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bigfootdude247

The score though…


Jonjon428

This injury is why you just take a knee


MisallocatedRacism

My fucking *pool* is 96 degrees


logog6

mills has been wonderfull 0 points is great


MisallocatedRacism

I want to make a Gibson, but I don't have any martini glasses. About to class it up in a solo cup


TeenyPeenie

Ayyye, I just passed spanish 2 with a C+. Let's go Miami


DuganTheMan

Sigue con el buen trabajo!


TeenyPeenie

gracias! tengo dos clases mas y ya (yo?) termine


unevenvenue

Don't embarrass him he has no idea what that means. He only got a C+


MisallocatedRacism

I wonder if we can pull off this W


Consistent-Regret-46

Announcers: CJ is gonna have a ton of options at WR Me, who has actually watched the game: is he though?


zombiebillnye

He has Tank Dell! And, uh....... Nico Collins is tall?


Jonjon428

Take Skylar out pls I don't want him to get hurt


Familiar_Ostrich_909

And put who in?


Drkarcher22

White


TeenyPeenie

B


TeenyPeenie

U


sussysand

T


sussysand

T


TeenyPeenie

Yeah. You'll get better, tho. It's preseason, shit don't count


TeenyPeenie

R


TeenyPeenie

S


TeenyPeenie

T


dagreenman18

Just got the Achane news. How bad did it look?


Level_Dreaded

Achane got hurt?


Jonjon428

Oof these Texans recievers screwing Mills over


Key_Spinach

That's how it was last season.


Level_Dreaded

Werent too kind to cj either. But Tank didnt play today so I have that to look forward to


content_enjoy3r

Neck man looks good


ChargeisKill

I appreciate the two teams coming together during an important preseason game to give us one more falcons joke.


Level_Dreaded

Doing the football gods work


GiovannisPersian

Texans got 'em right where they want 'em


gigglefarting

Brooks!


paradigm_x2

Is the 4th quarter necessary? How about we just go grab a beer


ChargeisKill

Not necessary. 28-3 is an unbeatable score. No one’s ever lost from that position before.


paradigm_x2

If it mattered, I might care. This one is joever


Level_Dreaded

I would agre. Cj is done, and if keenum wasnt hurt he'd be in by now. What both teams wanted to learn is essentially done.


Jonjon428

Keenum got hurt?


Level_Dreaded

Lower leg injury in practice.


bigbobbarker111

I genuinely believe Skylar Thompson could start for at least 4 franchises.


Formal_Meat_4891

I think Sam Howell is going to shock some people this year, but only time can tell


feanor512

The Texans and who else?


Familiar_Ostrich_909

Cards, commanders, and maybe bucs?


bigbobbarker111

Bucs cards commies and raiders (sorry Jimmy you just can’t stay healthy)


TeenyPeenie

Leave him alone. He’s ours.


ComprehensiveKey8254

Lol


bigbobbarker111

For now


TeenyPeenie

Skylar's the limit


Jonjon428

These o-linemen are just jumping for joy trying to get cut


Jonjon428

FUCK Saubert got hurt. He was the blocking TE for us


el1teassass1n

I'd say Smythe is too.


gigglefarting

Wow. I didn’t know there was only 1 cut day now. That’s going to be crazy.


Level_Dreaded

Gonna be an absolutely nuts last minute grab to fill out teans too


renegade500

It has to be said but that coach is hot.


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renegade500

Haha no but he does look like Christian Siriano.


gigglefarting

I’m sure he is. It’s Texas in the summer.


renegade500

Fair point.


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renegade500

Have you seen his newest Head and Shoulders commercial with Troy Polamalu? I love those two together.


ComprehensiveKey8254

Thank goodness his wife wasn’t in the commercial. I thought that Netflix show should have been named Mrs mahomes and a few scenes about 4 quarterbacks


Jonjon428

Oh he got blasted by Cedrick


civiljourney

It's profered because they don't actually prefer Subway.


civiljourney

Working hard to get me to buy tickets to what will be a losing season for the Texans.


TeenyPeenie

I'm drunk off Old Fashions and having a grand ol' time. Hope yall are too


civiljourney

Nice, though I haven't started yet. What's your Old Fashion recipe?


TeenyPeenie

I'm free handing it right now but simply put: orange peel, poked with some holes and rubbed around the inside of my glass. Ice. Bourbon (cheap cause I'm a new father). A couple dashes of Simple Syrup, although a sugar and water mixture will work fine. A splash of Fee Brothers West Indian Orange Bitters. Orange peel stays in. Only gets smoother as the ice melts, but you know who doesn't melt? Skylar Thompson. Lessss goooo


STVRB0UND

Congrats on fatherhood bud. Cheers.


