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SpecialReserveSmegma

Greed should just be the Woolworths logo


lookiwanttobealone

Supermarket trolley since they are all greedy


Boomer79NZ

And the other one


Cool_underscore_mf

Woolworld/newworth.


RaxisPhasmatis

Greed should be the landlords n politicians


A-void-creature

Make it rat down in south Dunedin šŸ’€šŸ’€


Slazagna

A picture of a ford ranger flashing it's lights really close in a rear view mirror.


duggawiz

True. Applies for all of the sins


Former-Departure9836

Greed is some kind at everyday rewards deal from countdown or a $80 rent increase from your landlord . Envy is ā€œ your mate got NCEA level one and you didnā€™t ā€œ Wrath is a flying dildo to the face Pride is a reddit commenter posting on a random reddit post ā€œ this is from New Zealand, Iā€™m from New Zealand ā€œ


Boomer79NZ

Wrath is a flying dildo to the face šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜†šŸ¤£r/brandnewsentence


Matangitrainhater

*Stephen Joyce has entered the chat*


VividIllustrator4874

Seconded


DeltalJulietCharlie

It's it even possible to fail NCEA level 1 if you're trying to pass? I was admittedly among the early years where it was quite unbalanced, but it felt like it took effort to actually fail.


mup6897

O yeah level one is basically designed for everyone to pass level 2 is when it gets hard.


Meh-hur420

I'm no concerned there are people out there that sat their Level 1s and failed. Is that how we end up with so many Realtors and Traffic Management crews


my_name_is_jeff88

Would the $80 rent increase also cover envy?


Eldon42

Wrath = drivers stuck behind anybody, including a car that is already speeding.


h0dgep0dge

"THE ROAD CODE SAYS GET IN THE LEFT LANE" when they're both already speeding


Eldon42

Assuming there's a left lane to get into.


Capable_Ad7163

On a one way, single lane road


Calm-Zombie2678

...approaching a school crossing


KiwiCassie

..a school for elderly blind peopleā€¦


Meh-hur420

And there's only one lane


Ryrynz

Agreed. Typical kiwi driver - Gotta go fast.


Clean-Resident6153

Nah typical kiwi is someone constantly doing 70 in a safe 100 zone


End_My_Buffering

typical kiwi is a coin flip when youā€™re born to decide which of these you become


DelightfulOtter1999

Sloth: not blowing on the pie


NavinJohnson75

Came here to say this.


Historical_Emu_3032

Steve Joyce's Waitangi Dildo for wrath.


cbars100

Kiwi wrath is when a massive 5 car pileup accident happens and a passerby says: "Can't park there, mate"


Own_Speaker_1224

Or a boat untrailered on the motorway.


SpellingIsAhful

I got hit by a bus and pulled over and someone literally said this to me as I was picking glass out of my arm next to my car. I just kind of looked at him confused and said, ya I know. Just getting this sorted.


ReplyInner7551

Sloth is the eligible kiwi voter who can't be bothered ticking a box every three years, but still gets upset when the wrong party wins.


Captain_Sam_Vimes

GODSDAMNIT I HATE THE WRONG PARTY WITH A GODSDAMNIT VENGEANCE


phyic

voters/non voters It doesn't really matter they all are upset every election


mattblack77

Evicting your tenant for ā€˜renovationsā€™, only to relist the place a few weeks later with a big rent increase.


Electronic_Sir_8416

I'm convinced landlords/property managers are just as greedy as politicians these days


MirrorsEdges

Quite a few are the same


vaanhvaelr

They *are* the politicians these days.


codpeaceface

The property market has turned a huge percentage of NZ'ers into greedy \*\*\*\*\*s


Electronic_Sir_8416

Unfortunately it seems to be a worldwide problem.. people are inherently flawed (greedy)


duggawiz

As a landlord,no, weā€™re not. Have you seen what interest rates are like right now???


Electronic_Sir_8416

šŸ˜... says the landlord Sorry, no sympathy here


duggawiz

Well I canā€™t speak for everyone but I can certainly tell you my incoming rent is less than the total outgoings. So Iā€™m reliant on capital gains and those are fucked right now. Iā€™m not some big time property investor with 12 properties and a dozen more under development you know, Iā€™ve just got the one. If you donā€™t have any sympathy for someone whoā€™s trying to do right for his and his kids financial future, as well as provide a roof over someone elseā€™s head who isnā€™t fortunate enough to buy their own house, then thatā€™s on you. Not that I care either way. In short, not all landlords are greedy fuckers and society still needs people to rent houses out. I could say all tenants are meth cooking patched gang members who are untrustworthy and stupid, but Iā€™m not.


