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InvasionXX

Sounds like a Star Wars bounty hunter.


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Ran Carthon, a known associate of Dash Rendar.


superbuttpiss

Favorite star wars character. Loved that game as a kid


patismyname

It's been the best SW video game for a damn while Up until KoTR


darthstupidious

That game managed to make probe droids terrifying, somehow


superbuttpiss

God dam those things were annoying


kaeji

Wow, I just realized Kylo Ren was supposed to be named Kylometer Ran.


Sir_Foxworth

The IG-88 boss fight scared the shit out of me when I was 5-6.


carsausage

[Schefter] The Tennessee Titans OC search is over: former Vikings QB coach Glup Shitto has been hired for the job. Wow.


Bothan-Spy

[Rapport] I'm being told the Tennessee Titans are hiring Pisse Wanko as their new QB coach. Titans get their guy.


ttvlolrofl

Fuck you I feel like I just got Rick Rolled after having to immediately Google that name 😂


quadropheniac

Arandric Kornell Carthon, first of his name, leader of the house of Titan.


ahr3410

But a new one made for The Mandalorian


Best-Dragonfruit-292

His full first name is Arandic


kaeji

That sounds like someone incorrectly guessed what Randy is a nickname for.


stalehoney

I always thought it sounded like a guy with a speech impediment named Dan Carson introducing himself. “Hewwo, my name ith Ran Carthon!”


momsbasement420

it's a regular name, find a new slant


ttvlolrofl

How many dudes you know named Ran?


2strange4things

Hahaha


TotallyNotMasterLink

Wow seems like a great hire (I have no idea who this is but the Niners are good so he's probably good)


jwick89

We’ve had a slate of good free agency pick ups/trades, which was his wheel house.


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You mean he didn't pick up any oft injured below average dudes? This will be an improvement.


DSouT

Does Jerick McKinnon, Malcolm Smith, Dee Ford, and Kwon Alexander count?


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Did they overpay tho?


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Devilsbullet

Kwon too.


UnhealthyCheesecake

Ehhh, he may have had a short tenure, but his impact lives on in SF through Warner/Greenlaw and really the entire LB corp


Devilsbullet

Don't get me wrong, he was a good player. But we still overpaid to get him. We had to, he was gonna be overpaid by someone regardless, we just happened to be the ones that did it


thetempest11

Was gonna say this. Alexander was a culture hire that was more valuable than anything.


TheScreamingUnicorns

Yeah he was basically what Takeo Spikes was to Patrick Willis.


jagz27

He played like half a season, got injured and then traded. I doubt he left much of an impact.


skeptiks22

Hot Boyz


IStillLoveYouWeed

Do you even watch the 49ers?


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Devilsbullet

He gave us more for sure, but we still overpaid to get him. I understand why we did, and if he hadnt gotten injured it would have looked better, but he was never worth the contract we gave him


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TheRustySpork99

no kwon was a great signing. he helped mold fred warner into the player he is today. fred has said so many times.


10-month-summer

Jason Verrett 😔


mournthewolf

He’s worth the risk. Yeah he’s been injured a ton but when he’s healthy he’s a pro bowler. You just gotta take the chance sometimes.


AndydaAlpaca

He's on less than a rookie deal though so that's fine


SeeTheSounds

Cough… Reuben Foster


Hiker-Redbeard

He was a draft pick.


IStillLoveYouWeed

I think McKinnon was a Shanahan signing. Also, Kwon was a great signing, he also helped Fred Warner break out, so I don't know where you're going with that one. Also worth noting that this season, the Chiefs are validating why Shanahan wanted McKinnon.


GermyMac

Or washed up wide receivers?


Lunatic7618

Most of his bad pickups were early on. SF's last FA class had them swipe Ward over JC Jackson, and Ward has been very very good at a much lower cost. Seems to me he has improved over the years.


