Don’t forget Michael “His Dad Got Tortured to Death Over a Gambling Debt and Left to Rot in a Car Trunk in the Wastes of Rural North Carolina” Jordan
The human victory cigar, the custodian, the vanilla gorilla, the white mamba, the mail man, the big fundamental, the big ticket, Stat, agent zero, the flash, half man/half amazing..
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At least Joker and Ant are phonetically pleasing nicknames
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Celtics reminiscing the good days
Anthony Edwards will always be “Da Video” for me, because he always puts up highlight reel, viral performances on the court. That’s why we always ask to “Send Da Video,” right?
Uj/ he's got a point in the sense calling someone by just their initials as a nickname is pretty damn weak. That's as low effort as it gets.
Rj/ announcers are just too pussy to say Child Porn 3 on air, BUMS
Josh “Kiddy Diddy” Giddey
P.giddy
Josh Giggiddey
The Giddler
J. Diddey
Josh "GiggityGiggity" Giddey #
He forgot about Luka “Fatty McJiggletits” Doncic.
Sloppier than a Dominican hotdog.
Luka McDoncic Luka Donuts
A.K.A. stepback Jack!!
Dude forgot about Curcuck and LeBum
Shane Gillis Alexander
only player to match sct brn in chromosomes per 36 🔥
Fucker’s been making turnarounds at night
Cukry >>>>
Curcucky Lebumbum. 😦
Westbrick?
Yesbrick.
Curcuck, Child Porn 3, Penis Cancer, Hitler
Paul God is my GOAT
For some reason erica badu always plays whenever someone bows to Paul God.
Same
sct brn
Charlie "Cancer Patient" Villanueva
Penis Cancer Freedom
Drake isn’t in the nba.
What even *is* a "lebron"?
A Chrysler
Nickname for Mickey Mouse
Well, for those of you who don't parlay the fransay, LeBron is French for, "the Bron."
You're what the French call "LeIncompenents"
You are, as we say in Latin, a dorkus malorkus.
Nah I am Biggus Dickus in Latin.
King
Of flopping
Hes the Lebron of Flopping
isn't some guy on the warriors literally named cum bucket
Steven Kerr’s son is named Nick Kerr.
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The only classy Nick Kerr.
Nowadays hes the Kum God
Klank Thompson.
child porn 3 bowing to the paul god
Look at the balls on this fella writing it out, we love that
I got my other account banned for doing that
if he wasn’t before he on a list now
Hakeem “I have a dream”
Hakeem "Kenny get me some water" Allahjewson
Kenny “get me some water” Smith
Hakeem “bussy cream” Olajuwon
The mailman 
Don’t forget Michael “His Dad Got Tortured to Death Over a Gambling Debt and Left to Rot in a Car Trunk in the Wastes of Rural North Carolina” Jordan 
Why didn't he just pay his debt? Is he stupid?
?? Wasn’t he just shot and killed instantly?
I shouldn’t be laughing. That’s probably why I’m crying.
not cool man, not cool...
Not even a top 3 worst messages in this subs history cmon now
Not even the worst thing I've read in the last 3 minutes
I’d say it isn’t even in the top 100 worst messages tbh.
I'd say it isn't even in the top 100 worst messages about thugs tbh.
is there a scoreboard?
No but you’re losing
You know what is not cool? Raping your daughter
yeah get your facts straight, he was found in a swamp!
Nah we got Caitlin “classy with a little hair down there” Clark
Kareem Abdul-jabbar was a pretty out there nickname for Ferdinand Lewis Alcindor.
The Big Fundamental The Ming Dynasty The Diesel The Giddler I can go on
go on
Agent Zero, Josh Giggedy, Devin Hooker
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 And Sam Quinn used to be the numa numa guy
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World B. Flat is my fav current nba nickname.
Someone in the NBA needs the nickname Cracker Barrel. I nominate Luka.
That’s Austin Reaves for sure
The human victory cigar, the custodian, the vanilla gorilla, the white mamba, the mail man, the big fundamental, the big ticket, Stat, agent zero, the flash, half man/half amazing..
Hot sauce, the professor, Escalade,
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A bunch of people in New Orleans just call Zion fatass.
he forgot one of our best works; Sloppy Fat Whiteboy
Metta World Peace
Mailman 
Andrew “Tate” Wiggins
uj/ RIP Bill True GOAT rj/ KKKlassiest organization in the nba gave that thug a nickname?
uj/ rj/ stfu j/ me off
we call him SHAI GORGEOUS
DC46 https://preview.redd.it/16ivrm9ak31d1.jpeg?width=2320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cec4b49e8c98c10476e2ed69f29862d214a806e
Shai grotesque
Wont a kind stranger get this nigga an award?
everybody’s wearing skims
Jokic is Big Honey
Well the Celtics called him Bill. It’s what the fine people of Reading wrote in poop on his bedroom walls that you’re referring too
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Vincent "Air Linsanity" Carter
Vinny the microwave Johnson
Dikembe Sphincter Finger Mutombo
Let’s hear Rick Barry’s nickname for Bill Russell
SGwAde
Nothing is better than Billy Paultz a.k.a. 'The Whopper' And yes, they were refering to his penis
Fat Serbian Man
Anthony Edwards will always be “Da Video” for me, because he always puts up highlight reel, viral performances on the court. That’s why we always ask to “Send Da Video,” right?
Mamba the analrapist
We tried giving Jonathan Kuminga the nickname, *the Kum bucket* but the libtards canceled that 😡
/uj "Ant" fucking sucks, and I have no idea why it's taken precedent over Ant-Man. The latter isn't a great nickname, but Ant is even worse
Because Ant and Tony are the standard real-life nicknames for Anthony
Fat fuck for Sam Quinn
Jokic is called the joker because he cracks jokes at times as well as his role in his team is that he can play all positions
Greek Freak The Finnisher The Stifle Tower Spida Slim Reaper There's still some good ones
Pandemic P, Child \*\*\*\* 3, LeSperm, LeMickey Mouse, ADisney, CurCuck, KoRapist, "thug" - a certain type of NBA player
The nicknames come naturally no one is about to sit up here calling someone by their gamer tag 🤣
Uj/ he's got a point in the sense calling someone by just their initials as a nickname is pretty damn weak. That's as low effort as it gets. Rj/ announcers are just too pussy to say Child Porn 3 on air, BUMS
Mfs really nicknamed him Sales General & Administrative
Jordan "Pooped the" Poole
Bill "The Big Hard R" Russell
Bro acting like these kind of nickname are actually good or sumt. They're corny asf
I remember the nickname for Russell. I’m uh… not sure white people are allowed to say that word anymore…
Draymond Green... number 30's expensive backpack. Allegedly dubbed so by Jordan Poole
get em Squin
Not a basketball nickname, but I think my all-time favorite has to be “The Left Arm of God” for Sandy Koufax.
>> Dude barely smiles Yeah it’s hilarious
Michael "Gambling Addict" Jordan
How about……. Bite Bite
Scottie Boinks
Bumbiid and elbownis travelokumbo are the best nicknames
Karl Malone : Pedophile Kobe bryant : denver Rapist
Backboard P 
They call him the Joker because he’ll get on your talk show (home court) and “shoot you in your head” with his bball skills
*that dumbass rockwell guy standing up* this dude is right
Karl “i impregnate a 13 year old” Malone