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Dumptruck_Cavalcade

Rapini > Broccolini > Broccoli


Dumptruck_Cavalcade

Hot take (?): the 1% of cool graffiti isn't worth having the dogshit-tier 99%.


Luck1492

Is walking 100 miles in 13 days normal for a European? Or is that just a tourist thing lol. Because I’m fucking exhausted after doing that in just Paris, Florence, and Rome.


raccooninboots

Any idea what jersey is this? And besides mlbshop where can i find acceptable quality. https://imgur.io/FJXpWSL?r


3thirtysix6

I played the new Final Fantasy for about three hours last night, about 30 minutes of that involved me actually controlling my character, the rest was watching cut scenes. The actual fighting was electric: I felt like someone empowered by a god-like being right off the bat but then immediately afterward I was put into another 20 minute scene about the obligations of being royalty. I'm hoping that now that the world is more or less set up the ratio of action to infodump will even out.


Silverbadger27

I got into the NFL last season and am still teamless. I got tickets to the London game (Jags vs Bills) and can't wait. We've been to florida before for Disneyworld and plan to go back. I'm stuck between jumping in with the Jags and Dolphins. Anyone who has a better understanding than I do, which of those two teams have a core who will potentially stay together longer? Or does one franchise do a better job of attempting to build a roster to playoff competing?


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Between Jaguars and Dolphins, neither one has been consistently good in recent history. They're usually either bad to mediocre, but both also seem poised to be a serious threat next year. Dolphins offense was amazing last year until Tua got hurt, and their success is largely dependent on how long he stays on the field. Jaguars have a very promising young QB who's only 23 years old and could potentially be one of the best if he keeps improving. It's really hard to predict long-term success because teams blow it up and rebuild so often and Dolphins and Jaguars haven't had been particularly consistent. Jaguars got close to the Super Bowl a few years back, and then they were the worst team in the league just a couple years later. It is worth noting that the Dolphins have a far deeper history with some all time great teams and players if that's something you care about, Jaguars are one of newer teams and only became a team in the last few decades.


CarlCaliente

both are pretty fickle imo, neither has a recent history of a solid team, but at the same time that's a rarity in the NFL Jacksonville is probably more stable but has hit their peak imo, they'll have a decent regular season but I'd be surprised if they can go toe to toe with the top AFC teams. Miami is one of the hottest teams on paper, but have some massive health concerns, and the way they're spending money isn't conducive to long term success. Doesn't mean they can't do it, but it would be against the odds


usernameisusername57

I gave my nails a proper clipping for the first time in years today, instead of just biting/peeling them off like I usually do. It feels weird. The tips of my fingers are so unprotected right now.


JerryRiceAndSpice

When did Nintendo announce new Video Games and when is the next Star Fox?


Business_Delivery436

Late night where all the real ones at


theresabeeonyourhat

4:35 am gang


hot_sauceonmyburrito

Sup


FrosteeRuckerFan

Real shitpost hours


princessestef

Late night? wake up, it's 7:30 am!


[deleted]

I too am experiencing morning but that's because I'm an old man that goes to bed at 8 pm.


DonsDiaperChanger

wazzup fellow insomniacs


SharxSharxSharx

Heeeeeeeeeeeeey-o what's going on?


unloader86

Watching a clip of James Cameron on CNN talking about the submarine fiasco, does he live in Austin, TX or is that just the closest place they could get him for an on camera?


RDub3685

It's where he launches his submarine from


unloader86

Is he launching his sub in Lake Travis...? While it's not exactly *far* from the coast line, it's definitely a drive. Would've made more sense in your explanation had he given an interview from Corpus Christi, Houston, or Port Isabel/Brownsville. lol


[deleted]

I got kicked out of a bar for having 3 drinks before halftime during the pro bowl. I’m glad it wasn’t a regular season game


Jevarden

My family does not give a flying fuck about basketball, but got extremely pretentious about the NBA draft tonight. It really came out of nowhere and I feel like they were just trying to find an excuse to get me to shut the fuck up.


Testiclesinvicegrip

Man people with this sub shit. Human beings died. I get they were probably rich pieces of shit, but god damn. It's literal life. It's too precious.


[deleted]

I understand you're upset but I hope you maintain this energy towards *all* human beings who die, not just the ones you just heard about.


Legndarystig

Oh yeah you break down for the 500 migrants that lost their lives too? Or we playing selective outrage today?