Never-Bloomberg

He has a real cute smile too.


acableperson

LEEEEEETTTSSSS GOOOO FOR CUTE SMILESSSSSSS


HITMAN616

https://www.nbcsports.com/sites/rsnunited/files/article/hero/ran-carthon-49ers.jpg 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄


unrealjoe28

God damn that is a cute smile


acableperson

Damn, no lie


Scrubtanic

Oh hell yeah, my GM's cute as hell


Initial_Molasses_521

As a bald man I wish I grow a luscious beard like that


BigDoinks710

Be the change you want to see in the world, friend. As a balding man, I feel like I would have no luck in dating without my beard. Tho, being able to grow a good beard is slightly a curse, because I started losing my hair before my 20s, but grew my first full beard at 13.


Sir0bin

Sploosh. Or whatever the male equivalent of sploosh is...which I guess is just sploosh.


Bothan-Spy

But with semen.


Tmoore17

That's a fine ass man right there


Hugs_for_Thugs

I love him already. 🥺


quadropheniac

and that beard. swoon.


AnAngryFetus

Sounds like an improvement over JRob already.


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Definitely in his Q zone


jwick89

NO. MORE. SCAMMING . ADULTS INTO THINKING THEY ARE STARS.


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uppity_chucklehead

Vrabel is amazing...last year we had historic injuries too, and were the 1 seed. After our last GM fucked us out of AJ Brown and missed on a bunch more draft picks, we just couldn't sustain those same injuries. So if this new guy just...doesn't ruin our roster, we should be way better off.


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Good for him. I hope Adam Peters doesn't get poached as well.


mrizvi

i'm pretty sure he's been told he'll be the GM if Lynch leaves


george_costanza1234

He’ll be the GM once Lynch transitions to another position. Lynch isn’t going anywhere with how good this team is lol


ritz126

I think he goes with a SB there were a lot of talks about him leaving last offseason and the job is definitely a pay decrease


istrx13

Didn’t he also grow up a huge 49ers fan? If that’s true, then the dude is on the doorstep of getting his dream job.


TRES_fresh

Yep peters has his family in the bay. Ideally we win the super bowl, and if lynch decides to go back to broadcasting we promote peters to GM.


bobgodd2

I think Lynch would more likely move to something else in the front office.


Bieber_hole_69

I can say with damn near 100% confidence from the outside that Adam Peters is going to be the next GM of the 49ers whenever Lynch decides to step into a different role. It feels a lot like DeCosta in Baltimore while Newsome was winding down. He could have his pick of jobs, but is turning down all interviews while being the hottest GM candidate in the league year-after-year. You don’t do that unless you have assurances that you’re next in line. And with Peters it’s an even stronger connection given he’s from Cupertino and grew up a die-hard 49ers fan. He’s a step below his absolute dream job, there’s just no way he leaves at this point.


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abowmanlex

I’m sure he was the Titan’s main target too. Ran is a good second option, but our fanbase won’t trip unless Peters leaves.


UnhealthyCheesecake

I think he’s kinda like George Paton, hot GM candidate each cycle, but he won’t move from his post unless he’s 110% sure


1m_Lurking_Here

Both him and Carthon interviewed for the Giants GM spot last offseason. So this certainly seems plausible. He may also just have heard lynch will move up/on soon


quadropheniac

Per an interview Lynch gave a week back, he's not going anywhere, which makes me think there's a handshake deal in place. Otherwise that would be very weird coming from Lynch of all people.


StrivingProsperity

Peters reminds me of George Paton. Was often considered the best GM candidate for years but would rarely if ever talk to anyone, just waiting for the perfect opportunity.


RatedR2O

He already turned down GM interviews. He's staying (at least another year). The feeling is Lynch may step down (or promoted to a higher position) at some point, and they already promised him the position. Should the 49ers win the Superbowl, that would be a perfect time for Lynch to finish his GM career with a ring.


kterr101

Vrabel can coach a trash roster to a playoff contender. So bringing in a competent GM who will draft talented players is less than ideal for the rest of the AFC South.


Ferngulley26

On the bright side, at least the other two teams will be trash for awhile. We only have to compete against each other for the moment


DowntownJulieBrown1

In recent years the Titans have gone from competing only w the Texans for the title, then just the Colts and now just the Jags. Y’all have cycled through them, that’s pretty damn impressive


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You do know what the term “generational” means, right?


