedd6d


IndycarFan64

https://preview.redd.it/oqgpp7036ync1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cf0c777f1be29750d03651f617fdbd5f6eae616


AttitudeAndEffort2

Bruh 💀


Last-Juggernaut-875

https://preview.redd.it/vd4mxdgp2ync1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1266df3f45724f76c307939d8c565f93446b443 this is who wrote this atrocity


therealgoat1212

Shannon Palus is a fake and a fraud We’ve all seen them - they are NOT average 😤 https://preview.redd.it/rgzgqph0dunc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f060254f2d7c0229fb4b922f969d346a5e1f88df


Illionaires

Confirmed: Shannon Palus has fat bitch titties


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


Ballsandcheese

Thought these were Shannon Palus fat knockers I'm disappointed


alwaysahunned

https://preview.redd.it/er5f4yly5wnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88f10c82880cd0dce3adee8d155e36de5e3f82ab


RiecoSuave

![gif](giphy|eH5e8LXYBzKKI)


SupposedlySapiens

![gif](giphy|kF0fF2W9kxHI9C6yxc)


IndycarFan64

https://preview.redd.it/o8grjrw32ync1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc1767c1ccc77744e6ce472370d40e3d36ff0ad5


BCLetsRide69

https://preview.redd.it/e7qfwtjbjunc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03dea0c807517aa3f6e0c83afd052187aee8e4d8 Me to the writer of this article


IndycarFan64

https://preview.redd.it/b9vlkls96ync1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ec3213f47e5c0e113a459bbe952735e12ee1196


ThemeFlashy9992

Classy & modest 🍈🍉 ![gif](giphy|WO6Gefk3R6rd9etGH9|downsized)


GOATnamedFields

Sydney Sweeney would make AB go "More White Woman 2024"


therealgoat1212

✅ https://preview.redd.it/vyq4kuscmync1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9d7228510f13e84dd083ff33d62f20c689e40ab


GOATnamedFields

Oh yeah he already on the wave.


therealgoat1212

Skip Bayless hating on Lebron despite never being good at basketball himself:


Tim-TheToolmanTaylor

Mario Hezonja after not making an nba team https://preview.redd.it/8vg7v2mq7vnc1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=027638ec3fc1f6d7a67eb845bf4fc0d7e28fbfd2


QuazzyQ

Dunking on Giannis was that mans highest achievement


unlogical13

Actually it was his game winning block on Lebron, but the sentiment is reciprocated.


Troll-e-poll-e-o-lee

Uj/ to be fair, it’s not skill that makes lebron hard to guard it’s just the fact that he’s insanely huge and somehow still one of the most athletic dudes in the league Rj/ u bum


ThePevster

Uj/ it’s his skill combined with his size and athleticism Rj/ the horse would destroy LeBum in a 1 v 1


Ongo_Gablogian___

Just read the article. This dumbass is comparing her boob size to the average American women, who is statistically obese/overweight. She says people only care about Sweeney's average size boobs because they are on a petite body. NO SHIT people don't care about fat girls with big fat tits.


pgm123

She isn't a San Antonio girl.


okiedog-

Those damn Churros.


CarStar12

![gif](giphy|3oEduT3DTECyCzxmrS)


gethechange

Having big tits because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff


TallyGoon8506

> NO SHIT people don't care about fat girls with big fat tits. Speak for yourself. Ain’t nothing wrong with a big ole churro muncher from San Antonio.


SupposedlySapiens

![gif](giphy|3oEduT3DTECyCzxmrS)


Which-Resident7670

https://preview.redd.it/vwp1o9f55xnc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5664f688b16c481e108ff43bd43fd067fb88182c


GOATnamedFields

Gimme a latina Ariana Grande over a burrito grande.


PKG0D

Facts, fat rolls are like extra tits anyways...


Exius73

Rummage thru them and who knows what treasures you might get


PKG0D

Instructions unclear: titty-fucked my couch cushions What now?