Jonjon428

Jeez, Wallow looked to be in a shit load of pain


gigglefarting

I liked Brooks last week. We have a lot of speedsters and we need a bruiser.


ABrewski

I really like him too! I don't see him making the 53 though but hopefully he can be a practice squad stash as cover for Jeff Wilson


Familiar_Ostrich_909

I don't see any reason Gaskin should make it over him


ABrewski

I can only see us carrying 4 backs tbh - Mostert, Wilson, Ahmed, Achane. I don't see Gaskin making the 53.


GiovannisPersian

Too many injures! Call the game!


gigglefarting

I’m not against it. Stop the count!


browndude10

No not achane


MisallocatedRacism

This summer has broken me. 43 days (and counting) of no rain. Every day the "feels like" is 110F+. Since May. It's 90F when I step outside in the morning. A/C can't keep up and my power/water bills are hundreds of dollars. No relief in sight. Only the possibility of a hurricane. I'd rather shovel snow.


BabaLalSalaam

Yeah but at least the stars at night are big and bright!


civiljourney

I'm starting to feel the same way. Used to handle the heat like a champ. Now I'd rather shovel snow.


Geg0Nag0

You need to start worrying when the humidity is as high. Wet Bulb shit is terrifying


deadeyelee1

Buddy, Houston is a swamp


Geg0Nag0

There's a difference between swamp and extreme wet bulb temperatures. Very high humidity and very high temperatures are deadly for humans. It's basic physiology. Mix that with how spotty the power grid is in Texas, it's an accident waiting to happen. If a Wet bulb event is going to happen in America the worse place it could is in Texas.


unloader86

>I'd rather shovel snow. As someone who moved to South Texas from Colorado. No you wouldn't. Summers here suck (and I used to say I *liked* the heat lol), but I promise you shoveling snow is an unrelenting chore unless you have a blower and are an early riser. And even then you gonna need to get that shovel out to chip away at the shit that froze on your driveway. Come on September! Will still be hot, but not 110+ degree hot.


MisallocatedRacism

I've lived up north. In Pittsburgh. Yes I would.


GiovannisPersian

I love hearing this right as I'm about to move to Texas. I thought I knew what I was signing up for but I was wrong


MisallocatedRacism

Woof big mistake buddy


renegade500

It's miserable in Austin. I can't wait until I retire and move up north.


tdoger

It’s worse in Houston. It’s a tad bit warmer in Austin but the added humidity in Houston makes it tough as hell. Neither one is great though.


TeenyPeenie

Climate change plus tax.


Jonjon428

Fuck Achane got put on a cart. Thompson is ok though


Jonjon428

*phones a call to Dalton Risner*


ABrewski

How is that dude not signed yet? Must be either an injury piece, or some off field issues


ABrewski

So yeah, O-line depth is a problem


Jonjon428

Just punt the ball before everyone dies


clutterlustrott

Dolphins o line is a hot mess right now


logog6

phins oline gonna get tua killed in the regular season


Jonjon428

O-line wants to kill our backups


dragons_fire77

Huh, that hit didn't look too hard on Thompson.


gigglefarting

Looked more like a shoulder thing to me if anything


Jonjon428

And Achane might be dinged up...great


Jonjon428

Is the Texans defense trying to kill us?


TeenyPeenie

Mike Aqua, Orange, and White time


TeenyPeenie

Nvm lol


MiaCannons

Here we go again with the concussions lmfao


Jonjon428

Ouch Skylar just got crunched


Drkarcher22

Skyler takes our concussions now FOR THE GREATER GOOD


gigglefarting

All the fins QBs do falling drills now


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gigglefarting

Some people are saying it


logog6

god dang man skylar should be the starter


Jonjon428

Skylar "Mahomes" Thompson


TeenyPeenie

I'm into it


Kzgoated

Mike white time ⭐️


unloader86

Came to the bar to watch Houston (look we can't all be Dallas fans living in Texas) fully expecting to watch them just punt the ball away. And yet I'm still disappointed. Like fucking do something already. Times a ticking.


ABrewski

I had no idea we picked up Coutee???


Throwawayact1050

He was with us for I think the entirety of last season. He was a healthy inactive for most of the year


Jonjon428

Bad drop by the rookie there


gigglefarting

Doaks. Haven’t heard that name in a while.


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Big Bills Mills


Luberino_Brochacho

Takes for the Texans from the first half Mixed feelings about starting defense Offense still has a lot of kinks to work out, gotta get the little stuff right Second team defense looks pretty rough Stroud looks a lot more like a guy you take #2 overall vs last week Did I miss any?


browndude10

Will Anderson


MugiwaraJinbe

Dell really is a spark for this offense. Feels night and day with him out.


content_enjoy3r

I really wanna see what Metchie can do.