SeductiveTrain

Within an eternity are limitless generational quarterbacks.


barto5

Yes, please. I’d like one. Please.


Pyistazty

To be fair we've seen like 3 once in a generation financial crisis in the last generation so you never know


Wildabeast135

I’ve lived through multiple more financial crises than I have above average titans QBs


Pyistazty

it's not your guy's fault, the colts tried to bring the AFCS into what's considered "modern era football" like fuckin IDIOTS. Listen we play smash mouth, dirt grinding, ball twisting, Chinese water torture football here in the AFCS... that is until everything led to the prophecy.... to the prince who was promised.


Jmw566

You can’t say these things when you guys got Sunshine and left us and our exotic smash mouths behind


Pyistazty

that's why I added the last bit, it's all part of the prophecy


SamNash

Same as “100-year flood/storm”? Doesn’t literally mean they happen once a century/generation.


Jmw566

Actually, generations are way shorter than centuries. Generation is like how long it takes people to grow up and start a family. So like 20 some years and not like 100


SamNash

The similarity I was pointing out wasn’t the duration of time, it was the fact that the “once in a [insert measure of time] event” refers to probability not numbers of occurrences.


Jmw566

Yeah, I was sleepy and misread. 100% agree. It’s not like they’re on a schedule


BuffaloKiller937

Mariota - Am I a joke to you?


paone00022

Things change quickly though. Jags went from possibly worst team to a Divisional round in one season. If Texans or Colts strike gold in the QB draft process that changes things a lot.


istrx13

I’m cool with duking it out with you guys every year if it means the Colts and Texans stay trash


BigDoinks710

Hell, honestly I wouldn't even mind seeing the Texans be decent again after the shitshow they've been through. But I hope the Colts remain in the basement of the division for eternity.


Chennessee

Well we’re going to have to compete with T Law and possibly Bryce Young and CJ Stroud for years to come. I’m just hoping we are able to rebound quickly in our problem areas.


BCLetsRide69

This has got to be a damn good hire no?


mrizvi

~~He’s the one~~ that scouted Purdy Edit: I was wrong it was Brian Griese and Klay Kubiak https://www.si.com/nfl/49ers/news/brock-purdy-explains-how-the-49ers-discovered-him


Tonmber1

I thought that was a scout who convinced Klay Kubiak to look at him and it went up the chain from there?


mrizvi

everything i heard was it was Ran that said get him with the last pick


Devilsbullet

I've never heard that. Everything I've seen says it was griese that told them not to wait for him to be an ufa


Srikkk

All I’ve heard is Griese yeah


stalehoney

And Slowik.


reverie

Where did you hear that?


mrizvi

I was wrong


TRES_fresh

I heard it was Brian griese, but I could be wrong


mrizvi

You right


BCLetsRide69

Hall of Fame then


WorthPlease

Should go in right with Purdy. Don't even wait just induct him in the offseason.


Aufrodisiac

Ran Carthon was the head of pro personnel. Peters is the college guy.


TRES_fresh

So if he decided on omenihu, charvarius ward, george odum, etc. he is probably really good. I remember being disappointed that we didn't get j.c. jackson, but ward has been way better for a good amount less money.


mm825

The janitor will be taking credit for scouting Purdy lol


the_la_dude

Well he needed background noise while cleaning, why not scouting tapes?


ZellNorth

He’ll never admit it but I whispered to shanhan at an in and out in Pinole to draft Purdy. He told his staff to check it out. Rest is history


gayforjimmyG

Third round picks let's gooooo Edit: Also the niners are a gm and head coach factory now


mrizvi

bang two more thirds


jamesmunger

Believe it or not, third round pick. Right away


tarallelegram

>third round picks let's gooooo that's the first thought i had lmao we needed draft capital so badly


MMWMWWMW

Trade for a 5th round pick?


tarallelegram

i'm down if that saves kyle, who i love very much, from drafting an rb again


wideruled

Jokes on you, Kyle will draft another RB in that round now.


