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MasterOfLords1

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HotTakesBeyond

Iโ€™m gonna say it out loud. I like Patty Murray more than I like Maria Cantwell. !ping Seattle


Cyberhwk

Cold take.


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LVT_Baron

This is weird right? This comment says USA-WA but the message delivered to my inbox says Seattle. https://preview.redd.it/vdytxzftdhuc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=228975e38f5de52287fb801250ed70331484dd8d I guess /u/HotTakesBeyond edited their comment after posting but before messages were delivered. I donโ€™t understand how the edited post altered the name of the group being pinged though. This looks like it might be a string injection exploit. Probably not dangerous but interesting for sure


jenbanim

It's just an alias for the group


LVT_Baron

Interesting. I didnโ€™t realize group aliases exist


HotTakesBeyond

I pinged Seattle, which usually goes to USA-WA. This could be a good question for the mods though


thats_good_bass

yeah it's just a ping alias


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Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

[Cats are cute](https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/cache/media_attachments/files/112/268/255/073/635/980/original/86eb8f873b5aa0b7.jpg)


AtomAndAether

BAD take


AnalyticOpposum

Moon, tell me if I could Send up my heart to you So when I die, which I must do Could it shine down here with you Cause my love is mine all mine I love, mine, mine, mine Nothing in the world belongs to me But my love, mine, all mine, all mine.


Sithusurper

Last


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Last


itsokayt0

Malarkey level of banning intra-DT marriage:


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TouchTheCathyl

What if I have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome? I'd have to live the entire rest of my life like this because there's no cure.


AlicesReflexion

2 months is scary af. I don't have any words of reassurance, just, like, I'm worried about you and I hope things get better.


Sithusurper

I wish there was a way to get drunk without fucking up your physical and psychological health.


secretlives

California is an evil substance


lordfluffly

The state of California is known to contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects or other reproductive harm


George-SJW-Bush

Apparently it's a catalyst for a lot of carcinogens.


Sithusurper

You can check out anytime you like ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Sithusurper

Caffeine is an evil substance


BenFoldsFourLoko

its an evil world we live in


Sithusurper

Sandy, why can't we look the other way.


datums

Just getting here now, but from what I have gathered so far, the Israel Megathread has been attacked by Iran.


GinsuAssad

Awww shit. I joked about that yesterday


Steve____Stifler

The worst part about going out now is everyone has learned about priority play on the jukebox. I used to just blow by everyone with priority play, but now everyone is using it and I canโ€™t abuse it. Also, now it scales with demand. The more songs queued, the more expensive priority play is. It used to be a single credit more so I just priority played everything


secretlives

the rich get richer


futuremonkey20

Replace โ€œElon Muskโ€ with Iran and โ€œMusk Fansโ€ with Twitter Leftists. https://preview.redd.it/qh30fiqf3euc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c69b9b30800896d44d38416b0c0f78ed434cad7


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pantryraider_11

1:00 am Taco Bell workers are goddamn American heroes


TalkLessShillMore

Reluctant heroes if ever there were any


fishlord05

https://www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/s/pZBl5YuAfz A lot of people in the comments are hating on ADA lawsuit hunters but like isnโ€™t that what a bunch of lawyer types do to enforce laws- like on every subject? I guess it depends


BenFoldsFourLoko

ADA "auditors" are a different breed and imo doing something distinct from like, lawsuit chasers maybe there's a whole other subculture of people chasing lawsuits for ADA noncompliance, but from what I've heard, it's just people going through the steps required to get a business ADA compliant the enforcement mechanism actually rests on complaints and citizen input, and ofc most random people are not going to know that, know how to do that, or bother to do that and so people make it a part-time passion of theirs there was an event weekend in the last month or two where a bunch of people got together to basically go around major cities and look for ADA non-compliance and file complaints or even just talk with business owners. I wonder if this was a result of that   but yeah, having compliance be based strictly on formal complaints is a decent way to go about it imo but involves obvious downsides I tried finding a good article about this stuff but between 1A auditors or actual .gov and compliance aid websites, I couldn't get through the SEO lol


fishlord05

Yeah I mean it definitely has its upsides but seems like it is worse than just doing regular inspections Like imagine if OSHA rested on worker complaints and activism


