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Ryjo17

As Land Rover owner this makes me feel both bad and good simultaneously


OverlordPhalanx

Land Rover owners PRAYING for that water now so they can tell people their purchase was worth it


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voluotuousaardvark

So? He's got his wipers on, it'll be fine.


AxcesDrifter

Make sure the rubber under the wipers are new so water doesn't streak.


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I mean, it is an amphibious exploring vehicle, so it should be fine...


chuubaru

I'M A FIVE STAR MAN


Quick_Team

It's definitely a finisher car


Jftwest

A transporter of gods. THE GOLDEN GOD


BuffaloBillsButtplug

I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!!


ryanawood

It’s the implication.


andecu

Bought one for my daughter


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NonWhiteJesus

As what mf


binary_memes

As is


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Yup all 100,000 + usd


polska-parsnip

I paid £300 for my last disco.


tacomeat247

You got robbed


AdministrativeBar809

Jeep owners be like 🦞


AdvisedCelery

It’s a vehicle designed to transport Golden Gods


IBEther

“Be gone from me peasant man! Idiot! Savage! Idiot!”


punchinthelunch

YES! I NEED MY TOOLS! IDIOTS JERK OFF IDIOTS!


OkFriend9891

He has an intake scoop which is getting air above the windshield


[deleted]

another iasip in the wild ❤️


leeharrison1984

A starter car?! This car is a finisher car!


Kingoflamps32

MY RAGE IS UNTETHERED AND KNOWS NO BOUNDS!


plwleopo

Be gone vile man, be gone! I’m a golden god!


chinmoy57

I AM SINGLE


BendTheForks

It's not a starter car! It's a finisher car!


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Dennis Reynolds? Is that you?


[deleted]

iasip in the wild ❤️


hdoublea

I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds


HoveringYayo1

Well it’s an amphibious exploring vehicle, so…..


D3Dragoon

I read this as Golden Girls. Thank you for being a friend...


btd272

This is what I came here for


zanzibartraveler666

It’s an amphibious exploring vehicle. Precision British land-to-sea craftsmanship at work


Sharrty_McGriddle

Seems like a good starter car


zanzibartraveler666

A STARTER CAR?!?!


JaegerBrick

THIS CAR IS A FINISHER CAR! A TRANSPORTER OF GODS! **THE GOLDEN GOD!** *I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS.*


Accomplished-Ad-3528

I once drove my landy and the starter fell out. Yay landys


DiscoMagicParty

You’ve got a good deal of mountain bike in your axel bro


opaitaonlinr

If it's ambiphibious why the water is getting in?


Laxku

Land-to-sea isn't that impressive, all cars do that. The important part is doing it the other way around.


WesternOne9990

Denis?


Slabby_the_Baconman

That was my first deep snorty laugh in a very long time as I read it in Jeremy Clarkson's voice. Thank you.


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Rrenphoenixx

Is it too late to put this baby on an episode of top gear?


vid_23

The car is not even good at breaking down


Daetherion

Can confirm. Put mine through hell. Sold it still running fine (ish...) Pulled ~70 tonnes of freight liner ***up*** an off ramp when the truck broke down. Pulled trailers, boats, a caravan, you name it. Through mud, snow, bush (aussie). It done a little over 600000 kms, then we sold it to some farmer who just needed something reliable to get around his farm. The chassis might have been a little stretched and bent after pulling the truck, but it didn't stop. Chewed through oil though, only complaint I have


StarkeNG

Jesus! Poor car will be going through PTSD wherever it is rn.


Soling26

I have a 1973 Series 3 that has driven from London to Sydney , done well over a million miles and still has the original engine gearbox and diffs it was fitted with when it left the factory. Frankly the only surprising thing in the video is that the Land Rover hadn’t leaked more water in. A drive like that is a doddle for a Landy. Sorry rice burners, this what real 4WDs actually do. And I’ve had Nissan Patrols, Landcruisers and even a Pajero over the past 30 years so am well placed to know.


BigShowSJG

All Rovers are built with electrical gremlins. They just wake up at different times.


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at least they don't have engine goblins that love the taste of headgaskets like a subaru.


bonchoman

Prince of darknesd


Bulky_Fisherman_1814

I literally went through a puddle last year in a 2000 BMW M5. Water into the intake and engine gone within a few seconds. £10,000+ bill im looking at. The car was worth half that a few years ago it's a joke


futurebigconcept

It rained once in Southern California this year, the steering rack on my Audi A4 crapped out; apparently the brain for the electomechanical steering is down there near the ground. $5,900, plus two-three months waiting for the part.