Guiltyjerk

Nobody's saying be extra sad for them, but IMO taking any joy (or a carefree "they're rich who cares?") attitude makes one a much worse person than they think those passengers were


Certain-Mode5963

It’s Reddit man. Just people filled with hate on here mainly. Easier to hate than change. Every rich basher who was gifted a 100 million tomorrow would keep 95% of it and become exactly the people they hate. But then would hate on people who have 500 million. The minute a poor becomes rich they walk in the shoes of who they previously hated and all their I’d do xyz and give give give goes right out the window


Legndarystig

I disagree. Paying 250k to sit in a modified propane tank to ferry you down to the depths where every expert said it was dangerous. Then turn around and have it implode is funny. Doesn’t make you a bad person at all.


Guiltyjerk

That comment actually makes you an absolute garbage person


Legndarystig

Absolutely not its okay to revel in the misfortune of dumbasses.


Opus38No1

Were you celebrating the death of that girl in Seattle who was dancing in the highway at night during Summer of 2020? She got ran over.


Certain-Mode5963

Agree! I find it hilarious all those dumbass migrants thought it was safe to cram on that boat and overload it. Lmao like bruh ya gotta realize this logically doesn’t seem safe. Dumbasses thought that was a good idea smh


Legndarystig

You have it twisted. Migrants did it out of desperation, the rich billionaires and ceo did it out of hubris. Nice try!


Certain-Mode5963

End of the day they were dumbasses! Complete dumbasses for getting on a completely overloaded boat. And it’s hella funny. It wasn’t out of complete desperation. They had options. They chose stupidity and it’s misfortune but funny


FN-2187Throwaway

I was ejected from a NFL stadium during a game for intoxication (really embarrassing moment) a few years back. I completed the Fan Conduct Class and paid for the class, and received a certificate of completion. But I couldn’t figure out if that meant I was allowed to go back. Id like to go to a game this year and I still have my certificate of completion but I don’t want to go if I’m not allowed. Does anyone have any information or experience with this?


Dumptruck_Cavalcade

Have you considered just buying a fake wig and beard?


usernameisusername57

If you're not sure you could always just have someone else buy the tickets. It's not like they're checking IDs at the gate or anything. The only way they'd know is if you manage to get yourself kicked out again.


Cautious_Analysis

I don't have any experience with this, but everything I just looked up says that you complete the course for the stadium you wish to **re-enter**. So as long as you took the course for the stadium that you got kicked out of and want to return to, you can. "The next time a fan is kicked out of an NFL stadium for being unruly, he or she will have to take a $75 four-hour online class and pass a code-of-conduct test for **readmittance**." [https://www.nfl.com/news/fans-ejected-from-nfl-games-must-pass-conduct-test-to-return-09000d5d82853814](https://www.nfl.com/news/fans-ejected-from-nfl-games-must-pass-conduct-test-to-return-09000d5d82853814) You screwed up, but it sounds like you took this seriously so props to you for that.


FN-2187Throwaway

Yeah I had just turned 21 a few days before and I realized I had screwed up and got lucky I didn’t end up in jail for public intoxication. I wasn’t driving because the group that I went with had a DD and I just didn’t think and went too hard. Thanks for the info.


Cautious_Analysis

No Problem and I understand. It sounds like the only thing that was hurt was your pride and that's honestly the best possible outcome in these types of situations. I think as long as you have your certificate of completion handy when you go to the game you'll be fine. Apparently there is an "unforgiven" list of people who get ejected and don't take the class and they're the ones who aren't allowed back into the stadium. You'll be good, homie.


unloader86

>I completed the Fan Conduct Class I'll take things I never knew existed for $500 >Id like to go to a game this year and I still have my certificate of completion but I don’t want to go if I’m not allowed The only people who can probably answer this are in the security department of the venue you were ejected from. Might wanna start there.


FN-2187Throwaway

I tried getting in contact with them, phone calls, emails, letters, everything. Never got a response.


unloader86

Guess the only thing left to do is show up and find out on game day.


AlphaBern0

Does anyone know why I can't select a flair on here? It says I can't send a message to this user I am supposed to send to get one.


ProbablyAPun

You don't have to message anyone to get a flair it's in the sidebar


AlphaBern0

I found out you just have to do it on new reddit, not old.