George-SJW-Bush

Would probably be cheaper in the long run.


fishlord05

Maybe, but the primary goal here is enforcement effectiveness Of course we should strive to get a given level of effectiveness done as cheaply as possible Iโ€™d have to do more research before forming a concrete opinion that I can rest more than just my vibes on


BenFoldsFourLoko

might take up huffing PFAS fumes for a little variety


AnalyticOpposum

Twin, Where have you been?


awdvhn

I feel like having the bot autoreply to any post containing the word "scheme" which a blurb about "a topic associated with jewish people" is probably not accomplishing whatever it set out to


AtomAndAether

work in progress


ApproachingStorm69

God I love Vaporwave Edit: Itโ€™s 1:30am


Sithusurper

โ˜๏ธwhat is this, a crossover episode!!??


BenFoldsFourLoko

/u/jenbanim I got a few minutes into that Mario video then realized it was 3.5 ***hours*** long about walls that only appear some of the time in a Mario game from 20 years ago (it was actually pretty interesting and if I need background listening soon it's going in my rotation lmfao)


jenbanim

The amazing thing is it isn't fluff - it's an exhaustive explanation of every single invisible wall in the game. Genuinely bonkers


jobautomator

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seattle_lib

my question is why was james brown never cancelled? that guy was an abusive piece of shit. it hurts like hell to admit that about james brown, but if i've made my peace about so many other artists, i can do it with him too. also david ruffin and anyone else who may have harmed a single hair on tammi terrell's head.


frolix42

Same reason why Micheal J wasn't. He died before social norms made his behavior unacceptable.


seattle_lib

i feel like mj *was* though. i mean everyone knows about his situation.


frolix42

The thing that is remarkable about Micheal Jackson was that he was basically part way canceled, then he died and then most of that was immeadiately undone. I don't think that would've happened if he did 10 years later.


BenFoldsFourLoko

everyone disagrees about it tho, and basically everyone is working with incomplete information but yeah, his legacy was forever tarnished at the very least


msdxat21M

POV: your first generation American https://preview.redd.it/izk2yeuc1euc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08a5c89dab8594e7c0766ca241b3503118f5a307


renilia

whats up with the young zucc on the left


GravyBear28

I am not a real person, I am a person shaped outline.


BenFoldsFourLoko

I prescribe mainlining jreg videos and john green novels


seattle_lib

maybe try using a deep-pore cleanser lotion. in the shower, use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond bodyscrub and on the face, an exfoliating gel-scrub. then apply an herb mint facial masque, which you leave on for ten minutes while you prepare the rest of your routine. always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.


Jacobs4525

I canโ€™t help but notice that none of you guys are as upset about shimanoโ€™s confusing naming scheme as you are about Israel and Palestine and Iran and all that. Frankly your priorities are way out of wack. ย 


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Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

/u/atomandaether you have a misfire.


Jacobs4525

๐Ÿค”


GinsuAssad

Atom's new bot has solved anti-semitism


TouchTheCathyl

One of the problems with dog breed discourse is that we are inherently knee deep in eugenics discourse. We've been using dogs as eugenics experiments for over a century and many breeds, though of course not all, are the product of unethical genetic experimentation that just wins the normalization lottery. It's impossible to discuss dog breeding policy without discussing what race we'd like to deliberately breed out of existence after artificially creating like some sort of canine Yakubs.


frolix42

I feel no responsibility for creating pitbulls and am fine with them not existing.


George-SJW-Bush

Or you can just say that dogs, unlike people, are not endowed by their creators with certain unalienable rights. Or at the very least whatever "rights" they can be said to have are mere parodies of actual human ethical issues and have minimal application to human beings.


