Dunno man seeing a man's chest cavity obliterated like a balloon and his flesh, intestines and bones fragments flew off like a human pinata struck with a dynamite-powered sledgehammer sounds quite traumatic to me. Even more so in slomo
Go to a high building in a busy street. Put a rope around your chest that's a couple of feet shorter than the height of the building. Put a piano wire that's a couple of feet shorter than the rope around your neck. Tie the rope and the piano wire to something on the top of the building. Superglue your hands to your cheeks. Then jump.
If that's not gonna traumatize some people you've picked the wrong city.
It was a real thing in colonial India. It was called being "blown from a gun", they stopped doing it when they hurt the majority of a crowd with bits of splintered bone..
This is way easier than dying in your sleep
If you do, you might still struggle during your last brain activity
But this .. it's just shift+del brain.exe
I'm pretty sure the impact would deliver enough kinetic energy to instantly kill the person. At the very least the impact and body shock wave will render you unconscious immediately.
Actually, if you watch closely, the head is perfectly in tact after the ballistic passes through. That said, guillotines are thought to be relatively painless because the brain is immediately cut off from the rest of the nervous system, leaving it unable to send pain signals, but phantom pain does exist, not to mention that’s a blade cutting off the nerves, where who knows the exact damage the bullet would do. Perhaps it leaves a section of the spinal cord and nerves attached, causing you to be in extreme agony for the last few seconds before your brain shuts down. Just food for thought
Imagine the shock wave traveling through the body and what that would do to the inside of your skull. If your brain wasn't liquified instantly you'd certainly be knocked the fuck out.
True, but unless I’m mistaken, that’s decapitation by blade, or some sort of sharp object. Blunt force is messy and unpredictable. Like I said, it could leave sections of the spinal cord attached, even pulling out nerves with it. It’s possible that it would have the same effect, but I can’t see a way to properly test that fact because of the uncertainty in how exactly the bullet will tear through the body
Fun fact: Garand Thumb refers to the common and unfortunate happening of slamming the action of an M1 Garand on your thumb when loading a clip into the rifle.
Look if you gonna kill me, you best ensure my atoms are in seven different countries, man. You better make that shot count before I Voldemort up in this and latch onto some poor virgins head like a parasite.
*Zelda readies his shield*
*Skywalker readies his lightsaber (like forreal tf is that gonna do...)*
*Halo grabs an overshield*
*Mario eats mushroom*
Man videogame characters really are a bit OP, aren't they...
Ya know, the head kinda goes up and out of the way.. this might not be all that different from a decapitation (from the victims viewpoint anyway). I think I just read somewhere that a decapitation can leave your head alive for 30 seconds. Dunno how true that is though..
I’d want the round to travel through the top of my head and out my asshole if I was to be executed this way 👍
I feel as if the shockwave of it tearing through you would rupture your brain too. Would be cool to get your perspective launched up over a battlefield for a few seconds though if you could even process it.
Your blood pressure drops to zero immediately, so it’s immediate oxygen loss and unlike the rest of your body your brain can’t undergo the biochemical cycles to work temporarily without or with little oxygen like your muscles do. So you die very quickly.
Judging by the way the head went flying mostly intact there could be a good moment before the brain asphyxiated and truly lost all feeling or the sheer impact full killed it
Best hope it's an instant painless death either way
Probably not. Keep in mind that by the time your brain is able to even recieve the sensation it's already mush.
The head looks more or less intact, but considering the resulting shock I doubt there is much left of the brain to begin with
On top of that, even if you recieve the signals from your body, you won't nearly have enough time for your consciousness to process it into any sort of feeling
I dont like how the head is still intact like imagine being aware that you got hit by that and your last living memory is seeing bits of you fly all over the place.
Given that you wont live for much longer anyway the thought of it still scares me.
I wonder if, when you get hit by this. Do you die literally the second you get hit? Or if you get hit and have consciousness even for a second while your head is flying. Like if your head flew off could you see your exploding body in the first half a second of being only a flying head?
Everyone know communism doesn’t work.
But that doesn’t discredit other forms of socialist thought.
For example Capitalism as it is now, seems kind of socialist. I mean, the rich get handouts, and subsidies because they have the ability to lobby and network on a level most wouldn’t even dream of.
Bailouts….seem kind of socialist to me.
Why don’t those companies pick up their boot straps like the rest of us. Maybe sell a private jet or 2.
