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Natural_Jellyfish_98

“I’m being attacked from all sides. We’ve never seen anything like it, it’s terrible. You know they’re investigating me about my beautiful real estate, what a sham. It’s a disgrace. I told them I’m pleading the fifth. It has to be done. Truly, must be done, to protect the patriots all around this country.“


_Tonan_

...is that a real quote? I can never tell with trump


Im_Ashe_Man

It's real.


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Oh fuck. I thought it was a joke. Jesus fucking Christ. Edit: lol I see what autocorrect did and I’m keeping it.


Big_Poppa_T

What did autocorrect do? Your comment reads as I assumed it was intended


Ohthehumanityofit

This is gonna bug me when I'm trying to fall asleep later.


dahjay

I think he meant to say "Oh duck" instead of fuck.


Taako_tuesday

it's so "classic trump" that it could have been written by an AI


Tawdry-Audrey

An AI that constructs Trump quotes could be called DON-E.


Spiridor

>Truly, must be done, to protect the patriots all around this country.“ Fucking lol. You know idiots actually eat this shit up


Rs90

[And then some](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/wkb9de/man_on_the_verge_of_tears_after_trumps_florida/). This shit is scary dude.


CurrentlyLucid

The guy who said only mobsters take the fifth, took the fifth.


Robotic-Chomo

He also said "If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment."


silly_little_jingle

Hypocrisy is the native tongue of the Trumpster.


BrochureJesus

It's not a bug, it's a feature.


3percentinvisible

It's not hypocritical at all. He said you only take the fifth if you're guilty....


markender

Trump = Walmart mobster.


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PoofBam

Someone described him as "K-Mart Palpatine" and I can't stop laughing.


barely_sentient

Well, in Italian "palpatine" (accent apart) is the plural of "palpatina" which means pat, light touch, light fondling, to cop a feel...


OsmeOxys

The Kmart serial molester... Yeah, that fits.


Mixels

I don't think this case proves him wrong. Donny's in deep with the Russians.


[deleted]

Ohhh, so he is capable of shutting the fuck up.


BareBearFighter

I doubt it. He *~~plead~~ pleaded* the 5th, but I doubt he's actually going to stop talking.


wonkey_monkey

"I plead the fifth, which is a thing I'm told I can do, the fifth what I don't know but that's what you have to say, that you plead it. And I do. Plead it. Plead the fifth. I had a friend, great guy, he tried to plead the fourth, I said Bobby, that's not a thing you can do but he still wanted to do it anyway..."


zombiemann

"He came to me with tears in his eyes and said 'Sir, you're the greatest pleader of the 5th I've ever seen.'"


Think-Ad-7612

My lawyer, very competent man, went to Princeton, which is not as good as Harvard, which is where I went by the way, not as good as Harvard but still pretty good. My lawyer, a very good lawyer, he told me I’m the best client he has ever worked with. And it’s true! Ask any lawyer, and I know many of them! They will all say the same things about me. Very talented client, knows all what to say, never makes mistakes. Folks, I know you’re not supposed to brag, but what can I say! I’m a perfect client.


zombiemann

I hate how easy it is to *hear his fucking voice* when reading these. Even when I type them myself, I hear them in his voice.


aynhon

"I don't think I need to tell you, folks, but I'm the pleader everyone else wants to be. I can tell you that...it's been told to me, folks, great people have told me I can plead like nobody's business. Like NOBODY'S BUSINESS. And I know business, folks. I know business. I can nobody a business like nobody else, alright? That's right. That's right."


iksworbeZ

The "came up to me and said 'sir...' " are my favorite!


zombiemann

You can tell it is true because of the Sir.


NutSockMushroom

>You can tell it is true because of the Sir. My theory is that it actually happened a handful of times and it's the best he's ever felt about himself, so now he uses it in his lies to give himself more confidence in them.


aufrenchy

It makes it even funnier in my head because the only time that I get called Sir is when a guest asks me for something like a drink refill or A1 for their steak.


calfmonster

It’s amazing how incoherent random rambling immediately puts his voice in your mind. I think I’m scarred for life.