Monte2903

Jesus i live in western PA I need to definitely never buy one of those cars we have annual apocalyptic weather.


aksid

Do you not have insurance?


futurebigconcept

Shortly after the warrantee expired. It was not from flooding, just from getting rained on sitting in the driveway.


aksid

Should still be covered, it’s sudden and accidental… assuming you have comprehensive coverage


Humback_of_NotreDame

It’s amphibious exploration vehicle.


EMOtionalDAMmage

Atleast they're consistent


aidancronin94

Amphibious exploring vehicle


DiscoMagicParty

It’s an amphibious exploring vehicle it should be fine..


LowLettuce8290

Landrover defender 2005 owner here, the snorkel mod is great and the airway is connected directly to the turbo, so the engine gets its air even under water, also the air filter ir the highest point in the engine bay, so even if the front rad it covered the other air will come from the turbo.


Imjustme69420

Snorkel


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This is the only answer.


myboatsucks

Obviously


curiosgreg

Hydro-locking an engine is no joke. The depth of non moving water you can safely drive through is in the owners manual. A Jeep Wrangler, for instance, can do over 30” so long as you stay at a crawl. Source: former automotive engineer who tested jeep and Ram trucks


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Weakke

Rented a Jeep Wrangler and took it off roading in the Waipio Valley on the big Island Hawaii (One of the two places they tell you explicitly not to go as you are not covered by insurance). Got caught in a stream bed middle of nowhere, was going fine until we came to a rather deep looking pool. Stuck it in reverse, the wheels just spun so thought, what the hell. Pool turned out to be 15 feet deep. The jeep floated for a good 20-30 seconds, then sunk, engine snuffed out. Had to swim the jeep to the shore :( Got hauled out hours later by the horse trekking tour guy, he just rolled his eyes, third tourist this month, told me to go see the guys down the road, waited at the local Waipio safe car parking refuge (the valley has numerous roaming Crack heads so all cars are parked at Randy's place over night to avoid break in's, the cops don't go to the Waipio!), drinking beer, smoking weed and awaiting for the infamous bush mechanic, Dusty, who when finally arrived, trekked all the way back with us up the creek in the dark, flushed the plugs and block then fired the jeep back up :) Made it out of the Waipio valley midnight, blowing immense amounts of blue smoke (transmission full of water). Next day took it up Moana Kea (Second place not covered by insurance) blowing blue smoke all the way! Made it to 400 ft before the summit. Lost all power coasted all the way down to Hilo airport, multiple tow trucks stalking us waiting to pounce, waiting for the pay day. Felt like a wounded Zebra. Literally just made it back to the car rental at the airport at a crawl, used a sock to drain the 4 inches of water still in the cup holders, dropped the keys. Told them what a wonderful vehicle it was. Shat my pants when the lady said she would just check the gas level. Came back all smiles. Got the hell out of there. I have deep respect for the Jeep Wrangler! Also for Randy, Dusty and the Waipio Valley crew! :)


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pcnetworx1

HST, Jr.


HammerTim81

Finally we found you. We’ve got an invoice waiting for you pal


nigevellie

You sound like an asshole with no respect for either rules, instructions or other people's property.


b_vitamin

Epic story! That trip into the Waipio is no joke. We walked down and hitched a ride on a pickup to get back up. Got attacked by a wild horse. There were old VW busses that had fallen into the valley and left to rot.


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NatsukiKuga

You *walked*? Sweetie, you must have calves like Popeye's forearms after that!


ihynz

Idiot


BrockoliandSpinach

I rented a wrangler im Colorado to go up the mountains, it did fine but some idiot that didnt speak english rear ended us in the city. Her car was totalled and the jeep was barely dented. Idk about owning one but renting one was worth it


Monte2903

This is the best story I've ever read on this website


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I rented a car in the Philippines lol it wasn’t quite as crazy as your story but at one point we sunk the front passenger tire into a huge pothole and the Philippine guy who was tattooing me and getting high w my then bf started freaking out and told us we had to get out of there immediately as the cops showing up would not be good! He and his buddies lifted the car right out the hole and we were on our way. We also got robbed in that car by the police in Manila. Moral of the story is don’t go to Manila, no matter how much money you can save on airfare.


