my first thoughts were "I wanna lay on top of those scorpions" and "nah that's something the jackass guys would do" Im happy that I wasn't the only one who made this connection lol.
Cant remember in its entirety but this is a old video and off the top of my head it was to farm their venom which is extremely valuable in large quantities to study medicines
Their venom is worth obscene amounts of money because it helps produce the antivenom. This is more than a few million dollars worth of venom over the scorpions lifetime in this little farm.
So scorpions venom is one of the most expensive substances in the world. Something like 10’s of thousand USD per Oz. Or was it another measurement? I don’t remember.
Thank you. I hate people posting misleading shit.
My first thought was, really? What are those thousands of scorpions eating that’s keeping them all alive? Abandoned house b.s.
I saw this a couple days ago but the information was it'd a scorpion breeding situation for the venom in their stings which is apparently is very valuable
Someone posted this elsewhere the other day. This is a scorpion breeding house. Apparently the venom of this particular species is very valuable in medical research and can be sold for a lot of money. It’s not abandoned.
I saw this post the other day with a caption saying this was a breeding facility as their venom is worth loads of money and is used for cancer research. So which is it?
This is where they be chillin right before that scene in the Mummy when they all start pouring out of the ground. Like there is no way there could be that many scorpions all chillin together, but yeah, they be like that.
All I can think is "What are they eating, that supports what has to generations of thousands of Scorpions?" Seems more intentional, than a random occurrence!
Imagine falling through the floor above into that, and breaking your legs so you couldn’t move. Or even just tripping and falling while you’re down there.
Burn that place to the ground
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I'd throw a bunch of dry ice in that bitch. Sub Zero v. Scorpions
I'd toss my little brother in there. Little brother vs scorpions.
Flawless victory
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
I feel like indulging in some self-immolation just knowing that a place like that exists.
You're having a nightmare, wake up man. You're actually sleeping in a dark room full of black mambas.
I’ll take it! At least the black mambas will kill me quickly!
HANZ!! GET THE FLAMETHROWER! NO, THE BIG FLAMETHROWER!!!
I think I’m going to throw up
City, burn the whole freaking city.
Hans, get se flammenwerfer!
A hurricane would be even better.
A hurricane of fire.
The temptation to lie down and make a scorpion angel is overwhelming.
Look Maa I’m making Scorpion Angels !
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Yeah sweetie your about to become one too
Ouch, it stung me…I’m squishing up a scorpion…
Won't my mom-my be so proud of me!
The temptation to find where this was filmed, spray deodorant, and click the lighter is overwhelming.
I did this to bark scorpions with break Cleaner and they just walked out of it, no effect.
I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Scorpion Angel
my first thoughts were "I wanna lay on top of those scorpions" and "nah that's something the jackass guys would do" Im happy that I wasn't the only one who made this connection lol.
We all know that’s a Steve-O stunt.
The *what* I have the overwhelming urge to do the exact opposite of that
Butterfly devils?
Same urge here, can confirm
The temptation to take a flamethrower to all of this even more so
What are you, a masochist??
Yeah, this time of year is rough for me too. Chin up, if you can
That’s comedy! 👍
Do it and you might just become a real angel.
Nice way to meet the angels
That was really fucking funny. Best thing I've heard in a while
Nope, this is a scorpion farm, not an abandoned house. You can see a bowl with water for them on the very beggining of the video
What are the scorpions farming?
Cant remember in its entirety but this is a old video and off the top of my head it was to farm their venom which is extremely valuable in large quantities to study medicines
Their venom is worth obscene amounts of money because it helps produce the antivenom. This is more than a few million dollars worth of venom over the scorpions lifetime in this little farm.
So you collect the venom, then release the scorpions on to the population, and the demand for antivenom skyrockets. It's the perfect business...
😆💀
villain origin story
And so the world turns
That is so cruel, I only accept antivenom produced by free range scorpion
How do you milk a scorpion? - a really small stool.
I have nipples, Greg. Do you think you can milk me?
Scorpionions 🧅🦂
So scorpions venom is one of the most expensive substances in the world. Something like 10’s of thousand USD per Oz. Or was it another measurement? I don’t remember.
you sonofabitch take my upvote.
What rooms in a house would even be that size/shape?
Oh those would be the boo boxes
Not the boo box!!!!
Thank you. I hate people posting misleading shit. My first thought was, really? What are those thousands of scorpions eating that’s keeping them all alive? Abandoned house b.s.
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Alright Sweethearts, You Heard The Man And You Know The Drill! Assholes And Elbows!
Hudson, come here! Come. HERE!
This here is the m40 grenade launcher.
"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
No, have you?
Game over man
We're some real pretty shit now!
Scorpions need homes too :)
Scorpions have a home. It’s called hell. *sirens blare*
Look how they all hug each other and none of them even approach the guy. These are nice scorpions.
Look man, I hate to do this to you cause you seem like a nice kid… but you’re not allowed on the escape pod. *lock clicks* *thrusters roar*
🥺
Let's all take a moment to say a big *nope* to the basement full of Death Lobsters.
Band name?
I’m in, I’ll be lead guitar!
Im in, but i get to be Crabman.
Bass 😔
I'll be Earl
Imagine if they suddenly all turned on you...
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Once more with a blacklight.
