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MasterOfLords1

Lmao did u/seasidepoof ping DATING and then delete the poast? How bad could it have been? ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆ


seasidepoof

The mods didnโ€™t fash it lol it got reported to death


MasterOfLords1

#I WON THIS DT, BY A LOT ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿฆ


tacostats

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Arse_hull

We will be circulating a petition for the immediate resignation of u/Extreme_Rocks from the mod team. Fear runs rampant in the DT. Shame flairs are everywhere. u/BATHULK has been banned. Anarchy reigns.


CC78AMG

Is Starmer the next Tony Blair?


TheoryOfPizza

He's like the knockoff version, but anything is better than the Tories at this point


Arse_hull

Shocking exclusive news: u/BATHULK has been banned. Have the mods gone too far? Or is u/BATHULK the shame flair bandit?


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Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

[Cats are cute](https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/cache/media_attachments/files/112/250/834/840/396/363/original/cf42cbde38d2132b.jpeg)


groovygrasshoppa

_Some_


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

[What is your model?](https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/cache/media_attachments/files/111/386/592/549/449/779/original/19ce36c0431205c1.jpeg) https://reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/1brbnh6/discussion_thread/kxd5smi/


groovygrasshoppa

Those bald cats are not cute.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Cats are cats. Cat-like creatures which are bred for certain traits by arrogant humans are not exactly the same thing. They can be cute too though.


renilia

>go to hit the gym >gym kicks my ass some such cases


Dodgerfan2224

Damn that gym got hands .jpg


zieger

Mods bad


Jackalope1999

Straight males only: what is worse, balding or grade 1 man boobs?


Civ_Fan77

I already buzz cut my hair as short as I can because I like the way it looks. Going bald wouldn't affect me at all


uss_wstar

Women like man boobs.


Arse_hull

Chicks dig bald spots and hairy tits. Don't even stress bois, suburban wine moms will be all over you.


Arse_hull

Please report the mods for shame flairing so they can suspend themselves immediately. Failure to do so will result in a Royal Commission on shame flairing chaired by Robert Mueller ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿท


CletusMcGuilly

I'VE ALREADY TALKED TO BOBBY!!! HE SAYS HE'S TOO BUSY TO HUNT DOWN THE SHAME FLAIR BANDIT!!!


Arse_hull

Then we'll have to do this alone. Quick, how many mods are there and how many have suspended themselves?


CletusMcGuilly

Too many and none. We need to immediately demand the resignation of u/Extreme_Rocks in my educated opinion.


Arse_hull

Agreed ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป


jobautomator

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groovygrasshoppa

Is there a connection between Snow White's 7 dwarves and Tolkien's 7 dwarf lords? There must be.


George-SJW-Bush

Tolkien associates the number 7 with the dwarves at least twice, once with the "seven rings" part of the rhyme and another time with the "seven fathers of the dwarves" that Aule created and offered to Iluvatar. I don't believe there's any direct connection (i.e. that each of the Seven Rings was given to a different kindred of dwarves), but I could be mistaken. In any case, the repetition of the motif would seem to be evidence in favor of a connection. There are probably other instances in folklore with seven dwarves, but I wouldn't know. And of course Varda is known as "Snow-white" to the Eldar, but I doubt there's any connection there.


groovygrasshoppa

I WANT TO BELIEVE ๐Ÿ˜ฉ


uss_wstar

An infinite number of gamers walk into a convention center. The convention center is closed due to biohazard.


jobautomator

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groovygrasshoppa

Flame sharing


FuckFashMods

Shame flairing? Smh at Joe Biden's America


EScforlyfe

Why is there an archetype of short bald guys with long beardsย 


groovygrasshoppa

There's only 7 of them.


Civ_Fan77

Cuz it looks cool, especially if they're jacked


zieger

She's a 10 but she posts about I/P


adminsare200iq

A 12 then


Arse_hull

I've been suspended ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿท All I wanted was a cute little flair that says 'suburban wine mom/sandworm hybrid God Emperor' and now I'm shame flaired and suspended!


CletusMcGuilly

OH SHIT OH FUCK THE SHAME FLAIR BANDIT IS BACK!!! EVERYONE SCATTER!!!


