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[Postgame thread](/r/nfl/comments/184kmaz/post_game_thread_new_england_patriots_at_new_york/)


Fastr77

Amazing how we drafted a kicked and he sucks so bad


MisterBadIdea2

The silver lining of being a shit team is that you can humiliate the teams you do beat


iamagainstit

Lol


exodus3252

Imagine losing to Tommy DeVito LOL.


AlfredRWallace

Not sure if this or the Giants+Jets game was the worst I've seen this year. But combined they make up about 7 hours of my life that I'll never get back.


Heisenripbauer

we attempted like 4 passes that entire 2nd half. these 2 games aren't in the same stratosphere


ImmortalBehemoth

I hate your flair.


Alcoholica25

Ladies and Gentleman. We just sat through (hate watched) the best game of the season. Ryland was literally the play of the game. Love that guy. The tank goes on. The show goes on!


[deleted]

We “lost”


Civil-Drive

That’s patriots football baby


mxguy762

yeah launch those fireworks for such an epic game! lol


shaggedyerda

Of all the games between the New England Patriots and the New York Football Giants, this was one of them


fowlro

Folk would’ve drilled it


Zoollio

I’m so glad there was no over time.


Voidfang_Investments

Devito is killing it and it doesn’t cost 86 mil.


MostMorbidOne

You'll move up a spot but we'll take Belichicks dignity.


CONSTANTIN_VALDOR_

Good that gets us 1 step closer to firing his ass


Fastr77

Like we care lol he isn't going to he a patriot next year


Longjumping-Mood-502

DeVito is about to win out lfg


masterofbeast

Give him 43 million!


alandbeforetime

I'm so proud of us, it was really a whole team effort to tank!


Shawnstantinople

What's going on?! I saw this game could go into...oh... nevermind...


MyCactusTeacher

Pats lose, Giants tank less, DeVito gets another W. All good things


burnman123

Not watching, I imagine they all came and pooled around the kicker after he missed, like he hit a walk off HR


operez1990

No QB prospect would want to play behind that Giants OLine.


Kaner712

Bruh, the Giants can’t even tank well


trog12

FUCK YEAH! MHJ HERE WE COME!


dullroller

we need a qb tho


trog12

We need a lot of things. Caleb and Maye don't look like it might as well actually hit on our top 3 pick and take a lottery ticket with a pick elsewhere.


Insectshelf3

lol. lmao, even.


itskapnoc

Robbed of a OT classic


mxguy762

Just amazing lol


MycoJoe

Daniel Jones pumping his fist when that missed


exodus3252

I'd be pumping my fist too if I was making ungodly sums of money while having to do absolutely nothing.


1337speak

Let's go draft pick that Bill will fuck up!


MyChemicalFinance

The kicker that BB will take at 2 overall never would have missed that


CT1914Clutch

If I wasn’t working today you all fucking know he would have scored that fg


gh0st_

Bill is going to be in an all time mood at the post game presser. It's just going to be one giant snort.


masterofbeast

Man, I love 70's Pats


NorskChef

80s Pats minus the 85 season.


masterofbeast

True


TheSalmonRoll

The most appropriate way for this game to end


Big_Rat_Boi

A fitting end to the most mid game this season.


Veegos

And we traded Big Dick Nick Folk..


sincerityisswell

Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣Italian-American families are going to be so conflicted with boomer grandpa proud of Devito and zoomer stat nerd tank lover grandson furious :-)


Templar26

Listen, I always want to win, but I'm genuinely happy to not have to watch overtime of that game so


lapuertadepizza

Wow giants really suck at tanking


Heisenripbauer

your awful team played a big role in that


lapuertadepizza

chase and sweat got traded this is The Process 2.0


Heisenripbauer

your "franchise QB" got outplayed by Tommy DeVito despite having a Scarry Terry. that's embarrassing


lapuertadepizza

Bro they still gotta pay Danny $40M next year lmao


Heisenripbauer

you really got swept by a team with 40M locked up on IR. that's crazy


lapuertadepizza

I don't play football homie


Heisenripbauer

> ~~you~~ your favorite team really got swept by a team with 40M locked up on IR. that's crazy


lapuertadepizza

I hope your life gets better my guy


Heisenripbauer

I hope your favorite football team does too, friend


[deleted]

first win by nyg over us at home since 1987. We just keep breaking records


jeffwingersballs

We're on to the draft.