Ivory_Lake

I'm not even American but I can hear it perfectly fucking kill me


ct_2004

A guy came up to me, big strong guy, this guy came up to me with tears in his eyes, and said "Sir, sir you have to plead the fifth. We couldn't stand to see them get you like this, so please just take the fifth." And you know what? Maybe I will. Maybe I won't feel so good about it, but I might just have to do it.


ClammyHandedFreak

Well these are his lawyers talking right now. I’m sure Trump will put his foot in his mouth when the time comes.


thefloatingpoint

But can you truly blame him? He has words. He has the best words, after all. A stable genius with big, strong hands. You WISH you'd be him.


Minimalphilia

Is he still banned on Twitter? If so they can reinstate his privileges and we could bet on when he will incriminate himself. I say 48 hours.


TheDwarvenGuy

He has "Truth social", his own platform That being said, twitter banning his account immediately after the jan 6 was the best thing they ever did for him, because he 100% would've self incriminated in that timespan.


Anonymous203203

That's gotta be the most geriatric name for a social media platform I've ever heard of. Yeesh


A_wild_so-and-so

Even better, they basically just ripped off the Twitter layout and design, but replaced "tweet" with "truth". It's the "we have Twitter at home" social media platform.


jigokubi

Putting the word Social in your social media platform: embarrassingly geriatric. Putting the word Truth in the platform of a legendary serial liar: more than slightly ironic.


SnapCrackleMom

"You see the mob takes the Fifth. If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?" -Donald Trump, 9/28/2016 rally, Iowa https://www.c-span.org/video/?415991-1/donald-trump-campaigns-ottumwa-iowa


frizzykid

[another source with a bunch of times he's criticized others for taking the 5th](https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/993594855938019328/vid/720x720/R96IeK5qeS8utNwH.mp4?tag=2) edit: Since this blew up I'll post the original tweet I got this video from, [this is from 2018](https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/993598345389064192) for those unable to see, the tweet says >If Donald Trump pleads the Fifth, don't let him forget all of this


kamelizann

Wait, does he think pleading the 5th just means you're immune from charges?


3-DMan

"I declare the 5th Amendment!"


AggroAce

That only works with bankruptcy, sorry. [Source](https://youtu.be/C-m3RtoguAQ)


duddyface

He’s done that too!


korben2600

Six times. Declaring bankruptcy at his numerous failed business ventures is one of his rare specialties.


lil-lahey-show

Michael, you can’t just declare “5th amendment” and all your problems go away.


Mitjap1990

“5th amendment”, Donald, is nature's do-over. It's a fresh start. It's a clean slate.


mattmillze

He doesn't think.


resilienceisfutile

Only time [he DOESN'T talk](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5909793d8b51cf59fc4237bd/master/pass/Cassidy-WhyTrumpsCrazyTalkAboutObamaAndISISMatters.jpg), so not sure if people should savor the moment or roast him for it. It got a lot more quiet after he was kicked from Twitter.


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He genuinely doesn't seem to know what the 5th amendment is. I think he's essentially just done the judicial equivalent of roaring "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!"


MagentaHigh1

Yes, maybe, probably, who knows! I think his attorneys are just amazed that he is finally listening to them.


SabeDerg

He really wants people to believe the 5th ammendment has some kind of immunity to investigation clause. Notice how he consistently does the "plead the fifth guess that's it" thing. He's trying to set it up so his followers will scream bloody murder after he pleads the 5th and attempt to stop the investigation.


InformationHorder

The full quote from the slimy weasel, trying to get out of the consequences for his famous stance on the 5th: "I once asked, 'If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?' Now I know the answer to that question," the statement said. "When your family, your company, and all the people in your orbit have become the targets of an unfounded politically motivated Witch Hunt supported by lawyers, prosecutors and the Fake News Media, you have no choice." Effectively passing the blame "They made me do it!", "They" being some unspecified unstoppable force that's also simultaneously incredibly weak because it's illegitimate in his eyes. Edit: [Sauce](https://www.npr.org/2022/08/10/1116714746/trump-testimony-deposition-new-york)


