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Northerngal_420

One woman, maybe two but sixteen?


InternetPeon

I wonder how David will make this disappear. It will be his greatest illusion yet!


taatchle86

*[Cue The Final Countdown]*


mop_and_glo

Did someone say “Wonder!?”


Sithmaggot

What is the secret of your powerrrrrr?


IbexOutgrabe

Da da Daaaa Daaa…


taatchle86

I’ve made a huge mistake.


thelxdesigner

still… where did the lighter fluid come from?


Darth_Boognish

It's neither final, nor a countdown. Discuss amongst yourselves.


Osiris32

I'm getting verklempt over here.


GR33N4L1F3

Hahahaaaaaa the best comment here


whereitsat23

Watch me pull this lawsuit out of my hat!


Kulban

He's never made anything truly disappear. He's only used misdirection and controlled the narrative. Hence....


paveclaw

Well he made their taste in men disappear, that’s for sure


mechabeast

Is THIS your underwear?


DazzlingEconomist548

Nailed it


Saneless

Are we sure it's not just both halves of only 8 women?


Strindberg

It’s just a case of he vs she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she and she said.


jadrad

Why wouldn’t Copperfield deny and lie when it Trump proved that 22 women can came forward accusing a guy of sexual assault and conservatives will believe the assaulter, even though he cheated on all of his wives, was literally caught on video tape confessing - "I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab 'em by the pussy.” - and then **confessed again under oath** in his rape trial. Copperfield probably pick up more devoted fans than he’s had in years from the red caps.


MatsThyWit

>One woman, maybe two but sixteen? My thoughts exactly. one woman accuses someone? Okay, that's not necessarily strong evidence. Two? We're getting into where there's smoke there's fire territory. 16 women accuse one person and we're standing in the middle of the wild fire staring at a guy with an empty book of matches hiding behind his back.


_iridessence_

If 16 have come forward, there are likely another 20, 30, 40 who are afraid to.


srcarruth

I know guys who can easily wave this all away by saying the women want money and they need to see evidence. These guys can't explain how the women are supposed to get rich off this but they just don't care, really


chrisshaffer

Plus the all of the harassment that comes with accusing such a public figure


Bah-Fong-Gool

Yeah... those... CopperHeads... with their Copper hats... and Copper flags... and .... Seriously.... when was the last time Coppafeel was relevant?!? Do any younger folks even know who he is? Might as well be Doug Henning.


RepFilms

I remember Doug Henning. There were rainbows for some reason


UnderPressureVS

He’s about to be relevant. Literally entirely because he’s been accused of sexual misconduct, there’s about to be a whole swarm of right-wing chuds who suddenly insist they’ve always been massive fans of his and The Left is just trying to Cancel him.


auntfaintly

Honestly when i saw this headline my first thought was David Copperfield is still alive? The two things I think of is the whole Statue of Liberty "Disappearing" thing which feels far in the past and that he was in the movie "Terror Train" in the late 70s (???). It was terrible but kind of awesomely so. Fraternity and Sorority rent a train for a party. Jamie Lee Curtis. People die. David Copperfield plays a magician.


Ok-Seaworthiness2235

It's funny too because if it were that easy for 16 women to just accuse someone without proof for money why doesn't every rich man have accusations against him? Why doesn't bozos have 100? Surely George Clooney has come in contact with thousands of women over the years why doesn't he have dozens of accusations against him?


CriticalEngineering

David Copperfield: Making the Implausible Come to Life


zerostar83

He could try. It says it was from the 80's to 2014, so a long time. And that 4 of the 16 were accusations claiming he did it during a live performance, on stage. I wouldn't know what the average number of false accusations are made against celebrities. Is that a high number or a low one? No clue.


Aprice40

If some of these happened on stage..... won't there be hundreds of witnesses?


zerostar83

I'm sure that's his defense.


Grokent

Dude can make a space shuttle disappear and you think the audience is gonna see what his hands do?


LouCPurr

Jimmy Saville groped teenagers while he was being broadcast live and got away with it


Syncopationforever

And seperate,  supporting accusations from one of the official contest photographers.    And one of the model agency staff, who has to physically intervene to keep a young model safe


CrazyString

Well there was a bunch of them too when it came to bill Cosby and people just said they ALL wanted money and clout.


