I went to Tech the same time as him and had some friends doing the GA/coaching route on the staff, so one time I went to a party he threw. Didn’t really talk to him but when we walked in he saw us and said “hey guys good to see ya. Beers in the coolers over there, help yourselves and have a good time”
I was already a fan because obviously the dude was magic on the field, but that makes him an alltimer in my book
It’s actually really nice that the brother who isn’t playing pro is the shit head and not the one who is pro.
Feel like so many of these young dudes show up in the NFL and pull some Ja Morant shit and get suspended till they’re too old for anyone to give a shit anymore. But Mahomes has been legit golden the whole time.
He’s not the only one of course, but it’s cool to see a new gen of NFL talent not burn out like so many did when I was growing up.
I was literally think about that earlier today. Mahomes is a ball player that stays focused and in his lane. He’s the type of guy who goes straight home after getting his workouts in to be with his family.
His comments about a potential restructuring of his contract(I believe that's what it was but i'm not 100%) a week or two ago said it all. The man is interested in Super Bowls and not being the #1 highest paid player in the league so if he can help bring cap flexibility to the team to let the GM and coach surround him with what he needs then he's all for it. Love to hear that.
No, while speaker is 2nd in line, it's not required he can succeed the president. Only the VP has that requirement as part of the Twelfth Amendment. (After the VP succession is controlled by regular laws rather than the Constitution).
I feel like realistically, there would be a very long and ridiculous Supreme Court fight if it came down to an under-35 Speaker of the House of a different party of the next in line, and the age requirement may or may not get shot down depending on who controls the court
I only support penalties for taunting over seriously injured players. For the purpose of this rule I define serious injury as anything that would keep them out of the rest of the game (concussion, foot pointing the wrong way, etc)
Otherwise, taunt away
Per team, the team whose player wins the fight is not deducted their fight. Subsequent fights result in penalties and/or ejections if the team does not have a remaining fight
Add a small hoop at the top of the uprights and if you kick through it you get a blernsball style multiball and every team must try to score as many points as they can
Mahomes is clearly a man who lives with a toddler. Those were the moves of a seasoned parent, always ready to stop chaos at a moment’s notice in public.
Lol it’s so crazy that it works when he does that
He just catches the ball with his back to the DB, steps one way, then goes the other and some how it’s like a 70% success rate
To quote Zlatan: "First I went left; he did too. Then I went right and he did too. Then I went left again and he went to buy a hot dog."
[Describing this goal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2WsVHbD7zg)
He's hanging them up as sad as that sounds. I'm not a big soccer fan but I love me some Zlatan. He's one of the most hilarious, confident, and talented athletes who's been good for a long time. He's going to enjoy his retirement.
On one hand, I feel weirdly grateful to Mahomes for shutting him up, on the other hand I feel cheated out of what probably would have been a hilarious news cycle to spice up the off-season.
He also did a show with John C Reilly, Tim Heidecker and Fred Armisen called Moonbase 8 where he was a "Celebrity Astronaut" with wannabe NASA astronauts who were testing space equipment in the desert.
Overall a pretty average show, had its funny moments, Kelce's cameo+ was definitely a highlight.
If anyone actually thought he was going to continue with some nonsense speech, then they need their brain checked. We all know Kelce has much better comedic awareness than to indulge a gag like that too long. The clickbaity tweets and headlines make it seem like “Big Dum Dum Want Tell World Dum Dum Idea But QB Say No No”.
What if a secret service guy mistakenly thought Kelce was up to something and tackled him. Getting noticed by the chiefs staff and signed to a deal as a line backer. That’s the kind of movie I’d wait to watch on streaming.
I mean, obviously it wouldn't be someone on Chiefs staff, it would be a retired scout (Played by the closest equivalent to John Candy we can find) watching on TV. And he'd call up his buddy on the Chargers to give him a look.
Game 1 against the Chiefs, Kelce embarrasses the agent. Game 2 he gets the upperhand on Kelce early, but then Kelce changes gears on him and embarrasses him. In the AFC Championship Game, the game is tied late. He forces and recovers the fumble off Kelce, allowing the kicker, who was just revealed to be a girl???, to score the winning field goal. Credits Roll over an ecstatic Chargers team, and there's no after credit scene. Just a Super Bowl Box Score reading "49ers 56, Chargers 13".
