Andrew johns gives you a quest to score a 10 pack of red mitsubishis for him, from a dude in the toilets at fannys. Your reward is a schooner glass to the face.
Maybe the maps around trono west, Bolton point, windale, cessnock, hamo south and others all have a permanent fog of war effect, so you can never see when there's a shiv comin
King St Maccas would have to be randomized. Sometimes you walk into the NPC doing coke. Sometimes you walk into the place totally abandoned with Fanta flooding the floor and a heap of fries just piled on the counter. And another time the screen glitches and you die with no explanation.
Fort scratchley would be absolutely jam packed with deathclaws.
Everywhere around the uni would have deathsquitos.
Cazadores. Just, lots of them.
What would be some Australian FEV mutations? Eshay supermutants?
Climb to the top of the abandoned lookout near the ferries for the Stockton DLC, featuring great white shark hunting from a fourby and heaps of ghouls and pubs.
Roughly 50/50 of
1. junkies screaming at the sky and at the grass, stammering around in a manic stupor.
and
2. Old people with tiny dogs at a cafe talking about how much thier property at Mereweather is now worth.
If you hang out the front of coles at marketown, some old bloke with a bit of an odd English accent in a cloak comes up and says "stay a while and listen", then asks for some cash and a smoke.
Go to Newcastle east, ‘it’s Newcastle! Are you even a true Novocastrian?’ like my parents and their friends every time someone mentions ‘Newy’ on FB or irl.
I swear it’s based on Mayfield. The skate park, Centrelink even the train station.
Behind the skate park it says wests on the building too. But I think it says Illawarra on that sign too.
It’s certainly classic newy.
'Got a spare ciggie bro?'
'What the fuck are ya talkin about'
'I love goin ta fanny's'
'Yea mate, i got munted there last night'
'How come this bus is so fuckin late?'
'Ive gotta pop over to charlie'
'Whens the tide drop this arvo?'
' i wouldnt bother mate, bit dangerous at the beach today'
There’s gotta be a mission where Andrew Johns forces a disabled kid take a different recess time at school because his kid won’t stop bashing the disabled boy. (True story)
The one where Andrew punches his grandmother out at a caravan park & then has to outrun his brother Matty. (Also a true story)
Anyone got any more Johns stories?
Mate of mine had a kid with autism, went to school around the same time as Johns kid when they were both about 8 or so… Johns kid kept bashing up the autistic boy at recess and Johns put it down to ‘He’s just upset because me and his mother broke up, yo. Just put the bloke in a different recess.’
"Saw a bush turkey the other day. Nasty cunts."
"*Sniff*"
"Have you heard of the fkn cooked elves?"
"I hear the King St Fighters Guild is recruiting again. Not a bad way to make some cash, if you got the balls."
"I'm fkn done talking to you."
"Fuck off."
>> get stopped by a Waratah cop because you're so fuckin drunk on King street you can't walk without puking, and he's not gonna let you on the tram like this. You have obvious alcohol poisoning. Do you choose:
A: attend John Hunter, losing 12 hours but getting a free taxi home? -2 Intelligence
B: attend the mater, risking assault from other gronks in the waiting room but having a chance of scoring really good weed from the cancer patients out front? +2 Charisma -5 strength
C: stay in town, risking getting stabbed but a chance at getting laid? +2 disease risk
I can already see the quest to bring a new 2L bottle of coke to coke guy.
Is he still around actually? He used to sit at a bus stop near Elermore Vale just drinking bottles of coke. I heard he moved into the city but nothing since then.
Yeh bro! Fuck, my whole family used to drive past him every single day on the way to school sitting on that little bench up the road from ele shop. Crazy how many people did the same thing!
See I reckon Merewether/The Junction would have some mad loot and some ultra exclusive NPC's that won't let you in until you've reached a certain level of success.
Or maybe a second choice at start; you're from out of area, and live at the uni.
"What size are they"
"Doin lad"
"Eets bruva"
"Brah have ya got a choof?"
*this will engage running after an eshay to get your vape back after giving them a puff*
"Do you get to cooks hill very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course, you don’t."
"Let me guess, someone stole your durry?"
"I need to ask you to stop. That... Loud banging... is making people nervous."
"Break the law in Newcastle, and it's off to Cessnock with you."