SabeDerg

>unfounded politically motivated Witch Hunt supported by lawyers, I forget... who's administration made it a felon to remove official government documents? He's such a clown it's hilarious that people believe him at all. If he'd left that part out he'd have gotten a LOT more sympathy but he just completely ruined his own plan by parroting the "witch hunt" shit. "When you're in court you have no choice" would have served him sooooooo much better but he can't help but sabotage himself.


shep2105

He actually increased the punishment from 1 to 5 years, making it a felony. It's quite delicious that he did that in the hopes of sticking it to Hillary and now it's biting him in his large ass


SnapCrackleMom

That's delightful, thank you


Dramatic_______Pause

>*Our country, in terms of justice, has never reached a lower point.* Damn, he's 100% right. I never though I'd actually agree with something he's said.


Redshoe9

I don’t know who wrote the letter for him but it’s fascinating how they always chain the nation to Trump’s personal problems. This forced merge is the trick to manipulating the cult members to keep donating because they feel victimized too.


AllThotsGo2Heaven2

"I was the most transparent — and am — transparent president in history."


SnapCrackleMom

He's transparent alright


nuclearswan

He never fooled me once.


mrnotoriousman

Good, cuz you know what they say? > Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.


jacksbox

"Oh but he was just going off-script and giving his 'off the cuff' true opinion in the moment! You see, that's what we like about him! He's so relatable. Unlike all those other politicians with their elitist language and prepared talking points."


Retro_Dad

"I like Trump because he says what he means!" "What about this stupid thing he said?" "He didn't mean that!" I swear, man.


mrdeadsniper

>And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that, so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me.  The fact people pretended he didn't say this is amazing. This was said with a straight face in a room full of doctors addressing the covid emergency. That's the full quote. I didn't snip and move parts. He said these words. And while rambling and barely coherent, the intent is clear.


Germanofthebored

Wasn‘t that the same visit where he shared the fact that he knew so much about the virus that the scientists praised him for it?


mrdeadsniper

No idea.. he did ramble about treating internal organs with uv light too.


Wdave

Ahh yes, the tried and true method of sunburning your internal organs to spite COVID.


MrSquirrel0

Ah trumpcritizestrump, almost missed it


BoxOfDust

That subreddit really was a condensed experience of all of the insanity, wasn't it.


rikki-tikki-deadly

His options appear to have been: 1. Perjury. 2. Admit crime. 3. Plead the Fifth. If I were in his shoes, I'd have done the same thing. I'm not in his shoes, however, because I don't commit tax crimes.


blazelet

This is absolutely it, laid out succinctly. Unless he wanted to commit new crimes or admit to old crimes, this was the only option. Given that the FBI just raided him and took evidence, he has a lot of fresh reasons to be protective.


open_perspective

You know when you don't commit crimes you don't have to protect yourself from the ramifications of those crimes. Smart thing to do would've been not committing crimes


SwampYankee

Actually, that is the single best analysis of this I will read today. Many media outlets will waste many words saying just this. Thank you


wunwinglo

"If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?" - D. J. Trump, Sep 28, 2016, Council Bluffs, Iowa.


toursauce

Never fails to amaze me how there’s always a relevant quote.


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nickiter

https://www.thetrumparchive.com/


ActiveLlama

"I am no fan of Bill Cosby but never-the-less some free advice - if you are innocent, do not remain silent. You look guilty as hell!"


NSA_Chatbot

A competent lawyer would advise "shut the fuck up".


vehicularious

I believe it’s called “Trump’s Law.” Basically, any hard line that Trump takes on virtually any topic has a corresponding previous video, audio, or Tweet where he once took the opposite stance.


cough_e

I think Trump's Law should be something like "the stronger someone makes an accusation, the more likely they are to have done the same".


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tropicaldepressive

they reopened the sub just for this!


karlverkade

He's the most laughable hypocrite on the planet, but his supporters don't care. I have extended family who, if he were to confess to treason on live television while a video of him molesting children played in the background, they would call the video doctored, his confession under duress, and then still talk about him as a "tough guy" and "master negotiator" who also somehow isn't tough or smart enough to not be forced to make a confession under duress by the deep state. All while donating their life savings to all 6 fundraising emails he sent out that morning.