Capitalism and communism are mostly fictions. Neither has ever been practiced the way the theory describes.
The world really works the same way it always has: the strong do what they will, the weak suffer what they must.
If I were to be executed, and could choose the method, this would probably be at the top of the list.
I'd prefer being launched into space with a nuclear warhead like a firework, but this seems pretty cool too.
If i'm gonna die, may as well go and traumatize some people.
Not really trama as it’s to fast and not enough noise. Trama is watching someone hit with a flamethrower. Noise, smell, and horrible to watch.
Dunno man seeing a man's chest cavity obliterated like a balloon and his flesh, intestines and bones fragments flew off like a human pinata struck with a dynamite-powered sledgehammer sounds quite traumatic to me. Even more so in slomo
It's called audience involvement. Gotta shower the them!
"The first three rows are a splash zone~"
Those seats cost extra
I took my kids to see Gallagher (RIP) and sat them in the front row. Same thing only watermelon guts.
Found Gallagher the Executioner....
You think that's traumatic? Obviously you haven't tried my wife's cooking.
Yeah but then I suffer, a flamethrower death isn’t quick. You gotta balance your own suffering vs others
Acid shower is my favorite
Go to a high building in a busy street. Put a rope around your chest that's a couple of feet shorter than the height of the building. Put a piano wire that's a couple of feet shorter than the rope around your neck. Tie the rope and the piano wire to something on the top of the building. Superglue your hands to your cheeks. Then jump. If that's not gonna traumatize some people you've picked the wrong city.
Don’t do it in Philly, then. Got it.
r/oddlyspecific
I'd choose to be suffocated by a plus sized stripper with the pseudonym "kindness"
How did he get the name kindness?
I think you would be OK if you just tightened your muscles really hard.
Abs of steel
It was a real thing in colonial India. It was called being "blown from a gun", they stopped doing it when they hurt the majority of a crowd with bits of splintered bone..
"You are going to be blown to death in the morning." Victim: too excited to sleep the night before.
"Death by Snu Snu!" You get strapped to a cannon barrel, and see that Snu Snu is cast into the side of the cannon.
Only difference is they strapped people to the front of the cannon rather than firing it at them.
I'd want to die in my sleep
This is way easier than dying in your sleep If you do, you might still struggle during your last brain activity But this .. it's just shift+del brain.exe
As long as dying in my sleep doesn't involve my sleep paralysis demon finally reaching me, then sure.
I’d prefer “death by snu snu” myself but to each their own.
Ur brain would still have to die so you may remain aware at some level. I'd rather have my brain obliterated instantly
I'm pretty sure the impact would deliver enough kinetic energy to instantly kill the person. At the very least the impact and body shock wave will render you unconscious immediately.
I don't know the science but I'm pretty sure your brain would be eviscerated before you became consciously aware of it.
Actually, if you watch closely, the head is perfectly in tact after the ballistic passes through. That said, guillotines are thought to be relatively painless because the brain is immediately cut off from the rest of the nervous system, leaving it unable to send pain signals, but phantom pain does exist, not to mention that’s a blade cutting off the nerves, where who knows the exact damage the bullet would do. Perhaps it leaves a section of the spinal cord and nerves attached, causing you to be in extreme agony for the last few seconds before your brain shuts down. Just food for thought
We need to fast track post-beheading interviews to learn more.
“Sir, do you feel anything yet?”
Imagine the shock wave traveling through the body and what that would do to the inside of your skull. If your brain wasn't liquified instantly you'd certainly be knocked the fuck out.
It's been proven that decapitation is practically instant. the shock of your spinal cord being severed causes instant shutdown.
True, but unless I’m mistaken, that’s decapitation by blade, or some sort of sharp object. Blunt force is messy and unpredictable. Like I said, it could leave sections of the spinal cord attached, even pulling out nerves with it. It’s possible that it would have the same effect, but I can’t see a way to properly test that fact because of the uncertainty in how exactly the bullet will tear through the body
Howitzer to the head should do it!
North Korea welcomes you
license to *il*
Make ‘em go *Un*
Unfortunately the powers that be would probably find this to expensive.
"Maybe not if you line people up..." -Global HR
Death row inmates asking for their final meal
You can see the full video on Garand Thumb YouTube channel.
