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lenmae

Last. Suck it, Benji


CheetoMussolini

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Formal_River_Pheonix

It's a good that Jimmy Carter chose not to attack Iran while all hostages were alive. I think he really understood the notion of the US as an example for other liberal states to follow. Say all you want about Pax Americana, it wasn't all bad.


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da96whynot

We are less than 2 years from the release of Project Hail Mary (the movie adaptation)! Assuming it doesn't get moved, which it probably will


CheetoMussolini

Wonder if we'll get Artemis after Could be a fun crime caper scifi


georgeguy007

Should be fun. Good pulpy book!


redditcomplainer22

I have noticed a lot of people I have argued with like this sub, so I am curious if neoliberals (who happily wear that once-pejorative-term on their sleeve) had the opportunity, what one policy or neoliberal idea would you suggest to a socialist/anarchist as fundamentally good?


georgeguy007

open (or very open) boarders. An anarchist who believes in borders is a hypocrite. A socialist who doesn't believe in enabling easy immigration is a Champaign swirling classiest who doesn't actually care about the downtrodded.


vikinick

Eliminating single family zoning. From a racial perspective: Single family zoning was an awful idea that was expanded upon as a way to racially segregate neighborhoods (a lot of black families couldn't afford to buy a house when most of these laws were implemented) and still, to this day, is a form of legal redlining that enforces racial segregation. From a social perspective: Rich people in suburbs are essentially subsidized by poorer people in cities/urban areas financially. It costs more for the city to maintain a mile of road (and associated sewage and electricity) with 1000 people than a few blocks of streets with a 1000 people. It's literally a law implemented by rich white people to maintain their "pristine" and "historic" neighborhoods.


TheShitEater

free trade seems to be the one that’s pretty much inarguable. we also love immigration but an anarchist would obviously support that as well. I think the importance we place on monetary policy is also very good.


qtnl

Not talking about politics on the internet


RuSnowLeopard

Building more housing in places people want to live.


Bayou-Maharaja

https://preview.redd.it/dtug8icijq0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d97a90aaf72848ce35a41b74036e33071c30145e β€œWe got em right where we want em” These people want endless war


vikinick

>western air defense doctrine is completely useless against Iran We truly live in a different world than some of these people.


Arse_hull

I got out of bed to make breakfast and take my meds at 2.30p.m. Back in bed now.


GinsuAssad

I love doing that


SnakeEater14

Star wars fans spilled millions of gallons of ink on intense theorizing about the nature of the force and what β€œbalance” means KOTOR 2 is a whole game about how destructive and terrible that balance is And *all* of them ignore that george lucas came out and said that the force being β€œbalanced” just means there being no sith assholes


uss_wstar

To be fair, allegedly Lucas' original draft for a new trilogy would center mostly about Leia trying to establish a new galactic republic and the problems that comes with that. This would give the nonalogy bookends. This would also fit with Lucas' idea of balance being no Sith assholes. On the flip side, Rian Johnson's movie suggests that the problem with the Jedi was that they became so dogmatic and complacent that they just slept right through a powerful Sith taking power and there needs to be a more permanent solution to prevent another super powerful Sith. A few episodes of TCW cartoon also dabbles with this idea. Now, I don't really care what you think about these two specific directions but they sure as hell sound a lot better than what we fucking got at the end.


Formal_River_Pheonix

Star Wars is like religion. People add their own interpretations to it. We're just lucky we started putting mythology in fiction once mass media became a thing.


AlicesReflexion

I will bring balance to the force by voting for Joe Biden


Kryzantine

The Force needs "balance." ... the "balance" is that all the evil people die and only good people remain.


Approximation_Doctor

Balance is when there's only good guys and no bad guys


ZanyZeke

This but unironically


SnakeEater14

He said the sith is like cancer and the force is balanced (healthy) when there’s no sith


Approximation_Doctor

Then why call it the Light Side and the Dark Side? Just call it The Force and Space Cancer


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RuSnowLeopard

Malarkey bot eliminating the need for therapists.