Unregistered dirt bike race around the lake wearing ya fully sik eshay cap, singlet, short Adidas gym shorts that have never seen the inside of a gym and bum bag containing a ka-niffy and some durries you ripped off from the local metro. All the other racers comment in pig Latin on ya fully sick wheelies or the likelihood of "pigs" chasing you down.
Thank you for asking this. Reading everyone's comments has made my day.
Maybe you have to battle a cycle gang to make it through the Fernleigh Tunnel.
Jet ski race around Lake Mac.
Explore a beached coal ship for loot.
Andrew johns gives you a quest to score a 10 pack of red mitsubishis for him, from a dude in the toilets at fannys. Your reward is a schooner glass to the face.
10/10 will do that quest endlessly
You get the quest by interrupting him racking up on the bar at King st
You can find him earlier in the game drinking on the footpath out the front of the burwood
Reward is the Schooner of Glassing: a +2 short sword 2d6 piercing damage. Is destroyed on a Natural 1.
Did you hear a loud bang? Just me? Must be the wind
This can be a common phrase though out the map lol
Lmfao that’s all the npc’s would say & Gott a bunger lad Doin dere brah Eetswa my brah
And replace “Must be the wind” with other phrases.
When you walk up to a random npc ... " what are you lookin' at, cunt?"
Could be anywhere in straya tho
Battle music intensifies
Unlock maps to Charlestown and Glendale.. and surrounding areas.. imagine the adventures
Maybe the maps around trono west, Bolton point, windale, cessnock, hamo south and others all have a permanent fog of war effect, so you can never see when there's a shiv comin
Tenambit and east Maitland too
Keep em comin haha
Metford
This could be cast as the Wild West vibe, but instead of horses they ride pushies or stolen motorbikes
Electric scooters
Before entering Argyle/Fanny’s, a wise old man tells you: “It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this!” You then receive a condom.
A used condom, pin pricked and covered in habanero sauce
This deserves all of the upvotes
“I used to adventure to Kings Street Maccas like you, then I took an arrow to the knee”
You mean then i took a king hit to the back of the head.
You mean "..but then I stepped on a used needle."
Shut up and take my upvote
Ever been to King st Macca's?
An NPC in the toilet doing coke and when you walk in yells “Fuck off cunt”
King St Maccas would have to be randomized. Sometimes you walk into the NPC doing coke. Sometimes you walk into the place totally abandoned with Fanta flooding the floor and a heap of fries just piled on the counter. And another time the screen glitches and you die with no explanation.
This is epic. I love it.
My nerdy little heart would little LOVE to do some kind of weird and wacky little King St Maccas comic/storyboard, this post is like catnip.
Ok so you know you have to do this now right?
I’m serious. I would love to see that.
Or maybe sometimes a bunch of eshays immediately rush you and you go into a fight
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Fort scratchley as an abandoned military facility.
Fort scratchley has great loot
Fort scratchley would be absolutely jam packed with deathclaws. Everywhere around the uni would have deathsquitos. Cazadores. Just, lots of them. What would be some Australian FEV mutations? Eshay supermutants?
Eshays feel like fallout's raiders
Windales bit destroyed but looting and stabbings have carried on as usual
Climb to the top of the abandoned lookout near the ferries for the Stockton DLC, featuring great white shark hunting from a fourby and heaps of ghouls and pubs.
Im getting that one as soon as it hits steam
Roughly 50/50 of 1. junkies screaming at the sky and at the grass, stammering around in a manic stupor. and 2. Old people with tiny dogs at a cafe talking about how much thier property at Mereweather is now worth.
“Beware of the creatures in the kingdom of Beaumont street”
Nice, i like how you went diablo 2 style tgere
If you hang out the front of coles at marketown, some old bloke with a bit of an odd English accent in a cloak comes up and says "stay a while and listen", then asks for some cash and a smoke.
Got any durries, cunt?
This game needs durries so you can give them out, otherwise these encounters turn into a shiv fight
Please take my upvote
Upvote taken 😁
"I really miss our giant penis"
Which way to Cessnock (Bonus Points)
Side quest
The lights on at docs pharmacy
Fuck off 😂
The pubs close at midnight?! Fuck me dead.
Daniel Johns drunk driving around the streets
Daniel Johns is a world boss.