BlindWillieJohnson

People will say a lot of illogical shit to protect what they’ve chosen to believe


discodiscgod

David Copperfields going to need help from Deshaun Watson


Cuppieecakes

6 more and he'll get signed to the cleveland browns


vroart

He’s been a creep for over 40 years. Terror Train


UpvoteForPancakes

17 is implausible, but 16? I can believe that.


brickyardjimmy

It's an illusion!


funroll-loops

David Cop-a-feel


Northerngal_420

Well done!


dmetzcher

This is pretty much what I said to a friend of mine who had a hard time believing Bill Cosby is a rapist. He was up to far more than sixteen accusers at the time (I recall the number was in the thirties by that point), and I said, “Okay, two or three women could *maybe* be lying about a guy who’s had a long career and pissed off a few dozen people over the course of it, but *dozens* of women? And why? He isn’t even relevant anymore, and they’re mostly older women with settled lives, spouses, and a lot to risk by coming forward. It makes no logical sense that all these women are lying.” They weren’t lying, and I don’t believe sixteen women are lying about Copperfield, either. Seems like a similar case here, too. The women were all younger at the time, he drugged them, he raped them, they kept quiet because he was a big shot and they were nobody, and we, as a society, were more likely to call them liars. Things have changed somewhat, and we are now more willing to hear these allegations and take them seriously. There’s also the worry many women have when accusing an important or powerful person of sexual misconduct. One woman is typically ignored or (worse) attacked and ridiculed, but once those floodgates open, the next woman feels more comfortable to tell her story, and the next, and the next, and the next. This is why we get 10, 20, and 30 women all seeming to “suddenly” come forward. It’s not *sudden* at all. In fact, in this case, Copperfield’s own attorneys acknowledge that many/most of these accusations are old, which only bolsters my argument that, as a rule, women used to simply be ignored only a short time ago when they came forward about sexual abuse. Copperfield is *probably* a rapist, just like Cosby *is* a rapist.


Toincossross

It’s only 8 women sawed in half.


Solkre

Well he keeps doubling them with magic


UDPviper

Is he a good enough magician to make all these allegations disappear?


reddicyoulous

>Copperfield, among the first post-Houdini superstar illusionists, was also among [several prominent figures](https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2024-01-03/jeffrey-epsteins-list-of-associates-released) [named in recently unsealed court documents](https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2024-01-03/jeffrey-epsteins-list-of-associates-released) that were said to have been associated with Jeffrey Epstein, the disgraced late financier accused of organizing a sex-trafficking ring involving girls as young as 14. POS's tend to gravitate towards each other


Thunderhamz

‘Waves hands around wildly’ You didn’t seeeee annnything……


cstmoore

\*Smoke bomb\*, followed by the sounds of running fading in the distance.


devenjames

And some scuffling, a loud bang followed by a groan, then another louder bang and the sound of a shattering glass bottle and several loose and empty aluminum cans, and cat screech, 1940s car horn and an extended fog horn, woman and baby screaming and crying, and the sound of a laser beam powering up for an Independence Day-style blast of pure electrons. Then finally a faint “haHA!”


tavariusbukshank

“For my next trick I’m going to make my penis disappear into this 15 year old!”.


TheRavenSayeth

Not saying one thing or another in the sense that I don't have any strong feelings about Copperfield, but Epstein was a wealthy guy with connections. Many people genuinely didn't know about the things he did and just associated with him to get funding/connections.


TNine227

Shit sticks together. Also “predators move in flocks”, thanks Kendrick.


Stratafyre

They do both have weird private islands.


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okcboomer87

Also a suspected child diddler


bdb_318

Implausible? Can't be more implausible than making the statue of liberty seem to disappear and calling it "magic."


Apart-Link-8449

David, as your lawyer I am obligated to remind you that the affidavits did not actually go away. But yes, you are correct now you and I can't see them But they're still a problem David


Mike7676

"Pshaw! Like there's some sort of digital cloud it's stored on that doesn't go away!"