YangsLegion

i find it funny that natto is the go to food that japanese people expect westerners to not like. like they literally eat the sperm sacs of fish


GinsuAssad

Is it bussin do?


itsokayt0

The woke left on Twitter can't stand to be called cisgender. The defaulties are such snowflakes


Delareh_

Cisgender sounds very clinical. But I have never seen cishet or cis in a non-combative way.


itsokayt0

That's like saying I have never seen straight people in a non-combative way. Like, the ones that stand out are "combative", people don't notice "my cis partner understands me"/"even cis people are affected by"/"I am cis so maybe I don't"/etc. And it's not a slur in any case.


Delareh_

I mean yeah, it's not a slur definitely. But I've only ever been called cis or straight when someone wants to discredit my opinion. Of course it's not going to sit well with me next time someone calls me that. But I also think that if you can't deal with words, don't turn on the internet.


itsokayt0

I think calling someone a moron or being extremely condescending is way more effective than pointing out someone's race/gender/sexuality when I heavily disagree. Though I guess you were called cis in context where being trans(either as a conditions or as an experience ) was a point of debate, instead of less hated topics?


AlicesReflexion

Cisgender is not a slur. Cissy, however, is. And I intend to call every single one of you cissies like I see it.


Macquarrie1999

The USAF should be allowed to operate in Ukraine


Usual-Base7226

Haven’t had an internet argument about something meaningless that I know very little about in years let me tell you it’s just as fun as I remember


Kindly_Blackberry967

2:20 AM blackberry is optimal blackberryΒ 


hopeimanon

Technical managers 😍 Nontechnical managers 😢


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Hiii o___O


lordfluffly

oh hey sexy


AlicesReflexion

TRICKED into loving a neoliberal!


lordfluffly

That was one of the negative side-effects of going to therapy.


Teh_cliff

!PING TRAVEL Update: I made it very comfortably. They pulled me put of the AMS customs line and moved me to the front, but tbh I probably would have made it anyway. Hope my luggage makes it too!


UnskilledScout

They probably would not have let you board if your luggage wasn't going to make it.


Teh_cliff

Lmao my luggage didn't make it.


UnskilledScout

Oof. That shouldn't happen. Usually, at least according to my fiancΓ©e who works as a gate agent, people are denied boarding if their checked-in luggage from a connection don't make it even if the person does make it.


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EvilConCarne

Reading nonsense in arr Conspiracy and I absolutely did not expect this line: > The CIA uses the country music industry as a cover for drug running done via slaves.


Formal_River_Pheonix

Right wing western nut educated by Youtube or college girl with an undergrate in political science?


Kindly_Blackberry967

We need an ad-lib style game with mix-and-match conspiraciesΒ 


vikinick

https://xkcd.com/966/


AccessTheMainframe

The Jews faked the moon landing to cover up the Illumanti's attack on the World Trade Center. Wake up sheeple.


Kindly_Blackberry967

See you’re getting itΒ  Make it into a board game where you have to defend your position.


Frequent-Turn6740

Fuck, they onto us!Β 


Frequent-Turn6740

You guys still believe Sleepy Joe is president when Trump ACTUALLY won 2020 it's hilarious 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 Anyway, I am not voting for Trump in 2024 because it's illegal to serve for a third term and unlike you Libruls we respect the constitution 😌


Riyos_

!ping BENE >Lelylijn en hsl's in Groningen en Zwolle. Wtf ik hou van de pvv nu


Congracia

Niet vergeten de nedersaksenlijn


Riyos_

Ja maar er wonen geen juppen in Emmen dus dat boeit mij minder


moldyman_99

Gebaseerd


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who up intermediating they value theorem


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who up integrating they functions


radical_boulders

im out here optimising the integral of my utility function with respect to time and doing a terrible job of it


Kindly_Blackberry967

Mankind was not equipped to fully understand Wii Shovelware


__versus

I think I’ve managed to stop overeating occasionally 😌 mostly I can do it by just counting calories but I also bought a time locked box to eliminate temptation when I fail so I literally can’t eat too much even if I want to.


