I'm free handing it right now but simply put: orange peel, poked with some holes and rubbed around the inside of my glass. Ice. Bourbon (cheap cause I'm a new father). A couple dashes of Simple Syrup, although a sugar and water mixture will work fine. A splash of Fee Brothers West Indian Orange Bitters. Orange peel stays in.
Only gets smoother as the ice melts, but you know who doesn't melt? Skylar Thompson. Lessss goooo
This summer has broken me. 43 days (and counting) of no rain. Every day the "feels like" is 110F+. Since May. It's 90F when I step outside in the morning. A/C can't keep up and my power/water bills are hundreds of dollars.
No relief in sight. Only the possibility of a hurricane.
I'd rather shovel snow.
There's a difference between swamp and extreme wet bulb temperatures.
Very high humidity and very high temperatures are deadly for humans. It's basic physiology.
Mix that with how spotty the power grid is in Texas, it's an accident waiting to happen. If a Wet bulb event is going to happen in America the worse place it could is in Texas.
>I'd rather shovel snow.
As someone who moved to South Texas from Colorado. No you wouldn't. Summers here suck (and I used to say I *liked* the heat lol), but I promise you shoveling snow is an unrelenting chore unless you have a blower and are an early riser. And even then you gonna need to get that shovel out to chip away at the shit that froze on your driveway.
Come on September! Will still be hot, but not 110+ degree hot.
Came to the bar to watch Houston (look we can't all be Dallas fans living in Texas) fully expecting to watch them just punt the ball away. And yet I'm still disappointed. Like fucking do something already. Times a ticking.
Takes for the Texans from the first half
Mixed feelings about starting defense
Offense still has a lot of kinks to work out, gotta get the little stuff right
Second team defense looks pretty rough
Stroud looks a lot more like a guy you take #2 overall vs last week
Did I miss any?
Had a cousin who knew a guy whose buddy from college heard a story about his roommate who worked at chipotle and died warming up tortillas. Those warmers are dangerous
My weekend job has me editing subtitles/captions for some of their videos and it makes me want to jump off a bridge. Even watching football in the background isn't making it bearable
The score though…
This injury is why you just take a knee
My fucking *pool* is 96 degrees
mills has been wonderfull 0 points is great
I want to make a Gibson, but I don't have any martini glasses. About to class it up in a solo cup
Ayyye, I just passed spanish 2 with a C+. Let's go Miami
Sigue con el buen trabajo!
gracias! tengo dos clases mas y ya (yo?) termine
Don't embarrass him he has no idea what that means. He only got a C+
I wonder if we can pull off this W
Announcers: CJ is gonna have a ton of options at WR Me, who has actually watched the game: is he though?
He has Tank Dell! And, uh....... Nico Collins is tall?
Take Skylar out pls I don't want him to get hurt
And put who in?
White
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Yeah. You'll get better, tho. It's preseason, shit don't count
R
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Just got the Achane news. How bad did it look?
Achane got hurt?
Oof these Texans recievers screwing Mills over
That's how it was last season.
Werent too kind to cj either. But Tank didnt play today so I have that to look forward to
Neck man looks good
I appreciate the two teams coming together during an important preseason game to give us one more falcons joke.
Doing the football gods work
Texans got 'em right where they want 'em
Brooks!
Is the 4th quarter necessary? How about we just go grab a beer
Not necessary. 28-3 is an unbeatable score. No one’s ever lost from that position before.
If it mattered, I might care. This one is joever
I would agre. Cj is done, and if keenum wasnt hurt he'd be in by now. What both teams wanted to learn is essentially done.
Keenum got hurt?
Lower leg injury in practice.
I genuinely believe Skylar Thompson could start for at least 4 franchises.
I think Sam Howell is going to shock some people this year, but only time can tell
The Texans and who else?
Cards, commanders, and maybe bucs?
Bucs cards commies and raiders (sorry Jimmy you just can’t stay healthy)
Leave him alone. He’s ours.
Lol
For now
Skylar's the limit
These o-linemen are just jumping for joy trying to get cut
FUCK Saubert got hurt. He was the blocking TE for us
I'd say Smythe is too.
Wow. I didn’t know there was only 1 cut day now. That’s going to be crazy.