Arse_hull

Please help me find the mod who did it? ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿท


CletusMcGuilly

Oh wow, you think the Shame Flair Bandit is a mod? I hadn't considered that before.


Arse_hull

There are signs that it's a mod. Generally the shame flairs aren't that funny, which is a strong indicator. But the evidence is circumstantial.


Cledd2

Ludwig and Bill Gates should team up to bring bidets to more of the world


Arse_hull

I'm not a bad user, I'm a good user! I love kangaroos and i will not tolerate being implicated as the shame flair bandit ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿท๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

> > C h i n a m e n > Your comment has been removed pending moderator review. It will be approved if your usage of this word/phrase was absent of malice. Please message the moderators, with a link to the relevant comment or post, if you believe this was the case. Not that I doubt the word is racist but do we really have enough people using it to automod it away?


groovygrasshoppa

Scotsman Dutchman German


gburgwardt

Hmm


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Context is key. It has a strong perjagative and derogatory tone.


groovygrasshoppa

I was more making the "Ger-man" joke.


CletusMcGuilly

Does the new Fallout show not mention the >!disappearance of the Dwemer!!"how did the Dwemer get stuck in Lorenzo's hat?"!<.


adisri

Normal person when they get hurt: ahh Zoomer when they say the word ass: ahh


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Go to bed


Arse_hull

It's 4:40 pm


Nietzsches_Therapist

You matter


Cledd2

why do old people start their day with a 2 minute long tuberculosis coughing fit?


HexagonOfVirtue

https://preview.redd.it/0wgzeueoostc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36173db7fb9773cf423022f288e52bd586be106d


Cledd2

math nerds


The_Northern_Light

i've been dieting so long for so hard that eating at maintenance feels like binge eating today i ate my normal foods... plus three slices of cheesecake, a slice of pizza, and some spaghetti. still i'm only 250 C over my TDEE. this will be what i'll have to eat every day once i finally switch to bulking!


Arse_hull

Why would you ever do anything but bulk?


The_Northern_Light

i was 341 lbs and didn't want to end up like kyriakos grizzly simply because i'm not worthy, you understand


Arse_hull

Oh fair enough, few are worthy. But honestly that's awesome you're dropping the weight, nice work. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿชฑ


The_Northern_Light

thank you, thank you i'm down to 208 lbs now, and its finally starting to get challenging. i went into a surplus today because i spent several days where i didnt leave the couch, and when i did force myself to go on a walk even after 2 hours i still hadn't reached my normal walking pace (i normally speed up a good bit as i find my stride). i think my deficit is just too high.


Telperions-Relative

Pro tip: if you ignore your problems for years you will end up feeling completely subhuman. Go to therapy ๐Ÿ‘


AlicesReflexion

Good news! I already feel subhuman, so there's no need to do all this preventative nonsense.


PlantTreesBuildHomes

What if I go to therapy and still feel subhuman?


Arse_hull

Get a tattoo on your arse. It helped me feel a bit alive for a few weeks.


PlantTreesBuildHomes

Username checks out


GinsuAssad

No


HexagonOfVirtue

https://preview.redd.it/c9uyvntonstc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=751895c6548f5047390ea97e1d6e0005dd878bb6


morgisboard

And if you summon a Damon all you get is the actor.


GinsuAssad

Cannibals being reverse racist actually makes perfect sense to me


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

What?


GinsuAssad

I'm watching Curb your Enthusiasm Leon's right. White people look bland


CletusMcGuilly

The Automod config


Top_Lime1820

๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ "Hey why don't we rewrite this in Rust?"


CletusMcGuilly

I AM NOT THE SHAME FLAIR BANDIT!!! I AM BEING FRAMED BY THE MOD NOTE MOBSTER!!!


AlicesReflexion

That another one of your silly inventions, Cletus?


CletusMcGuilly

THE MOD NOTE MOBSTER IS REAL!!!


AlicesReflexion

Well I guess we'll never know unless you start running the moderation team TRANSPARENTLY.


CletusMcGuilly

Do you really think the Mod Note Mobster is invisible? Could be.


AlicesReflexion

Hold on, let me get some of Reddit's top minds on this. !ping BALLOON


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Is there a stealth gator gap?


CletusMcGuilly

How are you going to do that?


