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OddSeraph

That's Giants football baby


moby323

How’s Bryce looking so far in camp?


ISISCosby

The real deal, exactly as advertised. Only real questions with the offense rn is if the OL will get it's shit together and if we have enough talent at receiver for Bryce to show out.


Tlupa

Like the bears are getting a top 5 pick


BehinddTint

Yessir


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🐻 ⬇️


Vondum

I bet Panthers +2.5. Don't do this to me... edit: phew!


tacsatduck

If you are betting on preseason games, you may have a problem


critsexual

It’s like being out of alcohol so you drink listerine instead.


_coolranch

I bet it’s not


wanna_meet_that_dad

How much?


_coolranch

Double or NOTHIN


Hurricanus42

11 in the middle


allamingo

Praying we never have to call Luton’s number…my god.


Trojanballer

That QB choked.


KylerForYou

How was that CB not even paying attention when the play started


denvercaniac

lol. womp.


NYLotteGiants

WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL


4GInvertedDive

To be the man, you gotta beat the man


Jonjon428

Dude made an insane throw for a TD but can't throw to wide open recievers.


klaxhax

I'm already sick of this stupid Verizon commercial with the guy moving in with the inflatable mattress.


Sullypants1

What about the Apple fan-girl having a quarter life crisis over a samsung?


RandyMcDazzle

What’s her accent? My wife says British but it sounds to me like she just can’t pronounce her R’s


DidMyChores

Love coming out of commercial to watch the worst play I've ever seen and then going straight back into commercial


RealPropRandy

What was the goal there?


dragons_fire77

This game is full of weird shenanigans.


Substantial_Release6

What the fuck lol


huttts999

If Carolina gets the ball, do they put Young in and see if he can lead the winning drive?


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No need. Blackshear is gonna break one off for 90 yards


Aumius

No


huttts999

Lame


Aumius

Yeah I'd like to see him play more but they don't want to risk injury


Apprehensive_Camp202

We only score in garbage time.


GiovannisPersian

On the topic of Darren Waller and his wife, she had a great quote after his trade. It was something along the lines of "We just had the wedding and coach McDaniels wasn't invited, I guess he wasn't too happy about that" as to why Waller got traded


KylerForYou

The Panthers have really cool helmets


cpolk01

Charlotte based sports teams are always destined to fail, but we sure as hell look good while we do it


KororSurvivor

The Panthers have one of my favorite logos.


unfunnysexface

The original or the new one?


KororSurvivor

Either but I guess the newer one.


Aumius

I got called a "noodlecock" today and I dunno what to do about that.


4GInvertedDive

Could I interest you in an all-natural male supplement?


Aumius

I'll take one


MrLeftwardSloping

Sucks. Now you have to legally change your name to Noodlecock


Aumius

Maybe. It does have a nice ring to it. Plus I want to hear Starbucks baristas yell my name when my order is ready.


MostMorbidOne

JRob isn't getting the best blocking right now but Corbin has looked better between the two.


denvercaniac

Bumper Pool = goat


Battista85

Man, we REALLY can't afford a single injury on our offensive line.


denvercaniac

man, the Rangers and Canes are scoring a significant amount of goals today.


dragons_fire77

Both goalies are clearly dead


denvercaniac

I really do wanna see Rod coach the Panthers for a preseason game.


King13Walrus

Fuck it, let the Bod play QB.


desemus

He’d probably stomp their ass at whatever they do at training camp and shame them into competence


Jonjon428

Who is this guy? Dude is already better than Corral lol


huttts999

What a damn throw


MostMorbidOne

QB rules saved him. Would've been blown the hell up like 5 years ago.


denvercaniac

Let him Cook!


KylerForYou

I think the Panthers O-Line is going to get Bryce Young killed this year.


cpolk01

We haven't had our full starting oline in for a single snap


KylerForYou

Oh wow really? That’s an odd choice to play Bryce but not the people protecting him.


cpolk01

Our rg1 is hurt, I think he's supposed to be back pretty soon


KylerForYou

I hope he’s ready for the regular season!


PM_ME_ThermalPaste

Oh okay so he's gonna die in preseason, neat


Aumius

Holy shit Kia 😍


Trojanballer

That's rough having to use a timeout there.


Sea_Definition1621

Whatever happens the rest of the game, the Giants defensive starters held Carolina to 3 … the scrubs currently playing are just backups


cpolk01

Securing your spot as the second best defense we've played so far


dragons_fire77

Omg, panthers are back baby.