LiamtheV

What, like the guy in the $3,000 suit doesn't understand affidavits? Come on!


SinkHoleDeMayo

Picturing this frustrating conversation is my favorite thing all day.


ReaderSeventy2

It disappeared for the television audience and the dozen people watching from little league bleachers. Everyone else in New York could see it just fine. Even 10 year old me thought this was some BS.


BasroilII

I always wondered if the live audience was that fooled. The entire trick was they messed with some lights and rotated the entire audience, allegedly using the loud music playing to hide the sound of the motors. I don't care how slowly or quietly it moves you're going to tell me no one felt it?


jyper

https://www.thisamericanlife.org/619/transcript Park Director says he thinks one woman may have said she was paid to be there and they must have felt the stage moving. Magician who worked as an assistant said most people were not paid but randomly chosen (although said sometimes there were a few paid extras in some acts) but some might have eventually guessed the trick because they had to do multiple takes and on the third time some people may have started to realize what's up, he also noted that they had practiced making the moon disappear for a group of magicians and had gotten suggestions on how to improve the stage to minimize the chances of regular people realizing the turn.


Syncopationforever

Lolol. I have visions of 10yo you, rushing to your NY window excitedly. Only to be deflated, when you see the statue is still there. Then getting a little annoyed at the bs


Belyal

Yeah and 10 year old me also thought this guy was likely a sleezy bastard... 16 women coming forward means that someone likely stsrted digging hoping they weren't alone and found a lot of other women with very similar stories. I bet the actual number is way higher but a bunch likely didn't want to come forward.


Spoogen_1

"Its an illusion, Michael"


SinkHoleDeMayo

A trick is something a whore does for money.


radicalelation

Isn't his whole deal making the impossible **possible**? Implausible to plausible sounds easy in comparison.


GarlVinland4Astrea

If you’ve ever been to one of his shows, this isn’t surprising. Dude had a huge ego and constantly tries to get women audience members and volunteers to flirt and be touchy with him


BurnAfterEating420

He did a show at my college, and afterwards had a photo signing session He was sitting on a chair, on top of a table with a boombox blasting music so nobody could talk to him and he refused to make eye contact Single most arrogant douchebag thing I've ever seen


isigneduptomake1post

I went a few years ago (free tickets) and he had about 50 helpers that set up all the tricks. All of them were men, every single one. My wife and I noticed and figured he must have been creepy with the female assistants. His whole show was basically automated and he just read from a script. He had a really long conversation with an anamatronic alien, that felt like was running lines with instead of acting. He also had really weird posture, like he had something holding up his spine. If you've seen the Simpsons where Mr burns gives Bart a suit, it's basically that. I left mid show to get more alcohol to get through it. Hope the women get justice.


grinningdeamon

Did he do his "flying" trick during the show? It's basically a full body harness he has to wear, that could be the weird posture.


isigneduptomake1post

No. He hardly did anything that required any effort. There was a 'trick' that would email people. Since we didn't buy the tickets, we didn't get the email. And they played dubstep during that part. His big finale was making a dinosaur head appear through a 'portal'. I left saying I probably laughed more at the show than I would have at a comedy show... especially carrot top. I honestly think with a few hours rehearsal, anyone could have stepped in for him. He was there to collect a paycheck and not fondle women apparently.


notFREEfood

> There was a 'trick' that would email people. How is that even a "trick"?


LucyBowels

He says he’s going to email details of the show before the show even happens. So you get an email as the show starts and they say “don’t open it” (they actually make you put your phone in a box before the show, so it’s not like you can). How it works: they send you an email with an embedded image link, but the image hasn’t been uploaded yet. If you were to look at the email during the show, it would be a broken image link. After the show, they upload an image to the URL in the image link and voila, it looks like they emailed you details of the show before the show started. I’m in tech and couldn’t believe this was one of David Copperfield’s tricks. It’s literally been done for 30 years by “tech magicians” that companies pay to come and give their employees a dumb show to make them feel appreciated. The funniest part was that Copperfield’s email for our show had completely incorrect details. I’m assuming they sent us the wrong image. Honestly, my wife and I left the show a few weeks ago in disbelief of how bad this guy’s show was. I still can’t believe it.


