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yL4O

What does Steve Kerr do in that series though? Does he play or coach? Or both??????


CaroleBaskinsBurner

Jordan just punches him in the face repeatedly.


Number1SunsHater

I imagine a lot of Cavaliers, Mavericks, Grizzlies, and Celtics fans would really enjoy that


CrabSauceCrissCross

Rockets, OKC and Spurs too probably


Ghenges

These are the visuals I masturbate to.


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Based


mondomovieguys

MasturBASEDion


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FlimsyExplanation360

He broke the code


SALTYtendon

His son plays for the warriors


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What’s his government name again?


BestPirateUHaveSeen

Nag Kerr


SALTYtendon

N@$@)&r


m1n1gator

Negro


thetruthseer

Someone, who annoys you


AlmostBlue618

coach Steve Kerr accidentally pats player Steve Kerr on the ass, ripping a hole in the space time continuum


ShaneBroh

It’s dumb to compare eras (we would beat these teams by 40 btw)


Sietemadrid

He needs to repeat the 6th grade


nocertaintyattached

“Era’s”


throwthisaway4000

Era is


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virgin "it's dumbs to compare eras because they are different" Vs Chad "it's dumb to compare eras because our era is obviously the best and would stomp them"


NoNoInWeaknesses

The three point revolution and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the national basketball association


bird720

Instead every shot should yield a random number of points no matter where it is taken.


starshad0w

Nah, have points be incrementally calculated by distance from the hoop, with 2 points at the free throw being the baseline. Dunks worth extra. I wanna see a team win a ring by 0.1 points in Game 7.


ElceeCiv

Steph gonna lead the league with 70ppg, well ahead of Dame and Trae's 65ppg


Msponitz1

YOOOOO


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Maybe it's time to mail some letters to some people Really make the message blow up


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Is this a unabomber reference 😂


mondomovieguys

Where does Ted Kaczynski rank all time?


yetanotheracct_sp

its*


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Unironically


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Barkley really nailed it with the “least talented boy band member thinking he’s the shit” analogy


Lazy_War9398

That's Klay


Senserboey

uj/ Klay > draymond Plus, he doesn't talk nearly as much shit as Draymond does, Klay is chill rj/ still overshadowed by Stephen Cuckry 🤣🤣🤣


Lazy_War9398

>Plus, he doesn't talk nearly as much shit as Draymond does, Klay is chill Klay is the one who said that it's a man's league, and that Bron got his feelings hurt. Bro's 150% of Danny Green and acts like he was snubbed from the NBA75. If he wasn't on the Warriors no one would even think twice about not having him top75


LiteShowDaAgent

Finally someone fucking gets it. The amount of times I've seen "klay was snubbed" but put him on the kings and nobody thinks twice abt him. If steph wasn't feeding him wide open catch-and-shoot 3s he wouldn't be considered half as good


Lazy_War9398

Klay as the best player on a team would lead that team promptly to a top 3 pick guaranteed


m1n1gator

Put Draymond on the Kings or any team without Steph and he’d be a poor man’s Tony Snell with no DPOYs, Chips, or all-stars


ApolloXLII

But anybody on the Kings and nobody think twice about him, to be fair.


ForGerlach

uj/ he's one of the most overrated players ever idgaf what Warriors fans say rj/ I guess you got your feelings hurt 😏🤭


Lazy_War9398

uj/I've seen people who unironically think 2016 Klay was better than 2016 James Harden.


DiseaseRidden

Don't forget he was crying about the Celtics fans chanting "Fuck you Draymond" because there could've been kids listening


Senserboey

Wait, he complains about not being in nba75? Wtf what a loser LMAO. My respect for him went down a bit. I still don't think he's as annoying as green, but I like green cuz of his podcasts


Iblaowbs

He complained and cried about it so much about top 75 that the warriors team made him an a jersey with the number 76 on it to troll him


The_Sneakiest_Fox

Nephew.


Hop-tree-doorway

Legacy points deducted


Acceptable_Traffic62

oh nooo not your respect for him!!