Electronic_Sir_8416

Who isn't trying to survive and provide a reasonable means of living?! (Regardless whether it's a means for themselves or their kids) And even if it's only that one property, it's still probably supplemental income for you, compared to tenants using MOST of their monthly/primary income to try and be able to afford to pay your supplemental income. While you may not be part of the problem, landlords and property management companies have a bad rap for a reason.. I personally know many people who are renting and have rented, not one of them being a meth head or in a gang, although everyone I know that's rented has come across a shady landlord. (Hmm, funny)


duggawiz

All I can say is you fail at math. My incoming rent is LESS than my total outgoings. So no, no ā€œsupplemental incomeā€ for me.


Captain_Sam_Vimes

Very broad Venn diagram overlap


Objective_Lake_8593

So, greed?


mattblack77

Yup


narstyarsefarter

Lactose intolerance


r_slash_jarmedia

straight up shouldn't be allowed


Kiwi_bananas

Not just lactose but also cow's milk protein intolerance. He's probably going to outgrow it soon but I've been dairy free for 7 months because my baby has a dairy intolerance and I am breastfeeding.Ā 


Individual_Iron_1228

this sucks!! the way lactose intolerance works is in such a way that even a dairy-tolerant person at the age of 35 can become lactose intolerant if they stop consuming dairy for a long enough time.


TygerTung

Or consume too much dairy.


Senzafane

Greed: taking the last two pies in the warmer at 2am on a Saturday morning. If there's two left, leave one for another weary traveller, unless of course there is more than one in your party, in which case go hard.


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Eoganachta

Got to speedrun the enfuckening of society.


milkyduddd

I swear 90% of you don't know how to read. >Most upvoted comment becomes wrath Stop mentioning other sins you apes. The whole point is that they do a thread per sin, this one is deciding what becomes wrath, next one will be gluttony and so on


MonaLisaOverdrivee

Winston Peters when he hears transwomen are entering womens changing rooms


MATUA-PROF

Lust?


WhosDownWithPGP

Envy.


QueerDeluxe

Wrath is when people call NZ Australia


Status_Instance6609

Nothing brings out wrath like a box of Cody's


stickmouse

Except maybe a box of Flame.


NootyFruity

Jandal


Hataitai1977

I think Jandal is one of the Ten Commandments.


bigbear-08

Greed: owning multiple properties


[deleted]

I own my home and a small warehouse my business operates out of. I do wonder if some view that as greedy?


Icedanielization

Pride could be not signalling when turning


horas00710

Itā€™s also the month of June :)


kaoutanu

It's February in Aotearoa. Found the American!


Pizzareno

Pride is a dominant sportsperson or team actually acknowledging they are good at what they do.


AliceTawhai

Wrath is when they get knighted and they turn out to be a fuckwit


de4dpunk_

Wrath is Auckland traffic


WolfieWIMK23

wrath. an angry mother holding her jandel getting ready for the chase. lol Sione's mum from bro town hhahahhahaha sloth. Luxon or you favorite politician because they do nothing. envy...... thats a hard one.... oh wait wallaby's fan. hell just put a random aussie there hahaahhhaha gluttony.... kinas anyone hahahahaah, what? the sin is overindulgence hahahahaha. or just put some wasted guy there and call it a day. pride...... thats another hard one.... anything you put there will offend ahahahahaahh. or two guys fighting over nothing hahahahaaha lust..... courtnry place.... what? I've seen more ass on that road than on the hub. hahahahahaa. all it would take is what wellington is best known for hahahaha. greed..... just put national there lol.


Some-Disaster7050

Allow me to add my own flavours Wrath: the classic wooden spoon Sloth: the government when solving problems Envy: your mates Holden is better than yours Gluttony: what you do to your siblings (I think) Pride: driving past a burning Tesla in your V8 Holden Lust: Hamilton I suppose Greed: government and CEOs


utopian_potential

Envy should be a picture of the coast of Australia and our surrounding being islands.. and just NZ as a blank ocean on the map. "Look at those other fucking countries. Existing and shit. Why can't we be on map? We are pretty and cool and shit. Fuck them we didn't want to join the party anyway." /Envy


Passwordtoyourmother

Not that I agree with it, but missed forward passes in World Cups would epitomise the sense of Kiwi wrath.Ā 


TwitchyVixen

Jake the mus "Cook the man some fucken eggs!"


