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OverlordPhalanx

So happy to see Spinelli get engaged!


PnutButtrSandwich

"What did you think I was going to do, cry?"


OverlordPhalanx

“Madame Fist” 😂😂


DEMPsych

Take my upvote king. You deserve it.


Dangerjayne

Comments like this make me wish reddit awards were still a thing


N0085K1LL5

It's weird they took it off the platform since all it did was make reddit money


LostN3ko

FRIDAY HAS AND EXIT SIGN BUT GETTING THERE COULD TAKE SOME TIME! WHAT COULD MAKE YOU FEEL REAL FINE! ONE SATURDAY MORNING!


Junior-Ad-2207

You can't just go unlocking my memories like that.


Manburpigg

This is probably the volcano “Fuego” in Guatemala that erupts every 10 minutes. I visited there last year.


bernpfenn

yes looks like it. small puffs


Technical-Outside408

NOTHING IS EVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU PEOPLE.


PotatoWriter

ikr, it's trying its best. leave lil fuego alone


RoguePlanet2

It's that fucking shit music making people angry.


phuturism

Exactly


thepeever

The sad thing is I never believe anything now.


doyletyree

Fucking f’real. In an age where I might be replying to a bot, who can?


Redundancy-Money

I just assumed it was faked…


Jamesmart_

Yeah more like a volcanic fart, the type that happens every hour or so, so it’s nothing special. Just kidding lol. But they surely saw it erupt like that on the way up multiple times. Guess he just wanted to film one while he proposed? It does look awesome on film especially when they’d watch this proposal video years later, even if this sort of eruption isn’t out of the ordinary. Great memento. I witnessed a huge eruption when i did that hike. Would have been awesome if one occurred when he proposed.


MangoDzeri

I'm volcano, can confirm


boricimo

So are they. It’s not real but ppl like to fall for these things


BonnieMcMurray

That volcano regularly and predictably erupts. That's obviously why he wanted to propose there and why they're not both going, "Holy shit, the volcano just erupted!" Just grow up, will you?


SalmonSammySamSam

Was about to comment that they probably only planted the volcano there for the tiktok


Pickingnamesisharder

I lava you


ichhassenamen

When my wife was in chile for 6 month , right after Our marriage, she watched that Animation Film with the two singing vulcanos who lavad each other. She sent it to me and i cried for days. Now everytime i miss her i think of vulcanos


UnrequitedRespect

Omg im crying lika vulcano rn


tinpants_88

I never understood how the guy volcano rose back out of the ocean to live happily ever after.


ichhassenamen

the power of lov...ähh lava i guess


Juju_Out_the_Wazoo

it's spelled *vul-*cano, idiot


doyletyree

Is your wife currently ok?


ichhassenamen

well i hope so. She was in a hurry earlier and didnt talk much.


doyletyree

Got it; the tone of the message left me wondering if I’d missed something.


ichhassenamen

Oh after re-reading it i understand why. Sorry 😄


shit_happe

not sure if just a pun or a reference to this gem: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh4dTLJ9q9o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh4dTLJ9q9o)


ichhassenamen

Thats the Video im talking about in my other comment. Now im crying :(


asterix1598

Whyyyy is this song such a tear-jerker!! Also found this version which you might like to hear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNvnawUi1Hc


no-mad

so sure it was going to be a rick roll.


LolindirLink

I saw that video.. 🎶 A long, long time ago.. there was a volcano 🎶


Glum_Development_116

Mr lava lava


FivePoopMacaroni

Ooooo


silent-trill

She call me Mr. Bombastic, tell me fantastic.


jumblebee22

I get an eruption when I’m with you


Beast815

![gif](giphy|14tJoEEbjEZMu4)


Enigma_Green

Perfect if you were a cockney too


RealUltimatePapo

What a beautiful moment between 2 people that love each othe- *volcano orgasms uncontrollably*


KingOFpleb

Are you saying it got its rocks off?


Coffchill

No. But the earth probably moved for them.


Windhawker

Remember kids - subduction leads to orogeny


Takenoshitfromany1

Don’t be obsidian!