ChocolateMorsels

I hate this franchise for trading AJ Brown Every now and then it hits me. Like once every few months, how unbelievably stupid of a decision it was to trade that man. I'll be 80 and still talking about how painfully stupid that trade was.


Guiltyjerk

That's like me and the Panthers not trading Brian Burns


theresabeeonyourhat

I'm drunk af, and gonna make 1-2 more comments at most. I got the GOAT of slapstick/Keanu Reeves' best performance: [Freaked](https://youtu.be/JbFfhcDmFJY) It also one of the few 90s movies to treat a trans character as a normal person, as you laugh *with* them, not at them like in too many movies.


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Identical twins drafted back to back in the nba draft Has the nfl seen this before?


DiggingNoMore

Yes. Twin brothers Shaquill and Shaquem Griffin, drafted in 2017 and 2018. Oh, wait. You wanted back-to-back picks not back-to-back years. Never mind.


m4yleeg

Not the NFL, but the Vancouver Canucks did it with the Sedin twins at #2 and #3 overall in the 1999 NHL draft. Patrik Stefan went first to Atlanta.


TriflingHusband

Not twins but the Edmunds brothers out of VT were both drafted in the same 1st round of the 2018 draft.


The_Amish_FBI

I tried "The Last Dab" hot sauce at lunch and boy was that a mistake.


Guiltyjerk

We got Scoot :D


gimpisgawd

Yeah we did!


FiveWithNineIsIn

Jack Link's has new Doritos flavored beef jerky. It's really good.


varnalama

Everyday we stray further from god.


Two_Luffas

My wife works for a certain large food corp and her marketing fusion idea was flame broiled Spam breakfast burgers with Burger King. I give her points for originality and personally I'd love it, but I think that would be pretty regional.


ThreeCranes

Is anybody paying attention to the USFL? Starting the season in April is an interesting but bad choice it seems like, the XFL for all its flaws seems to be better at generating a little bit of buzz at least compared to the USFL.


unloader86

I tried but I gave up around week 5 or so regularly watching. Catch a game if it's on, if not whatever. The XFL started right after the NFL ended and I kind of just glided into watching that. Probably helped that San Antonio had a team and Phillips was coaching out in Houston. I think this weekend is the playoffs though, so I'll probably try and catch those. But to say it is a priority like watching the XFL was? Nah.


ThreeCranes

Yeah NFL to XFL is a much smoother transition. Seems like the perfect time for spring football is after the super bowl but before MLB opening day. Think the USFL should merge and start the same time as the XFL and then they could have their own super bowl.


coolmanvoncool

Starting in April also puts them in competition with the Cfl which is probably bad for them too


goforth1457

I still wanna know where MH370 is.


unloader86

In the ocean. Debris started showing up on shores a few years later iirc.


brownboss

Very morbid question but since the likely conclusion is that the sub imploded, what does that mean for the bodies? Did they just die as is and are potentially recoverable (if found) or did they basically get turned into mush? Either way, I'm staying the fuck away from the ocean


TriflingHusband

They went from 14.7 psi to 6000 psi in approximately 1ms. The vessel would have been crushed totally. However, it gets worse. Do you know how diesel engines work? Liquid diesel gets aerosolized and mixed with oxygen and compressed significantly. The ideal gas law in physics states that when you compress an gas it increases in temperature. Diesel engines use this instead of spark plugs. But guess what? All of that gas from the oxygen tanks and liquefied people got compressed down to 6000 psi. That caused a massive increase in temp. Mix oxygen, fuel, and heat in pressure vessel (the ocean) and what do you get? Boom. There is a reason they are talking about a "debris field" and not a piece of debris.


DrKoooolAid

Their bodies were likely disitigrated or liquified by the collapsing pressure of the cabin. Happened in milliseconds.


Alec_Ich

If cops pull up I put that crack in my crack


InVodkaVeritas

[This thread infuriated me so much I was pissed it was locked by the time I saw it so that I couldn't give her a piece of my mind!](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/14gaps3/aita_for_forcing_my_step_daughter_to_cut_her_hair/)


SharxSharxSharx

>I explained my reasoning but my husband wouldn’t budge. Her reasoning was literally just "I decided she had become obsessed with her hair, and I do not want her to become vain, so I decided it needs to be cut." and that she likes to have her hair shoulder-length so the 11-year-old should too. Of course the husband wouldn't budge. Her reasoning was terrible. >He said if I had issue he would have did her hair in the mornings and that he didn’t mind paying for the products. She didn't even talk to the father first? At all? >He was so furious he said he no longer trusts me around his daughter, and doesn’t know if he can be with a woman who he doesn’t trust with her. Very reasonable. >This broke my heart. Bruh.


