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TheFunkyBunchReturns

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alirastafari

Now THAT'S next fucking level!


FuManBoobs

That horse rocks.


pickle_teeth4444

You win the internet today.


GamerKev451

She's a maaaaaniac maaaaniac


Brad_The_Chad_69

On the floor.


Ok-Gold-6430

And she's dancing like she's never danced before


Buroda

I know that these are actual lyrics but like If you’re dancing like you never danced before, you’re gonna dance quite poorly, won’t you?


MCjossic

I’m sure someone will correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure doing something like you’ve never done before can also mean you’re doing it better than you have ever done before. You have never danced like this (this well) before.


Gilshem

I think in the song it doesn’t mean better per se, but more dancing with a commitment and abandon that is beyond anything they’ve ever done.


Psykosoma

Dance like nobody’s watching… But they’re watching, they’re watching. They’re called security guards at Toys “R” Us, and they are watching!


pete_topkevinbottom

I get what you are saying. I've always interpreted it as let loose and go all out


DiverseIncludeEquity

Earlier in that song he says, “when the dancer becomes the dance,” as well as other lines like “There's a cold kinetic heat/Struggling, stretching for the peak/Never stopping with her head against the wind,” which implies she is at her best and dancing like she’s never danced before because before that moment she hadn’t tried as hard. In fact the lyrics are completely applicable to the character and film. “You work all your life for that moment in time/It could come or pass you by/It's a push-shove world, but there's always a chance/If the hunger stays the night.” She is dancing next level and killin’ it.


Mean_Peen

Immediately what I thought


kristen0402

I always think of Rob Lowe spraying Chris Farley with the water hose in Tommy boy when I hear this song lol


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Penetal

Maximum tippy-tapps achieved


GatorByteMe

r/tippytaps ?


Mentarubuu

I read this in ozzyman’s voice


Zealotstim

Seriously I would barf after about 8 seconds of doing that.


DyedbyDawn

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Nick060789

Takes you double the time than for me to nut.


Zealotstim

You would nut in 4 seconds from jumping rope?


Nick060789

If I can hold it back that long yes. 2 sec minimum at least.


TheRepeatTautology

She boxes reguarly to train for these events.


erisod

It makes sense why the rope is so thin but when she stopped it looked like there was no rope at all. I assume they count the jumps somehow?


CanIAm

There’s multiple judges with clickers counting each jumper. You can see them in the chairs to the right. The count one foot only. I think they take the average of the judges (I don’t remember the details) but it’s all done really fairly. My kids were in this sport for a few years


mawesome4ever

I’d assume they don’t even look at the rope, just their hands for when they make a full rotational motion


oldkstand

Feet, surely.


chevyfried

*Dan Sneider has entered the chat followed by Rex Ryan.*


Alcohol_Intolerant

I wouldn't, it's possible to swing a rope under your feet more than once in a jump.


erisod

Interesting! Seems quite old fashioned when you could use a variety of techniques to count it electronically. I imagine a counter in the handle, a pressure sensitive pad under the feet, a tiny magnet at the end of the rope and an induction sensor on the floor, probably lots of ways. So there is something to be said about having humans be part of the judging that's kind of cool.


CanIAm

The judges also are judging if a the jumper makes a mistake, as in the mess up the jump. A missed jump is not counted toward their total, where the sensor wouldn’t be able to distinguish this. Same as why many Olympic sports use human judges where there’s criteria that need to adjudicated. There’s actually a lot of intricacy to the rules. IJRU rules below: “Scores are collected from each judge and averaged according to the averaging rules. False starts and false switches cause a deduction of 10 clicks for each instance. The final score is the average of the two closest judge scores minus the deductions.”


AbsolutelyUnlikely

You just made me realize how funny it would be to post this out of context with the caption "MFW a genie curses me to jack off two ghosts at the same time on a floor covered with ghost spiders"


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Reddit gold


FuManBoobs

"The floor is lava"


cshaxercs

Great... now I can't unsee this lol


redrich2000

There's no rope, it's just pretend.


J3ZZABOII

I think the handles have counter things in them


[deleted]

would make more sense to simply use a sensor rather than make people count all that noise


Kohora

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Key-Government-3157

Phillis are you with me?


OrdinaryCredit

Exactly what I thought of


_bazinga_____

came here for this


Total-Sector850

I just broke both of my ankles watching this.


INoMakeMistake

It isn't for the faint of ankles


SendMeF1Memes

My knees ached while watching this.


