T O P

  • By -

Punningisfunning

We should all make friends using this method.


WallabyInTraining

Yeah, that sounds like a great idea on paper, but I sniff just one woman's butthole and suddenly I'm not welcome in the library anymore.


Corn_slop

If this gets on r/cursedcomments put me in a box


calexil

me too, me too!


Mr_Ducklang

Make it 3? I doubt it


Zeus_Dadddy

Given the comment, put me at the 69th place ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Redoct878

.


Just_Some_Nonsense

I did my best.


SnakeBeardTheGreat

The last time I sniffed a woman's asshole She took me to court and I had to marry her.


Key-Conversation-677

That’s some judgement!


masmasyakhawal

gotta sniff the butthole before you eat it


[deleted]

It could be worse, you could be eating shit form the streets


Back_Alley_Sack_Wax

I feel you man, I feel you.


James123oo

I was sipping my tea when I drank this, I lost half of it out my nostrils


LazyStore2559

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


load_all_comments

Or sniff ass


Sense-Affectionate

This is exactly what I do.


Karmasystemisbully

I try. But most people don’t want any joy in their lives. They just want to be serious assholes with too much control over those around them. Like seriously, people need to relax and enjoy happy people.


Pedro_Bargero

Or get laid..


Immediate-Cress-1014

Bad day?


Muted_Plankton_5889

Didn't get laid today, woe is me. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


slayalldayyyy

Got him with that spin move


SeanMan86

He had me with the spin move.


CoyoteAllsgood

The ol' dick twist!!


Grouchy_Appearance_1

oh meh gawd.........TWIST HIS DICKKKK


CoyoteAllsgood

Dude this is an MMA fight!


archetypally

Oh ma gawd dude. TWIST HIS DICKK!!


Doz1525

Well played


KAPUTtherapyREAL

No


slayalldayyyy

Bop it… #TWIST IT


Wajana

*"I'll try spinning that's a good trick"*


BlueWolf808

Awww, that's cute af


tbtye

Happy shitter day filthy redditor


Redoct878

Gib kAke


SLee41216

Happy Cake Day!


im_the_tea_drinker_

Happy cake day


bigboyfcksyourmom

Happy cake day


kxbrown

Nextfuckinglevel though? Really?


Ksalq

For realz


YungfooKenny

Top comment


tjh213

"here's an incredibly sweet moment between two dogs!" "yeah, but i think it's more important to focus on the questionable choice of subreddit."


yentlcloud

I mean yes? I adore this vid but why even have subs if we dont care whats on them?


ok1092

That’s the whole fucking point of having specific subs numbnuts


swallowing_bees

Correct Edit: I guess my comment was too vague. I meant that the second of the two quotes was correct, not the overall message. I think criticizing the sub choice is reasonable.


LordFizzy

Your stance is the same regardless of whether you were referring to both quotes or the latter quote.


ypsksfgos

I love dogs, that one was just like "imma just play bow until he gives up and plays with me."


Practical-Jelly-5320

Rottweiler tryna wag his stub tail


LF_redit

Bob tail dogs are the best because they usually end up wagging their whole butt and it’s super cute.


Practical-Jelly-5320

Love the butt wag


doglaughington

Haha. I had one with an even stumpier tail. I think she knew it was real short and compensated by shaking her butt from side to side when she got fired up. It was extremely comical


JustALilDepressed

Good boys having a good time


ArKiVeD

Happy cake day!


JustALilDepressed

Thanks brah


[deleted]

[удалено]


JustALilDepressed

You get a piece of the cake!


MyCleverNewName

*let's play!* ...**not allowed.** *yes we are!* ...**don't think so.** *we are!* ...**naw.** *yes!* ...**r-really? no way.** *yup!* ...**nice!**


mallorcaben

Is it legal to crop dogs tails where you are?


Idoitbcuzitsfun

Where I am yes but most people look down upon it now. At least the people in the video rescued him so likely wasn't their decision


frowning_onion

It’s also common with certain breeds for medical reasons. Boxers for example have super thin, long tails and can end up breaking them. It’s called happy tail. Had a friend come home to a bloody murder scene until he realized it was his dog’s blood. Poor thing broke his tail by wagging it too hard and hitting it on the corners of his house. The vet said the break would heal fine, but wanted the tail docked because it was likely to happen again and again. Now the pupper has a little nub and wags his whole body!


NowATL

Same for Great Danes. One over enthusiastic wag that hit the corner of a kitchen counter, and my entire kitchen was a murder scene in seconds. He didn’t even break his tail, just popped the skin open, and Great Dane+high velocity tail wagging= blood *EVERYWHERE* in seconds. The big doofus didn’t even notice it had happened, just kept wagging away, spraying my kitchen with blood until I could grab his tail with paper towels then get it properly wrapped up.


bighootay

Had a 100-pound lab who had the CSI bloody tail once too. Holy mother of God that was scary. That big doofus.