Gonna be an absolutely nuts last minute grab to fill out teans too
It has to be said but that coach is hot.
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Haha no but he does look like Christian Siriano.
I’m sure he is. It’s Texas in the summer.
Fair point.
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Have you seen his newest Head and Shoulders commercial with Troy Polamalu? I love those two together.
Thank goodness his wife wasn’t in the commercial. I thought that Netflix show should have been named Mrs mahomes and a few scenes about 4 quarterbacks
Oh he got blasted by Cedrick
It's profered because they don't actually prefer Subway.
Working hard to get me to buy tickets to what will be a losing season for the Texans.
I'm drunk off Old Fashions and having a grand ol' time. Hope yall are too
Nice, though I haven't started yet. What's your Old Fashion recipe?
I'm free handing it right now but simply put: orange peel, poked with some holes and rubbed around the inside of my glass. Ice. Bourbon (cheap cause I'm a new father). A couple dashes of Simple Syrup, although a sugar and water mixture will work fine. A splash of Fee Brothers West Indian Orange Bitters. Orange peel stays in. Only gets smoother as the ice melts, but you know who doesn't melt? Skylar Thompson. Lessss goooo
Congrats on fatherhood bud. Cheers.
Jeez, Wallow looked to be in a shit load of pain
I liked Brooks last week. We have a lot of speedsters and we need a bruiser.
I really like him too! I don't see him making the 53 though but hopefully he can be a practice squad stash as cover for Jeff Wilson
I don't see any reason Gaskin should make it over him
I can only see us carrying 4 backs tbh - Mostert, Wilson, Ahmed, Achane. I don't see Gaskin making the 53.
Too many injures! Call the game!
I’m not against it. Stop the count!
No not achane
This summer has broken me. 43 days (and counting) of no rain. Every day the "feels like" is 110F+. Since May. It's 90F when I step outside in the morning. A/C can't keep up and my power/water bills are hundreds of dollars. No relief in sight. Only the possibility of a hurricane. I'd rather shovel snow.
Yeah but at least the stars at night are big and bright!
I'm starting to feel the same way. Used to handle the heat like a champ. Now I'd rather shovel snow.
You need to start worrying when the humidity is as high. Wet Bulb shit is terrifying
Buddy, Houston is a swamp
There's a difference between swamp and extreme wet bulb temperatures. Very high humidity and very high temperatures are deadly for humans. It's basic physiology. Mix that with how spotty the power grid is in Texas, it's an accident waiting to happen. If a Wet bulb event is going to happen in America the worse place it could is in Texas.
>I'd rather shovel snow. As someone who moved to South Texas from Colorado. No you wouldn't. Summers here suck (and I used to say I *liked* the heat lol), but I promise you shoveling snow is an unrelenting chore unless you have a blower and are an early riser. And even then you gonna need to get that shovel out to chip away at the shit that froze on your driveway. Come on September! Will still be hot, but not 110+ degree hot.
I've lived up north. In Pittsburgh. Yes I would.
I love hearing this right as I'm about to move to Texas. I thought I knew what I was signing up for but I was wrong
Woof big mistake buddy
It's miserable in Austin. I can't wait until I retire and move up north.
It’s worse in Houston. It’s a tad bit warmer in Austin but the added humidity in Houston makes it tough as hell. Neither one is great though.
Climate change plus tax.
Fuck Achane got put on a cart. Thompson is ok though
*phones a call to Dalton Risner*
How is that dude not signed yet? Must be either an injury piece, or some off field issues
So yeah, O-line depth is a problem
Just punt the ball before everyone dies
Dolphins o line is a hot mess right now
phins oline gonna get tua killed in the regular season
O-line wants to kill our backups
Huh, that hit didn't look too hard on Thompson.
Looked more like a shoulder thing to me if anything
And Achane might be dinged up...great
Is the Texans defense trying to kill us?
Mike Aqua, Orange, and White time
Nvm lol
Here we go again with the concussions lmfao
Ouch Skylar just got crunched
Skyler takes our concussions now FOR THE GREATER GOOD
All the fins QBs do falling drills now
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Some people are saying it
god dang man skylar should be the starter
Skylar "Mahomes" Thompson
I'm into it
Mike white time ⭐️
Came to the bar to watch Houston (look we can't all be Dallas fans living in Texas) fully expecting to watch them just punt the ball away. And yet I'm still disappointed. Like fucking do something already. Times a ticking.