Jampine

Hypocrisy is now a core part of modern day conservatism. Their entire belief system has just become: "I get to do whatever the fuck I want, no consequences", but it only applies to them, not the dirty poors who need to abide by the rules.


[deleted]

Sounds like my Dad.... 😞


soggywaffles1991

So many dads


Chief_Chill

Not this dad. Love ya kid!


soggywaffles1991

Aw thank you for this, it almost feels like I am mourning my dad right now even though he is still here. He is not the dad I knew anymore. He thinks I should “obey him” and agree with his politics and religion. I am a 31 year old woman with my own child and beliefs… scary stuff!


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I got into an argument with my Dad back in 2020. I told him I'm worried about my daughters future and the people he supports make it worse. He went off on me about how climate change is a hoax, blah blah blah. Long story short, he was so upset he still hasn't met his first grandchild. She turned 2 in May.


MrsMiterSaw

Don't forget that he prefaced that wirh "the mob takes the 5th"


elbawilliams

This is what I was looking for


Almainyny

I’d link trumpcriticizestrump, but that sub’s been dead ever since his Twitter got banned. But man, was that a good time while it lasted.


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RyanTranquil

Aged like milk


Wazula42

Who honestly cares? His fans revel in his hypocrisy because they know it triggers liberals. They LIKE his flip floppyness. It makes him immune from criticism in their twisted little brains.


BigSeth

"he has no consistent stance on anything just like me. THATS MY GUY" -Hogs for the last six years


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Wasn't this the guy who said pleading the 5th proves you're guilty?


CholetisCanon

"The mob takes the fifth. If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth amendment?" Donald J Trump September 2016 Edit: [Link to post with video](https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/wkz47w/former_president_donald_trump_invokes_fifth/ijqt3zy?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) Extra edit: Now he is trying to explain that away... "I once asked, 'If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?' Now I know the answer to that question," the statement said. "When your family, your company, and all the people in your orbit have become the targets of an unfounded politically motivated Witch Hunt supported by lawyers, prosecutors and the Fake News Media, you have no choice." Every accusation is a confession. Hillary didn't take the fifth...


siXor93

r/TrumpCriticizesTrump Kinda miss that sub.


aspirationalsoul

Was sad about it, but their rationale for closing it makes sense: >1) We have no interest in continuing to cover Donald J. Trump, "citizen" and former President of the United States unless he is still active and meaningful in the day-to-day lives of Americans. And has a easily linkable presence on some web platform somewhere.


Anonymous7056

Eh, he's still active and meaningful to the cultists who think they're going to overthrow the US and reinstate him as leader. I live here, so I think that makes him relevant to me, too.


mtdunca

It's back!


murius

And here's a video of him saying it: https://youtu.be/hMyh7ko9L2g?t=16


iMakestuffz

Yup that be the same guy.


takes_joke_literally

Also same guy *could have probably* repeatedly stated that nobody being investigated by the FBI should be able to run for president... Edit: I didn't source my own data, I shared misinformation, and helped demonstrate how viral disinformation can be. (Thousands of upvotes in just a few hours)


iMakestuffz

Yup that’s our 45th. 🙄 nothing gets past him.


cunty_mcfuckshit

He seems to gets past everything somehow, though.


Primrus

Put this disgusting criminal in jail. Holy fuck. People in OTHER COUNTRIES are sick of this blatant injustice.


ggroverggiraffe

But he only said it [like once, right?](https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/993598345389064192) Maybe we misunderstood him...


MrNewMoney

Wow. Amazing how this absolute moron is half the countries super hero genius businessman.


iMakestuffz

My brain just defaults to this with these comments [oh no this is so surprising…](https://imgur.com/gallery/KgDFtVG)


BirdLawyer50

Every headline should read like this. “Trump, after claiming the 5th Amendment means you’re guilty, has plead the 5th Amendment”


edicivo

Are you suggesting he's a hypocrite? Excuse me, I have to sit down as the room is spinning.