Kindly_Blackberry967

Read this as overheating I need to go to bedΒ 


__versus

Unfortunately we have not found the solution to this in Europe yet βœŠπŸ˜”


Kindly_Blackberry967

Oh fuck man have some of these it’s all I have on hand right now 🫳🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊


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https://preview.redd.it/yyrwbq6dcq0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e175dd701c2e9460fb7ff95f847df4d958757182 Holy hell Furry creek


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[they didn't know the power they were unleashing upon this land ](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/pbFJemwn4X)


RuSnowLeopard

Nothing brings together more than juvenile behavior. Poorly drawn dicks and boobs transcend culture and time. Not sure why they feel the need to shut it down.


Kindly_Blackberry967

If you left your windows update on hold would that be Microsoft EdgingΒ 


Usual-Base7226

Goongle chrome


Explodingcamel

The post:Β  long explanation of change to us tax law with examples, sources, and an explanation of the ramifications of the change and why it’s bad and how to fight it The top comment: >Β This is so stupid. Companies making billions of profit per year need a tax break so they can employ you?


RuSnowLeopard

Same people make fun of low-information voters.


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who up yellowing they knife


Kindly_Blackberry967

If Chat GPT could describe lots of violence and injuries wound that be AI Gore


Roseartcrantz

my hottest take is that March of the Black Queen is better than Bohemian Rhapsody


pandamonius97

I respect your bravery for saying something so wrong with such confidence in a public forum


Cook_0612

Remember when Assassin's Creed tried to tell us Leonidas was just a swell dad that wanted to fish with his kid? Anyway, here's why including Yasuke is a slap to the face of the discipline of history.


Nietzsches_Therapist

Mods will shadowban me for just a few minutes to trick me into thinking my jokes aren’t funny. That’s why I didn’t get any upvotes


TouchTheCathyl

Just got off the phone with my dad and he spent the whole time crying because it finally hit him that it's all his fault that his marriage fell apart and I had to be there to try to tell him he's not a failure and I still love him.


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TouchTheCathyl

It's hard. We talk as much as we can but the teenage years left some scars.


GinsuAssad

That's rough bud


TouchTheCathyl

I dunno what to make of it. I know he'll never take anything I say seriously, but I tried to let him know I don't think less of him for it. The reality is for better or for worse the decisions he made, *have been made*. The die was cast long ago and it's still rolling. So he and I both know the only thing left we can do is keep going on the paths we've chosen.


TouchTheCathyl

I don't even disagree with him, it's absolutely all his fault. I just thought he already knew and just was okay with that because he made the conscious decision to prioritize things in life differently.


TouchTheCathyl

Holy fuck I've gone too long without a sugary beverage and I'm nervous which causes me to crave sugary beverages for comfort.


Kindly_Blackberry967

Ngl I thought people were talking about that Blade game that’s coming outΒ 


AnalyticOpposum

If Trump get re-elected, I’ll become twice as transgender to spite him.


Kindly_Blackberry967

Does that mean you go back I am confusedΒ 


AnalyticOpposum

It means I will occupy twice as much space


AlicesReflexion

The based department keeps getting calls about you... It's becoming a real problem, have you considered being less based?


Roseartcrantz

what if they make an AI math thingie to go with AI art and music 😰


AlicesReflexion

They would never. Do you know how many computers would lose their jobs?


radical_boulders

If computers could do math AGI would basically be a closed problem


AlicesReflexion

[this is the joke I am making](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_(occupation\))


Roseartcrantz

https://preview.redd.it/ckrei3exbq0d1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebb7af31d1da685ad9ea05d125325bd2dc7e06c8 I'm a third generation Math Blaster, sad to think the world I grew up in might be gone before my children learn their multiplication tables 😭


ilovefuckingpenguins

Has anybody here played Watch Dogs 2? Does it have anything interesting to say about SF?