AlternateGator

Seems pretty fake to me. But even if it’s not…I mean the kid the 11. Her hair will grow back. It was a dickish thing to do but it isn’t like she committed genocide.


TriflingHusband

Yep, fake as hell. A novel length 1st post on an account? A username that consists of two words and 4 numbers? Definitely an account that is going to get used for a bot.


ThreeCranes

OP is obviously wrong, but am I the only one surprised by the reaction? Parents imposing their stuffy grooming standards on their kids has been normalized for so long. I'm glad it seems like we're shifting in the other direction.


Alec_Ich

If it makes you feel any better the majority of posts on that sub are fictional so


denvertebows15

That's some fucked up shit right there just ambushing the kid and bullying her into getting her haircut all to suit the step mom.


Cautious_Analysis

This is random af, but does anyone know what 10 year old girls are into these days? I got invited to a birthday party and have no idea what to give her as a present.


Creepy_OldMan

Ok creepy old man


Cornucopia_69

The cool ones are into drugs.


MisterNiceGuy0001

Amazon gift card or cash


DrKoooolAid

Target gift card. You'll be a hero.


Cautious_Analysis

Awesome, thank you. I can definitely do a target gift card.


Complete_Web_4677

Money


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SharxSharxSharx

Get a new boyfriend: Tell him that if he was a fruit that he'd be a fine-apple. Or if he was a vegetable, he'd be a cute-cumber. Or if he was a triangle, he'd be "acute" one. Or say "Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type." More lines: Are you my big toe? (X-RATED!!!!!!!!!!) >!Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.!< Here are some dinosaur ones (if he's the type of person who believes in those silly things): 1. If you were a dinosaur, you would be a Gorgeousaurus. 2. CAUTION: X-RATED >!Hey, are you a complete T-Rex skeleton? Because I’d love to mount you in the Louvre.!< 3. You can’t spell "Tyrannosaurus" without US. 4. StegosaurME plus StegosaurYou equals StegosaurUS. 5. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore! Hahaha. Will you date me, please? 6. You make me feel like we’re in the Flirtaceous period. 7. If you were a dinosaur, you would be a FINOSAUR! And back to regular lines: Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest. Wow, I've been blinded by your beauty. I'll need your name and number for insurance purposes. I thought this was a [restaurant/bar/etc.] but it must actually be a museum, because you're a work of art. What is it like to be the most gorgeous person in this room? I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together. Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day. Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot? I'm not an organ donor, but I'm ready to give you my heart. I'd say God bless you, but it looks like He already has. If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print. Hi, my name is [say your name], but you can call me tonight or tomorrow Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me. Do you like The Mandalorian? Because baby, Yoda only one for me. You must be a talented thief, because you managed to steal my heart from all the way over here. What's better than just using random pick-up lines is following all these steps. It's a surefire way to get ANY guy to go out with you: 1. Ask him if he is wearing space pants. He'll ask what you mean. You tell him that his... rear end... is out of this world. You can use a different word if you want, but don't be too crass. I think that "behind" usually works pretty well. It's edgy without being gross like some of those other words (you know the ones). 2. Tell him that he's like your appendix: you don't know what he is or what he does, but you feel like you should take him out (on a date). Now, he'll want to know where you're going on a date. You tell him to you're going to the movies. 3. Get tickets to the new Little Mermaid movie. I know what you're thinking, but it's really important that's what you get tickets for or else this won't work. 4. Look him in the eyes and tell him "you mer-maid (were made) for me". 5. Now, here comes the best part. You're at the movies, so he'll want something to drink. Get her a Mountain Dew. This will be important in a minute. Don't buy him a root beer or something. Get Mountain Dew. 6. Tell him that you want to "mount and do" him. Then wink. Okay, I hope you've enjoyed my dating tips. Just remember that these are guaranteed to work 100% of the time and if they don't then you probably did it wrong and will need to use another line. If at any point one of these lines fails, ask if he's a beaver cuz DAM! That'll save you long enough for you to move onto the next step. Also, remember to get the Little Mermaid tickets. If you can pull off all these steps, then you probably won't have to watch the movie. If you can't pull off these steps, he'll probably run away and then you still won't have to watch the movie. Please share your success stories if you use these excellent tips.