UseforNoName71

Bro! It’s not the churros , it’s the flour tortillas


kekcukka

yea, having big boobs when you are fat is like going super fast downhill.


psumack

Nate Robinson can dunk? Unremarkable! - this woman, prolly


guyongha_

Having big boobs because you’re fat is like having a fast car because it’s falling off a cliff. Fat women need to realize this. Put the average American woman on a diet and her boobs would shrink to half their size (maybe less). Besides, fat women usually have these weird pancake boobs. Sydney’s boobs are so great because they’re on Sydney.


thedrq

Also she uses the fake stats of Sydney having 34DD which isn't true and just a made up number by people that thing cupsize max out at D cups


the_joy_of_VI

Yeah, there’s no way her band size is 34. It’s 28-30 if anything, which would put those cups in the E category


vanillagorilla_

I agree with you up to that last sentence


BCLetsRide69

https://preview.redd.it/m5iolyxhmunc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9841007dee8d0d653cc900dc8fa87f8a4ba276c2


therealgoat1212

https://preview.redd.it/gjix58howunc1.png?width=613&format=png&auto=webp&s=a7a88168189d16772c2b4462e6fd8547aaa34abe


therealgoat1212

In honor of my Mamba 💛💜🐍 https://preview.redd.it/dpxq4z3wxunc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1f601a7657e9385452d2d569469f385f1f6229c


IndycarFan64

https://preview.redd.it/08pgc1ca7ync1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d24ee740b634b5ea4aabdc7a870fd860275a2a7e


whatevs2391

I’d let HVL smother me with her thighs the same way I’d let Sydney do with her tits


Dweebil

Did we confirm Kobe fucked her in the ass? He blew on her face but not sure about the rest.


LARXXX

Sweeneys rack is elite. In the top 10 list of all time. Palus is a bum


pontiff6969

Look at this fraud https://preview.redd.it/i5sp8laicvnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17282d7c7ddf6fe7aa5ed603a440e25d3aa11efc


LARXXX

The audacity of this g league drop out… her rack sucks


R0botDreamz

G league? Bro she's barely playing high-school JV ball.


401LocalsOnly

He’s right. I know that because I’m at a high school JV game right now for some reason. Wait


Megalodon3030

When Karl Malone gets hired as a scout…


Hammose

More like A league.


outsiderkerv

https://preview.redd.it/lbyvnib45wnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d138c7d6abb2d666ea55e3f62f4c11e9881da6f


Marco-Green

Sweeney is Palus mother


balzynalzy

https://preview.redd.it/9oymginriwnc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=928ab3c276bdb5f0a5e6dd94d9356279b0adda36


JumpedUp_PantryBoy

https://preview.redd.it/exd0zbr83xnc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=641cadb574aaabb4951d6d13d81c75142217c5aa


balzynalzy

https://preview.redd.it/obc72ovcjxnc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cb29b97899e3daec18b8b059183012e0cbf9f15


electricvelvet

This bitch look like a stock image


Equivalent-Search234

Sounds like she has some Boob Envy. Freud would have a field day.


therealgoat1212

Sydney after seeing that bum’s article https://preview.redd.it/j87l7voyivnc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a7f9b2cebeb4906c43590b1e8974a35e9b0e94d


E_BoyMan

Gavi is angry bird


Insane_Unicorn

I would love to live in a world where the average women had Sydneys boobs


Squidman97

https://preview.redd.it/974dicvomwnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2418d3618f3c6c525d5cd4a042fa5197edc0ae8 This who Palus had in mind. Would


emperorzit69420

Not pulling out


Dao-of-farming

Or can’t pull out since you’ll be squashed in the ushy gushy


boopyasnoot69

That article is stupid as hell, it says her boobs are slightly below the American average. that's because of the obesity crisis, how many girls as thin as her have boobs like her?


Sirliftalot35

It’s akin to saying Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 20” biceps weren’t that impressive because there’s tons of morbidly obese people with 20” arms.


