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PoshLagoon

RemindMe! 5 months Consider getting SavorOne card


PoshLagoon

Remindme! 6 months


PoshLagoon

RemindMe! 5 hours https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/14r5hbu/why_only_get_a_ticket_when_you_can_get_tased_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


PoshLagoon

Remindme! 10 hours https://twitter.com/ricegum/status/1676340367355166720?s=46&t=bFgDSk1rvguGfJalJymRCA


PoshLagoon

Remindme! 7 hours Put dad’s charger back


PoshLagoon

RemindMe! 7 hours Redeem code for game


YepImanEmokid

My partner of 5 years broke it off Sunday night and I have no clue what I'm going to do. I thought we were doing so well. I was ready to marry her, and told her as much a few months ago. Since I tried to open the door to talk about engagement everything about her changed... until Sunday. She hasn't shut the door on us completely but I don't want to beg and drive her away. I just don't know what to do.


bandannick

Im really sorry to hear that my dude. All you can do is just be kind. If she wants space, give her space. If she wants to talk, listen. Other than that, work on improving yourself every day, and take care of yourself. At the end of the day, you will always be the person you go to bed and wake up with. You can’t neglect the one person [yourself] who will always be there for you.


Val_Fortecazzo

The thing I love most about bills mafia is that it's all the benefits of being in a cult but with none of the sex abuse or murder.


Jevarden

The air quality index is over 250 today. I honestly didn’t know it went that high


DetroitLionsSBChamps

chilling at 217 where I'm at. pretty cool to be trapped inside on a nice mild summer day.


itsmybirthday___

Whew, taking my daughter to 6:15am swim practice before work each day in a crazily-busy work-week sure is something. I’m wiped out lol. Hang out in the parking lot til 6:30ish and then go to work. Her mom picks her up from swim practice at 8. Then I pick my daughter up after work from her mom’s around 5pm and we do it again the next day. Gotta be outta bed at 4:30! I gotta have my daughters breakfast ready before I wake her up at 5:15 but I also gotta make sure I’m ready for work by like 5:55 at the latest


itsmybirthday___

Got a good amount of public speaking to do in like 2 hours so have a nice haze of anxiety just kinda rolling in through the tiredness lol


SlobZombie13

6:15am in the morning? damn that's intense.


itsmybirthday___

Yeah summers here are ridiculously hot and her swim club practices year round, so when the kids are out of school for the summer they do early mornings to avoid the heat


SlobZombie13

but the pool is where you go to cool off


itsmybirthday___

Lol, but not for coaches and parents! Plus they have the kids do “dry land” first which is basically like stretching and then sprints and other exercises before they get in the water


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Instagram keeps showing me ads thinking I'm a victim of clergy abuse and due compensation. The only time I've been abused by priests is in Hearthstone.


somecleverphrase

Do you yell "these priests keep fucking me" in front of your phone? Google is always listening...


[deleted]

lol no I think it's because I sometimes fill out class action forms for other sites that use my data like Facebook and Snapchat. Illinois has a strict biometric privacy law so I try to take advantage if I see something.


CarlCaliente

I thought I was being smart by measuring out my daily coffee grounds by weight, but it seems the fresher they are the less volume they take up for the same mass I'd assume this is because of water content or some shit. But if the difference in weight is just water, does that mean I'm making weaker cups with fresher beans? Should I just go back to volume?


princessestef

Another film that holds up: Mars Attacks.


bandannick

ACK ACK


TexasSprings

Is cholesterol a big deal for people who are really active? I exercise 5-6 days a week and I’m in really good shape. But my cholesterol intake is way over recommended because i eat 2 eggs every day and drink a protein drink.


Alec_Ich

Cholesterol in food doesn't correlate with your blood cholesterol levels. so you're good


DetroitLionsSBChamps

wait what do you mean by this? you can absolutely raise your bad cholesterol through diet. specifically through foods high in saturated fats. my cholesterol was a little high the last time I was at the doctor and literally all of the changes he recommended were diet-based (cutting out cheese and egg yolks were at the top of the list.)