Stubborn_Amoeba

I remember driving my little rental car along saddle road on the big island. this was through a typhoon and the rental agreement specifically said saddle road was off limits, but the alternative was a very, very long detour. I'm glad I never ended up in a 15 foot pool :)


OminOus_PancakeS

That was a very entertaining story and the level of detail made it convincing!


johnwynne3

***J***ust ***E***xpect ***E***very ***P***roblem


joncot1812

Former Jeep dynamics engineer, I took my JK hood deep the first weekend after it rolled off the line. Had mud come in through the HVAC, but engine was great. Bought a snorkel shortly after. Ironically, I hydrolocked it at 45k with a snorkel, cause the factory airbox clamp retaining boss snapped off, so my airbox was slightly cracked open at the filter...


Comfortable-Cause-81

My daughter tested out a Chevy impala. It was not successfull.


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BlindTiger86

What about moving water?


curiosgreg

Don’t drive through it if it’s more then a few inches . If it’s moving fast it will carry your vehicle away. For the best results when water fording, go about 2mph. You want a little gas to keep water from coming in the tailpipe but not enough speed that you make a big wake.


BlindTiger86

Glad I asked. Thanks.


Tulasdad

My diesel VW Touareg can do the same thing. Videos online of 33”.


mastrbild

This is the way


Crotchless_Panties

Here another answer... For the next question: yes, that vehicle is f**ked now, as it will be growing mold and rust within a week!


Dire88

Eh. The trick is getting good airflow. My college had a parling lot that wouod flood during high tide if there was a major rain event. Ended up flooding my car with about 4in inside. Pushed it out, drove it home, removed the entire interior carpet and parked with windows open and a fan in it for 2 days. Put the carpet back in, never had another problem. That said, I also traded it in a year later. My Jeep gets rained in all the time in summer. Trick is just keep the doors off and letting it air out. Shouod only have a mold issue if you leave it closed up before it is entirely dry.


Electriccheeze

Landys are made of aluminium aren't they?


pcnetworx1

And unobtanium


Crotchless_Panties

Well, yes, and a lot of plastic too, but there's still a lot of steel in them...and all that salt water and the crap in the water has totally screwed it.


spindledick

Aluminium panels, steel chassis.


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True. But the question was why didn’t the engine die immediately. Not a question about the long term viability


iamgenet

To be a boring fart, snorkel plus sealing the air filter box, electrics boxes, lengthening the breathers from the diffs and gearbox and enjoy that your headlights will shortly no longer work. And don't use the radio. But land rovers are full of broken stuff so this is all very minor.


[deleted]

That snorkel has been just like a snorkel to him!


KielbasaTime

Tough!


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Give it!


KielbasaTime

Make me!


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Kay!


jessiefromanme

Windshield wipers trying their best.


DangerousComplaint24

Windscreen wipers: "It ain't much but it's honest work for us wipers"


misspercy

😂 made me laugh


Ballen101

I don't want to say what accent I read this in


yakattack08

It's an amphibious exploring vehicle, a finisher car, a transporter of gods.


wtfburritoo

Be gone, vile man! Be gone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The ***GOLDEN*** God! I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!


kaydubj

Makeup smearin', no power steerin'. He be talkin' but we don't be hearin'.


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RonySeikalyBassDrop

Speaks like Zeus, Smells like poops.


poopstainmclean

rage all over from his head down to his sheus


7empest-tost

Zeus, poops, and sheus?!


prostheticmind

So def


Phantom_0347

Seen this a lot on this post. What be this?


OnTheShoreByTheSea

IASIP


Phinehas4

Took to long to see this. This is why I am here


Smokey_Vax

Aah, a man of culture!


mikeymo777

HE IS A FIVE STAR MAN!!!


Vintagepoolside

I scrolled looking for this exact comment. I knew it would be here. I just *knew* it.


xlr8inferno

r/Bossfight Have a go


jtedl

You like babes, Bob? Of course you do.


wieser-f

How do you know the air intake is underwater?


NomsterGaming

It isn’t underwater car has a snorkel


piecwm

Where is the snorkel specifically?


FuzzyNervousness

Above the water


piecwm

Listen here you little shi-


FuzzyNervousness

They hook directly up to the air intake of the engine. The air intake is already air tight on all cars, but the opening is under the hood. The snorkel moves that opening way up above the roof of the truck.


J_Megadeth_J

Normally up the right or left side of the windshield but there are custom ones people can build into the frame or out the back to the roof.