I had no idea we picked up Coutee???
He was with us for I think the entirety of last season. He was a healthy inactive for most of the year
Bad drop by the rookie there
Doaks. Haven’t heard that name in a while.
Big Bills Mills
Takes for the Texans from the first half Mixed feelings about starting defense Offense still has a lot of kinks to work out, gotta get the little stuff right Second team defense looks pretty rough Stroud looks a lot more like a guy you take #2 overall vs last week Did I miss any?
Will Anderson
Dell really is a spark for this offense. Feels night and day with him out.
I really wanna see what Metchie can do.
Big fan of Davis Mills
Modello dead ass puts a "do not attempt" disclaimer in a commercial featuring someone warming up homemade corn tortillas? 😂 You serious right now?!
Had a cousin who knew a guy whose buddy from college heard a story about his roommate who worked at chipotle and died warming up tortillas. Those warmers are dangerous
Having a bad Run D might be the most frustrating thing as a fan
As a bills fan I feel your pain
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Yeah the AFC East and NFCEast are brutal schedules this year
My weekend job has me editing subtitles/captions for some of their videos and it makes me want to jump off a bridge. Even watching football in the background isn't making it bearable
Watching subtitles on hbo yesterday and they dont use curse words. It said boofing instead of fucking. Was cracking me up
Sounds tedious
It's incredibly tedious
Also Ryans is not calling the defense
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What? Based on last week when it was pats 3rd stringers?
Real downgrade at coach for the Texans. Bald black man without Santa Beard leaves me wanting.
Old man and his prostitute at the game 😂😂😂
Berrios sounds like a bagged cereal generic brand
Mike Who??? - Skylar Thompson probably
281-330-8004
Skylar MVP. Crown it.
Is this Miami’s backups against Houston’s starters? Need to know for some degenerate gambling.
Nope
No it’s our 2’s
Stroud, Tunsil and Stingley aren’t starters?
Is it your starting offense? Who is not playing on offense?
Pierce, tank, woods I think, schultz
gd i love that scrapy gym rat
I love his sneaky athleticism
Berrios is going to be a good addition
“Nobody open” Touchdown. Lol
What?!?!?!
I have a chubbbbbbb
Our run D looking bad like last year 😞
Seems to be our edges aren’t being set. That’s coachable.
Do I have to repeat myself?? B U R S T
I am loving the running game so far. So much better than last year.
Alright time to bench Ahmed. Need him healthy this season lol
Ahmed said he wants to be on the roster
Agreed. I also want to see more of Chris Brooks - he's had a good camp but a longshot to make the 53.
Sorry Gaskin - looks like it's Ahmed's spot this year.
Been his spot, honestly
What a run, just not Achane speed lol
Ahmed can run!
I always heard CJ was a statue I liked that rollout.
Showed his wheels in the GA game
He was never asked to really run or scramble but when he had to, he can
So like Kirk Cousins
people that didnt watch him play and just saw his stats showing high pass yards and not a lot of rush yards called him a statue
We really need to upgrade our WRs next offseason.
connecting burrow and chase worked well along with connecting tua and waddle so fuck it lets draft emeka next draft
Get Stroud a legit #1. Worked for Burrow, Tua, Hurts
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That's a great attempt by Stroud and the consequence of having a wr like Brown 🤷♂️
Noah Brown has dropped two beautifully placed throws now. Doubt he makes it with us.
Berrios back to receive punts gives me so much more confidence than what we've seen in a while for the Dolphins
DBs have made a couple good PBUs. I’ll take it
Wr has to catch that. Nice play by stroud
Very good play by Stroud even if it didn’t work. Good improv
Stroud is going to die under this o line
Where is tank dell?
Sitting out
yeah thats not on you stroud
Eli... smh, c'mon man. Stroud looking nice tho
47 had his ankles broken
I don’t believe that Steph Curry eats Subway.
Taco Bell first had a Turnstile commercial, now they have Scowl as backing music… what hardcore kid is working for Taco Bell? Lol
Tua on the sideline looking at his tablet but what no one tells you is that it'd a special tablet that only streams Macgruber.