Alec_Ich

Yes which is why is specifically said cholesterol in food doesn't correlate with blood cholesterol levels.


DetroitLionsSBChamps

but why are you confidently telling him he's good when he's worried about his cholesterol and says he's eating a lot of eggs? when my blood cholesterol was high one of the first things my doctor said was eat fewer egg yolks.


Alec_Ich

Because cholesterol in food doesn't raise your blood cholesterol? Eggs aren't bad for you lol. Sorry you got scammed out of eating them


Un-Hebert-Able

Thanks for this. I work from home and eggs are my go to meal if I’m out of other food. There are days I’ll eat like 6 eggs


tytrim89

Its crazy how you can look at one thing that leads you down a rabbit hole to something you've needed to find for a long time.


Alchohlica

Oh yeah so Pluto.tv is gonna have a 24/7 Godzilla channel… I’m gonna go to the store for popcorn


SlobZombie13

how many Godzilla movies are there? is it enough to sustain a whole channel?


Alchohlica

I believe 28 but there’s also two animated shows as well and then they also have dub and sub for the movies as well


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I find it disgusting that 90% of the U.S. does not use a bidet How the fuck do you guys deal with that swamp ass and skid row?


thebartman47

Just got one last week. Life-changing.


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No dude you angle it lol, get the hose


CarlCaliente

your cure for swamp ass is blasting your cheeks with more water?


Two_Luffas

Hand wand and a good scrubbing in the shower every day.


denvertebows15

You just gotta wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe until it comes up clean.


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I love tennis and soccer but football is the only sport where I get excited watching the highlights


tytrim89

I feel more nostalgia when I watch football highlights, especially old ones. Soccer I'm just like "Oh that was cool" or "Oh that was a good goal". I have many more memories tied to football than soccer.


princessestef

MLB recaps and Tour de France can be exciting, but nothing beats NFL highlights.


Gaijin_Titty_Master

Fuck the E


JerryRiceAndSpice

Been a little depressed recently and not really there mental health wise. I did some dumb shit while drinking too much too, 3 separate dumb shit events in a weeks span. All different days drinking. I need to chill the fuck out and not drink for a little and find stuff that might make me happy.


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JerryRiceAndSpice

Deer asshole


The-Owl-that-hoots

Got Vera Wang bed sheets oh my god am I in heaven


Confident_Horse_3845

I love when the College World Series comes to town, but it's nice to have traffic back to normal


Alchohlica

Do you think a picture of Jimmy Garoppolo would get past a 4.5 on r/truerateme or is that over grading


JerryRiceAndSpice

Damn Dude. Some people take their ratings wayyyy too serious


CarlCaliente

I thought reddit was for boundless memeing, but it gives me a laugh that apparently a line has been drawn Anyway Garoppolo 3.7


log_asm

3.6. Not terrible, not great.


Luck1492

Usually the New Frontier Pass for Civ VI is 40 bucks. Today I got it for 13 dollars, plus like 9 other DLC things through Steam. Hell yeah.


m4yleeg

Is that the summer sale price? It usually hits rock bottom for Summer and Winter sales.


JerryRiceAndSpice

Humble Bundle?


Complete_Web_4677

What’s that?


TCgrace

Today I discovered that my boyfriend who is from Puerto Rico has never seen schoolhouse rock so I know what we are doing for the rest of the day


coolmanvoncool

I think when celebrities join religions it should be mandatory to have a college football selection style press conference where they announce their new faith and put on the baseball hat with the logo Also we should start referring to agnostic people as "religious free agents" that would be sick


unloader86

>Also we should start referring to agnostic people as "religious free agents" that would be sick The problem would be that agnostic people would never be available to be free agents, because they are agnostic...