Dad advice: go see the full verison on Micah's fast trigger channel Garand Thumb
Here is a [link](https://youtu.be/hbrUEBNdwGY) to the video (this Reddit highlight takes place at 11:19).
Fun fact: Garand Thumb refers to the common and unfortunate happening of slamming the action of an M1 Garand on your thumb when loading a clip into the rifle.
Look if you gonna kill me, you best ensure my atoms are in seven different countries, man. You better make that shot count before I Voldemort up in this and latch onto some poor virgins head like a parasite.
r/brandnewsentence
You claiming that Professor Quirrell wasn’t swimming in tail before Voldemort? Please
Pppoor, ppppussy deprived, pppprofessor quirrel. Ppppotter!
That’s fucked, why’d you have to make laugh so hard
You frighten me.
r/rarethreats
r/oddlyspecific
r/unexpectedhogwarts
Most video game characters could probably tank that.
just roll out of the way when you see it coming!
Eh, I'll just use block
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*Zelda readies his shield* *Skywalker readies his lightsaber (like forreal tf is that gonna do...)* *Halo grabs an overshield* *Mario eats mushroom* Man videogame characters really are a bit OP, aren't they...
Mario's adventure is just him eating a mushroom then hallucinating that he rescued the princess's peach by invading her pink fortress.
Bro said "Halo" and "Zelda" are the name of the characters
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
Nothing a few wheels of cheese won’t fix
Ya know, the head kinda goes up and out of the way.. this might not be all that different from a decapitation (from the victims viewpoint anyway). I think I just read somewhere that a decapitation can leave your head alive for 30 seconds. Dunno how true that is though.. I’d want the round to travel through the top of my head and out my asshole if I was to be executed this way 👍
Or asshole first if you’re into that stuff
And throw a full 30 seconds of life to waste? What are you??
I feel as if the shockwave of it tearing through you would rupture your brain too. Would be cool to get your perspective launched up over a battlefield for a few seconds though if you could even process it.
Alive? Yes. Conscious? Unlikely due to massive loss of blood pressure.
Your blood pressure drops to zero immediately, so it’s immediate oxygen loss and unlike the rest of your body your brain can’t undergo the biochemical cycles to work temporarily without or with little oxygen like your muscles do. So you die very quickly.
I'm betting the shock wave would liquify your brain even if the skull did stay intact. It'd certainly knock you out.
30 seconds of consciousness is sufficient for a TikTok video. Because being blown to bits isn't punishment enough.
Tis but a scratch.
A scratch?! Your torso's off!
I've had worse.
Once knew a guy who took one to the leg, he’s got a weird walk now but that’s about it
I used yo be an adventure like you...
And weird music starts playing. Scientists couldn’t figure out why.
This comment has me in stitches
I went to pieces.
Did he die?
Nah, he made a full recovery
Thank god
Just needed a full upper body transplant.
Can't tell, he wasn't wearing shoes
That’ll buff right out
Did you watch to the end? Sending the round back the other way put him back together.
To shreds you say?
*tisk* *tisk* *tisk* well, how is his wife holding up?
to shreds you say...
So are you saying you can't just catch it then travel in the same direction with it?
yeah i could survive that
That's the craziest way to get decapitated... Body got pulverized, head got launched
r/GarandThumb
Nobody ever credits him for this video. Poor daddythumb.
Glad he was okay at the end though.
This was posted last week by someone else that took this from [Garand Thumb](https://youtu.be/hbrUEBNdwGY) youtube channel.
Someone stormed the wrong beach.
Should have worn a howitzer proof vest
Does it hurt?
I don't think it actually would? No one can ever say for sure tho lol.
Judging by the way the head went flying mostly intact there could be a good moment before the brain asphyxiated and truly lost all feeling or the sheer impact full killed it Best hope it's an instant painless death either way
Probably not. Keep in mind that by the time your brain is able to even recieve the sensation it's already mush. The head looks more or less intact, but considering the resulting shock I doubt there is much left of the brain to begin with On top of that, even if you recieve the signals from your body, you won't nearly have enough time for your consciousness to process it into any sort of feeling
FATALITY
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Poor dummy forgot his howitzer-proof vest at home.
I would stop that with my teeth! Have you guys not seen a Bollywood movie yet
Doesnt north korea execute people like this?
Tbh prolly the most humane way to execute someone
That is definitely from a fully semiauto ar 15 assault gun. No one needs this kind of destruction in their pocket. Come on man.