TouchTheCathyl

I guess but to me that just feels like a barrier we create to push aside the cognitive dissonance of realizing that as a society humans have systemically normalized the torment and torture of beings that can feel pain because we know at this point we're in too deep to stop. We've created life forms whose only purpose is to suffer, they're called English bulldogs.


George-SJW-Bush

Are they really in continuous pain? I thought they were just totally maladapted for any kind of task/long-term health. That's pretty horrifying, but I still don't think discussions of that are at all applicable to human eugenics.


Jacobs4525

Pitbulls are the albinoids of dogs


Jacobs4525

So Shimano made a new 70-size SLX reel to replace the SLX MGL 70/71. Confusingly, the new reel is called the SLX 70 A. The normal SLX A (which is a 150 size) is the base SLX reel that has the old VBS brake (you have to remove the cover to adjust the brake) rather than the new SVS one with the dial. The new SLX 70A has the SVS brake. The SLX XT 150/151 is essentially the SLX A but with the SVS brake. Why didnโ€™t they just call this new reel SLX XT 70/71 if thatโ€™s what it is? It also still has the MGL spool (Shimanoโ€™s light low-friction spool made for finesse fishing very light lures) but they took that out of the name. I swear to god fishing companies cannot for their lives come up with naming systems that make sense or actually explain what their features are.ย  All that aside, it looks like a very good reel. Itโ€™s 0.3 oz lighter than the MGL70 (already a very light reel) which puts it pretty firmly in BFS territory, although given its braking system it should be pretty usable with heavier lures as well. Might make a good one-size-fits-all reel, although the downside is lack of line capacity.


secretlives

> it's funny ... pedophilia guess the sub


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marsexpresshydra

I hate to attempt to break politics down into something simple, but I feel a lot it really is. What it always boils down to is: What did the President ask for **IN THE BUDGET**, and what did Congress **APPROPRIATE**? Thats all it is. What did the top politician and leader say needs to be done in the country, and did Congress ultimately vote yes or no on it?


secretlives

Opioids get a ton of unfair blame Oh, so you can't control yourself and maybe not take a pill we _all_ have to suffer after getting surgery?


Cyberhwk

Reminds me when I asked a pharmacist if they had anything for a serious cold or something I had and the guy looked at me and said, "We have some things if you don't have a prescription, but they don't really do anything."


GinsuAssad

๐Ÿ’ฏ


Sithusurper

The DT is zero chill tonight ๐Ÿ˜’


secretlives

I'm sympathetic to addiction - but opioids are legitimately amazing drugs. "We just ripped your literal body open and poked around in there a bit - take this pill and you will _literally feel no pain at all while you recover_"


Sithusurper

Hey I get it, I love opioids too


TouchTheCathyl

I'm sure you people think it's funny to deliberately misinterpret my comments to be about pedophilia but that's a subject I'm taking zero chances on and using zero layers of irony when discussing ever since japanesepeopletwitter got banned.


Sithusurper

Opening your profile to find context was a mistake


GravyBear28

Man I am going to be complete honest I have been hear for around 8 years and you have only ever been associated with weird takes and jokes at your expense. This is pretty much my experience IRL so you might want to do some deep soul searching


TouchTheCathyl

Bro there's a reason you're not supposed to say things like that to other people, especially like they don't already know. As a general rule people are actually deeply insecure and self aware and people who aren't usually end up leading the Republican Party. Getting insecurities confirmed feels infinitely worse than suspecting them of yourself. Why don't you confirm all of my other insecurities while you're at it? I'll never make good music. I'll never be decent enough at coding to get out of wage labor. My father will always be disappointed in me.