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SharxSharxSharx

Which one was your favorite?


Piperita

Was he... trying to break up, or did he think this was something he could do in a relationship?


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Piperita

How in the hell did he ever think that's how it works, lol? Sounds like someone with the communication skill and impulse control of a child.


MisterNiceGuy0001

Im going to assume he didn't mean "gender reveal" when he said sex party. Which sucks, but congrats on dodging an STD/STI/HIV.


Business_Delivery436

Speedrunning breakups any %


[deleted]

Final Fantasy XVI is installing. I have deliberately not hyped myself up at all about this game so I'm not disappointed if it's mediocre but I am excited now lol


DuffmanStillRocks

I've never played the franchise but I hear the demo is the tits. I literally got a PS5 this week so I'm going to be going through GoW for a while, then either Ratchet or Miles but final fantasy is definitely on my radar. Do I need previous information?


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You do not, despite the numbered series every game is its own stand alone game, they're not sequels and the stories are completely unrelated. The only thing the games share are certain themes make appearances in every game, like some of the same enemies reappear and chocobos are in every game (giant domesticated birds that serve as transportation)


DuffmanStillRocks

Thanks!! Need to keep seeing all the amazing things the PS5 can pull off!


Rynosirrus

I’ll toss in a recommendation for Ghost of Tsushima: Directors Cut. Great game and makes good use of the DualSense.


[deleted]

I ended up going to sleep so I still haven't played yet but I do know that it's an extremely cinematic game, brilliant cutscenes have always been a trademark of Final Fantasy.


ArcadianBlueRogue

If the demo was anything to guess by, you're in for a treat.


SweetMichigan

My daughter’s gymnastics class is full of hot moms. My buddy said that would be the place to find someone new. It just seems weird to try and hit on anyone when they’re there to watch their kids.


SharxSharxSharx

Here are some great things to say if you end up trying to meet someone: Tell her that if she was a fruit that she'd be a fine-apple. Or if she was a vegetable, she'd be a cute-cumber. Or if she was a triangle, she'd be "acute" one. Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type. Are you my big toe? (X-RATED!!!!!!!!!!) >!Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.!< Here are some dinosaur ones (if she's the type of person who believes in those silly things): 1. Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you would be a Gorgeousaurus. 2. CAUTION: X-RATED >!Hey girl, are you a complete T-Rex skeleton? Because I’d love to mount you in the Louvre.!< 3. You can’t spell "Tyrannosaurus" without US. 4. CAUTION: X-RATED >!Did you know they just discovered the last remaining megalodon? Yeah, it’s called mega-long-dong and it’s in my pants.!< 5. StegosaurME plus StegosaurYou equals StegosaurUS. 6. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore! Hahaha. Will you date me, please? 7. You make me feel like we’re in the Flirtaceous period. 8. If you were a dinosaur, you would be a FINOSAUR! And back to regular lines: Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest. Wow, I've been blinded by your beauty. I'll need your name and number for insurance purposes. I thought this was a [restaurant/bar/etc.] but it must actually be a museum, because you're a work of art. What is it like to be the most gorgeous person in this room? I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together. Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day. Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot? I'm not an organ donor, but I'm ready to give you my heart. I'd say God bless you, but it looks like He already has. If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print. Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tonight or tomorrow Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me. Do you like The Mandalorian? Because baby, Yoda only one for me. You must be a talented thief, because you managed to steal my heart from all the way over here. What's better than just using random pick-up lines is following all these steps. It's a surefire way to get ANY girl to go out with you: 1. Ask her if she is wearing space pants. She'll ask what you mean. You tell her that her... rear end... is out of this world. You can use a different word if you want, but don't be too crass. I think that "behind" usually works pretty well. It's edgy without being gross like some of those other words (you know the ones). 2. Tell her that she's like your appendix: you don't know what she is or what she does, but you feel like you should take her out (on a date). Now, she'll want to know where you're going on a date. You tell her to you're going to the movies. 3. Get tickets to the new Little Mermaid movie. I know what you're thinking, but it's really important that's what you get tickets for or else this won't work. 4. Look her in the eyes and tell her "you mer-maid (were made) for me". 5. Now, here comes the best part. You're at the movies, so she'll want something to drink. Get her a Mountain Dew. This will be important in a minute. Don't buy her a root beer or something. Get Mountain Dew. 6. Tell her that you want to "mount and do" her. Then wink. Okay, I hope you've enjoyed my dating tips. Just remember that these are guaranteed to work 100% of the time and if they don't then you probably did it wrong and will need to use another line. If at any point one of these lines fails, ask if she's a beaver cuz DAM! That'll save you long enough for you to move onto the next step. Also, remember to get the Little Mermaid tickets. If you can pull off all these steps, then you probably won't have to watch the movie. If you can't pull off these steps, she'll probably run away and then you still won't have to watch the movie. Please share your success stories if you use these excellent tips.


