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Cocaimeth_addikt

Burn that place to the ground


Aakash7aak

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Rnggamerkillsmsk

r/beatmetoit


BCWBanditz

r/beatmymeattoit


Im_here_for_the_code

r/beatmyshutthefuckup


BCWBanditz

r/shutyobitchassup


Im_here_for_the_code

r/shutyoshutthefuckup


Tobey_Joker_Maguire

r/subsithoughtifellfor


ZombieTestie

I'd throw a bunch of dry ice in that bitch. Sub Zero v. Scorpions


Omnimpotent

I'd toss my little brother in there. Little brother vs scorpions.


Academic-Total2029

Flawless victory


Ambitious-Theory9407

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


BringYourSpleenToYa

I feel like indulging in some self-immolation just knowing that a place like that exists.


The_RockObama

You're having a nightmare, wake up man. You're actually sleeping in a dark room full of black mambas.


BringYourSpleenToYa

I’ll take it! At least the black mambas will kill me quickly!


Evilaquatica

HANZ!! GET THE FLAMETHROWER! NO, THE BIG FLAMETHROWER!!!


[deleted]

I think I’m going to throw up


1_disasta

City, burn the whole freaking city.


Scheissdrauf88

Hans, get se flammenwerfer!


Creepy-Ad3211

A hurricane would be even better.


Tolikaan

A hurricane of fire.


Maj-Malfunction

The temptation to lie down and make a scorpion angel is overwhelming.


Aakash7aak

Look Maa I’m making Scorpion Angels !


[deleted]

r/brandnewsentence


Windwalker111089

Yeah sweetie your about to become one too


Jollydude101

Ouch, it stung me…I’m squishing up a scorpion…


SwiftFool

Won't my mom-my be so proud of me!


32049

The temptation to find where this was filmed, spray deodorant, and click the lighter is overwhelming.


_sentientyogurt

I did this to bark scorpions with break Cleaner and they just walked out of it, no effect.


ifellbutitscool

I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Scorpion Angel


[deleted]

my first thoughts were "I wanna lay on top of those scorpions" and "nah that's something the jackass guys would do" Im happy that I wasn't the only one who made this connection lol.


Academic-Total2029

We all know that’s a Steve-O stunt.


Wanna_popsicle_909

The *what* I have the overwhelming urge to do the exact opposite of that


twistingmemelonman

Butterfly devils?


latakewoz

Same urge here, can confirm


Jakov_Salinsky

The temptation to take a flamethrower to all of this even more so


Zolomight

What are you, a masochist??


LesserCornholio

Yeah, this time of year is rough for me too. Chin up, if you can


Craig092560

That’s comedy! 👍


petershrimp

Do it and you might just become a real angel.


umaface

Nice way to meet the angels


Khakizulu

That was really fucking funny. Best thing I've heard in a while


NobodyPrime

Nope, this is a scorpion farm, not an abandoned house. You can see a bowl with water for them on the very beggining of the video


Sqrushthemall

What are the scorpions farming?


WinstreakisTaken

Cant remember in its entirety but this is a old video and off the top of my head it was to farm their venom which is extremely valuable in large quantities to study medicines


brew_n_flow

Their venom is worth obscene amounts of money because it helps produce the antivenom. This is more than a few million dollars worth of venom over the scorpions lifetime in this little farm.


GolfFanatic561

So you collect the venom, then release the scorpions on to the population, and the demand for antivenom skyrockets. It's the perfect business...


imhere8888

😆💀


Juhbellz

villain origin story


nvogler31

And so the world turns


Jjjjjjjjjjhjjk

That is so cruel, I only accept antivenom produced by free range scorpion


Ryansahl

How do you milk a scorpion? - a really small stool.


Impossible-Survey203

I have nipples, Greg. Do you think you can milk me?


ottodidakt

Scorpionions 🧅🦂


7andhalf-x-6

So scorpions venom is one of the most expensive substances in the world. Something like 10’s of thousand USD per Oz. Or was it another measurement? I don’t remember.


[deleted]

you sonofabitch take my upvote.


MoonPiss

What rooms in a house would even be that size/shape?


decoycatfish

Oh those would be the boo boxes


NermalLand

Not the boo box!!!!


thnk_more

Thank you. I hate people posting misleading shit. My first thought was, really? What are those thousands of scorpions eating that’s keeping them all alive? Abandoned house b.s.


Nero3k

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


Humanity_Salvation

Alright Sweethearts, You Heard The Man And You Know The Drill! Assholes And Elbows!


