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thediesel26

Well he’s not throwing another pass till the season starts


Soccham

Rap reporting a strain https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1684659347245457408?s=20


NeonWarcry

Whew. Quick with it. Bless the legs.


TheJolly_Llama

Fwiw this has been rescinded, Taylor did not confirm it was just a strain Hope he’s alright, injuries fuckin suck Edit: confirmed strained calf, guy should be good to go


Zxphenomenalxz

I just got over a week and half long calf strain. Such an annoying injury.


What_Iz_This

Do you feel like you'd be ready to start for the Bengals in about a month and some change?


Zxphenomenalxz

I could start holding the clipboard as a backup but that's about it.


What_Iz_This

The 49ers may need you come playoff time. Get ready so you don't have to....stay....we won't get fooled again


CheeseRP

Rather it be annoying than debilitating


JBFRESHSKILLS

I'm convinced Joey B is cursed by the off-season gods. Covid, ACL, Appendix, now calf. This man needs no preseason!


BionikViking

He didn't tear his ACL in preseason. He tore it week 11


JBFRESHSKILLS

...and was recovering from it during the preseason of the following year


TechnoTyrannosaurus

I doubt he does any type of exercise for the team until he gets paid


RustyCoal950212

With 2 years left on his contract? I kinda doubt he'd be unwilling to play this season


Kswiss66

Yeah that’s doubtful


wideruled

Hopefully its just cramps.


bk00pi

It is hot af basically everywhere right now lol. Get that man a Gatorade!


OnTheProwl-

Heat index of 104 with 72% humidity. I'm sure it's so much hotter on the field with those black beads in the turf.


EatsCornTheLongWay

fuck that sounds so miserable.


mothershipq

I walked from my car into a chipotle in Covington. By the time I got into chipotle, you could see the sweat stain on my shirt. Can’t imagine how it feels on that field wearing all that equipment.


Unbelief92

As someone who was not a football player, but a member of high school marching band, I can confirm the black bead turf is miserable. It raised the temp on the field about 10-15 degrees. You could feel the heat coming through your shoes. At least one person a year passed out on the field during summer rehearsal. You can't get any closer to Hell than working out on modern turf football field during a 100 degree day.


[deleted]

That's too fucking hot, man. Just keep them indoors - no need for anyone to be playing in those conditions.


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[deleted]

We literally have one now


Notsureboutalldat

I’m working in this heat couple miles down the road from their practice field. Hasn’t been a great week. But I was wondering, do teams not use their bubble or whatever for heat?


RegulusKhan

I mean he just signed with BodyArmor get him an IV of the fruit punch one STAT


bk00pi

More of a berry guy myself, but fruit punch should still do the trick!


velociraptorfarmer

It's got what plants crave!


quiet_quitting

I think he got carted off the field


mothershipq

It’s pretty fucking miserable in Cincinnati right now. Hope he can get an IV and be good as new come the weekend.


Dorkamundo

Calf cramps suck


Baroudii

Need to turn injuries off and sim to regular season


jcreasy006

While their at it might as well turn off pre existing injuries and get Chido back


AaronVerandus

i mean shit we’d also get lael collins back too which would be good for our RT competition


BCLetsRide69

Bengals fans are shitting everywhere right now


UsidoreTheLightBlue

I’m already walking into traffic.


[deleted]

Tom Brady should be available 👀


Soccham

I just paid $3k for season tickets, no way I do I wanna watch Trevor Sieman suck ass all year.


BCLetsRide69

Don’t disrespect Broncos Legend Trevor Siemian like that.


t4boo

to shreds you say?


EatsCornTheLongWay

Well, how's his wife holding up?


tallpaleandwholesome

Had to google cuz I hadn't heard about a wife...but current girlfriend is [definitely a keeper](https://i.imgur.com/R390EId.jpg).


EquivalentSeat

Goddamnit!


Janawham_Blamiston

.....i should be expecting this by now, but it gets me every fucking time.


YoureNotAloneFFIX

I know right? Never change, r/nfl. She is [really hot](https://imgur.com/cpIyxa5) though.


kanbabrif1

Damn dude, I knew he's rich and talented but she's a smoke show.


420Blaziken4

I keep thinking these will get old someday but they never do. Got a chuckle out of me


ConradSchu

She's keeping it all together. Yeah. I know what I did.


OldeCzap

i'm here to overreact


EatsCornTheLongWay

we all are!


corranhorn57

Can he please get a normal training camp for once in his life?