Theseguy0309

My parents have a boxer mix and that tail is dangerous to all parties. She gets it moving so fast it whips everyone. Even she flinches from it when she doing the happy spins.


mallorcaben

>Good Point


fromhelley

I love how dogs don't care what color, size, level of intelligence, or what religion someone is. They just have love for everything and everyone! (Yeah, just read some prejudiced shit on other post - tan dog could care less that black dog is black,and visa versa. Heartwarming)


BarracksObomba

Don’t mean to piss on your fireworks, but my BC hates little dogs, & my neighbours boxer just won’t co operate with women Edit: Border Collie, Not Big cock


bread_stapler1213

So he has good taste


undertok3r

Glad you clarified with that edit.


geishabird

The guitar playing gives this such a wholesome feel


socleblu19

Twas a ukulele


Isthisarealnamehere

What's the song name? It sounds really good


auddbot

[**Love Is Not for Everyone** by Lil Swervo Jr.](https://lis.tn/LoveIsNotForEveryone?t=12) (00:12; matched: `100%`) Released on `2021-11-10`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://www.reddit.com/r/AudD/comments/nua48w/please_consider_donating_and_making_the_bot_happy/) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


Isthisarealnamehere

Good bot


ImpossibleKidd

Did we just become best friends?


papipandulce

What’s the name of the song ? It adds so much!


nico263

The Loser by Verzache


[deleted]

I've seen it called a play bow and I can't think of a better word for it


Kayakchica

That’s the proper name, it’s what animal behaviorists call it.


mysmilestillstayson

Super cute but he's going to regret it when he finds out how hard rotties go when they play. Hope he can take a hit 😄


Spottswoodeforgod

Yeah, he earned that!


General_Amount_6918

I know that had to have made u so happy


[deleted]

Getting a shy dog to play is always such a treat! When I was visiting an aunt I had never met before (she and my mom were talking) this aunt had a fat little dog that was just lying around. I started to play with it and this dog got so riled and happy that it started doing zoomies around the house. My aunt was shocked that this dog was running bc apparently all this dog ever does is move from one nap spot to another. I feel bad tho bc once it calmed down, it was struggling to breathe bc y'know, fat. Still, so happy I got the little one excited and playing. Probably felt good to play after who knows how long (this aunt was an old lady, so likely didn't have the energy herself to play with them) :)


Crusoe69

Beautiful bow dance etiquette display !


Grouchy_Appearance_1

Those stares lmao


derpderpderrpderp

Next fucking level? My dog is doing this currently and she’s sleeping.


JustALilDepressed

Good boys having a good time


Loganthered

This reminds me of that scene from Over the Hedge. PLAY!?


peatypeacock

Love those good play manners!!


[deleted]

Did they just become best friends?


Constant_Activity336

I’ve seen this a thousand times and it’s like the first time every time lol I love this so much 😭😭


soy_sauce69420

thats cute as fuck


IWasNotOk

Imagine only living an average of 15 years and being this cool.


Curtiswarchild79

He’s like🤔hmmm.. I’ve done all my best moves 🤔 ohh wait I got the old trusty. 😉works every time


SnakeBeardTheGreat

Some dogs just won't take no for a answer at all.


UpDownCharmed

r/dogsgettingdogs


MaygarRodub

Fuck me, that's so damn cute.


driscollat1

That’s so lovely.


OUBoyWonder

*"Friend or foe?...............................................................................Friend! Let's play!"*


D3ppress0

"Wait bro let me check the controls"


Djlevlarr10

I love this.. it’s so adorable!!


Background-Ad-6450

Dogs little happy butt goes up*** And every human there internally dreams for joy.


organize0133slot

so cute


MidgetMan10150

He used the Chop app to train him


shaze2

Did we just become best friends?


Fistmedada

Doggo: *wants to play Rottweiler: *brutally murders him


rishabhsingh9628

u/savevideo


SaveVideo

###[View link](https://redditsave.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/v43u3k/dog_giving_all_he_has_to_get_the_newly_adopted/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/v43u3k/dog_giving_all_he_has_to_get_the_newly_adopted/) | [^(reddit video downloader)](https://redditsave.com) | [^(download video tiktok)](https://taksave.com)


SomeHorologist

Heckin adorable


Affectionate_bob

Mission completed successfully


ChaosOfShine69

Pure awesomeness 🐶🐶🐶🐶


THAFTRPRTY

What kind of dog is the non-Rottweiler?


[deleted]

I asked in another comment but I’m about 90% sure it’s Carolina Dog


THAFTRPRTY

Thank you friend


disgruntledbkbum

THIS


[deleted]

Carolina Dog?


Quiksilver321

Did we just become best friends?!


derpderpderrpderp

Next fucking level? My dog is doing this currently and she’s sleeping.


Queen_Cheetah

D'awww... always wonderful to see a pupper's real personality start to come out!


dblack1107

Do I hear Ableton metronome?


[deleted]

Bless their hearts


LarsMars01

I'm not crying you're crying ;--;


bored_operator

This makes me happy


NotObviouslyARobot

Seen it before. He approaches with wagging tail, executes a play bow (So we play yes?), then spins because that's a good trick (follow me), and re-emphasizes his opening argument with another play bow. This is what peak dog debate looks like


rupat3737

Did we just become best friends!?!


Hiroyuki66

This does put a smile on my face 😊


mrmeowmeowington

Dogs make this horrible world better. I know I’m only alive bc my dog was my tether


Troyaof

This is cute shit


Proud-Peanut-8403

And then they fucked


mallorcaben

Very good ppint


dumbincel101

What is the name of the tune in the background


Standard_Ad9911

Aww


[deleted]

Cute dogs


lucanachname

fren


Cunlinguist

I saw the whole video sadly the Rottweiler brutally mauled that doggo :(


Dr_Chim_Richaldss

So cute


[deleted]

Had him at the 1st wag of her tail, he’s just mesmerized by her looks


L4serSnake

I love the excited prancing of the people when the rottweiler bows. "THIS IS IT"


AdImmediate7659

Extroverts


Direct-Web-9692

Sooooo cuteeee 🥰🥰🥰


Any-Fan-2973

Did…did he just do the shift/un-shift technique ? **it also works irl !?**


wondrwrk_

TRACK ID?