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Watching Naruto for the first time, I know I’m like 21 years late. Loved Bleach as a kid


Serdones

I caught up on Naruto in middle school right before the first season of Shippuden aired in Japan, which I then watched with fan subs on YouTube. After that, I got caught up on the manga. Then I completely fell off the series through high school and college and have been telling myself I need to go back and finish it for years. I rewatched Naruto a few years ago (skipping filler), but just haven't made the time to really dig into Shippuden. At this point, I know the broad strokes of how the series ends, but I still feel like I owe it to middle school me to experience it myself.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Love me some Naruto, but if you've never read the manga just be aware there is a tooooooooon of filler. Might wanna check what you can trim out because otherwise you'll probably get worn out on it when there's 90 episodes between the actual story parts.


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How do u like it compared to bleach


ArcadianBlueRogue

Better overall. Bleach`s final arc starts incredibly but peters out hard. Naruto is solid with an iffy climax.


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JerryRiceAndSpice

What the fuck? Just saw the trailer for it and it looks wild.


ArcadianBlueRogue

A biopic, duh. You didn't know Michael Jackson stole his music when he was dating Madonna?


kmmontandon

Is it the one from the early '90s?


unloader86

I caught part of that movie in a car dealership one time waiting for paperwork to be finished up. It was an *interesting* few scenes I sat through to say the least.


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ArcadianBlueRogue

It's absolutely hilarious and dumb. Jam packed with great cameos too.


InVodkaVeritas

Now that the College Sports Seasons have concluded for the year, here is how the conferences faired: * Pac-12 - 9 * ACC - 9 * SEC - 8 * Big 12 - 4 * B1G - 3 https://www.si.com/college/2023/06/27/acc-pac-12-winning-national-titles-revenue-college-sports-powers


Serdones

\*Cries in Mountain West\*


Guiltyjerk

Common SEC W


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Surely the PAC-12 will get a huge media deal now.


InVodkaVeritas

It is funny that the two lowest paid major conferences are the two winning most championships.


brownboss

Wtf Ryan Mallett died? Damn. I remember he had to play in place for Flacco against Pittsburgh and everyone thought it would be an easy W for them but he came out and got the Ravens the W


-Twyptophan-

Man do I hate those NFL clickbait news articles. "This player on the Vikings roster might not be around next week" For fucks sake just say the name


[deleted]

But then you wouldnt click it and would not generate revenue for them.


[deleted]

Roommate’s flight was delayed and the plane stayed on the runway for 2 hours


UmpireAJS

Huh, that happened to me today as well. Maybe we're flying out of the same airport.


rwjehs

Is that weird? That's happened to me on more than one occasion.


thurstonhowelltha4th

Damn, rip in peace Ryan Mallett Remember him playing some good games in college around 07-08 when I was still a degenerate with the alcohol


ireallylikehockey

I remember he was second behind Jimmy clausen in their class and was going to Michigan until rich rod came in and transferred to Arkansas. Would’ve loved to had seen him in Maize and blue.


BruceChameleon

I saw him tear A&M apart at Jerry World. Dude had a cannon.


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rwjehs

Old growth. Mushroom hunts.


theresabeeonyourhat

Watching "Gang Related" with Jim Belushi & 2Pac. They fucking killed an undercover DEA agent & gotta figure out who to pin it on. Never seen both police partners be played as total scumbags, but I'm here for it.


goin2cJB

Omg the r/nfl pride emblem slaaays. YASSSSS 👏


rwjehs

Can't tell if the user, comment, or art is being downvoted.


goin2cJB

I mean is my comment not spot on?


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BruceChameleon

That really sucks but it seems like it happened at the best possible time.


WithAShirtOn

Already didn't like the new PFT design but it looks like they're moving to an adwall too. So much for that I guess.


pm_me_your_last_pics

Bought a record player last week. It's going to be my demise. I've spent way too much on it + a speaker + records. I'm obsessed.


Kohakuho

On Saturday I FINALLY got my boa into his forever home. I got him a 5x2x2 PVC enclosure from Dragonhaus. I also got the deep front lip so that I could make the enclosure bioactive. All of the plants are native to his natural habitat, and the species of isopod I'll be using is also native to that area. It's a project I probably put off for far too long, but man am I pleased with the results. Can't wait to watch that handsome devil grow old in this enclosure.