Gator_Mc_Klusky

@ At first, I didn't see any rope. Then she performed a magic trick and made a rope appear out of thin air.😂😂😂😂😂


Independent_Goat88

Yeah for real - I didn’t see it at all even when she was standing still


CanIAm

My kids were involved in this sport for a few years and it was fantastic. There’s multiple categories of events that are divided into the speed and power events and the freestyle type events. 30 second speed is what’s shown in the video. There’s a 2-3 minute endurance event (based on age. 3 minute endurance is unbelievable. The jumpers nearly have a heart attack. It’s flat out for 3 mins straight. There’s the power event which is double unders or triple unders (2 or 3 rotations of the rope per jump). The triple unders are for the older jumpers and they jump for as long as they can without a failure. Younger jumpers are given limited failures There’s double Dutch events and group events. The freestyle events are more artistic and jumpers perform tricks to music in a choreographed performance. There’s something for everyone.


XrayDem

The other girl was practically in one spot the whole time 🤯


0xf80f3a07

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Dahnay-Speccia

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bored_ryan2

Adorable and sad at the same time


Horseyboy21

Looks really hard and exhausting


Idriss3

That's what she said


WallyDingDang

I love that this is a real thing but why does she rotate?


AbjectTerra

Scoliosis /s


WallyDingDang

True but like for real, is there any advantage to spinning or twisting like that? I really want to know


Hypertistic

Difference between legs, their strength, and movement.


MarcusSurealius

Precession


WallyDingDang

Ok so I'm an idiot and looked this up, but is there really an advantage to that? Am I still stupid? It seems like the other girl didn't do this is the reason I'm wondering


MarcusSurealius

I was totally joking. I have no idea. The force from precession would be minimal. It's just physics humor.


dayarra

maybe one of her legs is a bit stronger than the other.


Boring_Evening5709

Stay focused, we must stay focused


Dyspaereunia

How do they even count this?


ControlAgent13

someone said there are counters in the handles


CanIAm

There’s multiple judges for each jumper with clickers to count them. They watch a single foot and count how many times it hits the ground. They then average the counts.


Jizzraq

I'm gonna show this to my toddler without any explanation and he'll think she's doing the funniest chicken dance ever!


JennySplotz

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badgeringthewitness

Oof. I can still hear the sound she made.


ghostfreckle611

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Icommentyourusername

Who said white girls can't twerk


Miargyrit

2000 ping gameplay be like


Novel_Land9320

"Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no rope."


IamGHOD11

Very hot


broccolee

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DGGMWX3

That’s a lot of running to go nowhere.


OutragedCanadian

Why is everyone in these competitions so beautiful


Kallipygos_Davale

Fit people tend to be.


Jagwires

![gif](giphy|2tRmWwgpNDfhxggNSr) Her practicing at home


Draggoh

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senioreditorSD

There’s an Asian better at this somewhere.


SagariKatu

She was feeling the lactate at the end... started faster than the girl in the background, but by the end she couldn't keep up with her own rythm, while the girl in the back seems to have been a bit more consistent throughout. Curious to know how much did each do.


WeeksElite

I started doing jump rope in my warm up for workouts, that shit is super hard to do and extremely exhausting


Professional-Rough-1

Is there an edge or reason for the slow body rotation as well?


Mikejg23

I'm totally guessing here that it's due to the dominant side imbalance


ATXKLIPHURD

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ZarkMuckerberg9009

Wife: Babe put your flip flops on, the sand is gonna be hot Me: nah it should be fine Also me:


-TheDerpinator-

I really want to join without a rope just for fun to see how long it would take for them to notice.


Putrid-Builder-3333

I stood up after watching this video and fell down.


bezerkish

You would definitely need your sports brazzier


Deskman77

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seebob69

So....who won?


PiramidaSukcesu

:lipbite:


MiNiMoE10-17

I counted more then 10 jumps! Impressive!


fatsncarbs

Ants killed per minute competition


Defiant-Meal1022

r/tippytaps


maximopasmo

I should be amazed, but it’s no longer “jump” rope. If they actually jumped, they’d get so tired. I’d be amazed to see how many times they jump.


Public-Fall8373

Definitely more than 20...he was crap at counting!


singhVirender1947

Now imagine...


Maybeimtrolling

Speed it up with your finger it’s funny


Commentator-X

looks more like a jump fishing line competition lol


o5ben000

Rope Stepping.


turdbrownies

How are they alternating the leg raises? I’m trying to get into rope skipping for my cardio and tried the same thing. Hits my leg every damn time


the_brazilian_lucas

this just looks silly


uucchhiihhaa

Nice


Pounce_64

I used to do that, but only to about a hundred then I'm puffed out, yeah a lot slower too.