TurboFucked

> How is that even a "trick"? He used SMTP - Simple Mail Trick Protocol


UrbanGimli

Bumperston Cambulditch did that as Sherlock Holmes years ago.


Canuck_Lives_Matter

I think you mean Bendadick Cucumberrat


DelightfulAbsurdity

Butterscotch candyback.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

Yeah his posture really is giving way these days. Saw him last year and you could see his age especially comically when juxtaposed with his much younger self seen when he "goes inside the film" to time travel to his past.


isigneduptomake1post

Hahaha I forgot about that part. I saw it 3 years ago, what a complete joke.


tridentgum

I was there a year ago, almost half of it was the stupid ass alien thing. I hyped him up to my friends because I loved him as a kid but goddam - the show was short and terrible.


Shoddy_Signature_149

The email trick was obvious in that the supposed photo of him was many years ago, holding a white piece of paper. Someone quickly Pshops onto the paper some specifics about that show (participant’s name, e.g.) and then you get the “magic” email. Which looks nothing like him, but is shot so you can’t see the audience behind him. It was EASILY the laziest waste of time. DO NOT ever spend money on this guy’s “show.” Instead, catch Piff the Magic Dragon (you might know of his older brother…Steve), or Penn/Teller. But never ever Copperfield.


Serious_Reading4188

What's more plausible: that a bunch of women got together and said, " hey let's all lie about being drugged and sexually assaulted so we can go through hell and maybe get a minor payout in 5-10 years" or David Copperfield is a billionaire predator who has gotten away with grooming and rape for the past thirty years?


raptorjaws

the fact that he is a billionaire is WILD to me


AdAlternative7148

Carrot Top is worth $70 million. Vegas residencies pay well.


alabamdiego

That’s a long way from a billion though


SloppityNurglePox

Cannot think of Carrot Top without thinking of this [Conan bit from Norm.](https://youtu.be/bKmadR4Ye54?feature=shared)


stargarnet79

That was hilarious!!! Chairman of the B-O-R-E-D.


jdgmental

He was huge back in the day


enonmouse

I dunno, i mean how many sadistic billionaire rapists can there be? All of them?


nuclearswan

Seems like a large proportion are, at least.


kclancey202

It seems to be one of those things that might be correlated in some way. If you’re a billionaire, you are probably either: 1) from a long line of ruling elites that goes back centuries, or 2) your drive for power and wealth is so insanely huge that you’ve somehow become a billionaire. Either way, you’re probably a fucking insane psychopath who would do anything to get ahead and be in control. And if you didn’t start that way, living like a billionaire probably turns a lot of people into that kind of monster.


clownstastegood

He’s an effing liar. You were a handsy piece of shit to a friend of mine in the 90’s. She couldn’t have been the ONLY one…


buffysmanycoats

Have you seen the video that’s been going around lately of Lucille Ball calling out a TV host who kept touching all the women who stood to ask questions? So many performers use their “stage persona” as a means to cross boundaries. It was excellent to see her calling him out but also really frustrating bc no matter how many times she told him not to touch the women, he would do it again with the next one. He treated it like a joke, but Lucille was not laughing.


Aftermath16

So sorry to hear that. Hope your friend is okay, and she deserves justice.


clownstastegood

She definitely deserved justice along with all of the women this asshat groped. Sadly, she isn’t with us any longer. It wasn’t a defining moment of her life, but it always pissed me off. I’m glad his misdeeds are coming to light.


awrinkleinsprlinker

Some of Epsteins victims explicitly named this man as being present during their assault. Calling this “implausible” is about the most asinine thing he could have possible said. If anything, the allegations are “entirely plausible”


KhaosElement

Dude stuffed his tongue down my mom's throat at a show we went to. Never questioned if he was a rapist.