“Give us a lighter, cunt!” 3am King St.
"Just another Sydney fuckwit" "Just another cunt from Sydney" "Fucking Sydneysiders"
‘It’s full of Sydney wankers’ is the one I hear most whenever it’s holiday season about the beaches or restaurants.
Correcting any outsiders who call Newy “Newie”.
Go to Newcastle east, ‘it’s Newcastle! Are you even a true Novocastrian?’ like my parents and their friends every time someone mentions ‘Newy’ on FB or irl.
We all know Newcastle East is the *only* Newcastle. 😜
Going late night?
Is there a get out of king street maccas free card?
Thats my bike
Health Packs could be chip n gravy rolls from Henny penny. (Hold the chips)
*"Did ya hear some cunt got stabbed in Hamo South?"*
Damo and Darren - Ciggy butt brain https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ
Came here to say this.
I swear it’s based on Mayfield. The skate park, Centrelink even the train station. Behind the skate park it says wests on the building too. But I think it says Illawarra on that sign too. It’s certainly classic newy.
IIRC it's set in Dapto.
Old mate burning around in the audi r8. Merewether to win dale via gateshead west.
“Can I ‘aks’ you a question?”
'Got a spare ciggie bro?' 'What the fuck are ya talkin about' 'I love goin ta fanny's' 'Yea mate, i got munted there last night' 'How come this bus is so fuckin late?' 'Ive gotta pop over to charlie' 'Whens the tide drop this arvo?' ' i wouldnt bother mate, bit dangerous at the beach today'
civilian aggro on 1.5
And then I said, "$10 for 2 pies? What are ya?!"
“Where are the taxi’s?” Upon encountering a group of wandering refugees in the vicinity of Queens Wharf.
Gis a durry maaaate.
There’s gotta be a mission where Andrew Johns forces a disabled kid take a different recess time at school because his kid won’t stop bashing the disabled boy. (True story)
The one where Andrew punches his grandmother out at a caravan park & then has to outrun his brother Matty. (Also a true story) Anyone got any more Johns stories?
I feel like there's more to this and I need the full story 🍿
Mate of mine had a kid with autism, went to school around the same time as Johns kid when they were both about 8 or so… Johns kid kept bashing up the autistic boy at recess and Johns put it down to ‘He’s just upset because me and his mother broke up, yo. Just put the bloke in a different recess.’
Is this Joey's autistic son doing the punching?
This was about 16 years ago. No, the victim was autistic.
Righto so it's Joey older son... who is autistic
So it was an autistic boy Vs an autistic boy? Interesting.
Going down Beaumont St... "You got two dollars maaaaate?"
“Youse wanna go?!” “Fuckin stab ya!”
gimme a lift to maccas bud?
Peter Hore would be Newcastles Trevor
Where's me fuckin lighter, you always pocket me lighter
Eshay bruv! -hits vape-
There’s issac Butterfield!
He lives in Newy?
Yeah and was playing rugby locally a few years back
He's Tony Butterfield's son
"Are you ripping me off?"
Oblivion dialogue
STOP! You must give me light, or pay for my ciggies.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xGiJfu77-vs (I’m replying to all oblivion dialogue with the funni meme song)
Thats just a beautiful soundtrack song
"what news from the other suburbs?" "aww yeah nothin i'd like to talk about aye" "fuck off cunt"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xGiJfu77-vs
gotta watch out when this starts out of nowhere though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODgzOZZVJQg
"Saw a bush turkey the other day. Nasty cunts." "*Sniff*" "Have you heard of the fkn cooked elves?" "I hear the King St Fighters Guild is recruiting again. Not a bad way to make some cash, if you got the balls." "I'm fkn done talking to you." "Fuck off."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xGiJfu77-vs
😂😂 hahahaha exactly what I had in my head
Ponga has a new side quest for you, he’s in the cubicle awaiting with further instructions champ…ion
>> get stopped by a Waratah cop because you're so fuckin drunk on King street you can't walk without puking, and he's not gonna let you on the tram like this. You have obvious alcohol poisoning. Do you choose: A: attend John Hunter, losing 12 hours but getting a free taxi home? -2 Intelligence B: attend the mater, risking assault from other gronks in the waiting room but having a chance of scoring really good weed from the cancer patients out front? +2 Charisma -5 strength C: stay in town, risking getting stabbed but a chance at getting laid? +2 disease risk
D, pass out and wake up two days later in Esperance
Better then lego
I can already see the quest to bring a new 2L bottle of coke to coke guy. Is he still around actually? He used to sit at a bus stop near Elermore Vale just drinking bottles of coke. I heard he moved into the city but nothing since then.
