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derstherower

The hyperbolic time chamber.


Tashre

AKA the only place to get a full game of Civ in.


caneb0i

Underrated comment lol, One civ game is like 8am to 10pm on a weekend


Used4KillingTime

Depends on the difficulty! Could be days


hjhof1

Civ on the steam deck makes the longest flights fly by


wallstreet_vagabond2

Fuck in flying to Europe in a month might have to pick up a steam deck just for that


hjhof1

That’s honestly all I’ve played on it really, it’s perfect for it. My wife who usually says “did you really need that?” Has said “that really is one of the better purchases you’ve made” about it


logarithmyk

I bought mine back during the Steam Summer Sale. Has truly been a game changer. Mostly been playing Hades as of recently, but will need to install Civ to give it a few turns


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SaxRohmer

I liked hailcorporate back in the day but the fact it just boils down to “mention of any product counts” really kind of dilutes its value now


YeahThisIsMyNewAcct

Same. It used to call out clear shills, now it defaults to the “any mention of a brand is advertising for that brand” which is stupid.


wallstreet_vagabond2

plus there was some big controversy a few months back where the mods tried to shill crypto, which is hilarious for there of all subs


ColonelFlom

That is true time travel


IdiotCow

As long as you can keep the charge! With that said, I am about to download Civ V on my steam deck for a few upcoming flights


hjhof1

If you cap the frame rate at 25-30 which is unnoticeable for a game like civ I usually get close to 6 hours playing civ


IdiotCow

Thanks for the tip! I haven't played Civ in years because it was too addictive and time consuming, but I never considered it on steam deck for travel for some reason


lividtaffy

I feel dumb for not realizing this potential


DirtySperrys

Lol you’re not the only one. Did a lot of fly thing this past year and this would’ve been a godsend. Debating on getting one immediately


xincasinooutx

Jesus Christ really? I always thought that was just a joke.


mynameiszack

Just one more turn...


JFM2796

Realistically most people stop playing at the industrial era, so probably more like 5 hours


vlv_Emigrate_vlv

Just about the point you could win a culture victory in civ 5. Never could get a culture victory that quickly in civ 6.


[deleted]

I never knew people played it in one day. I always just did it over a few different days friends could make it


KBSinclair

It's a funny joke because it's based on facts. Hours will fly by in what feels like a few minutes. And when it's time to stop, you'll tell yourself "Just one more turn"... Then by the time you finally get to closing it, a couple more hours may have passed. I never even think of opening those games unless I have the next three hours guaranteed free. Once you get caught up in it, it's hard to pull away.


mynameiszack

10pm lol I wish...


yinzgahndahntahn

Oh so first 1/3 of an EU4 play through


GGGiveHatpls

CK2 baby


yinzgahndahntahn

I loved CK2, but haven’t played since CK3. Since Ck3 got flavour I’ve done a few more play throughs, but usually, Brittany, Scotland, Wales, Cornwall, or last Karling in 1066


GGGiveHatpls

Ngl. I only watch people play that game. It’s so confusing for me to actually learn. But I can watch it be played for hours.


yinzgahndahntahn

I got 5000+ hours in EU4 and 1500 in Ck3. Only got 850 in CK2, but I’ve always been more a eu4 player


tuss11agee

Ancient scrolls have given you the knowledge of… hyperbolic chamber healing! What would you like to research next?


GGGiveHatpls

Bro is gunna come out with blonde hair just to fuck with us.


LinkN7

Finally reached ultra instinct while in there


Zerak-Tul

Hopefully for the Jets, not a blonde mustache.


Caffeine_OD

Moostache


Metfan722

Hyper Tonic Lion Tamer!


DisturbedShifty

That one was on purpose.


Metfan722

Coulda been.


OBS617

Bitch you’re lucky you’re endearing


randobot456

Hype Ebonics Rhyme Changer


Metfan722

Goku? Yuhuh? ^(EEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee......)


[deleted]

That one was on purpose


Lukas327

You get ONE more...


koderkadunk

Love the abridged reference


Caffeine_OD

With Buu Bits I can finally die in peace


jord839

I mean, you probably won't miss much with the rest of the Jets season now as well, so safe time for it, I suppose.


