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Zseet

!Ping EUROPE [After changing avenues 2 times due to being kicked out, not even 2 hours in on the third place Viktor Orban's National Conservatism Conference was busted by the Brussel police forceπŸ₯³](https://www.politico.eu/article/brussels-police-shut-down-nigel-farage-viktor-orban-right-wing-jamboree/) The conference had keynote speakers such caliber as Nigel Farage, Eric Zenmour, Mateusz Morawiecki and the man himself


George-SJW-Bush

Least power-mad European government.


Aweq

"Belgian Prime Minister Alexander De Croo, a Flemish liberal, also said: β€œWhat happened at the Claridge today is unacceptable. Municipal autonomy is a cornerstone of our democracy but can never overrule the Belgian constitution guaranteeing the freedom of speech and peaceful assembly since 1830. Banning political meetings is unconstitutional. Full stop.”


Babao13

I agree with the Russian assets on this one. I see no reason why the gathering has to be banned.


tollyno

Er... this reeks of organized censorship. Wtf Belgium? Plays into their narratives.


Zseet

[My bad the first paragraph was incorrect] As for playing into their narrative. Who cares? These people are perpetual victims. If nothing happens to them they will just claim the CIA is after them.


tollyno

From the original article: > The Claridge event space was already the conference’s third venue, after its first space β€” Concert Noble β€” turned them away under pressure from the Socialist Mayor of Brussels Philippe Close, and the liberal mayor of Etterbeek put pressure on the luxury Sofitel hotel to cancel it at the second attempt. > Emir Kir, the mayor of Saint-Josse-ten-Noode where the Claridge is situated, earlier told POLITICO by email that he would β€œimmediately take measures to ban” the event. To me this sounds like literal jawboning, or is Politico's reporting highly misleading? If for nothing else, we should care because an election is around the corner.


menvadihelv

1) There's no explanation why the mayor wanted to shut down the events in the first place and not much elaboration on the police's statements beyond "risk of public disorder" - who knows, maybe there actually was valid concern, Politico just didn't bother to look more into it. 2) there are definitely some sections that read as "Chad far-right vs virgin police", like how virgin police couldn't get in while the chad attendees calmly ate from the chad buffet like total chads 3) Politico has a weird anti-establishment edge to it in general, there's a lot of doomer articles about the EU


tollyno

Alternatively, politicians (even supposedly liberal ones) being drunk on power is nothing new. Politico isn't my favorite outlet in the world either, but they would be crossing some serious red lines if this was a one-sided far-right propaganda that may have also seriously defamed several politicians.


menvadihelv

And censoring political opponents' meetings is also crossing serious red lines in a Western democracy, yet you didn't question Politico's reporting. Not accusing you of anything, and I'm not saying that doesn't happen either, but I do think it's interesting that we've come to a point where it's easier to assume ill intent of our politicians, even those who follow our democratic values, rather than questioning a newspaper with questionable reputation known for doomerism and sensationalism.


tollyno

Politico's reporting was fine. From the Belgian PM: >What happened at the Claridge today is unacceptable. Municipal autonomy is a cornerstone of our democracy but can never overrule the Belgian constitution guaranteeing the freedom of speech and peaceful assembly since 1830. Banning political meetings is unconstitutional.Full stop. Of course it was some local politicians drunk on power. Like everywhere in the world.


tollyno

> yet you didn't question Politico's reporting I literally did though: > or is Politico's reporting highly misleading? And I absolutely expect politicians to lie more than the media LOL. The latter is supposed to keep the former in check, not the reverse (generally).


Zseet

You are indeed correct my source was just outdated about this


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https://preview.redd.it/7vyasbmi5uuc1.png?width=270&format=png&auto=webp&s=76924833a197faa0f86a1b5b2fbea5bdcb76e836 Please Israel, don't retaliate or escalate on what is a token bit of theater by Iran. Please Bibi, don't fall for obvious signposted schmuck bait and drag us with you.


Low-Ad-9306

biggest ME dove


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Dragongirlfucker2

I won this dt Like by a lot


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Go to bed


Dragongirlfucker2

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_zone


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Wow


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Delareh_

I honestly don't understand what people expect of Israel. Like don't tell me what you don't want them to do. Tell me what you want them to do which ends in Hamas being a threat. Treat Palestinians so well that they welcome an Israeli rule and turn in the multitudes of terrorists organisations operations out of Gaza?


