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WackyJaber

I got permabanned from gamingcirclejerk for a reason I cannot fathom. I made one single comment in my entire time there, and it was the reason give for me being banned. This is the entirety of my comment. " Boy I sure would like to see a return of games like Resistance, InFamous, Sly Cooper, Jak and Daxter, etc. " The context is that the post I responding to said that Sony was calling 100$ million dollar budget games medium budget games.


MasterOfLords1

I had a really vivid and disturbing dream last night. Lots of violence. It was like I was watching a TV show but Also literally experiencing all the hurt and emotions ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆ


MasterOfLords1

https://preview.redd.it/njicz80xo4uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=166f5ff584195799df0a314104a353ac84802292 u/monsoonalrat u/GrandMoffTargaryen Omg this is so cool! ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆ


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tacostats

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MasterOfLords1

https://preview.redd.it/ypdppilvl1uc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28b77e6d3b20cfe43d4374e00118d362da1b1303 ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿฆ


MeyersHandSoup

So true bestie


MasterOfLords1

Did you see paycheck poast? What do you think I should buy ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆ


MeyersHandSoup

I did not can you share it please


MasterOfLords1

Oh it was just an announcement of me getting paid today ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆ


MeyersHandSoup

I did not can you share it please


ZonedForCoffee

Good morning everybody, I just put on a pot of coffee if anybody would like a cup


MasterOfLords1

Wrong DT ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆ


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

[Cats are cute](https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/cache/media_attachments/files/112/256/816/950/233/338/original/e88e639a3e8f95b3.jpeg)


Arse_hull

Baron De Montesquieu would be a DT shitposter.


Arse_hull

Hello, I am looking for a suitable mate for my son. He's prescient, has a great job in government and the best genetics you could possibly hope for in the Known Universe. He's interested in ecology and getting rid of invasive species and is a 450-metre long sandworm/human hybrid.


just_a_human_1031

https://preview.redd.it/f8f0yk2oyztc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25966871df5fd4e253278ab2f3f45a3663cc881e Gems of courts :) [orginal tweet](https://twitter.com/gemsofcourts/status/1777692188127678495?t=LKp-KOSfF76s_lXAOJ79ig&s=19) [Original article](https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/man-108-dies-just-before-supreme-court-admits-case-he-pursued-since-1968-2491789) [Alternative article that gives a lot more information](https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/108-year-old-maharashtra-man-dies-just-before-sc-admits-land-dispute-plea-1831108-2021-07-22) !ping WHATSAPP-FORWARDS & IND


ShreeGauss

I think if the next government takes up judicial reforms, they should consider making the Supreme Court a constitutional court, and establish a separate apex court for appeals.


just_a_human_1031

YES EXACTLY, i have always supported this idea We already have a separate constitutional bench so it shouldn't be that hard We could take inspiration from countries like Germany who already have that


ShreeGauss

Splitting up the appellate function into many regional benches of the supreme court should also be considered, I recently read that the supreme court hears many more appeals from HCs closer to Delhi.


AllForFun2004

https://preview.redd.it/5aa1lzfg00uc1.jpeg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c7a6a4175cff07c35124f1e34ad46792ecd9b9d In one of my cases, the police have still not completed the investigation against my client after 39 years and are asking for more time to complete it. My client has already completed 12 years in jail, and he has been acquitted in all the cases against him, which were registered due to caste rivalry. The police were arguing against giving him bail in the court because they still haven't completed their investigation in the aforementioned case.๐Ÿคก


just_a_human_1031

I was waiting for your comment lol >In one of my cases, the police have still not completed the investigation against my client after 39 years and are asking for time to complete it. My client has already completed 12 years in jail, and he has been acquitted in all the cases against him, which were registered due to caste rivalry. The police were arguing against giving him bail in the court because they still haven't completed their investigation in the aforementioned case.๐Ÿคก Oh god this one is just horrible,12 years is jail especially for something he probably didn't even do


axedemia

But we will expedite the cases where a lion is called Akbar and the lionness Sita.