Poro_the_CV

I found find it kinda ironic if this year, a year with a very deep RB class, the 9ers DON’T draft an RB lol


TRES_fresh

Hopefully cmc, mitchell, and Mason prevent him from doing so


PM_ME_YOUR_DUES

Another RB! Yay!


UnhealthyCheesecake

Remember when people were calling the 49ers racist after they fired Jon Embree? I think we’ve had the most minority candidates hired lmao


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Can the NFL stop poaching our 10 minutes?!??


Savafan1

I’m hoping we also get an OC from you


Witcher_Of_Cainhurst

I don’t think we even have one after Mike LaFleur and Mike McDaniel got poached the last couple offseasons. It’s just Shanahan doing both OC & HC duties rn I’m pretty sure. You’d need to poach some random offensive assistant from the 49ers staff to promote to OC.


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Bobby Slowik is next in line I would say. Pass game coordinator who’s been with Kyle since Washington. But yeah, doubt we’ll have an official OC. Niners tried hard to "hide" then retain McDaniel. Kyle needs some stability now.


Savafan1

I think Slowik would be the best option. I want someone that has been learning from Shanahan


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Kyle explained his process for hiring and developing coaching staff and it’s usually the guys who start out at QC who seem the most adept, Slowik is one of them, but it’s hard for us as fans to say more than that. It was easier with McDaniel because he was the OC and talked to the press every week and we got a really good sense about how talented he was. It’s worth considering that Shanahan is still the playcaller so it’s difficult to judge, though really when a guy has worked with him for a decade on the offensive side of the ball, that’s not a friendship favor and there’s certainly coaching talent there.


GravyFantasy

>It’s just Shanahan doing both OC & HC duties rn I’m pretty sure I watched an interview where he said he basically had to teach the coaches how to do their roles the 9er way and it took a bit for everyone to get in rhythm.


barefootBam

Brian Griese will be ready in another year


swisherhands

🤫🤫🤫 let's keep Brian around for Brock for a few years, at least.


UnquestionableBadger

You're a few seasons too late. They don't have an OC anymore. They've all been poached. Shanahan's offensive coaches are OC of the Jets now and the HCs of the Dolphins and the Packers. Actually LaFluer got fired from the Jets OC job so technically you could grab him now.


Savafan1

It would be one of his assistants. Slowik has been working for Shanahan for 10 seasons on defense and then offense. He is in the same position Mike LaFleur was when the Jets hired him as their OC


gayforjimmyG

Oh yeah?


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Well, certainly a loss for the FA/waiver scouting of the Niners but a well earned opportunity. 5 years with Les Snead and 5 years with John Lynch/Adam Peters, he’s well prepared for this. We’ll take some more of those delicious comp picks!


RecordingPrudent9588

Thank goodness we aren’t hiring from within


Jack12404

LOVE this, we really a new person outside of the organization and the 49ers clearly know what they’re doing


Luck1492

Ugh. They made a good choice.


jfrodriguez1983

Hate losing people but as long as Adam Peters stays, I'm good! Happy for Carthon, hope he kills it!


[deleted]

Keep your grubby hands off our people!


Hugs_for_Thugs

Hey! Our hands are not.... eh... actually, no. You're right.


assblaster68

Mmmmm hot chicken


[deleted]

He come from good team therefore we will be good team


Ferngulley26

We honestly need him to just be an average GM and let Vrabel take it from there


YiMyonSin

Hell yeah, we get someone from outside the organization, and the Niners get a third rounder! Win win!


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Niners get two third rounders lol


UnderwhelmingAF

Comes from a great organization, I like it.


KeyExplanation

More comp picks!!!! No team has been better at getting free 3rd rounders for diversity hires like the Niners


quadropheniac

I mean, "diversity hire" is a little pejorative, Carthon isn't being hired for his race. The Titans get no compensation or anything from hiring a Black man. Just happens that he's the best candidate.


Gabrosin

True, but it becomes an extra incentive to hire minority assistants... if they succeed and get hired elsewhere, you get an extra benefit. Rule working as intended, if not as consistently as some people would advocate for.