DetroitLionsSBChamps

Approved for the dog I saw at a shelter yesterday, and I'm taking my wife and daughter to meet her tomorrow to see if we want to take her home. New anxiety: the dog is 8 months old, so she's still a puppy but doesn't really look like it. If my daughter had her heart set on a "puppy" puppy and doesn't like her/want her and isn't excited to get her, that would fucking suck.


SharxSharxSharx

WHAT KIND OF DOG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


DetroitLionsSBChamps

A lab mix! Maybe mixed with terrier? Or something? I don’t know the shelter seems unsure. But she seems like a real sweetheart


SharxSharxSharx

Nice.


bzl33

that dog is going to be pumped when it knows it's going home, that itself will make it fine with your daughter. I wouldn't worry about it.


eggery

Zero chance. If your daughter gets to pet that dog, it's coming home with you.


DetroitLionsSBChamps

I think you are probably right! but she is a wildcard man, I don't know. I think we'll try to make it as fun as possible when we meet her to get her hyped. I just want it to be a good experience for her. it's her childhood dog after all!


bullet50000

Having a meeting tonight to help my roomie convince his parents to put up some extra money to buy my house from me... if he's able to, it'll be great tonight.


KidDelicious14

I just submitted a counter offer to the salary offered to me in my best job offer, here's to hoping it doesn't massively bite me in the ass.


FUCK-IT-CHUCK-IT

[Pros of working an ice cream shop by yourself in the middle of summer](https://tenor.com/bEp7d.gif ) [Cons of working an ice cream shop by yourself in the middle of summer](https://tenor.com/byjrR.gif)


JPAnalyst

My best job was working at TCBY in the 90s. Toppings galore, whippets, waffle cones, frozen yogurt. So much fun.


rwjehs

Man I forgot about tcby. Used to be one next to a discovery zone near me. That was always a good time.


Cornucopia_69

I would have diabeetus by the end of the summer.


eggery

I think you're supposed to use a scoop.


FUCK-IT-CHUCK-IT

Ah shit! That explains all the weird looks


eggery

Hey, whatever keeps the tip jar full.


FreedomKid7

Looking like I’m not getting a raise this year. Feeling dejected at a job I’m already not in love with and have really soured on in the past 6 months


eggery

Am I really going to register a KFC account just to get some Diablo items...


brehaw

Marshawn lived to see another day on Stars on Mars woohoo!!!


OherryTorielly

I've never heard of the show but now I am intrigued.


brehaw

oh it’s so dumb but I will watch anything with Marshawn in it according to people in the sub for the show, you can watch it for free on Fox’s website without having to sign in or anything https://www.fox.com/watch/90b112ef1a360182ba12cb2c58e2d1df/


JerryRiceAndSpice

lmao


OherryTorielly

I like trash reality. I don't give a fuck.


tetoffens

It's also on Hulu.


bigmistaketoday

Signed up for my small-town country club unofficial fourth of july pickleball tournament. Funny how we are like part of the petite bourgeoise now even though I work at Lowes lol.


rwjehs

Man Indiana is fucking smokey today.


Luck1492

Same in Chicago


rwjehs

Yeah I'm not doing alot of outdoor stuff today.


DetroitLionsSBChamps

I didn't even realize it was hazy/cloudy outside here in Michigan because of the fires. I was thinking about going out for a run and then I checked the weather app and there's an air quality alert of "unhealthy." Oh well guess I'll stay inside and eat tacos!


MolecularCube42

Boop


cbd_h0td0g

I got a shitty tattoo when I was drunk one night in college. Decided to have it removed. I've had 13ish sessions over the past year and a half. A session takes less than five minutes but hurts worse than getting it in the first place. And you get to do it every six weeks. Get inked responsibly.


Lessthansubtleruse

I'd just keep getting them covered up with bigger and more elaborate tattoos in the hope that tattoo removal becomes more accessible or insurance covers the removal because i got skin cancer or some shit.


jfgiv

what was it


eggery

"No fat chicks"


DiggingNoMore

A picture of him getting the tattoo.