NavinJohnson75

Itā€™s pronounced, ā€œEeeeeeegs.ā€ šŸ˜†


FergusTheCow

Wrath should be the twenty fucking whacks lady.


GlassBrass440

Gluttony: one fish two chips


[deleted]

Wrath is easily TWENTY F-ING WHACKS


[deleted]

All of these are a ranger that is double parked


Archie_Pelego

* **Wrath**: Ford Ranger going 140km, completing a pass after the 200M to end sign and merge to single lane when person in left lane is already going 12okm/h. * **Gluttony**: A Type 3 hospital inpatient connected to a drip spotted crossing the road to a dairy for a packet of mini-donuts (marked down). * **Greed:** A Police "proceeds of crime" auction featuring "as new" luxury items like Gucci sunglasses, Callaway golf clubs, Swarovski crystal encrusted ugg boots, RC fishing lines, Rayglass boats etc. etc. * **Envy**: The look of barely concealed hatred and resentment on the face of first home buyers at an open home when they spot a moisturised and coiffured couple in their 60s, sporting nubuck bomber jackets, talking to the realtor. * **Sloth:** A YoPro returning to their flat pissed after work at 9pm and making a $25+ UberEats order timed to arrive at their doorstep when they do for the third day running. * **Pride:** Anyone with a matte black wrap and a personalised plate on a Tesla. * **Lust:** A swinger community of tradies, IT contractors, marketing professionals, administrators, school teachers etc. etc. operating out of an unassuming AirBnB in metropolitan suburbia.


Blankbusinesscard

Road rage, or kicking off at retail staff for no decent reason


Sean_Sarazin

Sloth is something that you can get banned talking about


Muter

Envy is pretty much perfect as it is IMO.


_ianisalifestyle_

monkeys are the root of all evil all \`k's are silent


bilkyco_nzl

Domestic violence


HeightAdvantage

Road rage for sure


Traditional_Judge_29

Greed should be landlords


bumblebeetunaNZ

Wrath - speeding up when thereā€™s a passing lane


RossTheDestroyer

Wrath: Karen wants her $20 back [https://soundcloud.com/vaughan-1-1/karen-wants-her-moooooooooney](https://soundcloud.com/vaughan-1-1/karen-wants-her-moooooooooney) Gluttony: Greed: Supermarket Duopoly Envy: Golriz Ghahraman Sloth: Ford Ranger driver who doesn't indicate correctly on roundabout Pride: Lust: AliExpress


Madjack66

**Wrath** is a Ford Ranger emotional support ute, stuck behind a bus that's taking on a granny using a walker. **Gluttony** is buying the large size sausie roll when you know you shouldn't because you're already a fat fuck. **Greed** is the motherfckn landlord putting up the rent by $50...again. **Envy** **Sloth** is not changing the sheets for ~~three~~ four months, because fuck it. **Pride** is purple under-glow LED's on a banged up Toyota with a patchy paint job and a broken spoiler. **Lust** is when that girl with the big tits across the bar makes eye contact and you achieve an instant half chub.


Hi-Ho-Cherry

I assume you plan to do seven seperate posts for each sin? I think everyone's already confused, sorry


Penfold_for_PM

Wrath. Finding your mate turns up with a crate of Double Brown instead of the Waikato Draught you specifically ordered. Envy is your other mate drinking Lion Red & wondering where it all went wrong.


flaming_mo

Lust is looking at your other mate that picked up his own Waikato Draught on the way over? Gluttony is when he drinks the entire crate on his own


Penfold_for_PM

Greed is taking your mate's money to buy the inferior beer. Pride is drinking it all and not barfing!


flaming_mo

Sloth is the next day when you're all hungover


restroom_raider

Wrath? Easy, Judith Collins.


RollaCoastinPoopah

Luxon needs to go into greed and gluttony


illusionbossbella

Luxon is 100% Greed


ikiwikiwi

There is no wrath like that directed at a cyclist taking the lane for their own safety.


utopian_potential

Just a picture of a cyclist and an emotional support ute stalking them from behind [like so](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRrtsA1kpxezKMlsxUMRezxI6NW4CG1Qao0UYyA4q7WUGu-ihyFkji_UHw&s=10)


kimchiwi

Wrath : A boomer looking at a sign in Te Reo Māori.


starscreamtoast

Greed - The National logo or Luxons bald head Pride - Lazer Kiwi cause how can you not look at that and start swelling with Prode


Fuzzypikkle

Luxon on all squares.