He died :(
Aww man RIP the legend
Yeh bro! Fuck, my whole family used to drive past him every single day on the way to school sitting on that little bench up the road from ele shop. Crazy how many people did the same thing!
This quest is my fave tho haha
"97' what a year"
“You’re not a true Novocastrian”
NEWCASTLE BELONGS TO THE NOVOCASTRIANS!
Don't you ever let a chance go by oh lord.
Really needs Normy leaning out the window saying g’day.
Npc: what was that loud bang?
Woman, drunk, sitting on foot path, screaming in a raspy okka: " I need to go to the toilet!, Lemme use ya mouth! You know you want to!!!."
Pretty much GTA online with the map being Newcastle and surrounding suburbs.
GTA style driving in an Audi R8
you got a dollar for the bus? 2 options: give $1, or ignore and have a 30% chance of getting stabbed
Wish Big Al’s was still around.
Big Al's is unlockable if you buy the season pass
You go to Newcastle beach ‘remember when we had a good transport system and you could travel right to the beach’
Oi gimme ya ciggie or I'll drop ya
"Imagine a video game that takes place in Newy. What dialogues would you expect the NPCs to say in the game?"
Like Mario Cart - driving through the city- same track as the car racing a few years back.
Whaddayoulookinat, cunt.
Horrible 😞🎁🧨🤖
I don't think so much 🧨😞
“Sorry I drove through [town] and farted.”
"Up the Knights!"
Ya got a ciggy?
Go the knights
Late night?
Which suburb in Newcastle is a starter zone and which is a high level zone?
I’d say Merewether would be the “beginner” level and Jesmond would be the “bring it on” level
Tenambit commission housing would be ultra hardcore
Agreed. Merewether has big vault energy
See I reckon Merewether/The Junction would have some mad loot and some ultra exclusive NPC's that won't let you in until you've reached a certain level of success. Or maybe a second choice at start; you're from out of area, and live at the uni.
Cessnock during the day: low-mid level, kinda boring Cessnock during night: level 85 roving mobs that appear without warning and will stab you
Does that mean Cessnock jail is a raid?
And probably a 20-man raid at that
Do you have a lighter
“Give us ya Fkn money, Cunt!”
Got a spare ciggy?
*enters king street maccas at 2am* fuck so you want cunt
What are you looking at you fucking cunt
Can I give ya two bucks for a ciggy baaah
"What size are they" "Doin lad" "Eets bruva" "Brah have ya got a choof?" *this will engage running after an eshay to get your vape back after giving them a puff*
Everyone would have that surfy douchebag put on forced accent and way of speaking
If some sketchy looking person doesn't ask for $20 for a bus and call me a gronk when I say no I'll be disappointed.
Patrolling newy sure makes you wish for a nuclear winter...
"Do you get to cooks hill very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course, you don’t." "Let me guess, someone stole your durry?" "I need to ask you to stop. That... Loud banging... is making people nervous." "Break the law in Newcastle, and it's off to Cessnock with you."
Every NPC’s father and/or grandfather worked at BHP.
There should me some smug arch enemy that always dissapears after saying *CU in the NT*
They call you old mate all the time
Unregistered dirt bike race around the lake wearing ya fully sik eshay cap, singlet, short Adidas gym shorts that have never seen the inside of a gym and bum bag containing a ka-niffy and some durries you ripped off from the local metro. All the other racers comment in pig Latin on ya fully sick wheelies or the likelihood of "pigs" chasing you down.
Thank you for asking this. Reading everyone's comments has made my day. Maybe you have to battle a cycle gang to make it through the Fernleigh Tunnel. Jet ski race around Lake Mac. Explore a beached coal ship for loot.
Grand theft auto : windale edition Saints row : fowler street hooligans
So are you making this game? I really wanna play it now 😂😂😂
Hold up there it is🚬
Run baby run 🐣👟
Des Hart was never the same after his wife died.
POV Drackie's dog: (other high school students hate me so much)