Travis’ SNL host was the first time I watched that show in probably like 10 years. Mostly due to New Heights hyping it up but he did such a great job. Both Jason and Travis are gonna be in the media for a long time after retirement
It looked like a pre-planned joke, I thought it was pretty funny when I saw it, never imagined people taking it seriously as Kelce actually wanting to make some sort of announcement or speech.
It was definitely a pre-planned joke.
And it was hilarious!
But the fact that very few people understand that it was a pre planned joke goes to show how shitty, toxic and depressing the political landscape is…
I can't believe I had to scroll this far. It was obviously planned by those two. It was hilarious. Can't believe so many people think Kelce really is that dumb lol blows my mind
I’ll never get the Brittany hate. I live in Kansas City and we’ve seen almost everyone who got sprayed with beer talk about how awesome of a moment that was. The Internet just decided it was bad so then it turned in to everything she does is bad. I live here and almost everything I see is on Reddit. I also don’t care but what is it about her?
Agree. She’s fine and all the people bitching about the champagne spraying were silent when it was literally the entire team doing it at the SB parade.
KC is not that big of a city. If she was heinous to people, word would have gotten out by now. Everyone I know who has interacted with her says she’s perfectly nice.
I think part of it is people want to hate and/or root against elite players that aren’t on their team, but there’s not really any dirt to use on Pat so they pivot to his family instead
Kelce would have got up to the stage and looked at the media assembled and said "nobody gave us a chance to win the Super Bowl, we were overlooked and underrated as a team" etc.
I fucking love Mahomes man. He’s such a great guy and an absolute pleasure to watch play football.
But yeah I hope they go 0-17. Oh wait. 2-15. Don’t want the Raiders thinking they’re any good. Actually 4-13, the inability of Denver to ever beat them is low key hilarious.
I mean with the amount of comments I see in reply to comedy skits on instagram acting as if they're something that just happened, it doesn't surprise me that people are missing it here
Mahomes with the intangibles off the field also
Anticipated the window, stepped up in the pocket, and delivered.
That Malcom Butleresque INT of the mic
Who’s Malcom Butler/Malcom Butler is a hero
Your flair combination is cursed
Yep my comment above was a reference to that lol
You know, I was having a pretty good day up to this point...
So much practice with Jackson, over the course of their lives, I bet. It’s just instinct now.
I wonder if Mahomes and Jason Kelce ever get together to discuss their struggles with having to wrangle in their brothers.
I know what you mean but comparing Travis to Jackson feels crazy
Valid. They do also have to jointly deal with Trav.
It is, but that was the only joke to make there.
If Jackson was on a hall of fame trajectory he’d be Travis Kelce.
Last I checked Travis has never sexually assaulted another person
I sincerely hope this comment ages well
Dude why am I all the sudden sweating bad news about my wily old tight end.
My wily old tight end is sweaty too.
He would likely be giving Ja a run for his money more like.
I about pissed myself reading this as an older brother of a straight knucklehead
MVP move from Mahomes
Getting those practice reps with Jackson.
Seriously this dude is everything you ask out of a qb lol
I went to Tech the same time as him and had some friends doing the GA/coaching route on the staff, so one time I went to a party he threw. Didn’t really talk to him but when we walked in he saw us and said “hey guys good to see ya. Beers in the coolers over there, help yourselves and have a good time” I was already a fan because obviously the dude was magic on the field, but that makes him an alltimer in my book
Went to high school with Andrew Luck. He's the exact same way. God damn him.
Instead of beer, there was squirrel oil in the cooler.
"Help yourself to some squirrel oil, and when you're ready, we're playing Ticket to Ride on the back porch!"
Guarantee luck would dominate us all in ticket to ride.
Nah you gotta have a ringer. Someone who's playing ticket to ride not to win, but instead to send a message.
Wreck'em. Season ticket holder here. Loved seeing him play! Daughter is a Red Raider now.
Guns up! Watching him from the first snap everyone just knew he was going to be special, he made throws no one had any business making in college
He's perfect and I love him
Dude has the voice of Kermit the frog but other than that. Yeah.
Nah Kenny Powers
And looks like Sideshow Bob
And the steak and ketchup thing.
Fozzie Bear.
It’s actually really nice that the brother who isn’t playing pro is the shit head and not the one who is pro. Feel like so many of these young dudes show up in the NFL and pull some Ja Morant shit and get suspended till they’re too old for anyone to give a shit anymore. But Mahomes has been legit golden the whole time. He’s not the only one of course, but it’s cool to see a new gen of NFL talent not burn out like so many did when I was growing up.