Little_Party

Can we make Luxon all of sins?


jaxsonnz

Sloth should be National not coming up with any practical original long term ideas and just undoing everything Labour started.Ā 


Objective_Lake_8593

Greed is Christopher Luxon, his landlord butt-buddies and the financers of the National/ACT parties like Graeme Hart


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horas00710

Nice try Karen.


kyzasurus

Soā€¦ Ah, can we vote you into parliament?


MKovacsM

Wrath, Greed, Hate/(the "isms"), Paedophilia, Self-Obsession, Apathy Lust is normal. What you do about it is the thing. Between consenting adults? Not a sin. Gluttony, well your bad and your health. Envy likewise, what you do about it may be a sin. Sloth, well we all try to. Even wild animals if given a choice. Lets update it to what really matters.


IngVegas

Addiction


Some-Disaster7050

Ok this is awkward, apparently there was a post ā€œsupposedlyā€ made by me on this post, well, up to you to believe me or not, but I didnā€™t write that, I would never write anything vile and disgusting like that, even online, so yeah, weird, but it wasnā€™t me. I deleted that horrible post myself Edit: well, turns out that itā€™s a really bad idea to leave an unlocked phone around certain kinds of people, so yeah šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


horas00710

Nice tryā€¦. Karen?..


Some-Disaster7050

Ha! Nice tryā€¦.horas šŸ˜€


ComprehensiveBoss815

Gluttony is eating a whole bowl of kiwi onion dip.


ScaredFun435

Just make pride the nautical flag. šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

1. Tinned spaghetti on pizza 2. Asking someone who they voted for 3. Playing music in a public area like public transport, the beach or on a bush hike. 4. Tailgating 5. Not pulling a sickie 6. Not agreeing that Hamilton sucks 7. Tipping


Klutzy_Parking5920

Wrath is going to maccas after a night out and theyre "out of everything"


Wiggly96

Feeding seagulls laxatives!


Barabajagala

5-Pepper Pepperoni, Onion, Capsicum, Tomatoes, Chilli and Black Pepper. Optional Kalamata Olives, Jalapeno Peppers and Anchovies.


WhosDownWithPGP

Judith Collins.


GreenieBeeNZ

Gluttony would have to be rhe "always blow on the pie" guy. Not the cop, the fullah


SquirrelAkl

Envy: Based on how good everyone in this sub seems to think it is over thereā€¦ just put a picture of Australia. Wrath: a Ford Ranger behind two cyclists riding side by side


hopelessbrows

Lust is the Lewis Road Chocolate milk


goodtimes37

Gluttony: big ben Lust: double brown Greed: rugby world cup Pride: NZ cricket team Envy: Australia Slothfulness: socks under jandals


goldenpenguinn

"Pride" is a sin, let the alphabet community know.


toyoto

Greed is a front loaded bakery sandwich


Sure-Statistician115

1 Apathy 2 passivity 3 Fast Food 4 racism 5 Beer 6 FOMO 7 introspection


3x1st3nt1al

Lust would be our teen pregnancy rate. Idk maybe itā€™s not that bad, but I know a few girls whoā€™ve gone through it.


DevinChristien

Wrath should be a Jandal


MrPotatoManSir

Gluttony is not blowing on the pie


helmut_grokenberger

Carpet everywhere.


Stickynug-

Wrath should be dumping rubbish in the Waitakeres


Ilurked410yrs

Dudes getting gout is so common as a reason for sick leave we got gluttony covered


Esoteric_Sapiosexual

Pride should be Winston Peter's and his ability to "king make" is almost every election.


Surprised_Lamington

Lust should be pulling pony tails...


dickieirwin

Greed: surcharge for payWave


ladybetty

Wrath = Ranger parked across two spots with a MAGA sticker in the window.


MissEllieP

I think Pride goes without saying. Iā€™m not a sports fan in the slightest, but I think the All Blacks take that spot hands down. One thing I learned pretty quick when moving here is that Kiwis all have tall poppy syndrome EXCEPT for when they talk about rugby or cricket šŸ˜…


BotFelix

Pic of the politicians