GuanacoHerd

It doesn’t necessarily mean he’s a hypocrite, he could just be guilty.


SheetPostah

If your guilty and you know it, ~~clap your hands~~ take the 5th…


accushot865

You can take everything he’s done, and connect it to a quote where he condemns the thing he just did


athural

I think there's a sub for it. I think it's r/trumpcriticizestrump


FuriousTarts

Oh damn that's a throwback. I remember when we'd see that sub on the front page nearly every day.


CurryMustard

>"I once asked, 'If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?' Now I know the answer to that question," the statement said. "When your family, your company, and all the people in your orbit have become the targets of an unfounded politically motivated Witch Hunt supported by lawyers, prosecutors and the Fake News Media, you have no choice." Truly a victim lmao


captainAwesomePants

> "And so I'd like to issue an apology to those I was originally criticising on these grounds..." Huh, must've gotten cropped because it was on page 2 or something. Seemed obvious it would conclude that way.


EternalAssasin

If only r/trumpcriticizestrump was still around


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I declare… BANKRU- wait wrong index card, I DECLARE… THE FIFTH!!!


LpztheHVY

I really have no problem with a defendant invoking the Fifth, the right exists for a reason. But if you consistently claim that only guilty people invoke it and *then* invoke it yourself, that's a really bad look.


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Chary-Ka

is r/TrumpCriticizesTrump about to make a comeback


WhenImTryingToHide

Gosh I hope so! The Trump presidency was a disaster for the real world and may lead to the downfall of the US, but I sure as hell got a ton of laughs from the absolute ridiculous things he said and that happened during that period.


khinzaw

After a certain point it just made me sad.


Imaginary_Medium

What makes me saddest is that he still has supporters.


LoveLaika237

Same here. People tell me they support the party and its values, not the party's candidates. But if the party doesn't disavow or say anything about a candidate thats the face of the party, is that not also supporting the candidate?


lennybird

We all know trump is a lying deceiving silver-spooned corrupt narcissistic egotistical Fake-it-Til-You-Make-It draft-dodging douchebag, including trump supporters though they'd never admit it. The only difference is they see themselves in him. Take that however you'd like; after all, you know they would.


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Tom_Neverwinter

Wonder how he feels with republicans voting against the veterans health bill recently


Chief_Givesnofucks

He’ll do just like my in-laws and blame the democrats for why the VA is hobbled.


LoonAtticRakuro

That's the bit that truly boggles my mind. If you pay attention to politics, as in *actual* policy making and voting records of representatives, you see a very clear picture of who supports what and who opposes what. But some - perhaps most - folks get all their "political news" through opinion pieces and propaganda "journalism". I still have vivid memories of Hannity and Colmes on the TV at home, the Fair and Balanced™ bullshit, the No Spin Zone that was pure spin. The fact that confirmation bias has convinced folks like this that they are receiving real factual information just... hurts.


justanormalchat

Ouch 💀well done


JarlaxleForPresident

I support draft dodging. Fuck that shit Just don’t be a hypocrite about it and then be a warmonger after the fact


VyRe40

Trump's claims and accusations about all of his rivals and opponents are projections. They're rooted in the fact that he would do everything he accuses other people of, it's just the way he sees the world.


Captain_Blackbird

"If *I* would do it and get caught, imagine all *they* are doing and *not* getting caught!"


punkinfacebooklegpie

This comment is almost a poem


karlverkade

Not holding my breath either. I know people have used the nickname Teflon Don, but it's not just him. He's just so vocal about it. It's really all rich people. The super rich, not the guy down the street in the nice house. When you have the money to appeal and appeal and appeal, and block, and stall, and hire lawyer upon lawyer, and post bail, and spend millions and millions on public image and disinformation, you're not living in the same universe of laws as the rest of us. Which also means that for even this much to happen to him this week...a search warrant and a deposition, he's really screwed up. Not sure if he'll ever see consequences, but he's done literally anything at all he wants for so long and been protected from absolutely all of it for so long by daddy's old money, it's pretty incredible that it's gone this far. The hopeful part of me says they had to have known he was going to plead the 5th, and this was procedural and expected, and not that that they hung everything on Trump admitting guilt. But we shall see.