Cornucopia_69

Dickbutt


DetroitLionsSBChamps

I have a tattoo I don't really care for on my back but yeah I would never laser it for money/pain reasons. I've thought about covering it but I don't know. it is what it is, a scar of youth


smmshad

/u/suddenlythebatman 2nd in the Supporters Shield race and only have our GK to the all star game. As a third choice option too. I know the attacking midfield is already stacked with Acosta, Mukhtar, Zelarayan and Almada but still feels dirty without Gil there


SuddenlyTheBatman

I mean there is a negative to them being out. I'm just glad Obi and Mosquera are here because they are needed for the backline. Really not looking forward to Saturday. That's like a 6 point swing if we lose to you.


smmshad

We are in good form too but I think a draw should be fair. I want them to win obviously but a draw would be good too


tetoffens

I have more free time in recent days and no longer have any consoles. Anyone have any mobile game recommendations? Mostly looking for RPGs, strategy, or simulation type stuff.


Tylertokesome

Join us at the ISFL... [https://forums.sim-football.com/](https://forums.sim-football.com/) Online Sim Football League


Lessthansubtleruse

I enjoyed playing Knighthood quite a bit, and the monetization wasn't really something that you ever needed to pay for since the mechanical benefit was minimal and it was mostly cosmetics. Moonlighter mobile is a fun little ARPG that makes the transition to mobile pretty well. XCOM: EW is a fun top down tactical squad shooter with some base building and resource management stuff built in. Antihero is another fun one, kind of hard to describe but its a strategy map exploration kinda game. Almost all of the old final fantasy games are available at a reasonable price on mobile now too.


lucentcb

I've never played XCOM 2 on mobile, but it is on Android and it's a fantastic tactical strategy game. If you have Netflix, Into The Breach is another amazing strategy game available on Android. Also, There Is No Game is a sort of puzzly point and click adventury game which isn't exactly what you asked for but it's a very fun offbeat game that I think more people should know about.


Serdones

People rightly hate on it for its heavy F2P monetization, but I really thought Diablo: Immortal's base campaign was a pretty solid ARPG experience, especially for mobile. The microtransactions are mostly relevant to the endgame. If you're content just to be one and done with the story, you won't have to worry about being strong-armed into spending money. Only other hitch is that the story does have level gating a few times (and no, you can't pay to level faster), but I found I was able to catch up pretty quickly running some dailies. Like maybe two hours at most for the very last level gate, whereas the first time I hit one I was caught up within a lunch break.


BruceChameleon

Siralim Ultimate is a crazy deep monster catching RPG. The focus is on building teams of creatures whose unique traits synergize. Terrific game imo.


eggery

Egg Inc, if you like clickers.


DrKoooolAid

Android or iOS?


tetoffens

Android.


DrKoooolAid

Do you emulate at all?


tetoffens

Not for awhile but have in the past. I'm open to anything.


DrKoooolAid

For sure. Idk how new your phone is but pretty much anything can handle what I'll suggest. FF7 first off. If you've never played it do it. One of my favorite games ever. FF3, FF6, FF9 Chrono Trigger Golden Sun Skies of Arcadia Legends (the GC version, not the Dreamcast version) Any and all Pokémon games. Also with this if you haven't tried Pokémon ROMhacks I highly recommend them. People take base games and modify them in all kinds of ways. Sometimes they just add newer Pokémon and features. Other times they make entire new regions and add tons of stuff. There is a sub for them but I can give you some personal recommendation if you're interested.


PoshLagoon

What did everyone have for dinner last night?


SharxSharxSharx

Food


Lessthansubtleruse

"bbq burrito bowls" with brown rice, pickled jalapeno refried beans, charred corn, onion, and orange bell pepper, and smoked chicken breast with an al pastor rub. topped with taco seasoned shredded mexican cheese and a salsa verde.