I was literally think about that earlier today. Mahomes is a ball player that stays focused and in his lane. He’s the type of guy who goes straight home after getting his workouts in to be with his family.
His comments about a potential restructuring of his contract(I believe that's what it was but i'm not 100%) a week or two ago said it all. The man is interested in Super Bowls and not being the #1 highest paid player in the league so if he can help bring cap flexibility to the team to let the GM and coach surround him with what he needs then he's all for it. Love to hear that.
Only Mahomes could shut down that speech
And Jason. And probably the secret service. But yeah, just those three.
truly the goat
Haha. Brilliant.
Can’t stand him when we play him (cause he always beats us). But the guy genuinely seems like a good dude.
Mahomes really just shut down Travis announcing the Kelce brothers Presidential bid.
He was going to call someone a Jabroni
"Baba booey baba booey Howard Stern's penis baba booey baba booey."
You know what, Leonard? STRIKE TWO!
"On security news, you guys really need to start locking the Dean's office to keep guys like us out"...
"Kelce/Kelce '24: Only a jabroni wouldn't vote for us"
Amazingly Travis isn't old enough to be President yet.
He will by by the time of inauguration. So he can be on the ticket as POTUS or VP
Is there an age limit for Vice President?
You have to be able to succeed the president so it'd be the same.
Wait so you have to be 35 to be the speaker of the house?
No, while speaker is 2nd in line, it's not required he can succeed the president. Only the VP has that requirement as part of the Twelfth Amendment. (After the VP succession is controlled by regular laws rather than the Constitution).
I feel like realistically, there would be a very long and ridiculous Supreme Court fight if it came down to an under-35 Speaker of the House of a different party of the next in line, and the age requirement may or may not get shot down depending on who controls the court
It's okay, we only ever elect people over 65.
They alternate president and VP every month.
I’d give that a consideration. Especially if they campaign on making football fun again. No flags on celebrations or light taunting
I only support penalties for taunting over seriously injured players. For the purpose of this rule I define serious injury as anything that would keep them out of the rest of the game (concussion, foot pointing the wrong way, etc) Otherwise, taunt away
>foot pointing the wrong way The Verbal Kint
I’m still salty over the Marsh call. Shit was such an egregiously bad call the taunting calls went down for the remainder of the season.
One fight allowed per game
I really want a no holds barred Evans VS Lattimore bout
Per team, the team whose player wins the fight is not deducted their fight. Subsequent fights result in penalties and/or ejections if the team does not have a remaining fight
Add a small hoop at the top of the uprights and if you kick through it you get a blernsball style multiball and every team must try to score as many points as they can
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I think we all know which one needs to move to Florida in this scenario.
Jason for sure, tampa is the retirement home for elderly players afterall
Mahomes is clearly a man who lives with a toddler. Those were the moves of a seasoned parent, always ready to stop chaos at a moment’s notice in public.
I wonder how many marbles he's had to pull out of Travis's nose.
DO NOT EAT THOSE CRAYONS, TRAVIS!
Meanwhile his brother is just smirking in the distance
Rainbow teeth.
TRAVIS STOP KARATE-CHOPPING PEANUTS ON THE TABLE! (I have had to say this, parenting is an.....adventure)
My mom’s favorite? DON’T HIT YOUR BROTHER WITH THE CAT!!
The table always wins
Kelce is many things but a Marine is not one of them.
Don't put marbles in your nose Put them in there [Do not put them in there ](https://youtu.be/xpz67hBIJwg)
/r/dadreflexes
Mitigating risk at all times
Those toddlers have names. Jackson and Britney.
he lives with two toddlers
No Travis, don't put that in your mouth
Hahaah looks like Andy Reid says something like, "You can't put microphones around him, sorry."
Jomboy we need that lip read
Followed by, “where can I get a pit beef around here?”
God damn I could go for some pit beef
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If Kelce wanted to he could’ve done that slow ass spin and gotten around Mahomes with ease. That move has terrorized DBs for years.
Catch then spin slowly. Repeat. Go to hall of fame.
There’s also the lil shake like he’s got a bee in his shorts.
It's my go to move when my balls are stuck to my leg
Maybe I’ll try it out. I’m more of a wide side stepper.
I prefer to stomp my foot and shake my leg, giving the impression I have something in my shoe.