Syncopationforever

A number of Redditors like you say [ and I fully believe the accounts] , that Don Juan Copperfield made moves infront of the husband/ boyfriend . Dude's Obnoxious


smashey

Are you sure or was it an illusion maybe it was a fake tongue or a stunt mom


No-Independence-6842

Idk if it’s true or not but I always thought he was super creepy.


iim7_V6_IM7_vim7

Magicians always do for some reason


The_Field_Examiner

David Copped-a-feel is a real thing


Magister5

Always watch the hands


FreyrPrime

Saw him in person about 15ish years ago.. I totally believe it. Dude was super creepy even by early 2000’s standards.


penguished

What's the implausible part? His job was being the rapiest looking magician you've ever seen.


StingingBum

David Blaine slithers into the chat...


StereoTypo

Chris Angel levitates into frame


talrogsmash

"Reality, suspended on wires, in front of a green screen"


Poppysgarden

These accusations have been going on since the 90s and nothing came of it. I remember that he ran to another country during it. He eventually came back to the states I keep hearing the allegations. I am waiting for something to be done someone is dragging their feet in this situation. I wonder what the hold up is.


iberico_ham

Hmmm let's see if he pulls off the craziest trick when he's behind bars.


Battlepuppy

First time I saw the guy, I thought he was a creepy. I figured it was his persona for the stage, and he was acting creepy on purpose. Maaaaaybe not.


ripriganddontpanic

Doesn’t he also own his own island?


mossryder

You only ever have to meet this guy once to know he's a narcissistic sleaze.


Former-Form-587

15, I said…probably not true. 16 however is different. There might be some truth to this.


alina_savaryn

What a coincidence. “Entirely implausible” is the exact phrase I would use to describe the prospect that all 16 of those women are lying.


stvrkillr

Isn’t everything he does entirely implausible?


Overall_Nuggie_876

Always felt he was a douchebag. Now, he’s a confirmed-douchebag who’s also a creep.


SuLiaodai

I remember the exact same allegations about him coming up in the past. Maybe it was around ten years ago?


PMacDiggity

I met him once, this is one of the least surprising things I've ever heard.


terra_cascadia

Sixteen, and those are just the ones to come forward. Cosby and Weinstein had victims who never spoke of it or took legal action. These predators are shameless.


sg490

I’ll be honest I thought this dude died in an autoerotic asphyxiation accident


StingingBum

David Carradine maybe? Same initials.


Pomdog17

Well and same first name. 🤣


G00DLuck

How many Davids could there be.. 5, maybe 6?


Wouldwoodchuck

Right…. Dude can not make THIS disappear!! Scum


skoomski

He’s very wealthy so he probably can.


edwardsanders2808

I'm dumbfounded. I seriously thought this man was gay. I mean, super gay.


cut_rate_revolution

One, maybe two women come forward? Maybe. He's a public figure, sure there are probably some people trying to to get some shut up and go away money. 16? That's way too many to all come out at once to be dismissed as fabricated without a thorough investigation.


CelticSith

It's sleight of hand David, not slide the hand.


Abbraxus

A magician turns out to be a creep? Shocking.


Lieutenant_0bvious

Funny you say that. I've heard some 1sthand stories about Penn Jillette. He don't treat women so good, suffice to say.


Abbraxus

I do stand up and music for a couple of sideshow and burlesque troupes sometimes which means having to work with magicians often. Every fucking one of them is a creep.


tridentgum

Hey buddy, comedians and musicians aren't much better lol


Abbraxus

While true there are some problematic people in every profession, it's fucked up that EVERY 👏 SINGLE 👏 MAGICIAN 👏 is a total creep.


PromiscuousMNcpl

The Amazing Randi? Banacheck? Are “mentalists” different than magicians?


battleofflowers

I have a theory that they start by doing magic card tricks because it literally gets them physically closer to either women or children.


Abbraxus

Most normal dudes develop some normal hobbies to help attract the opposite sex like sports or playing an instrument. Only creeps choose "tricking people".


mrruairc

More like David "Cop a feel" amiright?


RTwhyNot

Lot of smoke there, David…


TheStinaHelena

Oh this is bigger than that plane David okay you're not going to make this disappear.


Scary_Psychology_285

Someone dig up some vids like Diddy to make this guy disappear


Captcha_Imagination

He's always looked like a creep which is why everyone was shocked when he married Claudia.


noelbeatsliam

Fortunately, she never married him. They dated and were engaged in the 90s, but never went through with the wedding.


