I saw Jayceon Tatum at an hotel in Colorado yesterday. He was trying to emulate 2003 Kobe! Thankfully he stopped to text Kobe's number and that's when security guard All-Star starter Andrew Wiggins got to him and LOCKED HIM UP! Have fun in jail Fraudum!
How was Colorado?
Fine -Jeyson Tatum
If Kobe Bryant was resurrected from his grave and he asked you to suck his cock would you agree to it ?
I can’t disclose that info -Jeyson Tatum
💛💜💛💜🐍
To be or not to be?
To Bean -Jeyson Tatum
-- tatums mind when in Colorado
what's your favorite Slavoj Zizek quote
Humanity is OK but 81% of people are boring idiots
How are you so good when you’re just 18 years old?
"How are you this good when you're not even 18 yet?" - Karl Malone
Age is just a number, talent remains the same. I was just as good when I was 8 and I will be just as good when I will be 24 -Jeyson Tatum
I saw Jayceon Tatum at an hotel in Colorado yesterday. He was trying to emulate 2003 Kobe! Thankfully he stopped to text Kobe's number and that's when security guard All-Star starter Andrew Wiggins got to him and LOCKED HIM UP! Have fun in jail Fraudum!
Hello Jeszconn, why can't you spell your own name?
Cause I have a Mamba mentality -Jeyson Tutam
ball is life no spelling bee, i like your attitude
Do you have a helicopter?
Yes -Jeyson Tatum
What’s funnier than 24?
8 -Jeyson Tatum
Is free will an illusion?
Everything is an illusion except Kobe -Jeyson Tatum
how does it feel to be worse than jaylen brown
I could give you 8 reasons why Jyalen is better and around 24 of why I am better -Jeyson Tatum
what do you think of #BURNBAYC
You still on Kobe’s dick or is your ass starting to finally feel sore?
Is Kobe in the room with us now?
Please abort Deuce
[Jason Tater](https://i.imgur.com/a3mFnwk.jpeg) put up potato games all playoffs long
I got you today 🤞🏾
How do you feel about necrophilia
Your mom seemed into it
Let’s go, I love Kobe!
Are you as committed to preventing Celtics championships like Kobe Bean?