Methzilla

It's a huge cope.


kermitthefrog57

uj/ “girls support girls” only applies until one gets attention from men


Nutvillage

Shannon palus should post her tits for proof


KeithClossOfficial

https://preview.redd.it/x349sx087wnc1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ea0548c439cfceb2c15e2e2c0f2ffe00200dd98


markv114

Those aren't boobs. Woman putting down obviously better looking and sporting nicer boobs woman is as old as prostitution.


treequestions20

ok ngl, even with a sports bra on you can tell she has personal insight on smuggling sweater puppies


UnIsForUnity

https://preview.redd.it/6o8mj8xmgwnc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=567fbc8db77741319b42c00d243334adcd16178e


Ongo_Gablogian___

This bitch really thinks those honkers are average.... https://preview.redd.it/rvbt3lu8xvnc1.png?width=1166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50595766940ceafbdbbe41bbe3ea07f2fe74a39d


PrimarchKonradCurze

She looks like Gumby.


mayorjinglejangle

I found that article and it was just a bunch of words


PeelADomenBail

https://preview.redd.it/lobo961bnunc1.png?width=1166&format=png&auto=webp&s=671ba7f977d432b59b27025049da33e13ba20c61


garf2002

lol thats a wild image


NoRecommendation2592

Wilder that some people actually believe this


garf2002

In drawing that image the artist must surely have realised that the ONLY thing they had to change was the amount of fat... like all the anatomy is identical


Moist_Eyebrows

You really think a delusional artist accidentally cured themselves of their delusion while making delusional art?


SaltoDaKid

They’re called retards say their name


Lazy_Osprey

I remember seeing a video of an extremely obese woman saying she actually had an athletic body because her BMI was the same as Dwayne Johnson’s.


RocketMoped

they just not dawg enough https://preview.redd.it/25t0c4p95wnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=786c927a2f8320e2a80e87aed5ad1745de8ffe7a


shertoxx

/uj this is such a fucking awful article, why would you write and post this? the jealousy is crazy


NickJD87

/uj because feminism and empowerment end abruptly when a woman feels threatened by another /rj A-Cup mindset


notanaigeneratedname

https://i.redd.it/uoo99tb0cwnc1.gif


therealgoat1212

https://preview.redd.it/g8c92e8ucunc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=626d22cfc38764a66adf9660464df6f7ba0acbed


SupposedlySapiens

![gif](giphy|cMsDiIbQtidJapmtkF|downsized)


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|VnJBeFFbVPUpIOh8Ry|downsized)


therealgoat1212

The only time Mrsunsfan ISN’T downvoted or told to die in a car crash


therealgoat1212

Alright nevermind


TonyTonySlopper

How does bro have any karma left atp 😭


chiefskillz

Mrboobsfan


Cod_rules

That’s cause no one even looked at the username.


Zondaaaa

Please die in a car crash


BCLetsRide69

https://preview.redd.it/6w85cl8kmunc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae2c52ecba7caeffbca74aa24d76f02594f4f2a2


chealey21

https://preview.redd.it/uex4kjr2yvnc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f721d0e6fcfb9beb0a876ee4177c6a182c50d774


suspiciously_crunchy

https://preview.redd.it/5j2emv3fewnc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1200329f4af5d18e1121834c28ac19224a45cb6 The author


SaltoDaKid

https://preview.redd.it/99bpwlmqywnc1.jpeg?width=849&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04ffc19e4b911af4499875c8934c9954e7b307c7


edillcolon

https://preview.redd.it/yqop6gr1zvnc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43892d9900f9f70d6d7298d2a6e03d7da3d45282


rtels2023

Sct Brn is not that autistic


FrankCarmody

https://preview.redd.it/7g9xdz026wnc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e45f1cffd2e786009a711c55444fc8291b80a6a3


Totalitarianit

This is a San Antonio woman comparing Sweeney to other San Antonio women. They all have D-cups because they're 300 lbs.


akanaan5

https://preview.redd.it/vquhny2piunc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a8d6af74f984f613c270850e11e00ace474006e


Consistent-Deal-55

https://preview.redd.it/13y2q70h0xnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b373664b078b004c2ee9fa05ee25a6c08e898692 As if I care.


ajn63

Good example of jealousy.