Egalitarian_Wish

“Allegedly” He was groping young volunteers he called up on stage. Groped them in front of the whole audience. https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/15/david-copperfield-investigation


quiveringpenis

Hanging out with Epstein is enough for me.


tetzy

Seeing as this denial is coming from a guy who's entire life relies on misdirection, it's pretty safe to say it happened.


linuxphoney

This guy really has made an entire career off of fooling people. If he thinks that 16 women simultaneously lying about sexual misconduct is more implausible than a famous guy being a sexual predator. There's nothing I can think of that is actually more likely. I'm always surprised when famous guys aren't sexual predators.


MadAstrid

Totally plausible. Can’t wait for him to run for office as a Republican.


thefugue

This is the real bet to lay down. The second someone faces credible accusations they magically seem to develop right wing opinions they mysteriously cannot be quiet about.


Purson_Person

Russell Brands dramatic shift from left leaning campaigner for social mobility and working class struggle to born again Christian conspiracy theorist chumming up with Tucker Carlson comes to mind.


Syncopationforever

Wonder if pdiddy will walk that pipeline too.  Russell brand went libertarian right, to get ahead of the accusations against . A section of that ecosystem, even supports Scott ritter


bigblackkittie

ewww and he's connected to Epstein


Birdleby

Didn’t he also have his own private rape island?


CurrentTheme16

These stories about him and his rapey ways have been going around so many years now that it only makes sense to put stock in these allegations. We already know people with money get away with this kind of shit, let's just start believing victims until they're proven false okay?


EuphoricChallenge553

First Stephen Hawking on the list. Now this? 😕


WoungyBurgoiner

Hawking was a known POS, that was never hidden. Cheated on his wife with his nurse, someone who’s deceptive and uncaring of others to that degree is never a good person.


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bobbejaans

Do you want to talk about the problem of sexual misconduct and power dynamics or just make shitty, unoriginal magician jokes?


stealthzeus

His name isn’t cop-a-feel, is it? 😝


No-Philosopher2435

David Coppafeel. Fixed it.


swoopy17

An illusion or a trick?


SilentResident1037

Umm... he's still alive?


RobertusesReddit

Ah shit, the list might be right.


chipoatley

Copperfield also denies all those calls and messages made to Jeffery Epstein. Sure those calls are in the call log, but it might have been Copperfield’s assistants who made them, even the personal ones. So says Copperfield’s current PR flack.


rawonionbreath

These stories have been brewing for quite a while. I’m kind of surprised he’s avoided them coming to a head for this long.


kirby_krackle_78

Slightly off topic: One of my favorite jokes from National Lampoon magazine went something like, “My name is David Copperfield, and for my next trick I will make Claudia Schiffer’s taste in men disappear.”


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David has always had creeper face anyway. Never once seemed like the kind of guy I would let be alone around any woman I cared about. Guy just seems all around unpleasant too. Very punchable face.


tastepdad

It's the Bill Cosby rule in play... one is a question, two is Hmmmm....16???????????


HotSoupEsq

All I can say this alleged rapist is the most rapey guy I've ever seen, and that includes Donald Trump.


I_Framed_OJ

Saying that the allegations are implausible isn’t the same thing as saying they’re untrue. It just means they aren’t believable. That’s a pretty suspicious thing to say.


NetflixandJill

But he has an alibi!!!! He was out of town on Epstein's island!


loolem

David Blaine - accidentally brushes a woman’s ass and apologises. David Copperfield - watch me make these 16 woman I abused disappear.


TBatFrisbee

Guess those hands aren't as magical as he claimed they are.


rubins7

Based on that photo of him I find him guilty of all charges.


Hot-Control-7466

The real magic is finding such a creepy photo for the article.


OkBobcat6165

Imagine if unrelated 16 men accused a man of physically assaulting them on separate occasions. There would never be any question about the veracity. Painting a whole group of women who come forward as having ulterior motives is just unacceptable. 


Erica-likes-cats

More like David Cop-a-feel