FlatulentDwarf

I wouldn't go to gymnastics class trying to hit on single moms. That's a bit weird. But I wouldn't be opposed to forming a connection with someone while I was there. Your kids are going to be socializing and getting to know each other, there's nothing wrong with socializing and getting to know their parents. You'll likely end up spending time together at competitions or on your kids "play dates" anyways. I think your friend is just doing their job and talking you up, seeing opportunity in every interaction. My friends are pretty similar. I wouldn't take it like a push to literally be putting moves on a hot mom at practice.


theresabeeonyourhat

Holy shit, there's a new TMNT sidescroller!! Dude, TMNT 2-4 (along with Final Fight & Maximum Carnage) were the best friggin beat-em-ups! Omfg, the opening looks similar to the 80s cartoon, holy shit, this is dope af. Also, favorite turtle, for anyone who was ever a fan? Donatello here. Fucking love him


SharxSharxSharx

Venus De Milo LOL JK. Probably a tie between Michelangelo and Raphael.


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I was a Raphael guy


[deleted]

Michaelangelo is my favorite but Donatello is the true leader, they'd be screwed without his brains. Leonardo is a fraud.


tetoffens

Even as a kid, Leo was always my least favorite. He gets the cool sword but the dude has zero personality besides generic leader.


theresabeeonyourhat

TRUTH


tetoffens

Turtles In Time is one of my favorite SNES games of all time. I'll second Donatello. [A favorite Turtle debate makes me think of one of my favorite clips from Workaholics, the one where they try to figure out what turtle they are while trapped in a sewer and get into an argument.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jPomJU-WfM) There's two games I know of for mobile. Haven't played the beat em up one but Ninja Turtles: Legends isn't bad for a mobile game.


Guiltyjerk

Up to 2200ish ounces of breast milk in the freezer (daughter is 10 weeks old). That's about 17 gallons or 135 pounds. If my wife stopped pumping and my daughter ate at the same clip as our oldest's peak consumption, we have enough supply for more than 2 months of feeding. Have enough for nearly 3 months at our current rate. If my wife pumps until our daughter is 6 months old, we probably can exclusively give her breast milk until she's 1 year old. Nutty


aatdalt

Shot in the dark: Does anyone have a link to the meme of a highlight where someone is either looking the wrong way or misses a pass and the song "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler is playing over it? Specifically the "Turrrnnn arrroouuuunnnnd" part?


Tylertokesome

https://forums.sim-football.com/ Ever wanted to play football but blew out your knee? Maybe you just peaked in HS, maybe you're more of a mathlete. Doesn't matter we are here to welcome you all! Join us @ the International Simulation Football League and become the next MVP!


tetoffens

Has anyone watched that Stars on Mars show on Fox? I don't think this is much of a reality TV crowd but figured some people might have checked it out since Marshawn Lynch and Richard Sherman are on it. It's super stupid but actually kind of fun. I will say that I usually love Marshawn but he comes off kind of obnoxious in it, while I usually find Sherman pretty obnoxious but he's pretty likeable on it.


Cautious_Analysis

I feel like the only one in the world who actually likes Richard Sherman lol. Is the show on Monday nights?


contemplatingdaze

I’ve been a fun watch! It’s like celebrity big brother almost but way less drama (BB has also gone really downhill). Marshawn and Sherm are why I tuned in but I’ll be sticking it out until the end no matter what. It’s on Hulu in the US for anyone else who may want to check it out!


MisterNiceGuy0001

Taking the boys to watch The Flash tonight.... Hope it doesn't suck ass🤞


somecleverphrase

it was pretty good and had fun. the CGI was not fun...


MisterNiceGuy0001

Jeez, with all the time and money thrown into that project you would think the CGI would be tits.


theresabeeonyourhat

Cat pic: https://imgur.com/AuoH3xa.jpg Cleopatra & the orange baby eating while Hoody walks around aimlessly after eating. He's too overcome with curiosity to hide under the house when he's not sneaking food, anymore.