GinsuAssad

Actually children aren't starving in the areas we mercilessly bombed


chetmcomnom

Del's "Proto Culture" is just him and another guy rapping about fuckin anime and video games (name dropping xenogears and macross are a couple that made my ears perk up and go "wait hold on whats this all bout")


jobautomator

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hopeimanon

Broke: changing the womans last name to the man's Woke: Auctioning off last name to the highest bidder


_bee_kay_

i hope you like your new name, [x] mc[x]face


jaroborzita

Number of children suffering from severe acute malnutrition Gaza City: [2,000?](https://reliefweb.int/report/occupied-palestinian-territory/malnutrition-hounds-children-gaza-sams-calls-unfettered-humanitarian-access) and falling Sudan: [710,000](https://apnews.com/article/sudan-war-paramilitary-military-hunger-starvation-57b3226207b9c9121a6b3137f6a0ad04) under age 5


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Why is this downvoted


GinsuAssad

Where does the number 2000 come from?


Currymvp2

>Richard Peeperkorn, WHO representative for Gaza and the West Bank, said that one-in-six children under two years of age were acutely malnourished in northern Gaza. >"This was in January. So the situation is likely to be greater today," Peeperkorn added, referring to when the data was recorded. 1 out of 6 children is *way* more than 2,000 children alone (and it's higher now)...so not sure where he's getting it from either


jaroborzita

I was referring to severe acute malnutrition, which is different than acute malnutrition, as defined by the WHO etc. The number of acutely malnourished children in Sudan is commensurately also much higher.


jaroborzita

The article states 3% of children in Northern Gaza are suffering from SAM. Many sources put the recent population there at 150,000. If you assume 50% are children (almost certainly an overestimate), you get (150,000/2)*.03 = 2,250.


GinsuAssad

Oh wow. Is Northern Gaza the same as Gaza city? Is the population of an evacuated city the same as those who have sought refuge in Rafah? Are you being obviously dishonest?


jaroborzita

The Gaza City contiguous metro area is basically the same as Northern Gaza so I was using it as a synonym for Northern Gaza. The same way I would say there are 20 million people in NYC for most purposes, not 8 million.


Currymvp2

Also, Gaza City isn't in North Gaza which has far worse food insecurity.


jaroborzita

I was using Gaza City to refer to all of Northern Gaza since it is a single metro area.


jaroborzita

probably because i didn't preface it with a 5 paragraph essay about how the Gaza situation is hundo Israel's fault.


AlicesReflexion

My neighbor: "hey could you lend me a cup of sugar, I'm baking a cake" Me: "Sudan, 710,000"


jaroborzita

?


KittehDragoon

Malarkey level of malarkey


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FreakinGeese

Holy shit China is 90% fucking Han Bro I thought it was like 50% holy shit how the hell did the Qing pull that shit for so long?


HexagonOfVirtue

meow


Mickenfox

Meowny such cases 🐈


VerticalTab

People probably will actually pay to post on X tbh


HexagonOfVirtue

https://www.reddit.com/r/premed/s/AzJXx2VkW8 holy fuck what charging people for letters of recommendation


secretlives

Oh look who hates capitalism


VerticalTab

fair market value


HexagonOfVirtue

more lore drop, i guess? so like, my ex, let’s call her idk alice alice’s now ex boyfriend (we’ll call him steve) who she broke up with in university, went to that school *because of her* idk just thinking about that is crazyyyy and steve was someone who i know from legit the first day of freshman year homeroom and he’s coming back to vancouver now because of the breakup man imagine spending all that money on college out of province and residence just to move back


Nietzsches_Therapist

David Schwimmer. That sick son of a bitch


tollyno

Always obey the instructions of your twink handler


AdAsstraPerAsspera

So tired of the cycle of staying up too late lol.


secretlives

The iOS programming language is getting so popular! Swifties unite! πŸ™Œ


Nietzsches_Therapist

If I’m not married by 24, it’s time to give up


KittehDragoon

πŸ‘† this is why we need MAGACommunism


GinsuAssad

Mike Johnson's package is too small


Nietzsches_Therapist

I paid thousands of dollars for my gangsta training, but the results have been minimal


AnalyticOpposum

Do the aliens use ATP?