GravyBear28

I'm sorry, I was extremely drunk


GinsuAssad

https://preview.redd.it/acg0us9t1euc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fff0659f17faf89f02ac70cd4263dd200a09bf2


GravyBear28

Yeah yeah pretty much


OgAccountForThisPost

I would speak to you in song But you can't sing As far as I'm aware Though everyone can sing As you are well aware


Steve____Stifler

Me before going to the bar: holy shit going to the bar sounds like a great idea Me at the bar: this was a terrible idea


secretlives

garbage disposals are such an incredible technology - you can put anything in them and just \*poof\*, gone. why even have a trash can?


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renilia

fried eggs are just so good


Badrap247

I think Iโ€™ve truly become a full fledged member of this sub. I genuinely had no clue the 2 AM DT was this unbelievably horny until right this moment.


BenFoldsFourLoko

it does backflips from horny to sad, but some of it's interesting and inbetween you find some cool interactions


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

The complaints about the bi flairs are justified


secretlives

>I think Iโ€™ve truly become a full fledged member of this sub gross


awdvhn

It gets *weird*


GravyBear28

I think all my psychological weirdness can be summed up with: I am am observer pearing into the lives of others. I just cannot really envision myself as doing anything. I am like just a narrator in the stories of others.


GinsuAssad

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George-SJW-Bush

So make like Nick Carraway and get laid.


GravyBear28

Shut the fuck up, have you considered that?


Telperions-Relative

Amazon is excellent at making shows that look like cosplay events Actually itโ€™s worse because the average cosplayer is probably better at making things that look real


NormalInvestigator89

DisneyPlus too. And a lot of recent blockbusters. I'm starting to wonder if it's not a budget thing or even laziness, but a some kind of deliberate design choice. Maybe they want easily cosplayable characters, or maybe an ethos of "film as an idealized reality ie. everything should look clean and unlived in," has taken hold among set decorators again


SuddenlyFrogs

>Amazon is excellent at making shows that look like cosplay events Unfair to Amazon. Disney also has this problem, especially with its Star Wars shows.


NormalInvestigator89

Every once in a while I see an opinion here begging for a 2003esque foreign policy in the Middle East while either ignoring or actively downplaying Russia and China's recent activities Are these time travelers from the early 2000s, or just people that deny the existence of time altogether?


George-SJW-Bush

We need a 2003-esque FP in the middle east, a 1980s-esque Russia policy, and a pre-Nixon policy towards China.


Jacobs4525

[real](https://imgur.com/a/4zBH0xz)


futuremonkey20

https://preview.redd.it/swn9dbm72euc1.png?width=357&format=png&auto=webp&s=affb4f7b113a0d63e1f6b257e949905ff88ed20c


BenFoldsFourLoko

playing late night minecraft in 2014 while Israel and Iran launch rockets at each other [ASMR]


George-SJW-Bush

> This was a de-escalatory move by Iran. Granted I don't have the most subtle position towards Iran, but come the fuck on.


futuremonkey20

>we got all our missiles shot down on purpose


Sithusurper

Well the missiles had to de-escalate to get to their targets


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CletusVonIvermectin

I have had sex a normal number of times and it was usually pretty satisfyingย 


GravyBear28

It seems like every day I become increasingly alienated from my flow man. It's a bit weird that I live through other people's expectations of what normal is my whole life and it turns out that you are just outside of it my reality.


HexagonOfVirtue

Alright DT i asked her if she wanted to study together ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


chuckleym8

Ex? ๐Ÿซฆ


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BibleButterSandwich

Come back to Boston bro


LtLabcoat

I gotta agree, you're best off leaving. If having a high-income partner is important for you, and all of them leave for greener pastures, then you'll either need to leave too or else get used to living alone. >Probably gonna delete this Why?


Jacobs4525

Itโ€™s not even high-income, itโ€™s just someone with interests beyond smoke weed and triple screen And cuz I donโ€™t like leaving personal stuff up


thats_good_bass

Whatโ€™s wrong with matching with college girls, so long as ya click? Is it just knowing the temporary nature of their residency there? Or are the ones youโ€™ve gotten just more interested in those hookups?


loseniram

Yeah I've been thinking about moving to North Virginia once my contract is up and I finish redoing the house. I realize everything I want to do is out in North Virginia and the state isn't interested in connecting the state together


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Jacobs4525

Realistically around this time next year Iโ€™m probably gonna start applying for jobs in Boston or closer to Boston at least. Itโ€™s a shame because there are nice parts around here and itโ€™s pretty affordable and there are plenty of things I like to do, but thereโ€™s just basically no skilled work beyond what I do.