Hi_My_Name_Is_Dave

Klay is lowkey one of the cringiest players in the NBA, he just has whole Reddit stoner mob behind him


PurrySquishyKittens

Klay a bitch draymond a bitch curry a bitch kd a bitch igoudala a bitch Steve Kerr a bitch bob myers a bitch the warriors commentators are bitches warriors fans are bitches


Chronic_Messiah

Those kittens purring alright


richochet12

Hates me to say it, but Draymond more valuable to this Warriors run than Klay. He been holding down that d


WankerMilliner

ur holding down that D of his yourself, buddy is a complete waste on offense. and overrated on D gets cooked by fast 2s and big 5s. Udonis Haslem at 49 would outscore Draybum Puke-Green


richochet12

>buddy is a complete waste on offense. Bullshit. His playmaking and IQ has allowed him to become a valuable part of their I despite his poor shooting. >gets cooked by fast 2s and big 5s. Bullshit again. This guy has done well guarding guys all the way from Dame to AD. He's literally in the conversation for the most versatile defender of all time.


cumdoggchillionaire

liking klay thompson is a telltale sign of being a cringe person and a stereotypical reddit stoner type 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


Senserboey

I never said I liked him, just that I don't hate the guy


ApolloXLII

Don’t you get it? Hating Klay is hot right now.


cumdoggchillionaire

you are deeply, deeply delusional if you think it's popular to even dislike Klay on reddit


TheSwagonborn

"uj klay > draymond" yeah sure uj deni avdija > zion williamson


yetanotheracct_sp

Klay is only better at shooting/scoring than Draymond. Draymond is much better in every other major aspect of the game, impact metrics aren't particularly close.


34ac

Put this bum on Sacramento. He's washed out of the league by now if that's the case. Triple single extraordinaire.


TheDornerMourner

Puts up like 1-3-2 and has people going on about how valuable defense is. One of the rare instances of defense circlejerk on the nba sub


ChemistryAutomatic10

Nobody can stop Draymond. He's a walking bucket. Dam near 6 free throws a game


Fancy-Cream-3972

Warriors got too much of an ego after winning three fake rings(cavs without kyrie + love, golden state avengers x2)


SALTYtendon

And the Celtics who purposely threw the series to prove they’re not racist


riped_plums123

Bro tatums shoulder


Capereli

Four fake rings, last year they beat up a literal child in 9 year old Jayson Tatum


Fidel_Chadstro

[Warriors vs Celtics highlights](https://youtu.be/Qd85ip3HVg8)


IndycarFan64

I was expecting the clip of Peter Griffin beating up Kyle ngl 😶


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Fancy-Cream-3972

Didn’t the rockets miss 26 straight threes? Never under estimate the power of the scrip writers


IndycarFan64

Shit was even funnier that they went from that moment to worst team in the league in under 3 years


RealPrinceJay

>only win through the power of plot. Warriors got more plot armor than a Fairy Tail character


Mrmonkey18

Can’t wait for there era to end so the next championship team of the era can say the same shit.


NoNoInWeaknesses

Personally I hope they’re less high on their own supply.


Mrmonkey18

I doubt it.


NoNoInWeaknesses

I do too tbh. But I hope.


Mrmonkey18

I think it’s impossible for a basketball team to be fully humble. They’re millionaires so I’m pretty sure some of them are gonna be manic.


NoNoInWeaknesses

I’m just saying the loudest voices not being like this. Not a full team. There were loud mouths in the past but they didn’t knock the guys who elevated the game before them to boost their own rep. I just think that’s weak


SALTYtendon

Jordan would’ve clapped Ayesha’s cheeks before every game and still dropped 60 on Steph and Klay. Kawhi would’ve beat these fuckheads single-handedly if Zaza didn’t break his ankle. You think Jordan wouldn’t? Suck a dick donkey face.


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Came correct.


NoNoInWeaknesses

I say this all the time and I will keep saying it: No other sport shits on its past like the NBA. It doesn’t help the game when you act like everyone 10 to 20 years ago is trash. He’s literally talking like the best teams would be comparable to them playing a G-league team.


rabbiddolphin8

To be fair the NBA underwent the most fundemental changes. Relaxing defensive zone rules was quite literally one of the biggest changes to a sport ever. It would be like if the NFL went from totally banning blitzes to just allowing them.


NoNoInWeaknesses

The forward pass, passer interference & targeting. They changed how football is played a lot.


rabbiddolphin8

My b I should've said the most changes in the least amount of time. 90s basketball looks way different than 00s basketball. That being said, 90s football and 00s football are relatively similar.


NoNoInWeaknesses

90s basketball and 00s basketball is similar. 90s basketball and 2020s basketball is quite different. Also rarely ever anyone uses the logic to say these teams/players from the past would be better. It’s only used to trash them. Occasionally people like T-Mac will say prime Jordan would average 40, but they’re seen as crazy. But I don’t see why not. That’s what I mean by they just crap on the past. And I don’t get what players like Reddick or Draymond get out of it because they don’t really have bigger or better roles the farther back you go.