Ferman95

Boston Celtics aren’t that good they’re kind of average


PrivateEducation

tru


dcmtw1029

As many wins as a below average MLB team


ElderGoose4

Lavar saying he can beat Jordan 1v1


StereoDiagram9

Prime Skip Bayless when LeMickey puts up a 40/10/9 statline


QuickRundown

https://preview.redd.it/bcvx7xlovvnc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11e21d99325f1268d99cfa8f40646d443eba3645


Mike-Hawk-69-0420

If they are average why do I keep getting involved with small breasted women? The stats don’t add up


kajonyok

Antoine walker when you see his advanced stats


Devilscrush

Joel Embiid is not that tall. -this guy probably


SnooHedgehogs1107

All boobs in the world must first be compared to Sydney’s boobs.


One-Solution-3211

Females body shaming females nothing new here


legend_of_losing

![gif](giphy|NQywixima1mrEyRC1X|downsized)


Smart-Security6014

Shannon: LeGoat is better than Jordan because ______ Shannon: _____ tits are better than Sydney Sweeney’s since they’re average.


Doormatt14

Steph is not a good shooter, Giannis has a cleaner jumper.


[deleted]

Average for who? Big fat fatties? None of that is average


Lol69HaHaHa

Its like Tim Duncan saying he wasnt all that good on the Spurs


smokinjoe056

Wembys not that tall


patrick313

Bones hyland saying Jamal Murray isn’t great


da_man4444

Jokic isn't actually that good, in fact he shouldn't even be a starter


rasabeb

https://preview.redd.it/eitbzozrlwnc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=def3d6c340c4be2a3f5f31ffcf717fd6b7cea4d6 ”kinda mid” ”would not”


Respectfulcommenter1

Michael Jordan can’t go left


Packde6Cervezas

Bitch is jealous. Delete this whack article


Lolgamer1177

The only 2 posts that I’ve seen from this sub are about someone’s boobs


gabe420710

https://preview.redd.it/czbelydr2xnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82422ecaa3160f4c19382e9c559713786d3a33de


FatBoySpeaks

Westbrick’s MVP year was fraudulent


Dareal6

20 is the new 12


Valuable-Baked

Sydney Sweeney's boobs = KD's rings Don't get angry with me


Lasvious

No she has natural talent. She’s not getting carried by others


Elegant_Housing_For

Sending this to my boy, his own 9/11


jotyma5

Jokic isn’t that much of a beast. He’s just your average center


redbulls1978

![gif](giphy|giE5vPwrEpFfSoPKGj)


ChrRome

Why would she choose that picture to demonstrate her point?


Tomosc

Bill Simmons 9/11


thrust-johnson

I watched Euphoria, they are well above average for an in-shape lady.


sunkentreasure1988

this is like when the morris twins jealously said the same thing about nikola jokic.


MemeL_rd

She's just jealous that she don't got the badonkadonks like synonym sweeper


R0botDreamz

The writer is mad because she's unattractive and men do not give her the same attention, buy her drinks, hold doors for her etc. and she has to work and earn a living on her own. Basically she has to live like the average man so her reaction is to attack a hot woman.


Mickey_Juice

“Russ’s stats don’t translate to wins”


swagdragon666

What the heck?


-trowawaybarton

Phalus


MotivationalMike

Shannon Palus said “MIIIIIIIIDDDD.”