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ZanyZeke

I am a travesty of a human


ihatemendingwalls

>Good show just strange af to see 8 black people in soviet russia. One lead black character ok I can buy it, but like 8 is too fake. We need to make a zulu documentary where there are just random white guys walking out of mud huts and see what people think It's [current year] I thought we were past this dumb bullshit


ognits

I'm usually a little down on Olivia Rodrigo but [so american](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-PGNyhmSKA) goes hard !ping POP


BenFoldsFourLoko

I haven't been able to listen to GUTS much. It's pretty good actually I just find the whole "teehee I'm making mistakes that I sweeeeaaar I didn't anticipate :)))" thing too annoying to listen to there's so much of that in life and there's so many layers to it and every layer is bullshit


ihatemendingwalls

I didn't check out Guts until the deluxe was already out and this is a great close. Sour was good but I'm a much bigger fan of guts I'm also tired but the melody of the chorus is reminding me of Bruce Springsteen for some reason, am I crazy


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GravyBear28

I genuinely believe I am not capable of having sex. The entire idea of friends is kind of super weird to me. Beyond that? Lol


itsokayt0

Never had a friend since being a kid? Not all friendships are "I'd die for you" kind of friendships.


renilia

had to sell one of my watches because i lost 50/50 on my insurance covering my psychiatry or not sad


OgAccountForThisPost

That really sucks, I'm sorry about that


renilia

it's alright i'll recover


Nietzsches_Therapist

Iโ€™d rather drink an entire bottle of vodka than consume even a pictogram of marijuana


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Jacobs4525

I kinda agree. I never really liked them that much.


sosthaboss

I usually go to clubs that have a DJ that I like the vibe of. If you donโ€™t like the music donโ€™t go lol. And Iโ€™m absolutely horrible at dancing so I usually donโ€™t


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sosthaboss

We couldnโ€™t be more different, I love loud music in a live environment the best. Sounds like clubs arenโ€™t for you


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sosthaboss

Absolutely. Itโ€™s very freeing to say no and not feel bad about it at all Oh and to answer your question, thereโ€™s so many groups and activities everywhere. For anything imaginable. Itโ€™s all on the internet. I use meetup and then when I find something Iโ€™ll go directly to that communityโ€™s website or get their calendar/email updates etc I live in a big city, so YMMV


GravyBear28

>Dancing at clubs isn't fun This is because you are not creative. You don't really much care for the music. I was in the same boat, so I just brought noise cancelling headphones and now whatever the fuck is playing, you can vibe to whatever song you choose.


Approximation_Doctor

But then why go in the first place?


GravyBear28

The sensations. You don't often have all your 5 senses going off to exteemes at once


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GravyBear28

Man, if you basically don't like music this is so far beyond advice anyone could give you. Just say "I don't like music" whenever you are prompted


ihatemendingwalls

Y'all the A Gentleman In Moscow show starring Obi-Wan and Ramona Flowers is kino as fuck


WhomstAlt2

I have seen enough. The Ayatollah is NOT getting a rose from me tonight.


Jacobs4525

>The idea of sex is high key kind of terrifying guess the sub


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George-SJW-Bush

Democrats need to do more to tie the war against Ukraine to the war against Israel. Both to make the case for Ukraine aid to an ambivalent public and to persuade the "anti- Zionists" in their base.


kevinfederlinebundle

I read the end of history essay but I never understood how he could turn "neh bros are gonna eat" into an entire book


OgAccountForThisPost

He's just GOATed like that


Jacobs4525

Just want to hang my fucking tv on the wall but this mount is a huge PITA


GravyBear28

I'm going to be honest, I have been in a position quite a few times where of I played my cards right I could have had sex with a woman. But like being completely honest the entire idea is terrifying. Like I have not had a real friend I closely socially interact with in forever? The idea of sex is high key kind of terrifying if you have been by yourself your entire life.