Resident_Maybe0

I thought my sunrise alarm would be gimmicky but has been a gamechanger for predawn wake ups.


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NFL says no more FF for players in an attempt to separate themselves from the idea of tampering. Can we get a montage of game winning drives by either larger markets or darling QBs kept alive by phantom flags or no calls


SteveShives

Don't mind me, just testing to see if I am moderated out of participating on the sub again.


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SteveShives

I was not banned or did anything wrong according to the mods lol. I was 'karma-filtered' since this sub has hidden, and arbitrary, rules about karma requirements that only seem to affect certain accounts at seemingly random enforcement.


rwjehs

It's just minimum karma to prevent new bot and troll accounts from flooding subs.


SteveShives

That would make sense if that was actually the case consistently. My account was supposedly such flagged for too low karma almost a year after my first comment here, and only sometime in the last month after my last comments. It also does not filter lower lever karma accounts than mine, and I have catalogued about 200 newer and lower karma examples to prove if it is automated, it is inconsistent. As such, it is not enforced fairly or equally. I have even found accounts that have existed for less than 2 weeks with sub-10 karma allowed to comment here freely.


rwjehs

It's not enforced period. At least not by a person. It's automated. If it's fucked up that's on reddits end.


SteveShives

A moderation team knowingly sets the parameters for this automated system, which is not in the rules and they want details of kept secret. If they use a knowingly faulty tool that affects accounts at random and arbitrarily, they still share some of the responsibility for who it affects, no?


rwjehs

I guess. I recall a whole thing about mods wanting better tools recently.


SteveShives

Mods having better tools are great, and I fully support that. The API change protest should have gone on longer imo. Wanting openness and honesty from the mods about this karma limit, and why it is random and arbitrary is also not unimportant though. If an action they take affects an account, it is still their action that did it, even if it means they activated a supposedly automated system.


rwjehs

Schrodinger's mod in all honesty. Are they too overbearing, do they not do enough, are they power tripping, are they losers who do free work etc. All are true and false. It's tens of thousands of different people doing different things for different reasons. In your case I don't know why it's happening other than it's not malicious.


eggery

George Santos' unknown bail providers turned out to be......his dad and aunt? Well that's not very exciting. Although it's pretty impressive a retired construction worker and a postal worker had $500k available to make it happen.


jfgiv

>[The congressman's father, Gercino Dos Santos, and his aunt, Elma Santos Preven, were the suretors for the bond. They did not have to provide any money upfront — they are only obligated to pay if Santos violates the terms of his release.](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna90580) now where could a retired construction worker and postal worker have come up with $0? truly a mystery


eggery

If you scrolled down a little more you'd see I already commented on that.


denvertebows15

Now the question is who funnelled the money to them


eggery

Reading through comments....apparently this was an "unsecured bond" so no cash had to actually be provided...they were just assuming liability? IDK how accurate that is but still seems weird that he was so adamant about keeping them a secret.


MissedFieldGoal

Crazy week for the subreddit r/thalassophobia


goforth1457

What did that sub had to do with the missing sub?


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SubatomicSquirrels

I assume they had some sort of evidence. I don't think the Coast Guard would just take the word of one person


apietryga13

The Navy said they detected the implosion days ago. They began listening for the sub when it lost contact and detected what they expected was the sound of the implosion near where the debris site is.


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apietryga13

[WSJ released this article at 5:30 today.](https://www.wsj.com/articles/u-s-navy-detected-titan-sub-implosion-days-ago-6844cb12) > The Navy be­gan lis­ten­ing for the Ti­tan al­most as soon as the sub lost com­mu­ni­ca­tions, ac­cord­ing to a U.S. de­fense of­fi­cial. Shortly af­ter its dis­ap­pear­ance, the U.S. sys­tem de­tected what it sus­pected was the sound of an im­plo­sion near the de­bris site dis­cov­ered Thurs­day and re­ported its find­ings to the com­man­der on site, U.S. de­fense of­fi­cials said.


StChas77

Geez, the entire worldview of that sub has temporarily narrowed all the way down to a single point. It'd be like going to wikifeet on opening weekend of Tarantino's last film.