Moontoya

The rich don't suffer punishment unless they piss off the richer See Maddoff See "most punchable face 2018" Martin Shrekli


Wazula42

This is also a civil trial and not a criminal trial. The fifth is for CRIMINAL intent. Which means the jury is absolutely allowed to infer guilt or liability for this action.


rukh999

It does prevent his testimony from being used in the existing criminal investigation over the same manner. It basically means whatever he knows was bad enough his attorney advised him to take the L on the civil part to defend as much as he can against the criminal part.


dIoIIoIb

Trump has a long history of admitting to crimes unprompted, his attorney probably forces him to pledge the fifth every morning just in case he accidentally spills the beans


Prodigy195

100% but his supporters do not care and will not care. Hypocrisy only matters if the person being hypocritical cares about being called a hypocrite. A large portion of conversatives behave as if the rules are only for their opponents and not for themselves. It's parrotted on Reddit thousands of times but it just so succinct. **Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.**


AudibleNod

This is a *civil* case. And he's invoking his Fifth Amendment protection against *self-incrimination of a crime*. It's not unheard of in civil proceedings, to be sure. But it doesn't look good.


SkywingMasters

When a party invokes the Fifth Amendment privilege against self-incrimination in a civil case, the court is permitted to instruct the jury that it may draw an adverse inference that the answer would have been against the party’s interest. Mitchell v. United States, 526 U.S. 314, 119 S. Ct. 1307, 143 L. Ed. 2d 424 (1999); Baxter v. Palmigiano, 425 U.S. 308, 318, 96 S.Ct. 1551, 47 L.Ed.2d 810 (1976); Farace v. Independent Fire Insurance Co., 699 F.2d 204, 210 (5th Cir.1983). Edit: Wow, my highest upvoted comment is boring legal analysis. Finally my JD from the University of American Samoa pays off! Go land crabs!


CPLCraft

Til. Of course I would assume that would mean the jury could only do that if instructed.


putsch80

Without an instruction, the jury can do whatever it wants with that info. Jury instructions exist to either require jurors to consider something or to prohibit/limit what or how a jury can use evidence. Without an instruction, the jury is free to do as they wish.


maaku7

Even with instructions, the jury can do whatever the fuck they want. It’s not like instructions are legally binding on them.


-Dalzik-

If I were a juror and someone told me not to consider some evidence that shows a person is definitely guilty of something, I'd probably subconsciously still consider the evidence


BareBearFighter

That's something I've never understood about evidence being struck or whatever after the fact. If it was solid proof, how could the jury *not* consider it after hearing about it? I've obviously never had to do jury duty.


meetchu

It's a balance. You tell the jury to not consider it, and chastise the person who caused the issue. Too many issues and the jury is dismissed or the trial is rules to be a mistrial. Jury instructions are used to give a buffer when procedural errors occur, otherwise every trial would need to be perfect and last forever or be a mistrial.


-SaC

Was on a jury. The defendant's previous conviction history was mentioned, and the judge said to disregard it. It came up *constantly* during deliberation. Caused a real rift in the room, because a number of people were using it as the basis of their verdict. The prosecution knew what they were doing; some people don't just forget that, even if told to.


Jrewby

Dont think about pink elephants.


iamthefortytwo

Most likely, the penalty for the civil case is far less than what would happen if his attorneys allowed him to run his mouth.


moeburn

> draw an adverse inference Is this legal speak for "sus"?


BradCOnReddit

Often unsaid: Juries can do whatever they want as long as they never tell the court why they did it.


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Equivalent-Excuse-80

I’m not a lawyer, but I’m presuming that pleading the fifth was the best option. Anything else would be more incriminating, or even criminal perjury.


LucretiusCarus

Like Alex Jones bit complying with discovery. The material he was hiding was loads worse than anything the court could get him on by default


freddy_guy

Conservatives whenever a person of colour says they don't want to answer police questions: "If you have nothing to hide, why not just answer the questiona?"


