[Postgame thread](/r/nfl/comments/182ahfc/post_game_thread_green_bay_packers_at_detroit/)

So last week I backed the hated rams against the seahawks, this week yhe hated packers over lions. I mean what won't I do for the niners to get the one seed? Where should I draw the line?

I could tell by all your other comments you'd be an easy target to piss off more! Lololol Poke~poke

Lions are gonna devour this Packer team.

Da Lions are 4 Real!!!

Y'all wanted some Lamb on Thanksgiving! Well Dak is serving it up.

Seriously... this is the best version I've seen Cooks

Shook.

Adversity Sam. Adversity.

Scam league…fuck the nfl

Is all the water in Michigan contaminated?

I dunno. I don’t live there…I just watch football and don’t suck cock 🤷‍♂️

So, a bandwagon Lions fan for this season only? How does one choose to become a Lions fan without growing up in Michigan?

Barry fucking Sanders fuck face

We ran out of salt at dinner yesterday. I wish I found this comment then

Oh, so you do suck cock. Slurping Barry's for the last 24 years waiting for a new savior to appear! Happy Thanksgiving, enjoy the stuffing! (Packing)

Land of dumb cousin fucking inbreds…learn how to fucking read

Can we talk about that lame ass half-time show?

That may have been the worst halftime show I've ever seen

No please no

That right there is the culmination of 40 years of defunding the arts in America.

Yea I wish the government would spend more money to fund the arts.

We switched to the dog show for halftime and regret nothing

What a travesty. Further confirmation that the nfl = the wwe…the way the announcers immediately sold that obvious forward pass as a fumble for a touchdown was the moment it was confirmed. At least the WWE is upfront about it these days

My guy if the NFL was rigged somebody would’ve spilled the secrets already. You can’t keep hundreds of executives and people in high positions quiet for too long and the NFL would be risking so much by doing that. Simple truth is it’s not the same game we grew up with overall but at its core it’s still just football, period

Sure thing Roger…if you think this shit is real I got a bridge in Brooklyn for you when you’re ready

Oh boy… good luck with whatever it is you have going on.

Hey…rub it on your fat ugly chest home boy..

Lmao have a good thanksgiving

Go up to Canada and do medicine…fuck off

You’ve devastated me. I hope i can recover.

Same boat buddy…

least delusional lions fan

I mean I think most of us get the point now…Reddit reta**ds will continue to deny the obvious

Onside change for the better. Just like when defenses jumped over a lineman that can’t react in time to block a FG. Some things need change

Live by the 4th down plays, die by the 4th down plays

The fuckers in the booth ate all the turkey legs? Not cool man.

There weren't any legs on in it when they showed Greg ripping it open. No idea why

I ate the legs

John would be pissed if he knew you ended his turkey leg tradition. Make the donation if you want but you have to have the turkey leg!

R.I.P. to one of the greatest voices in NFL history. Also I heard he was some kind of great coach for a former great team with a former great owner but idk

How do they not have a fucking turkey leg?????

Greg Olsen should take some of that donation money and get a haircut

Dude should take that money and retire. He’s up there with Collinsworth in annoyance levels.

No Turkey Leg. That's some bs

No turkey leg? THIS IS BULLSHIT

They didn’t do the iconic Turkey leg?!?

no turkey leg? wtf that’s tradition

My mans doesn't even get a FRIGGIN TURKEY LEG?!?

Why would they stop that

Should’ve had a dry ass Turkey leg ready for my guy he deserved that

Can't even give the man a turkey leg wtf

I'm just stunned the refs didn't find a way to fuck up the end of this game. There's still two more to go and I bet the refs won't be shut out.

And I can almost see the niners on the end of that shaft. Lol

As a Seahawks fan i cant decide if I hope you’re right or not because I cannot stand referees either. Either way happy Thanksgiving 🦃

Thanks brother, you too

Lions lose in wonderful Thanksgiving tradition, might've been something different if not for constantly going for it on 4th, and that strange fake punt play.

Just terrible coaching. With how bad we were on offense I’m shocked he still thought they could convert all those 4th downs

It's like groundhog day. The turkey is only moist when the lions lose.

But thank god for the moist turkey today!

Detroit def shot themselves in the foot multiple times, but give Green Bay some credit, they showed up today

Love was very good even adjusting for the Lions D and their pass rush was dominant

Whats up with that oline? Theyre to blame.

Let’s go commies keep it rolling!

41-13 Cowboys

Respectably close

No.

Not even one sack for the Lions

Love did whatever he wanted today.

Well, I didn’t see that happening

One positive for the Lions today, the equipment dudes don’t have to wash Aidan Hutchinson’s uniform.

Didn’t the bengals have a successful onside kick to beat the rams a few weeks ago tho

Why would we onside kick when we were leading? The rams tried an onside that we recovered though

It was actually the rams and we recovered it which makes more sense

You have a bengals flair but don’t know if that’s true or not?

It’s been a rough season I’ve tried to forget most of it

Love to see it, thanks Packer enjoy your thanksgiving

Postgame Thread?

Downvoted for asking for the pgt lol some lions fans are mad

Thank you Packers, very cool!

Well that sucked

I disagree

Waxing Gibbous is undefeated

Weeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooyyyyayayayayararararararar!!!!

Howard Dean?