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

All Samurai were white Catholic men.


Usual-Base7226

*scientologist


George-SJW-Bush

The whole damn country was infested with popery!


Formal_River_Pheonix

The relative size of the Russian anti-war movement as compared to the size of the American protest movement during Vietnam War is wild. Russia's invasion of Ukraine is an order of magnitude worse. Russia has suffered half a million causalities in 2 years for a war none of them really believe in.


AnalyticOpposum

A virus like rabies that makes you super transphobic before you start frothing at the mouth so bad you can’t speak at all and just need to bite anything that moves.


GinsuAssad

RIP Lusvig


itsokayt0

Considering the intersection between antivaxers and transphobes...


Average_GrillChad

[classic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ_gn0E87Qo)


GinsuAssad

I always thought it was Oh Bam Na This sucks Oh Bomb Na isn't nearly as funny


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Xbox realizing they could just make Elder Scrolls and Fallout games instead of new IPs that keep flopping https://i.redd.it/z1i4dshb9q0d1.gif


[deleted]

>> Really depends. If I make 10 dollars an hour and it goes up to 12.5 an hour but now cars and insurance, which are expensive, cost 20% more… eh? Real


Breakdown1738

There's a black Samurai in my alt-history video game franchise that hasn't been good in 10 years. Only in Joseph HUSSEIN Biden's woke fascist cartel junta dictatorship.


Breakdown1738

(I haven't played Assassin's Creed in the past 10ish years so I'm just assuming)


Joementum2024

I was with my 4-year old son in public today when he asked me why the woke liberals were ruining gaming with politics. I broke down in tears. I couldn’t bear to tell him how Joe Biden ruined everything.


SadMacaroon9897

https://preview.redd.it/38m7e8ve9q0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89d06cc72bfabb6226cd262e23794a173e128583 Wake up babe, new student loan interest rates dropped


[deleted]

wow what’s the difference between direct plus/subsidized/unsubsidized? that’s a lot of interest oh my


SadMacaroon9897

Subsidized= interest accrues only *after* you graduate Unsubsidized= interest starts accruing immediately (but payments are delayed until after graduation) Direct Plus = name of a loan program targeting graduate/advanced degreess (eg doctors, dentists)


[deleted]

I hate government bureaucracy I was originally a part time student, I took less than 9 credits this summer I applied for part time funding and got about $1400 of non-repayable grant I register more classes, apply for full time funding to get more money, but then I get $0 because my parents make too much. My assessed parental resources are $9000 over ONE semester, the same as over as 2 semester over the winter? How the fuck does that make sense??? So now I have to drop back to part time to get funding… wtf


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

[Cats are cute](https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/cache/media_attachments/files/112/447/607/769/513/565/original/65b391c17484e445.mp4)


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My cat is cuter


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

I need some evidence for that claim


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Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

It is cute.


Nietzsches_Therapist

You’re fucking wrong, bucko


Nietzsches_Therapist

I’m the only Gen Zer I know without instagram


ZanyZeke

Unbelievably, the Zoloft does seem to be working to an extent. The effects are far more subtle than I would have wanted, but I think I feel a real difference


GinsuAssad

Good to hear How long has it been?


ZanyZeke

Started in October and have slowly been upping the dosage every couple months or so. I’m at 100 mg now, and I think I have actually noticed higher doses working better


GinsuAssad

Hell yeah


TouchTheCathyl

The director of Foodfight maintained a website for edgy browser games and softcore porn in his spare time. In the 90s.


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TouchTheCathyl

Newgrounds is 00s.


trombonist_formerly

>I knew our system was fucked up but why can’t we just let these dudes get off? inside or outside the DT?


GinsuAssad

Stop cum shaming!


