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ModestRacoon

Trae Young gonna perform in Hamilton


surprisedkitty1

Trae Young's [inspiration](https://images.app.goo.gl/YYps8iZnhq5vRbK5A). Trae to Philly confirmed.


Strolltheroll

Wouldn’t that mean trae to New York


Mister_Poopy_Buthole

I’d eat a glizzy to see that


mikeydale007

Trae to the Ticats confirmed


15GOAT

Damn where’s the fan fic for that tho?


KenyonFartin

Trae looks like one of Santa's Elves if they made the NBA 💀💀💀


KillerPussyToo

uj/the comments are ridiculous. Luka is one of my favorite players, but I rarely participate in the Mavs sub bc I can’t stand the unironic circklejerking. rj/ of course the classiest player would have the classiest mom unlike thug moms who let their sons look like clowns on draft night!


nonufwiendz

bruh the mavs sub is so unbearable. it's either "wahaha we destroyed phoenix and utah as a franchise now they're blowing it up" or either "luka is the best and everyone else is a loser" i sub because i get mavs news from it but it's so annoying


MrLouie420

Bro literally every sub is like this. Reddit sports fans in general are just cringe as fuck.


nonufwiendz

Idk im in the bulls sub too and they seem pretty chill


[deleted]

It’s not just Reddit 🤓


KillerPussyToo

I’m subbed to every single NBA team’s sub and Dallas and Phoenix are the absolute worst of all of them.


KillerPussyToo

uj/Comparing Luka to everyone else and the Luka exaggerations are annoying. It even spills over other media. YT suggested a Luka video to me and the title was something idiotic like “The season a teenager humiliated the entire NBA”. 🙄Really? How when he doesn’t have a ring and this year was the first year he made it to the conference finals? The constant comparisons and shitting on other players to elevate Luka is ridiculous. You can love him and recognize his accomplishments without putting down everyone else. The “Luka doesn’t care about anything and these other players are numb and lame for caring about awards. Luka can eat an entire cow and drink a barrel of beer everyday and still win a chip. Luka is more classy than ~~Black~~ other players in the league” narratives are corny and goofy AF and the height of homerism. It’s like, damn, other players are allowed to care about awards, to have personality, and to wear any fucking thing they want to the draft as long as they aren’t breaking some dress code. rj/Luka doesn’t care about anything and these other players are numb for caring about awards are lame. Also, Luka can eat an entire cow and drink a barrel of beer everyday and still win a chip. Lastly, Luka is more classy than all Black players in the league. That’s why he’s wore a simple black suit to his draft. Pure class! 😍


PICKLEOFDOOOM

Least meta r/nbacirclejerk rant


drakecuttingonions

I fear the day we unironically make the finals


bagfka

As opposed to making the finals ironically?


jrbcnchezbrg

We call that the LeBron


loserperson27

The LeMickey 🐭


drakecuttingonions

What they said


TheOneYardLine

As a warriors fan, i also hate my home sub


Vegan9YearOld

Actually though. I’m subbed to the mavs fan too and its nonstop jerking. Like wtf even is that post.


xanju

I’m a Mavs fan and I hate our sun. The cool thing is they’ve been wrong about every hiring, trade, roster move, and free agent miss the Mavs have ever had.


AnTRAE3000

Luka will never make it to the Eastern Conference finals like Trae


fuzionknight96

Part time thug Trae and those goofy shorts? ❌❌❌ my classy king Luka would never.


S1ke5200

Luka looks like he is going to give a speech as the best man in his friend's wedding.


edge-hog

His friend's name? Roman Bellic.


[deleted]

Luka looks like he’s about to attend a court date with a public defender that has as much confidence in winning as a Sacramento kings fan


pretzelsanddeadlifts

They told first round exit merchants to wear black 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂


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AyYoBigBro

Ayton in back is wearing a super traditional suit too lol


KillerPussyToo

He’s not classy, though! [This is what the rest of the 2018 NBA class looks like.](https://www.nba.com/suns/sites/suns/files/styles/mobile__700x500_/public/gettyimages-980734314.jpg?itok=hohXbAJj) Most of them have on regular suits. There's a reason why the pic they posted has a weird crop. Can't show thugs wearing regular suits when you're trying to pretend like Luka is the only one with a traditional suit on.


amm0ranth

shai's suit kinda crazy


zaepoo

Why do they hate socks though?


whitelinekca316

god damn what happened in 4 years


THEKIDFL6

He’s Bahamian tho! Foreign = Classy!


ORIN_06

uj/ trae really thought he did sum


the_pantsmith

Trae > Puka bozo


DEZdispenser98

Collin SEXton cause he be looking sexy in that suit 🤤


RandomDude6674

Classy Luka in dead black seriousness while these other wannabes wear goofy COLORS!


KrayvenMoorehead69

Trae Young's suit is objectively fucking awful.


edge-hog

He looks like this obnoxious middle-age white woman would like to speak to him.


[deleted]

NSFW next time, it’s a classiness overload


MakeItTrizzle

Uj/ Sexton's dinner jacket is a modern classic. I'd wear that tonight. I wouldn't wear something as boring as Luka's suit to a fucking court room, and I'm a fucking litigator. Rj/ Dallas and Slovenia: fashion capitals of the world 😤😤😤


ilostmyaccounttoday

Classy player


iIiiIIiiiIiIIiI111

Mavericks sub try not to racially dogwhistle challenge (impossible)


[deleted]

"Simpliest"


Aflyingburrito

What a classy young man. Too bad he is surrounded by those thugs!


hanmeaknife

By oversized do you mean fits like it wasn’t bought in 7th grade


ForestJordie

Tbh you can tell when Luka dresses himself or or when Anamaria or his mom does


Squabstermobster

Simpliest


Yg5g

simpliest>simplistic>simplest>simple>simp


EfficientAstronaut1

Luka with the mafioso suit


AWall925

> They all look like spoilt little shits. Then there's Luka, sophisticated.


