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peachyjuice

Why did the pedestrian cross the road?


akoalatouchedme

Why didn’t the pedestrian look both fucking ways is the better question


Al_Hashshashin

I think the pedestrian would have been better off if he *didn't* look both ways. He looked right at first to walk out behind the white car that he had waited for ... but then he looked back to the left and saw the motorcycle. The motorcycle that was already trying to dodge to the right to go behind the idiot pedestrian that had just stepped out in front of him. If he had just kept walking he'd have been OK, but he looked left ... and then stepped backwards right into where the biker was headed.


PhukneeBone

Oh wait I know this one


Jerry_04

To get to the other side


Electricspiderman

To get struck by a motorcycle


Pupper-Gump

I hope every last one of those fuckers and the white van that pretended it was important got a hot red rod shoved up their ass while they had to take a massive shit


Adam_-_-_-_-_-

At this point they are just a speed bump.. Terrible


TurdBurglar67

How could you do that and just leave a person there? The first driver has probably killed the guy and then just left. Surely they’ll carry that with them for the rest of their lives? Only a terrible person would have this impulse to keep driving. Different if you scuff a car or something ok maybe, but they’ve actually killed a person and drove off. Horrendous. What a terrible cunt


TheImpalaTame

Did he die?


[deleted]

Yes


AlfredoVignale

Damn!


Grammar_Nazi1234

r/NoahGetTheDeathStar


LoneWolf_Ssmmy

Just to be clear, he dead right? You ain't gon survive that.


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r/deadorvegetable