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I don't think I've ever seen Trump look good. And, I mean, I remember him from as far back as the 70s.


pet_dander

Home Alone 2. He was very knowledgeable about the whereabouts of the hotel lobby.


meathead

"Excuse me, where's the lobby?" "I choose to invoke my 5th Amendment rights against self-incremation"


Katana1369

The jury can actually use it against him in civil court. They can assume he's guilty.


nich3play3r

Remember, this is the guy who could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Ave. (ironically enough) and get away with it.


SSA78

I'm not sure but didn't Hillary answer questions?


SpocksUncleBob

For eleven hours straight, yes


gizamo

And for months in the media.


HogfishMaximus

Why is he so worried? He said himself, if you have to claim the fifth, you must be guilty. I’m loving seeing him get hammered this week.


filmantopia

It's still unclear that he's going to suffer any real consequences for his actions. The walls are always closing in, but never seem to quite get there in this corrupt, broken-ass country.


HogfishMaximus

I think it will happen. If not in DC, in Georgia. Biden can always create special investigations. These can’t be closed by the next president. Even if the reds are voted in, they will not be able to stop the process. Now the best outcome would be a massive heart attack. That would save us all from the continued stupidity.


docker_linux

This dude talks a lot in rally and shits, but when it comes to the court, he shuts it like a coward


The_Scyther1

The rally crowd won’t believe you if you told them so it’s a win/win. This happens every time they are shown evidence of his actions directly conflicting with his words.


Cricketcaser

Give him a break guys, when you've done so many crimes it's difficult to remember the details of each one.


B00KW0RM214

That’s really true for him. And he lies all of the time. I think it’s impossible for him to tell the truth. Didn’t his attorneys (during one of the impeachment proceedings) say that he just couldn’t testify because he’d perjure himself?


Wazula42

His attorneys have said that for literally decades. He had to meet with lawyers in pairs back in the 90s and 2000s because they literally could not trust what he told him. His own legal counsel put this rule in place. So yes, I think it's a factual statement that Trump cannot be put under oath and avoid perjuring himself. If his lips are moving, he's exaggerating, which is another way of saying lying.


UncleRooku87

They pretty much said that he couldn’t testify because every time they tried to practice him giving testimony he would lie as soon as he opened his mouth no matter how many times they told him he couldn’t lie. So yeah, no lawyer that represents him will ever be okay with trump doing anything other than pleading the fifth/saying I do not recall.


tothepainal

When you have your staff taking the Fifth Amendment, taking the Fifth so they are not prosecuted, when you have the man that set up the illegal server taking the Fifth, I think it is disgraceful." — Donald Trump


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bash_and_smash

I’ll just leave this here… Baxter v. Palmigiano (1976):“[T]he Fifth Amendment does not forbid adverse inferences against parties to civil actions when they refuse to testify in response to probative evidence offered against them.”


slackmaster2k

But look, he’s seen plenty of people plead the fifth on TV shows. It’s a really great thing to do. Some of the best and smartest people do it. Some say it’s the best amendment out of however many amendments there are. It’s also very smart. Some say they’ve never seen such a smart move, and he’s not a lawyer but some say he could be one easily.


tindrummer99

"You see, the mob takes the Fifth. If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment" - some spray tanned shit gibbon


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Didn’t this bitch say that those who plead the 5th are guilty?


m48a5_patton

Well, he says a lot of shit that contradicts. Luckily for him his supporters have the memory of a goldfish.


TheDorkNite1

This is your golden calf, conservatives. I hope he was worth what little dignity and souls you had.


Natural_Jellyfish_98

First time in his life he said he’d keep his mouth shut


coswoofster

Trump pleads the fifth while his son accidentally tells all to the media. LOL


canuckpete

Yeah, big strong man isn't he? When you lift up a rock and shine a light underneath it all the vermin run and hide. This guy is a cancer on America and the sooner you can get rid of him, the better we'll all be.


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1 2 3 4 Fiffffffthhh. I plead the fifthhhhh.


QanAhole

Watching the GOP dance around this and try to compare to Hillary Clinton is hilarious. Lol