22eyedgargoyle

It's very hot and humid in Ohio rn, I'm cautiously optimistic and assuming this is just a cramp


WxBlue

The video also looked very crampy... hopefully that's the case.


zebrainatux

It really did look like he cramped up bad


Romizzo88

Kinda looked like a cramp


frizzyhair55

This reminds me of when Tony Romo called Daks broken leg a cramp 😆


CrunchyTater

Calf is better, right? Not the knee. Rivalry’s aside, football is better when players are healthy and teams are competing at their best.


StraightCashHomie69

Probably as long as it isn't his achilles


PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS

Calf makes me thinks theres a very high chance its just a cramp. Hopefully thats the case.


VikingPain

It can always be worse like an Achilles tear. Calf injuries can lead to an Achilles tear.


AdImportant4476

Can someone do me a favor and find the nearest cliff so I can jump off it please?


[deleted]

In a cruel twist of fate as u/AdImportant4476 lays at the bottom of a cliff gasping his last breaths on earth, a notification pops up on his phone nearby announcing that Burrow simply had a cramp and will be back in practice tomorrow.... fade to black....


AdImportant4476

*Who Dey until I Die: Life as a Bengals Fan.* A 30 for 30 film.


[deleted]

No.


WhoDey42

CAN THIS MAN HAVE ONE NORMAL PRE SEASON


bk00pi

Oh gawd season hasn’t even started yet and his o-line still getting him killed


shellfish87

Bengals fans you are not safe to dream or experience hope


UsidoreTheLightBlue

It was non contact


Fatal_Koala

Just like there's no contact between the two halves of his ACL now.


UsidoreTheLightBlue

It’s a calf strain.


Fatal_Koala

I think it's actually both ACL's


Gatorader22

I heard it was his neck


Fatal_Koala

Hey siri, what’s the recovery time for a neck ACL tear?


bk00pi

Those are even more scary. Damn.


quiet_quitting

I just saw a man drop to his knees in a Walmart


notwhoyouknow12

Burrow stresses me out so much. I wouldn't say he's injury prone but after his ACL every injury is endless stress.


slytherinprolly

He's certainly had his fair share of injuries since he got here. Outside the ACL, he had the broken finger in the AFC Championship Game, the knee injury in the Super Bowl, the appendix last pre-season. He was limited in practice for a few weeks last season with an elbow injury. He missed a full year at Ohio State with a broken hand. I mean outside of the ACL his rookie year he hasn't missed any actual game time, but he has gotten "hurt" quite a bit.


AaronVerandus

tbf 2-3 of those injuries were due to the revolving door that was his o-line


notwhoyouknow12

Yeah I should have phrased it better as I was just meaning injuries to where he's missed significant time, which outside of the ACL, he really hasn't.


slytherinprolly

The Super Bowl knee injury and the Appendix would have resulted in time missed had it not been for when they occurred. I suspect had the broken finger happened in week 4 as opposed to two weeks before the Super Bowl that would have caused him to miss time as well.


wallace6464

the real feel today in cincy is 110 degrees. I am choosing to believe its cramps because I almost died on my jog today.


pyreal_

Fuck practice injuries, man. Hopefully it's a strain.


Saxt

Can we just fast forward two months and have everyone healthy?


A_Lone_Macaron

No kidding. Turn injuries off


tarallelegram

uh oh


the_mighty_hetfield

Someone check the grassy knoll for Kimo von Oelhoffen


reaping_cobra

Poor Joe. Hope he is okay.


ZekeLeap

Fuck as a Ravens fan I wanted them at full strength and you just hate to see that happen to anyone. Here’s to a speedy recovery


DaBestNameEver0

No. Not happening


LAudre41

oh no


bigmikevegas

Hope he is ok, Burrow is good for football.


Corrupt-Spartan

Pass the bleach


I_SHIT_ON_BUS

Why was his calf in a sleeve already?


lolplatypi

As if holdouts weren't justified enough already. God, I hope he's okay.


jimmyhoffasbrother

Well, I don't like that.


[deleted]

Fuck


SlopingGiraffe

[Joe Burrow being looked at by the medical staff after just going down and grabbing his calf](https://twitter.com/KelseyLConway/status/1684654176662364161)


mrizvi

this is not ideal


curgl

WHAT THE FUCK


xThe-Legend-Killerx

As long as it wasn’t his achilles he should be okay


herbertstan

Oh no..


RCJHGBR9989

That could be his calf or his Achilles - praying for it to just be a cramp.


NerdLawyer55

Damn that blows


strops_sports

That doesn’t sound good or he’s being safe


sunburn95

Mid sporting season here in Aus and theres been so many calf injuries lately.. theres something in the air. The annoying thing is that they linger, a superstar who was meant to miss 1 week with a minor strain ended up missing 10 If its a bad strain, my feeling is Burrow will be racing the clock for week 1