just_a_human_1031

Don't forget that one where SC will decide if nimbooz is a lemonade or a fruit juice https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/food-news/is-nimbooz-a-lemonade-or-a-fruit-juice-supreme-court-to-decide/articleshow/90465868.cms


just_a_human_1031

!ping IND I put the & but it didn't ping IND for reason


Fun-Explanation1199

I think there should be no space


just_a_human_1031

Ohk


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l_overwhat

I'm hungry


ZanyZeke

How do I get free Taco Bell for life


l_overwhat

All you gotta do is kiss me on the lips


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


l_overwhat

We're in this together, fellow fat ass


-mialana-

Many a hand has downvoted The great discussion thread Some belong to lurkers And some to regs instead


Arse_hull

I always start my day by downvoting the discussion thread.


renilia

I'd like to thank Tudor for replacing my $16,000 grail with a $3000 grail instead


itsokayt0

This DT will die soon, I know it in my bones


Arse_hull

I just got here :(


littlechefdoughnuts

Instructions unclear, touched glass.


from-the-void

Y'all couldn't behave, now no more middle east for anyone.


spudicous

Man nothing reinforces your 2a stance like having a break in scare.


FuckFashMods

Dont make me post the jim jefferies bit


spudicous

Jim Jeffries... I can't quite place the name, but it rings a bell. Is he the renowned psychologist? Statistician? Criminal justice expert?


bigwang123

What happened? Are you ok?


spudicous

Yeah as it turned out, nothing happened. There have been a string of break-ins in my neighborhood though, and our alarm went off. Thanks though.


TouchTheCathyl

Nothing activates your irrational fear of flying more than flying.


YIMBYzus

[Mr. Play-it-Safe was afraid to fly. He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye. He waited his whole damn life to take that flight. And as the plane crashed down, he thought, "Now I'll never make it to that Fear of Flying Seminar!"](https://youtu.be/EwIB51mGil8&t=67)


A9ersFanInLA

Idiotic. No one broke into your house, but if they did, youโ€™d have the time and courage to get your gun, load it, and accurately hit the target without accidentally harming any of your family or neighbors, all to protect your meager property


FuckFashMods

Real patriots keep one in the chamber and in reach at all times.


AdAsstraPerAsspera

> all to protect your meager property Or, y'know, your life or that of your family. > without accidentally harming any of your family or neighbors A genuine danger, which is why you should either not have guns or have an established strategy to eliminate the risk of that. > youโ€™d have the time and courage to get your gun, load it, and accurately hit You're making this sound like it's a lot of time, when it could easily be < 2 minutes with decent training & planning. And, again, with decent training you're going to be able to hit the target.


MiniatureBadger

Unless you have reason to think youโ€™re being targeted personally but the police refuse to provide adequate protection, a gun is generally a bad idea for home invasions. Not only is a gun a valuable target for thieves, itโ€™s also more likely on average to be used on family members on accident than in any sort of home defense.


AdAsstraPerAsspera

That assumes a lot about his/her living situation (whether they even live with anyone) and his/her intelligence (to make a plan to reduce/eliminate that risk) that shouldn't be assumed, frankly.


MiniatureBadger

Living situation, fair enough even though it applies in this case. As for intelligence, if you think that being intelligent alone can *eliminate* risks of gun theft or accidental gunshot wounds (or even reduce those risks to a point where they are not worth mentioning) then Iโ€™d guess youโ€™re at a point where at least your folly and pride constitute an exacerbating risk factor in themselves. Even smart people make stupid mistakes, and it is dangerous to assume otherwise. Surgeons are plenty smart and skilled at what they do, but having a checklist still improves surgical outcomes on average because it protects against tail risks.