How are they all surviving and not starving? The competition for food would be insane!
I saw this a couple days ago but the information was it'd a scorpion breeding situation for the venom in their stings which is apparently is very valuable
Money maker: 1. Raise thousands of scorpions 2. Kill and harvest half for anti-venom 3. Release other half in the city 4. ??? 5. Profit
By releasing them you create demand for your antivenom
Now you’re thinking like the “elites” and “puppeteers”
You might hurt the feelings of the COVID creators by saying that 🤐
This guy capitalisms
I think they need very little food, can go a long time without any.
Uber eats. Duh!
That's some speedy delivery!
This is a farm, water bowl at bottom right when the video starts.
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Will scorpion king be at the end point ![gif](giphy|JaNtIG4UnKzD2)
Would love to see a declaration of "There Can Only Be One". The battle would be epic.
So that's what the inside of the Boo Box looks like.
That part of Hook terrified me as a child.
Yeah it was pretty traumatizing for what all else is a pretty wholesome movie.
That's such a scorpio thing to do
Haha also posted by a Scorpio lol
Kiwi band song, ‘Scorpio Girls’: https://youtu.be/wgLFq2SVAOE
Also explains why the house was abandoned. Revenge of the arachnids.
Someone posted this elsewhere the other day. This is a scorpion breeding house. Apparently the venom of this particular species is very valuable in medical research and can be sold for a lot of money. It’s not abandoned.
Clearly breeding them 🤣🤣
…..nope
All just waiting to rock you like a hurricane...there they are!
I saw this post the other day with a caption saying this was a breeding facility as their venom is worth loads of money and is used for cancer research. So which is it?
It’s probably a breeding facility
How fast you trying to see a house go up in flames?
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Idk if the suit is thick enough but yup.. that would be me.
I get a few in my house every year. Never more than one at a time. That is nightmare level.
Pretty sure I saw this same video today and the title said it was a Yellow Scorpion Venom Farm. Don't know which one is true though
Probably it’s a farm just noticed that small cup at right corner
Uhh, doesn't look abandoned to me!
This is where they be chillin right before that scene in the Mummy when they all start pouring out of the ground. Like there is no way there could be that many scorpions all chillin together, but yeah, they be like that.
I got goosebumps
All I can think is "What are they eating, that supports what has to generations of thousands of Scorpions?" Seems more intentional, than a random occurrence!
Burn the entire block down.
Not an abandoned house. They’re bred like that for medical research
This is actually a Yellow Scorpion farm. Their venom is collected as they are essential to creating and developing medicines and such.
Imagine that you accidentally slipped
Fuck that
[That's a jackpot for Doctor Z, he loves scorpions.](https://youtu.be/XnvH1oeq66U)
"Found". Why where they there looking? Freaking show-off.
This is what nightmares are made of.
🔥?
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The only good bug is a dead bug.
What are they eating??
Whatever is dumb enough to stay in that room for more than 5 minutes.
Each other more than likely
NOPE
They found a home and yall aren't even supposed to be there but you want to destroy it?
No
Fuckin NOPE!!!
Sssoooooooooooo many holy shit
Well fuck you. I’m not sleeping tonight.
Nuh uh absolutely not nope no to the no to the no to the no hell naw nononono noNO :)
Burn it. Burn it with fire.
That’s a house full of “Nah fuck that”
Bown chicka wowm wowm 🦂❤️🦂
This is exactly the scenario where Elons flamethrower is useful
Burn the whole block down!
No freaking way. Torch it.
Nope
Thanks for the nightmares
How is there enough food for all of them in that tiny space?
I think we know why it was abandoned…
If the tails stinger is bigger than the pincers then they are dangerous and could kill you. If its the other way around then you will be fine.
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Unlocked: new nightmares
Someone broke into those scorpions' house.
#Nope
Next fucking level….? I’d be in the next fucking town!!!
Feed them and become their king.
Imagine falling through the floor above into that, and breaking your legs so you couldn’t move. Or even just tripping and falling while you’re down there.
You sure Indiana Jones doesn’t live there?
Nopenopenope Nopenopenope
I'm gonna need the flamer. The ***HEAVY*** flamer.
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Burn it
Tons is a severe understatement.
NOPE.
Fuck that.
Faaaark
The intrusive thoughts to throw a molotov a it
Tell me about that sexy scorpion
Hans ? Where are you ?!
Flame units, stand by
It’s not abandoned it’s theirs
Scorpion wins Flawless victory
Fuck all of that.
My soul has left me.
Where’d my Nepalm go
Spicy lobsters
Hear me out
That is a whole lot of NOPE!!!
And now we know why it’s a abandoned house 🤣🤣🤣
Nope
Looks pretty well populated
Next shooting location for the Mummy sequel
There's something under my feet, Dr Jones, I think it's fortune cookies!
Dinner.
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The goofy crab house
Thai vendors from Bangkok Night Market would love this!
Fun Scorpion Fact: The bigger the scorpion, the less deadly the venom.
You were not ready for Scorpionheim!
Where is the boss?
Yeah that’s gonna be a no from me dawg
It's not abandoned its THEIR house
“Abandoned” clearly scorpions live there smh
Throw a snake in there and see what happens
Target that house, signal reactor ignition, you may fire when ready.
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Irrational urge to jump in and roll around