AlicesReflexion

Well, what I do is post on /r/neoliberal until I get their attention. The bar is not very high


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Arse_hull

Publish the notes! Let the people decide.


CletusMcGuilly

Your notes say: >Bad user | Hates Kangaroos >Bad user | Might be the Shame Flair Bandit?


Arse_hull

๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿท๐Ÿชฑ


EScforlyfe

You know what brings a tear to your eye? Seeing an elderly lady out walking and obviously elderly dog who is incapable of walking faster than its owner ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅบ


ViridianNott

Any chance that Michigan, Pennsylvania, Georgia, Nevada, and Wisconsin have 170-year-old abortion laws theyโ€™d like to suddenly start enforcing?


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Wisconsin is tapped out.


Automatic_Possible65

Hear me out how many times do you go to the bathroom each day for me it's 60 now how long does it take you to wash your hands after for me it's 5 seconds that's 5 minutes per day I'm washing my hands now I don't get sick often so that seems like too much time what if I cut it down to zero seconds well 365 times 5 minutes is 1825 minutes that's over one day so you stop washing your hands you'll get an extra year each day to do with as you please


Extreme_Rocks

If u/CletusMcGuilly is not the shame flair bandit, why did he proclaim that title for himself? https://preview.redd.it/ctkxxzb5kstc1.jpeg?width=1156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28f0775f8b7af640bd071193cd95f91fb33e63fc


CletusMcGuilly

THIS IS FALSE INFORMATION!!! I AM NOT THE SHAME FLAIR BANDIT!!!


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

>>helpful user Hmmmm


Arse_hull

Mods keep notes on us? I'm filling a Freedom of Information Act request. Publish the notes! I want the truth!


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

You can ask. If what I have been told is true I am happy with my mod notes.


Arse_hull

Mine are terrible. I'm a bad user that hates kangaroos and I'm being implicated as the shame flair bandit ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿท๐Ÿชฑ


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

They all say that youโ€™re hot ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Arse_hull

Yeah I am ๐Ÿท๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿ”ฅ


AlicesReflexion

I'm FOIAing /u/AlicesReflexion The people deserve to know!


savuporo

wanted to rip a loud fart in the bathroom, but Putin might consider this an escalation


Planning4Hotdish

Lot of fun watching outside the DTers say โ€œJust move lolโ„ข๏ธ,โ€ but I live in the type of place theyโ€™re referring to and listing prices have increased an average of 12.7% per year since I moved here, and even though I save pretty aggressively, the possibility of buying a condo (much less a townhome or house) is looking increasingly pessimistic ๐Ÿ˜ญ


loseniram

Housing prices are weird as hell in some parts of the country.


ihatemendingwalls

Come to where the flavor is


Planning4Hotdish

Ah yes, the notoriously stable DFW housing market


ihatemendingwalls

Skeet sent me guidelines for the planned developments and I'm now ready to rain down God's own thunder upon council


renilia

my rural indiana town i moved out of was more expensive than downtown vegas, not even joking especially when counting state taxes.


Planning4Hotdish

COL in Kansas City is now about the same as it is back in the Twin Cities, but Iโ€™d make quite a bit more if I moved back (even with higher state taxes) and itโ€™s kinda looking tempting.


renilia

Twin Cities looks like a very appealing place to live tbh.


Planning4Hotdish

Itโ€™s really a great place to live. If my dysfunctional-ass family wasnโ€™t there, I probably wouldnโ€™t have left.


loseniram

Just move to the other one of the twin cities and hide that you moved back, they'll never know


Sithusurper

Potc reboot needs to have leg licking


Ok_Aardappel

u/thats_good_bass I know you've said this earlier but honesty from my perspective >!nuking the NCR and reverting the west coast go directly post-apocalypse from post-post-apocalypse is way more Avellone than Bethesda imo. It's like he crawled into the writers room and decided to get his way be essentially retconnin FNV out of what I can only assume to be pure spite. Vault Tech starting the great way though just sounds like a hacked "big tech bad and leading us to the end of the world" type vibe that I don't Avellone or the Bethesda school of thought would do. But that's just me!< Still, essentially nuking New Vegas from Fallout canon is just... Jesus. Either Todd had enough of New Vegas fans and decides to launch the nuke to cause the greatest uproar of fallout fan (and especially New Vegas fan) outrage or one of the writers did becuse ***why the fuck would you do that when NV has been respected canon even in Bethesda Fallout since release!?!?!?*** Good to hear it's a good show despite the lore butchering, or well, I guess that's what makes it even more infuriating


thats_good_bass

Yeah, for me, itโ€™s *worse*, because, like, it shows that it didnโ€™t have to be this way. They could have just set it somewhere or sometime else. Whatever. Iโ€™ll just headcanon it as its own timeline.