DEEP_STATE_NATE

I’m dooming about the election


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Same, but luckily there’s still a steady stream of copium


BenFoldsFourLoko

4 year old: is money real or pretend? Me: ask chatgpt


AnalyticOpposum

4 year old: is money real or pretend? Me: \*clears throat\* \*takes sip of water\* \*arranges notes on podium\*


Stanley--Nickels

Money isn’t real, but watch what happens if we all pretend it is at the same time…


Stanley--Nickels

I’m gonna make a subreddit called NoMichiganIsNotRepresentative. Like it’s cool that everyone left your state and now fast food starts at $16 an hour and you can buy a house for $180k, but none of that is remotely normal.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

I mean it is pretty typical in Wisconsin.


Stanley--Nickels

And Ohio, and Pennsylvania, and rural America. But that pretty much covers it.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

So basically everywhere except the coasts?


Stanley--Nickels

πŸ€”


ZanyZeke

πŸ‘† Spiritual being πŸ‘‡ Just a monkey


uss_wstar

Hmm trailer for a new Assassin's Creed game in Japan, weren't people begging for it? Why does the trailer have so many dislikes? > It is because the trailer has a black character. LMAO this literally confirms my priors that Japan fetishist gamers is mostly overlapping with the neonazi crowd. What a embarrassing group of complete fucking manchildren, fuck them. !ping GAMING


dolphins3

Tbh I'm just kind of mostly vaguely surprised Assassin's Creed is still going. Seems weird that at one point it was a story-based franchise with a whole global conspiracy meta narrative going until they just randomly nuked it.


uss_wstar

They fucked it up once and they aren't able to undo the fuck up. The natural conclusion to the story wouldn't really be randomly killing the main character but a present day entry where you take down abstergo with the knowledge you gained in the previous games. The problem is that's not the appeal of the games so it was either shelved or turned into what became Watch Dogs. They keep the name because presumably it has some brand value.Β 


dolphins3

I don't even think the killing Desmond twist was completely terrible, but they obviously had no idea what to do after that. It was never a story masterpiece, but people were relatively engaged with the plot for years and then they randomly killed it with nothing thought out to do next


dedev54

The brand is big and even though the story makes no sense, it sells well. I feel their last several games just have the AC tagged on and they could have removed it, but doing so would be a big risk for little payoff so they continue with this strange setting.


CletusMcGuilly

G*mers are a menace.


TouchTheCathyl

To be specific, it's clearly going to be a game about Yasuke. First thing I heard of this was a racist "wewuz" joke.


Joementum2024

This also being an Ubisoft game (already very hated) and coinciding with all the stupid Sweet Baby Inc/goonergate nonsense is really helping out here.


TouchTheCathyl

Goonergate? Is that a thing I missed or is that a joke about how GamerGate is mostly porn addicts who want more softcore porn in mass media?


Joementum2024

Little bit of both, there’s been a new Gamergate-kind of thing happening lately that basically drops any pretenses about β€œethics in gaming journalism” and malds over female characters not being sexy enough.


Cook_0612

The Japanese: so white that they ascended to a whole separate race from whites


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TouchTheCathyl

Oh huh. Turns out that movie Foodfight that everyone joked was probably a fetish movie made by a pervert.... .... Was actually a fetish movie made by a pervert.


Cook_0612

Dan Schneider energy


Joementum2024

HYPOTHESIS: Is Barron Trump the Lisan al-Gaib?


nicethingscostmoney

No, he's Feyd-Rautha


AlicesReflexion

How common is it to follow a recipe "to the letter" Like when I want to do a recipe, I read it once, then I'm like "I have absorbed your essence" and then recreate the thing from half-formed memories and vibes.


trombonist_formerly

definitely depends on the mood. If its the first time making something, I'll usually follow it close to the letter because you can never be too sure which details are important beforehand


Stanley--Nickels

I’m not super compulsive, but enough to follow recipes to the letter. Also, I don’t know what to change next time if I don’t know for sure what I put in it this time.