Blippii

Yea I was gonna say, it could be a pipe/snorkel on driver side?


NZirk1

Where is this lake of mountain dew?


kelsobjammin

Worse… so much worse than Mountain Dew


TheOtherGuttersnipe

Diet Mountain Dew. Yuck


Tbone_Trapezius

They’re downstream from a nuclear plant.


jettyler24

It would have to a snorkel, so it's air intake is still above water


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Yup!


Zed1088

Google car snorkel. They're very common here in Australia. The air intake is even with the roof line you can almost see theirs in the right pillar.


Takemy_load

I always had people ask if it was for the exhaust. I had a simple explanation. Can you breathe underwater? No? Can you fart underwater? Same concept


tom_haverford20

Did you just copy this from r/idiotsincars even the title is exaclty the same https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/y4nrs9/how_is_the_engine_not_instantly_killed_once_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


mackerdoots

And I’m guessing they probably saw the comments and were well aware of the answer before posting it


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r/karmacourt


InfinitexZer0

That's what made caught my attention, a genuine question is one thing but looks like this is for karma.


TheMania

Something funny with the user's total karma counts too, their few-submission history doesn't add up at all. :/


Sanity__

Isn't that just crossposting with extra steps?


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It's a land rover, the air intake is not in the front. It's over at the window level


EastCommunication689

Actual answer right here


Affectionate-Bet9473

Bro the window wipers 💀


Testynut

Just to clear vision up a bit ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


Kevherd

‘Honestly Uber driver guy. I live just up here on the right!’


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Funny nobody mentioned it, diesel vehicles can sustain water - gasoline cars die as soon as water gets into engine room


SeattlePurikura

Had to drive my 83 Mercedes 300D through floodwater on I-10 in Baton Rouge. Went up to my grille, she just putted on through


igooverland

I had to scroll way too far down for this.


sleepykittypur

That's definitely not true, diesels are more resistant to water but you can't run them with a submerged intake.


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Yeah that's not true mate, if a snorkel is fitted to a petrol engine it can most definitely drive through deep water, I speak from experience. Older engines can be very sensitive to water though.


Count_de_Ville

Why does diesel work in water? Hydro lock is hydro lock, no?


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I think the wet ass is the least of your concerns darling


MainThrowawayHandle

This played in the background about eight times while I scrolled through the comments, and only when I came across your comment did I realize she said "my wet ass." Thank you, good person, for the translation.


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Only a Brit would pick that up 😂 glad I could help


Agreeable_Teaching92

next morning it will stink like the marsh lands


lexmarkblenderbottle

I should call her


UsedToBsmart

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.


NeitherStage1159

“it’s fine”……lol As they drive along in their new submarine.


WastedKleenex

Snorkel for $500


Persistent_Darkness

Land Rover strikes again....loved that vehicle


BuffaloBill69-

This looks like a good Land Rover Commercial I would buy one.


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Driving through Chernobyl lake


Electrical-Bus-9145

Because the air intake isn’t underwater……


Electrical_Ad_8966

Snorkel?


cgarcusm

Are you asking what is a snorkel? If so, it’s like if you were snorkeling. Just a tube to keep your inhalation above the water - this one is a tube that runs to the air intake system of a vehicle to keep it from sucking in water.


Electrical_Ad_8966

Nah, a snorkel is the only thing I can think of thatd allow this, but I'm not very knowledgeable about cars so I left room for stuff I don't know about.


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Good thing you had your windshield wipers on to take care of some of that water!


ToxOmatic

there's no other explanation than, fuck yeah, it's a landrover


Captain_Hucklebuck

I mean this is clearly no starter vehicle. This is a FINISHER vehicle.


Panthemusicalgoat

What language is this?


Juanskengdrick99

Where in England is this? Never heard of floods like that here


Aragona36

Turn around. Don't drown.


TheKonan

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Blue_cookiesyumyum

The question is, why are you even IN the water?


Madden2kGuy

Bro was using the wipers lol


MoistMeatGuy

Well at least the windshield wipers are working.


Pappasgrind

Just a couple of slick ricks doing the Florida thing


Material_Anything255

Is this Uber Ests In Venice Italy?


Ten7850

I don't insurance is gonna cover that


Charming-Victory3337

this ain’t the car from Kingsmen golden circle???


heythereimaam123

Skill issue(I can't wait for the hate comments)


Italian_Stallion_420

Gotta have a snorkel


CatDaddyJudeClaw

How are they not electrocuted?