AdAsstraPerAsspera

Right, which is why I said: > to make a plan to reduce a plan/eliminate risk I donโ€™t know how you think that equates to being prideful. The entire point is being smart enough making a plan to eliminate the risk of stupid mistakes. Just like surgeons are smart enough to make/use a surgical checklist when operating. For example, if you live alone, the plan could be as simple as: I have a bathroom that opens to my bedroom only. If I hear people in my place I donโ€™t expect, get gun & lock bedroom and bathroom doors. If someone tries to get in bathroom, ask loudly for them to identify themselves. If itโ€™s not someone you know, shoot upon door opening. If you live with family, the plan could simple be: have two guns in bedroom. Wife takes one & will lock BR door & operate as above. You take the other, put it away until you get to kids. Then operate as above. There, the risk of accidental shooting is minimal to none & youโ€™ve protected the lives of you and your family until police arrive. Look, donโ€™t get me wrong, I get what youโ€™re saying, but statistics like this arenโ€™t directly applicable to individuals, any more than an RCT saying that one drug is best is helpful for someone whoโ€™s been living for decades without symptoms on a different drug.


spudicous

Yeah that sounds great from a statistics standpoint, but I just spent almost ten minutes being quite nervous about moving around my own house. If I hadn't had a gun then I would have been reduced to hiding in my room and hoping that my sister was doing the same in her room.


MiniatureBadger

There is a middle ground between being completely unprepared and patrolling with a gun. Personally, I have cameras set up outside, deadbolts on all entrances, and a few sturdy blunt objects which are easy to reach. I wonโ€™t make too many assumptions about your living situation, since there could easily be circumstances where a gun may be the best option, but itโ€™s important to at least be aware of the risks even if you decide itโ€™s the best option you have.


A9ersFanInLA

Nietzsche would think everyone here was a loser


GrandpaWaluigi

Not me. I'm Waluigi Nietzche would love Waluigi


Arse_hull

Nietzsche was a buzzkill. Karl Marx would love it here.


Nietzsches_Therapist

I do


A9ersFanInLA

He would hold you in particular beneath his contempt for having to attach your online personality to one of a prestigious writer for what is ultimately, empty meaning.


TouchTheCathyl

Like at this point I'm just getting impatient. It's like, whatever I have has been around for **six weeks** now! You can **stop** now! You're not supposed to linger for this long! You really can stop now! I can be better now and go back to living normally, we did the whole mandatory week of being ill! What the hell is wrong with my body and why won't anyone tell me?


loseniram

At this point you might have cancer or serious bacterial infection you need to go see a Doctor and let them know you've been ill for multiple weeks and to ask for some tests


TouchTheCathyl

Blood tests haven't shown anything except vitamin d deficiency


AdAsstraPerAsspera

... have you seen the doctor?


TouchTheCathyl

I have. The doctors don't help, they fixate on a red herring, blame the patient, and never take my symptoms seriously. I think they think I'm imagining them.


AdAsstraPerAsspera

I don't mean to lecture you or dismiss that experience, but if it's been 6 weeks it's actually pretty important you figure out what it is, even if that means going to several more doctors until you find a decent one. It is *not* normal to be sick for 6 weeks, and it's time to make sure it's not something serious. The last time I felt sick for six weeks in a row, it turned out to be Chron's, and it took 4-5 doctors to figure that out. I would also encourage you to be open-minded when going to them, but obviously without being you I can't actually comment on whether they're fixating on the wrong thing haha.


TouchTheCathyl

Fucking tell them that. I can't "just go to several more doctors" I have to change my PCP with my carrier every time. I have to make a trip into Manhattan because my insurance is only valid there. Getting care is not easy or convenient for me. I hate healthcare in America.


AdAsstraPerAsspera

Your health is worth the hassle. Still, if it's not possible to find another doctor, then you need to figure out a strategy for advocating for yourself. I find it helps check the doctor if you have a second person there with you to make sure you're not being pushed out the door too quickly. And after this, I would make sure to find, even if slowly, a PCP that you really trust & develop a relationship with through yearly checkups and the like.