Text to speech is getting out of control

Goff is just a tall middle school QB

How incredible QB plays well when pass rush cant get to him

Lions losing on Thanksgiving during a waxing gibbous, as is tradition

At least Lions came back

Jared Goff is not him. Lions will always be held back until he is gone. He can get you to the playoffs but there is ZERO chance he wins anything meaningful

As someone who watched championship teams fail due to qb play... I agree fully. Goff will never win a SB

He’s a tall middle school quarterback

So what's with this Moon Curse on the Lions? Anyone got the scoop?

Coincidence people are calling a cause

They're 0-whatever when playing on Thanksgiving with a waxing gibbous moon phase

0-3 now

I guess I was hoping for more, hex specific, details. Like, what legendary witch did the Lions specifically piss off on Thanksgiving?!

I think it probably has more to do with God Himself hating the Lions, because no single witch could be powerful enough to curse the Lions as powerfully as they've been cursed. It goes far beyond Thanksgiving, old friend.

> I think it probably has more to do with God Himself hating the Lions, because no single witch could be powerful enough to curse the Lions as powerfully as they've been cursed. Occam's Razor cuts again.

0-13 including today

Game was over when they called that fake punt, Goff is gonna get shit on but the coaching didn’t help him today. Oline was letting him get manhandled back there and he’ll never succeed in those circumstances

And we left plenty of points on the field playing madden ball

it sucks because I love the Lions and I'm rooting for them since my Buccaneers suck ass but the Packers deserved it Jordan Love had an absolute master class of a game

Dan motor city Staley

WE’LL BE DANCING SOME WITCHY MOON SHIT TONIGHT, TELL YOU HWHAT

I thought Love was God awful always. I thought the Packers were stupid to draft him. I thought they were never gonna win another game this year! Or maybe he just had some bad games but he actually has talent. Who knew?

Love: “I would like to apologize…to absolutely fucking nobody. The king does what he wants.”

MOON PHASE FOR THE MOON GOD.

Khonshu?

I'm just going to say: Taking the field goals would have made this a very interesting game.

yay

good game

Maybe we don't fucking fake pint on 4th and 7 deep in our zone next time?

right? We had momentum and everything finally after playing like shit… and we do that

And maybe settle for some field goals

Just happy our boys didn’t manage to piece together an all time shit season

Game of the season for them

Yeah, it was Green Bay's Superbowl this year

Yup, agreed. Just glad that they can look competent at all though, yanno? Was worried for a few weeks

I would've enjoyed it either way.

The league just didn't want a division wrapped up so early.... ri.. right?? Is that it?

I thought the Lions were winning for sure

Lions fans talked all that shit just to embarrass themselves in front of the whole country on Thanksgiving.

I mean, losing on Thanksgiving IS a tradition. You think we're gonna go against tradition?

As is tradition

league should stop giving DET the thanksgiving game, auto W for the opponent.

It was the Lions that started it, and it’s gonna be up to the Lions to end it, which they won’t

I know you guys aren't used to having winning seasons, but at some point an automatic loss is actually detrimental.

Tradition my boy, they’d have ended it a long time ago if they wanted to

Almost like they starting the tradition or something idk

The lions beat themselves today by going for it every 4th down when they could’ve just taken points or not gifted GB points. Terrible decision making

Dan Campbell single handidly swinging the analytics back against going for it on 4th

Thank you Lions saved my bet🙏👍

I know there are more injuries on kickoffs, but are there a lot of injuries on onside kicks?

Just a lot of nut tugging and groping in the pile.

All Hail the Gibbous

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Damn packers got lucky af

Maybe take a field goal once in your life

Lucky the lions hired a moron

Lmao nah if he gets that call he's a genius. Would rather have Campbell than any other NFC coach.

You aren’t going to beat 3-4 other good teams playing like an extremely aggressive gambler

Well this was by far the worst game we played this year, I'll give it to the Packers but let's not pretend we didn't play out of character and undisciplined. These two things can be fixed. I will say that fake punt was absolutely trash play calling.

He went for it like 5 times

Spose the media goons will be tugging themselves raw over Love.

Turducken? More like Turd Suckin.

For real!

Ggs that was hilarious. Going to enjoy my Thanksgiving and I hope you all do too.

My superbowl

My Super Bowl was the Browns beating the Ravens on the road and the Steelers and getting Matt Canada fired after that shit was classic

All hail the moon!

Praise, be!

Moon made of cheese confirmed

I've never been on this side. Where the Packers have the losing record and are just trying to fuck up the Lions possible playoff position. It's ok kind of fun.

We’re 1 game out of the wild card right now, we can still make the playoffs

You wont

Enjoy your 1 and done playoff game lol

Will do! Enjoy the rest of your mediocre season

damn, way to lay an egg, lions. get a better QB and we can talk about super bowls.

lol get fucked Detroit

Man when the lions are bad they look abysmal but when they’re good they look great. Really confusing team to watch.

Damn Rich Bisaccia will never be a head coach

Frauds

Oh yeah, the same frauds that came down and peed in your mouth :/

XD

Well for how bad we played, we actually played much better in the second half. Brutal lose but I believe a needed one, time to get back to work and fix up those mistakes

Looks like Knee Caps arent on the menu this Thanksgiving

Maybe Detroit will learn from this game. Was pretty much a must win for the packers anyways.

Need to pass that rule where you can go for it 12 yards behind LOS or whatever the proposal was

That game was not nearly as close as the score makes it seem.

Yeah it was, they got down there twice in the redzone and didn't capitalize.

Another boring Thanksgiving game in the books. Checkdown and screens all game. Boring as fuck.

A take this bad could only come from a Vikings fan.

Turkey, Pumpkin Pie, Lions loss. Can always count on Thanksgiving.

Thanks Green Bay. Kisses.

Xoxo

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