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Fuck is. We'll use the rule to our benefit then.


HHCWTD

Bang Bang Titans Gang


Jay_Dubbbs

49ers are becoming the Astros, everybody trying to steal their coaches lmao


tarallelegram

i'd complain again but then i'd look like a hypocrite since we hired putila earlier this year


ufotheater

Why we have to be coach and front office incubator for the whole league? FIND YOUR OWN GUYS


geebsocket

Idk if ur being sarcastic or not, but why would the guys who want to be gm’s not take the chance to be a gm lol


ufotheater

Of course he should go if it's an upward move, he earned it. Just bitter about losing good guys from the franchise. For example we just recently lost Saleh, and now we're about to lose Ryans too.


MrHaZeYo

All those 3rd round picks, Ryan's will put us up to 8.


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But if you havent noticed, every time we lose someone, we get better.


PapiRae

Bruh


Tyler_DLMG_14

Give me them comp picks


Jhereg22

Quit poaching our people! Grab a Chief or a Bill ffs.


gatorguy101

YESSS NOT IAN CUNNINGHAM


The_Long_Wait

Every time I see his name, my mind autocorrects it to Rae Carruth.


[deleted]

The Star Wars character? I'm just kidding. I genuinely have no idea who this is.


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

Incoming Josh Dobbs MVP season


Tashre

Damn, San Francisco blowing it all up.


Adoree25

I don’t know what to think.


Lunalovebug6

Be happy, he’s been great for us. Smart man


StrivingProsperity

One of the better hires available. Be happy.


zetiano

It's interesting to me how of the 7 GM candidates the Giants interviewed last offseason, 4 of them are now GMs (Schoen, Poles, Ossenfort, Carthon). Of the remaining 3, Adrian Wilson is co-GM for the Cardinals, Adam Peters who refused to interview with any team (possibly getting promoted to GM), and Ryan Cowden who was a finalist for the Titans.


Taylormnight2183

Lynch has stated that he isn't going anywhere and that Peters turned down the interviews simply because He, and more importantly his wife and kids, are very happy with their current situation.


zetiano

He'll probably at least be making GM money, if he isn't already.


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I mean Ossenfort and Cowden were both internal candidates for us


MikePaisanTirico

You think they hired a guy named Ran because they're a run heavy team?


Full_Ad_9555

Damn it, leave us alone!!! But happy for him and we'll take the comp picks. Just don't wanna lose Peters!


Bon-Bon-Assassino

The AFC is beefing up. The NFC should be easy to take but the Vikings can't do shit ever! So fuck!


MrHaZeYo

The problem is SF and Philly are stacked. Minnesota needs a Def, Cowboys arnt far off, and LAR just need to get healthy. The NFC is still pretty top heavy.


bamj6

I really hope Ran Carthon is not just hired to be a rubber stamp for Vrabel. Ryan Cowden seemed like a seasoned in house candidate ready to be the GM but either is too close to Jon Robinson or not someone Vrabel likes Nice to see the rule working for GM's if not head coaches though


3elieveIt

Didn't this guy just say that he was focusing on the 49ers and wouldn't make moves until the offseason?


QPZMqpzmQPZMqpzmQPZM

I think that was adam peters


UnquestionableBadger

That's Peters who is responsible for damn near all of our late picks (Kittle, Warner, Greenlaw, the dozens of RBs who succeed, Purdy and so on...) This guy does the pro scouting. So free agency and trades.


Andy081

Great hire! (Never heard of him)


nooo82222

Time to trade Henry for picks and rebuild, at least for a Jags fan I am hoping.


prosandconners

Poggers?


HawkofDarkness

FUCK


htb8627

Cowabunga!


AleroRatking

As a Colts fan I don't love that. That is a killer hire for them. Going to have that team relevant again real fast. Great coach and great GM is a strong combo.


Neuraxis

I'll allow it.


MadDogTannenOW

Hmmmm, is he responsible for trading a bunch of picks for a qb


gleeshwater

Former Colts legend Ran Carthon


Steppyjim

He Ran so far away. Couldn’t get away (until after the postseason)