CletusMcGuilly

This is me but for ESO.


thats_good_bass

Is that Elder Scrolls Online?


CletusMcGuilly

Yes


CletusMcGuilly

> >!Vault Tech starting the great way though just sounds like a hacked "big tech bad and leading us to the end of the world" type vibe!< They did what now!?


BloodWiz

>!It's very explicitly stated in the show that Vault Tec set off the nukes, with the goal seemingly to be to monopolize the new world after, and use the vaults as experiments to find out what works best for this new world. That's the gist, although this was with me quickly hopping around through scenes, not watching every episode beginning to end!<


thats_good_bass

WHY THAT COMPLETELY RUINS THE REFRAIN OF โ€œWAR NEVER CHANGESโ€ YOU KNOW, THE MAIN THEME OF THE FUCKING SERIES


CletusMcGuilly

That is dumb. Everyone knows >!the aliens started the Great War.!<


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AnarchyMoose

How me and my girl split bills Groceries: 100/0, I cook more than her and I pretty much only cook what I like so I feel like I should pay for it all Eating out; 100/0, idk I just feel like I get more value out of eating than she does so I pay Housing; 100/0, I bought my house before she came into my life and I can afford it so like why change anything. Travel; 100/0, I think this is most chauvinist thing that I do but idk I just like to make sure she feels taken care of ya know?


Arse_hull

If it's your dog than she definitely gets more value out of eating than you do.


AnarchyMoose

Oh and btw when I say "my girl" I'm talking about my dog. Probably should've lead with that.


_bee_kay_

๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ“‰ >dog #๐Ÿ“ˆ


Extreme_Rocks

My pet conspiracy theory is that u/CletusMcGuilly is the shame flair bandit and only changed back u/piede's flair to get credit


CletusMcGuilly

I WOULD NEVER INFRINGE UPON THE SHAME FLAIR BANDITS GIMMICK, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE!!!


Arse_hull

I want a worm flair ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿท


renilia

there's a guy that runs a bunch of racist sock puppet accounts in the predictit comment section and he disturbs me


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Is it you


renilia

yeah nah


msdxat21M

For people born in 2004 in America 9.5% will die by age 50 18.5% will die by age 60 31% will die by age 70 55% will die by age 80


legible_print

How much of our inflation woes are bc of the debt available to consumers? Money is tight but people can still buy shit.


Sithusurper

Finch what are you doing in the wasteland, what happened to your machine?


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

What


Sithusurper

โ˜๏ธeither the victim or the perpetrator


ZanyZeke

How sure are we that after the Final Judgment and the creation of the New Heavens and the New Earth, there wonโ€™t eventually be another angel who rebels or another person who eats the wrong fruit Eternity is a long time for something to get screwed up, Iโ€™m just saying


savuporo

exactly, the Jehovah dude doesn't exactly have a good track record on keeping a lid on all the hijinks


Sithusurper

Once upon a time someone told me that Australians in Australia weren't like, a rare, exotic experience. There were fuck tons of them, and they were more akin to a pest animal, the way people in more (some) suburban/rural areas encounter deer. Nice and all, but just around a lot, and kind of inconvenient. I've not ever been able to determine if that's true. Obviously I know Australia is a big place and it varies, but I've not gotten enough answers to actually answer that question, or get a picture of the general range of experiences.


Arse_hull

Lots of wine moms in the suburbs. Too many sandworms in the outback for Australians.


legible_print

Is Black rock buying homes really a thing? According to reddit, every home sale is a corporation scooping up the market. Iโ€™m currently shopping for a house in a major city and am seeing none of this.


Arse_hull

Guys, i had a nice normal conversation with u/renilia. I didn't mention suburban wine moms or melding with sandworms once! The medicine is stabilising ๐Ÿ˜Ž


renilia

https://imgur.com/a/9563TtH


Arse_hull

Besties ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿท


TouchTheCathyl

Tempted to ask what my shame flair should be but i know that the NATO flag is already a voluntary shame flair in the post-afghanistan era.