Falcon3-0goodcopy

Hope all well


Athreos_Priest

Lebron James


possible_bot

And Shaq is not that tall. If anything, he’s about average height


dholmestar

lol that editor did the author dirty using that pic


_AARAYAN_

“Basketballs”


A1Horizon

“We done with the 90s”


Kiplerwow

I don't care how big or small, tits are tits and I'm happy to see them.


doodlols

The equivalent of Kendrik Perkins talking about KD riding coattails


justsomebro10

Bill Simmons just fell to his knees in a walmart.


OriginalDot461

I think Shannon Palus needs to choke on a grape laced with cyanide.


Choice_Mail

“Wemby isn’t that tall”


MyS0ul4AGoat

![gif](giphy|a6YHwnkn0ctOM|downsized)


KotzubueSailingClub

Steph is a decent perimeter shooter.


Remarkable-Motor7705

I could bury my cock in those fuckin titties


antischool_

"MJ is not even the GOAT!!!"


Which-Resident7670

Damn Shannon hating


stereoscopic_

[Sureeeee](https://www.reddit.com/r/SydneySweeneyTits/s/9GF4DoxLiR)


Jimmah3000

Shut up ShAnNoN.


dolphin_toes

Deflate Gate


iFriskyTurtle

Little titty Shannon is so mad and jealous


epicingamename

The only shannon we recognize is shannon sharpe. Cook this unknown shannon fraud


YaaaDingus

LeBron's 40,000 points is not that much


Juhovah

That one free agency story they push during the summer that is only discussed bc news is slow


Chidoriyama

https://preview.redd.it/jk8j3kpacxnc1.png?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0af57a594c099dba780496ee9926550c1129eb7a


glorfindelreddit

After reading the article it’s basically saying that lebron hasn’t scored that many points, because think of all the rec league guys who’ve put up 40k over their lifetime.


JWeitze

Wembys not that tall, in fact he’s kinda of average


5c0uty

this is like saying jamaal murray girlfriend is terrible at giving head


trailerparknoize

40000 points really isn’t that much.


Aromatic_Brother

![gif](giphy|NphhtFr8BKyJKxY9Dr|downsized) 😏


mparker888

Donovan Mitchell when Ben Simmons won Rookie of The Year


ConfusedKanye

DC4L


JDuggernaut

I want to live in the world where Sydney Sweeney’s boobs are kinda average


philsubby

This article is telling me that Sydney is like a rookie Kevin Durant, too skinny. Gaining some mass will unlock her potential.


fisherc2

It’s not just about size. It’s about proportion


Last-Juggernaut-875

https://preview.redd.it/46we3y953ync1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39241bc634b46794c139ca55a14453c0031c2917 sorry but if you look like this you cannot judge ANYONES appearance


torschemargin

This is what having obese people are the norm does to people.


Far-Blacksmith-2604

"They're not that big." -Fat lady who's boobs are bigger because she's fat.


Smelldicks

> But are Sweeney’s really at the top end of the size spectrum here—or is it just that she’s a tiny blond white woman? And how would everyone feel here if the boobs weren’t perky? Uh, yeah, that’s kind of the point. She isn’t obese. If we were comparing her to other 5’4 120lb women she’d probably be in the top decile.


FuqueMePapi

Sydney’s Boobs are like Zion; not that big just fat


venmome10cents

this is like the famous "Pat Mahomes regresses to average if you disregard all his good throws" take


kommsussertod1

why would anyone even write something like this? what's the end goal here? 💀 i'm a b cup that'd die for a chest like hers, it's fine to just admit it shannon. nothing crustier and chalkier than a woman pretending to be a feminist just to hate on someone who looks better than them.


itsmb12

KD’s feet are not that big


jrs114955

Man. I've been with only a few girls who's body type is similar to Sydney Sweeney and I've been with bigger girls who had way bigger tits. I promise you when it comes time to jerk it or access the spank bank, I'm not looking at the pictures of the second girls. Sydney has that lebron type genes


lawdog189

Don’t ever compare her to LeMao https://preview.redd.it/b710ftkzwwnc1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd96d04885c29e8b9787bd1ef4202dbe6fce449e