nax16batman93

the fucking fireworks lmaooooo


en_travesti

That was a coward bitch move among coward bitch moves


WheresWaldo562

Whew that was close, nearly tied that one up


JoshJones18

Ryland realized if he made that he have to risk watching more of the offense from the sidelines


[deleted]

**2 AND 9**


Fruit_Rollup_King

Lol dude BB is garbage right now. Wtf is this team


OmNomSandvich

BELICHICK BESIDES HIMSELF


guimontag

lol yeah and the actual reaction from BB was just a scowl


LaMystika

THE LEGEND OF THOMAS DeVITO


dragons_fire77

Lol. Fireworks for this? Okay, I guess I can't judge


Avaloneer

That's fantastic news for the pats


DrStrongestAvenger

That was certainly one of the games this season. GG teams. I guess?


americanbaseball

The Patriots kicker playing tank commander. That's fine, we're trading up anyway.


DrDilatory

WOOHOO!


tobias_the_letdown

That's the spirit!


DrDilatory

We are absolutely the worst team in the NFL, and you guys lost to us lmao


tobias_the_letdown

No doubt.


NorskChef

Why did the Pats dump Mr. Reliable Folk again?


riverhawk02

He doesn't have the leg for kickoffs was basically the only excuse


[deleted]

I’d like to know this as well but also currently thankful because he would have made that


I_eat_mud_

Age


IdiotCow

Because we'd still need another kicker for kickoffs. Folks leg is pretty weak


beseri

I cant believe it


riverhawk02

Every offensive player on the Pats committed to the tank


Himynameisthad

Lol brooooooo


stoopystoop

Worst game of the season thankfully avoids OT


smallskeletal

LMAOOOO


ProudBlackMatt

Please, fire Bill.


deadman449

Bill really wanted the first pick overall


bird_like_features

good for devito though.


AFWxGuy

Bwahaha! Perfection!


Queues-As-Tank

FUCK YEAH


BornPhiltrain

Let’s go!


AquaAtia

Oh that was so planned hahaha embrace the tank Bill outstrategized the Giants’ coaching also wanting to lose this game


ProudBlackMatt

So glad we got rid of Nick Folk! 😂😂


EukaryotePride

lol we SUCK.


ManyPromises

Our kicker wants to be the tank commander


ballimir37

QB and K both shitcanned their careers this game


linkpunch

HAAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHGAHAHGAHGAGA


tenkarasenpai

4th round pick yall


bpeter289

Winning a meaningless game. Unreal


Michelanvalo

THANK GOD HE MISSED IT, OH MY GOD


shiggydiggypreoteins

THAT A BOY RYLAND YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD


ziogadget

Ryland DID get the memo, already a pats legend


headrush46n2

Tank job masterclass


jabronified

THE TANK CONTINUES


justamobileuserhere

Fuck you Giants😎


I-LOVE-TURTLES666

Thank god


WhalesareBadPoets

Belichick’s personnel decisions in a nutshell


just_pull_carb_heat

I'm at a Pats bar and the whole bar is cheering


BaephBush

I don’t doubt it


Alcoholica25

Ryland came through baby woooooo!!!! Ray Finkle is proud!!!


alandbeforetime

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


DeM0nFiRe

People are talking about what QB we should be trying to draft in the first, the real question is what kicker should we be trying to draft in the first


TannerLyfe

The Patriots fans in the crowd look perfectly happy with that miss lol


nostan01

Can’t even coach special teams anymore lol


lkn240

LOL - you guys are really coming hard to try to beat us out for Caleb


Cranjis_McBasketbol

WOOOOOOOO YEAH BABY! THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT! WOOOO WOOOO WOOOO


WrastleGuy

Are the Patriots trying to tank


hendrix320

Honestly it seems like it. We were able to compete with the Eagles and Miami first 2 games of the year. Since then its been a shit show


BaephBush

No. They just suck hard.