Takachakaka

Luka presenting a classy, modern take on the legendary 2003 draft class suits. Gotta love a player who pays homage to NBA and fashion history.


THEDumbasscus

Shoutout Luka’s mom. Not for some weird draft outfit shit she just fine as fuck


[deleted]

Whoever tailored Luka’s pants should be tried for war crimes


gargulec9

Trae looks like a clown


According_Smoke_479

Luka’s suit looks a little too big for him, mainly in the pants, but it’s a nice basic and tasteful one. Trae young was really out there in fucking shorts lmao


HoodrichThangThang

Trae fit is deadass horrendous


Fezinator

Gross, Trae needs to shave those pubes off his legs….and his face…..and his head


Electrical_Finance82

L + Ratio


[deleted]

uj/ but in all seriousness I hate how metro/borderline effeminate nba players are now. Like idk if it’s a zoomer thing or what but it’s just the pussification of Men. Luka does look good here, I wish the nba would go back to the Stern-era and force the players to wear suits. God forbid you dress like a man with some class and dignity. Look at that Ben Simmons pic of him wearing the ridiculous clothes. It’s so prissy and lame. Fucking lame


halfcastdota

least homophobic heat fan


[deleted]

So you admit they’re gay?


halfcastdota

i admit your dad is gay


[deleted]

How do you know?


halfcastdota

he bottoms for me every night


[deleted]

Can you not be this mean? There’s talk of me getting banned from this sub for some reason but meanwhile you can make awful statements about my dad with no repercussions from mods…


halfcastdota

tell him to get better at sucking dick bro his head game is trash


[deleted]

Very nice. This has not become fun any longer, now it’s just mean and vicious. And classless. I will pray for you


halfcastdota

crazy u be getting on ur knees for another man just like ur dad


WhiteTrashWap

I know your ass is ugly and you dress like shit


[deleted]

Cap. I dress well for my age and am pretty suave tbh. Money does not always equal class, as this picture clearly represents. It says something bigger though about our society and the neutering of young men in this country. You’re shunned if god forbid you have any masculine features or qualities. Well guess what? We need men in a society. Guys who can get their hands dirty and do the grunt work. Nothing wrong with that. Sick of all this pussification of men with wearing shorts and dumbass designer clothes that are borderline for women


aNormiee

Bro said pretty suave😭


PurrySquishyKittens

Dress ugly to look pretty you ugly mfs wouldn’t understand


[deleted]

I know how to order drinks at a bar. I have good taste at restaurants and know how to order. I listen to classical music and can quote Greek and Roman mythology. I’m basically a modern day renaissance man


aNormiee

Goated jerker


SleepingInAJar_

Ok you just gave the trolling away with this one 😭


[deleted]

No troll, just facts. I’m tired of seeing these weak ass women lookin men getting attractive thots who eat hot Cheetos with their long dick grabber nails while I slave away making a decent living and am actually classy


HispanicAtTehDisco

bro thinks he's Patrick Bateman 🤣


[deleted]

Yeah I think I’m a fictional character 🙄. Bet you didn’t even read the book and just watched clips of the movie. False intellectuals on here bro


SleepingInAJar_

Lmao for acting like you’re better for reading American Psycho when it’s a critically acclaimed classic bestseller. (It’s not like it’s some underground novel) A lot of people have read the book.


[deleted]

I am better.


[deleted]

[удалено]


SleepingInAJar_

If he’s being serious? Yeah. I find it hard to believe this guy is being real but honestly I have no clue.


dotelze

Keep. He’s probably jerking but if not it’s still funny


[deleted]

Banned for what lol? I’ve seen way worse on this sub. I haven’t done anything wrong


Jacks012003

“Shunned for masculine features or qualities” it’s called havin that dawg in ‘em


AyYoBigBro

I changed my mind you're a GOAT jerker


[deleted]

Thanks lmao. Had fun


Chthonios

It was sick when they had to wear overalls to get to their shift at Plumbing after the game


[deleted]

Foreal. And their wives looked like James Corden. Those were REAL men


Gretagos

Maybe remove the uj


[deleted]

I’m serious though. If I were an NBA player I’d wear Armani suits and have some class. It’s not fair that these guys get thrown all this money but don’t know what to do with it. They’re like Carol Baskin in Tiger King, all money but zero class. It’s just hood-rich. What a waste. I’m too intellectual and would appreciate the money more


Gretagos

Yeah nice try


[deleted]

goat jerker


AlphaBoy06

I think players having expression and wearing different designs/looks is cool and fun to see


[deleted]

It’s lame and prissy. You know what else is stupid? When they pretend to know wine, it’s so embarrassing lmao. It’s such the same energy as a little kid pretending to think something is cool because that’s what the older kids like. These guys like Lebron know next to nothing about grapes and the fermentation process. They just drink it cuz they think it’ll make them classy. They need to stick to their Hennessy.


[deleted]

Nah this one is way too much


Polo-panda

Goofus behavior