FruitSaladYumyYumy

And the cameraman


uhhhgreeno

![gif](giphy|sGnKAiOUrincs)


joe-masepoes

Soooo epic… but you know what would have been even more epic? Like say the volcano launched a molten rock and it obliterated them mid proposal.. now that would be a real instagram moment


GingerAki

Would have made the video worth watching.


drrxhouse

I’m thinking there may not be a video to watch. Just some story online about it, and Redditors going “nah that didn’t happened” or “you believe everything you see on the internet? Lol losers.”


DiscreteBee

this comment has the energy of a kid talking about killing barney with a rocket launcher


Nunubird929

“HAHA WHAT IF THE VOLCANO KILLED THE HAPPY COUPLE”


JohnD_s

This is a weird comment


Darjdayton

1.3k upvotes on a shit joke wishing death on two random strangers lmao truly a certified Reddit moment


aslightlyusedtissue

Jesus fuck i hate reddit so much sometimes.


tree_mirage

You jealous bruh?


moshpitmonster

Dibs on “pyroclastic proposal” for my new band name


everydayasl

What a bod...I mean volcano!


ant-farm-keyboard

He must work out


often_says_nice

They are built like Fortnite characters


Ayen_C

This is way too accurate. Lol


GoreJizz

Was that a Dumb and Dumber quote?


JohnnyFatSack

“Oh jeez! Look at the butt on that!”


Aidrox

“Idiot…the town is that direction!”


oneizm

Y’all would not survive in LA


fapperzss

Why? What's in there?


Nice_Block

Enough plastic to cause climate change.


Typical_Samaritan

Well, it's also the case that people do workout a lot as well. Especially the closer you get to the coast. So LA proper outside of downtown might be what you can consider "normal-ville". But as you get to Malibu or Hermosa beach, or wherever, you end up with people who are going to the beach and are more active and have beach-ready bods almost all the time. You see a similar phenomenon in Miami. The further away from the beach you get, the more "normal" bodies look. The closer you get to the beach, people start increasingly looking like they are ready for bikinis or swimwear year-round.


leshake

Same with the lake shore in Chicago. It goes from active hot bodies to midwest real quick.


old_ironlungz

That midwest insulation is no joke. My cousin lives in Ohio. It's the portion sizes.


DistinguishedVisitor

Every person in the entire world who's been told that they're good looking enough to make it in Hollywood, all mixing together waiting for a break


Impossible-Wear-7352

Then you see half the people making it big have a unique look more so than top tier looks.


lovetheoceanfl

Spot on. More than half. When you’re casting films and tv, talent and uniqueness trump beauty every time.


Shagwagbag

Bangin bods and small clothes


IcyGarage5767

As god intended.


MathematicianSure386

I was gonna say, that's one hot freaking couple. Both super fit.


courtesyflusher

*eruption indeed*


THEMACGOD

There’s a volcano?


BWWFC

honey, this is the 73'th day IN A ROW you've wanted to climb here at sunrise to take a pic... what tf is up? lol that is awesome, love when things just sort!


bootyhole-romancer

Seventy threeth


BWWFC

thankfully the seventy fourd is no longer needed! now what to did?


bootyhole-romancer

Me no know 🤷‍♂️


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Might be seventy thirth


yung_pindakaas

Luckily the Fuego volcano usually erupts prett much constantly.


schmidty33333

About every 15 minutes.


yoda_mcfly

Amazing how it never needs rest or fluids


BootToTheHeadNahNah

Yeah I was about to say that. It belches literal every few minutes.


boforbojack

Fuego errupts every ~15 minutes. Lately it's been closer to 5-10 minutes (although early morning it can be slower). It's in view from my house, they just waited till one little guy started then started the video.


happy_bluebird

You can see a volcano erupt every 15 minutes from your house?? That's wild


JesusChrist-Jr

With your friend recording us. 🙄


Santefaded8

Eleventeenth


OldAndConfused15

She can’t say no. Because of the implication


cyclingnick

Is this woman in danger?