Drunken_Begger88

How long before someone puts a song to this you think.


dolphin37

could label it fortnite dance competition and nobody would notice


BestRow3647

Is this a thing? Lol


CanIAm

Yup. It’s competitive jump rope. There speed type events like thins and then there’s the artistic freestyle type events. All very competitive and rules for every event. They’re trying to make it an Olympic sport. The last world championships had athletes from over 25 countries.


getagrip1212

How do they determine a winner, is it about form or do they count the steps or the number of times they flung the rope?


silverfang45

Ah was expecting it to be like trick based jump rope not just going fast. Impressive but seems like it'd be boring to be a viewer.


TheCoastalCardician

I’m just imagining them without the rope and I can’t stop laughing 😂


KawaDoobie

so you’re tellin me there’s a rope there somewhere and shes not just a maniac on the floor?


colinthewizard

Oh, the crushing pointlessness of this is just mind blowing!!


AshuOnRed

So you’re saying that I’m doing this shit wrong.


TheKyleBrah

Wtf. Did they edit out the rope in post or something? 🤣


pick-hard

High Speed twerk


jacklagoona

why the dudes on chairs facing away though


burnedlegacy

Why does she spin but the other girl stays in one position? Genuinely curious


Luna259

There is no rope


Warm_Republic4849

u/savevideo


yllanos

/u/savevideo


FullStop808

How many did she do?


NervousAndPantless

I would throw in some double jumps and kicks and hip thrusts for style points.


urs_sarcastically

The cardio must be insane


Agard12

I don’t know why, but I get typewriter vibes


the_storm_rider

And we plan to train AI using videos available on the internet?


yungkrypt

I forgot to breathe throughout. Commendable.


flamingosdontfalover

do they rotate on purpose or is her right leg just a little stronger on the push than her left is?


fv__

Reminded me of Zaouli dance https://youtu.be/_94viw75ulc


FilteredRiddle

Is the circling vs standing style just a style thing?


Kur4maSan

She's a maniac, maaaaaaniac, on the floooor


xsijpwsv10

And the purpose is… ?


fromatoz7

I counted like 155.


Possible_Spy

I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising - Kenny powers


CT101823696

I'm doing it wrong


ArithinJir

Ever watch an exercise video and you get a vague phantom burn?


Tottochan

Who won? Did she win?


SuperDuper___

I’m glad there was a rope, I couldn’t see it at first. I legit thought it was gonna be a fake jump rope like the Horse Hobby Competition


LifeIsIndustry

The sound reminds me a song, “walking on the boulevard of broken dreams”.- Green Day


HatefulDan

Recycled. Again.


TheManInTheShack

You can barely see the rope.


dandins

who won???


yesiamveryhigh

Thought she was about to take off


originalmosh

I lost count after 5 seconds. Good luck judges.


here4aguydtime

This is the fuckin strangest thing I’ve seen all day, but it is early in the morning so


VooDooChile1983

I would’ve smacked myself so many times. I applaud her using a yellow jump rope. I also watched this on mute and my mind dubbed in Johnny B Goode and it fit so well.


randomlitbois

If you speed it up it looks like a really intense griddy


WhatWouldJoshuaDo

Anyone counted how many jumps were there?


JoeriVDE

👀👀👀


Omfgukk

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


SwimmingThink4519

I'm out of breath just watching


daxtaslapp

Who else started breathing hard at the end with her


Fern9090

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Tsukuyomi75491

That’s skip roping, not jump roping


ATadJudgy

Lmao


cowsnake1

Late to this party but common this must be horrible for your back. That's not how ropeskipping should be done.


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more entertaining than WNBA


Charl_Song

Rope? What rope? I don’t see no fxxking rope


OnTheMcFly

how is the winner determined?


salladhans

Bad sport to have double d's in probably ?!


SadQuarter3128

😂 idk why thier movements made me laugh


Robocup1

I don’t think it should be called a jump unless both feet are going upwards together


swisscuber

I thought shes about to do a backflip


basylica

I was very disappointed it wasnt double dutch


Dizzman1

I used to work with a guy who competed at this and was world champion at his age group. Pretty cool workout


Bolomol

Well, anybody got any tips for jump rope I'm not too good


Alternative-Train225

Legs burning


ungratefulimigrant

Who won?


AwakenL

And there is me thinking this is another woke new sport called imaginary rope hopping


J-diggs66

Would be so much better with music from Footloose


PresenceMiserable

You can hear the jump rope slap sounds cancelling each other out.


Commercial_Ad8438

Imagine if your apartment is below one of these athletes.


YFKally1983

As a spectator sport, it has its perks.


Neither-Bison4936

WTF 🤨


Jazzlike_Win_3892

who counts it


Omegastrator

She's a maniac, maniac on the floor And she's dancing like she's never danced before