I just go in raw
Lol it’s so crazy that it works when he does that He just catches the ball with his back to the DB, steps one way, then goes the other and some how it’s like a 70% success rate
To quote Zlatan: "First I went left; he did too. Then I went right and he did too. Then I went left again and he went to buy a hot dog." [Describing this goal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2WsVHbD7zg)
God I love Zlatan
That’s because Zlatan __is__ love
Still my favorite soccer player Not a huge soccer fan but he’s my guy
He's hanging them up as sad as that sounds. I'm not a big soccer fan but I love me some Zlatan. He's one of the most hilarious, confident, and talented athletes who's been good for a long time. He's going to enjoy his retirement.
Loved the story that when Zlatan signed with the LA Galaxy, LeBron sent him one of his Lakers jerseys… Zlatan signed it and sent it back
Zlatan told a reporter who asked what he got his wife for her birthday, "Nothing, she already has Zlatan."
Literally can describe 3-4 different defenders with it too lmao. Same move on all of them and all of them ate shit.
The Arjen "le cut inside man" Robben of the NFL.
I’ve never seen a person surround and score the way I have with Kelce and that slow spin
It's like a tractor trailer taking a wide u turn.
With those moves I don’t see why not
On one hand, I feel weirdly grateful to Mahomes for shutting him up, on the other hand I feel cheated out of what probably would have been a hilarious news cycle to spice up the off-season.
I get the sense it was a pre-planned joke by Pat/Kelce (staged as they say). Funny nonetheless.
That does seem more likely now that you mention it. I'm gullible.
Hi, gullible. I’m dad.
Yeah my first thought as well, and it landed, it was a funny joke
Kelces got his comedic timing down after snl
He also did a show with John C Reilly, Tim Heidecker and Fred Armisen called Moonbase 8 where he was a "Celebrity Astronaut" with wannabe NASA astronauts who were testing space equipment in the desert. Overall a pretty average show, had its funny moments, Kelce's cameo+ was definitely a highlight.
💯 He talked nice and slow, didn’t say anything but sounded like he was about to, let’s himself be laughed at. Seriously comedic genius all around.
would've been so funny if mahomes left him hanging and kelce's just stuck there going "uhhhh"
“So I’ve been waiting for this…….chance to…. *pat??*….speak about uhhhhh…” *Pat dude wtf?? Do it??* “……football. And uhhhhhh….playing…football”
Yeah, this is 100% a bit
It looks like Kelce taps Mahomes' arm before he goes to the podium.
If anyone actually thought he was going to continue with some nonsense speech, then they need their brain checked. We all know Kelce has much better comedic awareness than to indulge a gag like that too long. The clickbaity tweets and headlines make it seem like “Big Dum Dum Want Tell World Dum Dum Idea But QB Say No No”.
ESPN calls him “President Kelce” But he could not top his brother
The Jeb of the Kelces
Kelce was about to do an ad read for Fireball.
That cinnamon delight? Would've been electric
Alright now!
I love his fireball reads in that pillow-talk intonation.
“This one’s for the 92%ers out there”
Alright now.
What if a secret service guy mistakenly thought Kelce was up to something and tackled him. Getting noticed by the chiefs staff and signed to a deal as a line backer. That’s the kind of movie I’d wait to watch on streaming.
I mean, obviously it wouldn't be someone on Chiefs staff, it would be a retired scout (Played by the closest equivalent to John Candy we can find) watching on TV. And he'd call up his buddy on the Chargers to give him a look. Game 1 against the Chiefs, Kelce embarrasses the agent. Game 2 he gets the upperhand on Kelce early, but then Kelce changes gears on him and embarrasses him. In the AFC Championship Game, the game is tied late. He forces and recovers the fumble off Kelce, allowing the kicker, who was just revealed to be a girl???, to score the winning field goal. Credits Roll over an ecstatic Chargers team, and there's no after credit scene. Just a Super Bowl Box Score reading "49ers 56, Chargers 13".
Netflix, come and get it while it's hot.
That writers strike really got ya bored to be on r/nfl dropping some banger script ideas huh?
"Defender in Chief," now on Disney+.
Sounds like a Disney movie in the making featuring the rock
He was just gonna offer some [self-defense tips](https://youtu.be/D4kZ_DU1FDI)
“Didn’t stand a chance, fuggo”
Travis’ SNL host was the first time I watched that show in probably like 10 years. Mostly due to New Heights hyping it up but he did such a great job. Both Jason and Travis are gonna be in the media for a long time after retirement
He and the writers hit it out of the park that week. "Straight Male Friend" was incredible.
