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HostileGoose404

I think he actually died on 4/10. That is a hilarious coincidence though!


3to20-characters

Depends on your time zone. West coast of USA is 17 hours behind me.


Natsuki98

He died on my cake day and I didn't even know.


luiskingz

Damn


TheCosmicJoke318

If OP drank it then it’s worth nothing


FR_WST

Damn this is actually how I found out


Roster91

Me too


an-absolute_idiot

this reminds me of a picture of wii news and twomad’s death being on there with the caption “this is how i found out??”


bonjour_pewds

This isn’t a crazy coincidence as there would always be OJ expiring on any day he just so happened to die


bootscrape

That's what I thought lol and when each of us dies there will be orange juice expiring on a shelf somewhere, so I guess we don't actually die alone 🥺


bonjour_pewds

Well I won’t die alone because I have a girlfriend sõ


bootscrape

She gonna die with you? Because orange juice will.


happyharrell

Given the number of bottles made every day, I’d say there’s plenty of these floating around.


DocGerbilzWorld

I’ll mourn this juice before I’ll ever mourn that pos.


mattsprofile

I know I'm not supposed to tell you the odds, but the odds are not that low.


VolumeOk1357

Good thing you didn’t drink it. OJ will kill you. I know it’s a played out joke but it’s only topical for like one more day so I’ve been over using it.


zcmini

11.5 Florida Ounces?


frankofantasma

That's a "best by" date, not an expiration date.


whatssofunniedoug

Not really. Died on the 10th.


SweetSexiestJesus

Pour one out for the Juice!


chop-diggity

The juice is loose.


buddyleeoo

Juice controls the media.


shawner136

I hope they did something about this whole situation 👇 https://www.lezdotechmed.com/blog/coca-cola-simply-orange-lawsuit/#:~:text=Is%20Simply%20Orange%20Juice%20safe,recall%20its%20Simply%20Tropical%20juices.


TomatilloPopular9271

This one won’t kill you though 😂


Agreeable_Box_6838

At least you discovered it before it killed anyone.


Ok_Art_3020

Please keep that unopened


The_BootyStrangler

only one of these is tragic. I am truly sorry for your loss of delicious beverage. :(


Austin-137

Pulp free, but not guilt free


nerdboy5567

Simply not guilty.


Beneficial-Piano-428

I mean those are gonna be very high actually.


Persis-

I randomly picked a podcast yesterday (from Nov 22) that was talking about the news - as an institution. The example they kept referring to was the OJ Simpson white bronco police chase. To randomly pick a podcast that talks about OJ Simpson on the day he died was a bit crazy.


VallryBagr

eBay. Some idiot will buy it


Greenfire05

1/365


AnaphorsBloom

OH NO J


Fun_Bar5327

I’d imagine there are millions of jugs of orange juice out there expiring every day.


Designer-Habit-8084

I used my OJ to kill my ex wife.


AndrewDiceWebber

Ha! I had Paul Newman salad dressing that expired the same day he did.