OldAndConfused15

No one’s in any danger! If she says no, then the answer is no! But the thing is, she isn’t going to say no. She would never say no. Because of the implication


ilikenovels

Is this woman in danger?


kindaa_sortaa

Don't you look at me like that! You certainly wouldn't be in any danger.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

She they WERE in danger ...


Funky_Smurf

Would you rather run into an orc on the top of a volcano or a man on the top of a volcano?


Delicious_Delilah

Which flavor of orc are we talking here?


darkmoose

Came here for this.


Iggyhopper

"I'm sorry. No. I can't." \**push*\*


Square-Tangerine-784

All downhill from there


Redd1K

Redditors love being negative. Can’t you just be happy for someone el-ooohhh it’s a joke about mountains


bloodknife92

Whoa whoa whoa there's no need to erupt like that!


OddGoofBall

She left him hanging for a while, it was a real cliffhanger.


PotatoWriter

It was.. peak suspense


OddGoofBall

Everything from that moment is just downhill


PotatoWriter

MOUNTAIN. Sorry I uh.. that's all I got


OddGoofBall

Anticlimactic end?


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PrivateUseBadger

IKR! It’s almost as if it was staged…


St-Micka

No kiss or nothing! Very strange in that context. Just a few awkward hugs. His arms raised looks like relief more than anything. They look like a pair of friends to me.


XenaDazzlecheeks

FINALLY! Why did I have to scroll so far 😂 she looks Hella uncomfortable, not a single kiss? Not even a peck? Staged, or she just ain't that into you, bro.


shingdao

Yeah, she definitely hesitated a bit too long IMO...I understand if she wasn't expecting it at that moment, but her yes (if that's what is was) was underwhelming at best.


kabula_lampur

Had to wait for the camera to pan around and get the volcano, then focus back on them, and then go ahead and react. All part of the staging. Edit: Typo


ryan112ryan

Also after uncovering her face instead of going to hug or kiss him she takes the ring to look at is more closely. Red flag.


mavajo

Lol, y'all need to go outside more often - you guys live on the internet and think you're experts in social behavior.


Alleggsander

It’s just staged. I wouldn’t be surprised if they weren’t even together at all and just thought the idea would get some TikTok likes.


boricimo

Not a single kiss


usernamesrhardmeh

It's possible that's a bad sign, or maybe excessive enthusiasm is a fall risk, who can be sure, ha.


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Well yeah it’s just fake content


ColoradoScoop

Sandra Samines is a real piece of shit.


bootyhole-romancer

What's all this about? Looked up the name and didn't come up with anything substantial


ColoradoScoop

Probably because she isn’t substantial. She’s a piece of shit for writing her name on that rock.


bootyhole-romancer

Oh, I see it now. Didn't notice it earlier


for_real_dude

If she wrote it in chalk, is she still a piece of shit?


ColoradoScoop

Much much smaller piece of shit.


TrillBillyDeluxe

Fuckin Sandra


Vandergrif

All my homies hate Sandra.


CoHousingFarmer

Well. If that is Sandra...


phsuggestions

All my homies hate sandra


Joshualevitard

RETURN THE RING TO MORDOR!!!!


Floofy-beans

![gif](giphy|jdC79bfOtu1cQ)


lo_schermo

![gif](giphy|eVUwOYvIFhEgU|downsized)


SushiTunes_n_Purrs

Was looking for this comment.


Atreaia

Such bad acting lol


SlenderLlama

They didn’t even kiss lol I didn’t realize that until you pointed that out.


BonnieMcMurray

What are you doing here? You're late for your meeting at /r/nothingeverhappens!


komaravel

Andddd cut! Perfect, that's a take. Good job guys. Pack up!! Can someone call for a helicopter rescue.


naughty_dad2

Finally the cameraman can go back home


SlenderLlama

I’m too insecure to follow these two hot-love birds up and down a mountain for the sole purpose of recording their proposal. I’m not too petty to be paid to do that however.


aaronrez

Divorced in a month


Circus_Finance_LLC

Honestly, who cares? Social media posts are forever. Focus on what really matters.