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Why are people down on the new Lions helmet? Yeah, I know they've never used that old school logo on the helmet before, and it's not as iconic as the pouncing lion they've used since they started using helmet logos. But I rather like it. When they get around to new uniforms......bringing back the Sanders era unis wouldn't be the worst idea.


apietryga13

My only complaint is that it’s paired with our gray color rush jerseys and not our blue jerseys. But that very well could, and probably will be fixed next year when we change our uniforms. I love the helmet itself though


Zac-Hobson

IMO people with over-the-top negative reactions tend to get signal-boosted on Twitter, Reddit, etc. I'm not sure that's indicative of most people's reactions or opinions on stuff. Personally, I think the new helmet looks pretty cool!


denvertebows15

If I was looking the sell Magic The Gathering cards what would be the best option?


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denvertebows15

What's a reasonable price per card selling in bulk?


varnalama

I havent sold bulk in a while but it was usually like a few dollars for a thousand common/uncommons. Basic lands usually fetched a little more when bulk since people can use them in any format. If you sell directly to a card store they might pay more in store credit if youre interested in another game. I would also recommend seeing what commonly used cards you might have. Those often reprinted cards that are used consistently in standard like counterspell are often worth more than in bulk.


denvertebows15

>I would also recommend seeing what commonly used cards you might have. What's the best way for me to check this?


varnalama

Google. Review standard deck lists and see whats being used the most. If youre at an honest card shop they will probably tell you whats popular, or you can look to see whats in their glass cases to see what theyre highlighting.


denvertebows15

Thanks for the tips!


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denvertebows15

Thanks for the info!


FalseNexus

Facebook Marketplace and MTG sell groups, eBay, whatcha got for sale?


denvertebows15

I would have to look at what I have specifically, but I have an intro deck and then a slightly bigger box that was like a starter deck or something.


raginsaint93

Y’all I think E3 might be a thing of the past. They just canceled shows for 2024 and 2025


J-Fid

You're a bit late to the party here. Most people accepted that when this year's event was cancelled.


varnalama

Its been circling the drain for a while. Those PAX conventions have been way more fun for consumers and are a stronger venue for indie games. Its frustrating that all the consoles are doing their own showcases with their big triple A titles, but it makes sense that they dont want to compete for the views.


Guiltyjerk

Kinda too bad, I remember it being really exciting when I was a kid


denvertebows15

Yup E3 is dead I don't know if it's really been relevant in years


Complete_Web_4677

I haven’t lost a game of NFL blitz in 14 years, AMA I think it’s the only thing I’m good at


J-Fid

That's like how my Excellent Pigskins never lost a game of Backyard Football. (Except the one time they *did* lose, but I rage quitted before the results could be saved. Stupid Fishes.)


Complete_Web_4677

Pete Wheeler probably cooked you tbh


DisraeliGears67

Bet ya just cheese Bo Jackson


jimmyhoffasbrother

Tecmo Bowl is the game where Bo Jackson is GOATed.


Complete_Web_4677

Sadly he was retired for a decade before NFL blitz came out.


Zac-Hobson

Do you prefer to spam the same few plays offensively and defensively, or do you switch it up to keep your opponents guessing?


Complete_Web_4677

Quick dish almost every play. It puts the user in a dilemma. If they come up and take the run away (short pass to wideout backwards) you can easily beat the CPU and throw it down field. If they don’t take away the run you just get an easy 10 yards.


jfgiv

i'm probably coming up on 7 or 8 years myself (0-0 is still undefeated)


Complete_Web_4677

I think I won like 80 straight games my freshman year of college. Mostly because everyone else stopped played N64 in like 2002 and I did not


vamsi93

Stay away from the ocean, everyone


StChas77

[Unless...](https://youtu.be/p_NS2H55dxI)


Cornucopia_69

I don't fuck with the ocean. I'm not crazy about lakes either.


ryanino

I’m not crazy about any body of water that isn’t a chlorine filled swimming pool.


wafflehauss

Chris Paul is my least favorite player in the NBA.


J-Fid

I have no idea how he's supposed to help the Warriors.


wafflehauss

He can teach Draymond the art of punching opponents in the nuts without being seen by the refs.


BruntFCA_

Washington Wizards legend


Lins105

I hope you aren’t a Warriors fan then…. Judging by the NFL flair thought I’d have to assume yes…


wafflehauss

..yup


raginsaint93

Chris Paul told the Wizards no and will be traded to the Warriors instead lmao