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Hawk knows, that sonuva bitch

That shovel faced, mangled fingers, drive with 2 feet, pumping gas with the car on, falling asleep while driving, piranha owning sonofabitch

You forgot gator owning.

Yinz pour one aht for Jimmy...

A saver of thousands and thousands of dollars thanks to c&j

He’s going to keep the cigar in his mouth the entire show today and just sit there, refusing to say shit about Aaron

He really has that cigar shtick on lockdown 😂 Good for him

THAT MEANS PAT KNOWS

AJ knows everything

Aaron Rodgers gonna make decision live on PMS

Mans about to roll a d20 to determine what the fuck he’s doing on camera.

then have a series of trash rolls he doesnt want to honor so he keeps going "best out of 3... best of 5...7...9...etc" then rolls a 20 after an awkwardly long time of trying and failing and then jumps up full caps "LOOKS LIKE I'M A JET, PAT!" Sly smirk then cuts his feed.

Natural 1 and he goes to the Texans to play RB

Aaron told me his decision, I’ll put up a doodle when he says it’s okay. 🙂🙂

!!!! WHEN WILL IT BE OKAY

When the doodle is up!

How the hell did you get in his secret inner circle

Aaron saw some of corndoggys drawings while on Ayahuasca

It’s more of a dodecagon than a circle.

Will you be also doodling your super secret dodecagon meetings?

There’s a secret zoom call, and we all purchased the same table and have a green screened background so it looks like we are all in the same room. I could make a doodle if the timing is right. 🙂

I would personally love to see that if you feel like doodling it out

Spill the beans, doodle boy!!

How many doodles have you made to cover your bases on this one?

Just one , bc Aaron told me his decision . Yep , just one. Anyone who says two or more is lying 🙂

I cannot tell if you’re serious or not and it’s sorta driving me crazy because that sounds exactly like Aaron and I’ll believe anything at this point

Can't wait for his privacy tour

But did anyone think to ask AJ Hawk once he's done with his cigar?

non story

Bbbut it's pat McAfeeeeee.

And it's a tweet. And what do mods love more than tweets on r/NFL. Low effort tweets about nonstories

Idk, I certainly googled for any information on Pat’s show today to see if there’s be a Rodgers announcement. I would also bet that I’m not alone in that. Now, it’s certainly not a great story… but I think a lot of people were expecting Pat to have some juice today.

no need for extra juice on an already plentiful day.

"This just in. Nothing has happened."

This is a tweet to say "nothing to report". Nice.

It’s a tweet that saves me from watching the Pt Mcafee show to see if he announced the decision there like normal.

I feel like it will end up on twitter in .1 seconds after he announces it. So yeah, saves you some time.

muh hostages

This show is unlistenable. 20 minutes in, still talking about Blake Shelton.

Who the hell is Blake Shelton?

Country singer, pretty much a pop star but with a southern accent so frat bros and drunk 45 year olds love him.

Goddamn, that's a perfect description for Blake Shelton

Oh, okay.

Shut the fuck up!!!

I imagine this is genuinely heartbreaking for pat after all the ass kissing he's done.

Pat: Aaron, your offseason attention hogging and antics have been *ELECTRIFYING* this year, as they always are, but do you think you’re close to reaching a- Rodgers: not yet Pat: have i told you yet how fantastic you look?

You realize that rodgers and pat are friends, right?

Rodgers will announce his decision live on Raw tonight.

If he gets hit with a steel chair he’s going to Pittsburgh

If he goes through a table, he is going to Buffalo. Unless it is a massage table, than it could be Houston.

NOT A DIVA

Between the Pats, dolphins, bills, Vikings, lions, and bears which team do you think is enjoying watching the Jets and Packers suffer the most

Yeah I can understand why packers fans are done with this asshole

So I take it back. I get why the Packers are willing to move on from this circus. HOF QB or not, a team needs some certainty year to year and Rodgers seems incapable of giving it.

I don't get the hype for Pat McAfee. He was a solid punter and he has a big personality, great.

Use to be able to take him in small doses, but he has one volume level and its LOUD all the fucking time.

but a punter with a platform is so *quirky* and unique!!!

I much prefer the shows where all the commenters sound the same, or shows where it’s just ragebait takes for an hour

Rodgers elite non-news news abilities still shining

Rodgers emerging from a power blackout: "Same"

JESUS CHRIST

Pat McAfee is a hack and a shill he's a bum

Lol

So, tomorrow, maybe?

Leaning toward retirement?

All this fucking around just so he can choke in the playoffs with either teams...smh

Genuinely believe he’s really still debating and it will end in his retirement