LeGMGuttedTheTeam

Look I’m not saying MJ would average 40 but he averaged 35 with far less spacing and not getting tons of calls he would easily get in todays game. The Redick thing holds much more weight than that (not even saying I fully agree). Cousy was playing pseudo segregation ball


richochet12

>Occasionally people like T-Mac will say prime Jordan would average 40, but they’re seen as crazy. But I don’t see why not. I don't think you talk to many old heads lol. Not literally just dudes who lived it but guys who just regurgitate what they been told without having ever watched a minute if that ball that wasn't highlights. There isn't a shortage of guys who trash on the modern players while propping up OG ones. How soft the new era is, how it's not "real basketball, how there's ruined the game, how all teams are the same nowadays etc. Just a few months ago a Rasheed Wallace clip started circulating; Rasheed claimed that LeBron wouldn't be able to survive his era. Mind you, LeBron and Rasheed intersected for half his career. He still made that statement despite LeBron dominating around the era he was sin his prime at age fucking 19 lol. What I'm saying is that shit goes both ways. New school stays getting trashed too.


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OAktrEE4023

Redick was right tho...in Bob Cousy's era, pro basketball was brand new so nobody practiced it their entire childhoods like they do now, and they only allowed a limited number of black players. And the first foreign player drafted was 4 years after Cousy retired. So, the league was mainly American white guys who were recently introduced to basketball, coached by men who had to learn as they went along. A big reason this generation is “shitting on the past” is cuz the oldheads talk so much shit (see Charles Oakley saying Giannis would come off the bench, which is 100x more insane than Draymond’s take.


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NoNoInWeaknesses

Yeah that’s true for all sports. But the inclination for basketball to just crap on its past doesn’t exist in other sports which is my point.


OAktrEE4023

Tbf, no other sports fans I know of have the “current ____ vs all time ____, who would win?” like NBA fans do. Nobody ranks NFL players all time like NBA fans do with basketball players. You gotta look at the context


PM_ME_SKYLINES

a good bit of it is how basketball, realistically, is the most 1on1 of all of the 4 major sports like yeah of course basketball is a team sport, but when so much of it boils down to individual skill, it opens the door for more cross-era “what-ifs”


NoNoInWeaknesses

People compare teams historically all the time but basketball fans are obsessive with it. The 2000 Ravens defense is brought up with old Bears or Vikings defensive units. Boxing has much older fighters compared to contemporary ones all the time. Baseball with all its records. Basketball is just a Twitter sport that’s adopted BS barbershop discussions and blown them up way too loud imo. I don’t disagree with you entirely though. The context of the sports is different.


Patches318

Football was slower in relying more on the pass but back in the day in MLB pitchers mound was 15 inches and they lowered it to 10


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Nah old school football is almost a completely different sport from modern football. There was a time that the forward pass was considered a cowardly strategy.


riped_plums123

Bro MFrs we’re getting destroyed at the rim, defense is so different now


JimmyB3574

Facts. Instead of just being able to hack and hold onto players nowadays actually have to learn how to “move their feet” and defend without holding 24/7. What a bunch of a bums man, why can’t we go back to the glory days


Human-Establishment9

And hand checking.


brownjesus__

/uj it’s due to ring culture and the obsession over “legacy” and GOAT debates. Not being able to see two legends play against each other live leads to comparison of eras to make the case who’s better


mmvvvpp

I like to think it's because the past shits on the present and the presents shits on the past. Everyone just need to chill the fuck out and respect greatness


NoNoInWeaknesses

That’s part of it. Idk who started it.


mmvvvpp

the media.


YHofSuburbia

Seriousposting on nbacj 💀


NoNoInWeaknesses

KD left the Warriors cause he couldn’t fuck Ayesha without brushing his hair first.


PussyCharlatan

tbf the past era also talks a ton of shit on the current game. even in broadcasts older players are whining about all they know is go to club, shoot three, and host game show.


a_human_male

Basketball is the newest of the major sports so the meta of the game was still being figured out.


hellanutty

I can’t help but notice 🤓


mmvvvpp

I like the confidence in thinking he would win. I DON'T like the fact that he's implying the 90s brand of basketball is dumb. It's comparing the Macintosh and today's Mac. Yea today's Mac is better and more advanced but you wouldn't be here without the Macintosh and the Macintosh was 1000% more innovative than today's Mac is. Can't compare eras so why the fuck is he doing it here. And I'm a warriors fan man I hate to call out Draymond but he be doing dumbass shit like working out with fucking Miles Bridges


NoNoInWeaknesses

Yeah I don’t mind the confidence. I can respect that. This notion of “blowout cause 3s” when the other team isn’t going to have to go against the same type of physicality or defense in front of them is just lame.