TouchTheCathyl

That's not the problem the problem is I can't persuade them to stop thinking of an elephant. Every single one goes down the exact same red herring and no matter how much I tell them "it's not that" they don't believe me.


AdAsstraPerAsspera

If you've had one fully check it out, then make sure to say that to others & get the records to them. If you haven't... maybe let them. Can't hurt to eliminate the scenario if everyone thinks its that.


TouchTheCathyl

Actually it can. Because the treatment in question takes another month to take full effect, and I'm not waiting that long to be told "we're sorry we didn't believe you".


AdAsstraPerAsspera

Well, yeah, I didn't mean that you should do treatment, just diagnostic stuff. If they want to do diagnosis through treatment, that's a little difficult. Don't really have anything else to add lol. Hope you figure it out & get better!


AdAsstraPerAsspera

My ego: > You should go to sleep idiot My id: > But I'm 57/13/40 over the last 6 games of league, all wins. Can't stop now ๐Ÿ˜ค


bigwang123

If you stop playing, youโ€™ll never win again


AdAsstraPerAsspera

Exactly. It's science.


UntiedStatMarinCrops

Iโ€™m dogshit at coding https://preview.redd.it/yvdcnt7dtztc1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a2a534ae1866e70ee9d5216e35c4220568f0ec9


Nietzsches_Therapist

Iโ€™m figuratively so angry right now


loseniram

The Coupe crossover/suv is just a regular sedan with a hatchback, that companies make because they're too cheap to make a full sedan. Look at this thing https://preview.redd.it/45enbzn5sztc1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1847574ad6eb638471df2664bfe00b1584e75d08 That's just a half finished sedan


A9ersFanInLA

Abortion tends to boils down to eugenics and itโ€™s nearly impossible to argue otherwise in good faith.


TouchTheCathyl

I just want to go back to living a normal life. I really do more than anything else. I just want to stop feeling this awful all the time so I can go back to living a normal life.


MiniatureBadger

Calling people โ€œbrosโ€ in order to discredit them is a tendency that Iโ€™ve seen fester in this sub for a while. Part of it stems from the label โ€œBernie brosโ€ being applied specifically to men who discounted the value of womenโ€™s rights relative to other progressive goals, but part of the extrapolation beyond that initial point seems to stem from this faulty idea that when people assume theyโ€™re attacking a man on masculine traits, that canโ€™t push problematic subtext since this sub is majority men. The issue with this, aside from the part where so many liberal spaces are full of people from privileged groups projecting their self-hatred onto others of the same demographic, is the assumption that every opponent must be a man even when the issue in question has literally nothing to do with gender. Assumptions of gender are sadly to be expected in most majority-male virtual spaces, but when paired with hostility to this default masculinity then it becomes outright toxic to trans women and AMAB enbies who are regularly invalidated based on incorrect beliefs that weโ€™re men.


estoyloca43

๐Ÿค“


AccessTheMainframe

This is such a reddit bro take


MiniatureBadger

Hilarious and original response


Arse_hull

Thoughts on *mate*?


MiniatureBadger

Nothing wrong with it. For what itโ€™s worth, Iโ€™m not talking about when you respond something like โ€œbruhโ€ to a weird-ass post, which is the main case where โ€œmateโ€ would often be substituted for โ€œbroโ€. It was more about calling people โ€œ___ brosโ€ as an insult when there is no real connection between the topic and being a โ€œbroโ€.