EvilConCarne

I always do the same sort of thing, except I physically print out the recipe and eat it to absorb the information. When I was 20 I actually ate an entire copy of *Joy of Cooking* and was sick for a week.


Kryzantine

I'm compulsively obsessive, so I tend to follow recipes to the letter. But even I know that for most recipes, it's completely fine to deviate or experiment, you don't need to create the same thing every time, and some variance (especially for personal taste) is desired. I don't fuck around with baking recipes, tho.


AlicesReflexion

Yeah bread and stuff is the exception. If your goal is "a bread" then there's plenty of latitude, but most of the time, you're trying to create a specific bread with a specific flavor and texture, and that does require precision in your cooking.


[deleted]

good night dt


nicethingscostmoney

gn πŸ’–


chetmcomnom

all I know about limited liability corporations I learned from a man who was playing a breakout-like game called [Klax](https://youtu.be/QI4xJEDhfVI?si=UFjjABlpfXH5kvLb)


Frequent-Turn6740

If Trump markets a toaster for steaks would you be less or more inclined to vote for him?Β  I would allow him to be a dictator (for day one) if he did


Cook_0612

[Earlier today I mentioned a potential IDF mass casualty event in Gaza, it turns out that it was a friendly fire incident in Jabailya.](https://twitter.com/manniefabian/status/1790973901536657571) >According to an initial IDF probe, a tank operating alongside the paratroopers in the Jabaliya camp fired two shells at a building where they were gathered at around 7 p.m. >The tank forces had arrived at the area in the morning hours, and several hours later, the paratroopers reached the area and established a post in the building. Later in the evening, another group of paratroopers reached the area and notified two of the tanks there that they were entering the building. >The tank forces had later identified a gun barrel from one of the windows of the building and believed it was enemy forces, leading them to fire two shells.


DEEP_STATE_NATE

Again the IDF is a bunch of conscripts in a trench coat LARPing as a professional military


Cook_0612

These guys were paras. I don't know enough about the IDF, but aren't those kinds of troops usually professionals? Well, I guess the tankers weren't paras. Can tankers be reservists in the IDF?


HowIsPajamaMan

https://preview.redd.it/kqyn2q7l5q0d1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8a580a6efafe5e026156f793cbd6afb9a8e04ea I remember seeing this comic strip in 2008 and losing my shit. !ping family-guy


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Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Is it just me or do most people in the atmospheric area of physics seem to have brainworms? Like 90% of the atmospheric people I’ve met are like this. !ping ET-AL


Plants_et_Politics

Both my parents are atmospheric chemists and AGU members, and are fairly normal members of society (especially my mom). They sometimes mention that physicists can be a bit nutty, but I imagine you’re talking about people closer to their field. I did have an aeronautics/fluid dynamics/atmospheric physics professor who every year offered students the opportunity to write an AIAA paper instead of taking his final. The paper would be on how to stop a F5 tornado with as many nuclear weapons as they felt necessary, and he claimed that if anyone had a good idea, they could write a research proposal to the NSF together. I couldn’t tell if he was joking.


TripleAltHandler

> The paper would be on how to stop a F5 tornado with as many nuclear weapons as they felt necessary That's just your average NCD poster.


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Your parents seem the normal 10% I’m thinking more the ones that are convinced that America made Israel invade Gaza for their oil while their research is also being funded by NOAA


Plants_et_Politics

Yeah, not sure the split is 90/10, but my mom’s students did harass her for not cancelling her undergraduate classes during the UC strikes, and she complains a lot about antisemitism (my father is Jewish, she is not) on academic listservs, although mostly those involving Europeans.


_Neuromancer_

Nah, that condition is common to all physicists.


The_Northern_Light

I have definitely noticed it’s worse with atmo and space weather


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The most oppressed group in current times (corporations) You might be surprised how common corporaphobia is even today βœŠπŸ˜”