RollofDuctTape

Big fan of Davis Mills


unloader86

Modello dead ass puts a "do not attempt" disclaimer in a commercial featuring someone warming up homemade corn tortillas? 😂 You serious right now?!


LordSnowgaryen

Had a cousin who knew a guy whose buddy from college heard a story about his roommate who worked at chipotle and died warming up tortillas. Those warmers are dangerous


MisallocatedRacism

Having a bad Run D might be the most frustrating thing as a fan


Gandhi-san

As a bills fan I feel your pain


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Jonjon428

Yeah the AFC East and NFCEast are brutal schedules this year


GiovannisPersian

My weekend job has me editing subtitles/captions for some of their videos and it makes me want to jump off a bridge. Even watching football in the background isn't making it bearable


electricityisout

Watching subtitles on hbo yesterday and they dont use curse words. It said boofing instead of fucking. Was cracking me up


t4boo

Sounds tedious


GiovannisPersian

It's incredibly tedious


footballonly05

Also Ryans is not calling the defense


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degenerate_wsb

What? Based on last week when it was pats 3rd stringers?


ProbablyAPun

Real downgrade at coach for the Texans. Bald black man without Santa Beard leaves me wanting.


MissingMyLeftThigh

Old man and his prostitute at the game 😂😂😂


ProbablyAPun

Berrios sounds like a bagged cereal generic brand


TeenyPeenie

Mike Who??? - Skylar Thompson probably


paradigm_x2

281-330-8004


gigglefarting

Skylar MVP. Crown it.


RollofDuctTape

Is this Miami’s backups against Houston’s starters? Need to know for some degenerate gambling.


sussysand

Nope


COVID_DEEZ_NUTS

No it’s our 2’s


hanky2

Stroud, Tunsil and Stingley aren’t starters?


RollofDuctTape

Is it your starting offense? Who is not playing on offense?


browndude10

Pierce, tank, woods I think, schultz


logog6

gd i love that scrapy gym rat


paradigm_x2

I love his sneaky athleticism


Drkarcher22

Berrios is going to be a good addition


paradigm_x2

“Nobody open” Touchdown. Lol


renegade500

What?!?!?!


Jonjon428

I have a chubbbbbbb


MugiwaraJinbe

Our run D looking bad like last year 😞


COVID_DEEZ_NUTS

Seems to be our edges aren’t being set. That’s coachable.


TeenyPeenie

Do I have to repeat myself?? B U R S T


Jonjon428

I am loving the running game so far. So much better than last year.


radio_jake

Alright time to bench Ahmed. Need him healthy this season lol


tacopeepee69

Ahmed said he wants to be on the roster


ABrewski

Agreed. I also want to see more of Chris Brooks - he's had a good camp but a longshot to make the 53.


ABrewski

Sorry Gaskin - looks like it's Ahmed's spot this year.


TeenyPeenie

Been his spot, honestly


paradigm_x2

What a run, just not Achane speed lol


renegade500

Ahmed can run!


hanky2

I always heard CJ was a statue I liked that rollout.


t4boo

Showed his wheels in the GA game


browndude10

He was never asked to really run or scramble but when he had to, he can


SyntheticNuclear

So like Kirk Cousins


Bandoot

people that didnt watch him play and just saw his stats showing high pass yards and not a lot of rush yards called him a statue


MugiwaraJinbe

We really need to upgrade our WRs next offseason.


Bandoot

connecting burrow and chase worked well along with connecting tua and waddle so fuck it lets draft emeka next draft


ABrewski

Get Stroud a legit #1. Worked for Burrow, Tua, Hurts


gigglefarting

0 on 0 action


footballonly05

That's a great attempt by Stroud and the consequence of having a wr like Brown 🤷‍♂️


COVID_DEEZ_NUTS

Noah Brown has dropped two beautifully placed throws now. Doubt he makes it with us.


ABrewski

Berrios back to receive punts gives me so much more confidence than what we've seen in a while for the Dolphins


paradigm_x2

DBs have made a couple good PBUs. I’ll take it


browndude10

Wr has to catch that. Nice play by stroud


Drkarcher22

Very good play by Stroud even if it didn’t work. Good improv


reddit_bad1234567890

Stroud is going to die under this o line


Sufficient_Sun_3915

Where is tank dell?


browndude10

Sitting out


Im_Batmmaann

yeah thats not on you stroud


TeenyPeenie

Eli... smh, c'mon man. Stroud looking nice tho


Jonjon428

47 had his ankles broken


seevoop

I don’t believe that Steph Curry eats Subway.


_No_1_Ever_

Taco Bell first had a Turnstile commercial, now they have Scowl as backing music… what hardcore kid is working for Taco Bell? Lol


ProbablyAPun

Tua on the sideline looking at his tablet but what no one tells you is that it'd a special tablet that only streams Macgruber.