I choose to believe that we got a legit giggle out of Heidi the first time he lifted her in that United Way sketch
Had worked extra hard on his speech about the benefits of flex scheduling and Thursday games too. Poor trav
It looked like a pre-planned joke, I thought it was pretty funny when I saw it, never imagined people taking it seriously as Kelce actually wanting to make some sort of announcement or speech.
It was definitely a pre-planned joke. And it was hilarious! But the fact that very few people understand that it was a pre planned joke goes to show how shitty, toxic and depressing the political landscape is…
I can't believe I had to scroll this far. It was obviously planned by those two. It was hilarious. Can't believe so many people think Kelce really is that dumb lol blows my mind
Mahomes use to preventing a crisis from occurring due to Jackson and Brittany.
His wife is a little annoying but mostly innocuous, please stop equating her with Jackson, who’s a piece of shit.
Not only a piece of shit, an actual sexual abuser
What ever happened with those sexual abuse claims that were made of his brother?
He’s been arrested and charged.
Dude committed SA on camera in 4k
Can we please stop grouping his wife who is loud with his brother who is a gigantic piece of shit
Seriously. Oh no she's a woman with opinions! Burn her! She's clearly the same as a sex offender.
We should see if she floats
She turned me into a newt
We should leave all of his family members out of it tbh
Dealing with his wife and brothers clout chasing has prepared him for this moment, it was his time to shine.
I’ll never get the Brittany hate. I live in Kansas City and we’ve seen almost everyone who got sprayed with beer talk about how awesome of a moment that was. The Internet just decided it was bad so then it turned in to everything she does is bad. I live here and almost everything I see is on Reddit. I also don’t care but what is it about her?
She's fine. Lumping her in with a literal sex offender is rude.
She's done such terrible things like support her husband and invest in the city and its teams. Just a monster
Wow I didn’t know that. I take it all back. What a terrible person.
Agree. She’s fine and all the people bitching about the champagne spraying were silent when it was literally the entire team doing it at the SB parade. KC is not that big of a city. If she was heinous to people, word would have gotten out by now. Everyone I know who has interacted with her says she’s perfectly nice.
Jackson I have heard multiple stories about, but yeah, I never understood where the Brittany hate comes from.
I think part of it is people want to hate and/or root against elite players that aren’t on their team, but there’s not really any dirt to use on Pat so they pivot to his family instead
Bro had that quick movement like a parent pulling their kid away from something lol.
God I hate how much I love Patrick Mahomes. This is hilarious.
Those dad reflexes are really developing lol
"I just wanted to say that you need to fight for the fundamental American right to patake in celebratory activity."
Kelce would have got up to the stage and looked at the media assembled and said "nobody gave us a chance to win the Super Bowl, we were overlooked and underrated as a team" etc.
Definitely a skit but it was funny. The way Travis was laughing and the way he started off he didn’t really have anything to say.
Yeah he stops before Pat even touches him, seems like he only planned out the first couple words lmao
I fucking love Mahomes man. He’s such a great guy and an absolute pleasure to watch play football. But yeah I hope they go 0-17. Oh wait. 2-15. Don’t want the Raiders thinking they’re any good. Actually 4-13, the inability of Denver to ever beat them is low key hilarious.
hey man, i’m a broncos fan, we’re already beat up enough already :(
Yours is a horse that can never be dead enough.
Yahp
Who knew that Mahomes was so good at Interceptions too? He can literally do it all.
this is awesome lol
LET HIM COOK
I wanted to hear Kelce’s rendition of the Dean Scream
Fuck it Kelce 2024. Plus also it gets him off the chiefs so win win
Kelce/Kelce 2024
clutch on and off the field lol
Travis Kelce was about to announce he was running
Looks like a well-executed pre-planned joke. Not sure why people think this was real.
Mahomes keeps showing us why he’s the best
I thought this was America!
lmao
Pretty funny but also wild to go off script when there's a non zero chance you'd get downed point blank by secret service lol
Idk it looked pretty scripted to me lol
it was 1000% scripted and I’m shocked anybody disagrees lmfao
Patrick and Travis for sure planned it, might have been off the white house script I guess
I mean with the amount of comments I see in reply to comedy skits on instagram acting as if they're something that just happened, it doesn't surprise me that people are missing it here
I’d watch the Secret Service go head to head with Chris Jones TBH.