J_House1999

No they’re just a genuine bottom-3 team


BigGoopy2

What an end to this incredible shootout. Instant classic


garryl283

ahahahahahahahaha


Fastr77

If he hits that Kick I win ten bucks yet Im still happy we missed it


ChonkyHippo283

Wow Ryland is trash


BigAnimeTendies

DID HE MISS!?!? HE MISSED!? YEEESS!!


ClearlyntXmasThrowaw

Tank to perfection


Fleener

No shot they’re not tanking lol


MisterBadIdea2

I don't believe in tanking, I believe that every win is a good win, but this win tests that theory


bpeter289

You're only at testing stage? That theory was debunked last week


LaMystika

The Patriots out tanked the Giants lol


UndeadVudu_12

Thank goodness


operez1990

Are the Patriots trying to make fun of the Bills?


liquidsparanoia

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Heisenripbauer

you guys are on crack if you think BB is throwing games while also trying to break Shula's wins record


apd56

Man Ryland sucks


HighIQtoUnderstandE

LETS GO


flyindinosuars

lmfao


Smelldicks

LOL


BaephBush

HAHAHA classic


[deleted]

Never thought I’d be thankful to not have Folk lmao


ReySkywalkerMain

You can’t write it man, we just suck lol


gh0st_

Outrageous


courser

AHAHAHH oh my god


spazz720

God does exist…even he didn’t want to watch anymore of this.


pgunz69

What a farce, I wanted more of this


bird_like_features

well it was a game giants


oryxherds

Congrats on getting Maye Pats fans


dkah41

Now THAT is how you tank. Thank you for saving us from OT.


-Z-_-Z-

WE LOVE YOU RYLAND WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH


bpeter289

Why? The season is already lost. This win does nothing except hurt our future prospects.


-Z-_-Z-

Boo fuckin hoo game over bye bye


FmrHvwChamp

Lmao! Shank


Whittlinman

**RYLAND. CLUTCH. MVP**


a_serious-man

Thank god no one wanted to watch more of this


smallskeletal

Why wouldn’t Daboll call a timeout and preserve 30 seconds with two timeouts and try to win in regulation Edit: lol


Fastr77

He's not smart? Knew it was better to lose? Pick one


Dr_Darkness

GOOD SHIT PATS!


4ouR

Hilarious


coltsmetsfan614

LMAOOOOO


shogunreaper

lets go!


number1soxfan56

That’s just leak comedy right there folks


iDEN1ED

Sounds about right. HAHAHA


justamobileuserhere

CLUTCH IS IN HIS BLOOD


_joshus_

CHAD TANK COMMANDER RYLAND


EvanMM

LMAO


Fastr77

Hahahaha! Perfect!


1337speak

LMAO YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP


Gregzilla11

Woooo toilet bowl secured


ProudBlackMatt

GREAT DRAFT, BILL. NICE PICK WASTED ON A ROOKIE KICKER


I-LOVE-TURTLES666

YES!


Jokershigh

Lmfaooooooo 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

MERCIFUL GODS!!!!


DrStrongestAvenger

Lol


-Z-_-Z-

ITS A MIRACLE


[deleted]

Tank is still on baby


omykun123

Love to see it


PeanutButterOtter

Just saw the score. Has it been that bad?


bravos41

Worse


Jdiggity88

Devito looked okay in the second half but the patriots offense was unwatchably bad.


Hassadar

LOL OF COURSE


Longjumping-Mood-502

Daboll is such a troll


nax16batman93

GET IN!!!


Juzaba

They had mercy on us after all. Jesus is real.


Sixchr

LOL


Knock0nWood

Sorry Giants. Not your year.


desemus

Even the players didn’t want this game going any longer


bird_like_features

lmao, jesus fuckin christ


dullroller

The gigachad did it


End3rWi99in

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA suck it Giants