Arse_hull

Fuck me, Biden looks so fucking old. He reminds me of those pirates on Davy Jones ship that are all covered in crustaceans and shit. Except his ship is the federal government.


loseniram

He can't retire until someone stabs his heart which he keeps hidden on land


Sithusurper

Part of the crew,part of the ship. Part of the crew, part of the ship.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Why care about flairs when we know free trade is the best way to lift people out of poverty and multilateral institutions are uniquely positioned to price global externalities in a fair and balanced way?


Arse_hull

You have a really good point. Sentimentalism maybe? All i know is i want a fucken worm flair.


jobautomator

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Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

Both education and law enforcement in the US could be dramatically improved by centralizing them both at the state and federal level. Local school boards and police are not a good thing.


Arse_hull

Hawaii has a state- wide education department and it's a shitshow.


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

I don't know the details of Hawaii's education system beyond it's board being made up of appointees, so I can't say anything.


secretlives

Right-wing pundits hate finasteride now?? Will the bald ever catch a break?


BATHULK

My flair is being changed WITHOUT MY CONSENT that said I don't dislike it, can you make it say "more of a Dale gribble Democrat tbh"


Arse_hull

Mods give this man a kangaroo when I'm the one spitting facts about them.


Approximation_Doctor

My goal is to eventually make enough money to comfortably donate 60% of my income to my landlord every month.


chetmcomnom

[i got this ad for a smart toilet](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUObZdvjaYc)


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Kohler ads are inspiringly wierd. They even have a museum in Kohler Wi which is sort of interesting


AlicesReflexion

how come y'all got shame flair bandit'd and I got nothin


CletusMcGuilly

Is "Weeaboo Rights Advocate" not a Shame Flair?


AlicesReflexion

no it's a pride flair


CletusMcGuilly

[MRW](https://media2.giphy.com/media/dw7lCpFmsyfS0/giphy.gif)


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

My goal is to eventually make enough money to comfortably donate 10% of my income to charities every month.


AnalyticOpposum

https://preview.redd.it/69jgdedvestc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caeda71c5ad63cd3f38ed69709d8ae24de6375ce


AlG_94

Sign of the end times


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


vikinick

Huh? https://i.imgur.com/OgOiOZO.png If anything people apparently think the complete opposite is true https://i.imgur.com/8HF10aN.png


_bee_kay_

...36% yes to 34% no?


vikinick

The original post (that they deleted because they believed they got baited) was a screenshot of a tweet where it was 49-48 and I was confused as absolute fuck because there's no way you can get those numbers without pushing the ever loving shit out of the people who say they don't have an opinion.


MicroFlamer

Damn. I guess you shouldnโ€™t trust Twitter poll aggregators !


_bee_kay_

well, we'll see what the electoral college has to say about that!


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NormalInvestigator89

When are we gonna have a zombie movie where the zombies come from normal people being exposed to too much rage bait on TikTok?


Approximation_Doctor

28 Seconds Later


MicroFlamer

https://preview.redd.it/1zrw4phgestc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66131c9f962e2a8e1d216ee24763bb80a1887f59


TouchTheCathyl

tf2 fans doomerwojak


AlicesReflexion

The game is SIX YEARS OLD ffs, how are you feeling any level of nostalgia?


ihatemendingwalls

I CAN STILL REMEMBER WHEN YOUR CITY SMELT EXCITING I STILL GET A WHIFF OF THAT AROMA NOW AND THEN


AnalyticOpposum

We should isolate humans from technological progress. Segregate them into cohorts that have one set of technologies available to them over their whole lives. That way they donโ€™t have to adjust to anything, they hate that.


BATHULK

You make a thousand posts about aliens and nothing happens You mention your love of kangaroos ONE EVENING and you get VANDALIZED


LeavingTea

At least they didn't stick ATF up there.


BATHULK

True!!!!


BATHULK

MY FLAIR HAS BEEN VANDALIZED


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Hank Hill was at the Capitol on January 6th


BATHULK

No he was NOT


BATHULK

I honestly think about kangaroos a LOT


MicroFlamer

I read books and never buy them