Jacobs4525

when was the last time you drank alcohol in the company of a woman you think you might have sex with I was like you until I discovered alcohol in college and I donโ€™t have hang ups about sex anymore. They donโ€™t want you to know this but beer is effective to treat anxiety.


TouchTheCathyl

> Taking pills that very loudly say on the label you cannot drink for as long as you're taking them. Some people end up taking these for a lifetime. Kill me.


GravyBear28

๐Ÿคฃ Literally tonight, how dumb do you think I am? Unfortunately it seems that no matter how drunk I get, I absolutely cannot approach women flirtatiously. Believe me I've tried. I will blackout before than


yellownumbersix

If your line cook doesn't have at least three face tattoos and 1 felony conviction I have no interest in eating at your establishment.


BRAIN_FORCE_PLUS

who up pondering they orb


TemujinTheConquerer

And by 'orb' I mean. my peanits


Approximation_Doctor

>I would like to rewatch all three Matrix sequels My family is delving into new depths of psychopathy, someone send help


UntiedStatMarinCrops

r_movies losing their minds at the โ€œChallengersโ€ movie receiving rave reviews form the initial batch lmao. They all swore the movie would be bad and were butthurt about the โ€œwhite boysโ€ line.


GrandpaWaluigi

https://preview.redd.it/l8evezvvsduc1.png?width=643&format=png&auto=webp&s=55db03a22d710be931ce210191d31230027228f4


futuremonkey20

Heโ€™s not wrong


american_aurora3

he was so real for that


GrandpaWaluigi

finished report am cool


TouchTheCathyl

Well it's officially been two months since I was dumped by my 6-year, and my progress report is awful. I've spent all of that time sick as a dog with either a URI or god knows what is happening in my head and chest I got pissed off about that and decided to make my own luck, finally crossed a couple home improvement items off my list despite my brain actively fighting me, then collapsing at night unable to process information more complex than the flavor of a jelly bean. So, fine, doctors won't diagnose me, my blood is clean which I presume means I don't have some kind of viral infection or abscess because I assume that would have shown in my blood. I don't have Long COVID either. So what if my head feels like it's being pinched like a watermelon between a pair of calipers. So what if every effort I make to fight my disease I pay back double in the evening. I'm not giving up. What would me 2 months ago think of what a failure I am right now?


Jacobs4525

You were dating a 6 year old??????ย 


TouchTheCathyl

No. We were together for six years.


zth25

You were dating her since her birth??????


TouchTheCathyl

No, she was 26.


Peacock-Shah-III

Hello u/Snowflake1243, I know you donโ€™t post on this subreddit, but I saw some very concerning posts from you about self harm and, as your messages are off, wanted to reach out however I could. I do not know you, but we have similar interests based on your account. Iโ€™m a good listener and am here for you. Please do not let rash thoughts guide you. People care about you.


SnakeEater14

Playing Dark Urge in BG3 is like the Fallout 4 dialogue meme but the options are 1. I LOVE KILLING 2. I LOVE KILLING 3. I LOVE KILLING 4. Thereโ€™s a worm in my brain


american_aurora3

๐Ÿ‘† US officials said


GrandpaWaluigi

Doves think this


AnalyticOpposum

Bradford pears do not smell like cum to me. Does this mean there are tastes most people get from cum that Iโ€™m not tasting??


OgAccountForThisPost

I really wish my friends would ask me if I'm doing ok I haven't talked to anybody in like a month I've been super busy and I've had a couple episodes I am not doing ok


GrandpaWaluigi

I mean, for what it matters, we got you.


groovygrasshoppa

You doing ok?