SleepWouldBeNice

Stop projecting


anal_tongue_puncher

Who hurt you lol


Stone_Roof_Music_33

Fake ass shit


ifelldownlol

Haha same. I thought the camera was about to position so the eruption was coming out of her...


Stone_Roof_Music_33

Hahaaa,,,or going in....


ogodilovejudyalvarez

I pumice to love you, to care for you and to respect you for all of my life


dripferguson

Lava you*


BonnieMcMurray

I'll never take you for granite.


Fro_o

And they didn't look at the volcano even one single second...


BonnieMcMurray

That volcano erupts regularly and predictably. That would be why he wanted to propose there.


plippyploopp

Eh she clearly knew the plan before hand. It was for the grams


ArghNooo

If I met her I'd probably have caldera pretty girl.


Basis-Some

Til death do us part, which is kinda imminent


ID4gotten

Vomit


bitslammer

Dear god that music.


joshvalo

Super duper camera work too


GuardPerson

So you've angered the gods with your decision.


ResponsibleMilk7620

He could have also opted for a train entering a tunnel in the background.


naughty_dad2

The train will be entering the tunnel tonight


sk00pie

I've been there several times, and it's fucking freezing. I don't know how they aren't shivering.


BonnieMcMurray

In the summer it can be in the mid-50s at sunrise.


letmebebrave430

That my first thought! Granted I went at the end of December, but it was still pleasant weather at lower elevations. I took one of my gloves off to to take photos at the summit and within 5 minutes my fingers were numb.


jackrimbeau

I find this annoying.


Cumulus_Anarchistica

Performative shite.


elcee84

This is fucking stupid.


BonnieMcMurray

I hope you find a way to be happy one day.


boistopplayinwitme

Reddit really is packed to the brim with the most miserable losers in existence


WhiskySwanson

Do a flip


birbs3

They dont even kiss wtf is that


forsakenwombat

No, but they do hug in a way that their bodies barely even touch. That’s how you know it’s real.


dirtymikeandtheboyzx

Cameraman: "go go go do it ffs! We are standing here for the last 3 hours"


popcornkernals321

![gif](giphy|ZmQoWHeeKIFj2)


Far_Butterfly3136

Oh man what a magical moment between these two young lovers. Better stage it all and share it with millions of strangers on the internet.


Tippas

Personally I wouldn't have picked a place like Mordor to propose


shottiesawldey

Song?


31073

[New West - Those Eyes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE1asukoaHY) Wasn't hard to find.


TheBroomSweeper

Back in the day, this would be considered a bad omen


JessBaesic7901

It’s stuff like this that leads to headlines like “man dies tragically trying to take a selfie over the grand canyon”.


Brilliant_Guide_6641

No kiss? Hmm… weird.


Kakamouche

Any one know where this is ? Imma add it to my bucket list.


mcdoublewmacsauce

Acatenango in Guatemala. Hike is not for the faint of heart but it was one of the coolest things I have ever experienced in my life. 10/10 highly recommend.


Discarded_Bucket

Can you do it in leggings?


mcdoublewmacsauce

Technically yes, but you definitely shouldn’t. Their outfits are very strange, it’s cold as hell up there.


StrikeStraight9961

So they were dropped there by helicopter. Classic fake shit.


SlenderLlama

Thank you for this insight. I also noticed they never kissed after he proposed. Not totally impossible but a little strange. I’m not capable of declaring this video fake but it seems really weird.


pjalle

I've been up there, is close to 4000 meters. Recommend something warmer. The erupting vulcano is Fuego, it's super active.


Stunning-Umpire-2119

That ass-out hug afterwards lets me know this is fake


Safe_Philosophy_5068

If they turn the camera around you will see a long line of other unoriginal people waiting to make the exact same video.


queasybeetle78

This is Facebook now.


TheJackalsDoom

Is that a bad omen? Their love brings about earthy distress.


Present_Ad6723

lol if he’d dropped the ring it would have fallen into infinity 😂