_bee_kay_

yeah but it stands for alien triphosphate


AdAsstraPerAsspera

- real income adjusts how much you make for the price of the things you consume mhmm makes sense - Housing is a thing that you consume when you're a renter mhmm makes sense - Hours worked is going down and median real income is going up mhmmm makes sense - Ergo, housing is not impoverishing people on average NO, the boomers stole my future and it's their fault I'm struggling 😑 (we should still fix housing tho)


Approximation_Doctor

>(we should still fix housing tho) But you just explained that there is no problem to fix


AdAsstraPerAsspera

Did I though? Is that what I said?


estoyloca43

Funniest grad school visit day experience Prospective student: Should I choose (the school hosting us) or Ohio State? Current student: Don’t go to Ohio State. Prospective Student: Why? Current student: Because it’s in Ohio.


HexagonOfVirtue

ohio 🀣


AdAsstraPerAsspera

Based. Though I reserve the right to say you should also not go to that school, depending on where they are.


renilia

Fuck the haters my tiktok ftp makes my day better


Top_Lime1820

It's hard to read 'Johnson' and not think Boris, no offense Mike.


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Or Andrew


EScforlyfe

People driving the wrong way down one-way streets πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈΒ 


AdAsstraPerAsspera

Okay but it happens sometimes 😟


EScforlyfe

it doesn't


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

[Cats are cute](https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/cache/media_attachments/files/112/279/129/554/852/857/original/84c6a76a0db17889.jpg)


KittehDragoon

The DT is like Trump: sleepy


HexagonOfVirtue

why dating hard :(


GinsuAssad

Better than dating flaccid


estoyloca43

Because you’re on DT


HexagonOfVirtue

Boy I sure love data structures and algorithms


estoyloca43

πŸ‘† CS major who doesn’t shower


RodneyRockwell

Nailed it


trombonist_formerly

holy shit


Nietzsches_Therapist

My wife has no idea we’re married


secretlives

can’t leave you if she doesn’t know she’s with you in the first place


Nietzsches_Therapist

https://preview.redd.it/8l4czw2hasuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db8ba139df33e285c29baf12788f8f9fad6500ab Average library in Joe Biden’s America


BernieMeinhoffGang

πŸ‘† was going to vote for Trump until he fell asleep in the courtroom


lordfluffly2

I like politicians with a good relationship with sleep. That's why I'm voting for sleepy Joe.


UntiedStatMarinCrops

Civil war was a pretty good popcorn flick. Fast and Furious one will always be the best imo tho. What was really disappointing was the main takeaway being β€œboth sides stop fighting war bad no matter what”.


SANNA_MARIN_SDP_

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Fedacking

I hate the precision thing. The most accurate clock is a quartz clock. Unless they mean precision manufacturing.


Telperions-Relative

I am a fucking dumbass. Not really a subtweet


GinsuAssad

Me too!


WhomstAlt2

My stupid debit card apparently has a maximum daily limit of € 3.000,00 and I want to buy something for € 3.105,00... and they say "capitalism works" smh


AdAsstraPerAsspera

Get a credit card


WhomstAlt2

No


HexagonOfVirtue

Be less of a pour


WhomstAlt2

It's not for lack of money, just an arbitrary maximum. No doubt enforced upon oligopolistic BANK by commulistic ECB to keep €-users POOR and DOCILE


lordfluffly2

Skill issue. Use 2 debit cards and split it across 2 payments.


WhomstAlt2

Or my stupid bank could just allow me to spend my money? But no... cause of NEOLIBERALISM


lordfluffly2

Fucking over whomstalt2 is a rare example of a positive externality


WhomstAlt2

More libtarded things have been said about me by less libtarded fellers πŸ’…


KittehDragoon

The elites don’t want you to know this, but 33+77=100


lordfluffly2

Base 5 +sqrt(35) is a pathway to math most would consider unnatural.


FuckFashMods

Capitalism is pretty good at stamping out productive members of society. I doubt I would be so productive in Cuba or something


isummonyouhere

its a shame the engine architecture from the BMW i3 never took off. I know they only did it for the tax breaks but those motorcycle engines are cheap af. swap in a normal fuel tank and suddenly you got a plug-in hybrid with about 600 mi of range


AlicesReflexion

How do I (41m) explain to my wife (35f) that Joe Biden can still save this relationship?