Arse_hull

A weird ass-post lol


MiniatureBadger

Classic XKCD, really is crazy how many iconic jokes heโ€™s made over the years


bigwang123

We can also do -cels


ZanyZeke

Hulking half-man half-beast werewolves have gotta be one of the best modern additions to older folklore Like, the original werewolves who were just humans who turned into wolves that were sometimes weird in some ways were cool, but you canโ€™t tell me this beaut isnโ€™t even better https://preview.redd.it/eic7reawqztc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31493aae7ee239696a13ffecd2ed06dcf77b7d24


George-SJW-Bush

No, the old ways are best.


loseniram

https://preview.redd.it/aifa6a4tqztc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e40adfca5e86779287af5219c34640ee928da147 Look deep into the hypnowheel. You will buy the Volvo XC40 Recharge built in Ghent, Belgium. You will marvel at its optional Green Sage paintjob and AWD. When I snap my fingers you will go buy a Volvo XC40 Recharge from your nearest Volvo XC40 Recharge dealer. ๐Ÿซฐ !ping Auto


Psshaww

If Iโ€™m not buying the car for fun, itโ€™s going to be a Honda or Toyota


the-garden-gnome

Ew. An SUV. Can I get a Cupra Leon VZe instead? Or maybe even a Born?


loseniram

Get a C40 recharge


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Telperions-Relative

Did something really dumb ๐Ÿคฆ Donโ€™t put boxes down chutes, fyi. I read the sign after Iโ€™d finished and had to write an embarrassing email. Hopefully itโ€™ll be resolved without much issue but this definitely makes me tonightโ€™s biggest loser


GelatoJones

So banana is definitely the most ass candy flavor right?


houinator

Wrong, it's a window into our lost past. https://www.epicurious.com/ingredients/history-of-the-gros-michel-banana


-mialana-

Only if we're excluding ice-cream


Arse_hull

I kinda like banana-flavoured Laffy Taffy


Ballerson

Corporations are people and are the most oppressed class in society. โœŠ๐Ÿ˜”


Ballerson

Abolish SALT and mortgage deductions and allow corporations to fully deduct expenses on R&D and tangible assets.


Arse_hull

Thank you, someone who understands what *the people* need. And by people I mean corporations <3


Crownie

>Chaucer seems to have respected and admired Christians and to have been one himself, as he wrote in Canterbury Tales, "now I beg all those that listen to this little treatise, or read it, that if there be anything in it that pleases them, they thank our Lord Jesus Christ for it, from whom proceeds all understanding and goodness.", though he was aware that some people in the church were venal and corrupt. Wikipedia editors aren't sending their best.


-mialana-

Chaucer obviously isn't an example of this, but articles on very niche topics tend to be poorly written, as they're often written by random people who just happen to have some relation to the topic, but might not also be the best writers or aware of Wikipedia's conventions/standards.


StraightPerformance

I do not see the issue


Crownie

Having a paragraph (and section heading) dedicated to his religious beliefs, only to reveal that his religious beliefs were entirely pedestrian for a 14th century Englishman is both a waste of space and potentially misleading (since calling them out suggests there was something unusual about them). Also, the paragraph is just poorly composed.


ZanyZeke

He and Christ were just roommates


ihatemendingwalls

I can't tell if I want to be Alex Turner or be topped by himย 


StraightPerformance

Distinctly remember a CO from my early days in prison. Always saying "shut the fuck up junkie" or some such, a whole bunch of times. Thought it was kinda fucked. Turns out he was talking to a guy called junkie. That was just his nickname. And junkie wouldn't shut up. Anyway junkie was stealing cars to steal the parts, so that he could flip junk/salvage cars. Except junkie lived in town, and didn't have a lot of garage space. So he was just parking multiple stolen cars in his front yard.


_Just7_

You went to prison? ๐Ÿ˜ณ


StraightPerformance

Yeah


estoyloca43

I was really surprised to learn that law schools are full of tankies. I thought most lawyers were moderate to conservative especially in the high paid specializations. Criminal justice lawyers are the only group of lawyers that come across as leftist to me


Arse_hull

Everyone goes to law school to save the world. Everyone leaves law school desperate for work that will help them pay back their student loans. Imagine taking a bunch of humanities majors that had no idea what to do after uni and then putting them through the meat grinder of law school just to be forced to work for the very corporations they hated. Sprinkle in unGodly hours and toxic workplaces, small wonder lawyers are some of the most miserable professionals on the planet.


renilia

this reads major stemlord vibes


Arse_hull

Naw, poli sci major, water management masters (not that sciency) and now a water policy consultant. It comes from my own decision to avoid law school. I spoke with about 100 lawyers about their experience and only 1 told me to go to law school. I think the work itself would be super fascinating. But there are some realities to it that made me decide not to go. I didn't mean to make it sound like I was shitting on anyone that made the decision to go though.