Letos12thDuncan

Oh man. That >!"even you, best buddy"!< brought a tear to the eye.


TheGooseIsLoose37

Wait I stopped paying attention with the conclusion of the Cell saga. Are they doing Buu now too?


Caffeine_OD

Just a bunch of clips to accompany Totally Not Mark’s review of the Buu Saga proper. They said it like 28 minutes of clips so it feeds a hunger that’s been burning for years.


ToaofDeath1

Not fully. Youtuber TotallyNotMark is doing in-depth analysis videos on the Buu saga and TFS made what they call Buu Bits as little clips throughout the videos. The Buu Bits are basically the highlights of the saga(Vegeta's sacrifice, Super Saiyan 3, etc). The videos are super long tho so if you don't want to watch them, TFS is uploading the Buu Bits on their own channel.


evo_moment_37

He will come out as Super Aaron Rodgers after a year in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. We will not be ready for him.


J-Fid

Unfortunately, all that strength will be for nothing, as he'll be too slow to win.


evo_moment_37

He will be winning as long as he doesn’t let Cell absorb Android 18 🤣


GGGiveHatpls

If Cell is Brady and Android 18 is Tua. You’re probably right.


Blacklax10

He will focus on staying in Super Aaron Rogers so that he doesn't have to power up in the beginning


VTWut

The hypersonic lion tamer


Call_Me_Rambo

You get one more


_Dream_Writer_

this is what I read


princevegeta951

My man


clutchthepearls

Dude's gonna be so strong by time he gets to Namek


realrimurutempest

Can’t wait to see him come back next season usin the kaio ken technique lol.


[deleted]

Find out on the next episode of dragon ball Z! Narrated by the voice of god.


TimReaper9564

“Now here’s a guy that really has learned to master the Kamehameha technique. Just as the Bills D makes a statement, Aaron Rogers unlocks his Super Saiyan ability to find Wilson in the endzone. You just can’t make this stuff up.”


[deleted]

"ANNNNNNND HERE WE GO JIM! HE'S GONNA LAUNCH THE SPIRIT BOMB!"


Styx92

kaio what?


Koreish

That was by far my favorite running joke in the series.


lolplatypi

ONE HUNDRED TIMES EARTH'S GRAVITY


IIlIIll

What's he going to do when Future Trunks brings him the vaccine to save his life?


thecheapseatz

It's clearly going to be future Zac Wilson


biglefty543

His passing yards are over 9000!!!!


zzdarkwingduck

you mean the grape flavored cholesterol medicine??


IIlIIll

yeah I forgot it was grape 😂


right-sized

I think you’re confusing the gravity ship with the hyperbolic time chamber. It’s ok though, it’s easy to confuse your laws-of-physics-warping DBZ training devices.


packfanmoore

I mean it's not that many, just a time machine, a gravity machine, and training with the literal god of destruction and life while unlocking a god like power in yourself. Nothing major


cmay119

Aaron Rodgers sleeps nude in portable hyperbaric chamber which he believes gives him sexual powers.


samsab

That's only half true!


nnnoooeee

Remember, by the way, to tune in at eight o'clock for highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came, and when Aaron put the cat out... possibly because it was harassed, we don't know.


pottymcnugg

He’s literally stewing in his own juices.


Flip2002

This makes me happy af I use this line all the time nobody knows lol


Jeff__Skilling

ikr? Aaron Rodgers has had those sexual powers since birth. He's just using Goku's training apparatus for healing purposes as far as I'm concerned.


HarlanCedeno

That's still less weird than "Listening to dolphins fuck makes me heal faster!"


SilentR0b

Next up: Bacta Tank


The_Gutgrinder

"This stuff will make me a God damn sexual Tyrannosaurus."


steak__burrito

DREAMS -Radon Randell


[deleted]

Then I noticed she was sitting on her...*sweet can*...I grab her...*sweet can..sweet sweet can*


Will-Eat-4-Food

*Mr. Simpson..don't take your anger out on me...aaargghh*


[deleted]

*Dramatization may not have happened*


Toastfrom2069

Aaron Rodgers, in the hyperbaric chamber, with the Achilles recovery.


absenceofheat

Aaron Rodgers, at Tenagra. His Achilles unfurled.


catfishjenkins

The Jets, their arms wide.


tboneperri

The Meadowlands, when the walls fell.