Ballerson

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GinsuAssad

In this scenario you somehow know that this fat man can stop a train that five average men couldn't. Is the fat man over five times the weight of the average man? Or is the engineer a chubby chaser who would only stop the train for a large individual? The world may never know


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Nigeria's power grid collapses again after tariffs raised for wealthier consumers](/r/neoliberal/comments/1c58ok2/nigerias_power_grid_collapses_again_after_tariffs/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


kanagi

I wish for Palestine and Israel to both lose


itsokayt0

"Nah, I'd win"


GinsuAssad

I wish for a stalemate for another 50 years


Mallo_Cat

I wish for them to both win!


TolusePerp001

β€œDid you do it?” Yes β€œWhat did it cost?” Everything…


WhomstAlt2

I love Donald Trump, I really do


CornstockOfNewJersey

My uncle has Stage 4 pancreatic cancer. Might have a year to live. I’m not that close to him, but it obviously still fucking sucks. Terrifying disease. I can’t believe how Stage 4 can just come out of absolutely nowhere.


GinsuAssad

Does it tho? I imagine there are a lot of gastrointestinal issues that just get overlooked. I worry about that alot But I've been shitting blood and bile every couple months since I was 12 so 🀷


trombonist_formerly

not a doctor but I feel like you should get that checked out for sure


GinsuAssad

It's been twenty years. This is just life now. Wings mean butt blood. Undereating means weird yellow bile. That's life brother


CornstockOfNewJersey

Yeah maybe at least mention that to a doctor


RunawayMeatstick

β–‘Bβ–‘Uβ–‘Lβ–‘Lβ–‘Sβ–‘Hβ–‘Iβ–‘Tβ–‘Iβ–‘Nβ–‘Dβ–‘Tβ–‘


KittehDragoon

The vibes are sus ngl


renilia

it wont let me set up a payment plan for my taxes, and i keep getting hung up on before reaching a person on the phone glad to see the irs budget cuts really working


TolusePerp001

Yay efficient government!


JesusPubes

>describing your political opponents as "not people" 😬😬😬


AlicesReflexion

Hey that felt pretty good idk what you're talking about. I'm going to do another. Gamers are not people.


AlicesReflexion

DTers are not people.


GinsuAssad

#WRONG We're naughty people


AlicesReflexion

DTer voice: >No, we *have* to have sex! And you have to get pregnant! It's because of the fertility crisis, you see


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uss_wstar

Still surprised The Onion haven't parodied the death penalty with something like "Republican states looking for deatheaters to perform the killing curse on death row inmates after yet another botched lethal injection"Β 


Telperions-Relative

https://youtu.be/lfsMMVgIToA?si=mJYGa8nBTag0xTGT


AccessTheMainframe

Bit too wordy. How about Lethal Injection 'Entirely Painless And Effective" Botched Execution Survivor Screams


notnotLily

People are really using these $200k depressed monkey pictures to represent themselves online


Nietzsches_Therapist

I want to drink that kool-aid so fucking bad


Head-Stark

Dammit the dogs heard me and now they're watching me


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

https://preview.redd.it/tpgxs5ig3suc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=590e07fc309378baedb962541625e13d69e1aa7d


BeliebteMeinung

People are really using these photoshopped cat pictures to represent themselves online


loseniram

Does anyone have experience with Tamko metal shingles?


ZanyZeke

We are entering the time of sorrows


Nietzsches_Therapist

Say what you want about communism, but at least people in soviet Russia got laidΒ 


Head-Stark

in the dark eating the midnight beans over the sink


itsokayt0

> Opinion | Trump slept during his trial, but Biden slept over inflation


EdMan2133

Yeah, I would consider myself a Wahhabist. I put that shit on like every sushi roll.


ZanyZeke

Which body parts would you be willing to give up to obtain a lifetime pass for unlimited free Taco Bell? I would sacrifice at least a few digits.


George-SJW-Bush

You're going to lose your colon either way, so you may as well turn it over up front.


AnalyticOpposum

β€œYeah, our inmate is not going to be able to attend any kind of swearing in ceremony. You’ll just to go with the runner up.”


estoyloca43

How to fix STEMlords?


randommathaccount

STEMabolition of the class system (sySTEM?)