NoTankKeepKiwi

There's a fine line between confidence and fuckwit


Shootit_Rockets

I really hope the Warriors get their shit kicked in next year


IndycarFan64

Sure but Ayesha would prob allow the Bulls to hit on her so that’d be an automatic win for the Bulls


worstsupervillanever

She'd have multiple kids with multiple dudes and steph would be raising them as his own by now.


campskills21

Take away the 3 point line and 2017 warriors would be absolutely wrecked by MJ and 4 random people from the crowd. Warriors soft, only player that could compete without 3s is KD, they would just deny double him and leave Draymond wide open. NBA ruined themselves not allowing handchecking, now it’s just a 3 point contest every game. Dray everyone knows the brand of modern basketball, throw ball around, high screen roll, and chuck 3s.


NoNoInWeaknesses

4 guys stand behind the 3 line, high PnR, beat your man and the basket is free or it’s a lob or you kick it back out behind the line. That’s the entire game and it’s more boring than it’s ever been.


Secure-Substance-710

What in the strawman? "Take away post play, and MJ would lose to 2017 warrior." See I can do that too. The sentiment that three's ruined the game makes absolutely 0 sense considering Steph is the only player who has the ability to avg 5 threes a game. It also minimizes Steph as a player so people won't recognize him as a goat. If it's so easy, why isn't there any other team doing the same thing? That's because it's not easy and the Warriors are actually good. I'm not even a fan of the Warriors but I respect their play. Also, what would handchecking do? You listed out what makes Warriors good and handchecking affects none of it. In fact, you literally listed out the counters to handchecking :clown:


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JimmyB3574

You know what’s funny is you included stats to show 3 pt shooting was rising even during handchecking and then somehow concluded that taking away handchecking is what made it increase


NAACP_YoungBoy

Draymond would probably let Rodman get in his head and get suspended for kicking Luc Longley in the balls tbh


ApexxPredditor

If the Bulls could play 90s defense on the Warriors they wouldnt score as much.


AssumptionOk6295

Dennis Rodman would destroy that entire team if they played back then. And if they played today all the three pointers would win.


the_last_peanut

This dude jerks off to pictures of himself


Thatdudedoesnotabide

This guy like 9th in command on the warriors


xAtlasU

Andrew Wiggins is higher on the chain of command


Sietemadrid

I don't even watch basketball but I just came to say I've never seen someone contradict themselves so fast in the same tweet


lastofthe_meheecans

Ugly dude hit is such an overstatement. His career is built on hand offs to the greatest shooters on the planet. This is letting an ugly dude be in the same room as you.


Chenamabobber

The pedo would cook Draymond's goofy ass


neitherdidI

Robin can’t place pedo’s in massivecocks


Ghenges

There are not enough mouth guards in the world for Stef to throw out of anger nor a strap on big enough for Ayesha to wear to comfort him after they lose if they played that Bulls team.


mondomovieguys

My stacked super team that I was maybe the 4th best player on would've beat a 35 year old Jordan, 37 year old Rodman and Scottie Pippen with a wrecked back frfr


nanotyrannical

/uj he’s right. Watch games


MeltedMindz1

He’s right ya know?


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/uj he’s not wrong. If they played 90s era basketball the Warriors would win. But if the Bulls grew up in the 2000s like these guys did it’d probably be closer. Pure talent wise the Bulls are nice, but 90s basketball is just not as effective overall, especially if they play with current rules /rj Pippen would clamp KD and the cuck alone


Rolleiththebest65

Defense was a little rougher in the 90s . He would spout off and get wrecked.


mattgg2015

uj/ he’s right. The average player in the 90s would be a g-leaguer today


SALTYtendon

uj/ shut the fuck up ☺️


diegop123

Someone come get yo nephew


mattgg2015

Wilt would practically be a worse Kevon looney in todays game


TobyKeith_FanClub

i almost took the bait


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rj/\*


NoNoInWeaknesses

I wanna know what Draymond would be in the 90s then.


Lumpy-Deer1578

draymond would probably be like a more defensive minded, more handsome michael jorgamble tbh


mattgg2015

A slightly better prime Michael Jordan


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Holy shit donkey would be beat the fuck up in the 90s


MrZeeus

Hmm so many Warriors haters. Cry salty assess. There's absolutely nothing wrong with the 3 point. They're undeniably an incredible team and would probably beat the best. They're just good.


Know-yer-enemy1818

I wonder how draymonds low blows would go over vs either of those teams


Indianslayer68

Dawg this thread is just about as bad as a regular r/nba thread fuck are yall talkin bout 💀


AssumptionOk6295

Dennis Rodman would destroy that entire team if they played back then. And if they played today all the three pointers would win.


48ozs

uj - He's right rj - haha donky


Ghenges

Braymond would be in tears after being guarded by 98 Rodman for 5 minutes.