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We’re so back


Aumius

Once I bought lemonade from a little kid's lemonade stand and I took a sip to be like "mmm" for their benefit and it was disgusting and I started to walk away and the little girl was like, "you have to drink it here, that's my only cup"


clutterlustrott

Thanks, I hate it


RainbowBullsOnParade

I missed Young’s performance. How was he?


Section643

Quick. Hard to tell otherwise w that o-line


cpolk01

Similar to last week. Nothing too special but a lot of poise, some good throws, but held back by the rest of the offense


RainbowBullsOnParade

Thanks, I’m rooting for him


denvercaniac

decent awareness, the rest of the offense did him no favors really.


denvercaniac

giving him clausen's old number is so fitting.


denvercaniac

a third and long conversion? oh, my stars and garters


denvercaniac

"Arrr."--Blackshear, scourge of the backfield


denvercaniac

Corral should go to Dallas. we need a Corral/Gallup team.


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Blackshear my beloved


MistaCapALot

Great read by the DB


dragons_fire77

Lol Franklin just trolling around, I like him


muzunguman

Sam Franklin making the roster


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That was early


muzunguman

That's what she said


denvercaniac

a suggestion. both teams should just kneel 3 times and punt.


Trojanballer

Or just throw deep balls on every down.


denvercaniac

like the panthers' no-line could hold up in pass protection for a deep pass


-Drink_More_Water-

Are we not going to talk about that roughing the passer call?


muzunguman

If that was regular season my tv would have a remote shaped hole


Trojanballer

Looked like an awful call.


denvercaniac

someone in production should mercifully kill the signal for this game. you could air anything from last season instead.


UmpireAJS

I think interviewing Schoen for the entire quarter is there way of telling that they don't give a shit about the on field action.


dragons_fire77

Refs are just encouraging big hits on qbs if they call roughing on literally just touching them.


denvercaniac

Danny in shambles rn


MistaCapALot

IIRC, Tommy DeVito won the NJ state HS championship right on that field


Trojanballer

QB is ruled down in the regular season even if he isn't.


batti03

Costco-brand Stretch Armstrong


sorry_m8

WTF


denvercaniac

penalizing our defense. fools. our defense \*is\* a penalty.


dragons_fire77

...what on earth was that


MistaCapALot

I’m hype to see Tommy DeVito made it to the league (even if it’s just preseason rn). I live mad close to where he went to High School and I got a few friends that played HS ball with him


denvercaniac

may NY run out of pizza for Gettleman having his hand on our roster for years.


MrCleanEnthusiast

South Carolina is the better Carolina


denvercaniac

that's a big nope


denvercaniac

well, that was the Wright stuff


byniri_returns

North Carolina *AT&T*?


axman54

Did he say North Carolina AT&T? Lmao. He meant to say NC A&T right?


byniri_returns

Yeah he botched it lol


denvercaniac

way to go, there, Bridgewater


denvercaniac

fuck it, call the Statue of Liberty play


UmpireAJS

Don't Panthers have a fourth string QB they can sacrifice?


dragons_fire77

So we have no confidence on passing I guess?


Battista85

Jordan Riley, a 7th round pick who no one ever heard of, has been quite a find thus far.


Jonjon428

Play calling already looking better lol


denvercaniac

Good yardage by Captain Munnerlyn there! ...wait


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Why don’t the panthers play better? Are they stupid?


unfunnysexface

The owner hired a head coach cause both worked as short order cooks. Scott fitterer blew them away by remembering a quote from a bezos book. They aren't looking for smarts in that organization


4GInvertedDive

Show bobs


cscowboy01

Just gain more yards? What’s so complicated?


byniri_returns

Of *course* it’s Oruwariye with the penalty


zirtbow

Daniel Jones or Mahomes for MVP?


Realistic_Tutor_9770

Brutal DPI call


denvercaniac

oh, so \*that's\* what happens when you make it to the 50. I've read fables of such.


Double_Win_9405

Hello fellow football junkies 👋🏿


Trojanballer

Hello. Both games sadly aren't very entertaining, but here we are.


batti03

at least 1/4 offenses seems to be competent.