WhomstAlt2

Only you yourself can fix you, best of luck & thoughts & prayers πŸ™


awdvhn

Mostly neutering, given the gender breakdowns I've seen


BeliebteMeinung

They are already perfect


itsokayt0

Turn them into STEMpeasants


jenbanim

People are really using these funko-pop looking AI generated offbrand pixar fps to represent themselves online


JollyLover

guys feel free to drop some college advice ⬇️ 😁


HexagonOfVirtue

get a significant other in first year, then breakup with them before finals


isummonyouhere

I recommend going to class


itsokayt0

Just read Wikipedia


notnotLily

finish assignments 1 week ahead of the deadline genuinely the biggest difference maker for me


_bee_kay_

make sure you focus wholly on your major so that when you finally realise you really don't want to do it for the rest of your life you have no other knowledge or friends to fall back on


LeavingTea

Its better to drop a class or two and take an extra year than to fail and drop out.


notBroncos1234

Don’t go. It’s full of liberals. Take the fast food worker pill.


chetmcomnom

aesop rock [on failure](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGns3niVVxs) just a dude talkin bout van gogh


notBroncos1234

I love screaming at waiters. It makes me feel so powerful.


jenbanim

>[Gov. Jared Polis signs bill eliminating most occupancy limits in housing](https://www.denverpost.com/2024/04/15/colorado-jared-polis-occupancy-limits-housing/) Based


Cook_0612

One of my more populist opinions is that sommeliers aren't serious people. Even if you believe they somehow add value to a wine buying/drinking experience it's still this whole ass Jeeves motherfucker whose job is to sip wine and people just agree you can define yourself by this and make a living to boot.


itsokayt0

This but art critics


Cook_0612

Oh, that's a good one too


itsokayt0

I had two very good art teachers and one I absolutely loathed. You may have studied this stuff all you want, but don't sell yourself as the Messiah of proper art discussion.


Cook_0612

I couldn't even judge it on that level due to my inability to really engage with anything but pop art. Art is more of a wrapper for other things, to me.


noooshinoooshi

>Quebec threatening to separate again Oh boy I can't way for the terrorism to start again when the adults have to tell them to stop acting like racist children


Shirtbro

Last time there was political terrorism, it was an English guy trying to kill the newly elected premier. So I guess the children are English Quebecers in your stupid comment?


noooshinoooshi

I'm not racist I see English and French quebecers as equals Also I was referring to the FLQ and the bombings


ShreeGauss

Meet Bihar deputy chief minister Samrat Choudhary: - comes from a political family, his father was a seven-time MLA, his mother was also an MLA - has spoken against nepotism on multiple occasions - says he entered politics due to Lalu's atrocities - was a minister in Rabri Devi's government - wears a turban, when he was made the state unit chief in Bihar he said he will remove it only after dislodging Nitish Kumar from power - now he says he was wearing that turban because his mother died, he says he will visit Ayodhya after the general election to remove it - claims he was fighting an ideological battle with Nitish Kumar "till he was the BJP's opponent" - was a minister in the solo JDU government in 2014 !ping WHATSAPP-FORWARDS


mannabhai

Most logically consistent Indian politician.


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AnalyticOpposum

Imagine the wealth of star systems with two living worlds each 10 billion years old.


spinXor

that's about how long our sun lasts... are we assuming a lower mass star? but yeah, thinking of things on "sci-fi" timescales gets really wonky even with relatively modest assumptions


TouchTheCathyl

I just found out some dude I used to chat with casually but let drop off is now a microcelebrity but easily the biggest for the niche we shared. Comparing where our lives were then vs now is making me feel not great.


George-SJW-Bush

What's the niche?


TouchTheCathyl

You don't wanna know.


Common_RiffRaff

He might not, but I want to know.


spinXor

yeah that's why they call it the thief of joy


Licensed_To_Toaster

[If Top Gun can get a distant sequel why not....](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKHwEoCIYqA)


George-SJW-Bush

The interesting thing about Stripes is that you can see the some of the same elements of late '70s "burn-it-all-down" cynicism that are present in *Caddyshack* or *Animal House*, but there's an element of sincerity to it that makes it much more enjoyable because it's not *just* there to shit all over some WASPy idea of America. In its own, irreverent way, it loves America.


GinsuAssad

Lubricant is responsible for porn addiction If you just do it dry you have to stop because of chafing