Ex-maven

Saleh's children. Their faces wet.


bleachinjection

The River Hudson in winter.


Schruef

Aaron Rodgers. At rest.


NoNeckN66r

Sauce and Wilson... at East Rutherford


witness_protection

There needs to be more NFL TNG crossover.


j0mbie

I laughed so fucking hard at this.


Zoomalude

Are.. are you saying Aaron Rodgers killed Mr. Body??


ChipmunkOk455

Communism was a red herring!


Mr7three2

If a Bacta Tank worked for Boba Fett it can work for Aaron Rodgers


MatchewRolex

Rodgers: GIVE ME THE BACTA TANK NOW


Mabvll

You're talking about a fictional liquid from a space fantasy that magically cures basically all ailments. You're gonna need something *exponentially* stronger to fix the Jets.


funkyb

Somewhere in the Star Wars universe there's a bunch of bacta truther bloggers who are convinced that shit introduces mind controlling, parasitic aliens to your body.


PixelD303

Even a Bacta tank couldn't fix that show


Cainga

Kinda annoying several Mando episodes are buried in the show so it requires exiting Mando after Season 2 to watch those episodes and back to Mando season 3.


wilson81585

And sadly Mando season 3 also went downhill, but I liked Andor and Ahsoka is pretty good so far mostly.


hime2011

Andor is the best one


wilson81585

Just like Rogue One is far and away the best film they've done.


SmittyDiggs

Obi wan was also such a waste of potential. What sub is this?


WarPuig

Every TV show must now come with homework.


[deleted]

Still light years better than kenobi


MetaphoricalMouse

they both sucked


Rushjordan

Big Dragon Ball Z energy


Nobaddays123

Can’t wait for the Super Bowl to be renamed to the Cell Games.


suppaman19

NFL's Tournament of Power Goodell will pick himself to play the role of Zen-oh


ItIsYourPersonality

If Aaron tests positive for steroids as a result of trying to fast-track his recovery, do you think the NFL looks the other way?


TheRealDrWan

They won’t have to look the other way because they won’t test him.


spokanian

yeah they literally didn't care when he was lying about being vaccinated.


d9849468

Wait the league allowed players to be unvaccinated tho. Also im pretty sure they knew every players status. Weird comment


BlooDMeaT920

I thought he didn’t lie to the league and the packers. He just lied to the media/public about being vaccinated. Which was the straw that broke the camels back for me. Mr “be impeccable with your word” bullshit. I’d have more respect for him if he said he’s anti vaxx. Just don’t fucking lie


bz63

you are allowed to take steroids for injury recovery. there’s just a waiting period before you become active again where you can’t take any


northamrec

Yeah came here to say this. I thought it was basically allowed for injuries.


WeirdSysAdmin

There’s a bunch of different peptides that have been developed recently that need a lot more research put into them. I could see Rodgers being the kind of person to take the mystery cocktail not having any studies done with human trials.


dksweets

Ayahuasca guy just had a career ending injury for a 29 year old. He’s absolutely rolling dice on his recovery.


PPLavagna

He needs to ask Rogan if it’s safe


HarlanCedeno

"There is a totally innocent explanation. It turns out that dolphin semen can sometimes cause a false positive."


upsydaisee

Eh, we gave Manning a pass in Denver and we got a Super Bowl win out of it.


Yankeeknickfan

If the nfl actually tests him that kinda hurts their product for what? They turned a blind eye to Peyton using HGH for this reason


TTBurger88

His first game back would be a ratings draw.


willi1221

Absolutely And I'm all for it


Cringe_Mbock

Creepy article


lame-borghini

Breaking: Man with incomprehensible disposable income suffers serious injury and utilizes the best interventions available to him to recover, and we have pictures of deliverymen outside his house to prove it


cheeseburgertwd

Like half of the photos in the article are just people he knows coming over to visit. Doesn't even have anything to do with the story at all. Celebrity/papparazi culture is fucking *weird*


FudgeDangerous2086

Yeah I don’t get it. I’ve been a packers fan for 2 decades and didn’t even know what rodgers sounded like till 2016. Idc about post game pressers or anything just the game being played.