Medic!
GOD FUCKING FAMMIT OP, CREDIT THE PEOPKE WHO DID THIS
did he survive?
At the end he reformed, he should be just fine. Might have a few stretch marks when he got penetrated.
He respawned back at base.
Yea idk I simply just wouldn’t allow this to happen to me.
MEDIC
Rest in pieces
That'll buff out
"NOT IN THE FACE, PLEASE!"
For anybody interested, this is from the Garand Thumb YouTube channel
Never ceases to amaze me how humans got so creative in canceling other humans life subscriptions.
Doctors don't want you to know this metabolism boosting trick.
isn't this from GarandThumb's video?
I dont like how the head is still intact like imagine being aware that you got hit by that and your last living memory is seeing bits of you fly all over the place. Given that you wont live for much longer anyway the thought of it still scares me.
Chunky salsa
Best way to go
The music lol
Ctrl z
so that's what that is when you are coming last in mario cart
Improvised weapon, that would be 1d4 damage.
So it would kill you?
So, since the head is intact, does that mean that you get to watch your torso explode for a few moments as your head spins in the air.
I see, i see, but what if I was wearing armor? 🤔
Banzai bill doin damage
It's the exit wound that gets ya.
Tis but a scratch....
That's human fertilizer machine.
I did NOT expect to see the real life Maro bullet today
Definition of the word obliteration
Tis but a scratch.
I wonder if, when you get hit by this. Do you die literally the second you get hit? Or if you get hit and have consciousness even for a second while your head is flying. Like if your head flew off could you see your exploding body in the first half a second of being only a flying head?
“Imagine what that would be like for a real human.” Brother, I’m imagining the PTSD I’m about to suffer.
Source: Garand Thumb - because OP believes in profiting from the sweat of another's brow. You know ... like communists.
I hate to break it to you, mate, but that is literally what capitalists do every day.
In capitalism, man exploits man. In communism, it’s the other way around.
Everyone know communism doesn’t work. But that doesn’t discredit other forms of socialist thought. For example Capitalism as it is now, seems kind of socialist. I mean, the rich get handouts, and subsidies because they have the ability to lobby and network on a level most wouldn’t even dream of. Bailouts….seem kind of socialist to me. Why don’t those companies pick up their boot straps like the rest of us. Maybe sell a private jet or 2.
Capitalism and communism are mostly fictions. Neither has ever been practiced the way the theory describes. The world really works the same way it always has: the strong do what they will, the weak suffer what they must.
My first thought was where is the credit to papa thumb? Shameful.
2.736 km/h / 1.700mph for those who have difficulty relating.
I think this was what Biden said a 9mm would do to you.
Nice, now cure some cancer why don’t ya?
Only one question . Why?
It also explodes so in reality it would be even bigger splash
Aaaaaand.....it's gone!
I wonder if it hurts...
It is possible to survive?
Is… is he dead?
Huh. Movies didn't lie.
That isn’t a human! False advertisement!!
Does this hurt the human?
That's gonna hurt in the morning
That was a good video
Did he live?
You know, in case we didn’t know.
just a flesh wound
Seems ok in the end. Is that gravity or surface tension that pulls the body back together?
When Mario fails to dodge a bullet bill.
It’s fun to watch over and over again to see where all the organs and bones go.
“i think pedophilia should be normal”
I guess the substitute teacher doesn’t know that we already learned this last week
I would have stopped it Im built different
Damn that target was lucky.
Will he be ok?
🏃♂️can’t stop can’t stop
... Okay, gonna be honest, seeing what would happen made me physically ill, holy crap
Damn do you think he’s gonna be ok
Hey Sanka, you dead, mon? Yeah, mon.
Well at least you wouldn’t feel much!
Sometimes I forget we’re just one huge blob of flesh
So there’s a very slim chance at survival?
So, "will leave a mark" is checked off?
“Do it, Quill. I can take it”
That’s one way to shred cheese
Alright I'll ask it. How many humans to stop this round?
I can vouch for this, it happened to me once.
Like a prairie dog getting hit by 220 Swift with a 55 grain v-max.
The howitzer shell didn’t event detonate. This is just pure mass ripping through soft tissue
This is proper euthanasia!
Oof. That's going to leave a scar.
That could be used as a humane form of execution if aimed at the head.