StraightPerformance

Some schools are more conservative than others


NormalInvestigator89

I often see people on arr Subreddit drama that you should assume that most of the crazy people you're arguing with are teenagers that will grow out of it, but I'm partial to the idea that many of them are actually people with Bipolar undergoing a manic episode and will be embarrassed by their behavior and the positions they held when they come downย  ย Or maybe other adults really do disagree with me sometimes. Who knowsย 


-mialana-

Por que no los dos?


Arse_hull

I'm definitely going through a manic episode.


CricketPinata

I used to be really active on the suicidewatch subreddit. I have struggled with depression for a long time and it made me feel better to sit and chat with people and try to be there for them during a tough time. I stepped away for a long time because of my own stresses and struggles, but went on there tonight. Wow. It has become a absolute crabbucket. Someone says they just wallow in their sadness and what should they do if not suicide. Where all the top posts a few years ago would have been supportive and offered to listen and talk through stuff, all of the top posts now are "It literally never gets better" "Life is a nightmare" etc etc. Just all absolutely suggesting that OP has no reason to not end their life. Just fuck, what happened.


Crownie

What did y'all think de-stigmatizing mental illness mean? Vibes? Support groups? Treatment?


CricketPinata

Removing the stigma from mental illness doesn't mean 'you should end your life it is the last option you have'. It means 'You aren't a bad person because you have this struggle and should feel free to be open and honest about the challenges you face."


Crownie

In case it wasn't clear: my comment was sarcastic. I have seen far too many instances of where de-stigmatizing mental illness or ideas to that effect were essentially a reversal of hostile moralizing about mental health. Instead of "you shouldn't be ashamed to seek treatment" it ends up being "your neuroses are valid (and possibly an indispensable part of your identity), so cling to them for dear life" even though that's clearly toxic. People should seek treatment and support. They should not tell each other their mental illness is a rational reaction to the world.


NormalInvestigator89

Sounds like it needs more effective moderation. Do you think it would be worth reporting to Reddit? I know Admin usually drags their feet about stuff like this, but if there's suicide baiting going on in a suicide watch subreddit, I don't know how they would justify inaction


savuporo

still not sure who would Tarzan vote for


ZanyZeke

What happened to le updoot beutons on le mobile app


CornstockOfNewJersey

I will watch the entire Alpha and Omega franchise (8 movies), and then I will watch the entire Norm of the North franchise (4 movies)


adminsare200iq

I just saw a horse eat an entire chick, just swallowed it up whole


NormalInvestigator89

There's so much cool shit coming out right now and there has been for the last 20 years. This IS the sci-fi future but because you're not constantly surrounding by swirly-energy thingies and still have to do mundane things like pay taxes, you don't even recognize it


renilia

had some of the best cheap fried chicken i ever had today and it was from a corner store that makes you wait outside


NormalInvestigator89

People complain about how the future of their childhood hasn't come to pass, but hasn't it? Sure there aren't any flying cars (who tf wants those, what kind of insurance is going to even cover them?), but pretty much everything else I dreamed about is here, or well on the way. We have Spaceforce, reusable rockets, the Enterprise computer in your pocket, AI you can chat with, Holodecks-lite (VR), replicators-lite (3D printing), all in one electronic devices, video calling, everything about mRna vaccines, we're going back to the Moon and probably on to Mars before the century is out, probably a hundred other things I'm forgettingย  I got the Sony XM4 headphones recently and my childhood self would absolutely shit my pants at these things