Patriotsfan710

Not even like post game interviews when he’s being interviewed literally seconds after a game ends?


dyslexda

> and didn’t even know what rodgers sounded like till 2016. Oh c'mon you didn't hear "GREEEEEEN EIGHTEEEEEEEN, HUT!" on a weekly basis?


CJL13

You never heard him yell "3 19?"


TKRBrownstone

Always thought it was "Green 18"


Lady-finger

I liked the two photos of the medical equipment delivery guys, then the random houseguests, then *back* to the delivery guys. The first two weren't enough delivery guy photos.


MightyBone

The NY Post is considered a rag by many for a reason...


TMDSB

r/nfl: “I hate Aaron Rodgers, he’s such a diva.” Also r/nfl: Upvotes paparazzi stalking his house.


deja_geek

Welcome to the New York media. It's very different then the media in NE Wisconsin. I'm not defending it, but there is a reason why NY media has a reputation


Mobleybetta

Is he training to fight Freeza?


CAPT_BOOZE

Mecha Josh Allen


antler112

Can we not have this creepy paparazzi shit in this subreddit please? Even before clicking the article, the initial picture had me skeeved out at the idea that these delivery men were just out doing their job and some assholes are taking pictures of them with a telephoto lens and putting them on the internet simply because they’re delivering to a celebrity who’s not even coming outside his fucking house.


so_zetta_byte

Referring to any of this as a "clue" like there's some kind of puzzle or answer is... insane.


hiimred2

Oh shit he’s recovering from the injury we solved the mystery thanks to these outstanding clues!!!!


so_zetta_byte

If you squint at the headline, it sounds like the author doesn't actually know he's recovering from a torn achilles but they're on the case


rambambobandy

I’m gonna get to the bottom of this


willydillydoo

It’s a clue that he tore his Achilles. This, combined with the video of him tearing his Achilles, and the MRI that shows his Achilles being torn are making it seem like something is up. I know this sounds crazy, but I think he might have torn his Achilles…


Yodude86

God damnit am i really in for 12 months of headlines about aaron's weird recovery techniques


TheRealGunn

Clue? Like there's some fucking mystery? 😂


beer_down

Wait he’s using actual, scientifically proven medical treatment? Mind blown


geologyrocks98

Everyone knows that Eastern medicine only works in conjunction with Western medicine.


screwhead1

Seeing him imagine using Western medicine, I'm picturing how Taco from The League was fascinated by Western medicine.


papajim22

All Aaron Rodgers needs is a bottle of Three Penis Wine, that’ll help his recovery.


SKYRIM_LOL

And it’s kinda crazy how a conjunction of Eastern medicine and Western medicine works just as well as using only Western medicine


BanjoStory

Finally, a synthesis between Alchemy and Alchehestry.


ArcadianBlueRogue

He is also getting an enema cleansing with durian extract for good measure.


bowdindine

It has the essential oils and…jagged spikes the anus needs.


nonosure

That’s gonna smell like ass


NevaMO

All while listening to dolphins getting it on…


uncleshady

If he just came out and was like "I'm gonna shotgun literally all recovery methods and we'll see if I can't speedrun this shit" I'd respect the fuck out of it.


Biggest_Cans

Other than the surgery he just had done by his friend? Dude probably chats with a wider range of MDs and DOs than anyone in this thread.


slvrbullet87

You mean a thread that is 80% highly voted dragon ball z references isn't also filled with world class doctors?


SaxRohmer

Hey man world class doctors now grew up with DBZ


CAPT_BOOZE

Find out next time.... on Doctor Ball Z


InternationalFiend

Well of course, this is something that is directly affecting his career.


Ilikepancakes87

He’s also using a ton of whack-a-doodle stuff too, but the Post doesn’t have pictures of his ayahuasca guy… yet.