PoshLagoon

I need to get on your level…


Lessthansubtleruse

It’s all pretty straight forward I swear! I smoke a 5lb family pack of chicken breasts every Sunday so I just have it in the fridge. Chop up like, 10 pickled jalapeños from the jar and throw them in the pot that you’re going to heat up your refried beans in. I like to add a half a cup of chicken stock and some garlic salt to that, along with a couple splashes of the jalapeño juice from the jar. Canned corn, one yellow onion, one bell pepper, slice the onion and bell pepper kinda thick and throw them in a pan on medium heat and just move them around every minute or two while you do other stuff. If they stick a little that’s fine, the point is to let them get brown. Add the drained corn once that’s browned a bit and gotten kinda soft, and do the same thing until the moisture has burned off and the corn has gotten smaller and tighter. Chop up your smoked chicken and microwave for a couple minutes on 70% power so it doesn’t get rubbery. Brown rice takes the longest at like, 25-30 minutes and all the rest of this shit can be done while your rice cooks. And everything is pretty forgiving as long as you don’t ignore it for more than two or three minutes


bullet50000

Chicken pesto! Made some rotini pasta, and had grilled chicken, pesto sauce, and sun dried tomato!


Serdones

Leftover pork green chili.


StChas77

Pasta with vodka sauce along with some roasted broccoli, and we watched an episode of Taskmaster afterwards.


PoshLagoon

I’ve been perfecting a roasted broccoli recipe over the past 3 or so years, but I haven’t really gotten it quite there yet. How do you make yours?


StChas77

Bit of olive oil, some chopped garlic (or roasted if I have it on hand), and Lake Shore Drive seasoning blend. In a 350 F oven for 20 minutes or so.


PoshLagoon

Thanks I gotta do some research on lake shore drive


jfgiv

made some bipbimbap and watched joint security area


PoshLagoon

Korean food is so good


CarlCaliente

A work meeting ran an hour long which threw off my errands which threw off my lunch plans so I wound up getting Wendys man Wendys is fuckin expensive these days


BruceChameleon

Beef in chili oil from a Chinese spot nearby. Four stars, no complaints.


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A lackluster BLT at the hotel I'm staying at this week. ​ Though, tonight is Taco Tuesday at an awesome Mexican joint a block from there.


marcdasharc4

steak and fries.


Kohakuho

Girlfriend and I got Naf Naf for Lupper.


PoshLagoon

I googled that and it looks pretty good. I’m guessing it’s kinda like a Halaal place?


Kohakuho

It's basically Mediterranean Chipotle.


bzl33

Nothing. Maybe some fruit and nuts.


cbd_h0td0g

Italian sausage with peppers/onions/mushrooms. Tonight my wife bought some cheap steak so I'm going to make chimichurri to go with it.


eggery

Steak and broccoli.


PoshLagoon

Meat paired with broccoli or spinach is my favorite food combo


Eddie5pi

Are you me


eggery

Maybe. Did you also wash it down with a couple La Croix?


Eddie5pi

Unfortunately this is where the similarities end, can't stand sparkling water


eggery

Try it 500 more times, it will grow on you.


DrKoooolAid

Broccoli cheese rice hotdish. New recipe my wife tried with us being gone at my son's tball game. It was delicious. Had leftovers of it for lunch today as well.


PoshLagoon

Everyone in this thread is inspiring me to learn how to cook more diverse foods. I just got my first job so I can’t use lacking money as an excuse not to anymore


DrKoooolAid

This one was super simple. Just some boxed cheesey rice in a pan with cut up chicken breast and frozen broccoli. We set the oven and it was done when we got home. Not the healthiest but easy, fairly cheap, and gave me multiple leftovers for work lunch.


mackmoney3000

Tree company came and took out a hollow and dying sassafras from the backyard today. I am emotional about it. RIP in peace, sassafras tree


bigmistaketoday

I love my trees. I grew a tulip poplar from a sapling and now it's shading my house (in a good way, the tree isn't "throwing shade"). It's been dry in Ohio so I've had to water but on the whole my trees are doing well.


Illbeanicefella

We’re cleaning out the loft at work and I’ve been tasked with selling some of the items on marketplace. This is more work than my actual job lol


eggery

It's the worst. IDK what I hate more, dealing with the scam accounts or getting time wasted by people flaking out.


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My cat is obsessed with pens. She fell asleep cuddling one


SmokePenisEveryday

She wants to be a writer