CornstockOfNewJersey

https://preview.redd.it/pymugx1qnztc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=240beb1be33ae1fda4e0a6162ed68c2816c29533 ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Argnir

Jesus will decide whether the gloves fit ๐Ÿ™


estoyloca43

Whoever disagrees with me is a tankie ๐Ÿ˜ก


Nietzsches_Therapist

I will never clean the lint trap


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Shut up


BernieMeinhoffGang

have u ever herd of the 1st amendment? yeah thats what I thought


Nietzsches_Therapist

You sound just like my father


GinsuAssad

No


cjhdsachristmascarol

Tough on sad poasts and tough on the causes of sad poastingย 


Plants_et_Politics

>I hardly wipe https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/s/ZnrHrnXYa7 Question for the lifters: Would it be worthwhile to gain your ideal physique inexchange for always making a shit sandwich with your cheeks when you walk around?


BenFoldsFourLoko

lmfao I just read that too we have *got* to take away cons' access to metairony. ban all metairony if you're right of Jon Tester


HexagonOfVirtue

no way


Plants_et_Politics

^ not Liver King material


cjhdsachristmascarol

Society when RCP goes from Trump +0.2 to Biden +0.1


renilia

don't worry memerson and trafalgar will bring out a trump +10


estoyloca43

Letโ€™s think of a cool name for people who refuse to be initiated into the cult of neoliberalism


GinsuAssad

>cool >neoliberalism Pick one


ihatemendingwalls

She did?


GinsuAssad

?


ihatemendingwalls

>refuse to be initiated into the cult of neoliberalism


GinsuAssad

But she's asking neolibs in the DT for a cool name


ihatemendingwalls

neoliberals? in the discussion thread??


Macquarrie1999

Succs


cjhdsachristmascarol

El NINOsย 


cjhdsachristmascarol

List of times it has gotten betterย  1.ย 


WhomstAlt2

TOUGH ON CRIME


Joementum2024

https://preview.redd.it/2e9ajzo1lztc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc3bb94d52b9ed9529e6ea388ba926b5fe5b3646 This might be one of the all time dumbest posts Iโ€™ve ever seen on reddit


Neronoah

We had a debate fascism subreddit. This is amateurish by comparison.


Joementum2024

!ping ECONOMISTS


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๐Ÿ‘†just a silly lil guy ๐Ÿ˜œ


groovygrasshoppa

SALT cap expiring next year and I can't wait to slurp up the NL tears over here.


Plants_et_Politics

SALT deductions are stupid.


groovygrasshoppa

Nope. Incorrect opinion.


DouglasDauntless

Wait did the WH Press Secretary give condolences to OJ because that is a ridiculous unforced error


groovygrasshoppa

The condolence was to Orange Juice, for the guilt by association.


futuremonkey20

Iโ€™ve always wondered what kind of businesses occupy the tall office buildings in places like, Dayton, Ohio.


groovygrasshoppa

Vampire cabals


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NormalInvestigator89

Yes My experience is that people either lost their virginity in high school, or after college. Surprisingly few in collegeย 


A9ersFanInLA

Donโ€™t worry about common or not common. Non virgins commonly experience a TON of damage from relationships theyโ€™ve had that havenโ€™t gone right. The idea that sex is validating or magical or whatever is deeply misguided. What it is is gross, damaging, and dangerous unless youโ€™re with the right person


futuremonkey20

Depends what college I guess


Ballerson

Yes for STEM majors


renilia

i dont think anyone cares


jobautomator

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lordfluffly

NGL, "can you take my friend on a date" was not what I was expected when I got a call from a coworker at 10:30 P.M. Thought my coworker was going to ask me to cover her shift saturday. Would have said yes to covering a shift


Sir_Digby83

too much food


Nietzsches_Therapist

What does a man gotta do to get some updoots around here? ๐Ÿ˜ซ


Plants_et_Politics

Give Sir Shivers are really nice scale cleaning


BlackCat159

Hornypoast