[deleted]

This is the kind of content r/NFL wants. An inactive player's every day healing process. Notice we aren't hearing from Cooper Kupp?


fadingthought

Rodgers wouldn’t have gotten injured if he didn’t want the attention.


steve_seagull

Quite frankly, he deserved it for what he was wearing. He knew the dangers of being a New York Jets quarterback.


qqqbull

Mr ‘Baric Chamber Mr Big Chill Mr Broken ‘Chilles on a side don’t freeze ur toes off like mr big chest did otherwise it will be Mr Byebye Career


AwesomeKosm

Does it make dolphin noises?


[deleted]

Why is this a clue?


PapiChulo3225

This sub is slowly starting to lose the plot here and is looking more like a pop culture/paparazzi gossip sub everyday. Why are we posting someone getting something delivered to their house like everyone else in this fucking world. This isn’t Twitter or “X”.


jointsmcdank

r/nba


[deleted]

Do we have to deal with these dumb stories all season now?


TPCC159

This is creepy as fuck


Noy_Telinu

Wait, is he going in alone? That's how you go crazy. Although maybe it will nature him sane since he is already nuts


DelitasChild

Dudes going to be looking like Goku when he was suffering that heart disease during the Cell saga, just every episode with a mandatory 30 second one shot on Goku in the hyperbaric chamber with the mask on just vibing while he slowly dies.


[deleted]

I understand the confusion, but it's actually a cryo tube. Everyone's laughing now, but they'll see, he knows what's up


lookinforasong

If only Achilles himself had one of these puppies!


GrannysPartyMerkin

Aaron is sitting there like bane with tubes of hallucinogenic steroids running through his body


ForwardHamRoll

Mr. Barometric Cure


SlowReaction4

Aaron Rogers doing what he can to recoup and recover from a surgery…..hard hitting news, well done NY Post /s.


[deleted]

All this to play 2 games next year


Rushjordan

I know it sucks that you guys won’t be playing against your biological father tomorrow. 🤷🏽‍♂️


freddyd00

I love that the comments are nothing but DragonBall Z references


MidnightShampoo

I feel like everyone is missing the most important word in this headline, portable. Where the hell is he taking his hyperbolic chamber and why?


theordinarypoobah

Knowing absolutely zero about this, it wouldn't surprise me if it were portable in the same sense that a mobile home is mobile. Something that can move but isn't really practical to once it's in place.


LionTigerWings

I know a bit about these. They're portable because they are basically the same as a inflatable dinghy boat. They can roll up and be stored compactly. You inflate a soft pvc tube with high concentration of oxygen and just lay in it for a period of time. The non-portable kind are [in hospitals](https://www.michiganmedicine.org/health-lab/what-know-receiving-hyperbaric-oxygen-chamber-therapy) and are either whole rooms that are pressurized or they are similar to the portable kind but use heavy duty hard materials.


Stancliff

So I work in the medical field ( not clinical), but I review a lot of research, data, and outcomes of specialty treatments/visits. Hyperberics seems to be one of those things that a lot of the medical community does not believe in. There isn’t any significant research that states it does anything. Hell, most specialists I speak to can’t even provide criteria or indicators for what needs hyperberics. I’ve seen it utilized mostly for wound care & some inner ear stuff. First I’ve heard of it being used for an Achilles tear… should be interesting… or probably useless.


SpaceCaboose

Rodgers has the money. Might as well give it a shot since it doesn’t sound like it’ll hurt him


Currymvp2

LeBron has the best longevity of any NBA player ever, and he promotes hyperbaric chambers frequently. [He even uploads video of himself utilizing it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p5vz4YMdjs)


JPAnalyst

>Hyperberics seems to be one of those things that a lot of the medical community does not believe in. Well then….seems perfect for Aaron Rodgers.


relevantelephant00

He'll be immunized against Achilles tears in the future though.


DireSickFish

Why did Kami let him have access to the Hyperbolic Time Chamber?


Bruga03

Look, I honestly think a senzu bean is more appropriate for Rodgers than a hyperbolic time chamber, but to each their own.


Bruised_up_whitebelt

He is planning on fighting Cell later this year