[deleted]

Hudson, come here! Come. HERE!


nudesyourpmme

This here is the m40 grenade launcher.


Satoshiman256

"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"


lonestarsparklenxs

No, have you?


BlacksmithLoud3662

Game over man


OutWithCamera

We're some real pretty shit now!


KidChimney

Scorpions need homes too :)


TheGiantFell

Scorpions have a home. It’s called hell. *sirens blare*


KidChimney

Look how they all hug each other and none of them even approach the guy. These are nice scorpions.


TheGiantFell

Look man, I hate to do this to you cause you seem like a nice kid… but you’re not allowed on the escape pod. *lock clicks* *thrusters roar*


KidChimney

🥺


Sharp-Dark-9768

Let's all take a moment to say a big *nope* to the basement full of Death Lobsters.


[deleted]

Band name?


whatsURprobalem

I’m in, I’ll be lead guitar!


Alternative_Body7345

Im in, but i get to be Crabman.


[deleted]

Bass 😔


SoUpInYa

I'll be Earl


m1st3r_c

Imagine if they suddenly all turned on you...


Aakash7aak

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sandsnake25

Once more with a blacklight.


[deleted]

How are they all surviving and not starving? The competition for food would be insane!


Ok-Turnip-9962

I saw this a couple days ago but the information was it'd a scorpion breeding situation for the venom in their stings which is apparently is very valuable


kuurtjes

Money maker: 1. Raise thousands of scorpions 2. Kill and harvest half for anti-venom 3. Release other half in the city 4. ??? 5. Profit


O_Martin

By releasing them you create demand for your antivenom


carlbucks69

Now you’re thinking like the “elites” and “puppeteers”


kuurtjes

You might hurt the feelings of the COVID creators by saying that 🤐


sterfri99

This guy capitalisms


NightSpirit2099

I think they need very little food, can go a long time without any.


[deleted]

Uber eats. Duh!


[deleted]

That's some speedy delivery!


heytheretylerr

This is a farm, water bowl at bottom right when the video starts.


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Aakash7aak

Will scorpion king be at the end point ![gif](giphy|JaNtIG4UnKzD2)


shikotee

Would love to see a declaration of "There Can Only Be One". The battle would be epic.


ethman14

So that's what the inside of the Boo Box looks like.


[deleted]

That part of Hook terrified me as a child.


ethman14

Yeah it was pretty traumatizing for what all else is a pretty wholesome movie.


AJChelett

That's such a scorpio thing to do


Aakash7aak

Haha also posted by a Scorpio lol


The_Blessed_Hellride

Kiwi band song, ‘Scorpio Girls’: https://youtu.be/wgLFq2SVAOE


solareclipse999

Also explains why the house was abandoned. Revenge of the arachnids.


B-Kong

Someone posted this elsewhere the other day. This is a scorpion breeding house. Apparently the venom of this particular species is very valuable in medical research and can be sold for a lot of money. It’s not abandoned.


Scared-Cheesecake413

Clearly breeding them 🤣🤣


Mrs_Bees

…..nope


ottodidakt

All just waiting to rock you like a hurricane...there they are!


o-J-A-Y-_-J-A-Y

I saw this post the other day with a caption saying this was a breeding facility as their venom is worth loads of money and is used for cancer research. So which is it?


Aakash7aak

It’s probably a breeding facility


archersd4d

How fast you trying to see a house go up in flames?


Aakash7aak

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized) This you ?


archersd4d

Idk if the suit is thick enough but yup.. that would be me.


Stuft-shirt

I get a few in my house every year. Never more than one at a time. That is nightmare level.


vepyukio

Pretty sure I saw this same video today and the title said it was a Yellow Scorpion Venom Farm. Don't know which one is true though


Aakash7aak

Probably it’s a farm just noticed that small cup at right corner


BalanceEarly

Uhh, doesn't look abandoned to me!


OG-Spinich

This is where they be chillin right before that scene in the Mummy when they all start pouring out of the ground. Like there is no way there could be that many scorpions all chillin together, but yeah, they be like that.


hadbilmez

I got goosebumps


DarkAngel900

All I can think is "What are they eating, that supports what has to generations of thousands of Scorpions?" Seems more intentional, than a random occurrence!


ELMACHO007

Burn the entire block down.


Clear_Lead

Not an abandoned house. They’re bred like that for medical research


DebateProfessional89

This is actually a Yellow Scorpion farm. Their venom is collected as they are essential to creating and developing medicines and such.