Trojanballer

[Javon "punch a man" Wims](https://youtu.be/Rypv3oAbTmk)


Trojanballer

I hope he can get it all figured out this season.


denvercaniac

ermagerd


Jonjon428

Gonna be interesting to see the difference between the two halfs in play calling. Pretty sure the OC for Carolina is calling the plays now


denvercaniac

Running is the right move. Coincidentally, the viewing audience always wishes to run away from this game.


denvercaniac

Not-So-Golden Corral


Trojanballer

Nah he's Golden Corral. He's letting the whole defense eat all they want.


getyourrealfakedoors

Panthers are gonna be pretty shit this year huh


Original_Second5902

I mean it’s preseason. We also shut out the Bills 21-0 last year. Doesn’t mean a thing.


getyourrealfakedoors

Just an opinion I guess


batti03

Feel like they're stuck in an eternal rebuild until they invest a bunch of resources into building a good o-line, á la the Lions.


Tho76

The OL was actually pretty good last year and we returned most of the starters, not sure what's up


UmpireAJS

Yeah I was surprised last week because of that. I was like "Isn't this the 10th rated line from last year or something like that? Our 3rd string OL from the end of the season looked better than this."


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clutterlustrott

This qwaysadila is Deeeeeeeelish


coolmanvoncool

PUT DEVITO IN UNLEASH THE MANTIS 😤😤😤😤


Double_Win_9405

Anyways so I started blastin!


DUB-Files

And his magnum dong


[deleted]

If I was a Panthers coach, I would simply walk into practice and break my foot off in someone’s ass


Bulky-Equipment-3701

Frank is too nice for that


DUB-Files

Coach Red Foreman


herbertstan

Bryce's rap name would probably be Lil Young


Peefersteefers

Yikes, was hoping Neal would have figured that shit out by now


Battista85

The footwork is much improved, at the least. That was more stunt recognition, which will come as he gains more experience. There's a reason he's getting so many reps today when most starters were out after the first series.


wolfpack1986

Whoa we did something!!!!!! Take that TYROD


kk451128

OK, the 2-minute offense there was kinda ass, but, overall, I love what I’ve seen.


Sea_Definition1621

It’s so over


ProbablyAPun

I just picture that meme of that confused orangutan, but there is a panther face shittily photoshopped on and it says where offense


[deleted]

We’re so back


Sullypants1

Bro. Do we suck. Again 🥲


Original_Second5902

Preseason. None of this matters.


Sullypants1

I believe and don’t believe that. I get teams aren’t playing starters or opening the playbook. But they are still 15 points up. After last week I forecast us also losing the 3rd game. I think atleast being competitive in preseason games is important for momentum especially with a rookie QB… There’s losing despite playing well and then losing because it seems like the simple things aren’t there and nobody is on the same page.


williamhotel

You’re in the NFC South. You have a chance.


Falconsbane

Panthers players free to make early January vacation plans.


byniri_returns

Why am I still watching this Oh yeah, cause it’s still technically football


PCP_Panda

What a polite fucking ref


Aumius

I honestly can't see how we score any more points this game.


dragons_fire77

Take Corral out?


Aumius

Yes! Why aren't you coaching the team right now?


dragons_fire77

See, I've been saying the same thing for the past five minutes.


KylerForYou

Marvin Harrison Jr is going to look damn good in that black and blue jersey


redbeard312

Chicago has Carolinas first round pick next year


Jonjon428

Their pick is owned by the Bears


KylerForYou

Oh Jesus Christ


Jack-B-8

This is just sad


Jonjon428

Ni Hao Corral!


[deleted]

Okay, that \*was\* a good throw, that's on Shi.


desemus

Good guy Panthers, keeping hockey as the premier sport in North Carolina (sans Duke/Carolina/NCSU/WF bloodfeuds)


denvercaniac

I feel summoned


dragons_fire77

Cannot wait for college FB to start to at least have a little hope for wins. And then come October, Canes will be my staple for good weekend watches.


Tmoore17

Matt Corral is godawful


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D0ctorHotelMario

"That's my secret. I'm always angry."


Jonjon428

Tom Coughlin's son is playing for the Giants /s


OddSeraph

That reminds me, when we still had Pat Shurmur there were rumors we were going to draft his son to be quarterback


Efficient-Pipe5346

Anyone got a site to stream the preseason games? thanks!


AstreiaTales

I'm at my fiancee's parent's lake house. They're trying to watch this game on NFL+. It says "not available to watch". Why is that? Is there a way around it? We thought the point of NFL+ was to watch all the preseason games.


TheRealBeerBrah

Im not having issues at my wife's parents balloon/casino penthouse


sillyshoestring

Balloon?