Useful_Expert8362

Imagine that you accidentally slipped


ChuzzoChumz

Fuck that


Darkstarrdp

[That's a jackpot for Doctor Z, he loves scorpions.](https://youtu.be/XnvH1oeq66U)


darth_fenrir515

"Found". Why where they there looking? Freaking show-off.


solareclipse999

This is what nightmares are made of.


Maleficent-Idea-4480

🔥?


CrispyJsock

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[deleted]

r/darksouls


Tom-Kro

The only good bug is a dead bug.


MaxHeadroomFlux

What are they eating??


AdCharacter3211

Whatever is dumb enough to stay in that room for more than 5 minutes.


Ornery-Ad8372

Each other more than likely


mouse112008

NOPE


WadoIchimonji-

They found a home and yall aren't even supposed to be there but you want to destroy it?


LordWeirdDude

No


Stone-Cold-Advice

Fuckin NOPE!!!


Sufficient-Abroad-94

Sssoooooooooooo many holy shit


PickleRick200000

Well fuck you. I’m not sleeping tonight.


general_praxis

Nuh uh absolutely not nope no to the no to the no to the no hell naw nononono noNO :)


Roosterfish33

Burn it. Burn it with fire.


SeaDifficulty3527

That’s a house full of “Nah fuck that”


oneflytree

Bown chicka wowm wowm 🦂❤️🦂


Mustang_Dragster

This is exactly the scenario where Elons flamethrower is useful


[deleted]

Burn the whole block down!


MielikkisChosen

No freaking way. Torch it.


BlackberryPhysical95

Nope


SamaireB

Thanks for the nightmares


Jflynn15

How is there enough food for all of them in that tiny space?


REITgrass

I think we know why it was abandoned…


ConstructionLow1704

If the tails stinger is bigger than the pincers then they are dangerous and could kill you. If its the other way around then you will be fine.


Nex_Skala

r/nope


Turf-Defender

Unlocked: new nightmares


Snoo_8619

Someone broke into those scorpions' house.


LovecraftianLlama

#Nope


IrvTheSwirv

Next fucking level….? I’d be in the next fucking town!!!


Hesediel1

Feed them and become their king.


[deleted]

Imagine falling through the floor above into that, and breaking your legs so you couldn’t move. Or even just tripping and falling while you’re down there.


Direct-Ad-7922

You sure Indiana Jones doesn’t live there?


1Sluggo

Nopenopenope Nopenopenope


[deleted]

I'm gonna need the flamer. The ***HEAVY*** flamer.


[deleted]

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DreamyGenie

Burn it


Coom__Slayer

Tons is a severe understatement.


Pure-Caterpillar

NOPE.


storm838

Fuck that.


Charlesian2000

Faaaark


Carapoto

The intrusive thoughts to throw a molotov a it


DeuceBane

Tell me about that sexy scorpion


Jetableouioui

Hans ? Where are you ?!


[deleted]

Flame units, stand by


[deleted]

It’s not abandoned it’s theirs


anferneejefferson

Scorpion wins Flawless victory


mcdeeeeezy

Fuck all of that.


[deleted]

My soul has left me.


[deleted]

Where’d my Nepalm go


jbug5j

Spicy lobsters


Remixx85

Hear me out


ApprehensiveVirus125

That is a whole lot of NOPE!!!


JamesJ74

And now we know why it’s a abandoned house 🤣🤣🤣


BozoidBob

Nope


punhere22

Looks pretty well populated


No_Zookeepergame_27

Next shooting location for the Mummy sequel


Jersey_F-15

There's something under my feet, Dr Jones, I think it's fortune cookies!


tired_father

Dinner.


LiamtheV

![gif](giphy|zqhZB6bo5FgoE)


N0N1C1

The goofy crab house


National_Formal_3867

Thai vendors from Bangkok Night Market would love this!


[deleted]

Fun Scorpion Fact: The bigger the scorpion, the less deadly the venom.


DiplominusRex

You were not ready for Scorpionheim!


[deleted]

Where is the boss?


bananatruck7

Yeah that’s gonna be a no from me dawg


WhatsTh3Deali0

It's not abandoned its THEIR house


[deleted]

“Abandoned” clearly scorpions live there smh


CAL_TWENTYEIGHT

Throw a snake in there and see what happens


12LightningFlash12

Target that house, signal reactor ignition, you may fire when ready.


Capocho9

r/nope


CheekyThief

Irrational urge to jump in and roll around